"Can 10 Idiot Australians Survive America?" | Kip Reacts to martincitopants
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- Опубліковано 28 вер 2024
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I think the "hey get off the fuckin road asshole" was between members of the group.
It was, that made sense down the line in the video. That's a completely different interaction in LA.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: you don’t go to denny’s, you get lost and find yourself at Denny’s.
I'll have to disagree since the highway we took to go on vacation had a Denny's right where we tended to stop for gas so we always planned to stop there for lunch since it was decently cheap and on the way
Why is getting lost and ending up at Denny's a real thing
I don't know if anyone said it already but at 52:25 your assuming that those are plastic BB guns, those are metal BB guns. (the large rifle above the pistol is a pellet rifle though) The orange plastic tip is not required for metal BB and pellet guns as they are considered "potentially lethal" if used improperly.
Besides the plastic would melt, metal BB gun barrels tend to get rather hot.
17:55 can confirm, in my country you'll usually only see the flag on certain government buildings like the parliament house, on military bases, being flown during national holidays like independence day for example, or at international sporting events. I'm personally only aware of literally one person who flies the flag outside of the aforementioned national holidays. And yeah, from an outside perspective the 'murican brand of patriotism does feel a bit excessive at times.
Can you blame us?
But with all that patriotism we have some of the best stories about said patriots. Even if we aren't part of the military it still creates a strange but amazing sense of comradery.
Though I do wonder what most other countries do since our way is the odd one out?
Most the time? Nothing. There isn't that much loyalty to the country or any at all most times. @@omnipresentl1316
Oh and I've only ever sang my national anthem in school. Never once since 4th grade. @@omnipresentl1316
The only time I’ve ever gotten one of those white castle sliders to taste good was when I put it in a Panini press. And it was still maybe C tier
Brazilian here, outside of world cup season only few people fly our flag, a bit more recently but they are usually the kind of people that would fly the Confederate flag were they American and that's all I'm gonna say. About the anthem thing we do sing it in school for basically the whole week upcoming of independence day, but we are supposed to keep our arms on our sides.
oh as for that orange tip, you can only put them on mock guns that are basically harmless. Airsoft guns need them, but it's illegal to put one on pellet guns (what they have) and paintball guns as both can actually cause some significant harm. Obviously the pellet guns are far more dangerous as you can actually hunt rodents with them but even paintball exceeds the orange tip threshold.
on the bit about the anthem and flags, there is a segment in the discworld novel "Night Watch" by british author Sir Terry Pratchett.
"‘Tom?’
'Yes, Clive?’
'Have you ever sung the national anthem?’
'Oh, lots of times, sir.’
'I don’t mean officially.’
'You mean just to show I’m patriotic? Good gods, no. That would be a rather odd thing to do,’ said the captain.
'And how about the flag?’
'Well, obviously I salute it every day, sir.’
'But you don’t wave it, at all?’ the major enquired.
'I think I waved a paper one a few times when I was a little boy. Patrician’s birthday or something. We stood in the streets as he rode by and we shouted “Hurrah!”’
'Never since then?’
'Well, NO, Clive,’ said the captain, looking embarrassed. 'I’d be very worried if I saw a man singing the national anthem and waving the flag, sir. It’s really a thing foreigners do.’
'Really? Why?’
'WE don’t need to show WE’RE patriotic, sir. I mean, this is Ankh-Morpork. We don’t have to make a big fuss about being the best, sir. We just KNOW.’"
17:35 in thailand we do that too, only in 8 am or 6 pm when the anthem plays and everyone stops what they're doing (unless it is something important then they can continue) And just stand there and sing along the anthem.
In the Netherlands there’s certain occasions that warrant flying the flag 🇳🇱 but aside of that it’s a rare sight to see it outside of government buildings
big bear no longer has a KMart, so theres literally only grocery stores now
They really need more consistency in fast food over there
No, we like variety
@@TheSkyGuy77really forces you outside don't it?
51:58 The orange tip or other signifier is for prop/‘not real’ guns - and as BB’s are considered firearms they don’t have the orange tip. But as you pointed out, with them getting so realistic it doesn’t mean much, so just go with the common sense “treat everything like it is real and is loaded”.
49:05 In Germany that would be crazy prices I assume per gallon because that would only be around 1,1 Dollar per liter while we in Germany pay closer to 2 Dollars per liter so around 7 Dollar a gallon
Just wondering if there was a place to recommend videos for kip to watch or does he do his own thing?
12:21 I can drink 3 bottles of Mike’s hard lemonade while feeling a light buzz. After the 5th bottle is when my feet and whatnot get all tingly lol
33:40 travel with me, I'll keep you well fed and happy. Mostly because I refuse to eat out at Un veted restaurants when I'm abroad.
Well, I mean they're halfway American already so surviving here shouldn't be too hard.
It’s truly hard being the best country
The wonderful thing about the rest of the world is I don't give a fuck their opinion on how we treat our anthem.
56:18 Im sorry, Final fantasy?
Bro When you said "San Bernaghetto" I had to do a double take. It's so big in so cal but I never meet anyone who knows about that place lol
Update: I'm the guy who asked how do you know about that place XD
Double Update: Big bear and Crestline? Jesus christ lol
Sidney left Australia? how did a city leave??
“That is highway robbery for 4-5 dollar gas” bro shouldn’t go to California then that’s fucken cheap price especially compared early like 2021 it was up to 7 dollars at the cheapest
There's a reason I would visit and not live in California again. I couldn't handle those prices.
I do hope Kip gets around to watching I did a thing sometime. Not when he’s overwhelmed of course
some people do fly the australian flag but only like uhh welll theres 5 houses across the entiery of my city that do it so yeah
At my work in the USA they fly the Australian flag in our joint services area.
Orange tips on airsoft guns
At 40:03 i have that pellet rifle....its silly fun
Europeans might think Americans standing for the anthem is odd, but I think not being proud of your country is sad
I kinda dont like this martincitopants comapred to his other blog type video.
This one was just pure word mush without much sense
“Situation update the traffic got worse” best way to say you gonna be hella late
Kip if you did not know London Bridge is a bridge in Lake Havasu City, Arizona, United States. When it was built in the 1830s, it spanned the River Thames in London, England. In 1968, the bridge was purchased from the City of London by Robert P. McCulloch.
There has been a bridge over the Thames River in London for over 2,000 years, since the time of the Romans. The manifestation in Arizona was designed in 1824 by John Rennie.
In 1831, William IV and Queen Adelaid opened the New London bridge and the old bridge was demolished. This London Bridge was built out of granite which was quarried on Dartmoor. It was a structure of 5 arches, overall dimensions were 928 feet long and 49 feet wide. In 1902-04, it was widened by means of corbels, increasing the space between the parapets to 65 feet and the foot path to 15 feet.
In 1962, it was discovered that the London Bridge was falling down. It was sinking into the Thames because it was not adequate for the increase in London traffic across it. Robert McCulloch a Lake Havasu businessman learned that the British Government was putting the bridge up for sale. He submitted the winning bid of $2,460,000.
Plans were made to move and reconstruct the bridge in Lake Havasu City, Arizona. Each piece was marked with four numbers. The first indicated which span, the second noted which row of stones, and the last two numbers indicated which position in that row. It was discovered, while dismantling the bridge, that there were code numbers on each stone when it was originally built.
The bridge was shipped by boat 10,000 miles to Long Beach, California. It was then trucked to Lake Havasu City.
Reconstructing the Bridge in Lake Havasu City was done in the same manner as the Egyptians built pyramids. Sand mounds beneath each arch were carefully formed to the profile of the original bridge arches, serving the same function as molds. When work was completed, the sand was removed. A one-mile channel was dredged and water was diverted from the lake, under the Bridge, then back into the lake.
The Bridge reconstruction was completed and dedicated on October 10, 1971
"Used to live in California"
I'm sorry Kip, that must've been traumatic
17:40 In Russia it's also a tradition to stand up whenever the national anthem plays. We don't do the heart salute, and it's absolutely not mandatory, but it's been that way since the Soviet Union, and the older generation really, really love it.
Here in Brazil it's similar, though here this is a remnant of the harsh military dictatorship we had less than 50 years ago, so it isn't hard to find some older folk who lived through it and refuse to stand up to the anthem because of how much they hated that dictatorship (for example: my grandpa had a little bit of influence in a small town, so he was openly followed by government agents 24/7 for being suspect of *disliking the dictatorship*, and a lot of people who were suspect of having acted in any way against the dictatorship, even just criticizing it, were arrested and tortured for information on other people who were acting against them, often to death... so yeah, lots of reasons to hate that dictatorship)
Same in Slovakia. The only people who stand up are usually hockey fans.
You don’t go to Denny’s you end up at Denny’s with a hangover
23:51 and thats what a german would call the "Konterbier" (counter beer)
Ahh yes the Parrybeer
Us Aussie's call it "Hair of a Dog".
@@burnerheinz a Konterbier? *bottoms up* Parry the Konterbier?
@@Deras_ doobe doobe dooba.
18:18 I can attest for Indiana. There are like thirty National and Armed Forces flags in my hometown. The Armed forces, not counting the ones at the courthouse, are all Marine Corp flags.
28:42 "I'm pretty?" The bird looked touched by that statement.
48:54 Where I work, it's been $3.99 for months. Regular gas, for now, is at $3.24. Suck it, Southern California.
35:11 Yes ive seen em at my local smokeshop
18:17 nah mate it’s not uncommon to see an Australian flag about but I don’t think there are as many as there is in America you yanks are a special breed of patriotic
20:29 look at the difference in ingredients between American ketchup and French ketchup.
What about British ketchup?
12:10 That drink would literally send me to the ER, so Beeg agree with Kip there
It's called the Sidewalk Slammer for a reason. Your liver would hate you
Bro, skip the ER that drink with send me to the f****** shadow realm
I love the use of Pepsi Man's theme in this.
Kip i use to sell these stun flashlights and stun batons when I can find them at auctions when I was in high school after school activities where interesting in town 😂 had one boy Chase's friend down on main Street from our center of town where we were hanging out at night with a taser flashlight past the police officers that were sitting down the road doing speed infoment 😂
Well ill let you know that in colombia they do stand up and put there hands on the heart and sing the national anthem in sports and other cultural events
San Berna Getto gang rise up
Bit of astrophysics for you. The light from the surface of the sun takes roughly 8 minutes to reach the Earth. But that light can take thousands of years to go from the solar core, where the fusion takes place to the surface.
The moon is much, much closer. In terms of light speed, it’s not quite 1.5 seconds away. So, what we see on Earth during the eclipse happened 1.5 seconds previously and that’s less time than the delay programmed into a ‘live’ broadcast to keep something potentially naughty bleeped out.
As for national parks and military: i don’t think national parks can be used in that fashion. However, pretty much every state has at least some government-owned land and the restrictions on that is often different. Especially in western states such as Nevada and Utah, the military base might have a training area that is much larger attached or very close by. Nellis in Las Vegas is like that
Epic!
Ain't nothing wrong with a little knowledge
Roundabouts are in parts of the US that are undergoing active rejuvenation projects where they are overhauling their entire cities because they want to look more 'fancy' or at least less run down. Indiana started this right before the Super Bowl it hosted as it wanted to basically be more than just farms and indy. Meanwhile Michigan started doing this because it's trying to revitalize it's self.
36:58 - Never been to a White Castle location, either, since there doesn't seem to be one anywhere in Texas, or at least here in the DFW area. I have, however, tried the frozen sliders you can get from grocery stores (Walmart being one) and they're pretty decent. I've also had the frozen jalapeño and cheese sliders and they're also quite decent. I would recommend giving them a try.
you want mid taco bell, you need to go to a ken-taco-hut
its a KFC, Tacobell, and pizza hut in the same building, sharing one kitchen
As a German viewer, I can say that, yeah, the only houses here with the German flag are public institutions, most of the time with the EU flag as well unless there's not enough posts
If you want to see a reason why I'll never drink alcohol, this video shows you why.
If they ever come to the east coast of us, they need to try cook out!
The “clown car “ was a thing most Americans I know used to do.
Heya kip!
I'm gonna be that random fact guy
Regarding the orange tips on BB/toy guns
Those are required to be applied by the manufacturer to mark them as non bullet shooting replicas. for customs/law enforcement sake.
Once it's in a consumers hands, the consumer can completely legally remove the orange tips all day long. Hence why airsoft players 9 times outta 10, don't have that orange tip
Is it a smart idea to remove it? Probably not. American cops are too quick to shoot first ask questions later.
But, it is legal to remove it as the consumer.
Same as those tags on your pillow that say "do not remove"
The manufacturer is required to put that on there but you can scissor it off once you've bought it
1:00:45 No, because sun's light is about the Earth moving into *existing* sunlight. But anything instantaneous like CME has the 8min delay in observation. That said, the Moon eclipsing the Sun also works on existing sunlight, and thus the difference is the distance between the Earth and the Moon. Which is 2-3 seconds.
I have two gears - NOT TODAY I'M KINDA TIRED FOR SOME REASON, and a second gear for the ladies, that's pretty much it. I have a lot in common with Mr Citopants, he has just two gears too. There's GO FAST, and the other, YOU CALL THAT FAST YOU MANLET!?
(Which gear he uses for HIS lovers is up to your imagination)
PS Given the absurd number of links between yourself and Mart "Cito" Pantalones, I think it's clear we must now conclude that Martcitopants is your Tulpa.
about the beer at the morning that is a viable strategy in germany it is called Konterbier ore for the international audience counter beer
i mean we here in germany have top politicians (our minister of environment and industry ex.g.) who are going to antifa rallys and are saying quote "deutschland verrecke!" (engl. "germany, fucking die!")... so yeah... in that kind of political climate of our current government, its really weird for someone to sing the national anthem... 2/3 verses of our national anthem are also illegal to sing because they are deemed "too patriotic, borderline nationalist and enciting national socialistic rethoric"...
we also had gas leak one time staying in a cabin in Big Bear
re the patriotism of Americans: while other countries think it is strange that we are (or used to be) like this, look at the state of their countries... sadly, the US is headed in this direction as well, especially under the current authoritarian regime. The corruption is seeping (flooding) in.
edit: much of what is in our food (US) is sugar and other additives that should not be there, or at the very least not in such large amounts. Sugars and the additives (like the flavorings on Doritos and other chips) are addictive and are not processed well by our bodies. The weight gain is simply the outward sign of the unhealthiness of many peoples' diets, much of the time through sheer ignorance and brainwashing from constant advertising.
Conspiracy theory: the ruling class wants us all unhealthy, ignorant, and thus easily manipulated. This is why the food is the way it is. Poor diet = unhealthy, lower IQs, etc... Add in the push of various pharmaceutical "solutions" to the problems these diets cause...
There is a nice Denney's in Indana
Hey, all I’m gonna say, is I think T-Bell is really good, and I’ve never hade a problem with it, idk maybe I’ve trained myself to handle it after all the actual Mexican restaurants I’ve eaten at over the years…..
I remaber one new years it was my mates 17th and we were all drinking i only lived an hour away on foot i left his house a 5 in the morning and didnt get home till 11 am i was so drunk i dont even remaber leaving his house was just a blank slate
I'm gonna say it. All these guys saying America blows? This guy just outlined how wrong they are. You can do all this and have fun. Nuff said.
23:44 in Russia there is a long standing internet meme about "Nesquick with beer" or "Kosmostars with vodka".
I've been to one real party outside of Akon or Renaissance festivals and it was a 5K blacklight run and after party dressed in my icon picture (piret deadpool)
Fellow Sabaton enjoyer spotted?!?!?!?!?!??!1
I love Sabaton
His grippers are censored because of reasons, i guess. Don't worry about it, I'm sure it'll be fine. Lmao
I live in a small town in South Dakota a lot of farming and country music. It can be pretty wholesome but I assume most other places of the urban variety are a dumpster fire!
It’s how we miss treat animals and feed them food that should not have that create horrible meat health wise the pesticide on the all the produce and grain and up tic in veganism that has caused the obesity epidemic and yes true veganism will make you fat because you can’t have most plants cause they are processed or fertilizer with animals make so you have to take thousands of supplements to get all your daily nutrients and all the lettuce and kelp you’re eating are going to have a massive carb count which is not good and puts you at higher risk of heart disease 20:33
Grew up in the LA area. You NEVER make a second run to LAX. That is like begging the traffic gods to smite you.
Im feeling the same thing with Big Bear too. Pretty much every Southern Californian has vacation memories of Big Bear. It's THE vacation spot since it's close enough to not be super cost prohibitive. They actually put the EXACT spot my family would stay up on the map. Logonita Lodge is an awesome place. This will make sense to probably nobody, but if anyone's been there and seen the fishing boat that's propped up on some rocks as a decoration, it's there because my family nearly sank in it. That exact boat. We were allowed to take 7 people in a 6 person boat and there was a tornado in Hemmit (nearby) at the time. The lake was beyond choppy. Logonita Lodge was so scared we would sue that we kept getting gift baskets all week. The motor couldn't kee up with the lake waves, we took on water just as some tourists in a pontoon came and got us on board their boat. The boat capsized as the last person (my dad) got out of it, ruining my brand new and nearly impossible to get because it just came out hardback copy of the 6th harry potter book.
18:15 - Meanwhile in the UK, most flags outside peoples houses include the Union Jack and the Ukrainian flag
Lmao 😂 best video
He did in and out last trip to the US. He pretty much said the same. Overhyped
Also Carls Jr / Hardees is WAAAAAY better than Jack in the Crack
18:25 Confederate flags in Idaho? I don't think I ever saw one north of Tennessee in my life how are there 3 in Idaho... and on the same street!?
49:05 - That’s Danger Zone playing in the car! ♪♪Highway to the Danger Zone!♪♪
As an American, i do agree with what Kip said about the flags. Even I do it.
49:54 dude was imagining kicking the German burger out of the Soviet box by eating it
7:00 sapnap from dsmp.
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did he just say "oh hi final fantasy" to Mario RPG music????
all i will say is that here in norway there are laws about when you can fly our flag on norwegian soil
When he put the beer in the cereal there is somthing in germany called konterbier
Over in UK we have a shit ton of history and castles also the UK flag is only apeirs when there is a special event or day associated with the royal family
Why did I post this comment twice and now I am commenting my own comment and now I'm very confused
It's the cheese that gives you the runs at taco bell.
1:00:30
while it does take light 8 minutes to travel from the sun to earth, the eclipse is happening practically in real time cause at lightspeed, moon to earth is 1.3 seconds.
think of it as a river.
if the river flows at 10m/s and you dam it 800m upriver, it'd take 80s to notice as opposed to daming it 20m upriver.
Love the reactions to martincitopants, do you think you could react to his other 2 just cause 3 speed runs, cause those made me laugh a lot
those prostitute cards were a thing when I went to las vegas in 2008, there were guys handing them out in the street, they refused to give me one.
probably because I was 11.
i hope kip watches space king
1:27 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KipReacts was it the confederate flag or that one confederate army flag that is seen as the confederate flag?
Australia and Australians also do it but typically on special occasions such as Australia Day, major sporting events (NRL Grand Finals, AFL Grand Finals, Supercars Championship, Formula One Australian Grand Prix, etc.) and some primary and secondary schools do it during their school assembly. But it's nowhere near as patriotic as America.
It's sorta a middle ground between America and the rest of the world... much like everything else. KEKW
id always make up lyrics while singing the song
boring ass anthem 🥱
Scotty doesn't know
Nah mate there are 100% aussies that fly the Australian Flag I got one just down the road from my house
Oh, it happens outside the US. There are places in Europe that do this too. I understand it's not as common though.
@@KipReacts that's true Americans do get a bit extra with their flag flying XD