Like I know it was meant as a joke, but that remark genuinely hurt me simply because it saddens me that the only thing my home is known for is the stereotype that we apparently fuck ewes (and that we have a town with a really long name). Like come on, if anyone says literally anything else about Wales I'll be happy but I've yet to hear anything different from any creator who are not themselves from the country.
4 hours before recording with NL and the boys MALF quit over literally nothing. 1 hour 38 minutes into the September 18th NLSS NL makes some funny jokes and critiques of MALF and he spazzed out.
I am very happy we are getting new blood in the NLSS. Especially fragbois like Justin. (fyi I know Kory isn't new blood, but he;s not a prime member of the NLSS crew)
The car that NL references as a "van" is actually what we call an MPV. Its a Vauxhall (Opel) Zafira and is generally regarded as pretty standard. Further, passing places as seen on those roads, are fairly standard in the country or more rural areas of the UK. The cars are smaller and, therefore, require less space. Moreover the speed at which we (I'm making a generalisation here, I recognise that some people don't do this, but they're a minority) drive on these roads is typically slower than you might imagine.
RIP in peace forever MALF we'll miss your lewd interjections and gentile smile lik this posd if you also cry evrytime Also it's pretty awesome that we finallly have new members in the NLSS, both justin and kory are awesome and add to the show
I tend to shitpost a lot about NL and his co-hosts, but for real, you guys are the best and my life would not be as good if you guys and your content weren't in it. Thank you so much, Egg.
I'm really enjoying having Kory and Justin on the show more. We haven't heard their humor as much so it spices things up. I think both are pretty funny.
Unless one of the other uploaders titled it "The Northernlion Live Super Show! [September 20th, 2017](1)" they missed out on the most popular lash. RIP malf the salt got to him, we liked his tactics and the breaking off to flank maneuver, the question is, was it salt with austin or did he get socially engineered gheezeling style?
During Geoguesser, when I saw that lady on the sign in the SE Asian country, like NL, I thought she was either Thai or Indian (since he asked if the currency was baht or rupees). Indonesia was my last guess. I kept thinking Laos or Cambodia at least because the beautiful scenery and tropical trees covered in garbage is so reminiscent of my childhood living in Bangkok...
"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it." Shrimp forever is an amazing choice NL.
2:36:00 I just want people to always be able to find "Sir Tain LeOldenuff", which is one of my favourite Quiplash answers of all time. The only thing that beats it is "The Muppets take Normandy", honestly.
You can make bacon in the oven. Put parchment paper on a cookie sheet, then lay the bacon out flat. When your done, throw away the parchment paper. It's called the "bacon method".
Hey Ryab, please add Dead By Daylight to one of the dockets! They've updated the game quite a bit and have added 5 more killers. It would be different and fun to watch!
favourite quotes 1:24:40 "Just put meat inside of me to be honest" a sentence I utter with surprising frequency for someone who's vegetarian 1:18:51 "I wanna go in the dicc" iktf 1:20:58 "There's more hole?!" "there is always more holes" least favourite quote :( 1:05:34 "You've got too many tubes... lady."
I love Rick and Morty, but I think the reason people push against it now is because a loud part of the fandom just acts like it's the most cerebral show in existence and they are geniuses for watching it ... Which is obviously bs, the show is clever ( and so are the creators) but you for watching it? Nope even someone with an iq below 80 could get plenty of enjoyment out of that show.
I am jealous of Austin here. Where are the people who aren't Rick and Morty fanboys? I want to find them because most of the people I follow are writing unironic treatises on how Pickle Rick is actually super deep
Rob.. man you gottttta quit smoking if you're having pains like that for real. I had to cause of my blood pressure, it's well worth it even if it sucks balls at the start.
![The Northernlion Live Super Show! [September 21st, 2017]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/-Zfa-NJMUck/mqdefault.jpg)
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![The Northernlion Live Super Show! [September 29th, 2017]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/uJgWr2XzYb4/mqdefault.jpg)
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"Alright, now i dont think its wales cause i dont see anyone fucking any sheep...are the welsh a race, i dont know" - Rob 2017
RacistRob
Read this literally just a second before rob said it
truly inspiring
Like I know it was meant as a joke, but that remark genuinely hurt me simply because it saddens me that the only thing my home is known for is the stereotype that we apparently fuck ewes (and that we have a town with a really long name). Like come on, if anyone says literally anything else about Wales I'll be happy but I've yet to hear anything different from any creator who are not themselves from the country.
The beatles from wales?
>Plays West of Loathing and understands what a millinery is
>Plays trivia and doesn't know what a milliner is
Nice one egg.
zooms in on a German national team kit
"They love Italian soccer here"
DIGITAL HOME THEATRE
WTF! They just ended up at my home town in geoguessr! Like, i recognized it as soon as I saw it. This is soooo trippy!
Too bad NL didnt just turn around and actually go into town instead of into the woods...
Austin: "Anime should be banned."
Also Austin: "GAWD WHY WONT ANYONE LET ME ENJOY A CARTOON?"
THIS GUY GETS IT
Maybe it's because they're both new but I seriously cannot tell Justin and Kory apart when they talk. It makes things so confusing sometimes lmao
Tropcopter They do seem to have pretty similar voices, but one talks in a quieter tone.
That's what it was like for me with everyonr when I started watching the nlss, and I still mix up their voices sometimes.
It happened to me back when sinvicta and Austin became part of the crew, even though they sound nothing alike
I can but that's because I watch U Realms
Tropcopter I cannot tell the difference between baer and sinvicta
"Puh-tholes!"
Oh God. My sides.
The physics in tower unite give me an aneurysm. The gravity is so low but the friction is so high
F
Sinvicta luv u bb
SINVICTA PogChamp
You gotta get on that show man. Ryab is GG'ing without you. ;-(
You should be on the PUBG crew
again, i very much feel you.
You made an oddly attractive bull.
I just moved to Las Vegas and I drove on that rode in New Mexico to get to Arizona I recognized it immediately so kinda cool for me to see.
G O D T I E R D O C K E T
Knees weak arms are heavy, theres vomit on his sweater already
I like how people don't realize that like half of Arizona is forest covered mountains
SSS Tier Docket
Ikr no Malf
POÞOLES
POФOLES
HOLY FUCK RYAN THAT QUIPLASH ANSWER WAS FUCKING BRUTAL DUDE. JESUS ALMIGHTY
The Pluto one? What was it referencing?
I read this comment before I got to Quiplash and the wait was worth it. Holy shit.
What was it referencing?! Please inform me
malf recently quit the Pubg series
4 hours before recording with NL and the boys MALF quit over literally nothing. 1 hour 38 minutes into the September 18th NLSS NL makes some funny jokes and critiques of MALF and he spazzed out.
I am very happy we are getting new blood in the NLSS. Especially fragbois like Justin. (fyi I know Kory isn't new blood, but he;s not a prime member of the NLSS crew)
C A F E T E R I A B O I S
The car that NL references as a "van" is actually what we call an MPV. Its a Vauxhall (Opel) Zafira and is generally regarded as pretty standard.
Further, passing places as seen on those roads, are fairly standard in the country or more rural areas of the UK. The cars are smaller and, therefore, require less space. Moreover the speed at which we (I'm making a generalisation here, I recognise that some people don't do this, but they're a minority) drive on these roads is typically slower than you might imagine.
RIP in peace forever MALF we'll miss your lewd interjections and gentile smile
lik this posd if you also cry evrytime
Also it's pretty awesome that we finallly have new members in the NLSS, both justin and kory are awesome and add to the show
SongOfExile He had other things that took priority in his life, I think Ryan mentioned that in season 2 episode 1 in his PUBG episodes
send justin and kory back to the fuck zone
RIP Malf.
RIP in peace???
How do you know Malf is a gentile? He might be a Christian boi
I tend to shitpost a lot about NL and his co-hosts, but for real, you guys are the best and my life would not be as good if you guys and your content weren't in it. Thank you so much, Egg.
probably the greatest docket that has ever been conceived. LET"S GO!
Why's the new NLSS thumbnail OctopusLion? Some inside joke I missed?
Brett Lovely a picture he posted on twitter of him in a photo cutout thing of an octopus
based on a Twitter pic
13:24 Malaysia, not Singapore ;-;
My gosh, Justin on the NLSS? MY worlds have collided.
That was a German soccer team and the jersey was the German international soccer jersey...
I'm really enjoying having Kory and Justin on the show more. We haven't heard their humor as much so it spices things up. I think both are pretty funny.
28:50 the mirrored dodge actually sais EGCOC
2 in the morning NLSS is optimal NLSS
2:14:44 "you ever bite both ends off of an onion ring and use it as a straw" what would be an end in that instance Ryab
Since Justin has been on some NLSSes, does that mean there is a possibility NL might be on Urealms? :thinking:
For the golf section of this you could call it "NL under shoots ever shot"
Just came from Reddit Circlejerk. Heard this docket is godlike. L E T S G O
who remembers gmod tower?
Quit 4 hours before the session....that's a MALF burn right?
Unless one of the other uploaders titled it "The Northernlion Live Super Show! [September 20th, 2017](1)" they missed out on the most popular lash.
RIP malf the salt got to him, we liked his tactics and the breaking off to flank maneuver, the question is, was it salt with austin or did he get socially engineered gheezeling style?
There was no confirmed salt.
I saw the chat posts, salt was expressed heavily.
making my nights with these NLSS uploads
During Geoguesser, when I saw that lady on the sign in the SE Asian country, like NL, I thought she was either Thai or Indian (since he asked if the currency was baht or rupees). Indonesia was my last guess. I kept thinking Laos or Cambodia at least because the beautiful scenery and tropical trees covered in garbage is so reminiscent of my childhood living in Bangkok...
"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that's about it." Shrimp forever is an amazing choice NL.
We need Justin every stream
2:36:00 I just want people to always be able to find "Sir Tain LeOldenuff", which is one of my favourite Quiplash answers of all time. The only thing that beats it is "The Muppets take Normandy", honestly.
Who is Justin and where did he come from?
Hearing urbanites complain about rural living really husks my corn.
Solon was in Golf?
Austin: "I hate it when people make fun of me for watching Rick and Morty"
Also Austin: "I want to ban anime"
E G D O D
this docket is so good there isn't even a tier for it
dude im from mexico and hearing you speak spanish its exactly the way comedians talk when they make fun of americans soo funy
Why does NL hate Mary Kill so much?
somebody tell me why "digital home theater" is so funny?
It's just so absurd, the juxtaposition of it all is unbelievable.
it's literally just the name of the speaker though, I guess I don't get it
NL is like "this fuckin guy taped a HOME THEATRE SPEAKER to a wall for an INTERCOM SPEAKER HA, WHY DIDNT HE JUST GET AN INTERCOM SPEAKER!"
bloemfontein means flower fountain in dutch and afrikaans
This is on my birthday
>Mountains
>Nebraska
pls
S Tier Docket, with S Tier Guests? Finally Egg-Daddy!
Tfw college doesn't start til 3pm
Time for a good show
NEVER STOP THE QUIPLASH
49:12
I'd watch a 3 hour Geoguessr
S tier docket 👌👌👌
Ofurrlay is back boys, Hell yea, Lets go!!
*LETS, GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ender Fawx god help us
#yiffinhell
Lait's gough!
my boy
You can make bacon in the oven. Put parchment paper on a cookie sheet, then lay the bacon out flat. When your done, throw away the parchment paper. It's called the "bacon method".
Jeff Denham is a California representatives just to let you know.
Hey Ryab, please add Dead By Daylight to one of the dockets! They've updated the game quite a bit and have added 5 more killers.
It would be different and fun to watch!
2:24:44
No bad blood
favourite quotes
1:24:40 "Just put meat inside of me to be honest" a sentence I utter with surprising frequency for someone who's vegetarian
1:18:51 "I wanna go in the dicc" iktf
1:20:58 "There's more hole?!" "there is always more holes"
least favourite quote :(
1:05:34 "You've got too many tubes... lady."
trappy chan poth-holes
Still not sure whether I love your comments or hate them.
31:40 "it just hits me in all the right spots."
Actual best quote was Rob's racism against the Welsh.
Protton :3c
H A S H T A G M A L F
I just need my 600g rib eye once a week to be happy
How do I fall out of love
ask yourself why you think you love her?
Yeah, once your brain actually starts to think about it
I was,,, actually drinking a Franziskaner beer while watching this... I feel /so/ called out :D
There's a lake in Norway called "Myggfitta" which translated is "The mosquito's pussy"
Steven hawking reading 50 shades of grey
when your name comes up on stream as a sub but Ryab doesn't call you out at the end FeelsBadMan
S-tier docket
HCJUSTIN YES
I love Rick and Morty, but I think the reason people push against it now is because a loud part of the fandom just acts like it's the most cerebral show in existence and they are geniuses for watching it ... Which is obviously bs, the show is clever ( and so are the creators) but you for watching it? Nope even someone with an iq below 80 could get plenty of enjoyment out of that show.
Wait, who quit 4 hours before the recording session?
His name rhymes with shelf.
His name has an A in it.
Ulf Liller it does not
Yall heard about elf on the shelf, well get ready for a malf on a calf
2:30 is prime time, every time.
I live like 40 minutes from truth or consequences lmao
when they started speaking Spanish I just cracked up
Hey
Helado dulce
Bebida
potholes!?
HAHAHAHA
Calling rick and morty pho-interlectual is pho-interlectual.
LLLEEEETTTSS GOOOOOHHH
I don't know about all of you, but I fuckin' love Kory and Justin
RIP MALF
I went to my local nude cafeteria and all they had were potholes...
P O T H O L E S
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Digital... Home... Theatre ;)
I AM SNIRTICUS!
Jaime's arc has gone nowhere?Has Rob not seen the last god damn episode?
S TIER DOCKET
31:30
Confirmed, NL would pork a pork for the rest of his life.
I am with Ryab. Pork all the way!
I am jealous of Austin here. Where are the people who aren't Rick and Morty fanboys? I want to find them because most of the people I follow are writing unironic treatises on how Pickle Rick is actually super deep
Rob.. man you gottttta quit smoking if you're having pains like that for real.
I had to cause of my blood pressure, it's well worth it even if it sucks balls at the start.
P O T H O L E S B O I S
EXCUSE ME?! ROB?! WOW! Seriously! NZ are the sheepies!
Malf isn't gone from the nlss too, right? Just pubg? I need to know if I should cry or not