@@confusedperson21Actually he does. Only a fool says in his heart "There is no God" People choose to deny he exists because suppressing the truth allows them to more comfortably live in sin. But the truth will be known to everyone and one day you won't be able to deny God when he is right in front of you on judgment day. God loves you and wants you to be saved but it's your choice to accept Jesus or not. Your eternal future depends on your choice.
@@aethersky4000 With that logic, I believe you are fake, anyone denying this only does so to live more comfortably with themselves. No matter what happens/ doesn't happen to prove your existence is just false. Anything that aligns coincidentally with proving your existence despite it having multitude of other more logical reasons being the conclusion shall be taken as absolute falsehood and delusional behavior, while vice versa being taken as absolute proof. You can't fool me. You are fake.
@@aethersky4000now im not gonna judge what other people believe in but if you have to constantly guilt trip me and say that i'll be judged harshly if I didn't turn to god, your god (more specifically you) are not very loving
When I was a kid I was chatting with my friends via some text chat program. My father came to the room so I turned to my dad and tabbed out quickly from the program. Just a habit. My dad was "Son, I just wanted to ........." "What?" "....I don't think I even want to know what you just hid if this is better". I glanced at the computer and the screen was full of naked women: some porn ads on some (non-porn) site that happened to be open in the browser in the background.
This is a embarrassing memory to share but when I was like 10 or 11 I was really really into sonic and one day I decided to look sonic characters kissing and my mom asked to look at my computer for something and I completely forgot about it and that’s when I learned to close everything to this day
I thought I was the only one who actually had a kink for girls kissing 💀 especially the string that lured off the lips 😭😭 (iykyk) im not explaining in detail.
Was at a weekend educational cabin camp thing with a youth group. I open up my laptop and immediately slam it shut in front of like 5 people. Forgot I left 🐔 👔 up 😂
Me and my first internet girlfriend 😂😂 She had wanted to show me things pretty much since she met me, but i was like "what? No? Thats inappropriate (even though we sex roleplayed at the time 😂) you can't show that until you get out of highschool. And the conversation ended therw for awhile, then she was like "here's a link, go to it and look at my sister then. She just got out of highschool and is being a stripper 😁" and i was watching her supposed sister on some porn site and then just turned off my phone to go do something for my grandfather. Then after i get done with that I get called by my grandmother to let her look something up on my phone since hers is on the charger, and she opens it up to porn of (admittedly a rather younger looking girl for someone of legal age to make videos on the internet) and stops everything shes doing to lecture me for like, 2 hours about how to responsibly use a phone and how to treat girls and what not to do
i can't with bao and hold up "i had a 10 or like 9 inch" ayo!? i ain't even phased why numi says bro.... *she's our goofy goober* but ok bao knew the numbers and was in the matrix fr fr before *the lemon princess days* lore on lore on lore!
Which is worse Your parents seeing whatever unholy things you were looking at, or opening your stuff in public and exposing it all to the people around you?
Not even god could pry that information from the depths of my soul
Hmm true, but if we are going the biblical route he would already know that😅
@@WarriorLordOfAbysswell he doesn't exist soo
@@confusedperson21Actually he does. Only a fool says in his heart "There is no God" People choose to deny he exists because suppressing the truth allows them to more comfortably live in sin. But the truth will be known to everyone and one day you won't be able to deny God when he is right in front of you on judgment day. God loves you and wants you to be saved but it's your choice to accept Jesus or not. Your eternal future depends on your choice.
@@aethersky4000 With that logic, I believe you are fake, anyone denying this only does so to live more comfortably with themselves. No matter what happens/ doesn't happen to prove your existence is just false. Anything that aligns coincidentally with proving your existence despite it having multitude of other more logical reasons being the conclusion shall be taken as absolute falsehood and delusional behavior, while vice versa being taken as absolute proof. You can't fool me. You are fake.
@@aethersky4000now im not gonna judge what other people believe in but if you have to constantly guilt trip me and say that i'll be judged harshly if I didn't turn to god, your god (more specifically you) are not very loving
"I had a 10- like a 9-inch"
I did not expect her to say "laptop" 💀
Get YUR HEEADAHHH out Deeee Gutters. BOI! 🧔✨🕳️✨
@@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T Nah I'll pass 😏
It's where I think the best 😊
Same
@@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-Tconsidering that it’s Bao we’re talking about,
It really should not be surprising.
That’s a tiny-ass laptop 💀
"I look up girls kissing" same 🗿🍷
😢 Literally the most relateable thing I've heard in years
Same.
Based and cultured.
guilty 🤚
we all think a like
Her dad watching stream to be supportive :
“I knew it”
💀
The censored "butt hole" looks like an end portal covered in netherrack, then pixelated.
That's what they actually look like
Don't ask how i know this
😂
With those decription skill i assue your right hand is jacked
...nether crack?
@@samuelbutton7185stop
Bao has the most “teenage boy” kinda of stories.
Who’s gonna tell them?
@@PLAYER42_ready what? That she’s bi/gay. I mean, it’s obvious by the story.
@@cobaltprime9467 no her parents were expecting a boy and they somewhat treated her as one
@@PLAYER42_ready It's almost as if gender is a social construct.
@@kyosokutai Yes. When i believe I don't wanna be a guy anymore my dick straight up vanishes.
"Can you hold on for a second, i just need to microwave the laptop 10 minutes"
I wonder what kind of excuse she said that day 😂
"I had a 10- a 9 inch"
BAO
"Toshiba Laptop"
. . . Ok, crisis averted
Well, ONE crisis averted, anyway.
Not even batman couldn't get this info out of me
Nap being so wholesome but so lewd at the same tome
I never read that tome
She had that ultra instinct reaction
Love it when bao lets out that unhinged monkey laugh
So ig looking up "girls kissing" is just a canon event for all human kind😂
Bru no thats gay shit.
What can I say, girls are pretty
When I was a kid I was chatting with my friends via some text chat program. My father came to the room so I turned to my dad and tabbed out quickly from the program. Just a habit. My dad was "Son, I just wanted to ........." "What?" "....I don't think I even want to know what you just hid if this is better". I glanced at the computer and the screen was full of naked women: some porn ads on some (non-porn) site that happened to be open in the browser in the background.
BRO 💀
Chefs kiss
Never let them know your next move
This is like all those "porn would be easier to explain" comments. Just tab to some titties at least that will make sense.
Yeah I got grounded for looking at porn when my mom came in but I was just on 4chan anime board and a porn ad popped up.
Not even the guards in Guantanamo Bay could force me to confess that
As you can see baos always been a gooner they grow up so fast
Bao must have been search and found a H-code
Is that what the kids call the Goatse these days?
we call them sauce.
Back in the day they said nuclear codes
Not even the lasso of truth could get this info outta me
Ofc a whale would be looking at blow holes
Wait that wasn't what she said? Oh.
"I'll be right back"
*enacts scorched earth tactic to distance herself as far away from the father's belt*
When u celebrate the mc lost but he still makes u speechless
Bao's the "we have princesses at home" level of pillow princess lol
baos laugh after she tells some cursed story always gets me 🤣
You couldn’t waterboard that info outa me😂
you could pay me as much money as you financially could but you STILL would NEVER admit something this bad
Numi being based as usual. 😆
Bao just unlocked a core memory but it was boys kissing for me
Thats why you always check before asking
Nothing like asking a parent for help with a government form and porn being on the other side of the screen. Seems somehow poetic in nature
her dad watching this: 👁️ 👄 👁️
torrents? Ahh, that brings me back and the troll lawyers too... God bless you Cashman you snarky lawyer
Never thought I'd see this as soon as I woke up, in going back to sleep,
This is a embarrassing memory to share but when I was like 10 or 11 I was really really into sonic and one day I decided to look sonic characters kissing and my mom asked to look at my computer for something and I completely forgot about it and that’s when I learned to close everything to this day
Considering how a joke became an actual toggle (the dent) I am sure you can see the depths of her mind as she was talking about.
I never understood how people could just leave stuff like that up on your computer, like man do you want to get caught?
The C.I.A would have to torture me in order to get a secret that horrible
I can't judge I ran on the couch and wall ran to take away the computer, bright side my mom didn't see it
Those pirate bay ads are something for sure.
The way this made me audibly SCREAM
Least surprising Bao story:
Girls kissing to goatsee... i wasn't expecting that plot twist.
The fact that I also used to look up girls kissing is embarrassing
That memory probably should've stayed buried. 💀
I thought I was the only one who actually had a kink for girls kissing 💀 especially the string that lured off the lips 😭😭 (iykyk) im not explaining in detail.
this went all over the place lmao
pull up the good ole' battery disconnect *cries in desktop*
I didnt expect that ending at all
Dang i had that Toshiba laptop in the photo in high school and it was great for minecraft and youtube
Bald Vienna is not something I wanted to ever see..
"shot i forgot to charge it my bad ahaha"
the Numbers Mason, that's all we ever wanted
Im speechless confused and terrified.
Same but the code i cracked were SSSSUUUUUPPPEEEERRR ILLEGAL
It's very fitting that Boa's laptop would feature buns.
I did not need to know this today.
...Bao witnessed goatse
I'm surprised this comment was that low on list
Oh ny God. Bao may not be suited for holy water.
Girls kissing is what made her remember…..smh
Ngl me and all my friends would search up girls kissing and would act all grossed out but it’s like…we would search it up again and again 🙈
Was at a weekend educational cabin camp thing with a youth group. I open up my laptop and immediately slam it shut in front of like 5 people. Forgot I left 🐔 👔 up 😂
God could not torture this out of me
High school stories….makes sense
You could not waterboard that information out of me
This explains a lot
Technically he prob saw it for longer like from atleast 0.250 seconds to the rest of his life.
im using that exact laptop to watch this
I just realized, Bao, is like a female version of me
the edit was really good
Dude I’m the reason Wattpad is blocked on my schools computers. It is a HELL of a story.. And I have one very persistent mother.
Ah “girls kissing”, when UA-cam was fun
So... She knows what this is 177016
If I was the dad I would be so proud, I'd be like "no DNA test needed, this one mine" 🎉
Jesus, I haven't heard about a fafsa in years
Lmaooooo i hope it wz an uncensored doujin in full color 😂
Bao-sized laptop
Happens to the best of us
Me and my first internet girlfriend 😂😂
She had wanted to show me things pretty much since she met me, but i was like "what? No? Thats inappropriate (even though we sex roleplayed at the time 😂) you can't show that until you get out of highschool. And the conversation ended therw for awhile, then she was like "here's a link, go to it and look at my sister then. She just got out of highschool and is being a stripper 😁" and i was watching her supposed sister on some porn site and then just turned off my phone to go do something for my grandfather. Then after i get done with that I get called by my grandmother to let her look something up on my phone since hers is on the charger, and she opens it up to porn of (admittedly a rather younger looking girl for someone of legal age to make videos on the internet) and stops everything shes doing to lecture me for like, 2 hours about how to responsibly use a phone and how to treat girls and what not to do
clip made me look up girls kissing
Very rare I wake up and watch something and ask why lol... WHY? 😂😂
Numi isn't beating the alagations
Goatse will always be the goat
just lemme throw it out the window real quick
That’s enough internet today ✨😃✨
Bao is a Goatse fanatic huh.
He knew.
I feel bad for her dad.....
Ohhhhh
Oohhh i think i know what Bau is talking about, and it was a Virus where THAT Image is just in full screen.
She Goatse her dad...😂
When i learn to torrent it was for games not pp, we are not the same
very deep thought. Yes
I HAVE THE SAME LAPTOP. I STILL USE IT WORKS LIKE SHIT BUT I HAVE IT AND I USE IT yayy
I shall not be the one to ignore the fact their playing subway surfers.😶
i can't with bao and hold up "i had a 10 or like 9 inch" ayo!?
i ain't even phased why numi says bro.... *she's our goofy goober*
but ok bao knew the numbers and was in the matrix fr fr before *the lemon princess days* lore on lore on lore!
This laptop what I'm use now, and all time, I'm doesn't have PC in all my life 😢
Which is worse
Your parents seeing whatever unholy things you were looking at, or opening your stuff in public and exposing it all to the people around you?
Why is there Subway Surfers gameplay in the background..🥲
i use to own a toshiba fuck the memories
i had mad father on there my fav horror game
Man that's deep
ah good old days of goatsee
Ah yes the goatse