(2:03) **inhale** Google Translate: "I would like a Stir-fried fried fried stir-fried fried chicken, fried fried chicken, fried fried chicken, fried fried with a rice, fried fried with a rice, a fried a rice, a cow fried a chicken, a thing with a stir-fried a fried a rice with a pot of a bowl of a dish a bowl of a bowl of a bowl a bowl of a bowl, a bowl of a bowl of a bowl, a roast, a roast, a chicken, a chill-a-a-man-a-man-a-restaurant-a-restaurant-a-restaurant-a-man-a-a-pot-meal with-a-ho-hoe-a-h-bo-a-bo-a-t-van-r-t-a-t-van-e-a-a-fry-t-a-dine-t-a-dine-t-a-t-a-fru-t-a-t-a-book-a-man-a-man-man-a-man 'stir-fried gourmet stir-fry fried fried stir-fried stir-fried stir-fried oysters in a bowl of fish in a bowl of fish in a bowl of fish in a bowl of a bowl of for a bowl." me: "...damn, someone's hungry." (end me i copied the text by myself and now the word bowl doesn't look right)
Mom: What game are you playing, honey? Child: Fried fried *ROASTED!* Mom: What- Child, running around a circle of their friends and tapping their heads: Fried, fried, fried- *_ROASTED_*
@Miloš Đošić A long time ago (don't remember what time), in Belgium they would usually eat fish, but in the winter, the lakes and rivers froze over so they couldn't get it, so as a replacement, they cut up potatoes and fried them and ate them. Later, the French took the idea and called it French Fries.
"a cow fried a chicken" I had a dream about that once. Except it was the chicken frying in the cows. I somehow remember that dream, and I think I had it 4 years ago ._.
I have a cold right now and hearing "hyperactive bicyclists" literally sent me into hysterical bouts of coughing and laughter. I couldn't breathe for a minute. I love your videos!
Try this: translate Polish to English with this word: wot Edit: whoa! I didn't expect my comment to explode with likes and polish youtubers. Thanks!/ dzieki!
Was not expecting the bit at the end, 3:12. Thought it was going to be another giant montage of stir-fried fried fried... but with foolish. GT (Google Translate), you are quite the wild person.
you really made me want a fried fried stir-fried fried fried stir-fried chicken, fried fried chicken, fried fried in a bowl, fried fried in a bowl, fried fried with a dumplings, fried fried stir-fried fried fried fried fried in a with a bowl of fried fried chicken, fried fried a with a cup of a bowl of fried fried a with a tense and a meal stir fried a with a bowl of a bowl of a t-shirt and a bowl of a t-shirt and a bowl of curvaceous gourmet stir-fry fried rice roasted and tofu.
the “can I order a fried fried fried fried fried fried roasted fried t-shirt bowl of fried t-shirt with meat plz” got me laughing😂 also the “howling” moment
how a guy describes an earthquake but puts it simply:
*s h a k y s h a k y s h a k y s h ! t*
FOOLISH FOOLISH FU!K is how a man describes drowning
* - *
I tried that shaky shaky siht *dies*
Shaky shaky shaky *shacky*
I want another song
Fun fact:
"Gry" means "games" in polish language
But what does grygrygrygrygrygrygry mean?
@@trackernivrig Playing fortnite.
Google translate broke my brain
@@trackernivrig gamesgamesgamesgamesgamesgamesgames
that's kinda obvious I guess
My brain imploded.....
Everyone: Happy Pride!
Me: *_C R U S T A C E N S H O M O S E X U A L S_*
*gets in crab pose* guess this is my life now
H u r r i c a n e h u r r i c a n e
*_S H A K Y S H A K Y S H A K Y S _**_-H I T-_*
Why are you gay?
Same because I’m Christian
@Anton Lipatnikov ummm it is
In the future, humour will be randomly generated.
fried fried chicken fried fried chicken
Said a christian pickle Rick once
ogus
Weedeater
Google Translate more like Google Generate
(2:03) **inhale**
Google Translate: "I would like a Stir-fried fried fried stir-fried fried chicken, fried fried chicken, fried fried chicken, fried fried with a rice, fried fried with a rice, a fried a rice, a cow fried a chicken, a thing with a stir-fried a fried a rice with a pot of a bowl of a dish a bowl of a bowl of a bowl a bowl of a bowl, a bowl of a bowl of a bowl, a roast, a roast, a chicken, a chill-a-a-man-a-man-a-restaurant-a-restaurant-a-restaurant-a-man-a-a-pot-meal with-a-ho-hoe-a-h-bo-a-bo-a-t-van-r-t-a-t-van-e-a-a-fry-t-a-dine-t-a-dine-t-a-t-a-fru-t-a-t-a-book-a-man-a-man-man-a-man 'stir-fried gourmet stir-fry fried fried stir-fried stir-fried stir-fried oysters in a bowl of fish in a bowl of fish in a bowl of fish in a bowl of a bowl of for a bowl."
me: "...damn, someone's hungry."
(end me i copied the text by myself and now the word bowl doesn't look right)
You have too much time on your hands.
Holey cow that’s effort for an amazing comment!!!! Likes given!
@@pinkajou656 you say "Holy cow," do you mean the same cow that fried a chicken?
A cow fried a chicken
Large appetite much?
“It is not good for you to eat it”
*Plays McDonald’s whistle*
Casual roast of course
moni papa
@Pietro Games yeah we know, that's the point.
@Pietro Games No s××t, Sherlock!
I’m dead
At this point “translate Tuesday’s” are more like “translate day of the week”
"a cow fried a chicken" got me lol
Same. How could a cow fry a chicken lol
Yeah lol
Beef cooking chicken. Lmao
And thats how chick-fil-a was born
@@c3ntravaswani427 o-k
2:55 to 3:14
Google translate went from being joyful to being straight up insulting.
That's Me.
3:12
Also creepy
1:31 you spin me right rou-
👆 🎡 👤 ▶ ⚜-
I feel like SOMEONE at Google specifically made "ÒwÓ" translate to "crotch". That's too perfect to be coincidence.
There's an option where you can make the translations themselfs. So probably a memer did that
Edit : I meant to say memer not member
We're everywhere, even in Google translate
OwO UwU OwO translates to human trafficking
@@1subwithnovidomgwediditguy702 I... I don't want to believe it, but I entirely do...
nein
Nobody:
Google translate: *A C O W F R I E D A C H I C K E N*
2:08 Chick fil a
* jazz music stops*
cow op pls nerf
A chicken fried a cow, Dad was proud, he didn't care how!
A cow fried a chic Ken. *Yes, of course.*
I wouldn't mind seeing these bi-weekly instead of weekly if they were all this hilarious and full of memes lol
These are by-weekly
I agree more please that totally broke my brain!!!
Exactly.
Tttttttttt
@@thesovietgascan bi-weekly*
The title: this video will break your brain
Me: you cant break something thats already broken
Fried fried fried ROASTED
This video can
:)
yes you can try burning ashes. it works.
@Miloš Đošić Ah yes, when tubbo infects you with dyslexia
@Miloš Đošić aaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA *AAAAAAAAAAAAA*
Mom: What game are you playing, honey?
Child: Fried fried *ROASTED!*
Mom: What-
Child, running around a circle of their friends and tapping their heads: Fried, fried, fried- *_ROASTED_*
shaky shaky shaky *SHIIIIIT*
@@forgive_me_for_my_past Goddamn it, I CANNOT stop laughing at that! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Google translate: don't turn around.
Me, lying down:
oh no
*o h n o*
Oh no no no no no no...
(Remember)
Walking in the sand?
(Remember)
Walking hand in hand?
*silently suffocates*
Me: *makes a small mistake
Everyone else: 3:12
I relate to this too much-
Xd- I absolutely relate
I almost related this
My "teammates" at me when playing multiplayer
School be like:
Anime protagonist: tries coming up with literally anything
Anime villain: 3:13
Is this DIO's new standcry?
@@zenny410 maybe
*FOOLISH FOOLISH FOOLISH FU-*
XD oml
@@nohintshere the protag got em lol
**Crustaceans homosexuals**
(To the tune of under the sea)
Lgbt, lgbt, everthings greater down where it's gayer, take it from me!
Stop your scaring me.
I'm Homophobic.
@@gavincox795 go cry about it
@@gavincox795 but why? What did homosexuals do to you?
@@ashton1924 can you just respect my life choices. How hard would that be.
@@gavincox795 can you please answer the question?
0:40 We when I have way to much coffaeē
Me after becoming a Jelly for 3 days:
0:40
I'm DYING xD
Don't forget the ones at 0:48.
@Miloš Đošić They actually are.
@Miloš Đošić A long time ago (don't remember what time), in Belgium they would usually eat fish, but in the winter, the lakes and rivers froze over so they couldn't get it, so as a replacement, they cut up potatoes and fried them and ate them. Later, the French took the idea and called it French Fries.
TOAST
My brain is broken
Mine too, I'm currently trying to sustain enough brain cells in order to write this reply
Relatable my man
So is google translate’s
Brain broken me also is
Į
Ah yes, homosexual crustaceans. The true sequel to oceans 3rd.
Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs?
0:00 I just love the fact that you immediately know that the scream comes from tom the cat even though the sound only plays for a split second
Me seeing my teammates die one by one: "Foolish foolish fuck"
2:04 when you let your American friend use your kitchen for a moment
A c o w f r i e d a c h i c k e n
🕐❔ 👆 ➡️ 👆 🇺🇸 👭 ⚙️ 🔪 😐
@@aidaaliten8817 Stop spamming
"a cow fried a chicken"
I had a dream about that once. Except it was the chicken frying in the cows.
I somehow remember that dream, and I think I had it 4 years ago ._.
Google translate: don't turn around
Me: *turns around*
Also me: *I'm a bad guy now >:)*
@Concern Citizen the emojis tho😀🔫
@Concern Citizen bruh, u ok?
@Thatyounglighthouseboi aren't we all
æ æ æ æ æ æ æ æ æ æ
0:33 We need a full version of this
👥 🆘 🌝 ⏬ 👉
0:16 I hurt my throat from snorting to hard🤣
👤 🤕 👇 👄 ⚪️➡️ 🐽 🏋️
3:12 Me in about to sabotage the reactor for an easy win as impostor
1:44 everyone else at Chernobyl
bruh
Amogus
XD
sus
.
I have a cold right now and hearing "hyperactive bicyclists" literally sent me into hysterical bouts of coughing and laughter. I couldn't breathe for a minute. I love your videos!
Maybe you shouldn't watch his videos while your sick I mean when I laugh when I'm sick I start crying immediately after
Bruh its a guy not a girl burhhhhhhbruh
@Uncle Sam oh sorry
Title didn't disappoint. This officially has the seal of my approval. Good job sir.
y e s
I wonder how Google Translate feels to be such a celebrity.
2:13 it appears that big smoke is a rap god now
I like that part lol
2:12 google translate do be trying to sound like eminem tho
🇺🇸🔍 🔠 🔄 🔊 💖 👨🎤 🕐
I love how your entire channel is now made up of Translate Tuesday only now
E
shaky shaky shaky shit
It's Wednesday tho
Heart Of Darkness it’s always Wednesday
@@avie7281 it is Wednesday my dudes
Try this: translate Polish to English with this word: wot
Edit: whoa! I didn't expect my comment to explode with likes and polish youtubers. Thanks!/ dzieki!
Aaaaa wiem
If you put in Wotwotwotwotwotwotwo in polish and then translate it to English that means cancer
Wot
Nie do ciebie mówię to co napisałeś tylko ten co napisał A wiem typie to nie wiem o co chodzi
You wot? That's already a word in britain
"shaky shaky shaky s🛑t" is my favorite.
I agree
Same and I also like the fact it says it twice
3:13
If Franziska Von Karma really existed, she would totally say that
yes aa player/fan
This comment got me into ace attorney, thank you.
Translate: "uzh" -> detect language to english
Edit: how to get likes on a random typek video 101
i tested this and loved it
u master master master master
u pig
thank you
LOL WHAT 135 LIKES
2:58 - Am I the only person who turned around immediately, just to spite Google?
*H*
I was lying on my bed and immediately turned around, burying my face, just becauss google told me not to
joyfullivefiveful
no
Dont turn your back on you
Don't turn back
-Google translate 2020
hOpE
HOPE
@@octopus123 Did someone say *hope*
Also Google translate:
*don’t turn around*
-Google Translate, 2020
0:17
2:58
Both of these made me think of Homestuck.
Also they involve the same character.
2:09
BREAKING NEWS, A COW FRIED A CHICKEN (jazz music stops too)
2:57
Stuff just went from 0 to 100 real freaking quick
"What's you favorite food?"
Me: 1:58
"⚫️❔ 👆 💕 🍉 ❓"
👤:
I'd rather Fried-- no wait Roasted my bad
Ah yes, this is art. The truly best way to use internet.
I know,rigth?
@Thatyounglighthouseboi is your user name literally a video thumbnail
No one:
Not a single soul:
No one in the whole universe:
Google Translate: A cow fried a chicken
try doing:
"ad"
"ip"
a bunch of "fun" with one "fuf" at the end
"ty"
"aw"
"gy"
"dy"
*YOUR COUSINS YOUR COUSINS* *ipi fart fart* lol you made some good recommendations
It said "i fart fart" when i tried ip lol
@@hastur9271 happened to me too
y o u a r e n o t a l l o w e d i n s i d e y o u r h o u s e
funfunfunfunfunfunfunfuf
apparently translates to
Poop shit shit shit shit f
No one:
People slow morse code part and translate it: Why it said BCZTAO
Bcz. Tao.
He wants us to join his among us server
Pretty much.
@@bajjur1566 yEs
@Bajjur how did you know that? You seem kinda sus...
1:32
Siblings when you push them by accident and they play victim
The most ramdom sh*t i ever saw...
But it was the best ramdom sh*t that i saw 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Naw, that's pickle Rick
1:11
Was not expecting the bit at the end, 3:12. Thought it was going to be another giant montage of stir-fried fried fried... but with foolish. GT (Google Translate), you are quite the wild person.
*"DONT TURN AROUND, DONT TURN YOUR BACK ON Y O U"*
But.. what if I *WANT* to?
**Turns around to my brother watching me** 0.0
Oh no, you are prey
*W A S T E D*
CROTCH CROTCH, CROTCH
bulge.exe activated.
OwO UwU OwO
ಠ_ಠ
*wheeze*
Daniel the Protogen shush IPad
Doomslayer from an alternative universe. 01001110 01100101 01110110 01100101 01110010 00101100 00100000 01100110 01101111 01101111 01101100 00100001
Life lesson for this episode: Fried fried chicken, fried fried in a bowl, fried fried in a bowl, but most importantly, what?
_a cow fried a chicken_
The chicken said aoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoao
2:19
BIG SMOKE IN THE PARALLEL UNIVERSE
“Foolish foolish foolish f*ck” describes me perfectly
Same
As a hyperactive bicyclist, I can confirm, everything in the video is true
2:00
Eminem repeats this to himself every morning when he wakes up
2:11 lyrics coming at you with supersonic speed.
and subtitles
I love the ones with repeating words that end with cursewords that sound similiar to the previous words.
"chicken so good no one can resist. not even the cow." "the cow roasted the chicken"
3:00 jokes on you I’m laying against a wall i cant turn around
I love that the trumpet slowly gets more distorted as the skeleton's mind breaks
Google translate: * says anything *
W H E E Z E
Good job as always, Typek!
Video: 3:04
Me, as challenging man: *Looks around*
📹: 3⃣:0⃣4⃣
👤, 🤔 👨: 👀 🌍
Me: (Looks around)
**WILD MISSINGNO APPEARS**
I can't survive a minute without laughing. This is truly hilarious.
"Foolish foolish foolish fuck" sounds like something a villain in a joke fantasy game would say
1:15 oh God this made me laugh while I was eating my ravioli XD
Same it made me choke while I was eating pasta too lol
😉 👼 👉 ⚒ 👤 🤣 ⏪ 👤 🍴 👇 🍝
@@aidaaliten8817 🥹😄😝🥹🥲😝☺️😊😅😊☺️😅😂😊🥹😃🙃☺️🥹😂😝🥹😄🙃☺️😱😂🙃😊🥹☺️😄🙃😊😂☺️😝☺️😄🥹🙂😊😂😃😂😝😄😱🙃😂🙃😱😄🙃😅😱😁🙃😱😊
Can't even stop laughing with the bulge.jpg
(1:46) Chao are the most adorable thing ever!
🙂📛 🏆 🐥 👂 ⏱ ❗
Me: breathes
Every librarian in a 1000 mile radius:
"sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh"
• sxmple original and funny comment, this is gold
shak sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh sh shred sh
"Foolish foolish foolish fucc"
- Translate, Google
" *crustaceans homosexuals* " killed me XD
0:25 me trying to argue my essay at 3am
👤 🔄 🤔 👇 ✍ 3⃣am
3:12
When the evil villain's berating the protagonist for falling for their trap but then they stub their toe
Lol
you really made me want a fried fried stir-fried fried fried stir-fried chicken, fried fried chicken, fried fried in a bowl, fried fried in a bowl, fried fried with a dumplings, fried fried stir-fried fried fried fried fried in a with a bowl of fried fried chicken, fried fried a with a cup of a bowl of fried fried a with a tense and a meal stir fried a with a bowl of a bowl of a t-shirt and a bowl of a t-shirt and a bowl of curvaceous gourmet stir-fry fried rice roasted and tofu.
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and f!!king died
Would you like a coke with that sir?
@@hunterbeatbilly9836 a fried one in a bowl of fried fried chicken dumpling coke, yes.
And a little bit of pain.
I had a stroke reading that
1:51 M A L O M A R T
Ⓜ Ⓜ 🅾 Ⓜ Ⓜ 👕
🤨📸
2:08 Chick-Fil-A be like:
We've done normal letters, we've done accents...
but we haven't done double accent letters
suggestion: ùòa
ŐwŐ
Those Exist?
“CRUSTACEANS HOMOSEXUALS”
“Y r u gae”
Question: can crustaceans be homosexuals?
@Thatyounglighthouseboi Dude, you're everywhere
Lots of mammals and some birds actually can, but idk if crustaceans have the higher brain functions enough for that lmao
yes but actually no.
If the male bird looks like an attractive female and the other bird is attracted to attractive females then possibly.
2:19 Nikocado ordering food be like:
0:55 I like how this goes together so well. Love the DOOM music.
2:09 The sequel to “Shrimp Fried Rice”.
3:12
Mad dummy from Undertale having a mental breakdown
😂
mad dummy after running out of knives
"Hurricane Hurricane"
Guys i think google is trying to tell us what the next disaster of 2020 is.
I swear to God if you're correct ;-;
Oh please no
Oh no.
O.O i swear if u right ima slap Google itself
Guys, there are 3 months until 2020 ends. Please don't give it ideas
0:05 Transition: Doot!🎶
🔀: 🔔 ❗
@@aidaaliten8817 ☝️🍒😀🤤🍒☝️😀☺️😄🤤😊😌😂😮😃🥹😄😮☺️😆⚪️😮😂😃😱😚☺️😮😇⚪️☺️😚😄
2:20 this is what I order from KFC every saturday morning for breakfast, a nice wakeup snack to start your day!
Imagine a cow frying a chicken, that would be hilarious af💀
*Joke’s on you because my broke is already brainen*
Tou did berain broaking to the y
loma
Vury fnnuy
Wowsiesersz nisce
Havv sum mulk
Thatt iz heelaireeoos
1:58 Wow, I’m learning more about my country’s language 😂
Let me guess, the USA?
1:43 this is literally my reaction to videos like this one
nobody:
google translate: *c r u s t a c e a n s h o m o s e x u a l s*
3:12 Snatcher if AHIT was rated T be like-
"don't turn around,"
**turns around**
2:58 Rickroll but it's played in minor be like:
0:28 second comment from the top, said to translate something from “Indian” india has about 20 languages
@Syxz _R6 yeah but i don't think one is just called "Indian". If someone said that I'd assume they probably meant Hindi though
the “can I order a fried fried fried fried fried fried roasted fried t-shirt bowl of fried t-shirt with meat plz” got me laughing😂
also the “howling” moment
2:39 We serve food here, sir.
👥 🍦 🍉 🈁, 🎩.