Take a look at our llooooooooong records. From the longest hair ever to the longest monster truck to the longest nails ... well, you get the idea. What one's blown your mind?
What is wrong with Guinness world records right now?! The world's longest bicycle is 41 meters approximately 136 feet, not 180 meters are they stupid?! 180 meters 600 feet is a really high skyscraper! put 5 of these bikes together and you would have something 80 meters taller than Burj Khalifa!!! And the other day they had a drummer kid that cheated and didn't even hit the drum and the counter went up! Sure if you get the numbers wrong, but letting through a fake world record and showing it in a video is just embarrassing.
@CookieDoge :3 I think your the one who has no brain here Imma commit a kowalski, analysis Your most likely saying its rude because your username "cookiedoge :3" .. "-doge-" One of the most memed dogs. Hence, You like dogs. The comment your replying to; a comment on the dogs category ""living"" and him simply asking "Is there a dead dog category?" Triggered YOU(no one else) into believing he has done the equivalent of five war crimes. You post your wrong opinion online. Someone who is quite obviously more mature questions you, and you come back with an insult. Someone confronts you about the undeserved insult, and you've yet to reply. Who is in the wrong here? You.
Okay, are we not gonna talk about the guy who LITERALLY had his head covered with BEES, not to mention for FOUR HOURS? I mean... How the hell did he managed to do that and not feel umcomfortable?
2:02 The real rapunzel in reality 2:22 Oh no my award 3:41 Bull:i have the longest horns This cow:i broke ur record :) 4:55 Everyone can travel together
Gross fact: in a movie "Jackass" they used the man with the longest fingernails so they can pour water on his fingernails. The other guy had to drink it from the ground falling into his mouth.
Take a look at our llooooooooong records. From the longest hair ever to the longest monster truck to the longest nails ... well, you get the idea. What one's blown your mind?
I uave a RECORD! I played 42 Hours notsotop
Why is there no worlds longest water slide in malaysia
No !
What is wrong with Guinness world records right now?! The world's longest bicycle is 41 meters approximately 136 feet, not 180 meters are they stupid?! 180 meters 600 feet is a really high skyscraper! put 5 of these bikes together and you would have something 80 meters taller than Burj Khalifa!!! And the other day they had a drummer kid that cheated and didn't even hit the drum and the counter went up! Sure if you get the numbers wrong, but letting through a fake world record and showing it in a video is just embarrassing.
India dirty records shameful
"Longest tongue in a living dog"
Is there a dead dog category?
Pedro maybe their was a dog with a longer tongue but it probably died. Hence the living part.
@CookieDoge :3 well now youre being rude
CookieDoge :3 rude to who exactly?
@CookieDoge :3 I think your the one who has no brain here
Imma commit a kowalski, analysis
Your most likely saying its rude because your username "cookiedoge :3" .. "-doge-" One of the most memed dogs. Hence, You like dogs. The comment your replying to; a comment on the dogs category ""living"" and him simply asking "Is there a dead dog category?" Triggered YOU(no one else) into believing he has done the equivalent of five war crimes. You post your wrong opinion online. Someone who is quite obviously more mature questions you, and you come back with an insult. Someone confronts you about the undeserved insult, and you've yet to reply. Who is in the wrong here? You.
Clearly Kermit DANG YOU JUST DESTROYED HER
"dang thats long"
every 13 year old in a 30 mile radius
*thats what she said*
U mean 10-13
I'm 14 XD
@@abellf4519 thug life
@@imgonnaputsomedirtinyoureye yeah
MinebloxTMR The Mining Roblox nah, twelve and higher
The that’s what she said jokes are going to be rolling in
TheGamingllama yep
Damn it they beat me to it
You read my mind
Darn it! I was totally going to say that!!!
What
Don’t lie, I know what you’re thinking
i read that just when i thought about it :)
O noooo
It’s gonna be the size of a table
@@ashyokami9065 I was thinking of the longest nose when I saw the title and when I clicked I was like *sniff*
69 likes perfect
"That's what"
-She
Said
Said!!!!!!!;
That’s actually really clever
ChumleyChumpster r/woosh
Stinger 19 WOOOOOSSSHHJH
2:21 that’s adorable how he got scared at the certificate
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
Yes
2:15 “Longest tongue on a living dog.”
Me: “Is there dead dogs with longer tongue?”
You can just take the tongue from the dog, but thats...
Once the dog dies, it no longer keeps the record, it is up for grabs.
They would've been better to enter it into the "ever" catagory for infamy.
Same
yes there are
Probably
2:21 thats adorableeee
Minecraft villagers be like
1:03
💀
LMAOO
you ruined the joke by saying "no offense" smh
U wildin 🤣🤣🤣
OMG LMAO
4:03, "longest wave surfed by a dog"
Me who can't even surf:
*Cries in a corner*
u and me
*turns Emo* I CANT SURF 😭
You guys have legs?
😂
Well its much easier to balance on a surfboard if you have 4 legs, but its amazing how smart that dog is to surf like that
Title: Dang, that's long
Me: that's what she didn't say
Mega oof
Loser
@@user-jy8rn9bp9w U Ruin This Joke Dude.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I dont get it
1:07 he lied so much
I guess....
Lol
@@sakrdsmaa2476 it is pinocchio reference i guess 😂
@@sakrdsmaa2476 you need to know pinocchio to understand the joke
i understand so late lol
@@sakrdsmaa2476 haha that's ok man 😂
I just wanna know to those people who have that looooooooong nails is....how would they wipe their butt after taking a dump?
How do they dig their nose too?
Theyre using the tip of the nails to wipe it.. 😂
Lucá Tsechelev ouch
Imagine doing a french kiss with the guy with the long tongue lmao
@@drawndawn3288 holy molly...
1:37 imagine those getting stuck in your eye
It’s long enough that you can just pull it out easily
Rossi Armstrong exactas what I was gonna say
B S but it would be uncomfortable during the time when it’s in there
THE PAIN
Frostey 1 ow
5:40 there's someone at the window
10:17 he drank a fire resistance potion before being burnt.
Lmao
True
Heh my uncle tried that but forgot the potion...I miss my uncle.
@@imactuallyok8638 are you ok
OTAKU RESSURECTED yes I want that orange
4:18
*Longest wave surfed by a dog*
Me: *cant even swim*
Lol
You don’t know how to swim
lol same
D-Dio??
@@MrFujinhoho.. mukate kurunoka?
0:43 THIS DUDE NEEDS TO BE VENOM 2's ACTOR
I AGREE
Heroxherox his p***** game must be on the top of his game his tongue just go places out tongue never reached lol
Ahmed Noseir looking for this comment
Ikr, thought so as well!
3:35
Imagine your walking beside that cow and he turns around
Cow means she. but that is ox
Technically cow is female so...
I want to like your comment but it’s at exactly 100 likes it’s just to perfect
then RIP
@@aarogyapokharel357 isnt the male version of a cow a bull? Or am i dumb
Just read the title and was like oh I know what I’m gonna comment...
Think lol
Bruh LMAOOO 😮🙄😂😂
did you do it though?
Boi 5 Boi 2 my boi... ur officially “PACKIN!”
Ye me too lol xD
I like how the animals beat the World record-
beat*
@@low2075 ing my meat
Were animals too?
Beated??
Beat*
5:24
5:41
how amazon prime gets to your house fast
🤣
iiZhinxz lol
Yeah not for Alaska
60 likes
Lol
That guy with longest nose is not that terryfying that we think
He's really quite,........SMASHING!
He is a irl villager
He turned into a cartoon character
Me noticing my cat’s tail is as long as that cat’s tail-
*You have a competitor, my child.*
*Their battle will be **_LEGENDARY!_*
Your cat has that much of a Kong tail?
Or are you exaggerating cuz its your cat
I don’t think it does
mninfo zxv take in the fact not everybody has been on the internet as long as you
Wow
2:15 so we just gonna ignore the "living" part...who's measuring dead dog tongues
they mean there were dogs that had been measured for the world record but then later died
3:19 longest snake ever in captivity
Australians: now this looks like a job for me
Ok heavy main
I am heavy weapons guy and this is my weapon
I like how America has like all of the tongue related records
Lol HAHAHA
xD
Perfect to ligma
@@jrv4901 😊
And India has all of the fingernails
3:18 that's a long danger noodle
2:33 he is too beautiful
_✨Elegance✨_
y e s
😻😻😻
Indeed
His cat is so damn beautiful and my cat is so ugly and fat lol
Therapist: “ *RTX ON* villager doesn’t exist. He can’t hurt you!
Rtx On Villager: 1:06
Mehmet abime bişeydeme
💀
HAH XD
NOOO 💀💀😂😂😂😂
@@kayra2128 ayn 31
"Dang, that's looooong"
Me: Scrolls to comments to see how many "that what she said" jokes there are
Yes
31
Bruh imagine having goat named rasputin
That's frickin epic
Ravioli Ravioli, give me the Formuoli! Leader of the russian fleet
100th like!!
Ooh maybe
well i have a record for staying in bed for too long
Oof🤣
5:33 That landing probably didn’t feel good.
Who are you mate
I just seen dio being a BONE
Kono dio da
KONO dio da??
W *OOF*
Okay, are we not gonna talk about the guy who LITERALLY had his head covered with BEES, not to mention for FOUR HOURS? I mean... How the hell did he managed to do that and not feel umcomfortable?
He's trained and probs had experience with bees I guess?
Next do "dang that's small!" and I'll be on that one :(
I guess you have a tiny nose :/ poor thing you can't even take some fresh hair trough your nose
just a tiny mouth thats all nothing else
You must be like 1 foot
oooof
Tiny pinky toe nail
Guinness World Records: Longest nose goes to this man!
Squidward: I’m about to end this mans whole career...
Pinnochio:am I a joke to you??
Rugal: Am i too joke to you my nose like bigger
Minecraft Villagers: Hum hum huum
@@mahone8540 Well technically so is it a sculpture, so it wouldn't count.
@@shigu5115 😂😂😂
Dang thats long.
Me an immature 13 year old: *heheh, thats what she said.*
Cute baby Productions I already know everyone would think like that XD
@Waldy Duran did i tell you to laugh?
Ha, ur only 13
ÄrMÿYyYyŸ OT7 not tryna flex, but I’m 15 and I thought that
@@CC-js4of I thought that to and I'm only -7
Who else was expecting the “other long record” in this?
No one? Just me? Oh ok
Nah it's everyone
Yeah,not only you was waiting for it
Yeah was really waiting for the longest *wifi dongle*
(You know the bro code)
haha 69 likes
lol the "no one? just me? oh ok" thing sounds like phoenix in valorant haha
0:42 I am venom!!
WE ARE VENOM
@@capser4322 *COMMUNISM INTENSIFIES*
2:20. : Dog is afraid when the record fell..LOL
Tapan Thakur lmao 😂😂
*scared
Tapan Thakur how is that funny
@@samlipetz1551 😆dogs too love world records....😂.
Sammer Hammers how is it not funny?
0:35 People whose like to bite their nails:
*Its free real estate*
Literally biting my nails while reading your comment.
Biggest pp is a dream
Im Eating My Nails Rn
r/cursedcomments
Yeetusthydeletus Thyfetus thought I was the only one who did that
8:50 And I can't even stay more than 1 minute
If you think that’s impressive the male record is about double that
Longest chest hair male ...
THERE IS A FEMALE CATEGORY
*no please no*
Woahhhhhh
*WAIT THAT'S ILLEGAL*
No..
But how do they know the hair size..
Wai-
2:00 僕が思ってるラプンツェルとは違った
The lady with the longest eyelashes:
Why, don't you hate when you get a eyelash in your eye I hate that.
5:25 Optimus prime can never 😂
nobody:
Guinness world records: “Dang, that’s long!”
Me : That's what she said
bruh
So what?
0:18 that's wath she said
Your aunt grace?
7:00 RIP Dude Perfect
꧁Dᴇᴇᴇɴɪꜱ꧂ And also Kobe Bryant
En Taro Adun çyka 6artb
9:02 imagine that he sneeze 😳
6:57 "nobody can beat this record"
Dude perfect:"hold the camera"
My parents checking my history be like:
"RAMON, WHAT WERE YOU WATCHING!?"
Title: Dang that’s long!
Me: that sounded so wrong.
Ikr
@@lina-co4tw not to you tho
Demon slayer!
*_Thats What She Said_*
1:19 she has the longest legs.... but she still wears high heels to make her taller
guiness world record: Longest legs
me: *THEY TRY TO PUT HER ON THE COVER OF VO-*
*BUT HER LEGS WERE TOOOOOO LONG*
*IM LEGENDARY*
*ALL LEGS*
*NO DARY*
*LEGS LEGS!*
6:52
Bruh imagine going for a hike
And being like woohoo we've hiked a mile so far
Were about halfway to hiking the length of a singular noodle...
ok but WHY IS NO ONE MENTIONING THE FACT THAT THE EGG NOODLE IS THE SAME EXACT LENGTH AS THE BICYCLE
“Dang that’s long”
Dang that’s wrong
Bully: hah long nose freak
Me: *gets world record for longest nose*
Bully: *surprised pikachu face*
This isnt me tho
It turkish
Not picaku it's pinnacio
@@HUNUMANE ??
@@monke8613 nothing leave it
@@em1ranazor yo
1:17
When mom/dad say: yOu nEeD sOmE mLiK
You after 3 years:
didn't laugh
This was so funny I forgot to laugh
I dont get it
@@Luvk1tty4ng3l me niether
Its only tall legs
I love how they are so confident about their exceptional body features and I cry when I get a pimple.
Imagine if that guy with the longest chest hair just broke the hair.
How I think my classmates's fake nails are when I look at them: 0:35
2:02
The real rapunzel in reality
2:22
Oh no my award
3:41
Bull:i have the longest horns
This cow:i broke ur record :)
4:55
Everyone can travel together
0:58
キスしてる途中でこんなに突っ込まれたら吐いちまう
Sorry don't speak anime
ワロタ
@@danieldj7126 Lol
@@ねじれの位置-w5f putin pooh
0:20 Imagine trying to peel a Starburst wrapper with these nails!!!! 😂😅😄😂
6:38
People would say my family just ate one noodle for lunch and it was sufficient
If you not among any forex investment you missing out ask me howw
2:20ここでビクってするのめっちゃ可愛い笑
うちの犬も結構小さな音でもこんな反応する
2:00 髪洗うのに3時間かかりそう。
トゲトゲしいフグ 日本人いた〜!!
日本人やー
Sorry I don’t speak anime
@@cydd2690 that's pretty rascist, though the Japanese probably don't care
Sorry I don't speak k-poop
1:02 imagine how hard it is for that guy to where a mask
Wear*
@@gnvrly bruh
He’ll get yelled at anytime he wouldn’t be able to
Rapunzel : I have the longest hair on the world
Guinness World Records : Nope
The longest hair on world : 2:00
when you're barely taller than her legs ;-;
I want legs like that.
Well..atleast i could ☺️😋🤪
1920: in the future there will be flying cars
2020: record for the longest time to spray water from the mouth
It will happen trust me
Gross fact: in a movie "Jackass" they used the man with the longest fingernails so they can pour water on his fingernails. The other guy had to drink it from the ground falling into his mouth.
It was beer but yeah
@@lorrieturner5052 i forgot. Thnx for telling
Yea and steve-o pretty much instantly started to get sick lol
My eyes passing through all the "that's what she said" comments: PARKOUR
How did he breathe with all those bees on his face
That's India for you..
Miracle>>>>logic
0:46 that might be useful for something ;)
Idk my girlfriend left me for that guy, idk why tho
Interesting
Lmao i get it
Hell no
Sadly I get it
She: Where are you?
He: I'm busy, driving my truck.
She: I'm home alone!!
He: 5:24
That made me laugh out loud 😂
Lmao yeeeee
Ronak Rajpoot lol
Bruh
Guinness World Records should have it's own record for the most registered records in a single world records organization
I love how it said longest CHESTHAIR (MALE) WHA- GIRLS CANT HAVE CHESTHAIR ID OI T YT
*_"Dang Thats Long!"_*
Like 80% of the comments in here:
*_tHaT's WhAt SHe SaId_*
@@chloecabrera1426 your mom. HA Ha ha h-
GWR: Dang, thats long
Me:dirty mind had entred the chat
Kady Bug ew..
@@Realgamer663 lol jk
So yours is the longest in the world, huh ? Mine should be the shortest, sadly 😂
@@Realgamer663 lol your dirty if you knew what she was talking about XD
???
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID!
There it is!
Michael scott
Clichè
Akshat Guglani shut up
Do you have a she really? :V
8:53 I feel like she did it more for the meme then the record😂
1:07 OMG GRU GOT A WORLD RECORD
Aw the doggy ones are so cute😊😊😊 I love animals🥺❤️
2:19 that dog is so funny 😂😂
Things to never ask:
Nothing
Nothing
How Mojang got the panda killing sound in mc
Johnny sins should also be on the longest list.
Yes you are right bro
nah
Yes longest DI___ fill in the blank
@@qadirrashid5316 longest didgeridoo
The guy with longest tongue can doe any day😜🥰🥰🥰
2:50
Cat : Help me, Help... ME!
タスケテ...ﾀﾇｹﾃ...
Just imagine how does she wipe that women with longest nails😂😂😂lol
bidet?
@@icantsaymynam president?
No a bidet like the one used to shoot water up your cheeks instead of toilet paper
Maybe somebody does it for her😳
@@bones2829 or maybe she doesnt 😂😂
That 1.2 m cat can basically be considered a "big cat" at this point 😂
Goat named “Rasputin”
9:15
Plot Twist: his vomiting all the water inside his body
Eeeewwwwww
Me: *Reads Title*
Me 3 sec later: *Thats What She Said*
The underwater kiss thing reminded me of Percy Jackson and the Last Olympian lol.
Lol yes, and if they wanted, Percy and Annabeth could have easily made the world record
3:17
I can guarantee that is medusa's older brother.
Me: Reads title of video
Also me: ok chill dont go too far Guinness world records
2:23 me when I realize we have a test and I forgot to study
Jaclyn Mack what?
0:01 Venom be Like:-Finally A worthy opponent Our Battle will Be Legendary