My dad’s addicted to watching those “red pill” alpha/sigma male videos. It’s gotten to a point where he’s trying to convince me to watch them. I sat through one, and it was the weirdest crap I’ve ever seen.
@@busydizzi3328 You’re fine lmao, he doesn’t live in the same house anymore. Him and mum got a divorce not too long ago. It was for the better since he’s a narcissistic asshole. But thank you anyway for your concern ig-!
4:44 Translation: Blue little shit: "Papa papa how much longer are you going to work? Let's go and get some cold ice cream! Budget Venom: "You can eat ice cream later! First eat my fist! Take that! And you too!" *proceeds to spartan kick the baby* Blue little shit: "Black uncle (ay yo!?!?) where are you taking my papa!" Budget Venom: "Ha ha ha!" Blue little shit: "I'm here! Take this! (makes weird noises) *Blue little shit uses thunderbolt it was super effective* *the end*
Damn you took me back to a time when foreign language videos always used to be uploaded with English titles & the comments used to be full of angry English speakers saying ‘roses are red, violets are blue, if the title is in English so should you’
Yes youtube translates stuff in your language. i'm from a french speaking place and i noticed it also automatically translates if there are subtitles in different languages@@TheeEnglishKnight
@@TheeEnglishKnight my guess is that English users were the biggest base back in the early days. Not looked it up so auto-generated might be a decent shout.
4:47 dad how much more you going to work? Take me to get "cold cold" ice cream. 5:04 you can eat ice cream after youve... 5:13 (something) uncle where youre taking my dad. Wtf did i just translate lmao
Every time I hear about 'Alpha Male's I immediately think of the gay fanfiction term 'omegaverse'. In the omega verse, everybody has a secondary sex. Alphas are the strongest and are 10% of the population, betas are 85% and are the only ones without secondary sex features and omegas are 5%. Alpha females can impregnate and get impregnated whilst alpha males can impregnate as well. Omega males and females can be impregnated and omega males can impregnate others. Omega are commodities and usually unemployed.
The craziest part about the whole alpha thing is that not only was it never meant to be applied to humans, but it's even been largely debunked in relation to wolf packs (and even when it was applied, it didn't mean the same thing that the "alpha males" seem to think it means- for example, "beta" does not mean "low status", the beta wolf is the second in command and one of the most important animals in the pack). So essentially, these people are living their lives based on a complete misunderstanding of a since-debunked theory that was never meant to apply to their species in the first place. Mind you, when you look at how long religion has been a thing, it's hardly that surprising I guess...
As someone who lives in Sunderland (unfortunately) that is exactly what it’s like some chav punched an old man out of nowhere in our shopping centre a few weeks ago during the minutes silence
As somebody from Peterlee / who has family from the surrounding villages, I feel your pain - I thought our immediate area had weirdos but Sunderland is indeed on another level.
Famous people who were rejected by various places: Tom Hanks Isaac Asimov Steven Spielberg Tina Frey Ellen Degeneres Oprah Winfrey Will Smith J.K Rowling My point isn't that you can become famous but that you don't feel crushed by your personal rejection from whatever Uni it is you wanted to go to. It isn't the be all and end all. There are other places you can apply to and who knows? You might just be ten times happier there. You might have been miserable in your preferred Uni. You don't know. So keep your chin up and keep grinding. You got this! 😊
The little rapper-boy for sure looks like Cam! I thought it the second before you said it 😂😂 looks like him when he was a little kid.. like 3-5 years ago that is 🤭💀👻
17:55 I love how when sigma males describe themselves they manage to come up with about 50 million different ways to say "I don't want to listen to you" while also simultaneously making it sound way better than it actually is
nah fam, it's a real word mesmeric causing a person to become completely transfixed and unaware of their surroundings. "she found herself staring into his mesmeric gaze"
George never fails to make me cheat on people physically and emotionally
I prefer weighted dice
@@SmD-ff5xdngl I'm in the mood to cheat emotionally and physically and even metaphorically on my rat spouse.
- willne in the fanfiction my friend wrote when we were 11
@@husband-of-chinggis pardon
@@damien6455 this is a plot point in a memeulous fanfiction my friend wrote when we were 11 💀
Memeulous watching his own videos is actually enjoyable
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yes
Tru
Alright Ralph 💀
Cheers wiggum
18:06 "I'm whatever the most submissive one is" - George is an Omega confirmed
went throught the comments to find this
Not once did I think I’d hear a omega verse ref on a memeulous video
this comment threw me threw me through a loop because I haven't watched it full yet
The amount of things Cam doesn't know about makes me feel chornically online
yeah me too 😭
Then again I had no idea what a paypig was and thought he said Peppa Pig xd
My Friend: Pay The Pig
Whiteboard Edition
hello
Cam is online alot 😭
My dad’s addicted to watching those “red pill” alpha/sigma male videos. It’s gotten to a point where he’s trying to convince me to watch them. I sat through one, and it was the weirdest crap I’ve ever seen.
Ur....dad? ... im so sorry, like I don't think I have words for this. Just- gl to u
@@busydizzi3328 You’re fine lmao, he doesn’t live in the same house anymore. Him and mum got a divorce not too long ago. It was for the better since he’s a narcissistic asshole. But thank you anyway for your concern ig-!
@@Niko69420 That explains why he's attracted to those videos. Glad you an your maw got rid of him.
@@Niko69420 wtf how are we living the exact same life lmao
I had to block my dad for sending me tucker Carlson clips. He’s not even American my dad is Russian.
4:44 Translation:
Blue little shit: "Papa papa how much longer are you going to work? Let's go and get some cold ice cream!
Budget Venom: "You can eat ice cream later! First eat my fist! Take that! And you too!" *proceeds to spartan kick the baby*
Blue little shit: "Black uncle (ay yo!?!?) where are you taking my papa!"
Budget Venom: "Ha ha ha!"
Blue little shit: "I'm here! Take this! (makes weird noises)
*Blue little shit uses thunderbolt it was super effective*
*the end*
Bro calling Hindi Scottish lol
I still don't understand anything even tho it's translated. Straight up gibberish honestly.
that was the joke @@adil0028
I haven't got there yet but I'm laughing at the thought of budget venom
Anyone have the original yt short link?
Can’t wait to edge to this
Chaos Crew and doomgooning?
Oh?😭😭
@@camkirkhambabyy Ayo
me too bro. me too...
That’d be a sick brag, “my videos first viewer was memulous”
The diss track guy at the end literally sounded like if Mr. Bean became a soundcloud rapper.
😂 with Teddy on the beat.
@@RobertPayne556 😂
Damn you took me back to a time when foreign language videos always used to be uploaded with English titles & the comments used to be full of angry English speakers saying ‘roses are red, violets are blue, if the title is in English so should you’
i have a genuine question though, why are the titles and desc in english? is it like auto translated or something?
Yes youtube translates stuff in your language. i'm from a french speaking place and i noticed it also automatically translates if there are subtitles in different languages@@TheeEnglishKnight
@@TheeEnglishKnight my guess is that English users were the biggest base back in the early days. Not looked it up so auto-generated might be a decent shout.
@@keeva2176 I find that really annoying tbh, I tried switching to English in my settings but youtube keeps translating some of the titles 😭
hty
You know it’s a good video when he instantly finds a dating cult!
Memeulous never fails to make my ass and spread my day.
? 🤣🤣
@@jaycartwright1170make his day and spread his *ss
4:47 dad how much more you going to work? Take me to get "cold cold" ice cream.
5:04 you can eat ice cream after youve...
5:13 (something) uncle where youre taking my dad.
Wtf did i just translate lmao
i've been fiercely battling my crippling insomnia for years on years and yet this video had me realise how much i appreciate sleep. thanks george 🤙
Just about to go watch one of Cams videos but chose to watch George's first and got 2 for the price of 1. What a day.
Gorge never fails to fail to fail to fail to fail to fail to.
That means he fails?
@@Kieranthechap I have no idea.
i mean i guess
@@Kieranthechap
yeah
Gort does indeed have bars! Wow
Every time I hear about 'Alpha Male's I immediately think of the gay fanfiction term 'omegaverse'.
In the omega verse, everybody has a secondary sex. Alphas are the strongest and are 10% of the population, betas are 85% and are the only ones without secondary sex features and omegas are 5%.
Alpha females can impregnate and get impregnated whilst alpha males can impregnate as well.
Omega males and females can be impregnated and omega males can impregnate others.
Omega are commodities and usually unemployed.
The craziest part about the whole alpha thing is that not only was it never meant to be applied to humans, but it's even been largely debunked in relation to wolf packs (and even when it was applied, it didn't mean the same thing that the "alpha males" seem to think it means- for example, "beta" does not mean "low status", the beta wolf is the second in command and one of the most important animals in the pack). So essentially, these people are living their lives based on a complete misunderstanding of a since-debunked theory that was never meant to apply to their species in the first place.
Mind you, when you look at how long religion has been a thing, it's hardly that surprising I guess...
Damn, can't wait for GTA 8
I’m still waiting for gta London
@monkeyboycom ironically enough, there is a gta London (but its very old)
@@idkwhatshouldmychannelname that was the joke 😅😂 everyoje was going up so i went down
I'm so excited for GTA 27
best duo need more vids from you both x
FRR
The xmas YT revenue has really motivated Memulous, shame he didn't have this motivation without the big golden carrot dangling infront of him
Havent watched it yet, but it sounds like the sequel to one of the best vids on the channel!
These vids make my day keep it up bro🔥
As someone who lives in Sunderland (unfortunately) that is exactly what it’s like some chav punched an old man out of nowhere in our shopping centre a few weeks ago during the minutes silence
As somebody from Peterlee / who has family from the surrounding villages, I feel your pain - I thought our immediate area had weirdos but Sunderland is indeed on another level.
This was class 🤣🤣 hope to see some more of these
12:10 "My feet don't reach the ground"
hey memeulous thanks for the laughs i have had a shit day at college and you made it better keep up the vids and
and?
@@jesss205 the laughs
One thing that alpha males and sigma males have in common is that neither of them exist.
hi george i got rejected from uni yesterday 🙏thank u for posting and making me slightly less miserable
Famous people who were rejected by various places:
Tom Hanks
Isaac Asimov
Steven Spielberg
Tina Frey
Ellen Degeneres
Oprah Winfrey
Will Smith
J.K Rowling
My point isn't that you can become famous but that you don't feel crushed by your personal rejection from whatever Uni it is you wanted to go to. It isn't the be all and end all. There are other places you can apply to and who knows? You might just be ten times happier there. You might have been miserable in your preferred Uni. You don't know. So keep your chin up and keep grinding. You got this! 😊
@@XxDiamondBubbles364xX thank you 😭😭 I'm starting to feel slightly better about it, and your comment helped!
Tbf like half the people in that list are dickheads
@@XxDiamondBubbles364xX ur an angel
@@XxDiamondBubbles364xX Half of that list is people most other people hate/dislike lol
14:38 - don't let Bully Maguire hear you say that, Cam. He's in a league of his own.
George missed the part where that's his problem.
Couldn’t even edge to this! 😂 I exploded IMMEDIATELY !! 🤣😂 cleanup on aisle MY PANTS! 😂
tbf getting on your knees and handing over money is pretty big in the whole Church scene
4:46 “it must be scottish or something” 😂😂😂
George never fails to make my left eye explode
"videos with no views"
keeps reading comments under the video
18:05 omega George confirmed
6:19 as they said this I was in the middle of wondering what GTA VII would be.
In another 10 years and we probably still won't know
0:32 Im hoopin somebodies just uplooded
The little rapper-boy for sure looks like Cam! I thought it the second before you said it 😂😂 looks like him when he was a little kid.. like 3-5 years ago that is 🤭💀👻
the rapping guy with the crown should battle Cyraxx in a rap battle
It's nice to see someone i can relate to, my feet also don't touch the ground when sitting 12:12
17:55 I love how when sigma males describe themselves they manage to come up with about 50 million different ways to say "I don't want to listen to you" while also simultaneously making it sound way better than it actually is
"It must be scottish or something" Had me DYING 😭😭🙏🙏
5:41 Translation: here we go again...
Guy: hello who are you? Oh it's you! What's up? What!
Other video: hi friends! *gets cut off*
*the end*
one thing about cam: he always delivers
watched the full thing, what a video!
it was upload 9 minutes ago ???
@@EllieSmith-bq9qsx2.5 speed
5:05 i can confirm this is what our streets are like. Dont come
can tell that George is reaping the December ad revenue rewards rn ;)
the hulk video was "dad how much more work will you do get me ice cream" "eat ice cream later, right now..
Can’t wait for gta 8
Forget to mention he also likes the ones that degrade women, and I’m just glad I don’t live in the same house as him anymore.
My dads the same :/ very disappointing as he literally has two daughters
@@BettyButterflyDarbyshire Yeaah :/ the way he’d treat my sister wasn’t very nice. Sorry to hear btw, wishing you all the best!
@@Niko69420 aw thank you that's really sweet, wish the best for you too :) x
@@BettyButterflyDarbyshire No problem, honestly! And thank you too :)
That thumbnail is gonna forever haunt me.
Couldn’t even edge to this, just exploded! Clean up in isle my PANTS🙂🤣
I will conquer the clench of your glutius maximus mediocre infant 😭🙏🙏 I better not locate you in the vicinity of my online chat section
Oh piss off
0:30 🎶 to you rudy🎶
Funny story today my uncle tickled me in his basement and I ended up farting and leaking diarrhoea out my boxers 😂
I've listened to it 5 times and I still cannot work out what his first suggestion was
paypig???im going to assume its not that one because its very easily understood lmao, unless english is like your third language
@@TheeEnglishKnight I had never heard that term before lol
@@eclipticcatprobably because it’s a fetish, and a weird one like that
LOL MEMEULOUS EXPLAINING WHAT AN ALPHA MALE AND A SIGMA MALE WAS PRICELESS 😂
we got gta7 before gta6 💀
3:06 YES HE LOOKS LIKE CAM 😂
Damn cam looks good in this video ngl
He always looks good
Please make more full vids with cam! ☺️
0:40 what makes this funnier is that Twin Flame is an actual CULT
Cam’s sweatshirt in this is so fire does anybody know where I can get
My guy when you cross your arms it shows true chad aura of an oompah loompah
Watching videos with no views are my jam.
I was watching one of the come dine with me vids and then I get a notification for this :)
sick gaming video here, george
Great vid mate.
Tape nerd made a career ending diss track on you it’s devastating
george you have the same laamp as me in the background :) its a great lamp.
Love George’s vids
I love how George is just teaching cam😭
The baby kick was beautiful
My sweet little George😢
No views? It’s me, hi! I get no views it’s me 💀😂
Ngl at 17:56 why does it sound genuinely interesting to listen to
I CANT WAIT FOR GTA 8
You both are too hyped for the situation 😂
george my short king 😍
Hey, pal! 👋 Just contacting you to let you know you’re going to get touched when you sleep 😂, signing off now!
@@BelalMuhammadLover999 oh! fun
@@ghostingmax HI SEXY
19:48 this sounds like jacksucksatlifes diss track from like 5 years ago
WILLS THE KING WHERE YOUR BLING CROWNED YOURSELF KING BEFORE WE EVEN STARTED THIS THING?!
6:35 muh boy you just making shit up now it's just mesmerizing 😂
nah fam, it's a real word
mesmeric
causing a person to become completely transfixed and unaware of their surroundings.
"she found herself staring into his mesmeric gaze"
annnddd yep! it's all over the screen 😅✋
DATTABEYO 😁👊
18:07 when i clicked on this video i did not expect to find out George is an omega
Watching this moment 11:35 suddenly I respect George more
My two favs!! 😍🥰
Samee
More of this please
the king is back
I cant wait for GTA 9.
Why does Allexx sound like he's from Nuke Hastle? And why has he changed his name to Cam?
They are nothing a like 😭
great vid
I am loving it 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wooooo George
Anyone know where Cams jumper is from?
this video cured my depression
i love watching George watch videos
Cam is so cute in that jumper that he doesn't exert dominance when he crosses his arms 😄
dude wins epic battle by admitting he doesn't know how to make a sandwich
“Can I pay with Klarna luv?” 😂😂😂😂
Yo that first dude defo looked like you haha absolute double! 😂
When did the devil ever say “YOLO” 🤣🤣🤣
8:45 spy went down a dark path