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  • Опубліковано 9 вер 2024
  • Amir, Allie, and Brad join Geoff to discuss Geoff's new hat, Geoff's mid-ness, and Geoff's banality!
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 117

  • @Headgum
    @Headgum  Рік тому +1

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  • @Ghostboy_Nate
    @Ghostboy_Nate Рік тому +61

    Every week I listen to the entirety of this show as a sort of reverse mental health exercise to keep me from becoming too happy

  • @YouAintThatGuy
    @YouAintThatGuy Рік тому +67

    The witch hat is appropriate, as this podcast is a curse

  • @stevemyers3082
    @stevemyers3082 Рік тому +113

    Geoff must think his big hat will make up for his small personality

    • @elliotkeil6063
      @elliotkeil6063 Рік тому +13

      Again that’s discount code “What’s hat?!”

    • @Decenium
      @Decenium Рік тому +1

      or those thin ankles

  • @brinkabrink
    @brinkabrink Рік тому +65

    The hat is just slightly too tall wouldn’t you agree? There’s like an inch difference between a fashion choice and a joke

  • @brianyobbz497
    @brianyobbz497 Рік тому +42

    This is one of my favorite podcasts and I can never tell anyone

  • @SarcasticPersona
    @SarcasticPersona Рік тому +31

    Geoff looks like The UnderJaker. He can't rest in peace... because he has a poor sleeping schedule.

  • @robbyf5522
    @robbyf5522 Рік тому +8

    I’ve been behind on this “podcast” and unfortunately started listening again, but I wanted to share what happened to me in the few weeks I wasn’t listening. After one (1) week I lost 25 lbs, my hair was growing fuller and healthier, my skin cleared up, and I felt so much more energy. After two (2) weeks, I had been promoted at work, I started a charity that helped the homeless in my community, and I had reconnected with my spirituality. After three (3) weeks things really started getting crazy, I’d become fluent in four languages, I was solving previously unsolved mathematical equations, and my touch was healing the sick! As the fourth week of not listening to this “podcast” was drawing to a close I was learning to walk on water when suddenly a UA-cam algorithm error started playing this episode. I immediately sunk into the sea and nearly drowned. This devilish “podcast” kept playing as I desperately swam for the shore. By the time I hit the stormy beaches I’d lost everything, Geoff’s words, or lack there of, had cursed me again and stripped me of all my newfound abilities. This show is the work of the devil, although I fear the devil himself would not enjoy the horrors this show has brought on humanity!

  • @motopixel50
    @motopixel50 Рік тому +18

    11:43 the foreshadowing, you can tell them freaking out a bit when Geoff questions it

  • @lassehegaard
    @lassehegaard Рік тому +22

    Geoff looks like a potion seller

    • @lobdooks
      @lobdooks Рік тому +1

      But we must answer his riddles three first

  • @devonscotttaylor
    @devonscotttaylor Рік тому +16

    the radio silence ratio of this pod is unmatched

  • @HoustonWadeCompton
    @HoustonWadeCompton Рік тому +62

    Chicken has to be the best guest on this show, just turned their back to Jeff and said nothing for 45 minutes

    • @elliotkeil6063
      @elliotkeil6063 Рік тому +4

      I would’ve sworn this was true 2 days ago but now it’s Goldie by a landslide

  • @karyharps
    @karyharps 7 місяців тому +2

    Nobody is quicker than Geoffrey James.
    "It looks broken"
    "Broken IN. it looks broken IN"

  • @Brett.A
    @Brett.A Рік тому +13

    All hat, no wagon.

    • @feroro9920
      @feroro9920 Рік тому +2

      A tail bone for a dumper on this sad, sad man

  • @jessesaranow7724
    @jessesaranow7724 Рік тому +11

    After last episode, this is honestly a breath of DEATH SNARE

  • @Smiththebat
    @Smiththebat Рік тому +11

    Geoffrey James is what comes up under synonyms for Banal in the dictionary.

  • @TheAtomicDom
    @TheAtomicDom Рік тому +12

    Yo give Brad a raise!

  • @yeboy5158
    @yeboy5158 Рік тому +6

    I can feel geoff's desperation from thousands of miles away

  • @benlittleforest
    @benlittleforest Рік тому +5

    Geoff looks like Pharrell if he was from some bumpkin town like, I dunno, fucking Chagrin Falls, Ohio

  • @girlgirlgirl1661
    @girlgirlgirl1661 Рік тому +3

    allie is amazing! she is killing it and whenever i see her cat i know it will be a good episode

  • @reko554
    @reko554 Рік тому +5

    AMIR at 11:40 is even better to hear now

  • @azamat_bagatov69
    @azamat_bagatov69 Рік тому +4

    And shame on Jake for saving a cat!

  • @elialexander8581
    @elialexander8581 5 місяців тому

    “Anything he says turns to gold and everything I say turns to mold” is lowkey bars

  • @BMDNERD
    @BMDNERD Рік тому +1

    The story Brad told at the end was so perfect in describing this trainwreck of a podcast.

  • @josephvaz5238
    @josephvaz5238 Рік тому +2

    Geoff talks like Bing's weird AI search engine

  • @bezoekers
    @bezoekers 8 місяців тому

    Forget the hat, forget the cat, look at that Jazzmaster 🤩

  • @Brian-nw3ey
    @Brian-nw3ey Рік тому +2

    U supplemented vitamin E?! LMFAO🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @swiper33333
    @swiper33333 Рік тому +1

    Brad's story at the end was so good. Geoff is Kurt Weissman for this

  • @sofiaposadas1
    @sofiaposadas1 Рік тому +2

    Eurmid is back!

  • @staher1990
    @staher1990 Рік тому +3

    🤣😂 Favorite moment where Brad tries to describe the podcast to someone 44:07

  • @scrungly
    @scrungly Рік тому +4

    that hat is making me physically sick

  • @azamat_bagatov69
    @azamat_bagatov69 Рік тому +4

    Shame on Amir for not returning to the last hour of the livestream. #AmirOut

  • @dynaboyjl.4220
    @dynaboyjl.4220 Рік тому

    I love brad one upping Geoff on Beatles knowledge.

  • @robbrutvan
    @robbrutvan Рік тому

    Omg amir foreshadows the livestream

  • @allegrakarthasahana
    @allegrakarthasahana Рік тому +1

    A fellow brown fellow and South Indian thanks you for the repeated shout out

  • @friendlywashchicago4328
    @friendlywashchicago4328 Рік тому +3

    Allie and Chicken need their own podcast………

  • @Thickolas
    @Thickolas Рік тому +1

    Geoff your hat and... I want to say red health potion make you look like a character from Diablo 2

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried Рік тому +1

    Love every episode ❤

  • @dragonfly5586
    @dragonfly5586 Рік тому +4

    My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

  • @fiImstruck
    @fiImstruck Рік тому +3

    34:41 Brad is the humble listener every episode. Does this show need an extra producer? We need to get Geoff back in the studio so he become the evil Merv Griffin that he is...

  • @incog.nyto.
    @incog.nyto. Рік тому +2

    Is Geoff trying out for the live action Curious George or something? Why the hat?

  • @late_blue
    @late_blue Рік тому +1

    I just noticed the intro theme has a great bass line

  • @azamat_bagatov69
    @azamat_bagatov69 Рік тому +2

    #FreeGeoff #AmirOut

  • @robbrutvan
    @robbrutvan Рік тому

    HOLY SHIT AM I THE STATE OF THE NETWORK???? AM I THE PRINCE THAT WAS PROMISED????

  • @RackieD
    @RackieD Рік тому +1

    He's a gold prospector of himself

    • @RackieD
      @RackieD Рік тому

      "I'm Brad at you" was gold Geoff don't let them get you down

  • @AlbertRutter
    @AlbertRutter Рік тому +2

    This podcast has become my afternoon pick-me-DOWN, factually. Geoff's hat? It's more than fine. It's RICE. And his personality? It's never been.

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Рік тому

    Major Key Alert: Wait your turn, is the funniest alert, major key wise

  • @dennischacko499
    @dennischacko499 Рік тому +2

    Thanks Geoff for all the brown fellows. Idli is midli tbh

  • @serbtrash
    @serbtrash Рік тому +1

    big hat on a small, small man

  • @november9046
    @november9046 5 місяців тому

    In a hat with a side of geoff

  • @dc44indy
    @dc44indy Рік тому +2

    Honestly, it's pretty mid of Brad to name Paul as his favorite Beatle and pretty choice of Geoff to role with another GEO guy in Mr. Harrison

    • @bradhild5169
      @bradhild5169 Рік тому +2

      Paul gave me front row tickets to his concert, which gives him a SLIGHT edge on GEOrge.

  • @dylanjc
    @dylanjc Рік тому

    Geoff's hat is less of a gallon hat and more of a 128 ounces hat.

  • @HoustonWadeCompton
    @HoustonWadeCompton Рік тому +2

    14:18 is the best pause in any episode, octomom of pregnant pauses

  • @MattyP650
    @MattyP650 Рік тому +1

    Are these people homeless in LA? How the F are they splitting the revenue of 8.5k views between 4 people?

  • @Shellitronnn
    @Shellitronnn Рік тому +1

    headgum employees, if you’re reading this (and you are), keep up the good fight. hopefully this cbs thing works out for geoff and he becomes such a famous a-list celeb he’ll finally be out of your hair, and you out of his mustache/sour.
    my hope is that he gets a netflix special, it bombs, he becomes an snl cast member for 2 seasons, and then he’s sharing the silver screen with the likes of daniel. craig, radcliffe, or otherwise

  • @donotworried
    @donotworried Рік тому +1

    Idly by 😂

  • @NotHeresrsly
    @NotHeresrsly Рік тому

    The Last time Geoff smiled easily with Amir

  • @maxpower8460
    @maxpower8460 Рік тому +1

    Why does it feel Geoff is using the podcast to write off this hat as a business expense?

  • @aloecrush
    @aloecrush Рік тому

    this thumbnail is ominous

  • @PepprCabbg
    @PepprCabbg Рік тому

    i gotta say i love the hat

  • @TheArchsage74
    @TheArchsage74 Рік тому +1

    Fuck I forgot it was Friday today. Guess we're doing this again

  • @lassehegaard
    @lassehegaard Рік тому

    Amir is in this.

  • @TheGlazedBook
    @TheGlazedBook Рік тому

    Geoffrey plainview himself

  • @racooninabag
    @racooninabag Рік тому +1

    this was an episode

  • @dc44indy
    @dc44indy Рік тому

    White boy here who understood the "standing idli by" joke. It was bad, man.

  • @annathomas1155
    @annathomas1155 Рік тому

    hey geoff. just wanna let you know the idli reference wasn’t lost on me

  • @stevenagelutton4322
    @stevenagelutton4322 Рік тому +1

    Another episode down the shitter because Geoff is too confident/insecure about his wagon

  • @ohmsdotbox
    @ohmsdotbox Рік тому +1

    Cant call a show weird and bad if that's the point. The perfect comedy shield 😎👌

  • @leem2155
    @leem2155 Рік тому +6

    this episode isn’t so bad, i guess.

    • @leem2155
      @leem2155 Рік тому +4

      never mind, i hadn’t begun to watch it yet.

  • @rowanmiles5646
    @rowanmiles5646 Рік тому +1

    My day was already ruined with that thumbnail, the episode was just insult to injury

  • @azamat_bagatov69
    @azamat_bagatov69 Рік тому +1

    Why does amir hate Geoff!

  • @BigMcChriss
    @BigMcChriss Рік тому +1

    So Geoff has just given up on segments huh?

  • @BaconManProd
    @BaconManProd Рік тому +1

    I'm worse for wear after this

  • @jodyvett23
    @jodyvett23 Рік тому

    Zaddy's juice

  • @robertrichards6964
    @robertrichards6964 Рік тому

    Oh god

  • @calvinmcmahon5749
    @calvinmcmahon5749 Рік тому +3

    Episode sucked but then he did that kahnfidence joke and i mean....thats not nothing

  • @allaroundtubin
    @allaroundtubin Рік тому +1

    Hey Geoff! I think you’re great despite what all the comments say. And your hat is very fashionable. Keep up the great work!

  • @GregTurismo
    @GregTurismo Рік тому +1

    This is Week 1 of me asking if I can be a host on the Headgum Podcast. Hey Geoff and Amir, can I be on the show?

  • @davidhurst4883
    @davidhurst4883 Рік тому

    geoff & hat podcast

  • @DinDOJ
    @DinDOJ Рік тому

    How does this low effort banality get ads but Twinnovation doesn’t?

  • @zombiez48survivl
    @zombiez48survivl Рік тому

    seeing that hat has ruined my life

  • @smashino
    @smashino Рік тому

    Geoff, stop with the vocal fry!

  • @Skimblie
    @Skimblie Рік тому +1

    Fun show, good job, thanks Geoff

  • @markmcmillan4233
    @markmcmillan4233 11 місяців тому

    16:15

  • @mikemcglasson1286
    @mikemcglasson1286 Рік тому

    I wish there wasn't a part of the show where they talk about the inner workings of the network. It's the most boring part

  • @PhartCreme
    @PhartCreme Рік тому

    id pay money if amir could be somewhat funny again

  • @robbrutvan
    @robbrutvan Рік тому

    Can we afford my $280k base salary? Healthcare optional
    Amir can pay me in Bitcoin

  • @anonymous-person1062
    @anonymous-person1062 Рік тому

    5/10

  • @larvaedadindex
    @larvaedadindex Рік тому

    This man is falling apart, in a way
    But damn does he look great

  • @adw4m
    @adw4m Рік тому +1

    Bad hat

  • @captainautobots
    @captainautobots Рік тому

    This episode was mid.

  • @lewiswashington9182
    @lewiswashington9182 Рік тому

    I never comment just watch but I just got to say my boy you look like a pilgrim

  • @mosquitopyjamas9048
    @mosquitopyjamas9048 Рік тому

    Amir is not in this episode

  • @squareheadhk
    @squareheadhk Рік тому

    Weird hat, bad host

  • @commas1
    @commas1 Рік тому

    geoff is a pharrell of himself, williams or otherwise