I think I speak for atheists and theists alike when I say "we DO NOT want to hear your 'prophetic announcement' while boarding an aircraft" 😂 Goddamn, if reading the room was a survival skill, this lady would be dead.
"watch out for weird superstition, believe this OTHER superstition instead! People are doing human sacrifices, but believe in my human sacrifice 2000 years ago."
The most awful people are usually the loudest. It just gets compounded when they are christian on top of that. You can just tell shes a joy to be around, especially at parties haha
I would love for this to happen around me. I would follow up with "I have an announcement, too. As a literal witch, I can assure you, there is, nor has there ever been, a practice of human sacrifice in witchcraft. This woman is crazy, we worship nature, and only wish you all peace. Have a safe and fun Halloween! Blessed be."
Add that to the pile of "Things that Americans find normal but the rest of the world doesn't understand.". I'm 45 and have never seen a street preacher in my entire existence, neither in France nor in the Netherlands. Someone like that would be immediately escorted out of the shop. The managers would take care of it, because our shops don't even have security. Because it's northern Europe and it's not needed because it never happens.
Exactly, I'm a Brit and this is just wierd. They probably wont deal with it because of americas free speech laws, free speech laws Americans love to mention that we don't have over here in Europe, (we do, we just have consiquences for being an idiot.)
Down south anytime you walk the city streets there is a great chance of being yield at to conform to some religion or another, its crazy, we're crazy. My parents have a story about the Moonies trying to convert them with a whole LP album and book.
‚Accept your Lord and savior, the Zombie that rose from its grave. while you‘re at it, here drink his blood and eat his flesh. You‘re devout mother tells me you are interested in a position as altar boy?‘
@mancave10369 more often than not, it's about freedom and doing good that they feel god doesn't. A lot of Satanist churches - because there are some - do things like volunteering, donating, planting trees and helping stray animals. They really do get a bad rep.
In my head of cartoon world I imagine two guys with pillbox hats white coats and a straight jacket coming through the doors coming to take her away haha.
If what these people are doing isn't illegal, it really should be. I'm just hear to shop, possibly with my kids and if I do have my kids I sure don't want them being exposed to this shit. Especially the woman at the beginning trying to ruin Halloween for them.
I just was physically accosted by two people in my JOB as an election worker for early voting - by three other employees who wanted to pray before the doors opened to voters and demanded I accompany them. They literally grabbed me and foisted their praying on me and I had to wrench myself away from them TWICE. A crisply worded letter is going to the Board of Elections as soon as I get my PAYCHECK for that day.
The Bible verse I like to quote to people like this is Matthew 10:14 -- "If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, leave that home or town and shake the dust off your feet."
This is why as a Florida resident, I don't step outside unless it's for singing Death Metal at my local karaoke bar. There was a lady who sang Muse pretty well once. Then proceeded to do what this lady was doing. Most awkward silence ever.
I felt embarrassed watching that lady. Smh! You have to have guts of steal to go out in front of people and tell them that they are going to hell when they aren't. I feel embarrassed for her.
I have watched the movie "The Mist" too many times. That is all I am thinking about and even in that movie people looked at the crazy lady like she is crazy.
Dollar store way understaffed and underpaid, they’re unsupported and probably scared of these customers . John Oliver did a report about the business . If I see this as a customer, I’m calling the cops.
Holy crap - she sings, too… and it’s as cringey as these performative “prophecies” .. if not more so.. btw, love your videos, yo. Keep up the fantastic work!
It's at least entertaining when they put emotion in it like they're acting like that guy from Skyrim preaching about Talos. She says it so flat and emotionless and makes it obvious she has to script these outbursts. I'd like to tell her "Crap from a two-thousand year-old book isn't news and certainly not worth interrupting my McMuffin time."
Challenge the street preacher with their own book: Matthew 6:5: "Whenever you pray, be sincere and not like the pretenders who love the attention they receive while praying before others in the meetings and on street corners".
Matthew 6:1 is also applicable. She's doing it specifically to be seen on Tiktok and on top of that, to make money. It's exactly what Jesus said NOT to do.
My kids were in the harry potter era .all the evangelicales were " oh no my kids will never be allowed to watch that its the occult"!!...18 years later i bumped into a local family of evangelicals who were neighbours during that time our kids are now all in there mid 20s ...we chatted and i said remember the harry potter fiasco ? Well all our kids are doing fine they didnt turn to the occult ...how are yours going ...? ...its so over the top drama they are groomed to accept the ridiculious.
I was about 10 when Harry Potter took off. Before that it had been Pokemon and after it would be Yugioh. There was practically nothing contemporary my parents didn't see as being evil. Thankfully, I was never into Harry Potter (doubly thankful now that we know the true character of JK Rowling), but I did lose a lot of Pokemon stuff to Satanic panic.
Why is no one inviting me to these fun and interesting events? I love animals so I do not approve of any animal cruelty but I think the rest might be fun. Dancing wearing wizard robes and chilling with people that also love Halloween. Sounds like a blast!
The funny part about this lady announcing the evils of Halloween is that we usually don't even celebrate NORMAL Halloween anymore, what makes her think we have the time for a wholesome family demonic seance when everyone and their kids are at the "trunk-or-seance" 😂
I love when they make the argument that Halloween is satanic and creepy and we shouldn’t expose our children to it because of the witchcraft and black magic, while at the same time they don’t see a problem with telling their kids to be excited for the fat old man that’s gonna break into their house, eat their cookies, leave something special behind and then fly away on a magical flying sleigh
I had a quick look at her website. She never goes anywhere cold as far as I can tell. So this is what I propose. We make a fake church, fundraise and get her revival show (she has a love revival show which is a big part of her act) to come and do an open air venue in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. In February. When daily highs only manage to hit - 32C (or -26 FREEDOM units). We tell her she can manic street preach all she wants dawn to dusk and use the power of Jesus to keep her warm. Even Jesus surrenders before the might of a Saskatoon winter. And we take bets on how long she lasts.
Goliath came back to life to protect his people (okay, so his people were actually descendents of Cretans, but let's take a flight of fancy while we can)
Did she really go into a plane and yell about a message from god to NY and the Americans, specifically mentioning 9/11, death and hell? What in the holy hell was the thought process behind that? She’s definitely not the brightest person to ever walk the Earth.
I do actually like folk like that, they try to remove Christian Holliday's and traditions, they even see Xmas and Easter as pagan. This is only in America where a new religion is growing, a religion that almost replaces God with the Bible to pray and worship. Let them dismantle Christianity from inside.
The gift we get for believing and acting correctly is eternal life. which is in comparison is to eternal pain and suffering in hell, which would require you live on to suffer???? So how exactly is eternal life given when obviously it's already yours.
I agree, we need to stop the nasty human sacrifice ritual symbolic every sunday.. She confused the human sacrifice ritual of every church every week with a good child cos play fun
Another super Jesus person who doesn't know the Bible Matthew verse 6 Whwn you pray do not be like the hypocrites for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by many Even this non believer understands what that verse is saying If you really believe in that mumbo jumbo then wouldn't that God already know where you stand
It really bugs me when they come at you with "Jesus died for *your* sins" Like hey, maybe for YOUR sins but i dont know the guy and i wasnt around for it so dont try to act like im involved
I wish she would say in the same tone “If you enjoy my rants in random places smash that like and subscribe button like Jesus smashed Satan on the cross”. Maybe she could read sponsor material like that too.
I think we can learn much from this lady - she's evidently well-studied & wise. We should sit at her feet and inhale her virtuous words and... oh sh!t, I can't keep that up. Lady, stop yelling at people who obviously choose to ignore you.
I think I speak for atheists and theists alike when I say "we DO NOT want to hear your 'prophetic announcement' while boarding an aircraft" 😂
Goddamn, if reading the room was a survival skill, this lady would be dead.
After "prophetic announcement" the next thing most expect to hear is a loud bang and screams
@@danger.snakesas soon as the door locks: "attention everyone, I am currently experiencing delusions"
Anytime, but definitely not on a plane.
"watch out for weird superstition, believe this OTHER superstition instead! People are doing human sacrifices, but believe in my human sacrifice 2000 years ago."
Good point! That said somebody should "trick-or-treat" her house dressed up as the crucified Jesus. 🤣
If she has information about baby murder it would be more sensible to speak to the police. They do investigations into that sort of thing
You can't get that "grocery store TikTok" clout that way though!!
One thing I always wondered about Florida. Do you have to be crazy before you move there or do you start going crazy once you move there?
This question is a lot harder than the chicken and egg one
Yes
It used to be the latter but Desantis attracted the former. So both
@@danger.snakes 🤣
This was funny. Almost spit out my baby blood.
I'm disappointed if I go to Dollar Tree and there isn't a crazy lady screaming.
Nah, there’s a crazy lady screaming there, but it’s about something entirely different.
@@HotTakeAndyIn my area, it's usually a Karen who demands to see the manager with a complaint!
The Dollar Tree in my area is pretty chill. They just won't hire me for some reason.
Or proclaiming her right to steal.
@@Ricky-yo6uv Seriously? My nearest Dollar Tree is so thugged up I think they bail people out of jail then hire them on the spot.
The most awful people are usually the loudest. It just gets compounded when they are christian on top of that. You can just tell shes a joy to be around, especially at parties haha
let me guess, she tips 10%, the rest goes to god
Jesus rose from the grave!!! So....he's a zombie?! 💀 He wants to wash you wirh his blood! Goes great with pizza rolls.
This woman is exactly what I would expect when visiting Florida.
America*
We don’t know her
I would love for this to happen around me. I would follow up with "I have an announcement, too. As a literal witch, I can assure you, there is, nor has there ever been, a practice of human sacrifice in witchcraft. This woman is crazy, we worship nature, and only wish you all peace. Have a safe and fun Halloween! Blessed be."
I wish I had that type of delusional confidence tho.
Holy earings Batman! If I did that in Britain, the men in white coats would whisk me off in to time if I did that in Waitrose (posh supermarket).
Add that to the pile of "Things that Americans find normal but the rest of the world doesn't understand.". I'm 45 and have never seen a street preacher in my entire existence, neither in France nor in the Netherlands. Someone like that would be immediately escorted out of the shop. The managers would take care of it, because our shops don't even have security. Because it's northern Europe and it's not needed because it never happens.
Exactly, I'm a Brit and this is just wierd.
They probably wont deal with it because of americas free speech laws, free speech laws Americans love to mention that we don't have over here in Europe, (we do, we just have consiquences for being an idiot.)
Down south anytime you walk the city streets there is a great chance of being yield at to conform to some religion or another, its crazy, we're crazy. My parents have a story about the Moonies trying to convert them with a whole LP album and book.
I think, had I been there, I might have said, "Devil-worshippers? Here? Can you give me their number?"
‚Accept your Lord and savior, the Zombie that rose from its grave. while you‘re at it, here drink his blood and eat his flesh. You‘re devout mother tells me you are interested in a position as altar boy?‘
Fr, they seem like they'd be chill asf
give me those baby back ribs
A lot of Satanists I’ve seen don’t worship or even believe in Satan.
@mancave10369 more often than not, it's about freedom and doing good that they feel god doesn't. A lot of Satanist churches - because there are some - do things like volunteering, donating, planting trees and helping stray animals. They really do get a bad rep.
Karen needs an arrest for disturbing the peace
Kicked or banned from the dollar tree sure but i think jails a bit far just for shouting
I think that's what she wants(or just useful crazy), if that happens the right will have a field day
In my head of cartoon world I imagine two guys with pillbox hats white coats and a straight jacket coming through the doors coming to take her away haha.
Do they use a long butterfly net like the really old cartoons?
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time?
Insert chase scene at 2x speed with Benny Hill music
A lovely jacket with 8 foot wraparound sleeves.
which is exactually what she needs.
If what these people are doing isn't illegal, it really should be. I'm just hear to shop, possibly with my kids and if I do have my kids I sure don't want them being exposed to this shit. Especially the woman at the beginning trying to ruin Halloween for them.
I thought disturbing the peace was illegal.
Going to jail for shouting in dollar tree shouldn't be any jail time just ban them from dollar tree then if they come back its jail
I just was physically accosted by two people in my JOB as an election worker for early voting - by three other employees who wanted to pray before the doors opened to voters and demanded I accompany them. They literally grabbed me and foisted their praying on me and I had to wrench myself away from them TWICE. A crisply worded letter is going to the Board of Elections as soon as I get my PAYCHECK for that day.
The Bible verse I like to quote to people like this is Matthew 10:14 -- "If anyone will not welcome you or listen to your words, leave that home or town and shake the dust off your feet."
Me too. I’m thinking about making a tshirt
Does she think the guy driving the Red Bull truck drinks all the Red Bull? And it's his Truck and he just really loves Red Bull?
My mom did shit like this when i was a kid... i feel sorry for her kids or cats
She's just trying to get brownie points from god.
... and also, attention and social media engagement from people.
1 Timothy 2:12: But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
I’d say she’s loosing points
People who preach and pray in public are not favored by Jesus. Their reward is the attention they seek.
Sorry I'm late, the baby at the baby eating party was fussy and bigger than usual.
But he loves you
AND HE NEEDS MONEY
This is why as a Florida resident, I don't step outside unless it's for singing Death Metal at my local karaoke bar.
There was a lady who sang Muse pretty well once. Then proceeded to do what this lady was doing. Most awkward silence ever.
Death metal karaoke! 😂 Perfect for me, I don't have to remember the lyrics! just growling away....
@Stefan-jo1sz 🤣 That's all you gotta do. Toss in a BLEGH every now and again.
Way to ruin some Muse
@@riseofdarkleela Right?!
😂😂😂❤
Jesus died for my sins? Too bad, he could have just come up with his own or just ask me if he wanted to try mine.
One of my favorite lyrics ever is from the band Eels
Jesus and his lawyer Are coming back
😂
mmm Novocaine for the Soul. One of those songs that just hit me hard the moment i heard it.
@riseofdarkleela absolutely
Same with fresh feeling
I felt embarrassed watching that lady. Smh! You have to have guts of steal to go out in front of people and tell them that they are going to hell when they aren't. I feel embarrassed for her.
I have watched the movie "The Mist" too many times. That is all I am thinking about and even in that movie people looked at the crazy lady like she is crazy.
Up until they didn't . . .
😂 Best, twisted, movie ending ever.
They raised the prices at Dollar Tree. For real. It’s like $1.25.
That's true blasphemy
2 Dollar Tree public service announcements in one day glory be to Zeus.
Why don't the shop staff ask her to shut up or leave?
Florida. You can check my math but you’ll find no errors.
Dollar store way understaffed and underpaid, they’re unsupported and probably scared of these customers . John Oliver did a report about the business . If I see this as a customer, I’m calling the cops.
So if Jesus is alive, where does he live?
Gotta hand it to you for doing an entire recording and mic setup in the frozen food aisle, that must have been cold.
I am frozen
the fact that people think preaching in public spaces is ok is saddening
sickening*
@@louseveryann2181 no, saddening
@@Soapy-chan
yes, sickening.
@@louseveryann2181 no, it's saddening for me
Both.
Thank you for your bravery and telling the truth about Starbucks coffee. It is awful.
Is that Alina Habba???
Holy crap - she sings, too… and it’s as cringey as these performative “prophecies” .. if not more so.. btw, love your videos, yo. Keep up the fantastic work!
They always sing. I don't get it. Not everybody is born to be a singer.
I absolutely love and enjoy this channel.
Florida you say? Isn’t that the place that had someone who unsuccessfully tried to rob a Wendy’s with an alligator?
I'd rather have a gator thrown at me than an encounter with her.
That sounds far more interesting than Florida woman yells.
i feel like if i start hearing hateful rhetoric from a female street preacher i'm going to bust out the ole "i do not permit a woman to instruct"
It's at least entertaining when they put emotion in it like they're acting like that guy from Skyrim preaching about Talos. She says it so flat and emotionless and makes it obvious she has to script these outbursts.
I'd like to tell her "Crap from a two-thousand year-old book isn't news and certainly not worth interrupting my McMuffin time."
I'd rather listen to Talos guy 😂😂
Modern day Pharisee.
Challenge the street preacher with their own book:
Matthew 6:5: "Whenever you pray, be sincere and not like the pretenders who love the attention they receive while praying before others in the meetings and on street corners".
Matthew 6:1 is also applicable. She's doing it specifically to be seen on Tiktok and on top of that, to make money. It's exactly what Jesus said NOT to do.
My kids were in the harry potter era .all the evangelicales were " oh no my kids will never be allowed to watch that its the occult"!!...18 years later i bumped into a local family of evangelicals who were neighbours during that time our kids are now all in there mid 20s ...we chatted and i said remember the harry potter fiasco ?
Well all our kids are doing fine they didnt turn to the occult ...how are yours going ...? ...its so over the top drama they are groomed to accept the ridiculious.
I was about 10 when Harry Potter took off. Before that it had been Pokemon and after it would be Yugioh. There was practically nothing contemporary my parents didn't see as being evil. Thankfully, I was never into Harry Potter (doubly thankful now that we know the true character of JK Rowling), but I did lose a lot of Pokemon stuff to Satanic panic.
@@danger.snakes
Yea I hear ya ....the Fun police are still out in force arnt they ...
Enjoy your channel...
@@danger.snakessorry for your loss of Pokémon. Pika! 😢
Also the bible says women can’t preach to men, not that I think that’s fair, but it’s in the bible
Ehhh if I saw someone doing that id have to yell back and tell them to shut tf up
Why is no one inviting me to these fun and interesting events? I love animals so I do not approve of any animal cruelty but I think the rest might be fun. Dancing wearing wizard robes and chilling with people that also love Halloween. Sounds like a blast!
"You could die tonight!"
"... Are you threatening me, bish?"
“He believed all Southerners were idiots, and he believed he lived at the North Pole.” -paraphrased Good Omens
We ain't gonna make it! LMAO 😂😂
New lyrics for that Twisted Sister song
Oh please let her come over to my part of Florida! Except I might go to jail. Oh well. Worth it!
Even that ten year old
Boy in the shopping trolley cba with her … he doesn’t glance at her once 😂😂😂
Wait until she learns about Christmas
Geez lady, I'm already on board for Halloween. You don't have to keep selling it to me.
Hell yeah to Hell-Yeah-Guy!
It’s funny how I’ve seen more crazy stuff going down during the Christmas season than on Halloween.
I enjoyed this. This woman is everything I’m not.
I thought I was the only one drinking babies blood on Halloween 😂
she's a menace. people don't need being interrupted when going about their business.
"I'm telling you he's the one true God." I'm telling you- a classic.
The funny part about this lady announcing the evils of Halloween is that we usually don't even celebrate NORMAL Halloween anymore, what makes her think we have the time for a wholesome family demonic seance when everyone and their kids are at the "trunk-or-seance" 😂
She should shop at Hobby Lobby. They don't sell any Halloween stuff.
0:45 - ask her to invite you, duh!
This woman saw Halloween 3 and thought it was a documentary
I love when they make the argument that Halloween is satanic and creepy and we shouldn’t expose our children to it because of the witchcraft and black magic, while at the same time they don’t see a problem with telling their kids to be excited for the fat old man that’s gonna break into their house, eat their cookies, leave something special behind and then fly away on a magical flying sleigh
I had a quick look at her website. She never goes anywhere cold as far as I can tell. So this is what I propose. We make a fake church, fundraise and get her revival show (she has a love revival show which is a big part of her act) to come and do an open air venue in Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada. In February. When daily highs only manage to hit - 32C (or -26 FREEDOM units). We tell her she can manic street preach all she wants dawn to dusk and use the power of Jesus to keep her warm. Even Jesus surrenders before the might of a Saskatoon winter. And we take bets on how long she lasts.
As my grandad would say "her 2 brain cells are fighting for 3rd place"
Wow, it's a walking avatar of "Sir, This is a Wendy's".
I know ! I used to get invited to all the best baby eating parties. It's been ages.
The missiles that were "tossed" at Israel?
Goliath came back to life to protect his people (okay, so his people were actually descendents of Cretans, but let's take a flight of fancy while we can)
I absolutely love when they say it is prophetic because it really really is pathetic
Did she really go into a plane and yell about a message from god to NY and the Americans, specifically mentioning 9/11, death and hell? What in the holy hell was the thought process behind that? She’s definitely not the brightest person to ever walk the Earth.
To be fair, if i was there, i would shout "Hell yeah" too because it's pretty funny to humor these insanely religious people.
Jesus gives you wings, you just gotta expire.
All they have is belief because none of it happened.
of course florida what did I expect
"Mam, this is a Burger King."
as a satanist, I'd reply "yeah, and ur next" or smt LMAO
Somebody needed to start shouting the script to a Simpsons episode.
Ah, Florida Woman instead of Florida Man!
Truly, she is Queen of the juice.
I gotta say I'm from fl and we are nuts down here and that first clip is totally true! Ain't noone here that was actually born here!
IT'S ALIVE, RUN AWAY RUN AWAY !
I do actually like folk like that, they try to remove Christian Holliday's and traditions, they even see Xmas and Easter as pagan. This is only in America where a new religion is growing, a religion that almost replaces God with the Bible to pray and worship. Let them dismantle Christianity from inside.
Don't mix alcohol with your happy pills kid 😊
The gift we get for believing and acting correctly is eternal life. which is in comparison is to eternal pain and suffering in hell, which would require you live on to suffer???? So how exactly is eternal life given when obviously it's already yours.
During the Eucharist, Christians drink Jesus' blood and eat his flesh. So is she saying the Eucharist is like Halloween? It sure sounds scary to me.
Looks like my local Publix.
My favorite parts were when you muted her 😂
Jesus is coming. Hey, if you're late for a party, like 2 hours well OK. BUT A HUNDREDS YEARS? That party is over.
I agree, we need to stop the nasty human sacrifice ritual symbolic every sunday.. She confused the human sacrifice ritual of every church every week with a good child cos play fun
Another super Jesus person who doesn't know the Bible
Matthew verse 6
Whwn you pray do not be like the hypocrites for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by many
Even this non believer understands what that verse is saying
If you really believe in that mumbo jumbo then wouldn't that God already know where you stand
She’s just not “right”…..
Religion ☕️
It really bugs me when they come at you with "Jesus died for *your* sins"
Like hey, maybe for YOUR sins but i dont know the guy and i wasnt around for it so dont try to act like im involved
I wish she would say in the same tone “If you enjoy my rants in random places smash that like and subscribe button like Jesus smashed Satan on the cross”.
Maybe she could read sponsor material like that too.
Oh yeah 👋🫶🤘
Wait… is s this literally the “Ma’am this is a Wendy’s” person?
I think we can learn much from this lady - she's evidently well-studied & wise. We should sit at her feet and inhale her virtuous words and... oh sh!t, I can't keep that up. Lady, stop yelling at people who obviously choose to ignore you.
I would have to point and laugh
Attention!! Listen to me!!! Heres what i think,with zero evidence to back it up. Why is nobody listening?