Tomatoes with Custard - Frank Skinner's Opinionated - Series 3, Episode 3 - BBC Two

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  • @damshek
    @damshek 5 років тому +141

    I'm imagining a flustered production assistant with a headset on, queuing in the nearest sainsburys with tomatoes and custard, nervously glancing at his watch.

    • @Faronwoodss
      @Faronwoodss 11 місяців тому

      Best comment I’ve read all day

    • @BigAL0074
      @BigAL0074 2 місяці тому

      Or they just went to the kitchen.

  • @steve-marsh
    @steve-marsh 3 роки тому +101

    I’m sure Greg is just thinking VEGETABLES!

  • @franz6047
    @franz6047 3 роки тому +45

    Sooo do you remember that time when Greg davies fed Victoria coren some tomatoes and custard with a 20 pound spoon on the bbc?
    That sentence really shouldn't exist but thank the gods of entertainment that it does 😂😂

    • @Faronwoodss
      @Faronwoodss 11 місяців тому +1

      Even better after her appearance in taskmaster

  • @AliceP.
    @AliceP. 5 років тому +35

    What I love about british TV and radio is that you can never expect how random it might get

  • @williamjackson2089
    @williamjackson2089 10 років тому +169

    What is the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

  • @hollycortes1
    @hollycortes1 12 років тому +49

    mr davis my old drama teacher legend !!

    • @dannyboy12357
      @dannyboy12357 7 років тому

      How was he as a teacher?

    • @b-m9480
      @b-m9480 6 років тому +2

      dannyboy12357 ...a legend

    • @tomimpala
      @tomimpala 6 років тому +9

      In his new comedy show he talks about how teaching was the one thing he could really look back on and be proud, it was the one thing he really was good at and made a difference. Then he gets out some quotes from his pupils which consisted of "Let's be honest, you were a fun teacher, but also pretty shit".

  • @dillzer12
    @dillzer12 3 роки тому +19

    The more I watch her the more I love her

  • @rkbaker722
    @rkbaker722 2 роки тому +13

    Watching this after Taskmaster Series 12 is hilarious.

    • @sfshinz
      @sfshinz Рік тому

      Flashing back to the “drinking Ribena while keeping your mouth open” task.

  • @gdsmchrisf5675
    @gdsmchrisf5675 6 років тому +47

    Victoria coren covered in custard , omg, i may have to have a lie down in a darkened room for a while

  • @69drummerdude
    @69drummerdude 8 років тому +185

    I'm still jealous of David...

    • @ErisRising
      @ErisRising 8 років тому +15

      Oh my God, so am I. I thought I was too old and too settled in my life for this sort of infatuation.

    • @69drummerdude
      @69drummerdude 8 років тому +4

      Here here! ;-D

    • @sweiland75
      @sweiland75 7 років тому

      Maybe it's the accent that distracts me (I am Canadian and we tend to think of English people as smarter) but I can't really tell if she is highly intelligent or not.

    • @69drummerdude
      @69drummerdude 7 років тому +25

      +sweiland75 As she is a worldclass poker player and respected writer and journalist, I'm going with most likely intelligent, highly....

    • @ErisRising
      @ErisRising 7 років тому +6

      sweiland75 Check her out in some other things. She's brilliant.

  • @SirKnobofCheese
    @SirKnobofCheese 12 років тому +18

    Greg Davies Looks like Rick Mayall with gigantism

  • @Dead-Ball-Situation
    @Dead-Ball-Situation 4 роки тому +5

    Always fancied Victoria Coren

  • @warsshan
    @warsshan 5 років тому +7

    What Victoria wants, what Victoria gets

  • @NeoDragoN7676
    @NeoDragoN7676 12 років тому +13

    Victoria Coren leaning forward mouth open saying its too big. Great show.

  • @luuketaylor
    @luuketaylor 3 роки тому +7

    I remember being in school back when that decision was made in America. What a weird bit of news that was.

  • @youngdolo8
    @youngdolo8 5 років тому +15

    More arousing than it should've been, to be honest... Mitchell, you lucky bastard.

  • @blindfreddy9157
    @blindfreddy9157 2 роки тому +6

    Ironically, one of David Mitchell's (her husband) well known hates is the classification of tomatoes as fruit.

  • @cjknotty
    @cjknotty 12 років тому +8

    I love Victoria Coren.

    • @Chris-wq3pe
      @Chris-wq3pe 3 роки тому

      you and the rest of the planet, mate

  • @JKCWvids
    @JKCWvids 5 років тому +3

    aaah the joy of 1:52

  • @silencewillfall7144
    @silencewillfall7144 3 роки тому +7

    She married the right man… at least in the fruit or veg debate department.

  • @keithallardice6139
    @keithallardice6139 3 роки тому +4

    That's the first time I've ever seen this - is there such a condition as "Perma-smile"??
    It made me happy :-)

  • @redmercer4158
    @redmercer4158 10 років тому +92

    Thanks to Frank Skinner for handing Vicky the heavy spoon while she was wearing something low-cut

  • @GD-xn6jw
    @GD-xn6jw 5 років тому +8

    "That's huge."

  • @NonRoker
    @NonRoker 2 роки тому +3

    Botanically its a fruit. Culinarily its a vegetable. Just like not all culinary herbs are botanical herbs and certainly not all botanical herbs is even edible.

  • @greengunner4749
    @greengunner4749 4 роки тому +2

    She's a ride

  • @JoeStunner
    @JoeStunner 12 років тому

    @AerynRavanna
    I hear you, brother.

  • @briane5706
    @briane5706 6 років тому +14

    She is just ... aaah!

    • @AkashKumar47
      @AkashKumar47 6 років тому +1

      Congratulations mate! You've successfully jizzed over your phone screen...

  • @leovyner
    @leovyner 12 років тому +4

    it`s a dumbbell spoon!

  • @rahmij
    @rahmij 5 років тому +8

    There's a couple of tomatoes there I wouldn't mind putting some cream on!

  • @zapfanzapfan
    @zapfanzapfan 5 років тому +6

    Feeding Victoria custard, that is sexy :-)

  • @yanmorris8953
    @yanmorris8953 4 роки тому +2

    I wonder whether David has watched this and what his reaction was

  • @ayanabenjamin376
    @ayanabenjamin376 4 роки тому +3

    8 years ago... where's David!

  • @ystoyanov3669
    @ystoyanov3669 5 років тому

    Oow that was a fun clip..

  • @butcherboy2008
    @butcherboy2008 7 років тому +1

    While we are at it, let us now discuss how corn is actually a grain.

  • @irishelk3
    @irishelk3 7 років тому +42

    Never mind the custard and tomato, i would just eat Victoria.

    • @ysgol3
      @ysgol3 7 років тому +9

      Irishfox - Please form an orderly queue.

    • @trevingaffney9187
      @trevingaffney9187 7 років тому +5

      Irishfox (You're goddamn, fuckin right!) This is just disrespectful! (Labia, clitoris, back to labia, hit the whispering eye, back to labia, then back to clitoris) Insensitive shit like this is why it's hard for women to be on TV!!! (I'd eat the ass if she wanted me to!) Please stop objectifying this brilliant woman!

    • @andrewtucker94
      @andrewtucker94 6 років тому +2

      Why is this boring shit on any video with any people with no Y chromosome

    • @stevenbaggley1257
      @stevenbaggley1257 5 років тому +1

      With custard, or without?

    • @q851230
      @q851230 5 років тому +1

      David:Over my dead body !

  • @blondechi
    @blondechi 12 років тому

    i want to try tomato and custard now.....

  • @coffeenurse
    @coffeenurse 12 років тому +2

    Any one else surprised no one mentioned fish fingers and custard??

  • @nielsvdhaar
    @nielsvdhaar 12 років тому

    @grishtak knightnuckerwit was just making a doctor who reference dude . Thanks for being todays derp .

  • @spartybrearly7221
    @spartybrearly7221 Рік тому

    Victoria covered in tomato and custard 😍😍😍

  • @drtoonie
    @drtoonie 10 років тому +6

    Until about 3:00 I was unsure about whether Frank was just pretending that he liked it as a ploy to make Victoria try it.
    ...now I kind of want to try tomatoes and custard.

  • @RFC3514
    @RFC3514 11 років тому +2

    No, what I mean is exactly what I wrote. Also, fungi are not plants.

  • @markbrown4127
    @markbrown4127 6 років тому +1

    Oh god

  • @ihasmario
    @ihasmario 11 років тому

    Berry.

  • @janeeyre1990
    @janeeyre1990 12 років тому

    @EuroNoobz Yes, I know. You'll note I said "by common use." The court said that since tomatoes are generally eaten with savory meals and not desert it is not a fruit, which is essentially what they were talking about in this clip.

    • @manuelbonet
      @manuelbonet 3 роки тому

      I am always amazed when I remember that you couldn't reply to a comment as we understand it today on UA-cam

  • @legodarknight101
    @legodarknight101 12 років тому

    Tomato + Custard = New Fishfingers + Custard

  • @EuroNoobz
    @EuroNoobz 12 років тому

    @janeeyre1990 yes, well, that court can decide whatever it wants it's still a fruit.
    I only said it was a fruit, i didn't say it wasn't a vegetable...
    0.o
    Vegetable isn't really a legit botanical term.. but a culinary
    bulbs, roots, stem, leaves, flowers, fruits, seeds & fungi can all be considered vegetables

  • @somegalfromcan
    @somegalfromcan 12 років тому +4

    pizzas also have cheese on them - are they a dairy product.

  • @jamesdettmann94
    @jamesdettmann94 Рік тому

    Pause at 2:37 and block the left half of the screen with your hand.

  • @JoeRivermanSongwriter
    @JoeRivermanSongwriter 4 роки тому +10

    I was seeing a dark haired version of Victoria for a bit. Same proportions but brunette. Ah mammaries. I mean memories.

    • @cirque2452
      @cirque2452 3 роки тому +1

      Hahahaha... F*ck you ... 😂

    • @BionicRusty
      @BionicRusty 3 роки тому

      Lucky boy but how daft are you for letting them go. 🤣😂

  • @joanneadair7498
    @joanneadair7498 3 роки тому

    WTF is a dumbbell spoon? Lmao

  • @alyburr6645
    @alyburr6645 9 місяців тому

    god some of the old comments on this are horrible, but I'm glad to see I wasn't the only one wondering whether fish fingers now count as a fruit lol

  • @janeeyre1990
    @janeeyre1990 12 років тому

    @EuroNoobz The America Supreme Court decided in Nix v. Hedden (1893) that, by common use, tomatoes are a vegetable.

  • @carpy1970
    @carpy1970 7 років тому +2

    well american schools already class chips as a vegetable. On the tomatoes are a fruit thing, well so are half the things we call vegetables:- chillies, peppers, cucumber, aubergine, courgette, marrow, pumpkin, avocado, beans, peas, olives.......

    • @mathewfullerton8577
      @mathewfullerton8577 6 років тому +1

      Yup, another non-American making incorrect statements about America.

    • @weskingston264
      @weskingston264 Рік тому

      @@mathewfullerton8577 4 years later...If you're not aware, 'chips' = fries in the UK. And I'm not sure what the exact guidelines were when this was filmed, but a quick Google search shows an article from 2020 says that school lunch guidelines were updated and:
      "...the new rules will solidify a temporary rule change quietly released this past spring that pasta made with starchy vegetable-based flours will count as a vegetable, even if it has no actual vegetables served with it. It also lowers the minimum requirement of red/orange vegetables and allows schools to offer potatoes as a vegetable every day, including in the form of french fries."
      Yup, another American talking shit without realizing how fked the USA really is in many, many ways.

  • @trollson66
    @trollson66 12 років тому +7

    botanically its a fruit - or a berry to be more pedantic (afair?).
    but in culinary its classed as a vegetable.
    two different domains.
    hell, I only watched this for Victoria anyway...

    • @ncrsnz
      @ncrsnz 7 років тому

      Simon Watts i

  • @nielsvdhaar
    @nielsvdhaar 12 років тому

    @grishtak Relax dude, have a fishfinger .

  • @alanbrown667
    @alanbrown667 6 років тому +1

    Wouldn't waste it on the carpet

  • @EvesInParadise
    @EvesInParadise 12 років тому +4

    Is it true that Victoria is dating David Mitchell?...

  • @mikefox248
    @mikefox248 3 роки тому +1

    Phwoar sticky Vicky - 18 cert needed

  • @austinhuber3131
    @austinhuber3131 2 роки тому +1

    I didn't hear a word anyone said

  • @RFC3514
    @RFC3514 12 років тому

    All fruits are vegetables. If you're picking fruits off animals, the RSPCA would like to have a word with you.

  • @DarthJedi2005remixes
    @DarthJedi2005remixes 12 років тому

    I think the generally held definition of a fruit is something which contains it's own seeds. So under that definition, I guess a pepper is a fruit too.

  • @trodd77
    @trodd77 8 років тому +1

    ........................And.....Relax.

  • @jackclewley95
    @jackclewley95 7 років тому +5

    I only came here to see how Frank Skinner would pronounce Tomato.

  • @praketingrichraft6181
    @praketingrichraft6181 Рік тому

    It's worse than just pizza, they actually tried to get ketchup classified as a vegetable as well.

  • @sandymack9345
    @sandymack9345 5 років тому +1

    I'm a bog standard green alien watching the coren creature....🥒

  • @iosifpateroulis1081
    @iosifpateroulis1081 5 років тому +3

    I can feel something moving in my trousers, and it's not the keyring or the spare change

  • @RFC3514
    @RFC3514 11 років тому +3

    Keep digging.
    In biology, "vegetable" designates the entire plant kingdom. It's irrelevant if they're "poisonous" or not (especially since something that is poisonous to some organisms can be perfectly safe for others, and vice versa).
    And fungi are a completely separate kingdom (Eukaryota / Opisthokonta / Fungi), somewhat related to animals (Eukaryota / Opisthokonta / Animalia), but on a completely different branch from plants (Eukaryota / Archaeplastida / Plantae).

  • @LyLaPla
    @LyLaPla 12 років тому

    @DarthJedi2005remixes that would make every man in the world a fruit then ;-)

  • @DarthJedi2005remixes
    @DarthJedi2005remixes 12 років тому

    @LyLaPla You know, as soon as I posted that comment, that's EXACTLY what went through my mind...

  • @grimTales1
    @grimTales1 6 років тому +10

    2:52 - Frank: I have to say this is quite sexy
    Vicky Coren is so gorgeous it hurts... damn

  • @emulus4000
    @emulus4000 Рік тому

    People don't believe the amount of things that are actually fruits. Like tomatoes and cucumbers. Or that a pumpkin is a berry. Or that corn is a fruit

    • @weskingston264
      @weskingston264 Рік тому

      I agree, and generally love pedantry/being a pedant (as is about to be displayed), but isn't corn technically a grain/pulse and not a fruit?

  • @kejmlok
    @kejmlok 11 років тому +3

    Does this mean fish fingers are fruit too?

  • @davym23
    @davym23 4 роки тому

    Lol

  • @EuroNoobz
    @EuroNoobz 12 років тому

    tomato def. is a fruit..

  • @obugger
    @obugger 11 років тому

    No, what you mean is all fruits are plants. Plants divide into lots of categories, trees,grasses, shrubs, mosses, fungi and, yes also vegetables and fruits.

  • @TheTomhamilton8
    @TheTomhamilton8 12 років тому

    it is a fruit

  • @pippasbm
    @pippasbm 4 роки тому +4

    usually gorgeous, stunning, intelligent ,funny and charismatic people leave me slightly OMG FAKE !!! But Victoria Coren Mitchell... legend !

  • @sharonhammer3901
    @sharonhammer3901 2 роки тому

    English 'custard' must mean something quite different from what Americans consider custard. It's all very confusing. Where is the guide to all things British for Americans?

    • @junbh2
      @junbh2 2 роки тому

      What does it mean in the US? Because in Canada it's a kind of pudding/mousse type thing with milk, sugar, and eggs, and it looks exactly like what they're eating here. I would have assumed it was the same in the States...

    • @sharonhammer3901
      @sharonhammer3901 2 роки тому

      @@junbh2 Whatever is in Skinner's bowl is far too liquid to qualify for the milk, eggs, sugar sort of custard that I eat. 'Proper' custard should be set. Where I live in the U.S., custard is most often eaten as custard pie. My favorite is coconut custard pie. In the British series, As Time Goes B, Lionel is always going on about 'custard tarts'. When he wants one he reaches into the cupboard for it. I know that outside the U.S. people have different ideas about refrigeration, but it always alarmed me that something called a custard tart was not refrigerated. There are also lots of fancy schmancy things one can concoct from the basic custard idea. Chef-y or Mahtha type of razzmatazz.

  • @eamonahern7495
    @eamonahern7495 4 роки тому +9

    To all those comments talking about how sexy Victoria is, I have one thing to say:
    I agree!

  • @tyajoy
    @tyajoy 12 років тому

    EXACTLY. we americans are lame. i'm moving to europe when i'm done with school

  • @maryhadfad
    @maryhadfad 12 років тому

    @cmomofilm are you a woman?

  • @vaushssexyboyfriend2623
    @vaushssexyboyfriend2623 2 роки тому

    She's as about as funny as my seizures

  • @yourworstnightmare1332
    @yourworstnightmare1332 Місяць тому

    All fruits are vegetables.