@@afz5355 or, complacent and stupid, which is what keeps US Americans "busy" We are too dumb, and too jaded to see anything but the dog and pony show the government and corporations put on to keep us in our places. They don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they have no interest in that.
I know right! He seems like a sweet guy 😂 He seems so nice that even when he says mean things it feels like he’s just being nice or giving compliments XD
Plot twist, he’s a real ceo of an industry of fast food. He just wanted to be honest and peoples fall in his trap. Like you. Now you find him charismatic and you’ll go buy his food.
@@javierburgos7 In the USSR different jobs were paid differently too. And to my knowledge nowhere in the Communist Manifesto does it say that everyone should be paid the same.
@@sturm1379 But the government regulated how much money everybody would get. You could not ask your boss for a raise if the government didnt approve. Nor could any businessman keep his companies profits for himself or his employees. Everything of value, as in money and goods, would go to the governments hands and they would distribute it among the people as they would see fit. In other words, a small group of accomodated politicians had all say in the general population's lifestyle. In other words, shit.
@vestige sorry but i know effect of longterm use of cocaine and sugar and carbs are bad if you dont workout sorry but it's true if you have fast metaboslisim you will be fine but cocaine is equaly bad for all people
Don't know about US, but in Europe fast food isn't cheap. Much cheaper than true restaurants, sure, but way more expensive than food you can get at grocery store.
***** I didn't call you an idiot, but I think the joke by the original commenter is that his Profile Picture is of a shape, a plastic-looking one. Funny coincidence. If nobody else realised that... wow
No wonder then that the USA have the second-highest rate of obesity in the world (excluding the Pacific islands states, which are quite a separate topic) - and, I would assume, also not doing great on related causes of death.
I think of life as a pair of balancing scales, if you reward yourself with great food, then you must punish yourself with heavy excercise or starve most of the day until you eat that 1 big pizza, to restore balance Weight gain occurs when people just shovel in the great food on the hour and just sit around or sleep, over an extended period of time, a couple of weeks or months of living a "fat lifestyle" will be noticeable One of the motto's im fond of says "you can eat like a champion, if you train like a champion" Theres no issue smashing £20 at mcdonalds, just be prepared to put fill your rucksack with sand and jog for a good 2 hours, if you dont want to gain weight that day. There is no pleasure in food without pain, that is the trade off, but very few want to do anything so they suffer obesity. No one cares, they just want another burger, sad world.
He is right about the food stylists. One time I did some photography for Burger King. It took an entire day and three people to create a photograph of a burger with fries and a soda.
jim smith, and that's some real good English you write, brother. Oh, yeah, we are only supposed to speak English because, HEY, this is Amerikkka, right? Even though too many can't afford a proper education so they can speak that ONE language that Amerikans are.allowed to speak. But hey, we're too busy workin two jobs, and when we get a break, we can listen to Fox and all night a.m. comspracy radio, clean our guns, and watch Zionists and mud people! Yeehaw! GET USED TO BEING EXPLOITED BY THE RICH WHITE MEN WHOSE POLITICS WE DEFEND TO THE DEATH!!!
yakikadafi way way back when I was a child when my parents would bring home a bucket of KFC I'd only want the breast then pull off the skin and disect it and I'd freak out when I'd find a bloody vein it gave me a sick feeling. Now that I know about the horrific brutality of the KFC industry it's even more sickening.
DigitalNinja In the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, by Douglas Adams, the cows come to you before your meal and recommend parts of their body for you to eat. Then they get slaughtered and turned into food for you, all while being happy to feed you.
that's how I was until I realized how disturbingly abusive Animal Agriculture is to both humans and animals and how horrible it is for our planet. now I eat Beyond Burgers, the most amazing Vegan Soft French Cheese (its called Treeline and its amazing!) ice cream, pizza, yogurt, hot dogs, "shrimp" Alfredo, BBQ Brisket, Wings, Sushi Rolls and everything else you eat. its pretty amazing, honestly. 😍🍕
Statistically speaking...that line early on in the video is what got me... They prey on the exhausted parents, struggling college students(not really) and one's with no time or money. It is to damn accurate 🤭🤭
In Sydney the price of fast food is so high that it matches local cafe and restaurants. So you might as well support local businesses and get quality for the same price as a big mac meal.
+That Guy -- When we get the socially progressive mandatory $15 per hour for fast food workers, then our Big Macs will cost as much or more than yours.
When I was in college in the early 90’s I worked for one of the best known fast food chains. The owner used to work at the corporate headquarters and kept up with what the company was working on. One day she told me she was excited because the company was changing the formulation of the ketchup, sauces and some other food items to add more sugar and salt. I asked how that was a good thing. She said it would subtly make people crave our food more, and they would stop by more often.
Wendys, kfc, popeyes, hardees, checkers/rallys all use red. Subway and bojangles use yellow. Im sure if i think long enough i can come up with some more ☹
This actor makes me laugh every time. His ability to reveal all of this evil stuff while still appearing nice and charming is really great. Keep up the good work.
If ya'll ever go to Scandinavia, try the McDonald's. They literally have to use good, high quality ingredients over there. It's like a different world of fast food.
This calls for further study. Someone needs to get both cocaine and sugar and place them in mounds next to each other. Then snort each regularly for a certain period of time and see which addiction is harder to break. I wish I had thought of this when I was in the school science fair...
Been off the Bolivian Marching Powder for about six years now still crave it once in a while. I only eat sugar when I have to cause im diabetic. Could give a shit less.
Me too. I came down this Rabbit Hole by looking up Jennifer Garner Capital One Credit Card Commercial, and "If Credit Card Companies Were Honest," Cracked video Recommendation led me to this Roger Series. 🙂
The Presence Too bad that "kid zoos" aren't really all that commonplace anymore. Every McDonald's I know of, and now Burger King, have removed any play pen areas completely during mandatory remodeling. The only local fast food chain that still has them is Chik-fil-A.
The addiction is real. Most of the time I'm fine but if someone mentions fast food or I happen to think of, or drive by a fast food place then I have a really hard time getting the thoughts of fast food out of my head. Even after I've already eaten. I'm working on it and getting better though
You mean when you are hungry and you think about or see photos of delicious food, it makes you want to eat it? This is impossible. Holy Jesus. God works in mysterious ways.
I Like You I've been struggling with the same thing. But I've been going to this group and working on getting better so I've managed to lose over 50 pounds. It can still be tough sometimes though and I end up having a bad week... but overall I've done really well and going to the group each week helps me get back on track.
Most public schools use meat from "old hens". These are hens that are several years old and no longer lay eggs. Even McDonald's and KFC will not use them.
"Hi, my names Roger. I'd like to tell you about my restaurant that brings you cooked food, alarmingly quickly!" LMFAO very true. Ever notice how sometimes, after you pay for your order at the drive-thru, at the first window, and as soon as you get to the other window the employee is already handing you your food. That is definitely not normal lol.
name And sometimes they don’t. I don’t remember the details, but one customer caught a disease from the food being undercooked. Let’s not mention that the food looks like a 2-year old slapped it together.
Yeah but as an employee in fast food when the person taking your order in the drive thru or inside the restaurant when they push the button for whatever you want it gets sent to the kitchen immediately so if you’re taking your sweet time ordering something you’ll probably have it quickly. I’m also suspicious as to how they can fully cook a burger in less than 2 minutes
@@Mario2Master as someone who has worked in fast food, they precook everything. Nothing is made fresh from when you order it. We have warmers we put it in and just put it together when you order. Mistakes do happen tho like if they drop 2 baskets of chicken in the fryer at different times and accidentally pull the wrong one when the timer goes off
+Mariah Monique Don't act like your too good to eat at Mc Donalds, no one dumps on Burger King but they're basically the same thing. Sorry for being rude I just dislike the way people think of McDonald's as the Scapegoat of fast food.
McDonald's doesn't need defending. They made between $24-28 billion globally in 2014 whereas Burger King only made a little over $1 billion. Just by those numbers alone it should put into perspective just how far ahead McDonald's is in the fast food industry. McDonald's has also been proven to have a higher amount of trans-fats in their food and produce more litter than most other fast food chains combined. So yeah, in a lot of ways McDonald's is the worst.
Zoe Pirate There are better ways to make money than essentially brainwashing young children and contributing more than any other company in the industry to the destruction of the planet, is all I'm saying.
If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest - goo.gl/hYwbMu Our temporary kid zoo contains a ball pit and a slide, both perfect for creating the illusion of physical activity, when really gravity does all the work. Watch the whole damn thing right here! #itsavideomfers
Cracked Made by a 14 year old seriously? Where in the industrialized world does that happen? And can you make the same for other food makers and include stuff like "We don't care you can't pay for good food because we've been lowering wages consistently since the 1970s because we only care about profits. But don't worry, you can still eat at the fat food places and if you get fat we have a non working diet pill to sell you."
Dim Fre4kske It depends on where you live but some states allow 14 year olds to be employed part time with the permission of the school and their legal guardian. Hours are restricted and your not allowed to use any sharp equipment(knives, power slicer, ect...). Good enough to grab a patty out of the bin and slap in on a bun during the dinner rush.
+LoudAngryJerk I'd like to see if Cracked were honest. The old Cracked magazine was satire like Mad magazine. When they went bankrupt this intellectually challenged liberal group bought the name and started pulling this stuff out of their ass.
Actually a really great point about conditioning associating fastfood with happiness through toys and playgrounds. If/when I have kids, I'll make sure they have positive associations with actual activities and learning, not with a taste of viciously marketed junk food 😨
+Lizzy Simba These fast food companies spend countless millions of dollars annually to market their food-like substances to the sheeple. Looking at the current obesity rates, it seems to be working.
I grew up not eating fast food and I’m so glad! To this day, I’ll eat chicken nuggets once in a blue moon. But not burgers. This video is spot on! Most Fast Food is gross.
Two or three times a year as a kid we ate takeout food, otherwise my parents both cooked meals every day. Copycat recipes are online and in books so there's little need to go out. I like knowing how my food was prepared.
Sarah,it does mean you are safe.chicken nuggets are not an alternative safety food to burgers.chicken nuggets are fast food too.i bet you are converted vegan already.
@@XandriaRavenheart or I could cook it at home with guarentee it was from a grass fed cows with no hormone injections. Organics meats are a little better for you.
@@thephilosopher5799 you have committed the "appeal to nature" logical fallacy because you assume something is better just because it's natural. While you aren't necessarily wrong, the fact you automatically assume this is still a logical fallacy
When I have my own place, a decent job, and quite hopefully a girlfriend, I hope to eat nothing but healthy foods and make smoothies a daily thing. However; right now I'm shoveling down three bigmacs a day to ensure I have enough fat and sugar to last me a lifetime. Instead of storing for the winter, I'm storing for YEARS.
And the best part? You're also reducing the amount of years you have to store it away for! Saving for later and at the same time making the later come 3 times sooner :D so that ..uhhm... you won't have time to make the first things happen. BEST CLEVEREST PLAN EVAR. Hehe :p
***** "and make smoothies a daily thing." You should not do that. Just because the main ingredient is fruit doesnt mean its healthy. Smoothies aren't good for you, and they've got a fuckload of sugar in them unless you make them yourself.
***** I said 'make smoothies-', meaning I'd make them myself, though I do see where it could be assumed otherwise. I want a blender, and a ton of strawberries/bannanas ;3; I'd love to just pour milk, ice, and bananas in to see what'd happen one day.
This legit made me a little bit sad, because I have great memories of the burger place I went to all the time when I was a kid. It had an amazing play area, with winding tunnels, spiraling slides and enormous ball pit. I even had my birthday party there when I turned 10. Too bad they closed it up a couple of years back, I would have loved to take my niece there once she'd be old enough :/
Some Impersonator Don't get me wrong, eating junkfood has always been a very rare occasion in my family, I wouldn't have taken her there *all* the time, just maybe 3-4 times in a year.
A friend of mine has a habit of going to fast-food restaurants, and insisting they make her food look like it does in the commercials. The staff just "love" her.
Considering how rich Roger must be from owning literally every business you can imagine, he probably makes at least $1 million an hour. So I'll take those wages.
@@firstnamelastname9353 I don’t care if the job would be to skin puppies, a million in seven months i would take in a heartbeat. That ain’t minimum wage!
Yeah fast food is bad for you but now Whole Foods is being investigated for inflating prices. You really have to fight hard to eat quality food at a reasonable price these days
It's basically about class all over again. The haves (i.e the rich) vs the have nots (the poor) the only way to know if you're getting quality food is by growing it yourself. But the government got us dependent on the lazy way of life, so no one would want to do that.
Gracie J Sure, because everyone has the land, resources, and knowledge to do that. Don't get me wrong, I agree with you about modernity making us all dependent on supply lines that can't last forever, but we aren't all living in prime farmland and even if we were, you have to know what you're doing for crop yield to equal out your effort and you having enough food until you can plant again and that's not even taking into account start up finances and the like.
LupineShadowOmega I know that not everyone has the space to grow their own food, there are farmer's markets people can resort to as an alternative. Maybe if our communities were really a community, we could rely on each other like in ancient times. The Bible even shows the way we should be living by sharing what we have. Those who were poor and couldn't give back were allowed to eat from the fields. If more people did this I doubt we'd have a food industry ruling us.
DovahkiinPony Hey, if another guy decides to go shooting, I'd hate to have another restaurant attack. Everytime I drive by, seems like there's always kids in the playground. The poor kids!! Besides... I doubt they have the same security as the White House.... if I'm wrong, lemme know.
Primary colors.... secondary colors are the ones made by mixing other colors. Primary colors are the ones you mix to get other colors. Like red+yellow=orange...
“Do you like plastic shapes? Your children do”
😂
I dont have children
@@neutralgaming3608 it said in the vedio its tarrigetd to parents and collage students
I bet their parents like the big pipe shaped plastic too ;)
@@joeannwillowdean2331 college.
All fun and games until children eat the plastic shapes.
" it's not good for you BUT, we'll give you ten for 3 dollars." Lol
At Burger King it's a $1.49
deadly slayer but they’re not McNuggets.. so doesn’t really count
deadly slayer luckily for me that $1.49 is actually about 80p only it isn’t because that 80p doesn’t exist because I’m poor
$1.49 is such a better price
@@deadlyslayer271 fuck, here it's 15$ for a burger lmao
**Warning***
For those that think this is a joke, it’s really not...
@Left Hand Path -Ignite your knowledge I squint my eyes when I laugh tho
And what's fucked up is that your right
r/iam14andthisisdeep
@@jqhsbajaksb1315 same, its like a "i feel like a piece of shit laugh" .
I feels so bad.
Ok go follow a train now
This is so accurate it's kind of scary. Show this to a parent who does this weekly or even daily and they'll flip out
Nah they’re probably too busy
Correction ...show this to a parent who does this weekly and they'll.....do fuck all about it and carry on
@@afz5355 or, complacent and stupid, which is what keeps US Americans "busy" We are too dumb, and too jaded to see anything but the dog and pony show the government and corporations put on to keep us in our places. They don't want a population capable of critical thinking, they have no interest in that.
@@afz5355 so being "too busy" is an excuse to feed kids garbage and jeopardize their health?
Haha I feel that 🙌
That actor is wayyyyy too precious for this world 💞
I know right! He seems like a sweet guy 😂 He seems so nice that even when he says mean things it feels like he’s just being nice or giving compliments XD
True, he's also really charismatic
He's so good I actually started to hate him when he's speaking lol. So representative of capitalism.
Plot twist, he’s a real ceo of an industry of fast food. He just wanted to be honest and peoples fall in his trap. Like you. Now you find him charismatic and you’ll go buy his food.
Are you into Dilfs by any chance?
"The colors yellow and red have been known to trigger hunger"
The S o v i e t U n i o n
Underrated comment Comrade
Very true
The Soviet Onion
Mother Russia triggers patriotism
Communist China as well
"and in 7 months you'll make what i make in an hour" lol
E1995 Crazy, eh?
It's true too. Crazy and true.
It should be you'll make in a year what I make in 30 minutes
In 7 months, you'll make what I make in just an hour. Wow...that was a savage line, but absolutely true. 🤯
Thats capitalism for you. different jobs, different wages. it makes more sense than comunism but its still hard sometimes...
@@javierburgos7 I thought you were a Marxist in the first half
@@javierburgos7 In the USSR different jobs were paid differently too. And to my knowledge nowhere in the Communist Manifesto does it say that everyone should be paid the same.
@@sturm1379 But the government regulated how much money everybody would get. You could not ask your boss for a raise if the government didnt approve. Nor could any businessman keep his companies profits for himself or his employees. Everything of value, as in money and goods, would go to the governments hands and they would distribute it among the people as they would see fit. In other words, a small group of accomodated politicians had all say in the general population's lifestyle. In other words, shit.
@@classonbread5757 lol
"Sugar is more addictive than cocaine" So sugar is worst than cocaine. That is what i said to the cop, he didn't seem to care.
it's not worst but is more adictive
Because it's not.
@vestige sorry but i know effect of longterm use of cocaine and sugar and carbs are bad if you dont workout sorry but it's true if you have fast metaboslisim you will be fine but cocaine is equaly bad for all people
@B Ball well, doing a 100 push-ups a day is not optimal.
Hol up
Roger: "Do you like plastic shapes?"
Me: "Yeah..."
Roger: "Your children do!"
Me: "Oh. I see."
RIP 😂 lol
This is in fact one of the best lines that Roger has ever said. LOL
Don't let the sarcastic humour of this video distract you from the fast that Roger is brutally honest and every fact he said is accurate and true.
Sad but true
Every fact is true
no shit
Don't know about US, but in Europe fast food isn't cheap. Much cheaper than true restaurants, sure, but way more expensive than food you can get at grocery store.
"...can I work here?"
"YOU SURE CAN!!"
I died.
VitaliiDaGamer we should all invest in fast food. I want what he makes in an hour
"Do you like plastic shapes?"
+Kyenxos something to do with the shape?
***** Why do you need to call people idiots? Can't you just have a conversation? Fucking moron... ;)
***** I didn't call you an idiot, but I think the joke by the original commenter is that his Profile Picture is of a shape, a plastic-looking one. Funny coincidence. If nobody else realised that... wow
who gives a damn
he's referencing the video making fun of happy meals... jesus christ did you guys even watch the video?
Look at the burger photo on the menu.
Then look at the burger they serve you.
@Im not racist I swear Them burgers are identical.
@@johnnysno5054 you can
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yeh ngl wendys got it on point! it looks even better sometimes
@@Numb_ Wendy's does have some juicy and deliciously appealing looking sandwiches and other food
“The average American eats 50 nuggets a year.”
That’s insultingly low
TheBossManBoss319 Comsidering it isn’t outrageous to eat 20 in one sitting
50 a month would still be low
I never ate one, but I'm not American
No wonder then that the USA have the second-highest rate of obesity in the world (excluding the Pacific islands states, which are quite a separate topic) - and, I would assume, also not doing great on related causes of death.
@@kerfuritogonzales Yeah! This sort of stupid shit only happens in america!
"Can I work here?"
"You ever killed a man?"
"ehhh... ... ... ... ..."
"Meh. Good enough, here's a shirt."
LMAOOO
The last phrase must be “Meh. Good enough, go buy a shirt”
😂😂😂
It makes you fat, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fast and you’re busy!
@Dredgen One skinny is way better than fat in my opinion.
Greatest artist who ever lived it also depends on ur metabilsm aka the speed in which ur body gets rid of fat faster
I think of life as a pair of balancing scales, if you reward yourself with great food, then you must punish yourself with heavy excercise or starve most of the day until you eat that 1 big pizza, to restore balance
Weight gain occurs when people just shovel in the great food on the hour and just sit around or sleep, over an extended period of time, a couple of weeks or months of living a "fat lifestyle" will be noticeable
One of the motto's im fond of says "you can eat like a champion, if you train like a champion"
Theres no issue smashing £20 at mcdonalds, just be prepared to put fill your rucksack with sand and jog for a good 2 hours, if you dont want to gain weight that day.
There is no pleasure in food without pain, that is the trade off, but very few want to do anything so they suffer obesity. No one cares, they just want another burger, sad world.
That depends on people. Tall people need to eat much more to become fat
Appropriate reaction: Wtf i'm never eating there
Me: i'll take 1 double fat "cheese" burger and a big coke
Ten nuggets for three dollars!? Sorry, I won't pay anything over two ninety-nine.
spoken like a true "American"....
Burger King got 20 pc for $2
@@Orange_pumpkin3753 I was just going to say I saw an ad in bk for 10/$1.00 nuggets, everything except for the feathers.
I'll give you 50 for Three Fiddy
@@Orange_pumpkin3753 okay I am definitely eating that
He is right about the food stylists. One time I did some photography for Burger King. It took an entire day and three people to create a photograph of a burger with fries and a soda.
I think it's illegal to use CGI when advertising food. That's why they do it like that
When you take your date to Mc Donald's and you don't know what to talk about 1:30
AHAHAHAHAH GOOD ONE
Who takes their date to McDonald's?
@@carloslucero2356 poor teenagers
@@HelloKitty-wm7gr 😂
@@carloslucero2356 you got me there man
"In seven months you'll make what I make in an hour" That hurts a lot, a fucking lot
Crony Capitalism baby.
dpchiko17 I can't afford to eat where I work, fast food. so yeah, the pain is real yo.
jim smith, and that's some real good English you write, brother. Oh, yeah, we are only supposed to speak English because, HEY, this is Amerikkka, right? Even though too many can't afford a proper education so they can speak that ONE language that Amerikans are.allowed to speak. But hey, we're too busy workin two jobs, and when we get a break, we can listen to Fox and all night a.m. comspracy radio, clean our guns, and watch Zionists and mud people! Yeehaw! GET USED TO BEING EXPLOITED BY THE RICH WHITE MEN WHOSE POLITICS WE DEFEND TO THE DEATH!!!
The way he threw the toy at the child 🤣🤣🤣 hilarious
Reminds of Lucifer throwing the toy for trixie and telling her to fetch
As if he/she were a dog
He threw the toy in child's mouth 😅
Threw it with more care than fast food corporations have.
I got a McDonald’s ad at the beginning of this video 😂😂
I got a Door Dash ad.
@@EnchantedConsumerBeing probably from mobile
Same...
There’s a McDonald’s ad as the top comment too
I got a KFC ad
I'm addicted to Roger
The scientists in the lab designed him that way!
Ahmed lmfao man, hes a terminator
This guy always changes his name lol
A L so am I!
Same
dumbest thing is, people know this and still go there..
Well they're hungry, nobody ain't gonna stop em. That's just their choice.
so because they're hungry they force themselves to eat shit food instead of healthy food?
@@BalboaBaggins They should be allowed to it's their life.
It's not that they're dumb. Change begins mentally then physically. Its psychology.
Balboa Baggins i mean he just explained why they go there in the video lmao. Psycological tricks and shit
Gotta love painted plastic shapes.
The Unknown everyone loves painted plastic shapes
The Unknown and the temporary kid zoo as well
The Unknown wow
I like how even though these videos are satire, they are all factual.
XD
"Do you like plastic shapes?"
"Yes!"
"Your children do."
"Oh, right... them too..."
"Temporary kid zoo.." lmaoo
Why this is not on top I do not know
Sadly many fast food restaurants do not have temporary kid zoos anymore.
Same lol
I am having KFC at home on my desk watching this. i failed life
You could have got grilled chicken and extra cole slaw, but who gets grilled chicken at kfc?? Lol
You won life extra gravy?
Don't worry life wasn't expecting anything from you really. That a good thing and a bad thing, you worthless miserable little pile of secrets.
yakikadafi yes... Yes you have
yakikadafi way way back when I was a child when my parents would bring home a bucket of KFC I'd only want the breast then pull off the skin and disect it and I'd freak out when I'd find a bloody vein it gave me a sick feeling. Now that I know about the horrific brutality of the KFC industry it's even more sickening.
I worked at a fast food place for 18 months. The amount of times managers told me to use the 5 second rule when I dropped stuff would nauseate you.
DigitalNinja Im guessing it was whenever you dropped stuff, or they saw something on the ground.
DigitalNinja What are "fact food" ? oO
I don't want food that spews out random facts!
Also I think talking food is against FDA rules....
Mystogan Edolas FTFY, but dude, think of the stuff you could learn while eating fact food? Your steak could tell you what sort of cow it used to be!
DigitalNinja
I'm not okay with talking burgers!
DigitalNinja In the Restaurant at the End of the Universe, by Douglas Adams, the cows come to you before your meal and recommend parts of their body for you to eat. Then they get slaughtered and turned into food for you, all while being happy to feed you.
"Our temporary kid zoo contains a pit"
Human larvae
“This is horrible”
*Whips out a McDonald Big Mac and coke*
You want that super size? For here or to go?
that's how I was until I realized how disturbingly abusive Animal Agriculture is to both humans and animals and how horrible it is for our planet. now I eat Beyond Burgers, the most amazing Vegan Soft French Cheese (its called Treeline and its amazing!) ice cream, pizza, yogurt, hot dogs, "shrimp" Alfredo, BBQ Brisket, Wings, Sushi Rolls and everything else you eat. its pretty amazing, honestly. 😍🍕
@@mayganphynix8267 Good luck with the B12 deficiency!
I made a bigfishmac once
Fish double as shredded lettuce remove tarter sauce add mac sauce boom a bigfishmac best thing not on the menu
@@mayganphynix8267 And Roger owns those too. Man, he could sell ice to an Escimo and then turn around and sell him a freezer.
apparently youtube thinks this is the perfect video to put a mcdonalds ad before it starts
I got a Burger King commercial right before this.
Same
Same
And it is, too. 😊
I got the Hardee's chicken tenders commercial with David Koechner.
Yellow and red actually does make me hungry.
McDonald's
Carl's Jr. or Hardee's
The Soviet Flag
*YES COMRADE*
Checkers, Wendy’s, Jack n the Box, Lay’s Chips
Did I miss any?
I live on the West Coast, so Checkers is Rally's
Sam-wait, WHAT?
Quit it, you sound like a Communist in the making.
Statistically speaking...that line early on in the video is what got me...
They prey on the exhausted parents, struggling college students(not really) and one's with no time or money.
It is to damn accurate 🤭🤭
In Sydney the price of fast food is so high that it matches local cafe and restaurants.
So you might as well support local businesses and get quality for the same price as a big mac meal.
Mikedg
It's not perfect, but it's alright, plus spiders and wildlife only get dangerous further out from the city.
+That Guy But, if a giant disease comes and kills everything, basically Australia is safe because almost no world disease has ever touched there.
Food in Australia tastes like crap. I'd rather eat at the Outback in the US.
Start in China and Australia is pretty easy to hit, it's Greenland that's annoying
+That Guy -- When we get the socially progressive mandatory $15 per hour for fast food workers, then our Big Macs will cost as much or more than yours.
He forgot to mention that they will give you kidney stones and assasinate your pancreas in the years to come.
So true, so very true.
Michael Cipriano how so? Can u please tell me i really need to know, thanks
@@grimreaper9477 Sugar is bad for you in the amounts you're eating them. That'd it.
@@grimreaper9477 Sugar and the low grade oil they use.
As a guy who ate tons of American fast food in my youth and currently suffering from gall stones, this is accurate.
El Bandito ur scaring me, i eat it almost everyday
"The perfect mix of fat, sugar and the only rock that taste good." I friggin love thier alternative descriptions!
When I was in college in the early 90’s I worked for one of the best known fast food chains. The owner used to work at the corporate headquarters and kept up with what the company was working on.
One day she told me she was excited because the company was changing the formulation of the ketchup, sauces and some other food items to add more sugar and salt. I asked how that was a good thing. She said it would subtly make people crave our food more, and they would stop by more often.
“...and the only rock that takes good”
crack cocaine: Am I a joke to you?
Does it taste good or does it feel good?
Sorry crack cocaine... you are a bit of a joke, you are not even geology!
I thought it was a plant
@@daniellerichardson489 it is
Crack is just condensed ground coca plant
"The color red and yellow has been known to subconsciously trigger hunger."
Me: hmm.. seems mysteriou-
My friend: Mcdonalds?
Me: ._.
Nah that can't be it. They'd never do that
Wendys, kfc, popeyes, hardees, checkers/rallys all use red. Subway and bojangles use yellow. Im sure if i think long enough i can come up with some more ☹
@@Dducksquad mm potatoes
squad you deserve more likes.
Phaybaby1 sonic too
fat sugar and the only rock that tastes good I love it LOL
no rocks at fast food places i think, they probably use some sort of cheap substitute!
+Arjun Chatterjee touche you nailed it😂
+Arjun Chatterjee I think they mean salt
Marta Martinez There really is a substitute for salt ^^
perfectly imperfect probably not, salt is dirt cheap, no need to substitute it
This actor makes me laugh every time. His ability to reveal all of this evil stuff while still appearing nice and charming is really great. Keep up the good work.
If ya'll ever go to Scandinavia, try the McDonald's.
They literally have to use good, high quality ingredients over there. It's like a different world of fast food.
I dont like high quality meat, i would prefer a chicken nugget thats probably not evan chicken that just a chicken itself
Of course it is 😔
Sorry I only go to fast food joints to poison myself until I die, I ain't going anywhere that doesn't make their burgers out of mushed stray cats
@@sulpherbratigh7936 That's only a specialty in the Chinese McDonalds.
Europe in general has great tasting McDonald's
" you sure can! " his enthusiasm when he said it 😂
Sugar is more addictive than cocaine? So that's why I crave for more...
kirby march Barcena I like gravy
This calls for further study. Someone needs to get both cocaine and sugar and place them in mounds next to each other. Then snort each regularly for a certain period of time and see which addiction is harder to break. I wish I had thought of this when I was in the school science fair...
Been off the Bolivian Marching Powder for about six years now still crave it once in a while. I only eat sugar when I have to cause im diabetic. Could give a shit less.
kirby march Barcena meh sugar is still better for you
Artificial sweeteners are even MORE addictive.
I love Roger. He's both friendly and utterly threatening simultaneously.
I recently stumbled upon this series. It's addictive.
Me too. I came down this Rabbit Hole by looking up Jennifer Garner Capital One Credit Card Commercial, and "If Credit Card Companies Were Honest," Cracked video Recommendation led me to this Roger Series. 🙂
Tbh if a fast food company actually advertised like this, I'd probably pledge my undying loyalty
😂 😂 😂
Same lmao
Be the first. I'll support you.
You got it ALL girl!
Truth!
I literally just watched all of the "If ___ Ads were honest"
How do you feel now, if you don't mind me asking?
Me too. Some of this stuff I knew. The rest, I'm like "oh, damn...."
chimiJONga still the same most probably
@@chimijonga3987 reality is a nightmare
Was it worth it?
“It’s not good for you, but we will give you TEN for three dollars!”
Super size me!🍻😂
I love how he calls toys :D "painted plastic shapes" :D :D
Njoy32:Gaming Same lol yes
Njoy because that is what they are
It’s so true though.😂
Kids Zoo 😂 this killed me
Ya 😂
The Presence Too bad that "kid zoos" aren't really all that commonplace anymore. Every McDonald's I know of, and now Burger King, have removed any play pen areas completely during mandatory remodeling. The only local fast food chain that still has them is Chik-fil-A.
There's a new McDonald's that was just built last month that has a playplace
Let the gravity do the playing
first name last name Never Forget
We need more of these honest commercials
We'll get that the day we get honest politicians. LOL And then the whole system will collapse in a heap.
Real talk
reality is so funny when you are in trouble :D
I’ll take a fat, sugar, and salt sandwich with a side order of starch sticks and a large cup of liquid candy.
mmmm liquid candy easier to get into my belly than regular candy
Give me a cup of frozen sugar mush for dessert too.
Fat is healthy tho -_-
The addiction is real. Most of the time I'm fine but if someone mentions fast food or I happen to think of, or drive by a fast food place then I have a really hard time getting the thoughts of fast food out of my head. Even after I've already eaten. I'm working on it and getting better though
You mean when you are hungry and you think about or see photos of delicious food, it makes you want to eat it?
This is impossible. Holy Jesus. God works in mysterious ways.
+cameron darrow lmao. yeah, the comma helps
u better hv a real food at home and eat it..u never gonna hv this problem again..
I Like You I've been struggling with the same thing. But I've been going to this group and working on getting better so I've managed to lose over 50 pounds. It can still be tough sometimes though and I end up having a bad week... but overall I've done really well and going to the group each week helps me get back on track.
vortexlisa Wow 50 pounds is incredible!
2015: no
2016: nah
2017: mmm no
2018: nope
2019: lets put this in people’s recommended
you are basically right
These comments are unoriginal and annoying
@@demyana5752 you basically are right
@@darknessboyballz you basically are right
@@mhmian Basically you are right
School lunches showed their food to McDonald's once…They said they would never serve that at any of their restaurants.
Most public schools use meat from "old hens". These are hens that are several years old and no longer lay eggs. Even McDonald's and KFC will not use them.
Only stupid farmers would kill the hen who is laying eggs.
MKu MKu Not always... younger, leaner chickens give firmer higher-quality meat. Companies will pay more for these.
Ever seen the school lunches in France? They put both McDonalds and the School lunches to shame
TheJerseyJenn here in Asia, they cost more than younger hen and are priced for their tougher meat.
This Horton guy really out there owning every off-brand business huh.
Making everyone and everything seem to be evil seems to be a recurring theme of our generation.
Yann G But most things are evil....
Yann G "Noticing that most things are evil seems to be a recurring theme for our generation." There fixed.
Yann G Implying fast food corporations ain't evil.
Stop The Laughter
most things are really not evil.
tvd berg
not really no. They are greedy sure, like any corporation, but they aren't any different from most.
Temporary kid zoo? Plastic shapes? Next you're going to call American cheese "yellow processed cheese food squares"
Boomhauer "cheeze"
He is just present them as owners of fast food networks sees them :P
Boomhauer no it's a yellow square cheese like substance
On the label it actually says "Cheese Product".
hence American cheese looks and tastes like yellow plastic shapes hee hee
"Hi, my names Roger. I'd like to tell you about my restaurant that brings you cooked food, alarmingly quickly!" LMFAO very true. Ever notice how sometimes, after you pay for your order at the drive-thru, at the first window, and as soon as you get to the other window the employee is already handing you your food. That is definitely not normal lol.
they pre-cook and pre-heat the food..
You are easily outsmarted.
name And sometimes they don’t. I don’t remember the details, but one customer caught a disease from the food being undercooked. Let’s not mention that the food looks like a 2-year old slapped it together.
Yeah but as an employee in fast food when the person taking your order in the drive thru or inside the restaurant when they push the button for whatever you want it gets sent to the kitchen immediately so if you’re taking your sweet time ordering something you’ll probably have it quickly. I’m also suspicious as to how they can fully cook a burger in less than 2 minutes
@@Mario2Master as someone who has worked in fast food, they precook everything. Nothing is made fresh from when you order it. We have warmers we put it in and just put it together when you order. Mistakes do happen tho like if they drop 2 baskets of chicken in the fryer at different times and accidentally pull the wrong one when the timer goes off
Arrive at mcdonalds: I'd like cardiac arrest, stroke, obesity, plus some cancers..
"meh do it yourself, here have some burgers"
I'm sorry but we've run out of obesity, will diabetes be ok?
I'll have the tight pants combo.
Can do…Pull up to the next window please
I work at McDonald’s and the 50% discount is gonna get me killed lmao
Biggo Gayo facts
Saaaame but I try to balance between Jr chickens and my extremely healthy one
-dollar frozen dinners from Wal-Mart!
Gerard Bæ the best option that I found are the ham McMuffins in the all day breakfast menu, not that many calories
At Wendy’s they give their employees free food. My best friends son has gained 40 pounds since going to work there.
@@tassymccormick Yikes. I enjoy Don's food more than Wendy's anyway. Where I live the Wendy's is awful. They mess up every order
very, very funny and brutally honest. Love this guy Roger, he's got that master-class timing and delivery. I am now a Roger fan.
“Do you like plastic shapes?” I’m gonna die
I'm addicted to breathing if I don't I'm gonna die. Literally.
Ok boomer
@@CYRILMARTINAJARO dead meme
@@CYRILMARTINAJARO ok heckster
I think they legalized air, even made it free at my place.
wish they do the same everywhere.
Have you got the evidence to prove it?
This was mostly point led to McDonald's
yeah, because McDonald's is the worst
+Mariah Monique Don't act like your too good to eat at Mc Donalds, no one dumps on Burger King but they're basically the same thing. Sorry for being rude I just dislike the way people think of McDonald's as the Scapegoat of fast food.
McDonald's doesn't need defending. They made between $24-28 billion globally in 2014 whereas Burger King only made a little over $1 billion. Just by those numbers alone it should put into perspective just how far ahead McDonald's is in the fast food industry. McDonald's has also been proven to have a higher amount of trans-fats in their food and produce more litter than most other fast food chains combined. So yeah, in a lot of ways McDonald's is the worst.
+Rose Firefly In ways you're right, it's just a fast food restaurant. People need money to live and they found an efficient way to do it.
Zoe Pirate
There are better ways to make money than essentially brainwashing young children and contributing more than any other company in the industry to the destruction of the planet, is all I'm saying.
If Fast Food Commercials Were Honest - goo.gl/hYwbMu
Our temporary kid zoo contains a ball pit and a slide, both perfect for creating the illusion of physical activity, when really gravity does all the work. Watch the whole damn thing right here! #itsavideomfers
Cracked Made by a 14 year old seriously? Where in the industrialized world does that happen?
And can you make the same for other food makers and include stuff like "We don't care you can't pay for good food because we've been lowering wages consistently since the 1970s because we only care about profits. But don't worry, you can still eat at the fat food places and if you get fat we have a non working diet pill to sell you."
Cracked i feel like you guys should make do a sketch called "if cracked videos were funny"
but it probably wouldnt be funny either.
Dim Fre4kske It depends on where you live but some states allow 14 year olds to be employed part time with the permission of the school and their legal guardian. Hours are restricted and your not allowed to use any sharp equipment(knives, power slicer, ect...).
Good enough to grab a patty out of the bin and slap in on a bun during the dinner rush.
+LoudAngryJerk
I'd like to see if Cracked were honest. The old Cracked magazine was satire like Mad magazine. When they went bankrupt this intellectually challenged liberal group bought the name and started pulling this stuff out of their ass.
+Jon dow
Already done that but there is bias and nothing they do is honest.
Legend has it this guy went to burger king after shooting this commercial for a double whopper
Actually a really great point about conditioning associating fastfood with happiness through toys and playgrounds. If/when I have kids, I'll make sure they have positive associations with actual activities and learning, not with a taste of viciously marketed junk food 😨
I eat 0 nuggets a year
Same
I eat nought nuggets a life
AL MAYYAHI
That's Alarming
AL MAYYAHI i
AL MAYYAHI
Then your soul count must also be 0
Lol
I got a fucking McDonalds ad.
+Lizzy Simba
These fast food companies spend countless millions of dollars annually to market their food-like substances to the sheeple. Looking at the current obesity rates, it seems to be working.
Adblock Plus. :D
....In about 7 months you'll make what I make an hour ....😂 *dead
Ah, the early years are just as good as the latest episodes. That's a sign of a good show.
I grew up not eating fast food and I’m so glad! To this day, I’ll eat chicken nuggets once in a blue moon. But not burgers. This video is spot on! Most Fast Food is gross.
Home made burgers are great.
Two or three times a year as a kid we ate takeout food, otherwise my parents both cooked meals every day. Copycat recipes are online and in books so there's little need to go out. I like knowing how my food was prepared.
Sarah,it does mean you are safe.chicken nuggets are not an alternative safety food to burgers.chicken nuggets are fast food too.i bet you are converted vegan already.
If you want a burger that looks exactly like the Comercial you need to wait like 6-7 hours
the meat is dried up and cold, the salad loose, the bun soaked, cold cheese with almost no flavour. all you taste is sauce. happy meal!
Actually it takes about a good 45 minutes for non-fast food restaurant to actually prepare it, and it tastes much better too.
@@XandriaRavenheart or I could cook it at home with guarentee it was from a grass fed cows with no hormone injections. Organics meats are a little better for you.
@@thephilosopher5799 you have committed the "appeal to nature" logical fallacy because you assume something is better just because it's natural. While you aren't necessarily wrong, the fact you automatically assume this is still a logical fallacy
Where the hell do YOU go for a burger?
When I have my own place, a decent job, and quite hopefully a girlfriend, I hope to eat nothing but healthy foods and make smoothies a daily thing.
However; right now I'm shoveling down three bigmacs a day to ensure I have enough fat and sugar to last me a lifetime. Instead of storing for the winter, I'm storing for YEARS.
And the best part? You're also reducing the amount of years you have to store it away for! Saving for later and at the same time making the later come 3 times sooner :D so that ..uhhm... you won't have time to make the first things happen. BEST CLEVEREST PLAN EVAR. Hehe :p
***** it's a joke...
It's Over 9000 Productions what about my comment made you think I took it seriously? I was merely pointing out a few more benefits. :)
***** "and make smoothies a daily thing."
You should not do that. Just because the main ingredient is fruit doesnt mean its healthy. Smoothies aren't good for you, and they've got a fuckload of sugar in them unless you make them yourself.
*****
I said 'make smoothies-', meaning I'd make them myself, though I do see where it could be assumed otherwise.
I want a blender, and a ton of strawberries/bannanas ;3; I'd love to just pour milk, ice, and bananas in to see what'd happen one day.
Gave up eating fast food a little over a month ago. Cannot stress enough on how much better I feel
This legit made me a little bit sad, because I have great memories of the burger place I went to all the time when I was a kid. It had an amazing play area, with winding tunnels, spiraling slides and enormous ball pit. I even had my birthday party there when I turned 10.
Too bad they closed it up a couple of years back, I would have loved to take my niece there once she'd be old enough :/
sure that would've been a good idea?
Some Impersonator
Don't get me wrong, eating junkfood has always been a very rare occasion in my family, I wouldn't have taken her there *all* the time, just maybe 3-4 times in a year.
*****
Well that's not nice. I'm underweight you know :/
Wow. Underweight? That's rare in the US. Or is it very common because of the amount of poor people in the US?
Yes, the US is really that bad.
"Not available for purchase as food, anywhere."
I think I might pass out from laughing.
Do "If viewers of car commercials took them as seriously as the people in them seem to"
The fact that a burger King ad popped up before I watched this is irony of the highest order. 😂
"in just 7 mouths you'll make what I make in just a hour"
WOW that hits waaaay to close to home
A friend of mine has a habit of going to fast-food restaurants, and insisting they make her food look like it does in the commercials. The staff just "love" her.
“Enjoy you fat, sugar and salt sandwich in peace”
“Food is jut the addiction we chose to sell to you”
😂 😂
I rarely ever laugh out loud at a joke,but the temporary kid zoo is the funniest thing I ever heard on this channel.Thanks!
"Will somebody get the kid a happy meal". - Adam Sandler
BIG DADDY
I love these fact bases Public Service Announcements...learning is a life long journey, and this was a great trip!
Considering how rich Roger must be from owning literally every business you can imagine, he probably makes at least $1 million an hour. So I'll take those wages.
Someone should seriously assess how rich he and Horton Industries are 😅
he would literally be making maximum wage
@@firstnamelastname9353
I don’t care if the job would be to skin puppies, a million in seven months i would take in a heartbeat. That ain’t minimum wage!
"The color red and yellow has been known to subconsciously trigger hunger."
me: *paints room blue, goes to ocean, wears all green, in a purple boat*
I love this kind of videos not for their comedy but for the knowledge they offer
"But....it sure does taste gooood....enough" lmao!! I can not stop playing that! 😆
I thought the colors red and yellow in fast food symbolized Mustard and ketchup.
Busty Bonnie
thsts so sweet
Red and yellow have psychological effects on the human mind- Marketing.
@@StayPositiveLLC All colors do that.
@@anonymousstout4759 very good point
LOL 😂😂
*I'll see y'all soon when UA-cam's algorithm suggests this again.*
Here we are!
oh hey
Sup
"You can send your kid to the temporary kids zoo" 💀😂
If fast food restaurant are honest
*AD PLAYS OF MCDONALDS*
Yeah fast food is bad for you but now Whole Foods is being investigated for inflating prices. You really have to fight hard to eat quality food at a reasonable price these days
1NobleGiant America sounds horrible.
1NobleGiant *If you live in Murica.
It's basically about class all over again. The haves (i.e the rich) vs the have nots (the poor) the only way to know if you're getting quality food is by growing it yourself. But the government got us dependent on the lazy way of life, so no one would want to do that.
Gracie J Sure, because everyone has the land, resources, and knowledge to do that. Don't get me wrong, I agree with you about modernity making us all dependent on supply lines that can't last forever, but we aren't all living in prime farmland and even if we were, you have to know what you're doing for crop yield to equal out your effort and you having enough food until you can plant again and that's not even taking into account start up finances and the like.
LupineShadowOmega I know that not everyone has the space to grow their own food, there are farmer's markets people can resort to as an alternative. Maybe if our communities were really a community, we could rely on each other like in ancient times. The Bible even shows the way we should be living by sharing what we have. Those who were poor and couldn't give back were allowed to eat from the fields. If more people did this I doubt we'd have a food industry ruling us.
"Do you like plastic shapes?"
"Your kids do"
LOL
I'm suing McDonald's...using secondary colors to manipulate me... preposterous!!!!
Jalan Marshall no...please...no more shooting
Better to go after one after their head quarters.
... lol jk! ;)
DovahkiinPony Hey, if another guy decides to go shooting, I'd hate to have another restaurant attack.
Everytime I drive by, seems like there's always kids in the playground. The poor kids!!
Besides... I doubt they have the same security as the White House.... if I'm wrong, lemme know.
Primary colors.... secondary colors are the ones made by mixing other colors. Primary colors are the ones you mix to get other colors. Like red+yellow=orange...
Have your attorney show this video in court. The jury will award you millions.
Hello i am hunger.
AND IM TRIGGERED!!!!!!!!!
Tobben Jees lol