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  • @srdjan9383
    @srdjan9383 10 місяців тому +30

    I just love the way Pig comments on florencio files, and FLO dont mind all the insults! That's real friendship!
    Bring back the headline on your channel, i cannot find unwatched ones any more

    • @liebe6997
      @liebe6997 10 місяців тому

      absofugginglutley! the highlight of the scene for me! pig casting flow

  • @MrDenniy
    @MrDenniy 10 місяців тому +19

    Agressive blinks to chase the hydras out of the top base around 30:31. Only ones I saw.

    • @luckydead5875
      @luckydead5875 10 місяців тому +3

      And a couple of times around 24:50, so when the army get generally less complex and more manageable in size.

    • @PiGstarcraft
      @PiGstarcraft  10 місяців тому

      eyyyyy good catch!

    • @lawrencestrickland9264
      @lawrencestrickland9264 10 місяців тому

      @@PiGstarcraft ​​⁠ Sean Strickland would win the fight lol. Do you train?

  • @lijay1
    @lijay1 10 місяців тому +10

    28:20 it seems like if otherwise evenly matched, both legs wins because you can’t kick with one leg, which means you always have the reach advantage.

    • @PiGstarcraft
      @PiGstarcraft  10 місяців тому +2

      haha true, man if you can land some good leg kicks on the one legged guy that's gonna severely hurt his movement

  • @ingeniousclown
    @ingeniousclown 10 місяців тому +4

    One-armed guy wins 100% of the time. He knocks over the one-legged guy with his superior reach, and even if the one-legged guy gets a grab on the one-armed man's legs, what's he gonna do? He's as pinned as his opponent is. If the one-legged guy falls down at all, he's done for. Full-stop.

  • @maph12
    @maph12 8 місяців тому +3

    As far as a new title for Florencio, I suggest "Oyster Moister".

  • @gcl2783
    @gcl2783 10 місяців тому +11

    Florencio has a play style one could liken to a poop laying in wait underneath a soggy leaf pile.

  • @jujucasar2003
    @jujucasar2003 10 місяців тому +7

    Florencio's gameplay is like a guy who would enter like a Mr. Olympia contest with a dad bod but still win the crowd over with his confidence and charisma even if he doesnt get a medal.

  • @jonaharnot736
    @jonaharnot736 10 місяців тому +2

    He actually did both blink styles you mentioned, and a third new one. He did some nice blink back micro after he lost his spellcasters during a couple of the last battles, but then he also blinked forward stupidly into a group of hydras that got reinforced by lings and couldn't blink back. The cool new tactic I've never seen was blinking back a pack of stalkers that got surprised by lings at the top of the map, and then immediately recalling them, so the lings took longer to start attacking mid-recall. Thx for the video Pig, always a delight!

  • @James-uk4xi
    @James-uk4xi 10 місяців тому +1

    5:20 bro you've got the best nerd rage face in the business. Some of those older ones when you play some troll like avilo the look of nerd rage concentration cracks me up every time

  • @liquidsoap89
    @liquidsoap89 10 місяців тому +20

    Give him the Grand Wizard title.
    There are absolutely no negative connotations with that title.

  • @soponyaihunor
    @soponyaihunor 10 місяців тому +6

    Florencio did the No upgrade challenge.
    No forge upgrade at all, 20 min blink, 25 min charge. 😂

  • @c.codyflick2210
    @c.codyflick2210 10 місяців тому +2

    As a person with two arms AND two legs I am wholly qualified to say: two legs wins all day. Run around them, sweep the leg, kick em when they're down. Ground work is all about keeping your legs wide and in a triangular position.

  • @jeremiaheubanks3287
    @jeremiaheubanks3287 10 місяців тому +1

    LOL Sewer mermaid, Makes me think of "Old Gregg" xD

  • @tokudayo
    @tokudayo 10 місяців тому +3

    31:24 it felt like all 42 probes were mining in that base 😢

  • @drewskiwest5284
    @drewskiwest5284 10 місяців тому +1

    i swear to the good lawd if florencio finds a way to win
    i'll flip a table in happy angriness lmfao

  • @fixihartmann2793
    @fixihartmann2793 10 місяців тому +13

    To the past because there was not that many bots in the comment section

  • @lijay1
    @lijay1 10 місяців тому +1

    20:33 I think the correct answer is “Grand Trident.”

    • @PiGstarcraft
      @PiGstarcraft  10 місяців тому +1

      omg that's too perfect. I'm using this from now on :D

  • @un3kn3own0
    @un3kn3own0 10 місяців тому

    "Hairless patch on the underside of your uhh..roach hydra" 😆

  • @danhay2505
    @danhay2505 9 місяців тому

    8:55 ‘Purge the xenos’

  • @brandonguthrie6511
    @brandonguthrie6511 10 місяців тому

    You know, that intro where you talk about Flo being a mermaid got me thinking, he's really more of a Siren since he's able to entrance his opponents into doing exactly what he wants. By flinging poo instead of singing because science.

  • @mumblety96
    @mumblety96 10 місяців тому

    Great cast, Pig!

  • @drewskiwest5284
    @drewskiwest5284 10 місяців тому

    31:31 not just inviting 300 drunk dudes, but 300 BIG COUNTRY BOYS that have been drinking nothing but beer since sun up and its now sundown
    and all you have is ONE toilet. so they go in 4-5 at a time, just emptying out MASSIVELY full bladers, with zero respect, toilet seat down, almost
    OVERFLOWING your toilet. while 7-10 guys are directly pissin in your tub... with the stopper in.
    so grossss
    can you imagine the RAW SMELL of that?!

    • @drewskiwest5284
      @drewskiwest5284 10 місяців тому

      LOL we're on same wavelength (cuz i pause when i comment) and you instantly started talking bout aim when i unpaused rofl

  • @richardvargo2740
    @richardvargo2740 10 місяців тому

    Shadow's voice at 12:28 sounds suspiciously like Taika Waititi

  • @Markfr0mCanada
    @Markfr0mCanada 10 місяців тому

    Another episode with the Sewer Mermaid? How very appropriate! I have a dungeon lined up for my players tomorrow where they will be encountering some mermaids, and I put effort into just naming them all "Mermaid". Google translate is a wonderful thing and their names are Rusalka, Chernava and Merrow.

  • @twilightgardenspresentatio6384
    @twilightgardenspresentatio6384 10 місяців тому

    The beast of fixation- goddam that’s a good description of a mermaid

  • @loraxak
    @loraxak 10 місяців тому

    As two arms is shuffling over i think two legs kicks him in the face.

  • @besenyeim
    @besenyeim 10 місяців тому

    PiG, yes. Neebencio at 30:30 .

  • @dimanetov1807
    @dimanetov1807 10 місяців тому

    Was that some type of archon mode game? Pig kept referring to Florencio's opponent as multiple people.

  • @SakraIgor0qNomoko
    @SakraIgor0qNomoko 10 місяців тому +2

    If you want titles, what about, in order from least to greatest:
    Sewer Spawn
    Lesser Sewer Mermaid
    Sewer Mermaid
    Greater Sewer Mermaid
    Superior Sewer Mermaid
    Lesser Sewer Siren
    Sewer Siren
    Greater Sewer Siren
    Superior Sewer Siren
    and, finally,
    The Fecal Medusa

  • @jonnozomboid2649
    @jonnozomboid2649 10 місяців тому

    My basic jiu jits is countered quite well by the confusion caused by my enemy's choice of tactics. But yes, use of both legs for rubber guard and traingles are preferable!

  • @lefreakingod
    @lefreakingod 10 місяців тому

    cant say ive ever been turkey slapped at a LAN XD

  • @cracgor
    @cracgor 10 місяців тому

    Highest rank in the Sewer Mermaid civilization is probably King of Asslantis

  • @loraxak
    @loraxak 10 місяців тому

    I really wanted PiG to name flo the clam king. Oh well good on shadow.

  • @Santisima_Trinidad
    @Santisima_Trinidad 10 місяців тому

    Both legs is quite advantaged over both arms. But if hoppy can grapple harmless and get the fight on the ground then they might be able to apply leverage better and get the other guy pinned and in a chokehold. Wouldn't count on it though, the fact they are automatically off balance whenever moving around any bit at all means harmless can just keep that from ever happening.

    • @MrDenniy
      @MrDenniy 10 місяців тому

      Yeah, way more ways to pick apart an immobile opponent than vice versa. Kick out his good leg and he becomes a worthless puddle. Do the in-out micro and landing withering punches with the one good arm and getting out of reach before the retaliation can occur, Honestly, I wouldn't want to be in a ground fight with only one leg, There are no viable guard styles, so no way to obtain a position that would allow you to take advantage of your superior arm count. (BJJ Blue Belt, AKA Platinum 1 or 2).

  • @CorruptCrowley
    @CorruptCrowley 10 місяців тому

    I just want to see Florencio try to brain break pros

  • @xj9113
    @xj9113 10 місяців тому

    ANOTHER DAY ANOTHER FLOOOORENCIO FILES ♡♡♡

  • @enriquegarciacota3914
    @enriquegarciacota3914 10 місяців тому

    Yeah here we go

  • @Caldaron
    @Caldaron 10 місяців тому

    4:13 wow

  • @Apr0x1m0
    @Apr0x1m0 10 місяців тому

    2 legs win. If the 2 arms grab you, you can just clinch up and knee him. He'll have to let go and you can get a kick in. Also the range and angles you can get over 1 leg!

  • @Floxxoror
    @Floxxoror 10 місяців тому

    Too bad, Flo lost. I wouldve loved seeing him as the new Sewer Supeerior, which is of course the sewer's equivalent of the prime minister.

  • @Dendell22
    @Dendell22 10 місяців тому

    2 legs wins. You just sweep the one leg, and it's over.

  • @juhbellz
    @juhbellz 10 місяців тому

    you are the sort of people who take hidden bases

  • @alvincay4
    @alvincay4 10 місяців тому

    I saw Flo play Elden Ring, he can dance like MJ.

  • @M33f3r
    @M33f3r 10 місяців тому

    Sewer Mermaid leader would be the Grand Poo Bah

  • @5m4llP0X
    @5m4llP0X 10 місяців тому

    If Flo would just make upgrades he'd win way more of his matches. It's frustrating seeing him lose engagements he should win without issue.

  • @jonnozomboid2649
    @jonnozomboid2649 10 місяців тому

    "Mermarshal"

  • @reportsinged2677
    @reportsinged2677 10 місяців тому

    bit of a hard take since im relativly new to martial arts with only 7 years of muy thai under my belt but from my point of view reach and mobility will make you invicible in a fight against a slow one legged dude if he cant catch you while you barrage him with kicks its over

  • @PAJrodz
    @PAJrodz 10 місяців тому

    2 legs wins over 2 arms. You can knock 2 arms down and stomp.

  • @dyinganthem
    @dyinganthem 9 місяців тому

    I /just/ understood Master Baiter 😂

  • @cathulionetharn5139
    @cathulionetharn5139 10 місяців тому

    Aw Yiss
    More Flo

  • @ChuckNorris100000
    @ChuckNorris100000 10 місяців тому

    One arm guy wins. Having mobility means he can kinda kick him at range. Just don’t let him grab your leg with his two arms. Lol

  • @DavidClark1983
    @DavidClark1983 10 місяців тому

    How is this even a question?….sweep the leg = win.

  • @natronlaugeelendigger_jon3743
    @natronlaugeelendigger_jon3743 10 місяців тому

    I also am a connoisseur of masterbaiting.

  • @keithfinch1053
    @keithfinch1053 10 місяців тому

    Yay Flo!!!

  • @Ulti_H
    @Ulti_H 10 місяців тому

    guy with both legs can dodge much better and has better balance, guy with both arms basically has one attack and has to make it count

  • @tressafurgason5651
    @tressafurgason5651 10 місяців тому

    If the fight goes to the ground, two arms beats two legs. If its a striking game two legs beats one leg for sure. Dancing and picking your shots. But doing bjj seems to favor two arms. There are submissions that can be done with two legs and one arm(eg arm bar or figure 4 leg choke. But yeah. Im putting my money on the two legged man.

  • @dppsupporter5622
    @dppsupporter5622 10 місяців тому

    proud to say I am also a master, baiter

  • @Cberk03
    @Cberk03 10 місяців тому

    GG

  • @davidhenry1421
    @davidhenry1421 9 місяців тому

    Mermaids just have a king. Like King Triton. Boring, I know. They also have Lords like lord of Atlantis.

  • @tokudayo
    @tokudayo 10 місяців тому

    My favourite

  • @liebe6997
    @liebe6997 10 місяців тому

    ...i call him FLUORencio now cuz hes so toxic! xD ...not the guy just his playstyle xD

  • @danielepozzi7275
    @danielepozzi7275 10 місяців тому +2

    florencio could easely win yhe gsl

    • @ZerglingLover
      @ZerglingLover 10 місяців тому +3

      yeah they had to ban him from tournaments because he kept touching himself while slapping Serral around.

  • @calvinkaplan7406
    @calvinkaplan7406 10 місяців тому

    hey if ya ever need some good recommends mod wise for civ 6, hit me up

    • @PiGstarcraft
      @PiGstarcraft  10 місяців тому

      heck yeah what'd you recommend?

    • @calvinkaplan7406
      @calvinkaplan7406 10 місяців тому

      @PiGstarcraft for quality of life would highly recommend build wonders on mountains, build on reef for coastal districts, less grievances, ai+ suzerain at a glance, city state defender, tile purchase reduced, city with feature, movable districts, removable districts, removable resources and features, city mover, what did I promise, real era tracker, happiness and growth indicators, great person recruited notification, better leader icon, better city states, Envoy quest list, quick deals, sukritact's simple ui adjustment, better report screen, extended policy cards, detailed map tacks, sukritact's global relations panel, real great people, real govoner inspector, better trade screen, better espionage screen, more lenses, great works viewer, better builder charges tracking andenhanced mod manager. I have other more gameplay effecting mods I like. But this is already a lot lol

  • @fishlobs
    @fishlobs 10 місяців тому

    id say the one armed guy wins

  • @Zulu4impi
    @Zulu4impi 10 місяців тому

    Is there anything that can compare to Pig casts The SewerMermaid in the SC universe?
    ❤🧐🤨🤔🌀🤬😡🤬

  • @marlino321
    @marlino321 10 місяців тому

    love to see flo lossing

  • @Not0bito
    @Not0bito 10 місяців тому

    Storm at lower metals is so over powered. It does an absolutely insane amount of damage and if you don't have an ultra cavern already built, you lost the game.

    • @pirds102010
      @pirds102010 10 місяців тому

      you just need to prioritize surrounding opponent, but yeah storm is op

  • @ChannelMath
    @ChannelMath 9 місяців тому

    2 leg guy wins

  • @misthunt3r
    @misthunt3r 10 місяців тому

    Piggy, I do love Flo and the series but what the hell is with the narration change of they. As a "English as second language" person when you mix up single masculine words with plural in this artificial way of neutrally speaking it lands between confusing and comunist Russia dictionary of using plural to single person. Just add "tavarish" to it and it's definitely there XD Do consider people whose language does not have such weird constructs.

    • @PiGstarcraft
      @PiGstarcraft  10 місяців тому +1

      I've commentated a bunch of times where it turned out the player was a woman so sometimes I put a bit more effort into trying to say "they" just so I'm not completely assuming. I just figured it would suck if you see your game cast and the person keeps assuming you're a man when you're not. Not really that big a deal since I'm pretty inconsistent and if I don't know the player I still usually tend to just call them a he.
      I didn't realise this sounds so awkward for non native english speakers though - first time I heard that complaint. I'll see if there's a different word I can use instead that fits

  • @bryanbuchanan1292
    @bryanbuchanan1292 10 місяців тому

    Terrible commentating. Foul mouth essentially the whole game. Thankfully this is not a pro level game, but still was very hard to watch with all the choice of words used by commentator.