He fucked it up..most people ate right handed so the right is a stronger punch, hence it goes like this" I'm going to hit you with so many LEFTS you'll be begging for a right..its called dark humor. The right ment to finish him off
Yes, he acting that he's a great fighter. But is you want to see his real fightings skills vs that of a little 7 to 10 year old girl, seacht then Chuck Norris vs Jesse-Jane McParland
The "motivational seminar" is my favorite. Such a nice guy. "An elbow would've been a lot better..." LOL His straight face and calm demeanor are as great in their own way as his fighting skills.
The aliens from a quiet place attacked Chuck norris for making too much noise. Chuck norris survives without a scratch while the aliens died upon close contact with chuck norris
Chuck Norris had to hire doubles to do his kicks for him, because the studio couldn't afford to pay for the funerals of all the extras he would have killed.
I have a friend who was one the stuntmen used in many Walker episodes because he is a karate expert. There was one particular incident where he was supposed to try to spin kick and hit Chuck. Chuck Norris missed his Mark and stepped into the kick. My buddy said he just stood there with his knees shaking hoping Chuck wouldn't get up and kill him. 😆
Word has now that his stunt doubles do crying and emotional scenes instead, lol. It's a shame because it's said that a single drop of his tear can cure cancer instantly.
Just like Chuck Norris a Smart Ass AMERICAN that proves himself worthy in action! Love his videos ! Especially, when he fought the Japanese Professor in a room.. that was a good Show Down!!
Really? The United States Army has the most decorated soldier in World War Two. Lt. Murphy. I do like Mr. Norris, but Mr. Norris never saw combat. So, I do feel that the Army had the best of the best. And you have to understand that all of Mr. Norris actions are planned for him for stage. Now I wouldn't what to be up against him because I know what he can do and I have respect for his training. But Lt Murphy didn't have a script, his actions came out of his desire to live and keep his fellow soldiers alive.
If you ever visit Camp Red Cloud , in Korea, you might see a wall-size picture of Chuck Norris. He studied Martial Arts and Tae Kwon Do while he was stationed there.
@@justafanintexas7913 I never said that Mr. Murphy would win in a fight with Mr. Norris. What is it that I said that brought that on? They are both great Americans with Mr. Murphy having a great Military career and Mr. Norris having a great film career in films. Mr. Norris made films honoring both the Military and Law Enforcement. He went on to become an honorary member of the fame Texas Rangers. He also went on to become a Reserve Police Officer I believe in Dallas Police Department. So, my comment was in no way derespecting Mr. Norris. Sorry I lite a flame under your tail
Terrorist to Chuck Norris: "You are a dead man". Chuck: "I'm not afraid to die, are you?" Terrorist: "No. Allah protects us." Chuck: Then this shouldn't hurt."
One of mine best movies when i was a young boy...i wanted a beard like him but mine beard turns black and i look more too Bin Laden then too Chuck Norris.haha...
The best line is from Invasion USA, it's just after the terrorists try to blow up the church with a suitcase bomb, he's on the roof above them and says "didn't work huh? Now it will" touch the two wires together and blows up terrorists. The other good one is after the terrorists plant the bomb on the side of the school bus, Chuck grabs it catches up to their car and says "I think you forgot this" and plants the bomb on the very front of the hood of their car.
They say that merely one still frame photo from a Chuck Norris movie is worth more Oscars than the Motion Picture Academy could pay for in a million years.
Chuck Norris went for a walk in the forest. Suddenly a Grizzly Bear leapt onto the trail in front of him. The great beast charged him but when it got close enough to recognize Chuck Norris it stopped and began eating itself.
1Aredhel1 2 One of my old instructors teaches at one of his schools now and has gotten to meet him several times. I’m super jealous cuz he was my martial arts idol growing up.
Chuck Norris, putting the laughter back in manslaughter.
Before Chuck Norris left for college, he turned around and told his dad that "Now you are the man of the house!"
FACT: Chuck Norris is the only guy who can wear '70s wardrobe and hairstyle and still look badass.
He wears it to blind his opponents.... 😂👍
I loved that line. "If you come back in here, i'm going to hit you with so many rights, you're going to beg for a left."
He fucked it up..most people ate right handed so the right is a stronger punch, hence it goes like this" I'm going to hit you with so many LEFTS you'll be begging for a right..its called dark humor. The right ment to finish him off
Chuck Norris: always a good blow against the bad guys
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@@goodvibez693 👍👍💪🤣🤣🤣
God he is good God i know thats why i hired him 😂😂
"I didn't fight, I gave a motivational seminar". Pure Chuck Norris gold.
❤️❤️😝😝😝💪🏻💯🇺🇸love it
@@maryeverling8238 как говорят тише едешь дальше будешь
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Nunchaku Norris
Chuck Norris was once run over by a tank, he refused to pay damages 😎
Rip joke...
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
I heard that once a king cobra bit Chuck Norris, after 5 days of excruciating pain the cobra died😂
When God said let there be light and there was light, God saw it was good. Chuck Norris said it's ok
I came here to read all the Norris - isms in comments...and I wasn't disappointed !!!!! comedy gold!
Even after all these years Chuck Norris is still a great actor!
Yes, he acting that he's a great fighter.
But is you want to see his real fightings skills vs that of a little 7 to 10 year old girl, seacht then
Chuck Norris vs Jesse-Jane McParland
The "motivational seminar" is my favorite. Such a nice guy. "An elbow would've been a lot better..." LOL His straight face and calm demeanor are as great in their own way as his fighting skills.
Plus his food received compliments from Chuck Norris - he's set for life! =D
There will never be another Chuck!!!!!!!!!!
Kevin Doran death is to scared to tell chuck that it is his time
Actually Chuck Norris died years ago, but Death is too scared to collect....
Watch the trough about Chuck Norris at the newest reaction
Chuck Norris took a CPR class and actually brought the dummy to life.
🤣
Some other version goes: " Put on your glasses dummy, I'm the instructaaghh".
The aliens from a quiet place attacked Chuck norris for making too much noise. Chuck norris survives without a scratch while the aliens died upon close contact with chuck norris
Chuck Norris went to a feminist rally. When he returned, his shirt was ironed and he was holding a sandwich.
@@maj.d.sasterhikes9884 @2 more facts added.
The 361 dislikes are the ones that got their ass handed to them by Chuck Norris
Before he goes to sleep, the boogeyman checks under his bed to make sure Chuck Norris is not down there.
Lol, that's some funny shit.
Nice One!
Chuck Norris had to hire doubles to do his kicks for him, because the studio couldn't afford to pay for the funerals of all the extras he would have killed.
I have a friend who was one the stuntmen used in many Walker episodes because he is a karate expert. There was one particular incident where he was supposed to try to spin kick and hit Chuck. Chuck Norris missed his Mark and stepped into the kick. My buddy said he just stood there with his knees shaking hoping Chuck wouldn't get up and kill him. 😆
Word has now that his stunt doubles do crying and emotional scenes instead, lol. It's a shame because it's said that a single drop of his tear can cure cancer instantly.
Chuck Norris never calls a wrong number. You just answered the wrong phone.
When Chuck Norris does push ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the earth down.
Europa H2O Alien bahahhajaj!! Funny shit bro. Lol
Jetty Brownell this is actually not true because Chuck Norris always calls the right person
@Europa H2O Alien buajajajaja
Chuck Norris is so intimidating that even bullets are afraid to hit him.
Darth Vader yeah, but that happens to all 80s action heroes.
Even venomous snakes are afraid to bite chuck norris
This one time someone tried to shoot Chuck Norris, the bullet stopped and asked for directions.
ALL CHUCK NORRIS moments are remarkable!!!
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he saw he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris doesn't shoot guns, he scares the bullets out of them.
When Chuck Norris sneezes, we know it as a Hurricane.
Tsumami is simply a one word description of Chuck Norris farting while swimming at sea.
😳😆😆😆😆😆
John Wick:Who killed my dog?
Everybody: It was Chuck Norris
John Wick:I really didn't like that dog
Eric Lester this is epic
..hahahahaha!
😂😂😂
That was wacky
Dumb...
Chuck Norris is no animal-killer
He’s the good guy..
Cheers
The Hitman, was his most underrated film ever.
I've watched it about a dozen times. ❤it!
Superman reads Chuck Norris comic books.
Chuck Norris once challenged Superman to a test of strength. The loser had to wear his underwear on the outside.
@@e-curb You killed me
Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas to bed.
Superman is a student of Chuck😆😆
Nightwing was trained by Batman
Batman was trained by Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris's beard trims itself.
Vietnam has flashbacks of Chuck Norris
When Chuck was in Korea
@@marchrabbit85, lol😅🤣😆!!!
This isn't Chuck Norris playing a movie role, its a documentary with camera crew following him around.
....
Hahahaha!!
Where’s the Braddock vs. The Rat scene??
Are you dumb
@@thedkm-4894 muito legal
The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
Chuck Norris invented giraffes after he uppercutted a horse!!
Good one
Wait wait wait, the horse lived?
We all can write our names into the snow by pissing...Chuck NMorris can do it into the concrete!
one's chuck Norris write he's name with pen in a mountain
Yoda told Chuck Norris to use the force. Chuck Norris replied "I am the force"
BloodGuzzler A force of One!!!!
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Great!!!!!!!!!!!!
FF
@@edTV2024 ٠٩
Yoda uses the Force...the Force uses Cuck Norris!
Chuck Norris doesn't have emotions. Emotions have Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't need an invitation. The invitation needs Chuck Norris.
Jesus could walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
I just love watching Chuck Norris's remarkable moments.
I love that Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous snake and after several days of sheer agony, the snake died
chuck norris will live forever because death is scared of him
ear1yb1rd well when God is ready to get serious with Satan than he will send for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is actually dead....
Death is just to afraid to tell him
Chuck Norris went into a McDonald's and ordered a "Whopper".
And he got one.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris.
Nice one 🐱🐱
💯
Chuck Norris is one of the great action stars of the '80s. Thank you Bruce Lee.
Chuck Norris doesn't join the army, the army joins Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris makes onions cry.
The ONLY guy who can do the whole, "That's not a knife, THIS is a knife!" bit... WITHOUT the knife!!🤣👍
Chuck Norris is a national treasure.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he glares at it and dares it to grow
Zak Kaufman lol. When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, the tide refuses to come in.
Santa Claus used to be a real person, but he forgot to leave Chuck Norris a gift one Christmas
You call that a hit? That's a hit --- Chuck Norris
THAT FUCKIN KNOCKBACK PUNCH
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 YOU CALL THAT A " HIT"?
💪 THAT'S A " HIT" 🤣🤣🤣
These aren't movies, these are found footage clips of Chucks everyday life.
Chuck Norris does his Grocery Shopping at Home Depot
And he has his nails done at True Value!
He would; that's how smart he is.
Norris can chew thru wood like a termite , lol
Just like Chuck Norris a Smart Ass AMERICAN that proves himself worthy in action! Love his videos ! Especially, when he fought the Japanese Professor in a room.. that was a good Show Down!!
Chuck Norris and Mr. T once punched each other. The known universe has been expanding ever since.
Remarkable, Chuck Norris is so strong. He easily man handles those bad guys like they're children. Sorted them out proper and showed them who is boss.
Chuck Norris is the man this is the reason he can gargle peanut butter
Chuck Norris forces his opponents to gargle peanut butter
You know when ever chuck goes into the ocean all the sharks get out
Do you know why a shark won't bite Chuck Norris? Professional courtesy.
Even jaws would say “ see ya later chuck”
Every Chuck Norris moment it's remarkable!
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door...
HAHAHA!
Pornohub
@@marcnesbitt1500 you can
That's great!
It's called a sonic boom 💥💥😱😱
some people say air force isnt the best branch, then i have to remind them chuck norris was in the air force
Really? The United States Army has the most decorated soldier in World War Two. Lt. Murphy. I do like Mr. Norris, but Mr. Norris never saw combat. So, I do feel that the Army had the best of the best. And you have to understand that all of Mr. Norris actions are planned for him for stage. Now I wouldn't what to be up against him because I know what he can do and I have respect for his training. But Lt Murphy didn't have a script, his actions came out of his desire to live and keep his fellow soldiers alive.
@@danconner504 - And in a real fight, Norris kills him - period. And, I'm no fan of Norris.
If you ever visit Camp Red Cloud , in Korea, you might see a wall-size picture of Chuck Norris.
He studied Martial Arts and Tae Kwon Do while he was stationed there.
@@justafanintexas7913 I never said that Mr. Murphy would win in a fight with Mr. Norris. What is it that I said that brought that on? They are both great Americans with Mr. Murphy having a great Military career and Mr. Norris having a great film career in films. Mr. Norris made films honoring both the Military and Law Enforcement. He went on to become an honorary member of the fame Texas Rangers. He also went on to become a Reserve Police Officer I believe in Dallas Police Department. So, my comment was in no way derespecting Mr. Norris. Sorry I lite a flame under your tail
@@billmurray7473 Tang Soo Do was his first discipline.
Chuck Norris is known to use a stunt double ... but only for crying scenes
LOL
😂😂😂
Boy this is really funny
It is true.. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer - too bad he never cries
It's actually the stunt double who punches other actors, because when Chuck does it, they all die.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a nightlight because he's afraid of the dark, the dark uses a nightlight because it's afraid of Chuck Norris.
its holly wood you wierdo
Yeah, that night light is called the sun.
@@MoonScythe1 lmao!
When Chuck Norris was born he slapped the doctor.
Chuck Norris makes onions cry!
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in
And the Doctor was forever scarred
The bogeyman checks underneath his bed for Chuck Norris.
G!! Takes one to know one eh Tony?🧐😉
Chuck Norris for President of the United States
Too bad its trump.
I wished it was deez nuts.
*Global president
Norris knows as much about politics as an aardvark knows about a bank holiday.
He endorses removing the separation of church and state, and he's a creationist...
If Chuck Norris ran for President,
Putin, Kim Jong Un, & Xi Jinping
would just run.......away.
Unlike another martial arts actor Chuck Norris is the real deal and he lives and practices the life
The man, the gentleman, the master karate expert: Chuck Norris!
Terrorist to Chuck Norris: "You are a dead man". Chuck: "I'm not afraid to die, are you?" Terrorist: "No. Allah protects us." Chuck: Then this shouldn't hurt."
One of mine best movies when i was a young boy...i wanted a beard like him but mine beard turns black and i look more too Bin Laden then too Chuck Norris.haha...
Before he even goes to bed the bogeyman has to check under his bed for Chuck Norris!
Chuck Norris once shot down a jet fighter by pointing his finger and yelling bang.
The best move is the one where he slams a revolving door.
Chuck Norris is a legendary action hero
What? No "When I want your opinion, I'll beat it out of you!" lol, my favorite line ever.
The best line is from Invasion USA, it's just after the terrorists try to blow up the church with a suitcase bomb, he's on the roof above them and says "didn't work huh? Now it will" touch the two wires together and blows up terrorists.
The other good one is after the terrorists plant the bomb on the side of the school bus, Chuck grabs it catches up to their car and says "I think you forgot this" and plants the bomb on the very front of the hood of their car.
Chuck Norris was dropped twice as a child. Once on Hiroshima and once on Nagasaki
Bodgemiester ...noice......
That would explain his political stupidity. Thanx for the info....that nobody was asking for.
@@justafanintexas7913 aww you mad bro?
@@Kevinwayne199 - No, just passing a correct comment.
@Kinosis79 - Sarcasm, Einstein, it's called sarcasm.
The movie "Anaconda" was filmed entirely inside Chuck Norris's pants.
Epic😂😂😂
!!!THE REAL CAPTAIN AMERICA!!!
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
No, dude
That's Bruce Lee
The only guy to defeat Chuck Norris
lol i like this one
Jesus walked on water.
Chuck Norris can swim through land.
I loved "lone wolf mcquad" -"code of silence". he basically looked the same from the 80's thru the walker, texas ranger era with his beard.
When you look up Badass in the dictionary,Chuck’s picture is there.
They say that merely one still frame photo from a Chuck Norris movie is worth more Oscars than the Motion Picture Academy could pay for in a million years.
Chuck Norris went for a walk in the forest. Suddenly a Grizzly Bear leapt onto the trail in front of him. The great beast charged him but when it got close enough to recognize Chuck Norris it stopped and began eating itself.
Did he just punch out a guy with his buddy's head, sweet
What a great compilation, thank you.
The term "dead ringer" originated when an idiot was seated near Chuck Norris in a theater, and was foolish enough not to turn his cell off.
"But after five days of agonizing pain, the cobra died." - Chuck Norris Expendables 2 - 2012
Chuck Norris is one of greatest actors and fighters in history
not at all: Chuck Norris is the only ONE GREATEST....Forever!
Bruce Lee best him
I meant beat
don't think so....
@@akeemmohammed9735 bruce lee is unfortunately dead then chuck is still one of best
ghosts scare each other by telling chuck norris stories around the campfire.
😂😂😂😂😂
Chuck Norris - Real Alpha Male
Chuck Norris doesn't run, but is making the world go round
5:43 Hellbound is one of my favorite movies with Chuck Norris starring in it.
Jason Irelan I own it.
When Chuck Norris goes to the pool, he kicks cement in the bullies' faces
Chuck Norris just beat up Borat in that video!
" In this movie I have problem ...and that problem is Chuck Norris ......"
Chuck Norris can take care of Isis by himself.
Then why hasn't he?
@@justafanintexas7913 that would be unfair for them
Chuck norris can kill an army of ISIS members using a leaf blower
@@BrainPowerSubs Ha ha! Like.
I missed the opportunity to
meet Mr. Norris when my land was used for filming. Wish I had.
Chuck Norris doesn't use land; land makes itself available to Chuck Norris.
1Aredhel1 2 One of my old instructors teaches at one of his schools now and has gotten to meet him several times. I’m super jealous cuz he was my martial arts idol growing up.
Which movie?
Chuck Norris was born the same day Germany surrendered at the end of WW2. Coincidence? I DON'T THINK SO.
georgiamule 1 day earlier, but that makes even more sense
Bullshit,Chuck Norris was born March 10 th 1940 Germany surrendered May 8th 1945
georgiamule yep, definitely not
Robert Young they had a premonition in that case, after all they were involved with Celtic "occult"...
Best movie line ever!!!!! I'll hit you with so many rights you'll be beggin' for a left.
Before the Grim Reaper goes to bed, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
"aren't you going to help him?" ...."nah, there's only 3 of them."
I just love that👊👊👊
Could watch for hours 🤩
its been said that Damon, Neeson, Arnie, Stallone , Statham , all look under their beds at night to check Norris isn't there .
Chuck Norris doesn’t bring destruction.....Destruction brings Chuck Norris
With great beard comes great responsibility
Spam callers don't call Chuck Norris, he calls them!
Back when standing still and letting the opponent knock you out was the real way to fight
they were afraid to run away from Chuck Norris