I liek this show bc Bert always lets the guest look good so I get a fair chance of who the guest is, especially when idk the guest and find them only through this
I felt like a pinball after this interview!! It was all over the place...so many unfinished stories and interrupted shifts in the conversation!! Food looked good though!!
She is a female Bert, I think her entire personality is performative. Like that’s just who she is 24/7. Props to the husband, I think I would find that tiring.
That's how foundation usually works. It never really matches the rest of their skin tone. Look at any woman's neck or arms with a full face of makeup. You will see.
36:39 I've never seen Bert ruin a story more than this one. Guy is just getting to the point of the story where the girl's Dad catches him in the closet with his daughter and Bert interrupts with the useless question "What ethnicity are you".
I made it 4 minutes. No idea who these people are but after hearing his "elevator pitch" im 100% done with pyramid schemes and social media famous people. Get a fucking real skill
It's highly unlikely. In addition to warning against the harm that could be caused by perineum sunning, doctors are also very skeptical about the purported benefits. Dr. Prather tells Allure that there is no scientific or medical merit to the claims.Aug 10, 2022
Yes! A rack on a sheet pan in the oven is perfect. At home I use a frying pan with water almost covering the bacon. It takes longer but it renders the fat evenly without curling the bacon and gives you time to get everything else ready because you don't have to flip it until the water evaporates.
I told my husband if I ever got fat to shoot me...we have since had 6 kids together and I'm very overweight...I work out an hour a day and try to eat right...and just put myself on the backburner for so long. .but my husband is amazing and I'm the pits of my depression, made me look into the mirror and tell myself that people love me, I matter and I love myself( many times that last sentence took an hour to say). He tries to motivate me and never puts me down..hell, he still fucks me like I'm a hot 25 year old. We have been together 20 years and I was so hot when we first met... But I will definitely give the podcast a listen and see if I can get some good tips out of it. Also..on the husband stitch..I had an ob give me thatwithout my consent .It fucked my vagina up and the skin healed terribly..and my husband said it wasn't noticeable.
This is my least liked Somethings Burning ep. This female is interrupting/ignoring her husband and putting him down on TV, I don't care to hear their personal drama. She stated many times in the episode her husband won't "let" her do this or that. She was just too much for me.
Ok, so somebody needs to teach Bert how to make mayo, cause the sauce pan is not how its done. You need a tall thin container that just fits the stick blender add all the ingredients, pulse a few times, then hold the button and pull up. What Bert made was a dressing base lol.
Omg that looks like my family talking at the dinner, litteraly interupting everyone, and nobody ever finishes a sentence
The king of taking the conversation over to tell his story, meets the queen of interrupting😂 poor mike
Haha, all I could think was Mike must not get a word in much ever.
Omggg yesss!!
Bert missing her "nightmere" reference at 30:35-ish is pure Bert. I see you girl😂
😂😂😂 I was wondering if anyone else caught this!!
i knoww rightt
Had to hit rewind to make sure I heard it 😂
Came here just for this....I heard it immediately. haha
How does someone in the wellness world not cook?
Good question. Influencers being influencers without being useful, as usual.
And drink as much as they brought up.
Rich Nepo babies don’t find it chic to cook for themselves…well known fact
More money than useful skills.
No 💩
I liek this show bc Bert always lets the guest look good so I get a fair chance of who the guest is, especially when idk the guest and find them only through this
Lauryn says nightmeer like Bert lol
bert didnt notice it since he always think thats just how it's pronounced 😂
Dude's hair looks like a lego attachment you'd pop on a character's head
maybe we should take some notes cuz it got him that smoking hot wife of his since age 13
I had no idea who this couple was so didn't bother watching when I first saw the video come up, it was actually quite a good episode
I felt like a pinball after this interview!! It was all over the place...so many unfinished stories and interrupted shifts in the conversation!! Food looked good though!!
That's the kind of conversation you get when everyone is full of shit
Yeah wayyyy too much Adderall in this room
How do wellness influencers not know what keto is.
I quite literally *never* saw this mashup coming - but I’m into it! 🤜🏼🤛🏼
Your also Into women being men
He definitely broke the Mayo by adding in all the oil at once 9:30
I Hope they told you that their brother in law is a huge fan
Love you Bert - but something just feels off about Lauryn. Didn't feel very genuine.
She is a female Bert, I think her entire personality is performative. Like that’s just who she is 24/7. Props to the husband, I think I would find that tiring.
@TheCrawf28X15 Yeah better off being with a 300 pound chick who has no aspirations hey 😂
13:31 Bert leaving fridge door open lol
Every episode...
This podcast episode was a workout in itself
I can’t unsee that her arm isn’t the same color as her face
That's how foundation usually works. It never really matches the rest of their skin tone. Look at any woman's neck or arms with a full face of makeup. You will see.
If “Comedian” -> watch
If “Wellness Guru” or otherwise -> skip
Hater.
36:39 I've never seen Bert ruin a story more than this one. Guy is just getting to the point of the story where the girl's Dad catches him in the closet with his daughter and Bert interrupts with the useless question "What ethnicity are you".
I made it 4 minutes. No idea who these people are but after hearing his "elevator pitch" im 100% done with pyramid schemes and social media famous people. Get a fucking real skill
It's highly unlikely. In addition to warning against the harm that could be caused by perineum sunning, doctors are also very skeptical about the purported benefits. Dr. Prather tells Allure that there is no scientific or medical merit to the claims.Aug 10, 2022
Doctors also call what they do their "practice" soooo... 😂😂😂
sunning a butt hole seems like a silly LA trend. They're on point with some things but they also do some silly stuff.
Yea but you were vaccinated right?
@@derekladyga1716 what the hell that got to do with sunning ya asshole
Yeah, when she said b-hole tanning is good for you, I rolled my eyes all the way back in my head
Shrimp lettuce wraps YES
Try baking the bacon on a sheet pan. Comes out evenly cooked a flat
Yes! A rack on a sheet pan in the oven is perfect. At home I use a frying pan with water almost covering the bacon. It takes longer but it renders the fat evenly without curling the bacon and gives you time to get everything else ready because you don't have to flip it until the water evaporates.
How did Bert not catch her say “nightmEre” lol
Whos booking these guests? Bring back comedians and artists, this is like TV morning show crap
Food looked great. I need some lettuce.
So true about Dave Attell 🎉🙏
she has Whitney Cummings face...
I loved it.
Idk this lady but you can tell she's from California
Salut, thanks~ unusual , till next time!📽
this was a great episode bert, dont listen to these idiots
"A Scottish restaurant? Like McDonald's?" LMAO
I bet he can't wait for mouth tape time
LMAO
Oh, yes, Bert has finally brought back his Johnny Depp hats and fedoras. I am loving it.
Who da fawk is dat guy? 😂
yeaaaaaaaahhh bert
Lol, Bert talking about putting his finger in his butt as he's spreading shredded cheese on the lettuce...lol
Is that funny? Or just f*cking disgusting!? The internet sucks. 😞
Keto mayo? It's oil and egg lol it's all keto
It’s an 8.5 😂😂❤❤
Bert that knife looks like a miyabi if you get that sponsor enjoy those killer blades
Oof. Know your audience.
Mike looks so much like Donald Trump Jr.
19:30 let's focus on the show please 🥺
is Mike a firefighter?
Skinny Bert is interesting
I told my husband if I ever got fat to shoot me...we have since had 6 kids together and I'm very overweight...I work out an hour a day and try to eat right...and just put myself on the backburner for so long. .but my husband is amazing and I'm the pits of my depression, made me look into the mirror and tell myself that people love me, I matter and I love myself( many times that last sentence took an hour to say). He tries to motivate me and never puts me down..hell, he still fucks me like I'm a hot 25 year old. We have been together 20 years and I was so hot when we first met...
But I will definitely give the podcast a listen and see if I can get some good tips out of it.
Also..on the husband stitch..I had an ob give me thatwithout my consent
.It fucked my vagina up and the skin healed terribly..and my husband said it wasn't noticeable.
damn i really wanted the end of the story of the dad about to grab him by his neck and ring it lol
Whats wrong with her lips?
This is my least liked Somethings Burning ep. This female is interrupting/ignoring her husband and putting him down on TV, I don't care to hear their personal drama. She stated many times in the episode her husband won't "let" her do this or that. She was just too much for me.
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She knows exactly what to say for clicks. I clicked….
This was something so cool and new Bert 😄
Ok, so somebody needs to teach Bert how to make mayo, cause the sauce pan is not how its done. You need a tall thin container that just fits the stick blender add all the ingredients, pulse a few times, then hold the button and pull up. What Bert made was a dressing base lol.
just leaving this as a receipt, they gettin divorced...
Bert loves his snake oil salesmen and women.
This was awful 🤦🏻♀️
6:51 Went a little overboard "emulsifying" his ingredients for a million minutes.
He was trying to get mayo incorrectly. It was never going to turn into mayo.
Love you Bert!! Maybe one day we can take off our shirts and take a shot together xD
Bert is on his way out
Great guests and episode
Influencer Bert sucks. This show used to be proper…
I love Bert ❤ cannot relate to this episode at all. Fake ….. people….
"i think headphones are to much EMF for ur ears." Oh she is the worst type of person
exactly... but its ok with iphone/ipad near body... worst type of clueless
yea berts self help book on how to be fat
Who is the type of person who actually buys tickets to Barts arena shows? We really want to know @podcastcringe
@commentcringe
😂😂😂
Mouth taping is highly dangerous lol
I can see who really wears the pants in that relationship
Couldnt finish their getting caught sex story?????
Getting terrible vibes from this dude...his sister wife, however, is a lot of fun
Can't stand either of them, honestly. Don't understand how they produce 80 pods
Weird guests... painful.
Boring
Hey Bert, what accounts do you follow on IG that inspire you? Looking to be inspired too 🎉
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