Eyesenberg does ASMR
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- Опубліковано 1 чер 2024
- I’m the one who knocks & comes into your territory to test your eyes. Only joking. This is an ASMR eye exam roleplay for relaxation purposes with Eyesenberg.
Chapters
0:00 Mixing your product
0:52 Testing the product on you
1:32 Crystal blue alternatives
3:11 Cover test
3:39 Near cover test
4:16 Follow Tortuga
5:25 Yield statistics
6:02 Contact lens insertion
6:46 Checking the lens fit
8:12 Removing the lens
9:26 Dye in your eye
10:03 Cobalt blue check (not crystal)
11:55 Redness check
12:45 Amsler
13:50 Contrast
14:56 Pupils
15:35 Hirschberg test (not Heisenberg)
15:45 Ophthalmoscopy
17:57 Final notes
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Disclaimer: This video is for ASMR role play purposes & in no way whatsoever intended as medical advice. Even if the equipment used or the test performed is what you'd expect in a real life setting. As such, you should consult your doctor, optician etc if you have a medical issue. - Розваги
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Waltuh i need new glasses waltuh
Just because you shot Jesse James, don’t make you Jesse James
😂😂😂😂😂
@@cherneyeits made of glass!
There really is not anyone out there like you with how often you are able to do similar concepts in completely new ways. You know what is liked but keep it fresh, entertaining and relaxing.
Stay tuned for more
Stunning writing! Bravo Vince Gilligan
Ty Hector
@@SRPASMR bing bing
These name jokes are getting out of control 😂
Mike is retiring from our crew, so his share of the partnership is available if you can handle his end. Distribution
@@SRPASMR i think you mean his name is M(eye)ke. Yes that is quite a stretch, yes that was very bad and no, i am not sorry 😅😂
@@IrishMcLovin1M-eye-ke, ahahahaaa😂
@@IrishMcLovin1I expect you'll be changing your profile name to Eyerish soon, eh?
(Sorry, Eye couldn't help m-eye-self,
hope you forgive me.
Neyece meeting you, good neyet.
Alreyeght, I'm stopping it now.)
Its 2025. The letter "i" doesnt exist anymore. Any instances of "i" have been replaced with "eye". My name is now eyevy
I think it's the down to earth earnestness of this channel that i enjoy the most.
Even the more "random" content like cooking or the toys, or teas, or even the video game ones, all feel very "true?".
I lack the vocabulary, but i just wanted to try something other than just "i like this" for a change.
Much love.
I appreciate that.
Sincere Role Plays ASMR
Eyesenberg and Pinkeyeman make a good team!
😂
The two greatest cooks in America
@@SRPASMR next up: chef ramseye
SRP never fails to relax, amaze, and amuse.
🤜🏼🤛🏼
i have insomnia and you always help me sleep and make me feel safe and comforted. father figure fr ❤
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@@SRPASMR AW OMG YOU REPLIED!!
I watched this while eating a sub sammie and drunk af after getting home from bars. Wonderful. Kept me alive.
Hope you’re okay
I love when you play characters. This one is very cool.
Thank you for bringing him back !
Let me clue you in Skylar
This is pure genius. I’m glad you enjoy making your content. Please keep making videos. I fall asleep to them every day and night.
the chilly p made me laugh, brilliant scene in the show lol. smashing job on the video thankyou
🤜🏼🤛🏼😁
This has to be my favorite asmr I've seen 😂amazing work, I love the creativity
Glad it’s to your liking
Just loving this!! My favourite series of all time! How can you be so menacing and so soothing at the same time?? It’s hilarious as are so many of the comments ❤️ 🐢❤️🐢❤️
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I’m newer here but I’m loving the videos ❤️ glad I have so much older content to watch and all of the newer ones to look forward to!! :))
Let me know how you get on and what you like
The references were great in this one. Well done!
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Amazing as always! I Love your TikTok videos, but I love these much more as they are longer and allow for a more relaxed state of mind. Thankyou SRP ❤ X
You’re welcome. Been too busy for TikTok recently, but I shall return soon.
The Methylamine is low
I get so many tingles from your videos, me and my misses love watching your vids after a hard night's work before we go to sleep, shes subscribed now also 😊😊😊
Thanks my man
I spend my free time looking at your videos, ( I do not have a lot of spare time. ) thank you for the content. Much love
I appreciate you spending your precious time with me
Your imagination knows no bounds! Loved this one, thanks Doc 💜💜💜
Thanks. Let’s hope the ideas continue to flow
Ok you topped yourself with the name
That is absolutely EPIC!
Well done!
Ty
This is amazing! :D
20 seconds in and already relaxed
🤝🏼
Uh oh, word on the street is Jesse Pinkeye has been spotted around town up to no good.
Gus won’t allow that. Compromise his operation? Never
@SRPASMR very true, but has Gus's operation been compromised by the Mexican Conjuctivatel? 👀
you're a legend SRP
That’s very kind 😊
he is the one who knocks
I had to do a double take when I saw this, great idea and 10/10 quality pun!
🤜🏼🤛🏼
Genius. Best in the game, SRP
Thank you
Top notch. Thanks again for the vids
You’re most welcome
i LOVE YOU SERJ TANKIAN
there's in fact a bit of ressemblance 😂
But I’m Jake Gylenhall
Truuuuuust innnnn myyyyyyy
@@SRPASMRif you’re Jake Gylenhall then consider me Myles Davis
OMG YEAH HE DOES LOOK LIKE SERJ
Love the look!🥰
Thank you 😂🫶🏼
I love these so much😁👍
Excellent
Genius work you are amazing
Thank you
i love it !! thx sm ❤❤❤
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i love this so much
Excellent
I love this guy
I'm digging this!
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Ahhh! Love the name heehee. 🤭 This made me smile and relax. 😌
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Fantastic video my man
Much appreciated
Best ASMRtist in the game right now imo. He's his own genre. Keep up the great work SRP!
Thanks bro
Brilliant thought 😅👏🏼👏🏼
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I try not to ask about recommendations all too much as i find it rude, but id like to make an exception to my own rule this one time: Could you please make a video as a waiter, reading off menu items, like how you did at the beginning of the chef 3 course meal video? I found myself looping that section over and over, and wishing it were longer. Again sorry for any rudeness, and thank you so much for all you do.
I’ll bring the menu and table service back
Was genuinely wondering what I'm gonna listen tonight before bed
Enjoy
cooking up some tingles with Sir Eyesenberg 😅
It was a good yield
You’re too good!! I live a couple of hours from Albuquerque and I approve.
Say my name
@@SRPASMR Heisenberg!
I AM HERE, EARLY, AND ALL FOR THIS. Thank you Eyesenberg 🤝🏽
You’re welcome.
Chemistry must be respected
Do you really wanna live in a world without Coca Cola?
Surely I wouldn't mind 😂😂😂😂@@SRPASMR
"Say my name."
"Eysenberg."
-i’m the man who prescribed glasses to gus fring.
SRP if you ever get a multi mic setup, you will be an asmr god. you have the gift.
Does he even use an actual mic? Im like 90% sure its just a phone
@@TheGodIvy he has a little one clipped to his shirt for some vids like the cooking ones, and there were a few old ones where he had a directional mic but it was still a single mic and not the best quality.
I wish I had the effort and time.
I use the Rode mostly
srp the greatest eye guy in the world🤝
😊🤝🏼
Nah the British Eyesenberg who cooks lenses is perfect
Thank You SRP..or eyesenberg. I've been waiting 7 months for this 😊 Next should be Fixing Good 😂The asmr must be respected
😂
Masterpiece!
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Eyesenberg, genius lol brill video again mate
Thank you ☺️
How you keep coming up with new ideas is amazing.
Thank you ☺️
I can just click on the video and immediately get relaxed. There must be some kind of magic here.
The ASMR must be respected
Only one minute in so far but already deserves a like!
Cheers
This is the exact moment I became sleepy
I’m the one who ASMRs
SRP is the one who knocks (it out of the park with these great videos)
🤜🏼🤛🏼
this is wholesome
Glad you like
love the wordplay with the title hjaha
Excellent, now let’s cook
Now that’s what I call a blue dye!
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The long awaited sequel 😂
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Last night I waited for a long time hoping you would post a new video
Should have been Tuesday, should have been Wednesday 😂 finally found the time
srp you are a beacon of light in the world
Certainly trying to bring you some nice asmr
Yes!
Let’s cook
This is genius
Dude greetings from Las Cruces, New Mexico! Land of Breaking Bad! Well, it is mentioned in the show! Ha! Long time subscriber! Love the creativity! The quality of your channel is sublime, pure like the product. :)
Thanks my friend. South of the border is your territory.
He is the one who (eye)drops!
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Looking dapper as ever. Need some pointers on style to help me get the ladies from SRP.
😂
Dude my actual doctors name is eisenberg… great video!
Glad you liked
time for the gregoreye house MD eye exam 🤝
Not bad
Let him cook up the best eye lubricants🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
Bro cooking up some unpredictable asmr ideas
99.1% pure
Eyesenburg would have the be the greatest SRP pun of all time.
haah eyesenburg, ill be watching this tonight
Enjoy
Eyesenberg!! He's a genius!
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Dr. Eyesenberg goes hard as a name to be honest. ❤
😎
Even if the thumbnail is red blue yellow or pink, I would still watch this tight tight TIGHT video
Tight tight tight 😂 good old Tuco
You should do Eyenstien discovering the theory of ocular relativity 😅
Legendary tier pun
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I love that man
I’m in the empire business
That hat is fabulous 😂😂
A bit small but just about doable
LET HIM TEST, LET HIM TEST!
Eyesenberg… I’m dead! 😂😂
God if you would’ve called the yellow tint “Mexico” I would’ve lost my damn mind. Lol
“99.9% pure tingles”
The purest on the market
Hey SRP! Big fan! Just wanted to ask if you liked Better call Saul?
🫶🏼 slightly. It wasn’t a patch on BB imo and it was a slow burner
Are there really shapes besides the numbers in the contrast test???
There are indeed
That droplet really relaxing. 💧🧫👁️ One of my favorites you make so far
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Funny thing, a bit over a week ago I learned that my grandpa tried to smuggle... the blue stuff, in this case, across the border from the us to canada, Dumb man.
4 miĺlions worth, he was already loaded but he's greedy, and then without his financial support , my parents had me a month later and with him being in prison for 8 years, my parents were screwed over, since my parents were planning on getting a house with my grandpas help (note, he wasn't smuggling the stuff for this cause, he was more or less helping here or there so my parents could have a stable life)
and now here I am , poor as hell and having to move around my entire life due to rent being absurd.
Insane family lore to drop on my birthday💀
Breaking ... relaxing ... 🤣🤣👍👍 ... Excellent
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Eyesenberg 😂😂💀💀
Love it!
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Hell yeah
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Gonna have to watch this only during breakfast (bacon and eggs strictly)
What have you done. Eye thought eye was under control but you, sir, you have brought forth the worst pun chain in comment existence… Help me 😂😂😂
this is definitely eye video I did not see coming haha ;)
sorry for the lame joke, I couldn't think of anything else
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Eyesenberg! Lol! I love it! 😂😂
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I was half expecting a different pun, with stars on your shoulders as Eyesenhower
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SRP I require your services as my vision seems to need some help. Where can I find you?