Altare RPs as Shakespeare trying to pick up chicks

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  • Опубліковано 20 січ 2025

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  • @guiltyspark7308
    @guiltyspark7308 Рік тому +250

    “Thy Oppai is like the fairest snow.” - Altare
    *meanwhile*
    “The moon tide is tugging on our hearts right now!” - H2O Delirious

    • @renderzaulia1218
      @renderzaulia1218 Рік тому +25

      My favourite one..
      "Give Birth!!" - H2O Delirious

    • @guiltyspark7308
      @guiltyspark7308 Рік тому +15

      “Great, I’m a weenie boy for life: live by the weenie and die by the we- actually no, that’s not good…” -Terroriser

    • @puripuri5593
      @puripuri5593 Рік тому +1

      so oppai is thy not thine ?? im confused

    • @guiltyspark7308
      @guiltyspark7308 Рік тому

      I must of heard wrong

  • @theoverlordbear
    @theoverlordbear Рік тому +285

    I vaguely remember some comment about Shakespeare being comparable to a Hollywood blockbuster director. Also, Altare going "coo - " as Selen announced her return got me cackling real loud! 🤣

  • @dalgona4819
    @dalgona4819 Рік тому +192

    Regis Shakespeare ❤

  • @huhreally5771
    @huhreally5771 Рік тому +116

    0:45 good save ragu

  • @dtakeru5856
    @dtakeru5856 Рік тому +133

    0:45 the fact selen just got back from idol meeting

    • @MaxC_1
      @MaxC_1 Рік тому +33

      Selen - "wait this isn't a Nijicancelled stream is it...?"

  • @Kinda_SUS
    @Kinda_SUS Рік тому +119

    This man's brain, oh God (I love it😂)
    Axel and Noct just enjoying it are a mood

  • @masterodd5104
    @masterodd5104 Рік тому +94

    Imagine returning only for someone to ask to see your coo- in Shakspearian English

  • @Something_Sharp
    @Something_Sharp Рік тому +89

    I remember in middle school English class we learned some Shakespearean insults, I wish we had learned Shakespearean pick up lines instead

  • @lemonadeislife9278
    @lemonadeislife9278 Рік тому +39

    shouldve screenshot that supachat at axels about 'would you help a homie out' using shakespear language

  • @sungvin
    @sungvin Рік тому +17

    This is the most convoluted definition of "rizz". I love it.

  • @captainonomatopoeia
    @captainonomatopoeia Рік тому +32

    My man was about to say “cooch” 😂

  • @FateDarkess
    @FateDarkess Рік тому +40

    0:45 see what xD

  • @RestiaAshdollK
    @RestiaAshdollK Рік тому +29

    THE TL NOTE LMAO

  • @carlorielmendez6505
    @carlorielmendez6505 Рік тому +32

    Man oversold himself

  • @tuturtley
    @tuturtley Рік тому +14

    LET HIM COOK

  • @ryugatsuchiya9018
    @ryugatsuchiya9018 Рік тому +28

    Is it just me or we are massively underestimating holostars

  • @episode4882
    @episode4882 Рік тому +38

    Coo….

  • @HKSFMinerva
    @HKSFMinerva Рік тому +10

    The Rizz translation got me laughing.

  • @CallMeMoony7
    @CallMeMoony7 Рік тому +4

    the oppai line is insane considering shakespeare's sonnet 130

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight Рік тому +13

    Coo-?? That timing lol. Ragus what are you trying to say. You are an idol! xD
    Hey if someone used it on me, I'd totally into them. Writing this down too 🤣

  • @Krmiby
    @Krmiby Рік тому +1

    I can't believe you did TL note on the word Rizz lmao

  • @hemkin_
    @hemkin_ Рік тому +7

    thy what leader ?🤨 keep cooking 🤨📸📸📸

  • @captain2tan69
    @captain2tan69 Рік тому +11

    🔥🔥🔥✍

  • @seisoch6969
    @seisoch6969 Рік тому +6

    i dont play apex anymore so i dont know, but i dont think "rizzing up girls" has nothing to do with apex skill

  • @faenethlorhalien
    @faenethlorhalien Рік тому +2

    He mispronounced “analogous”. The “g” is hard.

  • @ClawManV3
    @ClawManV3 Рік тому +2

    Bro, you know what "rizz" means, it's obvious Altare didn't mean it in that context, you _knew_ this because you even put it in your title, so why have the translator note using the Apex definition when it has nothing to do with the context? It's implying that Altare was talking about Apex with his rambling, and he wasn't.
    Unless it was just a joke translation and I'm missing the joke.🤷‍♂

    • @nevanPNG
      @nevanPNG  Рік тому +5

      it is a joke translation. the humor comes from the absurdity that shakespeare would know anything about apex, let alone niche movement tech. he couldn't have played apex when he was alive since it didn't exist. he probably played quake though

    • @ClawManV3
      @ClawManV3 Рік тому +1

      @@nevanPNG Wouldn't be the first time a joke flies over my head. Lol

    • @nevanPNG
      @nevanPNG  Рік тому +6

      @@ClawManV3 you're just making sure I don't take him out of context maliciously or something, I respect it 👍

    • @exmello
      @exmello Рік тому +1

      @@nevanPNG most other clippers, half the subtitles are wrong. I don't know what is a joke anymore.