ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear summer
The amount of pure cancer you buy is astounding. And the fact you can make so many people watch it is even more astounding. Can't wait for the next episode Max!
It's a shame he's limiting his entertainment value to opening stuff nobody wants to see instead of getting roasted on his let's plays for not knowing type matchups
I like how for the Ryan’s toy review toys they’re literally selling a real human child in Halloween costumes do his parents not see how creepy it is marketing and selling a cheap plastic version of their son or where they too blinded by money, the greedy bastards.
He says he has lots of toys and cards in "storage" which I imagine is a house-sized warehouse full of boxes of all of his prized possessions next to a bunch of worthless plastic trash.
@@guidetoanything ...Shit. That means he has to pay monthly fees for the space, right? If it works like American storage facilities. I never even though about that.
@@em_birch I'd imagine so, unless his family owns a storage room. I would assume that for all the money he spends on collectibles, he probably doesn't splurge on other things like Gucci shoes or whatever.
@@guidetoanything I sometimes do wonder about how much money Max has, and how much he spends on stuff for the channel, and then where all that stuff goes. It's a bit mind boggling. That's something I really like about Max though. He's such a normal dude compared to a lot of people who've been at the "internet personality" game for a while. Like you said, he's not the show offy type. Actually, a friend of a friend once met Max and said he was a genuinely nice dude.
Yea I wonder the thinking process of the walmart employee putting a high quality cards against humanity pack along side these low quality kids toys in a bargain bin.
The ‘crossbow’ that came with the LEGO figure is two wands on a little splint you need the break them off of. Like those Japanese build them yourself figures. It’s pretty cool that LEGO gives you a spare like that
I know you probably got a million comments about this but I just wanna throw my hat in the ring- it's called "LEGENDARY Gary" because that version of the Devil is from the movie Legend, you foolish foolish man.
I was looking for this comment because I was going to post the same thing. Unfortunately, there weren't a lot of people pointing it out, but I didn't want to be one of those people who were in a long line of others pointing it out. So you're good.
I died laughing with the DC nester toy. The way you freak out and say “I’ve seen enough!…WHAT IS THIS THING?!” I love your videos. And I just started watching them.
You're not alone. I hate things being popped, like balloons. I go into a panic attack when something pops. It's just as terrifying as thunder, fireworks, and lightning.
I realize that the packaging to the grocery gang says trash pack which is a different line. So they didn’t even have the money to make a new toilet container.
Personally, I'd love to see a Garbage Pail Kids episode. Bit of info, though: they're all different characters, but each character has two names, so you could wind up with 'doubles'.
I wonder what the chinese kids feel when they make Ryan's Ryan's World toys. i want to go to the factory see how they struggle while this kid has his own toy line.
Vipere Because technically it’s not HIS channel, but his parents’ channel. It’s basically just exploiting him for views and I think it’s disgusting, but UA-cam can’t ban him.
Lol, bold of you to assume they even get a chance to even sees Ryan's YT channels. They probably were just told "just do this, and you get money for your poor family"
@@ShatteredGlass916 they actually do get to watch they're told that if they make toys they'll make money and one day they'll make enough to be like him
Morgenergy I hope when he’s older and doesn’t get any of the money he sues his parents. He needs to screw them over in a big way considering the way they’ve taken advantage of him
@@jamesosborne7782 The problem is you need money to sue in the first place. Probably averages out to about $10,000 if you're unlucky. But yeah, when he gets the money, hope he does.
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maxmoefoePokemon milk
MAXMOEFOE I COMMENTED BEFORE YOU BOY
HAMBURGER
@Random Bob yeah, not gonna happen
maxmoefoePokemon where's petscop 2
If toy story was real, I'd feel bad for anything in maxmoefoes possession
Maxmoefoe is basically Sid from toy story
Imagine Max’s dancing Pokémon in the Toy Story universe
@@sup209 😂😂
Theres thousands of toys that can befriend eachother and murder the lesbian in her sleep though
I had the same thought, except for the existence of the first thing he opened. Its just a head full of goo, where another head lives inside of it.
It’s incredible how useless and awful and garbage most of these toys are😭
yet they’re making a fortune thanks to him
ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear summer
Toys ware better when they first came out
I agree feminism ruined everything
Idk the overwatch one was decent
Candy character sounds like something they’d call a gay person in the 50s 😭
Dont be a fink, ya pinko commie candy character
güd
@THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN fucking epic comment
Hey, do you reckon the fella on the corner of the street is a candy carachter?
You have made the perfect comment
I actually feel really bad for Ryan because it seems like his parents are exploiting him.
Ye they are tbh.
Oh wow you just realized
@@peepeepoopoo4386 I didn't _just_ realize, I've known and just never commented on it.
This is true :(
plus their products are terrible... kids are begging for overpriced flimsy trash
The amount of pure cancer you buy is astounding. And the fact you can make so many people watch it is even more astounding.
Can't wait for the next episode Max!
It's a shame he's limiting his entertainment value to opening stuff nobody wants to see instead of getting roasted on his let's plays for not knowing type matchups
U k
LMAO
the guy behind him in the store SO MUCH CANCER!!!!!!!!
This is Ryan’s World. We are just living in it.
Nice shy gal profile pic.
ryans reality
I was not mentally prepared for that knowledge bomb.
Always has been
Nice King of the monsters reference
Hes getting all his videos out now since he doesn’t have much time left cause of the black mold
so you're saying he's gonna die and there's gonna be no more man child.
@@memelylife6524 one can only hope
@@Lameashellcosplay so this guy hates max since he knows hes gonna die soon
@@memelylife6524 uh no? This is clearly a joke.
@@Lameashellcosplay oh i thought he could read the future
I love how he hated MojMoj in the beginning, but slowly grew excited for it towards the end because it isn't nearly as disappointing as the others 😂
I have like 7 mojmojes and they're kinda funny I throw them at my walls
same with the bungees
I love how in the cards against humanity "Fantasy pack" is a card that just says "Gender Equality"
Do they normally just put full on jokes on the cards?
Only true gamers will laugh
Bruhhh 😂😂😂
YoshiTheGuy yes.
Is that a konosuba reference?
i feel like once ryan's world grows out of his cute sellable child phase he's going to make videos like this
And he's going to be abandoned
they're just gonna go to the secret money bunker and get another child slave clone to make more videos
Same with jojo siwa
@@humanleader184 yess
@@humanleader184 omg xd
I find it hilarious that Max and Ryan’s World essentially post the same type of content.
Yeah but essentially is where it stops.
Much better commentary here.
Except max is more mature 💀
I love your pfp
But his fingers are way sexier
That’s weird my dude. You got like a finger fetish?
I love how most of it is just cheap plastic wrapped in cheaper plastic, packaged in even cheaper plastic
I like how for the Ryan’s toy review toys they’re literally selling a real human child in Halloween costumes do his parents not see how creepy it is marketing and selling a cheap plastic version of their son or where they too blinded by money, the greedy bastards.
Have you seen JoJo Siwa? All her merch is just her face on everything. That's how most merch is for people and it is weird.
Yeah. They're money demons.
lol I Agree
@@SparkyGecko jOJo sIwa RaInbOw BoW!! And It`s literally just a normal bow with jojo siwa packaging
Jojo and ryan have so much money they will be bored of it soon
The only Netflix series i will be willing to watch
First anime adaptation they manage to get perfectly
Toluj330 Took them so long, but they finally gave the people what they want
@@Toluj330 they actually did great considering how trash the manga was
Eat me
ape man open child toys is the best series ever
Just imagining Max waiting in line at a Walmart with a cart full of junk toys is hilarious
bold of you to assume he didn't use ｓｅｌｆ ｃｈｅｃｋｏｕｔ
Distant kid relatives Christmas shopping
we have Kmart in Australia
Très son le selon maintenant kilométrique kilomètre kg octobre unique
@@briangeogineoifancyyou4078 ok then the sef cehckout line smh
it’s so weird to go back and see how little breakfast foods there are, and to not hear the HASHBROWN
Coward
Can't wait for Ryan toys reviews to hit puberty and rebel against his parents
*There just whip him...*
Watch, he's gonna disappear when he turns 14, and 4 years later he'll be back with Ryan Fleshlight Reviews
I believe this will happen
He'll probably shut his channel down and his parents kick him out
I feel bad for the dude
I legitimately want to see that hat on Snorlax in the future.
When Ryan grows up hes gonna expect his school lunch to arrive in a giant kinder suprise rgg
>when Ryan's baby doesn't come out his wife in a giant kinder surprise egg
He ain't going to school hes made millions of dollars
rgg
When Ryan turns 50, he's gonna expect his kindereggs be served on the side of each meal at his "Ryan's Game-Reviews" setup in his mom's basement.
When Ryan grows up he’s gonna get bullied
If I remember correctly, the Cute But Deadly Overwatch figure he pulled, the white Reaper, is actually relatively rare in that box. Good job, Max.
Can’t wait to see a literal mushroom growing out of those 3 chunky boys because of the new type of bioweapon max creates from fungus
Imagine being a non English speaker watching this without context
Hahahhahaa
Aca estoy xd
I read it as "im totally not a english speaker watching this without context"
I aint one
Hola
Ah yes, another episode where this goblin hordes nothing but his valuable trash
The homeless goblin opens the trash from the bottom of his trash pile
@@catlover66677 He just wants is GOLD
@@jackberberette5093 GIVE THE GOBLIN SOME GOLD
@Kairyuu Cruz To be honest, same
@Kairyuu Cruz Yeah lol
2:27 the way he just Paused at that moment he was so done LMFAO
Words cannot express how excited I am for next episode's breakfast-food lore.
I feel like Max has a whole seperate house dedicated to hording all the crap he buys
He says he has lots of toys and cards in "storage" which I imagine is a house-sized warehouse full of boxes of all of his prized possessions next to a bunch of worthless plastic trash.
@@guidetoanything ...Shit. That means he has to pay monthly fees for the space, right? If it works like American storage facilities. I never even though about that.
@@em_birch I'd imagine so, unless his family owns a storage room. I would assume that for all the money he spends on collectibles, he probably doesn't splurge on other things like Gucci shoes or whatever.
@@guidetoanything I sometimes do wonder about how much money Max has, and how much he spends on stuff for the channel, and then where all that stuff goes. It's a bit mind boggling.
That's something I really like about Max though. He's such a normal dude compared to a lot of people who've been at the "internet personality" game for a while. Like you said, he's not the show offy type.
Actually, a friend of a friend once met Max and said he was a genuinely nice dude.
Every sticker should be randomly stuck all over the w̶a̶l̶l̶ *desk* so eventually it's covered
Lol
Yes thats what needs to happen!
Agreed
YES!!!!
max should get a sticker book
seeing max not taking apart the wands broke my lego building heart just a teeny bit
Same here - that's my favorite part
I like how gender equality is in a fantasy pack
FUCKKK BAHAHAHA
God the amount of half assed "collectable" "series" toys is ridiculous
The point is to encourage you to get more. But when they look like... *That* then it kinda defeats the purpose
then there's cards against humanity.....
Yea I wonder the thinking process of the walmart employee putting a high quality cards against humanity pack along side these low quality kids toys in a bargain bin.
I’m just imagining a shelf full of bags with just Ryan’s face at a Walmart
yeah, that exists.
i've seen it.
I’ve seen them, it’s a thing, and Targets have a huge egg
LMAO
welcome to America. You see his face everywhere. Ive even seen toothbrushes with his face on it
@@Clickbaitdetective I had seen one
it’s great how the first thing max think of when he opens a toy is *_ME BANG TOY ON DESK_*
The ‘crossbow’ that came with the LEGO figure is two wands on a little splint you need the break them off of. Like those Japanese build them yourself figures. It’s pretty cool that LEGO gives you a spare like that
I'm time travelling to the pre-"HASHBROWN" universe.
I was literally just thinking that lmao
Ryan looks like he was forced to smile-
He is
Riley Burne I- oh ok then...
😀👍
He probably was
its obvious
I know you probably got a million comments about this but I just wanna throw my hat in the ring- it's called "LEGENDARY Gary" because that version of the Devil is from the movie Legend, you foolish foolish man.
Lol
I was looking for this comment because I was going to post the same thing. Unfortunately, there weren't a lot of people pointing it out, but I didn't want to be one of those people who were in a long line of others pointing it out. So you're good.
Max: "I hate hangers"
Also Max: *Literally buys hangers*
He prolly bought them so he could incinerate them later
@@Buster_Boxxer2003 he means like clothes hangers its a joke
Unicorn ball: exists
Deviant art and tumbler: “sweating intensified”
Inflation-Lovers: OwO what's dis????
@@ZerryBerrytheSpaceRaccoon crush > inflation
LMAO
Mmm stop sweating that's kinda cute 😳
Squeak squeak
His house could get robbed and he wouldn't even notice anything was missing.
true, also i made this 69 likes
@@siliaplecar Thank u for your service.
‘Tis’ now 240, sauire
@@MisterHands-eh3ps blessth thy
M’lord, thy has amassed 374 supporters
Dang as a 39yo the memories came flooding bk when you pulled out the garbage pail kids pack !! Cheers for the nostalgia dude!!
Max: "I will not stoop this low that I'll collect all the Ryan variants"
Narrator: "He stoops"
"He stoops" Would be a great t shirt design
Dad walks in, "Son what are you doing?" me: " Watching a grown man nameing breakfeast foods and open children toys."
Dad: im proud of you son
@@mplodingmonkey0068 son: I'm winning dad
@@magicboyo2110 dad: hi winning I'm dad
ur winning son
😂
It's sad how much that Ryan's toy review's parents monitise the kid
Yeah as he grows up he'll be very... interesting, to say the least
it's also sad that he's so successful. his content is absolute cancer and his family have made millions from his videos
@Pink Guy *his parents
Damn I feel sorry for him, his a very thicc boi now, was in pretty good shape a few years ago
Hes at risk for future suicide
I died laughing with the DC nester toy. The way you freak out and say “I’ve seen enough!…WHAT IS THIS THING?!” I love your videos. And I just started watching them.
2 videos in one day that means....
Massive legend is back.
Technically 3.
Both subscribed to maxmoefoe gaming and Pokemon gang
DOUBLE UPLOAD
Fun fact: Cards against Humanity bought an island in Maine and they called it Hawaii 2.
Wow
lmao
3:18- WHY MUST YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY
Just keep adding stickers until the entire desk is covered
why stop there. layer the bitches up
I agree
And choke as many fish as possible
Put all the stickers on top of each other
"Fantasy card pack"
*Gender Equality*
I see what you did there CAH
Literally half of the comments are this
Christ imagine paying a dollar for that bootleg and somehow still getting ripped off. That toy depresses me
No one:
Max: "I love the quality, such a clean back"
1 sec later
"I hate it for everything it is!"
Has the "Bruh" and "Jeff" counter come in yet??? I can't find him in comments!
I can’t either :( there was a few solid Jeff’s in there
Bruhjeff
Jeffbrah
The kid in the thumbnail is going to be my reaction when Max inevitably destroys the new chunky boys
I TRIGGER PEOPLE shut up
@@gam_lol bite my shiny metal ass
This is not write this might make bread slice blue in a car parks while my bench gets sit and might be charge pillow while bin is red
@@itriggerpeople4433 He sounds pretty serious i wouldnt mess with him.
Why are you everywhere
I just got this recommended to me and I can't stop laughing. This is amazing, dude!
Freddie McMuffin I especially liked the second fried egg
I thought you died kakyion
@@lucasritter1252 A magical cherry brought me back
In the thumbnail, I can't tell if Ryan was edited to look like he hates his existence or not
I love how gender equality was in the fantasy pack. I love cards against humanity.
>w*men
My face was like 😐 through most of those but that didn’t even occur to me LOL. That’s the funniest card in the pack by far.
LMAO
I think it's because they try to make the cards as awful as possible
Haha so funny.
You're not alone. I hate things being popped, like balloons. I go into a panic attack when something pops. It's just as terrifying as thunder, fireworks, and lightning.
You wouldn't enjoy guns then.
@@craigjones9992 dude shut up 😆😆😆
I think you should keep up with the stickers. Eventually you’ll have a cool “stickerbomb” look.
Sounds like if Max ever has a child his 3 meals a day will be bargain bin toys
9:42 i cant tell if the sound of the crib hitting the wall is an effect or max's pure strength
Max's pure strength for sure.
This is Ryan’s world. We’re just living in it.
Bred 2 help, I’ve been locked in Ryan’s basement for the past 5 years. I’m on the brink of madness, send help immediately
Homer Griffin lucky you get free hulk car
The world is all Ryans?
Always has been.
Cant forget Eddsworld
@@itergryfn9851 The reverse aging process has begun. When you will be young enough you will join Ryan. You will repent your sins.
The bois' mold has finally ruined your tiny brain, you are opening Ryan's toys
I loved how when he was opening the cards against humanity it just got more and more weirder as he kept going and then stopped 😂
"Fantasy Pack"
"GENDER EQUALITY"
If you slam the Ryan toys is it considered child abuse?
Sus
I wonder how badly Ryan will get bullied after elementary
even if he does, he’ll have more money than the rest of those kids combined.
Nah if anything they would only bully him out of jealousy of his wealth.
@@Chef8985 *his parents' wealth, he's most likely not in any contracts or anything, so it will probably just go to his parents
Nah bruh he will get private school
14:54 the trash pack was mooses old version of the grossery gang from like 2012 so they must just be reusing a lot of the old molds
When you rolled that hot wheels car instead of throwing it you instantly earned my respect. I commend you sir
I realize that the packaging to the grocery gang says trash pack which is a different line. So they didn’t even have the money to make a new toilet container.
I used to collect grossery gang when I was young. when I first saw that I was very confused.
@@Gunlegs_Mcgee2077 yeah when grossery gang came in 2016 i was a little confused why they renamed the franchise
@@NessKwik0 I think it was a spin-off
@@Gunlegs_Mcgee2077 It wasn't sorry. Its made by the same company.
@@thestupid7281 I know that.
Ahhh yes one of my favorite series in Max's channel.
I like how Max just increases the amount by 4 each time he uploads these kind of videos
I love the new Pokémon mascots I’m gonna be bummed when they meet their fate
Any guesses on how they'll meet their fate?
@@surpriseraisin5892 lava
“Whatever this is” are Harry Potter wands you have to break it from plastic. 😂
Raj Rock no it’s a crossbow cuz u can’t break it if it does not tells u
TAZE Alex 😂
They are in kung fu pandas ass now
Max: *Absolutely hates hangers*
Also Max *Keeps buying them anyways*
I ain’t gunna lie the cards against humanity stuff was the best thing out of all
Man ryan on that packaging looks so dead inside like “ pls help me I’m forced to make videos to make my parents rich”
He looks like he is terrified on that packaging to be honest. Not surprised tho
Makes sense for gender equality to be in the fantasy pack
20:12 Why is nobody talking about how max spent the time to find that picture?
:3
10:54
“Ohhh, I think I like the back more than the front!”
*I see, a man of culture*
Thats what he said
Megan Lawther umm... yea and?
Its a sexual innuendo from straya mate. How hard is that? - thats what she said. You get it? Settle down tiger😂😂😂
Megan Lawther nah mate, that was my intended joke like why do you have to say that’s what he said? Like you’re treating me as if I was pissed 😂
@@kozuu8024 k
I love Garbage Pail Kids! You should definitely open more. The artwork is so good.
2 years late. Yeah that actually caught me off guard with how creative and bizarre those designs were
Personally, I'd love to see a Garbage Pail Kids episode.
Bit of info, though: they're all different characters, but each character has two names, so you could wind up with 'doubles'.
Max when he’s opening the Minecraft mystery box.
Max: Complete silence
Max: “Wow it’s Medusa cube!!!”
My mind was just blown. That’s a desk. Next you’ll tell me the cards are all made of paper.
"What's this excess little beard hair?"
It's a woman Max, that's a ponytail
I’d love a garbage pale kid video. I love the art
You could have a really out there video title too, and it wouldn't be click bait
idk why but the *STOP WINKING AT ME* made me laugh so much. The agression💀
*_𝕊𝕋𝕆ℙ 𝕎𝕀ℕ𝕂𝕀ℕ𝔾 𝔸𝕋 𝕄𝔼._*
I wonder what the chinese kids feel when they make Ryan's Ryan's World toys.
i want to go to the factory see how they struggle while this kid has his own toy line.
Why is a child allowed to have a UA-cam channel anyway?
Vipere Because technically it’s not HIS channel, but his parents’ channel. It’s basically just exploiting him for views and I think it’s disgusting, but UA-cam can’t ban him.
Lol, bold of you to assume they even get a chance to even sees Ryan's YT channels. They probably were just told "just do this, and you get money for your poor family"
@@ShatteredGlass916 they actually do get to watch they're told that if they make toys they'll make money and one day they'll make enough to be like him
@@fidelgarcia2224 ah, you mean:
"C'mon now, if you don't work hard, you cannot buy more toys like Ryan'sWorld" -bullshit huh?
Hell yeah man, open some garbage pail kids. They have some pretty dope art
I only really just started watching Maxmoefoepokemon, so I'm making my way backwards and seeing the lack of breakfast items is quite saddening
SAME
Who else is watching in 3008?
This infinite Ikea has a phone rack so yea I am watching in SCP 3008
This is the most joy I’ve experienced in a long time and it came from me watching a grown man playing with kids toys
What happened to the “Hey guys massive legend here?”
Massive legend is gone we now only have massive UA-cam version on BoJack Horseman but without all the sex beciase he's an incel
No massive legend. Only 🎶 "maxmoefoe's postcard collection!!"🎶
I don't know
Maxmoefoe’s postcard collection is unironically my favorite part
I think why i love him so much is the way he says certain words like chocolate or sticker
The unicorn balloon looks like the animals balloons from Shrek
Bruh
Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me, inflate me and leave me in the shed
"Aww that unicorn ball looks cute!"
"Its like one of those Deviant-art vore arts..."
"NEVERMIND!"
And he popped it because, we don’t want to be reminded of those.
Just looking at Ryan’s toy reviews gives me crippling depression
Edit:damn 150 likes that’s amazing!
Crazy fact, that kid made 26 million dollars last year.
I know
DaT oNe DaNk BoI Correction: his parents shafted him of 26 million dollars last year.
Morgenergy I hope when he’s older and doesn’t get any of the money he sues his parents. He needs to screw them over in a big way considering the way they’ve taken advantage of him
@@jamesosborne7782 The problem is you need money to sue in the first place. Probably averages out to about $10,000 if you're unlucky.
But yeah, when he gets the money, hope he does.
I like to think that he is slowly creating an army out of bargain bin toys
“What mystery Ryan will we receive today? We have
Rÿäñ.”