But im glad that i got recommended now, because if i got recommended this videos 7 years ago, maybe i will cried everyday because it doesn't work on my cookies
And the floor is made out of floor, then it is made out of floor, then it is made out of floor, then it is made out of floor, then it is made out of floor, then it is made out of floor, then it is made out of floor
yea but sadly minecraft is a garbage game because i lost all my diamonds so if you have it on your phone pc whatever i will come to your house and uninstall it on your phone or pc because minecraft is the worst game ever made (and so it fortnite) play roblox instead
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my throat feels like its on fire
If he can get 9 cookies per 4 seconds then how much cookies does he have after 7 years? i did some of the math so he gets 194400 cookies in one day no breaks. theres 365 days in 1 year assuming he doesnt sleep for 1 year just clicking he will get 70956000 cookies per year now times by 7 he will have 496692000 cookies by now. I dont know if i did the math right i just used multiplication and my calculator.
@@enjei8903 Assuming the average cookie in 2.5” we can safely assume, that 496692000 cookies, if you were to just place them side by side, would equal to... 24,834,600m. At that scales... it would equal to 2x the diameter of the earth. The average room is about 3m long and 2.5 meters high. Assuming the cookies are 5 cm long and 2 cm in height, you would get 60 cookies for the length and about150 cookies stacked on top of each other, then you need roughly 9000 cookies to fill up the entire room. That means... You would need 2759400 rooms to contain the cookies. To add on, this would weigh about 8760 tons, that’s about 7000-8500 cars.
@@mr.k5550 they really dont think they're cool, they're just self promoting and showing off a flashy tick mark, hoping people will click the 100k sub+ channel they have just been lazily offered
Today's episode of this is somehow a part of my childhood: When I was younger and I saw this video, I took a cookie and tapped it and cried to my mom that it didn't work.
@@Befuddledd ooohhh ho ho I was in your position recently, look up "cookie clicker explained" it seems like funny child cute nice cookie game but...it gets REEAALLY dark.
"Hey nicholas whats all this noise youve been making?" "Oh hi mom! Sorry, that mustve been my 63 anitimatter condensers or my new chancemaker-" "What the"
@@CollagenExpert what ew no cow milk is gross.ive lost a want for that. Its not human milk what we SHOULD be drinking is human female milk. And besides itd be fun. And most of did it already but with our mothers lol.
"Back in my day, all we had was a cookie, and it was enough to keep us entertained for hours"
and lots of grandmass
@@topatanimations you have many grandmas who entertain you?
Hmmm
@XaoRu bruh🥸
@XaoRu dayum.
O
I won’t believe it till you hire an army of grandmas afterwards.
I would try to avoid the grandmas because they talk shit about you if you sell any of them.
69th like. ;)
do not displease the grandmatriarchs…
@@jacobc9221 *SUS* 😳😳😳😳
The grandma's are the best.
Imagine how disappointing it must be to eat the last cookie accidentally.
Ikr
Everything multiplies by zero is zero.
if you have siblings that’s a win 🏆
Just make another one and tap, sry, click it
accidentally?
UA-cam recommendations: look he'll literally watch anything
@@therealloganyt237 a what?
@@Axios8 what
t r u e bro
Yes
@@therealloganyt237 what
Can you get together a few billion cookies for an extended version?
That would take a *long* time.
Anime girl thats the joke
@@GB_0110 b r u h-
for a comment that's 6 years old, it's quite funny
I'll be waiting for the extended version
Why is this in my recommended when it was made 7 years ago, i would’ve loved to see this as a child
why are you complaining about it? its a blessing
But im glad that i got recommended now, because if i got recommended this videos 7 years ago, maybe i will cried everyday because it doesn't work on my cookies
@@yusrilaljufri1384 tbh same...
@@maxwu4145 because i would’ve loved it more as a child
idk but same
UA-cam needs to learn, these are the kind of videos that people truly want.
youtube is learning this was on my recommeneded
@Teddy Zeberkiewicz Replying to replying to a reply that is a reply
Yes
Yeah.
IT WAS IN MY RECOMMENDED LOL
"Mom, where do cookies come from?"
"they come from people, Jimmy"
They come from tapping them, tomison
they come from slaveing grandmas
it all started when 2 cookies fell in love..
"They come from a tap of a cookie."
Ok so when do the eldritch grandmas start coming into play?
They only appear when you are ready.
Wow
Hi mom
I WAS HERE BEFORE 500 REPLIES
@Keebe The Kirby plush Ur right
I wonder how it looks when you have billions of cookies
10 minutes ago... I'm just waiting this comment have like 1 thousand likes...
Prolly look like billions of cookies
Jgoes00 Apenas um Otaku only 6 so far including mine
It looks like EASY MONEYYYYY
@Gabriel Germanu kkkkk
Me: *goes on a website I haven't been in before*
The website:
*_C O O K I E_*
ahhaha COOKIES
ah i get itt aaaaa
I says 100 years ago on your thing sans the skelespook
Lmao the 100 years thing fooled me at first
"Then my cousin got the hand of it and flooded her house with cookies"
hang*
@I saw your search history. Hi me
@@eggowafflexs4614 bsdk😢
"This game requires cookies to run!"
"Ah yes, the floor is made out of floor"
And the floor is made out of floor, then it is made out of floor, then it is made out of floor, then it is made out of floor, then it is made out of floor, then it is made out of floor, then it is made out of floor
Lmfao
ua-cam.com/video/MRN38gkXw3U/v-deo.html
Ah, a fellow banana duck. Its good to know the population isnt extinct
Yes.
Idk why people would dislike this video. You wanted cookie clicker in real life, you got cookie clicker in real life.
maybe they wanted to see a real grandmapocalypse
@@rdcatz1278 please no
Ok imma dislike to get epic cookie clicker
yea but sadly minecraft is a garbage game because i lost all my diamonds so if you have it on your phone pc whatever i will come to your house and uninstall it on your phone or pc because minecraft is the worst game ever made (and so it fortnite) play roblox instead
@@DiagonalTanooki what does that have to do with cookie clicker
5 minutes later:
Honey, I'm home! *opens door and gets blasted with 10,000 cookies*
*and sees 100 bakers*
@@lukyfun_ *And an interdimensional vortex*
@@GDNashit and 138 caves
and a *car*
@@ghrndez *_WITH GRANNYS_*
after 8 years i find this on my homepage
everyone gangsta till someone start drag clicking the cookie
XD
Code be like: CIRCLE OF LIFFFFEEEEEEEE AND KOOKIE DA KINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!
I FOUND A SHADE, BROTHER FINALLY!
Crush the cookies and roll your fingers in the dust.
Bolt clicks lol
This is being recommended again, and it just makes me think of how simple videos were back then :)
Oh hi love your videos man
4th ahhaah im so early ahhahaahahaaha HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA oh god my throat hurts
this kid only has 133k subs just stop dude 🤡😂
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa my throat feels like its on fire
it was a vine i think lmfao
7 years later.....
*surrounded in room full of cookies*
Hey guys, I’m about to unlock the Grandmapocalypse
If he can get 9 cookies per 4 seconds then how much cookies does he have after 7 years? i did some of the math so he gets 194400 cookies in one day no breaks. theres 365 days in 1 year assuming he doesnt sleep for 1 year just clicking he will get 70956000 cookies per year now times by 7 he will have 496692000 cookies by now. I dont know if i did the math right i just used multiplication and my calculator.
@@enjei8903 this hurts my brain
@@enjei8903 what do you unlock with this ?
@@enjei8903 Assuming the average cookie in 2.5” we can safely assume, that 496692000 cookies, if you were to just place them side by side, would equal to... 24,834,600m. At that scales... it would equal to 2x the diameter of the earth. The average room is about 3m long and 2.5 meters high. Assuming the cookies are 5 cm long and 2 cm in height, you would get 60 cookies for the length and about150 cookies stacked on top of each other, then you need roughly 9000 cookies to fill up the entire room. That means... You would need 2759400 rooms to contain the cookies. To add on, this would weigh about 8760 tons, that’s about 7000-8500 cars.
@@a.rrosoir316 not alot
And that’s how my grandma ran cookie clicker outta business
that one kid with an auto clicker: *I SHALL RID THIS WORLD OF HUNGER*
heeeyy...
that's me!
heeeyy...
that’s me!
heeyy...
that’s me!
whoever says "Heeey.... Thats me!" next is fartnit player
@@Fluffernater hey shitass, wanna see me rage on bullshit?
0:02 he's macroing 🙄
Wanna ban him
.
@Kenny Alejandro Falcon 🤡
@Kenny Alejandro Falcon y u so salty about him
@Kenny Alejandro Falcon yea like seriously, u already got 114k subs and ur verified
prediction: one of the verified bastards gonna say "after 7 years, why is it in everyone's recommended"
Prediction: UA-cam will be dead in 7 years
@@mr.k5550 they really dont think they're cool, they're just self promoting and showing off a flashy tick mark, hoping people will click the 100k sub+ channel they have just been lazily offered
@@LynchtheFinch ok.
LOL
Then I'll say "your a checkmark, act like it."
I love how youtube is
UA-cam recommendations: lets give this guy an old video
cookie tapper
No
No
*Yes*
Maybe
probably
Imagine how long it took him to make this. He has a gift.
uh like 5 seconds? You get like a baker dozens worth of cookies get a friend make that friend record you while he drops cookies on you
@@gokusamm Yes...LOL
@@gokusamm wow you understood the joke!
@@vaderbuild im a genius duh
@@gokusamm I think he was being sarcastic
You know what's cool? UA-cam recommended this after 7 years.
Still matches the humor smh
Same lol.
And im thankfull
This video is gonna blow up for sure
I know me too
*youtube recommending me this after 8 years:*
America: Cookie Clicker
England: _Biscuit Tapper_
Yep.
absoloutely.
Hello there fellow terraraian
lmao
If we started an internet empire. Yes
“Celebrity reveals: I have never tried cookies.”
Study reveals flavor text isnt that savory
Lol
Scientists reported that the Cookie Farm is polluting rivers
i remember that'
"Moist cookies" - Grandma
dude, i wish this was real.
Wdym it clearly is.
ua-cam.com/video/uT0c7jtdMW0/v-deo.html
@@guythatlikescucumbers6295 stop self promoting 🤡
@@intenselytired9966 he means that u get a cookie for every time u tap a real cookie
It would clearly make us all fat, don't lie!
“moist cookies”- grandma
"Why don't you visit more often ?" -grandma
“You disgust me” -grandma
@@iexistinthisworld "we rise." -grandma
@@elcareemojifome5562 ȳ̷̡͔̫͎̗̘̦͖̦̲͗̈́͒̑́̓͜͠ö̴̢̢̢̧̹̹͚̫̪̳̺͕̗͚̼̝̫̞̹̼̮͔̯̰̰̣͓̗̭̱̰͖͖̰̟͍͖́́́̓̋̀́̈́̇̎͐̂͋͒̽͛̍͛́̈́͆̔̾̎͆̓̇͛͐̃́̃̈́͋̌̂̆͘̚̕͝͝͝͝ư̶̺͖̜̖̙̬̘̬̻̯̟͖̯̳͉̲̺̬̣̻̪̝̓̅̈͌͑̍̾̉͑̋̀̀̆̐̓͋͛̇͆̄̌͆̈́͗̎̐̔̄̑̾̾͂̐̏̀̽̄͘̚͘͝͝͝ ̴̡̨̡̛͕̖͎̝̺̱͇̻̝͔͚̹̱̻͖̙̹̰̻̜͖̜͎͈̫͍̊̒̃̃̉̄̾̑̀̿́̋͆͗̀͋͊̀̈́̓͋͛̓́̑̈́̈́̅̽̊̈̏̉͒̌̄̆̚̕͠c̸̛̛̥̖̫͙̦̊̇̔̌̅̉͒̃̄̅̔͗́̋͋̅̏̾̊̀̐̽̇̐̔͊̈́͒̅̃̔̉̍̅͆͊̑̔̈́̃͘̚̚͠͝͝͠͠ơ̸̧̨̡̤̟͍̄̇͑͒̈́̆͊̐̄͑͆͑͑̽̿̄͑̎̈͊̈́̏̑̎͐̃͊͗̂̀̋̂̀͛̎͑̚͘̕͠͝͝͠ͅư̴̡̧̨̛̛̪̥̬̭͙͔̤͈̯̳͈͙͕̺̝̥͔͉̼̞̻͎͓̯͙̦̘̪͔̞̻̯͍̤̰̖̯̘͎̦͇̌͋͊͌͗̿͌̋̔́̈́̈̎̋̈́͐͂̍̃̍̽͊̕͘͜͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅl̵̡̧̨̡̢̛͔̗̠̳̞̤̤̝̫̳͖̠̖̗̹̖̘͚̤͖̤̖͎̭̮̳̦̪̼̹͖̹̯͇͓̟͚̺̞̓̔́̇̏͋̎̋͗̽͆̄̓̍̓̂́͆̉͆́͒̿͗̉͘̚̕͜͝ͅd̶̢̨̢̡̛̠̩̖̫̭̯̪̯̳̖̰͓̪̙̠͕̟̺̤̈́̀̓̄̆͛͐͆̓͒̍̅͋̒̇̄͋͝͝ ̵̤͉̣͙̠̻̠͎͍͇͑͛͗̄̏̈́̇͂̇̓̔̇̋̂̚͝ͅͅh̴̡̢̢̡͙͈͇̩͈̳̫̤̥̰̮͙̙̲̟̭͖̩̻̏͆̈̀͑͗͋̐͗͐̓͛̎̓̂͗̓͆͝͝͝͝͝͝á̴̧͖͚̼̯̪̘̻͕̤̙̄͌̈́͝v̵̛̛̱̮̬͎͙̞̼̞̖̣͚̰̗̖͔̞̪͈͈͉̆́͐͐̇̇͊̀̆̾̌̀́̄̎͌͌̈́̍͑͋̑̓̉̍̾͐̓͆̉̋́̄͛͛̕̕͘͜͜͠͠͝͝͝ͅȩ̶̨̳̯̞̱͇̼̖̼̗̰̠̠̣̭͇͕̙̤̹͖͓̖̞͔̦̫̘̩͎̲̤̝̜̟̖̘̭̻̲̪̪̠͙̮́͋̈̄̓̀͑̎̾̊̽́̽̐̆̌͂̏͛͗̽͌̾͊̇̋̂̅̍̉̃̋͌͌͐͂̇̔̅̒̆̆̈́̈́͘͘͝͝͝ͅͅͅ ̴̢̧̨̘̪̖̱̗̰͕̯̌̎̀̾̋̋͑̉͛̾̃̅̃̇̄͆̄͛̿̾̆̇͌̐̃̈́́̿̾͛͒̈́̀̿̂̍͌̕̕͝͝͝͝͠͝͝s̶̡̢̧̧̨͉̲͇͎̝͎̺͔̩̤͉̰̩̗̯͉̬̤̭͉̬̗̜̜̠͎̫̦̰͉̅̓̄̀̋̏͊͜͜ͅͅt̴̛̰͖̍͐̈́̃̏͛͂̍̂̀̏́̃̋̔̒̽̂̏̎̅̔̓̄̍̊̍̔̉̿̽͘̚̚̕͠͝ơ̵̢̨̼͓͔͍͖̲̝̳͚̦̪̤̹̝͔͇̝̝̼̣̱̲͖̲̙̻̙͔̖̜̭͚̤̭̣̙̝̫̹̟̠̖̈̊̆̐̈́͌͆̇͆́͆̎̈͑͆̓̏̽͂̎͛͑̉̃́͐̒̄̕̕͜͜͝ͅp̶̢̨̢̠̞̬̹͎̩̭̜̠̜̟̥̬̠̮͓̝̮̣̦̼̬̯̯̹̬̺̔̉́̍̊́̀̉̾̓̏̌̑̂͂̑͊̈́͂͑̚̚͜͝ṕ̷̡̨̢̢̧̯̝̟͈͖͉̼͚̤̖͈̳̤͚̰̜̖͓̘͖͎͚͓̻͔̼̗̮̻̝͓̤̪̈́̉̆̂̔̀̅̾̆̌̆̋̂̿̇̋͛́̕̚͠͝͠ë̵̛̛͈̺̭̯̠͈̤̥̩͔̥̺͙͎͋͒́̃͗́͑̋̈̆̈́͌̾̑͂̂̀̂̅͘͝͝͠ͅḑ̶̛̗̯̜̪̻͇̳̙͕̝͖̟̬̩̪̻̩̲̦͙͕̮͍̳̠̘͔̠̹̤̮̪̫̈́͆͆̑̑͐̉̍̒́̄̎́̿͛͆̎̓̓̈̿̇́̾́̀̊́̓́͋͌͘̚̚̚͜͝͝͠ͅ ̶͙͐i̵̢̨̡̦̭̹̺̲̤̰̠̱̹̞̺͖̝̝͍̺͓̩̦̤̦͉͇̟͓̖̦͛̾̀͑̓̾̂̓̈́͊͐̆̆̀̅̉͒͗̍̽͑̈́̏̉̃͒̅̕͘͜͜͝͝ţ̴̧̦̬͙̱͈̥̝͉̝̬̮̳̰̼̣̱͚͎̊̊̈́̅͒̔̑͋̋̏̉̿̅́̉̽̋̑͂̂̋́̀͘͠.̷̡̧̡̢̧̡̛̳̘̝̭͎̮̪͓̰̬͇̤̠̻̞͉͕͕̥̥̮͇͇͕̣̼́̓͑̓̀̔̾̄͑̄̇͗́̆̂̋̀̈͛̓̑̊̏̈́̽̊̆͆̓̈̂͒̎̓̉̓̉̕͘̚͝͠͝ͅͅͅ - Grandma?
@@iexistinthisworld"You could have stopped it."
-Grandma
"OH NO! I DROPPED MY COOKIE!"
*cookie multiplies itself into infinity*
*- only to create a new natural disaster*
@@Minimum3Dashers They warned you...
I want that ability. And also some cookies. Lots of cookies.
@@GGorsty The power of imagination is limitless. You just have to get it which is the problem...
@@starshot8842 imagine a new color
Grandmas: "Those are rookie numbers"
More like "Those are cookie numbers" am right?
no?
Ok fine i know where the door is.
I have two cats: Spleens, and Tonsils
rookie cookies
yeah. GET YOUR GRANDM A W.
@@nintySW lol
Today's episode of this is somehow a part of my childhood: When I was younger and I saw this video, I took a cookie and tapped it and cried to my mom that it didn't work.
lol
Lmao, simpler times.
@Donald Duck Hello Donald Duck
@Donald Duck general duckobi
Bullshit
I was lucky enough recommended to get recommended this! This is LEGENDARY!
I like when he realizes he has the power, he just goes all out
*he didn’t even hold back*
wtf is wrong with your pfp 😂😂
I would use all my fingers if I had this power lol 😆
I like how this is acting and not real!
@@IsraelCountryCube I like how he knows that already and it's a joke.
This is way better than the recent Chips Ahoy©™️ commercials
Agree
When your kneecaps are dying, but those chips are defining.
i havent watched them but i like their chewy cookies
True
No it’s not we way better also we got nice bake time :^)
Guy: clicks in the cookie
Me: funniest thing I've ever seen
Speed
Yo my bff has the same profile pic and name
Yesssssssssss
Wagooooonnn
SpeeeeedwagOOOOn
heartbreaking ✔
inspiring✔
influencing✔
real✔
amazing✔
creative✔
other✔
racist✔
@@saleh6907 It was just a joke ✔
@@janisianworldforlife1024 And I was joking as well
@@saleh6907 therefore, you don't need to continue
This is amazing and now I can claim my spot before this blows up
I will ride off your future fame and glory
@@smudged4090 no me
You mean like this?
Third?
I guess I’ll join in too
@@junkghost6196 welcome
this seems like the type of video that'll just randomly blow up someday
Oh trust me, it'll happen
Hey I’m trying to get my newest video to 100 likes. I hope your doing well and one like will mean a lot
@@anonymousrabbit3519 the guy who you replied to typed the comment 4 months ago, the video hasn't blown up then yet
@@hydraclan4015 stop
@@hydraclan4015 B1TCH Y0U D0NT KN0W SH1T H4H4
Grandma: "more cookies coming sweetheart!"
Farms: "just harvesting the fresh cookies now boss!"
@@itzaham5986 ok
No i want milllllkkkk
@@Tjarokhfg too bad
Later:
*you could have stopped it*
“Can I get cookie clicker mom”
Mom: No son, we have it at home
Cookie clicker at home:
"I have never seen such beauty." -Everybody
Fake verification mark booooo
@@TheCrunchyGamer :/
@@TheCrunchyGamer r/wooooosh
@@Auragaming1642 thats not a woooosh moment
@@Auragaming1642 woooosh is when people miss a joke and be a dick about it, i was just saying that you shouldn't put fake verification marks
*"Everything began from a cookie..."*
- mutant grandma
High quality content right here. unironically the best short I have seen just exquisite
its on 480p
@@meowskiy its a joke...
@@meowskiy r/woooosh
Its not a short?
@@flamee6969 it is a UA-cam short that is what I was talking about
About 16 million people looked at this title and thumbnail, saw it was a 5 second long video and thought "I need this in my life".
Something about a chocolate chip falling out of one of the cookies makes me feel uneasy
Cool video. In part 2 can you summon the eldritch grandmas from the 7th circle of hell?
.-.
@@Generic_Gaming_Channel ;)
Me who’s never played cookie clicker
Wat
@@Befuddledd ooohhh ho ho I was in your position recently, look up "cookie clicker explained" it seems like funny child cute nice cookie game but...it gets REEAALLY dark.
:D
i love how a chocolate chip just falls off the second cookie
yes
Its the new currency
Kinda p2w in my opinion
Me too
What I will have to go back and look
Yep lol
those cookies actually look really good
Homie made 10 cookies and thought “this is gonna be hilarious”
and it was 😌
@@shadystinks9527 "I'm a genius."
This is great content, idk what you’re talking about..
@@shadystinks9527 ...not 😔
@@Salah.Ad-Din 100% was
get an auto clicker so that you can both rid the world of hunger and give everyone diabetes
YAYNO
yesn’t
GG
no’nt
@@dr.philipino yes-ith-ish-n't-on't-ope-o
"Hey nicholas whats all this noise youve been making?"
"Oh hi mom! Sorry, that mustve been my 63 anitimatter condensers or my new chancemaker-"
"What the"
y u typ 63 insted o 64/minceraf stacc
Sorry those were my 22 idleverse’s and 34 javascript consoles
STFU
@@AvidEscaper Silence.
Those were my 69 grandmas and my 420 cursors
It's all fun and games until he summons the grandmatriarchs
Man got 8 cookies,
"Ferb I know what were gonna do today"
no 9
cookie machine 6000 lol
He clicked 11 times and only got nine, not eight
@@edentenn1310 I didn’t psychoanalyze the cookie video haha
@@LucEliVids I don't think the cookie he started with counted
So it IS 8
UA-cam in 2020: Asmr, among us, more gaming.
UA-cam in 2013: everytime i touch a cookie another one falls from the sky.
imagine asmr smh
Asmr is a fucking lazy way to earn subscribers
Just eat infront of a mic and you got a million views lmfao
Or _type_ _audibly..._ that seems to work well with nuts...
@@eun5oo280 ikr
@@foodynooby lol
When cookies were made in a simulation that they literally turned it into a real thing
why is this thing has 85 likes
Lmao I like your profile pic 😂
😳HOW😳
Lil Uzi vert corn dog
@bayang lincah ayo calm down 😂😂😂
Lil uzi corndog
this is the best short ive seen.
i thought you were gonna edit it but no it is just the cookies falling and its even better lol
Cookie Clicker in real life
Me: im hungry
*grandmas are twice as efficient*
I understand this joke, and I really don’t want to.
Grandma-pocalypse
@Dad of two yo this nigga typed a whole youtube url
@Dad of two it doesnt work
@Dad of two well im gonna make a reply on youtube
I edited this comment so the replies don't make sense
you were right
Mhm. In my recommend rn... xd
HOW
its happening
You weren't wrong
I can _actually_ smell the cookies. Now I'm really hungry.
DUDE, So true ight let's get something to eat my dear
How do you get hungry by smelling something
shut up gacha
@@rebelfriendfilms who asked
@@EvilMeganium wasnt an asking question
No click bate.
No talking.
Not inappropriate.
Just wholesome.
This is what should happen when you click "accept cookies"
Underrated asf
@@pepper2570 ur mom
@@mrpickle8677 cool some 12 year olds
@@d.b.9658 yes i am 12
I've now experienced happiness through staring at a person tapping a cookie
Same
Fingering cookie*
@@sandrohernandez4401 no, just no
@@SandwichPopper ikr
Can't wait to see y'all in another 8 years.
Its been 8 years since i saw you
It's been 1 minutes since I saw you
@@LeoGameRing its been a decade years now were dead,souls remnant
I love the idea of a guy behing the camera just yeeting cookies of the table
I want cookies now, with a big glass of milk.
Or ocean of cookies in milk
Cows breast
Dude deadass
@@CollagenExpert what ew no cow milk is gross.ive lost a want for that. Its not human milk what we SHOULD be drinking is human female milk. And besides itd be fun. And most of did it already but with our mothers lol.
@@adame.9469 Nah. Distasteful.i wouldnt want that MANY COOKIES!! OR MILK!
You forgot the demons and grandmapocalypse.
also the dragon
and causing mass obesity
@@lightlylemony and reincarnation
@@brickwall6332 man i just need to grind a lot to pet the the dragon
@@thegavgt2126 That would just ruin the fun, i like completing games without cheating.
In cookie clicker we buy Grandma’s off the Black Market
In real life we have human trafficking
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In also real life we have all those grandmas to give us the amount of cookies we want
Gkhk
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how to solve world hunger
tiktokers: give people food
educated people:
Accura-
*Grandmas kick in the door*
Granny: HELLS BACK ON THE MENU KIDDIES!!!
Huh?
@@severebald someone haven’t played cookie clicker
Yep hell's kitchen LOL
@@severebald why is your pfp of someone's eyeball?
What?
I've always heard of "cookie clicker" games but never seen one
Same.
@savannah perfect description
@@myrylth only description
Look up cookie clicker
they are called clicker games or incrementals for those wondering
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
Nope 😊
@@RecklessRaelies aww man
It is all u need is a bucket of cookies and throw one cookie at a time down when the person clicks it
"Not by a Jedi"
@@thebiggestbirdreal *So we back in the mine, got our pickaxe swinging from side to side*
This deserves 14 million views
Camera pans to grandma entering the room from around the corner:
"You disgust me..."
"Absolutely disgusting."
*Later*
Grandma: “It will be over soon.”
"you make me sick"
“I thought you loved me”
"Our mind
outlines
the universe"
You have earned a laugh from this very sophisticated Axolotl.
hello fellow axolotl
Am potato but approve message.
@@Anti-Scrollvery sad potato
hello axolotl
Subscribed
Him : Yo can you start throwing some random cookie at the table
His friend :
My man just broked the world physics
"Why do we need all these cookies?"
"Just hold the camera and don't ask questions, the internet will understand."
Basically what happened
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@@stefanieluxenburger1326 😜😗😂🤣😂🤔🤥🤔🤥🤔😐🤔😐🤔🤥🤔🤥
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Qpw7@@florian4012 are 5rffffxddxffffd
this is one of those vids where it's hard to tell if it was made 12 years ago or 2 weeks ago
Lol ikr I was looking at your comment and was wondering when it was uploaded than I saw 8y ago. Astonishing.
I just realized, WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK LIKE IN MY HOUSE
NEITHER, IT WAS 8!
This hit my recommended 3 times. This will blow up. Trust me. Give me a month or two. Easy.
Nah youve just been watching cookie clicker videos. This only appeared in my reccomended after i looked it "all achievements cookie clicker"
@@weaponizedestrogen They appeared in my recommended as well, and I haven't watched Cookie Clicker for years
@@weaponizedestrogen the last time I've watched a cookie clicker video was a year ago and this was in my reccomend
bababooey
Well it has 500k views
Not what i searched for but for damn sure what i needed.
Welcome to season 69 of funny videos in my recommended from almost a decade ago
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I like how it looked like he spammed after those first two taps, but it was actually accurate to how many cookies dropped after. Nice
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everybody gangsta untill he makes GTA irl
''hey guys here's GTA in real life''
*jumps off a building and lands into a cutscene*
''so anyway where's that place you told me about?''
so first get your gun and your mask and then go to the bank and ask everyone to put their hands up
*shit-*
@@imbopam198 DAVEYY
you can find gta in LA and everywhere in america. it's based on facts and gta is real
8 years later, youtube said to me, “I recommend this to you 👍🏻”
somehow this is more addicting than the game
Bullshut
Egg c,f,ccccjvc g cbc gfhixkifl full roadkill kjjjjj
Up next on Cookie Clicker in real life: *raising grandma from the dead to help make cookies*
😮
First u need many candles and a very hungry child ( even if he’s not hungry u can lie and say he is )
LMFAOOOO!
instant diabetes: live-action
This deserves more likes! XD
This would be great for people who just randomly wants cookies 🍪 and only has one left.
cookie lul
Dude I have laughed several times within a year to someone tapping a cookie. Help
why is your tv broken
@@denz8ty648 Because it stopped working, probably.
@@overforest1195 OMG
Legends say he’s still getting unlimited cookies and giving them to homeless people ✊🏻
in 2013 they were skinny and poor in 2020 they have diabetes and majority of them died
@@harz999 r/cursedcomments
@@Andre6k57 yes
@@harz999 this is still cursed
Legends suggest that he might have solved world hunger
Gotta love the chocolate chip falling off the cookie
Didn't even notice that lol
I wish it were so with my cookies
did i ask
@@Rose-kx1zx your mother is gay
amogus
@@Rose-kx1zx yes
@@Rose-kx1zx did he or we ask? No we fucking didn’t.
Did I seriously just try this?? My god, being sick as fucking hell is making me lose braincells-
Edit: my fucking spelling--
That’s implying that you had brain cells to begin with.
@@noahlovato7331 damn bruh
@@noahlovato7331 bro why do I smell bbq
@@noahlovato7331 lollll
@@noahlovato7331 "bro, I know you're blind but you have to see this"
Oh no I've spilled my cookie.
"You've killed us all!"
Nooooo!-*chokes on endless cookies*
Oh-ho-ho, how the turntables…
Haha asdf reference
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@@fintansteel شسشششششش
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Legend says to this day he is still clicking the cookie and has over 100,000 cookies 🍪