One, Seth never drives. He has a limo that takes him to and from work as Colin Jost pointed out to us. And if he did drive, I am a jogger and feel safe as I live in Tokyo and the odds of Seth hitting me while jogging are slimmer than Seth's chances of winning an Emmy.
@@deadpool569 TVs Seth Myers? The guy from SNL? He seems like a good bloke, I'm disabled and can't walk around the block let alone jog but I might go anyway!
Are you kidding me? I will jog straight into his car and sue him for half of all that NBC money he's got but somehow make Jackal noises as I limp off into the night
While we might praise Seth for his willingness to forgive himself, I can't believe how people can continue repeat the same mistakes over and over without a single moment's self reflection. Those people should know better than to continue to jog like that. Seth is worthy of love and forgiveness. He should be able to let go of guilt.
As a road cyclist who deals with cars like this daily, and as someone who dated a Catholic who was cheating on me and clearly forgave themselves, this speaks volumes to me
i know this was meant for laughs, but i legit needed to hear, “i am worthy of love and forgiveness. i let go of guilt.” im inspired and going to apply this affirmation to my life. thank you.
Me too! 😂😭 I was like, "Damn, this is a useful affirmation, and I haven't even hit any joggers!" It's nice to hear that I wasn't the only one to find it unironically helpful ❤
@@seanwelch71 It was a metaphor for life, and how you spend all your time collecting celebrity baby teeth, and then somebody hits you with a car while you're jogging and it's all for nought.
It doesn't have the manic energy of Jewels but I dig it. That said, don't forgive yourself for things the jackals pick up. You should feel bad for those errors.
I suspect he needs multiple cars to cover for those vehicles temporarily off the road being repaired. One or more my have been courtesy cars from the repairers?
Going to watch Jewels as a chaser. I know it’s not the actual title, but we still call it Jewels. Same with the other one isn’t really Bees, but folks still call it Bees.
Your fridge has shallots w/o a bag right below donuts also uncovered. You've got stale onion donuts. Is that an East Coast thing, like lox on a bagel with cream cheese?
All I can hear You gotta be You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together All I know, all I know, love will save the day
The first car is not the same as the second car, and the third car is not the same as either the first or second. They are all white, compact, premium crossovers though. I guess Seth really likes that specific color and type of vehicle so much that he owns multiple examples.
It was surprising it wasn’t Seth forgives himself sponsored by Heineken…I’m sure some guy will be telling me to leave Seth alone while drinking Heineken with him
I forgive myself for any offenses I have committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 1, 1925 through December 1, 2024. I’m worthy of love and forgiveness. I let go of guilt. *twinkle sounds*
I forgive myself for creating an alternate universe called 'Corrections' where Lego people get mad when you refer to them as 'Legos' and crochet must never be confused with knitting. And 'Animal Flubs' which is just stupid.
ngl, graphics really did a good job with the car into the meeting one.... although.... CORRECTION: Why are the joggers who are attending an indoor meeting about safety dressed in jogging clothes?
those are two completely different white Mercedes SUVs. like a current GLE-class but then an old GLK when damaged? kinda doubting the veracity of this whole jogger story. ah. this must be a jackal-taunting bit. that 3rd car is yet another.
All 3 are different, I didn't think you'd do it a third time and prematurely commented. That one has blocky vents and no visible fogs. The second has a white bezel around them.
@napalmholocaust9093 It just goes to show how many joggers he's hit that he has to change out vehicles often, or the cops might catch on to him with the same one. In the future, he'll stick with the same SUV and live with no guilt.
I heard "Jackal" the first time he mentioned a jogger. Could the unending stream of Jogger "accidents" be Seth sublimating his irrational fear of the Jackal community and their crusade to help Seth and Late Night be best? Or maybe all those joggers in running vests looked too much like Scollins for Seth to resist?
I always drive around watching TV, movies.. I don't even listen to music in the car.. I watch the video. I'm watching this skit, flying down the road thru morning traffic and I can add that I've never hit anyone, on paper. No one *. JEEZEE! Yep! I jinxed it! Gotta go
I was out of Chakra, you try holding a 7 multi clone jutsu for days on end no break. It isn't as easy as it looks. Most ninjas can only do a maximum of 5
I forgive myself for calling out the graphics department for doing sloppy work and not remembering that Jackals are always watching…. I forgive myself and I’m worthy of love and forgiveness. I let go of guilt.
Even if you forgive, the jackals never forget.
One, Seth never drives. He has a limo that takes him to and from work as Colin Jost pointed out to us. And if he did drive, I am a jogger and feel safe as I live in Tokyo and the odds of Seth hitting me while jogging are slimmer than Seth's chances of winning an Emmy.
@@rabbit251 Slim.... but not zero. I recommend a jogging safety class just to be sure you're okay
@@cammychoate luckily I heard this Meyers guy is supposed to be holding one soon
@@deadpool569 TVs Seth Myers? The guy from SNL? He seems like a good bloke, I'm disabled and can't walk around the block let alone jog but I might go anyway!
To forget* is _divine_
Note: whenever I’m in Nyc, never jog around the time Seth drives
Or be on a bike
NO DO IT !
YOU'LL BE FAMOUS !
He famously rides his kids scooters around especially after dropping them off at school
Are you kidding me? I will jog straight into his car and sue him for half of all that NBC money he's got but somehow make Jackal noises as I limp off into the night
It doesn't seem to matter; if he knows you jog, he may lie in wait...
This started and my ears pricked up, like, Jewels?
Lots of jewels!
@@Masada1911So many jewels!
@@littleredchucks2758 jewels of all kind!
Yes, definitely more Jewels than Celebrity Baby Teeth.
JOOOOOOLS
While we might praise Seth for his willingness to forgive himself, I can't believe how people can continue repeat the same mistakes over and over without a single moment's self reflection. Those people should know better than to continue to jog like that.
Seth is worthy of love and forgiveness. He should be able to let go of guilt.
As a road cyclist who deals with cars like this daily, and as someone who dated a Catholic who was cheating on me and clearly forgave themselves, this speaks volumes to me
Of course you’re worthy of love and forgiveness “you’re good enough. You’re smart enough and gosh darn it people like you”.
It’s funny AND it’s true!
thanks Stuart 😂
Mr. Smally is right.
A wee bit of guilt about loving 🥃🥃🥃🥃 so much, possibly.
Maybe, possibly,just saying_____ joggers
With talk like that, you could become a senator!
i know this was meant for laughs, but i legit needed to hear, “i am worthy of love and forgiveness. i let go of guilt.” im inspired and going to apply this affirmation to my life. thank you.
Me too! 😂😭
I was like, "Damn, this is a useful affirmation, and I haven't even hit any joggers!"
It's nice to hear that I wasn't the only one to find it unironically helpful ❤
I love new segments!!!
It's an old segment without the other person!
Welp! After much thought and also watching this segment.
I should probably get a treadmill.
We gotta out run this madman
put it on the second floor, Seth can't go up the stairs with his car. You should however forgive him for trying anyway.
@@ivo4357 But if he takes out some structural elements of the building that second floor could fall down to the ground level.
@@ivo4357I used to think this about zombies until I saw 28 Days Later and then my life of terr*r began…
Jermaine, you can now forgive yourself for Celebrity Baby Teeth. But we never will.
I'm still waiting for the Celebrity Baby Teeth supercut
What did it all mean?
@@seanwelch71 It was a metaphor for life, and how you spend all your time collecting celebrity baby teeth, and then somebody hits you with a car while you're jogging and it's all for nought.
It doesn't have the manic energy of Jewels but I dig it.
That said, don't forgive yourself for things the jackals pick up. You should feel bad for those errors.
Jewels is a masterpiece!
I miss the awesomeness of “Two Sentence Horror Stories”. 👻
Laughed my socks off!!
This has been Seth and only Seth clears the air.
CORRECTION - you have 2 graphics that indicate you drive a Mercedes. But in one graphic it is a SUV and the other it is a sedan.
also 2 differnt Mercedises SUV and one Audi
You fools. An oligarch like Seth owns all the Mercedeses.
Also, Seth famously has a driver.
I suspect he needs multiple cars to cover for those vehicles temporarily off the road being repaired. One or more my have been courtesy cars from the repairers?
Some families have multiple cars.
Half expecting Seth to start ranting about how much he loves JEWELS
It's so nice to have a new segment 😊😂❤
Wonderful segment. We're all still going the HELL! ha ha I'm worthy of love and forgiveness and I let go of guilt. Thanks for posting.
Seth is patient
Seth is kind
Seth does not envy
Seth does not boast
Seth is not proud
*laughs in ex-evangelical*
Seth is an inattentive driver
You got that from 2 Corinthians
I hear Assad uses the same affirmation.
and Trump and Netanyahu and Putin
I, too, in the future will work on not procrastinating 😁
We’ll all start tomorrow.
Going to watch Jewels as a chaser. I know it’s not the actual title, but we still call it Jewels. Same with the other one isn’t really Bees, but folks still call it Bees.
lol that’s how forgiveness works
Epic entry into the annals of LNSM by Jermaine! 🙌
"Seth, these police officers would like to speak with you"
CORRECTION: I'M A JOGGER YOU HIT LAST MONTH! YOU DIDN'T FORGIVE YOURSELF FROM HITTING ME! WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?!
Your fridge has shallots w/o a bag right below donuts also uncovered. You've got stale onion donuts. Is that an East Coast thing, like lox on a bagel with cream cheese?
Your therapist must be proud of you! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
*must once have been :D
This normally takes place during a shamanic ritual deep inside a steamy yurt outside phoenix, so this is a real treat.
Apparently, this is the kind of honest self-reflection and responsibility-taking that leads to the Presidency. 😉
I love your hair like this. 🫶🏽🥳👍🏾
I laughed so hard at this segment my face hurt and my sides ached. I hope this becomes a regular feature.
It's daily affirmations with Stuart Smalley ! 😂
Great words, Seth.😊
All I can hear
You gotta be
You gotta be bad, you gotta be bold, you gotta be wiser
You gotta be hard, you gotta be tough, you gotta be stronger
You gotta be cool, you gotta be calm, you gotta stay together
All I know, all I know, love will save the day
This is like “clear the air”. Is Seth out of friends?
All his friends are/were joggers
The first car is not the same as the second car, and the third car is not the same as either the first or second. They are all white, compact, premium crossovers though. I guess Seth really likes that specific color and type of vehicle so much that he owns multiple examples.
The jig is up!!! The Jackals have arrived.
A new segment, let's see what it's all about
Thank you - I needed this.
I forgive myself for being a jackal, i am worthy of love and forgiveness
It’s good PR to get ahead of the story.
I'm reminded of that old Goofy cartoon Motor Mania. When hitting a pedestrian, he puts a stamp on his car.
This was hilarious! 😂
This isn’t a correction, but a compliment to the graphics team for using a Mercedes. I hoped for that reference.
The Jackals have already spotted different cars.😳
forgive yourself with a chicken parm with extra bread
It was surprising it wasn’t Seth forgives himself sponsored by Heineken…I’m sure some guy will be telling me to leave Seth alone while drinking Heineken with him
driving an acura is unforgivable
Close enough, welcome back Jewels.
This is way dark. I wonder if Darrell Brooks is tuning in.
Your poor car, how can you forgive yourself?😂🤣😂🤣
You know, it was aight… it’ll grow in time and find its stride.
Did actually LOL! Strong "self-affirmations" energy (which I'd love to see returned).
I forgive myself for any offenses I have committed or may have committed or taken part in during the period from January 1, 1925 through December 1, 2024. I’m worthy of love and forgiveness. I let go of guilt. *twinkle sounds*
3:29 correction: that's not a therapist, that's Paul Scheer, aka Tall John Scheer.
This is so wholesome
Seth going full GTA
Jewels!
As one of those joggers, you may forgive yourself, but we will never forget.
Jermaine is worthy of love and forgiveness, which is unfortunate since I don't think he feels guilty about any of these.
That literally LOL funny - thanks!
On the next segment we find out sometimes Seth swerves into the sidewalk
In our next segment, we find out where those baby teeth really came from . . .
I forgive myself for creating an alternate universe called 'Corrections' where Lego people get mad when you refer to them as 'Legos' and crochet must never be confused with knitting.
And 'Animal Flubs' which is just stupid.
This must have been written by Ben Warheit! Only halfway through the video and there are already 33 joggers! 😵😮😵💫
3:32 I thought it was going to go "I forgive myself for not taking therapy seriously and turning an in session exercise into a segment on my show"
All right which one of the writers just went to therapy and decided to take the piss out of the technique the shrink was using?
ngl, graphics really did a good job with the car into the meeting one.... although.... CORRECTION: Why are the joggers who are attending an indoor meeting about safety dressed in jogging clothes?
They jogged there
"Last but not least, I wanna thank me."
---Snoop Dog
this sketch has the same energy as "Jewels"
Healing
Excellent!!!👏🫶🙏🏻❣️❣️❣️
those are two completely different white Mercedes SUVs. like a current GLE-class but then an old GLK when damaged? kinda doubting the veracity of this whole jogger story.
ah. this must be a jackal-taunting bit. that 3rd car is yet another.
Those are different cars. The first one has a black line across the bumper to the foglamps, second has verical bars breaking it.
All 3 are different, I didn't think you'd do it a third time and prematurely commented. That one has blocky vents and no visible fogs. The second has a white bezel around them.
@napalmholocaust9093 It just goes to show how many joggers he's hit that he has to change out vehicles often, or the cops might catch on to him with the same one. In the future, he'll stick with the same SUV and live with no guilt.
@@napalmholocaust9093 people can own more than one car
This one will be in Corrections. v
I heard "Jackal" the first time he mentioned a jogger.
Could the unending stream of Jogger "accidents" be Seth sublimating his irrational fear of the Jackal community and their crusade to help Seth and Late Night be best? Or maybe all those joggers in running vests looked too much like Scollins for Seth to resist?
I always drive around watching TV, movies.. I don't even listen to music in the car.. I watch the video. I'm watching this skit, flying down the road thru morning traffic and I can add that I've never hit anyone, on paper. No one *. JEEZEE! Yep! I jinxed it! Gotta go
I'm good enough, smart enough, and gosh darn it, people like me.
The moral of the story is, exercise is bad for you, don't do it.
Is this from our Babbadook?
Yes, from our sweet, baby-faced Jermaine, who doesn't have a dark side at all.
Correction! The first car shown and the second car shown are different.
Seth owes money to Stuart Smalley now.
Both are “intellectual properties” of NBC.
You’re my therapist ❤
This feels like it was written by Ben Warheit
I made the same comment before I read yours!
NOW WHAT ARE YOU THANKFUL FOR
Nobody’s perfect 😂
Might I advise choosing a different paint color, other than white, for your car?
Kinda highlights how he's run out of friends to forgive him
😂❤😂❤😂
Correction. That's not a therapist. It's Scott Ryan.
I was out of Chakra, you try holding a 7 multi clone jutsu for days on end no break. It isn't as easy as it looks. Most ninjas can only do a maximum of 5
Might not be worthy of a driver's license tho...😆
everytime i go to your videos, i have to resubscribe!! is yt agaimst you? or me?
This is basically how Christianity works.
I think collectively no one really cares and everyone is fully understanding of the motive 😅
These segments are thought provoking.
The one thought they mainly provoke is did a guest drop out at the last minute?
I like the hair cut.
Wow, sneaky way to kill 5 minutes of dead airtime lol
I forgive myself for calling out the graphics department for doing sloppy work and not remembering that Jackals are always watching…. I forgive myself and I’m worthy of love and forgiveness. I let go of guilt.
Uh huh 😂
Well at least he's moved on from targeting knitters. Turns out they're tougher than they look!
Yeeeeeeah sethhh, thish is great, but maybe it’s only 2 minutes long
you could'n clip the biking jogger because you would already be way ahead of him
Watching the Steelers is not procrastinating