there were basically 3 videos in this, new one at start, then a dog meme and cat meme video, but i wont do this or if i do i will make it more obvious it is a compilation
VaazkL usually talks like an AI voice with no emotions but when he read out the one where the dog sacrificed himself to save his owner it sounded like he was about to cry
3:28 I miss dirt. Dirt was a cat who was left behind at a Railroad shop on the Nevada Northern Railway. The workers there gave him food and a place to live. Dirt unfortunately died earlier in the year. I actually saw him and pet him once.
My favorite secret law for cat owners is that if they're talking to someone and the other person reveals they have a cat instead of saying "me too" they'll just immediately send a picture of their own cat. Two strangers have a conversation. -> They find out they're both cat owners. -> No more conversation. Only cat pics. And I think that's beautiful.. My own cat just died in April and I miss him so looking at other people's cats helped me a lot. He was a very good boy. I hope I can meet him again in a future life❤
I think that’s the point. Homophobia typically refers to the hatred/fear of homosexuality, however in this context, it means there is no eye the same color, hence “homophobia”
VaazkL: I’ve read this meme before, I won’t do it again Also VaaskL: so anyway, here’s 10 separate memes replayed at least 2 separate times in the same video
I am 6'1 and I am built big because I lift weights. My dog is 14 and she is a very big girl, she is a crisp 60 pounds and to spite that, she is not a small dog. We have a bond and not only because we've had her for years and I rarely even raise my voice at her. I am really the only one that has enough mass and hand width to give her a big ass bear hug and a very furfilling belly rub. No one in my household is big enough to cuddle her like a baby like I do, I do belive my dog loves this.
this 31:14, they did this at my library and I would read to a dog ever week when I was younger; I have dyslexic, so this was very helpful to young me. It was lovely.
2:36 this looks like the space alien dog you'd see in kid's movies, that take place in space, it's funny and adorable. And here's the cat from that same sector of the galaxy 15:16
The one where the dog escaped his crate at the airport felt like this: He saw a squirrel run by and he just ran out his crate's door and chased after it, because you can see the dog is going in a specific direction.
7:47 "The dog outside my morning starts barking every morning." - Vaazkl - IDK what year. I love how he just mis-reads the memes at random times, and doesnt crop it out or ackknowledge it. (Forgive my spelling)
0:58 wait then what *IS* he doing? 3:04 thought he watched it rest on tv- 9:40 scp [ *REDACTED* ]takes the form of a cat and has its skull revealed it lurks within houses between the time ranges of 12:00 AM-4:00 AM if you see it *hide*
This is getting me prepared for now owning 3 small pet kittens. As I’m writing this, they are running around my room. Smacking into things, attacking each other, and every so often I will here a little patter of cat feet as they chase each other across the floor. This is going to be a tough one, guys.
This is my new 2ɴᴅ favorite UA-cam channel. I love the videos and love, love the narration. Please slow down the super-quick snips, though. I don’t want to miss any, and often go back to try to see it and still miss it. I don’t need that kind of stress and disappointment in my life right now. ❤❤❤❤
27:34 Gonna translate this: Hello, “Shop” owner, could you sell some orange cheetos to my dog? Not red ones, because they’re spicy. My dog has a 20$ bill in her necklace. “Atention”, if you don’t treat her well, she’ll bite. From: the neighbour in front. You’re welcome.
Love the vid, but why are there always repeating memes in the long videos? I mean memes that appear twice in the same video
more of a comp, i think though based on feedback i will not do these going forward the way they are formatted, was just testing.
there were basically 3 videos in this, new one at start, then a dog meme and cat meme video, but i wont do this or if i do i will make it more obvious it is a compilation
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@@VaazkLShorts I don't mind the repeating memes. Its sometimes nice getting to see it again.
@@Pigster700agree, especially wholesome memes like this and it's adorable
Dogs and cats are so wholesome- most of the time
cats are assholes or the friendliest little guys ever
Yes. They are adorable - most of the time.
@@embraced1693Some cats just bite and scratch while some just sit on your lap and lick you and loves you
3:57 Yeah... even they know when something's wrong.
My cat's a little gremlin but i love her more than anything
“ a cat with homophobia in their eyes “ 😭💀
I’m dying 😂😂😂😂
the cat is now part of the certified cool bros 😎👌
let's pretend it's Heterochromia 😭
11:52
Lesbians and Gays: Uhhh....
VaazkL usually talks like an AI voice with no emotions but when he read out the one where the dog sacrificed himself to save his owner it sounded like he was about to cry
Timestamp?
3:44
Yeah the dude did kinda sound like it
Blinded by science ghazt
3:28 I miss dirt.
Dirt was a cat who was left behind at a Railroad shop on the Nevada Northern Railway. The workers there gave him food and a place to live. Dirt unfortunately died earlier in the year. I actually saw him and pet him once.
NOOOOOO DIRT
he sounded like he was a good cat.
I don't think he liked his name. R.I.P Dirt
yes rip to dirt. he will be missed remembered and loved@@TheOneTheOnlyShadowedWCUE
My favorite secret law for cat owners is that if they're talking to someone and the other person reveals they have a cat instead of saying "me too" they'll just immediately send a picture of their own cat.
Two strangers have a conversation. -> They find out they're both cat owners. -> No more conversation. Only cat pics.
And I think that's beautiful..
My own cat just died in April and I miss him so looking at other people's cats helped me a lot. He was a very good boy. I hope I can meet him again in a future life❤
11:52 That’s heterochromia, not homophobia 💀
I was going to say that. Seriously, “hetero” is the opposite of “homo” and “phobia” is fear, which has nothing to do with color!
I heard this and immediately went to the comments to see if anyone else caught it. Bravo lmao
Was about to post this, but decided to see if anyone else already had. Nice :)
I think that’s the point. Homophobia typically refers to the hatred/fear of homosexuality, however in this context, it means there is no eye the same color, hence “homophobia”
If all spiders were cats… imagin having a lion clinging to your ceiling
Lion sized spiders replace lions.
@@O111e The baby spiders bite their parents and the parents pretend to be hurt to encourage the spiderlings. Lions keep frogs as pets.
or having a sydney funnel web begging you for food at 3 am in the morning
the sydney funnel web is the most toxic spider btw
You must live in Australia
As a frozen obese penguin Cheeto deer watermelon, I can confirm that cats and dogs are a W
Interesting species name.
Eh cats only for me
Now I'm wondering what happened betweeen your parents
are these all different specie names but combined? ex: frozen obese penguin, cheeto deer, watermelon?
if so, i guess you have 3 parents idk
This is what English sounds like to non-English speakers
1:51
The little smug on her face.🤣
"You saying this is all for me? Neat."
We honestly don’t deserve pets but they all deserve loving homes
I can relate to the dog staring at her puppies. Yup! She’s definitely a mom 😀
18:32
This is the cutest, most wholesome thing a cat has ever done
Your voice is the definition of what I think speaking in lowercase would be like
3:07 "moommmm, can I have a tv?"
"ok sure"
"WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
"hammer sounds"
VaazkL: I’ve read this meme before, I won’t do it again
Also VaaskL: so anyway, here’s 10 separate memes replayed at least 2 separate times in the same video
Trueeee lol
Updates for some animals on this list (I'll do more research later, but I just woke up)
37:27 cat got adopted after a year or 2
The dog protecting the cat seems like pixie and Brutus.
Right?
That dog with the unicorn ear is so fabulously adorable 😊
22:45
That's clearly just a regular human there.
I looked away for a second and all I heard was “auughhuuaaghhhh”
bro this dude literally lifted me outta depression and hes still posting hilarious stuff. idk man
5:27
"yeah bro, he bite"
Pitbull named Annihiliator:
6:08 I had to pause the video to cry. Humans can be so cruel.
I am 6'1 and I am built big because I lift weights. My dog is 14 and she is a very big girl, she is a crisp 60 pounds and to spite that, she is not a small dog. We have a bond and not only because we've had her for years and I rarely even raise my voice at her. I am really the only one that has enough mass and hand width to give her a big ass bear hug and a very furfilling belly rub. No one in my household is big enough to cuddle her like a baby like I do, I do belive my dog loves this.
I love the fact that dogs try to be friends with everybody.
13:53 that cat is going on a crusade. he got the war paint an' everything!
We need more of these
Friend: What are you watching
Me: You have no idea the level of madness happening here
"the bird outside my morning starts barking every morning"
I love thees long videos
i like that this is mostly cat but with dog generously sprinkled in, absolute perfection as someone who likes dogs and cats but likes cats more
4:54 the cat is jealous, get him one too.
VaazKl: I’ve don’t this one before so I’m not reading it
Vaazkl: repeats the same meme in the same video
It gets stale after 5 vids. Like eating other flavors of a snack. Tastes good at first but you always know the off ones.
Cats and dogs have such different energy
Dogs are sweet little babies, and cats are the devil incarnate
1:47 thats a really good dog
Saving a friend.
Is that where "dogs are boys and cats are girls" childhood myth came from?
2:41 and here we see a shat in it's natural habitat
Or a shitten
My cat (our newest one) was rescued and when we go to the vet she poops herself wees her self and drools all over her self.
I’m not crying! You’re crying!! Especially the courtroom comfort dogs. 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥰💕💕💕💕💕
i love how every mistake he makes, he gets so mad at. like its ok.
This reminds me how amazing animals are
7:53 the dog with the pizza is so cuuuuteee 😭
8:47 that cake is brilliant. Somebody has their priorities straight
7:46 the bird out side my morning starts barking every morning😭💀💀
2:42 Its a wild *shat* and a _shitten_ peacfully living in harmony.
My cat chases her tail sometimes and it’s so funny
2:44 I'm DyInG I cAn'T BrEaThE
3:01 awwww❤🥹
5:28 that dog is a hero I hope you lift a happy life onyx you will definitely go to heaven 💐❤️
7:44 "the bird outside my morning starts barking every morning at 6am"
More of these please
Very own bowl*
He said “Own very bowl.”
there once was a sexist cat in my parents garage that when she ever saw a male specimen, she would freak out
0:42 its all games and fun until the black widow cat turns up
As a banan, dogs and cats are beautiful
12:38 I have an idea. Those kits, the gray one is jayfeather, the yellow one is lion blaze, blackie is hollyleaf
bro u gotta tell us this bg music
ur voice and taste in calming music is perfect
We making it out the shelter with this one🗣🗣🗣
Love the unipuppy, the hero dogs are 100% going to heaven beyond heaven
15:16 I believe that all cats are eldritch god, but this one has achieved his final form. A very purr-fect deity...
5:37, florida dog reportingly became feared by fire
11:53 “homophob*a in their eyes” I laughed a little too hard at that one. 😂🤣🤌
this 31:14, they did this at my library and I would read to a dog ever week when I was younger; I have dyslexic, so this was very helpful to young me. It was lovely.
7:46 “the bird outside my morning” 💀💀💀
2:36 this looks like the space alien dog you'd see in kid's movies, that take place in space, it's funny and adorable.
And here's the cat from that same sector of the galaxy 15:16
0:45 oh so then the spider on my back door is just a cat now, thanks
Finally, a happier video
7:45 “the bird out side my morning”💀
The one where the dog escaped his crate at the airport felt like this:
He saw a squirrel run by and he just ran out his crate's door and chased after it, because you can see the dog is going in a specific direction.
12:34
So SorrelTail DID have JayFeather, LionBlaze and HollyLeaf.
7:47 "The dog outside my morning starts barking every morning." - Vaazkl - IDK what year.
I love how he just mis-reads the memes at random times, and doesnt crop it out or ackknowledge it. (Forgive my spelling)
bro 11:54 man I'm dying that cat got the big homophobia
i died on 0:44 , as a person who has cat allergies
0:58 wait then what *IS* he doing?
3:04 thought he watched it rest on tv-
9:40 scp [ *REDACTED* ]takes the form of a cat and has its skull revealed it lurks within houses between the time ranges of 12:00 AM-4:00 AM if you see it *hide*
This is a whole movie worth of memes
This is getting me prepared for now owning 3 small pet kittens. As I’m writing this, they are running around my room. Smacking into things, attacking each other, and every so often I will here a little patter of cat feet as they chase each other across the floor. This is going to be a tough one, guys.
Using the robot spot dog to heard sheep is literally Horizon, Zero Dawn
11:51
... I think they typed the wrong word not gonna lie...
Cat with homophobia in its eyes😂 (I'm dying of laughter lol)
This is a certified 🐈 🐩 classic
indeed🐱🐈🐈⬛🐶🐕🦮🐩🐕🦺
0:19 “I’ve been very nauuuughtyyyy”
Like if you get the reference
It feels illegal for this guy to not put the names of the songs he uses in his videos in the description.
This is my new 2ɴᴅ favorite UA-cam channel. I love the videos and love, love the narration. Please slow down the super-quick snips, though. I don’t want to miss any, and often go back to try to see it and still miss it. I don’t need that kind of stress and disappointment in my life right now. ❤❤❤❤
21:34 the dog be like:"i can only do tricks in the bed"
im chinese, at 6:47 the sign on the doggo actually meant: "bomb searcher dog" but it translated to explosive dog and i cant stop laughing 🤣💀
That "realistic mask" thing needs to be applied to the Cats movie, quick.
9:49 it went from “aww :3” to “OOH
I love this video
6:12 WAIT NO STOP WHY AM I CRYING
kittens are not like their adult version, they are usually playful
The thumbnail looks more like ”dog saves his dinner from being overcooked in the oven”
38:08 jokes on Reddit, my cat lets me rub his belly and he freaking loves it
Same
15:09 even the dog was disappointed by that pun
12:33 that is literally an entire arc about warrior cats
12:28 They’re both angels.
12:17 I BURSTED OUT LAUGHING
20:05 that is legit cursed, it looks like uncle fester almost done morphing into a scottish terrier
15:11 Water bike holder.
Yo bro I am gonna go hop on my "water bike".
Dirt is the mascot for a train station in Eli Nevada, it is a pleasure to meet him.
9:50 "found him"
OH HOW hes so cute!
13:28 i have so many questions and no answers
I love these cat meme😼
27:34 Gonna translate this:
Hello, “Shop” owner, could you sell some orange cheetos to my dog? Not red ones, because they’re spicy. My dog has a 20$ bill in her necklace. “Atention”, if you don’t treat her well, she’ll bite. From: the neighbour in front.
You’re welcome.