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  • Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
  • You better make a good argument about why DC is better…

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  • @DeadHaremGuy
    @DeadHaremGuy 2 місяці тому +419

    Saying Batman is the creepiest Super Hero is a disservice to the superhero The Creeper.

  • @No_Fun_Allowed
    @No_Fun_Allowed 2 місяці тому +229

    Batman gets a lot creepier when you realize that he paid to replace all the air ducts with ones he could fit through, and if you don’t believe me try to find a comic where he couldn’t fit in the air duct

    • @childlikesaiyan
      @childlikesaiyan 2 місяці тому +24

      ... On the one hand, Gotham cities infrastructure just might be as shitty as their police force... On the other hand, Bruce Wayne would be a hell of a lobbyist

    • @rottensquid
      @rottensquid 2 місяці тому +8

      @@childlikesaiyan That's what monopoly is for. Wayne Enterprises has the Gotham construction game all sewn up. Luthor wants to muscle in, but for some reason, all his strong-arm tactics to get those contracts get thwarted by the city's local vigilante.

    • @childlikesaiyan
      @childlikesaiyan 2 місяці тому +2

      @@rottensquid Matter of fact, now that I think about it, a lot of moves on Wayne Enterprises end in failure, even by the police force thanks to that vigilante

    • @rottensquid
      @rottensquid 2 місяці тому

      @@childlikesaiyan That's because Batman is Bruce Wayne's fixer. It's so obvious. The only reason no one does anything about it is Wayne has the police in his pocket. The rich get away with everything.

    • @kingkuriboh4528
      @kingkuriboh4528 2 місяці тому

      Source?

  • @jimojeda
    @jimojeda 2 місяці тому +80

    "Well that's a fantasy. I don't know any man who wears a ring who has power." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @ReclaimerTyphoon
      @ReclaimerTyphoon 2 місяці тому +1

      Didn't like this joke. My brain *immediately* was, like, "Uh, what about organized crime kingpins? Pimps? Super Bowl champions? Wedding rings aren't the only rings in existence, my guy."

    • @thabangsibanda3282
      @thabangsibanda3282 2 місяці тому +1

      ​@@ReclaimerTyphoonthe joke is directed at married men.

    • @ReclaimerTyphoon
      @ReclaimerTyphoon 2 місяці тому

      @@thabangsibanda3282 The joke is *about* married men - but it's directed at the audience, which comprises of, likely, a majority not-married men.
      Also, personally, I don't wear my wedding band at all, so it falls flat on that front, too.

    • @thabangsibanda3282
      @thabangsibanda3282 2 місяці тому +3

      @@ReclaimerTyphoon lol nope, jokes are meant to be funny not necessarily relatable, it just happens that many jokes are relatable that's all. The joke make sense you just didn't get it, those who laughed get it. You simply missed the joke🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @M1ckTheMan
    @M1ckTheMan 2 місяці тому +201

    A "Batman is creepy" bit without an obvious Robin joke, good for me!

  • @RiverPhobia
    @RiverPhobia 2 місяці тому +847

    I saw "DC Sucks" and thought you meant Washington DC

    • @SweetCandyDragon
      @SweetCandyDragon 2 місяці тому +47

      I did too 🤣
      To be fair, both DCs suck

    • @RiverPhobia
      @RiverPhobia 2 місяці тому +18

      @@SweetCandyDragon As someone who lives near DC and has family in DC, it sucks a lot. I'm pretty sure we have the worst traffic on the east coast

    • @macdieter23558
      @macdieter23558 2 місяці тому +1

      @@RiverPhobia Americans always need a superlative, tststs!

    • @RiverPhobia
      @RiverPhobia 2 місяці тому +1

      @@macdieter23558 ?

    • @fransionseamor9368
      @fransionseamor9368 2 місяці тому +1

      Same

  • @RoseVectorBatGaming
    @RoseVectorBatGaming 2 місяці тому +199

    The ring joke is so true... Noone can cause you are with your weakness XD

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 2 місяці тому +1

      @@RoseVectorBatGaming I'm a decent fan of the lantern mythos but even I agree it's incredibly easy to beat them, just break their hand or something!

    • @Dumbass4444
      @Dumbass4444 2 місяці тому

      just wait till you find out green lanterns have a weakness to the color yellow 😂😂

    • @martyklestadt6766
      @martyklestadt6766 2 місяці тому +1

      "No man with a ring has power." How about sports champions?

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 2 місяці тому +2

      @@martyklestadt6766 Sauron

    • @TheFallKingXO
      @TheFallKingXO 2 місяці тому

      @@Xeorboompretty sure he has ways of protecting the ring from things like that

  • @dillonf1905
    @dillonf1905 2 місяці тому +54

    I appreciate a Batman joke that isn't just about him being rich.

    • @d1chosen973
      @d1chosen973 2 місяці тому

      Batmans super power white privilege… “we” love that joke 😂😂😂

    • @wachinimagaming4898
      @wachinimagaming4898 Місяць тому +1

      Or how he should be using his billions to help better the city instead of beating up poor criminals, like that stupid scene in “The Flash” movie. I always hated that argument. He literally uses his wealth to better the city in the comics.

  • @LevyNeptune
    @LevyNeptune 2 місяці тому +53

    I like Marvel A LOT more, but I've come to realize that, at least comics-wise, Marvel and DC are both pretty good.

    • @Batman88878
      @Batman88878 2 місяці тому +12

      DC rules animation while Marvel reigns in the cinema.

    • @saviletotorres143
      @saviletotorres143 19 днів тому

      @@Batman88878Dc animation is kinda bad now

  • @autumbreeze1129
    @autumbreeze1129 2 місяці тому +82

    Honestly, I'd say The Question is a creepier super hero than Batman.
    Why? He sees everything as a conspiracy and investigates everyone, even if they're literally just an average person going about their life, because, to The Question, the fact they're just an average person going about their life means they're more tied into the conspiracy than anyone else.
    Perfect line of dialogue to prove my point?
    Other character: what, do you go through my trash?
    The Question: I go through everybody's trash

    • @rottensquid
      @rottensquid 2 місяці тому +3

      Question was Steve Ditko's most paranoid superhero, till he got dumped from Charleston comics, and learned that he didn't own yet another character he invented. You'd think he'd have learned his lesson after Spider-Man, but there you go. So he invented Mr. A, who made Question seem as friendly and mainstream as Superman. Worth a google, at least.

    • @rickrivers2021
      @rickrivers2021 2 місяці тому +2

      The conspiracy theory Question is just the DC animated universe, that's not whay he's like in the comics

    • @rottensquid
      @rottensquid 2 місяці тому +1

      @@rickrivers2021 Not these days, but check out the original character. They also lifted a lot of that from Mister A, and Steve Ditko himself. But of course, making him such a lovable conspiracy theorist was purely the show.

    • @rickrivers2021
      @rickrivers2021 2 місяці тому

      @@rottensquid I've read all of Ditko's stuff and all of O'Neil's stuff on the character, which are both of the esrly runs on the character
      Ditko's wasn't a conspiracy theorist just a weird goodie-two shoes with zero empathy.
      O'Neil's era wasn't a conspirscy theorist either. He was a bit of a tough guy who was stuck in an endless loop of failure, and as such an odd but interesting vessel for philosophical reflection. Poor guy didn't win once in the entire run, even when the bad guys were defeated it wasn't by him. The run straight up ends with him giving up and abandoning his city.
      Both are fascinating characters, but neither are like the DCAU

    • @rottensquid
      @rottensquid 2 місяці тому

      ​@@rickrivers2021 That's true. The specific conspiracy thing was an invention of the show. The Question of the comics was just an extremist's take on the crime fighter concept. Very weird, definitely creepy. But I don't think it's a huge leap from moral extremist to paranoid conspiracy theorist. It says a lot that DCAU version was actually more lovable.

  • @MouseMotes
    @MouseMotes 2 місяці тому +161

    I'm 60 and I called someone who's 30 a kid!😂

    • @jderrickson4597
      @jderrickson4597 2 місяці тому +8

      Yea, i dont think any adult particularly likes it. The cool ones just tolerate it, lol

    • @Jonas-lj8ul
      @Jonas-lj8ul 2 місяці тому

      I'm fifty, and have called people in their early 40's kid. Because, from my perspective, they are.

    • @infinite-sadness
      @infinite-sadness 2 місяці тому +2

      ​@@Jonas-lj8ul there's dudes in their 40's with gray hairs and you're calling them kids.

    • @Jonas-lj8ul
      @Jonas-lj8ul 2 місяці тому

      @@infinite-sadness Yes.

    • @CodenamePrince
      @CodenamePrince Місяць тому +1

      You have every right, too!

  • @Micah_is_weird
    @Micah_is_weird 2 місяці тому +124

    Fluffy is big W comedian

    • @lonelypotato5352
      @lonelypotato5352 2 місяці тому +10

      Emphasis on big

    • @billotron5521
      @billotron5521 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@lonelypotato5352 Emphasis on fluffy

    • @jamesbond-ht4pd
      @jamesbond-ht4pd 2 місяці тому +1

      weak hero bro weakness is yellow just wear all yellow green lantern is a horrible hero

    • @OscarClewley-rx9pl
      @OscarClewley-rx9pl 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah he's fluffy not DAYUM!

    • @josewmeldondo
      @josewmeldondo 2 місяці тому

      Not the color yellow but what it represents, fear​@@jamesbond-ht4pd.

  • @Xeorboom
    @Xeorboom 2 місяці тому +49

    Spawn > everyone

    • @Geekster1984
      @Geekster1984 2 місяці тому +1

      *Deadpool.*

    • @Kruglag
      @Kruglag 2 місяці тому +2

      Dr Manhattan > everyone

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 2 місяці тому

      @@Kruglag in a fight then yeah

    • @satyajitsamanyu2512
      @satyajitsamanyu2512 2 місяці тому +1

      Dr Doom >> spawn

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 2 місяці тому +1

      @@satyajitsamanyu2512 Dr. Doom is really cool

  • @Toony3012
    @Toony3012 2 місяці тому +19

    🤣Mexican Gang Member Names😂
    Oh I've wet my self with the nod aswell😂2:34😂

  • @JoeBoeLoe
    @JoeBoeLoe 2 місяці тому +28

    Marvel movies>>> Dc Movies
    Dc Cartoons>>>> Marvel cartoons

    • @rottensquid
      @rottensquid 2 місяці тому

      I mean, I hate it when people make it a contest, but yes.

    • @gradientelz1899
      @gradientelz1899 2 місяці тому

      I am a bigger fan of marvel, but this is accurate

    • @rottensquid
      @rottensquid 2 місяці тому +1

      @@gradientelz1899 There are multiple measures, some more objective than others. Personally, when it comes to the native quality of the characters, irrespective of how well they're done in movies, animation, or comics, if that's your bag, I don't think you can say that one "company" has better characters than the other. It's all about who's been handling them better and in what medium, and that's always a swinging pendulum. The rest is just which characters hold better childhood memories for you personally.

    • @jonnyimmortal6741
      @jonnyimmortal6741 2 місяці тому +2

      Someone hasn't seen X-Men '97

    • @diegovillasenorgaragarza6222
      @diegovillasenorgaragarza6222 26 днів тому

      Have you seen The Dark Knight, The BATMAN, James Gunn´s Suicide Squad, The Fisrt Superman movie with christopher reeves???

  • @anthonyness5360
    @anthonyness5360 2 місяці тому +13

    Man everyone is disrespecting green lantern.😢😢😢 He's a space cop with the power to create literally anything his Imagination allows him to create. WHAT'S LAME ABOUT IT!?!?!?!

    • @bradleylariscy3563
      @bradleylariscy3563 2 місяці тому +1

      I don’t think it’s the power that’s lame just the imagination behind said power

    • @anthonyness5360
      @anthonyness5360 2 місяці тому

      @@bradleylariscy3563 I mean sure the movie had Lazy Imagination, but seriously what do the people ACTUALLY find creative then?! What kind of weapons. If a giant fist isn't cool or a gigantic bazooka then i don't know what else people expect to see?!!

    • @average-_-
      @average-_- Місяць тому +2

      And the concept of emotional spectrum with all different colors is very good.

    • @noctisluciscaelum211
      @noctisluciscaelum211 Місяць тому +1

      @@bradleylariscy3563 Yeah Hal not great with the imagination he is very Vanilla when it comes to using the ring. Kyle the best because of his imagination of using the lantern ring.

    • @corryjamieson3909
      @corryjamieson3909 Місяць тому

      ​@@noctisluciscaelum211 I'm more of a John Lantern kinda guy.

  • @zubrycky
    @zubrycky 2 місяці тому +8

    You can see the brilliance of his script when you realize the absence of Aquaman jokes.

  • @nicholashayes5773
    @nicholashayes5773 2 місяці тому +4

    I like this guy, he's just silly and goofy, doesn't rely too much on offensive comedy or excessive profanity, just light-hearted and down to earth funny.

  • @Keyboardkat3
    @Keyboardkat3 2 місяці тому +137

    "DC's better!"
    rotten tomatoes would strongly disagree.

    • @number1musichater430
      @number1musichater430 2 місяці тому +9

      Rotten Tomatoes lives up to their name... rotten.
      They don't like anything. Well... except for one movie that I won't day.

    • @dasriechen1140
      @dasriechen1140 2 місяці тому +6

      Sure, listen to what the Internet says that's gotten people very far in life.

    • @TheCoalitionsGoldenGear
      @TheCoalitionsGoldenGear 2 місяці тому +6

      Comics exist

    • @karimdavis7065
      @karimdavis7065 2 місяці тому +9

      DC is better
      Comics would strongly agree

    • @rishirajgor4025
      @rishirajgor4025 2 місяці тому

      Weak😂

  • @antomano5623
    @antomano5623 2 місяці тому +23

    I grew up on dc and marvel, both of them, to this today don't know who belongs to which group. Nor do I really care.

  • @Nick_C1997
    @Nick_C1997 2 місяці тому +110

    Marvel: Better heroes
    DC: Better villains

    • @zezegm3421
      @zezegm3421 2 місяці тому +2

      IMO, DC villains are worse, Marvel Villains make more sense to me idk

    • @Cyberi0nix597
      @Cyberi0nix597 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@zezegm3421 modok makes more sense? The wall 🧱 makes more sense? Tell me one villain from DC who is literally a bad villain(and condiment king does not count)

    • @zezegm3421
      @zezegm3421 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Cyberi0nix597 i am mostly talking about movies

    • @Elric52
      @Elric52 2 місяці тому +1

      @@zezegm3421 Yeah the movies were so bleh to me in the comics their villians DEF beat marvels ngl

    • @escaptivist
      @escaptivist 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Cyberi0nix597 you have a very strong point right there. Villains of DC movies have a very sad past which forces them towards darkness.
      But lately Marvels have this philosophy too.
      Take Thanos for example, or or Wanda??
      I am not advocating any of them. Just want you guys understand you can have your own tastes and which are fully respected and appreciated.
      Just please don't start a war for them. I enjoy both MARVELS and DC movies and shows.
      Both are great inspiration and entertainment for me.
      And i respect you all out there who stands for their choices and interests.

  • @debraparsons8362
    @debraparsons8362 2 місяці тому +63

    You call them kids, I call you also kids I'm 70 lol

  • @TheHugSlug
    @TheHugSlug 2 місяці тому +5

    To be fair, visiting DC as a broke ass fluffy tourist does suck. There is so much damn walking

  • @mikethegrunty5968
    @mikethegrunty5968 2 місяці тому +6

    Every stupid Twitter argument I’ve ever had

  • @GuyFawkes78
    @GuyFawkes78 2 місяці тому +4

    A Dream! You are sitting right beside Kryptonite. 😂

  • @Dragonfly-rs8uh
    @Dragonfly-rs8uh 2 місяці тому +9

    I was in the midst of a very long SVT and was STILL laughing my fanny off with this guy. Gabriel (FLUFFY) Iglesias, I thank you for the gift of laughter. I adore your sense of humor.

  • @coryryder9070
    @coryryder9070 2 місяці тому +7

    okay now we need actor plays machette to do batman parody i always wanted to see him do mc donalds commercial " i love it " mexican voice

  • @19buseye71
    @19buseye71 2 місяці тому +8

    I like the Green Arrow.

    • @laverdadescatolica5
      @laverdadescatolica5 2 місяці тому

      Green arrow is an SJW … but he makes it look really cool 😊

    • @losjr5039
      @losjr5039 2 місяці тому

      There will always be that one guy who likes the generic lame one.

    • @ChargerBullet
      @ChargerBullet 2 місяці тому

      @@laverdadescatolica5 All superheroes are social justice warriors. Except for a few in Watchmen and probably stuff from Image and other independents.

  • @MervilleJr
    @MervilleJr 2 місяці тому +14

    Radical Fluffy.

  • @etrigan-f2h
    @etrigan-f2h 2 місяці тому +2

    I find "DC Sucks" to be Highly Offensive

  • @TemporaryAccount-q4p
    @TemporaryAccount-q4p 2 місяці тому +3

    How is nobody talk8ng about how cute those dogs are in the end

  • @burnzy116
    @burnzy116 2 місяці тому +5

    Oh no Fluffy don’t go there Fluffy don’t do it! lol

  • @joermnyc
    @joermnyc 2 місяці тому +4

    Batman has been shown to have files on all the other superheroes (even his friends) with contingency plans for beating them “just in case” including having samples of stuff that makes them weaker (though Superman gave him the Kryptonite). The Justice League has found this out and they’ve called him out on it.

  • @sonjadelbello
    @sonjadelbello 2 місяці тому +7

    Lmao 🤣 the ring joke!!! 😂

  • @Ioxna
    @Ioxna 2 місяці тому +87

    DC movies suck, but their animation has been running circles around Marvel for decades. Only recently has Marvel produced any animated shows that are worth watching.

    • @i-Scorrpion
      @i-Scorrpion 2 місяці тому +3

      Nahh bro zack snyder's movies are OP

    • @ikeljordan4593
      @ikeljordan4593 2 місяці тому +3

      Not being an asshole, I genuinely wanna compare. What DC animated shows are as good as X-Men 97?

    • @onestepbelowgod
      @onestepbelowgod 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@ikeljordan4593a lot of the bruce timm-helmed shows of the dcau are really great (i.e. batman the animated series, batman beyond, justice league, jlu). Also teen titans was a blast

    • @ultimateusagamingusagamer187
      @ultimateusagamingusagamer187 2 місяці тому +1

      Honestly, the only thing they do have is the animated movies, they lose to sales to marvel in the comic and live action movie sales, marvel does everything better (and when there not destroying their characters in every way (I know what your thinking, DC does the exact same thing to their characters, they aren't any better in that regard either), and realistically, marvel has more iconic characters that are way more relatable than DC characters, they do everything better but the animated movies.

    • @Speingy
      @Speingy 2 місяці тому

      avengers: earth’s mightiest heroes?

  • @Laserraiser56
    @Laserraiser56 2 місяці тому +7

    All Tokusatsu fans : Toei and Tsubaraya are better

  • @smrk2452
    @smrk2452 2 місяці тому +4

    Guys have these arguments and women roll their eyes

  • @AustynSN
    @AustynSN 2 місяці тому +3

    The kid was right, but made a poor argument. If you're going to argue that DC is better than Marvel and try to hang it on one superhero, you've got to go with the one true original SUPERhero. They aren't called "Iron"heroes, "Bat"heroes, "Spider"heroes, etc. They're called SUPERheroes, and that all goes back to one character.
    Extending the argument beyond Superman...
    Batman is (barely) more realistic than other heroes since he's a regular person who had to train himself to stand among (old school) gods as an equal. Anybody can aspire to be the absolute best they can be. Nobody can aspire to be a superhuman tech genius, a Norse god or a WWII steroid experiment unless they're already that thing.
    Green Lantern is essentially a space cop with a solid light projector in place of his gun. This gets interesting in two ways...
    First, if you've got an interesting character and a good writer who understands the specific character, then every different GL can be completely different in how they use the power.
    John Stewart, as an engineer actually builds functional machinery with the ring. It all goes together so fast that only Flashes can appreciate the fact that everything he creates is functional on a mechanical level.
    Then you have Kyle Rayner. An artist (like John), but a visual artist, not a technical artist. Kyle is more likely to create constructs so dazzling and beautiful that even his enemies are sometimes awestruck.
    Then we have Guy Gardner. Somebody who is so full of impulse and provocation that his ring actually sparks to let out his unbridled energy.
    Finally there's Hal. His constructs aren't anything fancy like Kyle's or functional like John's, but his will is on par with most gods. He might be most famous for making giant green boxing gloves, but with Hal's will behind it, a real boxing glove is more likely to fade into nothingness than one of Hal's.
    However, I said there were two things that made Green Lanterns interesting. The second thing is also the character, but not the human ones. Like I said, Green Lanterns are essentially space cops, and it's not just Earth, but the entire universe. You've got the aliens everybody is familiar with like Killowog (Giant pink dude with a weird face), Tomar-Re an his successor/nephew Tomar-Tu (bird-headed aliens). You also have aliens from worlds where common earth animals became the dominant life form like Ch'p (Squirrel) and G'nort (Dog). Still not weird enough? How about Mogo? He's an entire planet. Strangely his partner on the GL corps was an alien housefly named bzzd. Want weirder? There's Flodo Span (sentient gas cloud) or Leezle Pon (Sentient strain of small pox). Pretty much any form of life as we know it can be a GL... Actually, scratch that part about "life as we know it". I forgot about Drktzy RRR (a sentient mathematical equation.)
    (Sorry this GL section got so long, but they really are interesting characters in the hands of competent writers.)
    Next we have one Mr Iglesias's friend didn't mention... Aquaman.
    Before anybody laughs about the "talks to fishes" thing, it should be stated that he actually commands all marine life and all things evolved from marine life on a primitive level. He can command fish, but for more advanced things, he can only control their base functions. However, since all things are (according to evolution) evolved from sea life...
    This means that against any sentient opponent, he might not be able to control them, but he can telepathically attack their brain and give them the worse headache of their life. If they don't pass out, they might want to turn it into a literal "splitting headache" by cutting their own skull open to get rid of the incredible pain in their brain.
    However, that isn't Aquaman's *TRUE* power. As the supreme ruler of Atlantis and all underwater kingdoms, he rules a territory that covers 2/3 of the Earth. He has access to and the absolute loyalty of some of the most powerful mages in the world. He also has a MASSIVE military. He has (probably) *millions* of soldiers who will immediately march to war at his command, as well as the mightiest navy the world has ever known. (Their air force, however, leaves a LOT to be desired. But then again, he probably has total command over a lot of birds that are in any way aquatic like ducks, geese, seagulls, etc.)

    • @El3ctr0Lun4
      @El3ctr0Lun4 2 місяці тому

      Do you know who's the most realistic DC hero? Wildcat (Ted Grant). If you ignore the "magically given nine lives" part of his story, he's just a boxer.

  • @tommiejonsson8952
    @tommiejonsson8952 2 місяці тому +3

    I don't say DC, I don't say Marvel. I say Superman, Batman, Spiderman, Iron man, Wonder woman, Avengers, X-men - not necessarily in that order.

  • @keithmutamba1395
    @keithmutamba1395 2 місяці тому +1

    Batman infinite prep time, OMNIPOTENT.
    Most GOATED hero of all time

  • @Shmink1
    @Shmink1 2 місяці тому +3

    Dont be trying to run fade on my boy Green Lantern Fluffy! Man can litterally make anything his mind can dream up real with that ring, can survive in basically any enviroment as long as the ring is charged. I doubt any core Avenger could take a single Green latern one on on ( except maybe thor) and there is litterally and entire Corp of thousands of Green Lanterns they could bring down on them for back up. ( one of which is a litteral living planet)

  • @papabeard7705
    @papabeard7705 2 місяці тому +2

    You know it’s starting to get bad when they’re taking old clips, mashing them together and giving them new titles

  • @StoneyAngel
    @StoneyAngel 2 місяці тому +4

    Fluffy Heel turn?

  • @logantrimble006
    @logantrimble006 22 години тому

    Green lantern has a talent where his powers are both useful and lame. And he's right; a ring doesn't give a man power.😂

  • @NotDisneyland
    @NotDisneyland 2 місяці тому

    Broo, that joke with the ring will always make my day WUAHHAHAHA😂😂😂

  • @musicnumbers128
    @musicnumbers128 2 місяці тому +1

    They were good back in the day… but yeah… Marvel and DC are a shadow of what they used to be. It seems you can trust the original author, comic book people, and the television crews… but the movie industries and newfound owing companies just don’t care unless there is cash. Like cash won’t just get taken away the day you pass away or something.

    • @maxhydra6432
      @maxhydra6432 2 місяці тому

      The comics are still amazing lol

  • @PHX787
    @PHX787 2 місяці тому +3

    Mexican Batman says “soy Batman”

  • @elleryrhodes8818
    @elleryrhodes8818 2 місяці тому +5

    I'm a Green Lantern fan and I'll admit that there are some major plot holes and ridiculous aspects to him

  • @rottensquid
    @rottensquid 2 місяці тому +2

    But that's WHY he's the best. What's unclear about that? It's not a flaw, it's a feature.

  • @ViroVV
    @ViroVV 2 місяці тому +2

    Fluffy never had aany dealings with the mob it seems.

  • @Bomamatabon
    @Bomamatabon 2 місяці тому +3

    DC all day!

  • @BentleyHarvell
    @BentleyHarvell 2 місяці тому +6

    I saw you in Atlanta last year

  • @pursuitofhappiness..
    @pursuitofhappiness.. 2 місяці тому +1

    Fluffy must be awarded Oscar, for sure

  • @joseg.384
    @joseg.384 2 місяці тому +5

    2:01 Yo: Este carnal si me entiende!

  • @lord_egg
    @lord_egg 2 місяці тому +2

    I mean…Iron Man has done more fucked up shit than Batman. But idk I like both Marvel and DC.

    • @whynot1548
      @whynot1548 2 місяці тому

      Iron Man is smart enough to ki11a few baddies every now and then. Well, at his writers are lol

  • @StanNotSoSaint
    @StanNotSoSaint 2 місяці тому +2

    Lol. Joking about power rings is a bit strange if you know Iron Man's nemesis 😂

  • @spectredude7884
    @spectredude7884 2 місяці тому +2

    Spawn would kick Batman's ass

    • @ChargerBullet
      @ChargerBullet 2 місяці тому

      There is a crossover in the comics where they fought and then teamed-up. It was decades ago when I bought it so I can't remember who won at first.

  • @Makarosc
    @Makarosc 2 місяці тому +2

    An american cop named Fabian Fluffy does not know the irony

  • @BobbyThompson-l7l
    @BobbyThompson-l7l 2 місяці тому +1

    Plus, Green Lantern's ring is powered by willpower.

  • @pjgable4927
    @pjgable4927 2 місяці тому +4

    Funny as heck. Love ya fluffy❤

  • @TheBrandonEspinosa
    @TheBrandonEspinosa 2 місяці тому

    Watching this as I lay down on a green lantern cover…guess I’m throwing it away now…sheesh

  • @keithmutamba1395
    @keithmutamba1395 2 місяці тому

    That Green Lantern joke was a SLAM DUNK

  • @AlbertTriay-wd1jg
    @AlbertTriay-wd1jg 2 місяці тому +2

    For me every one has there own options but for me I'm more of a DC fan than marvel.

  • @itsbirb7703
    @itsbirb7703 2 місяці тому +2

    I bet Fabian only like the mainstream A-list heroes and not anything lower than that. He probably never heard of characters like the heckler, brother power or Doom Patrol. I know a lot of obscure DC Comic characters and I gravitate to Marvel for Spider-Man.

  • @AHVStudios
    @AHVStudios 2 місяці тому

    Idk if any of you will believe this but I was apart of this story. When he mentions some guy with his head down going "No no no, you got he wonder woman, *shakes head*" or something similar to it. That was me.
    The joke in this special about mothers snort more than 2 times they pee a little, that was me pointing at my mother the WHOLE TIME! "I saw you pointing at her the whole time *laugh* You asshole!" That's very special to me bc that as my 16th birthday gift to meet Gabriel in VIP. I hope he sees this comment and some how's remember that little boy in a Hawaiian shirt not saying nothing just hugging him.
    I love this guy!!

  • @sujitprasad676
    @sujitprasad676 2 місяці тому

    Fluffy's tryna secure the next Marvel's cameo!😂😂😂

  • @funkyrob4564
    @funkyrob4564 2 місяці тому +1

    The segue to no men have power who wears a ring is pure gold.

  • @Shruz
    @Shruz 2 місяці тому +1

    Bro my name is Fabian and it catches me off guard when he said the name lmao

  • @MR_Ekwardo
    @MR_Ekwardo 2 місяці тому +10

    Yay i have the same name as Fabian

    • @YourAverageNobodyYT
      @YourAverageNobodyYT 2 місяці тому +1

      Why? What's your name?

    • @Makarosc
      @Makarosc 2 місяці тому

      Do you employ Fabian tactics?

    • @SweetCandyDragon
      @SweetCandyDragon 2 місяці тому

      @YourAverageNobodyYT
      “I have the same name as Fabian!”
      “What’s your name?”

    • @YourAverageNobodyYT
      @YourAverageNobodyYT 2 місяці тому

      @@SweetCandyDragon Me, Oh I'm nobody.

  • @GREEN.5
    @GREEN.5 2 місяці тому +1

    *Me staring at my Lego Batcave.*

  • @Hitsugaiafan10
    @Hitsugaiafan10 2 місяці тому +1

    Constantine is my argument

  • @Random_StuffTheReal
    @Random_StuffTheReal 2 місяці тому

    They released watchmen, which permanently changed the comic and superhero Industry

  • @skully3242
    @skully3242 2 місяці тому +6

    Marvel sucks too. Marvel humor is the worst

  • @andrei356
    @andrei356 2 місяці тому +4

    Fluffy is my top 1 comedian and first

  • @darthdoom4_music
    @darthdoom4_music 2 місяці тому +1

    The most immaculate dc ive watched is young justice, fkn perfect, oh and the og justice league movie/first 3 eps of the series. Black adam was decent, mostly cuz of dr fate. All of these are on netflix btw

  • @S.C.500
    @S.C.500 2 місяці тому +1

    Batman vs Iron Man is a fight I'd watch

  • @RiThaKilla
    @RiThaKilla 2 місяці тому

    I was hoping he wasn’t talking about Detective Comics and was actually talking about Washington, D.C.

  • @Slask7
    @Slask7 2 місяці тому +1

    to be fair… DC Comics is actually better than Marvel Comics 😅
    I enjoy them both, but: DC had the best comics, the best tv shows (no, not Arrowverse), the best films (no, not DCEU), the best videogames…
    C’mon.

  • @TheNerdyMark
    @TheNerdyMark 2 місяці тому +5

    Both are great. 😊

  • @kenroach5469
    @kenroach5469 2 місяці тому +4

    Um..Wonder Woman! Hellooo!

    • @robertnorris7373
      @robertnorris7373 2 місяці тому +2

      One touch from Rogue, SHE'S DONE!

    • @losjr5039
      @losjr5039 2 місяці тому

      She’s boring asf, Jean Grey and Wanda whoop her each on their own.

    • @Plasma_trinity
      @Plasma_trinity 2 місяці тому +3

      That’s basically rogue with everyone

  • @skrrskrr
    @skrrskrr 2 місяці тому +1

    No, the kid was right.

  • @raymondjjohnsonjr363
    @raymondjjohnsonjr363 2 місяці тому +7

    Batman has a lot of money but he doesn't have super powers. He cannot fly he does not have super strength all he's got is a shitload of money like iron Man who also is not got any real superpowers is kind of like The Beverly hillbillies that can shoot a fly off of a tree branch 150 ft away.
    Superheroes should have some kind of actual superpower.

    • @guardianangel9517
      @guardianangel9517 2 місяці тому +1

      TOTALLY AGREE
      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @shimmyking4
      @shimmyking4 2 місяці тому +1

      In comics, being rich IS a superpower
      Whether or not it should be is another debate

    • @raymondjjohnsonjr363
      @raymondjjohnsonjr363 2 місяці тому

      @@shimmyking4 if that is what you wanna believe who am I to crush your DREAM?

    • @KamisamanoOtaku
      @KamisamanoOtaku 2 місяці тому

      *Warning: gonna go full nerd here, for comics AND TTRPGs*
      I recommend finding a good tabletop RPG and trying to stat up someone like Batman or Iron Man. Imma go with GURPS (Generic Universal Roleplaying System) because that's the one I know best (and even then, there's so much I *don't* know about it XD).
      *Super wealth* happens to be a realistic super power, that is, something people can have IRL but it is still well beyond what is typical for humans.
      While not explicitly superhuman, *high Attribute scores* can do amazing things, which is why they often cost as much or more than "super powers". Especially when you've got them across the board like Batman.
      *Don't forget Social Advantages.* For "loner", Batman has a massive posse. Running a Bat-Family focused game? Batman can call in friends from the Justice League. Running a Justice League campaign? Batman can all in the Bat-Family... and that's just two examples. XD
      *Social Advantages Part 2!* Really part three, as Wealth is also one of these. Anyway, both Batman and Bruce Wayne have miscellaneous connections they can take advantage of.
      *Genre Advantages!* This is a catchall, because I'd be here all day if I were to enumerate. I said to try building these guys in GURPS. I should have said "comic accurate". Unless you're catching them at the right time in their careers, you'll probably have to give up because they can do so much.
      By "so much", I don't just mean all the things they do, but all the things they seem to _reliably_ do. Batman's supposed to be one of (if not _the_ ) greatest detective in the DC universe. Him failing so rarely it is a major plot point when it happens *doesn't* really work for tabletop RPGs (or real life). So, in the end, it is a lot easier to take Advantages like Super Luck (lets you dictate the outcome of one die roll that pertains directly to your character, once per session), Ridiculous Luck (every 15 IRL minutes of gameplay, get to reroll a result twice and take the best of the three results), and Serendipity (guaranteed "happy coincidences") to even _approach_ Batman's portrayed level of proficiency.
      Then there are traits like Gadget and Gadgeteer. The former is basically an unspecific piece of equipment you can retroactively been carrying. It can be taken multiple times, and helps represent Batman's capacity to seemingly always be prepared. The latter is something both Batman and Iron Man possess, to different degrees. It just covers inventing new technology and/or building things faster and/or with less resources than is typically required. Given that *both* characters _refuse_ to stay dead, I'd flat out give them Unkillable 3 *if* they're in a cross genre adventure e.g. they get to behave like they typically do in superhero comics but in stories of a different genre. Unkillable 3 for beings that *don't* _stay_ dead. In an actual superhero campaign, that's just a feature of the setting, but porting them over to something else (pseudomedieval fantasy?) and now it is all:
      Warrior: "This strange Batman fell protecting the party. We must find his remains and have the cleric raise him and GAH! HIS GHOST IS ALREADY HERE!"
      Batman: _Explains he's not a ghost and explains how he _*_somehow_*_ didn't die even though he appeared to die. Like an instakill effect sending him backwards in time instead._

  • @greendaleforever
    @greendaleforever 2 місяці тому +1

    DC IS better....but only in animation and comics.

  • @Harvey_Mod
    @Harvey_Mod 2 місяці тому +1

    You're sitting next to kryptonite 😂😂

    • @yarc9
      @yarc9 2 місяці тому

      Superman can be immune to kryptonite

  • @redlangley02
    @redlangley02 2 місяці тому +1

    Everyone wants fluffy be on Deadpool x Wolverine movie.... Another season of The Boys.

  • @-LilBebe
    @-LilBebe 2 місяці тому

    2:01 batman isn't the creepiest superhero he's the realest superhero. someone u can relate to. batman is the definition of a hero. tries to help his villains by changing. he's even change some lives. yea DC ain't the best, Marvel easily takes the cake but batman is the only one who carries DC probably super man too but mostly bats.

  • @KingJake_Playz
    @KingJake_Playz 2 місяці тому +8

    Not going to lie but imagine if all the super heroes were Mexicans

  • @michaelreynolds6710
    @michaelreynolds6710 2 місяці тому

    Depends which version of the characters

  • @floydrichardson379
    @floydrichardson379 2 місяці тому +2

    FUFFY IS THE BOME

  • @xepfeon
    @xepfeon Місяць тому

    I don't care for "The DC vs Marvel war", i love reading Spider-man and Batman equally

  • @nathank2289
    @nathank2289 2 місяці тому +4

    Superman is the hero everyone wants to be, Batman is the hero everyone wants to see. Marvel heros have to many flaws to be either of those.

    • @th_Wall_Boi
      @th_Wall_Boi 2 місяці тому +1

      What about Spider-Man? Or Captain America?

    • @nathank2289
      @nathank2289 2 місяці тому

      @th_Wall_Boi who wants to be broke and dateless all the time? Cap at least has a paycheck but only military people want to follow the government's orders all the time.

  • @ZemeckisTEN
    @ZemeckisTEN Місяць тому

    Getting really fucking tired of seeing DC get dunked on. Like, I love Marvel, but DC is amazing as well. Why can’t we love both?

  • @niccoloproia3678
    @niccoloproia3678 2 місяці тому

    If Breaking Bad taught us that a mexican gang member can be named Tortuga i guess there must be out there a Penguin

  • @JoJoFan87
    @JoJoFan87 Місяць тому +1

    DC>Marvel I like both but prefer DC, gotta say Gabe has a shit take.

  • @Adrenalinsingh
    @Adrenalinsingh 2 місяці тому

    Ethnicity jokes, marriage jokes. Typical old man and WhatsApp jokes

  • @Colessolovids
    @Colessolovids 2 місяці тому

    Aquaman Shazam Flash B’Wana Beast Zatana Hawkman Mr Terrific Fabian’s argument could have won if he said any of them

  • @maxhydra6432
    @maxhydra6432 2 місяці тому

    DONT DISS MY GREEN LANTERN

  • @annainspain5176
    @annainspain5176 2 місяці тому +2

    "Obama lives there"--how old are these clips?

  • @MetalVikingBatmanfan1989
    @MetalVikingBatmanfan1989 2 місяці тому +1

    What about the flash, martian manhunter and aquaman

  • @AshleyBrown-e9i
    @AshleyBrown-e9i 2 місяці тому +2

    Ring of power. Saruon lord of rings

  • @SolidusSnake1976
    @SolidusSnake1976 2 місяці тому +1

    "Me pega Wonder Woman" 😅😂

    • @Dragonfly-rs8uh
      @Dragonfly-rs8uh 2 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, that 1 liner got me too. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂