Joe Talks to Jim Breuer About People Fighting Monkeys

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  • @mkellar5860
    @mkellar5860 Рік тому +2185

    I never realised how scary it would be to fight a monkey until Joe vividly described every possibility for ten minutes straight

    • @pauloconnor5850
      @pauloconnor5850 Рік тому +30

      Omg yes!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @BrassStacks
      @BrassStacks Рік тому

      ua-cam.com/video/ODa_oYmuG4Q/v-deo.htmlsi=9hrS8DzWSBs5QmCt

    • @angelcano4567
      @angelcano4567 Рік тому

      ​@@Gas_Station_Tampons this is just racist

    • @Johnnyrocks34
      @Johnnyrocks34 Рік тому +9

      I personally never thought of fighting a monkey period. I’d honestly just not put myself in position to have to fight. It wouldn’t be any fun. Doesn’t sound fun to me

    • @GenericProtagonist7
      @GenericProtagonist7 Рік тому

      ​@@Gas_Station_Tampons He didn't say anything about being sucker punched and/or jumped by a large group of them so you can dismiss that idea.

  • @johnandrewmayne
    @johnandrewmayne Рік тому +569

    I can listen to Joe discuss hypothetical animal fights for hours

    • @daveevans7151
      @daveevans7151 Рік тому +13

      I have no idea how I got here but I loved it!

    • @DaftKermitThePunk
      @DaftKermitThePunk Рік тому +3

      i loved this so much

    • @KevinTSanchez
      @KevinTSanchez Рік тому +1

      Dead ass

    • @mightydook
      @mightydook Рік тому +5

      I can’t
      about 10 mins of joes arbitrary ramblings and I’m done

    • @empoweryou1
      @empoweryou1 Рік тому +3

      The whole conversation and I'm thinkin what a stupid conversation, that would never happen to me or anyone I know. And yet..........here I am watching the whole thing and yakin with you. No regerts!

  • @TRIGGAMAN_LOCO
    @TRIGGAMAN_LOCO Рік тому +1153

    Jim kept trying to make jokes but Joe is laser focused on his monkey fighting strategy 😂😂😂

    • @Stevo_YouTube
      @Stevo_YouTube Рік тому +45

      Joe and jokes don't mix

    • @empressoracle7773
      @empressoracle7773 Рік тому +8

      Exactly! 👏👏😭🤣🤣

    • @flowpipe
      @flowpipe Рік тому +16

      His jokes are not funny! So why would Joe laugh?

    • @drewdougan
      @drewdougan Рік тому +5

      Yes. This is another one where it could have been interesting, and JR once again hijacks the podcast to talk about irrelevant subject matter. He's been doing it a lot lately. For example Graham Hancock does not want to talk about MMA and Hand-to-Hand Combat. In fact, he is quite literally disinterested.

    • @jjaycadaynay
      @jjaycadaynay Рік тому +2

      Lol yeah it was a good laugh

  • @michaeldooley8744
    @michaeldooley8744 Рік тому +94

    I hope rogan can forgive me for laughing every single time he said... You gotta beat that monkey 😂😂😂

    • @fukkitful
      @fukkitful 5 місяців тому

      I'm disappointed no jokes about spanking your monkey were made.

  • @ryanrex297
    @ryanrex297 Рік тому +456

    How many hours has Joe thought/talked about combat with monkeys? I’m here for every minute of it.

    • @rob175kks
      @rob175kks Рік тому

      It's verging on being an erotic fantasy for him i think.

    • @maryrichter7040
      @maryrichter7040 Рік тому +2

      Lol😂

    • @Spocklee
      @Spocklee Рік тому +5

      The new frontier joe rogan hosts monkey ufc

    • @finished6267
      @finished6267 Рік тому +2

      AI should be compiling this for us right now. Jamie, pull up every time Joe talked about monkey fightin'

    • @ketil4
      @ketil4 Рік тому +1

      What a unintresting subject

  • @jopo7996
    @jopo7996 Рік тому +2654

    Jim always looks like he gets a solid 2 hours of sleep every night.

    • @ryanflynn6819
      @ryanflynn6819 Рік тому +106

      swear bro always looks like hes fucke up 😂😂

    • @Fstate
      @Fstate Рік тому +56

      Up late at night reading right wing conspiracies and falling for them hard

    • @a.sunflower
      @a.sunflower Рік тому +211

      @@Fstatejust like people fall for left wing conspiracies

    • @Switch-N-ThinK
      @Switch-N-ThinK Рік тому +21

      Jo been looking like that too a lot. They both need some Zzzz.

    • @kschrop
      @kschrop Рік тому +39

      At almost 60, Joes doing pretty damn good imo

  • @Shoota45acp
    @Shoota45acp Рік тому +46

    This was the greatest JRE I've seen in a while!!

  • @imawizard6876
    @imawizard6876 Рік тому +510

    Is it just me or is Joe way more passionate when talking about apes, monkeys, and gorillas as apposed to any other subject.

    • @rickcuster8661
      @rickcuster8661 Рік тому +93

      Don’t forget UFO’s, Comanches and bears…

    • @berrey7
      @berrey7 Рік тому

      You ever heard of someone's passion. Joe's passion is Apes.

    • @REDMAN298
      @REDMAN298 Рік тому +72

      Joe has mad respect for bears.

    • @JoeyP946
      @JoeyP946 Рік тому +36

      bears is his thing

    • @rickcuster8661
      @rickcuster8661 Рік тому +24

      And elk

  • @tommyoshady
    @tommyoshady Рік тому +195

    "I think you need to reassess what you think a monkey is"! One of the most unintentionally funny things I've ever heard come out of Joe's mouth😂😂😂

    • @prebenen
      @prebenen Рік тому

      yea im dying here

    • @mrgreenthumb5228
      @mrgreenthumb5228 Рік тому +2

      This has me laughing so hard!

    • @Firstthunder
      @Firstthunder Рік тому +4

      And he kept hammering it home! No, I mean you really need to reassess where you are with monkeys. 😂😂

  • @adducealethea2244
    @adducealethea2244 Рік тому +122

    Dude, they are insanely strong.... I was talking to a caged monkey in a pet store one time. It was freaking out because a couple of kids were just bugging the hell out of it. It reached through the cage and snatched my hat off my head, and just as easy as butter it tore off the front emblem. The emblem was double threaded on, there's no way a human could come close to doing that.

  • @urbanx3922
    @urbanx3922 Рік тому +23

    Good god.. That scalping monkey was insanely ferocious, it made me realize there’s even more space or strength levels between us and primates.

    • @mindfornication4funn
      @mindfornication4funn 6 місяців тому

      Humans DEVOLVED from primates !!

    • @RohitMitra-fy8ug
      @RohitMitra-fy8ug Місяць тому

      Exactly ! The way it peeled the skin off down to the skull in less than a second. They have strong jaws, nails and teeth that can inflict serious wounds. Also extremely agile in close quarters.

  • @BPB9973952
    @BPB9973952 Рік тому +41

    "Monkeys stealing kids, it's a big problem" lol

    • @noctilucent7396
      @noctilucent7396 Рік тому +2

      Hey man... times are rough

    • @trevorpachunka3352
      @trevorpachunka3352 Рік тому +17

      Politicans stealing kids is also a big problem lmao

    • @BonShula
      @BonShula Рік тому

      @@trevorpachunka3352 Where? You can't send a single source. You are living a lie. YOU ARE LIVING A LIE

    • @JoeyP946
      @JoeyP946 Рік тому

      @@BonShula Russia has been stealing Ukrainian kids and it's decently documented

    • @noctilucent7396
      @noctilucent7396 Рік тому +10

      ​@@trevorpachunka3352 you pissed off the biden Bot

  • @danieltolson5341
    @danieltolson5341 Рік тому +205

    You always know it’s a real problem when Joe tells someone “it’s a real problem”.

    • @kornandfoofighters
      @kornandfoofighters Рік тому +3

      Theres gonna be a problem, if you dont bring back the FUNYANS maaaan, and CHOCOLATE, dont forget chocolate!.....5 years for some weeed? GOD DAYUM

    • @Sas_HeatherC
      @Sas_HeatherC Рік тому +2

      his high is hanging out

    • @aa-yt7wo
      @aa-yt7wo Рік тому

      Joe successfully describes what it's like to have black people in your country

    • @toh6261
      @toh6261 Рік тому +1

      ​@@kornandfoofighters... yeahhh..

  • @rafallex
    @rafallex Рік тому +1341

    Have Kat Williams on!

    • @jadedpigeon5585
      @jadedpigeon5585 Рік тому +53

      He invited him on Twitter or X.

    • @percanatord3461
      @percanatord3461 Рік тому +77

      ​@@PiStOlNomicslmao Joe shouldn't be talking hes absolutely garbage at stand up big fan of everything else but man does he suck at stand up and nobody tells him because he's Joe Rogan not hating at all but just can't get into his stand up at all

    • @6atlantis
      @6atlantis Рік тому +36

      Leave their b.s culture to them…..👌🏻

    • @P1since94
      @P1since94 Рік тому +7

      It's up to kat and he's smart enough to let it ride for a while.

    • @Maelstromaku
      @Maelstromaku Рік тому +5

      Katts not wrong sometimes 😅​@@PiStOlNomics

  • @JCL1amas
    @JCL1amas Рік тому +9

    This JRE episode is getting me through my depressive episode…Thank you Joe and Jim 🫶

  • @thatbigblackguychannel2576
    @thatbigblackguychannel2576 Рік тому +20

    "I think you need to re access where you are with this monkey"! This is the funniest statement ever spoken, haha!

  • @meth9384
    @meth9384 Рік тому +68

    "You can't treat a monkey like it's a little person." - what a quote bro hats down

    • @Likexner
      @Likexner 3 місяці тому +1

      A lot of people need to hear that though.

    • @sking3492
      @sking3492 13 днів тому

      He forgets the little person becomes a really big person 😲🙄😜

  • @fearthehoneybadger
    @fearthehoneybadger Рік тому +42

    "Nothing like the simple pleasures of a monkey knife fight".
    Homer Simpson

  • @deadbeats4894
    @deadbeats4894 Рік тому +54

    "All the things that bleed are now gone" 😬 Monkey pulled that off like scotch tape.

    • @tapewerm6716
      @tapewerm6716 5 місяців тому +1

      I'm with Jim .. I'm not sure that was real. There would be some bleeding.

    • @neckashi6971
      @neckashi6971 29 днів тому

      Jesus... I thought those monkeys were cool, i've fed them with my own hands but now that scalp video has f ed me up, and i thought recess macaques were the a holes
      I live in the Nat Geo show, monkey Thieves city

  • @theantil7
    @theantil7 Рік тому +17

    For the first half of the video I was screaming at the screen "MONKEYS CAN LITERALLY SCALP YOU!", then they actually brought the video up and I was so relieved lol

  • @williamburgis3207
    @williamburgis3207 Рік тому +445

    Joe hittin us with some hard truth some of us might not be ready for; we all need to reassess where we are with this monkey.

    • @williwonti
      @williwonti Рік тому +7

      Reassess Rhesuses, eat Reese's Pieces

    • @cryptidian3530
      @cryptidian3530 Рік тому +14

      I actually think Joe is underestimating how strong he is. A 35 pound monkey is not gonna do serious damage to you. You'll get clawed, scratched and bitten, but you would easily overpower it.

    • @Inertia888
      @Inertia888 Рік тому +5

      @@cryptidian3530 It would all depend on where it bit you. If it got you in a very vital part of your body, you might be done for. 1v1 probably Joe wins. But 2 monkeys versus 1 Joe?

    • @CarlySB
      @CarlySB Рік тому +5

      @@cryptidian3530 We had just seen a very small monkey completely fail to hurt a surprised man who was wearing sandals. Joe talks a lot of rubbish, most of the time.

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC Рік тому +13

      @@CarlySB I mean, you saw what the monkey did to the mans scalp.
      Imagine then an alpha monkey who is angry, full of testosterone.
      I still think a human would win the fight, 9 times out of 10, if the man aint what you would call a "beta" and actually fight it.
      BUT, it could definitely create a lot of damage on you.

  • @FREEDOMGUNNER
    @FREEDOMGUNNER Рік тому +338

    About 30yrs ago I was at the San Francisco Zoo and a Spider Monkey reached it hand thru the cage and I decided to shake hands with it. As soon as it got a grip on my hand, it pulled straight back, faster and much stronger than I could've imagined, and I pulled my whole arm thru the cage until my shoulder stopped it because it was too big to go thru the bars.
    I'm 6'1", 230lbs, with a strong upper body, and I was instantly shocked that a 10-15lb Spider Monkey had that kind of upper body strength to pull me like a ragdoll. Of course, I was totally relaxed and unaware of its violent intention, but I learned instantly to never underestimate a small primate, and I'd better be on my full and best fight mode if I ever encountered one outside of a cage. THEY DO NOT F*CK AROUND!

    • @Thizlamic
      @Thizlamic Рік тому

      🐒MONKEY ISLAND!💀

    • @kingjoe3rd
      @kingjoe3rd Рік тому +29

      Well, some of them do "fuck around" because there are tons of videos of them participating in juggling and doing all kinds of tricks.

    • @grhythmic
      @grhythmic Рік тому +20

      Yeah man and the worst part is irrelevant of its strength it could have easily bit you which creates a whole new world of problems😂 their speed is also very different than one would think at first.

    • @newp0rt
      @newp0rt Рік тому

      the issue is we have limiters. they dont. they are ANIMALS. they put out way more power to weight ratio than we do. they easily just go max force instantly. like they guy saying just grab its tail. NO. their tails are dextrous they swing their entire body on their tails. monkeys are absolutely insane dude. we cant beat them in a 1v1, we have to use our brains. its our only advantage.

    • @thedevo01
      @thedevo01 Рік тому +6

      ​@@kingjoe3rdoh you mean a tamed circus monkey? 😅

  • @CornyBum
    @CornyBum Рік тому +151

    "I'm puntin' a monkey." 😂 This and Jim Breuer insisting on the effectiveness of spinning a monkey around by its tail had me cracking up.

    • @JohnStewart223
      @JohnStewart223 7 місяців тому

      Randy Orton enters the chat

    • @jaybee6477
      @jaybee6477 6 місяців тому +1

      I did it to a cat as a child, but when you let go of the tail, they’re pissed

    • @ganjalfcreamcorn8438
      @ganjalfcreamcorn8438 6 місяців тому

      @@jaybee6477 wtf lol

    • @jaybee6477
      @jaybee6477 6 місяців тому +2

      @@ganjalfcreamcorn8438 it was a mean cat that would attack me when I was like 4 or 5, it had it coming.

  • @DennisMoore664
    @DennisMoore664 Рік тому +25

    Breuer's reaction a 7:43 is both very real and priceless.

  • @roberthieber1
    @roberthieber1 Рік тому +141

    I worked with macaque monkeys. During safety training we were told to think of them as “pit bulls that could fly!” 😂

    • @miatalife94
      @miatalife94 Рік тому

      did you have to spank the monkey?

    • @JonGZBOS
      @JonGZBOS Рік тому +24

      Lmao that's fkn terrifying

    • @mattburkett6358
      @mattburkett6358 Рік тому +9

      I believe it monkeys always been that animal im terrified of

    • @die4race
      @die4race Рік тому +4

      oh my fucking god that's terrifying

  • @chrisstengren8995
    @chrisstengren8995 Рік тому +37

    My knowledge of the danger of bears and monkeys begins and ends with joe Rogan

  • @crazyfingers619
    @crazyfingers619 Рік тому +288

    Hearing Joe Rogan and Mr. Brewer go off on how strong monkeys are again, is oddly comforting after the crazy decade we've just gone through.

    • @trappedintimesurroundedbye5477
      @trappedintimesurroundedbye5477 Рік тому

      decade? the last 3 years have been the worst. Hold on for this year and stop watching mainstream media

    • @marcgambone4240
      @marcgambone4240 Рік тому +5

      Seriously was nice

    • @Jsgro69
      @Jsgro69 Рік тому +4

      Again being able to wattch JR and JB are like kicking back with some of your bros maybe tilting a few back...like comfort food..But JR is 100% correct about monkeys...if ever you are around one...no matter how small it is...do not measure them as you would to a person...they do look like us to a degree and can let you drop your guard...oh how cute.. F%&* all of that.. they will bite your nose or ear, finger right off quicker than you could ever defend yourself

    • @lucio989
      @lucio989 Рік тому

      It’s only been 4 years

    • @goobah1389
      @goobah1389 Рік тому +1

      What are your markers for a decade?

  • @AllknowingUnknown
    @AllknowingUnknown Рік тому +13

    "What's fair?! F*CK FAIR" LMFAO

  • @kevinyunseokim8194
    @kevinyunseokim8194 Рік тому +62

    its actually insane the level of focus and concentration joe has from imagining fighting monkeys. look at his twitch at 5:11 when he talks about stomping the monkey lol

    • @DæmonV86
      @DæmonV86 Рік тому +16

      You gotta take that shit seriously, bro. You never know until you're in it.

    • @danlowe
      @danlowe Рік тому +5

      This feels like the place to mention that I once fought a whitetail buck rutting in my yard. Ran up on me in the garden that just had netting for fence so it had a lot of net tangled and there was a tree mostly between us that I could get behind. It was enough of a 'fight' that I grabbed both of its antlers while it skinned my forearms and thumbs on the bark of the tree thrashing around, but I kept ahold of it thinking it wouldn't be able to get around. Even in hindsight I like to think I could have bashed its head on the tree or got it to break an antler, but I really couldn't do anything but lean back and hold on while trying to keep my wrists from getting twisted off. Also, if I had done nothing it might have left me alone. I was pretty scratched up but its forehead was bleeding from where it had scraped itself. Managed a couple seconds of tug of war when it tried to rear up and then had to leg go when it kept tugging. It stumbled back but didn't even fall on two legs. I started throwing dirt in its face and it finally moved off. Animals are all the toughest, dumbest drunk guy you've ever seen.
      Now I just use bear spray on everything, even fawns. They should have stayed extinct.

    • @yewtewbstew547
      @yewtewbstew547 Рік тому

      @@danlowe Throwing dirt in its face was a pro move, that's some ninja shit.

  • @12235117657598502586
    @12235117657598502586 Рік тому +17

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This whole hilarious conversation had me 💀…
    Apart from the scalping! 😱

  • @fancypants90210
    @fancypants90210 Рік тому +30

    Jim Breuer and Joe have two unbelievably infectious laughs.

    • @YEEYEE-dy8tk
      @YEEYEE-dy8tk Рік тому +2

      Joe has the worst most annoying laugh ever

    • @mercilesspig
      @mercilesspig Рік тому +1

      ⁠@@YEEYEE-dy8tk Clearly you never heard Jimmy Carr’s laugh

  • @anothergamingchannel2656
    @anothergamingchannel2656 Рік тому +7

    Jim's one of my favorite guests! Wish Joe had him on more often. He's funnier than certain other comedians Joe has on often... although I haven't seen the ones I'm thinking of on recently to be fair.

  • @prolly2stoned420
    @prolly2stoned420 Рік тому +9

    These are the convos I’m here for

  • @jreiland07
    @jreiland07 Рік тому +16

    Joe “you haven’t been paying attention to the literature” Rogan
    Humans fighting primates is really what this show does best

  • @aporkpiepizza
    @aporkpiepizza Рік тому +18

    My wife took me to South Africa after she'd volunteered there years previously. At no point had she told me they just roam wild in suburban areas like parks and the beach. I freaked out. They search through bins, steal bags from people, they're straight up terrifying as they're strong and don't give a frig about anything.

    • @Michael-rv5ib
      @Michael-rv5ib Рік тому +7

      Sounds like New York and LA.

    • @joeyhoward-williams8853
      @joeyhoward-williams8853 Рік тому +3

      Those are only in specific areas and beaches where there's lots of wildlife/trees. I live in South Africa, and you'll never run into a monkey/baboon in 90% of cities, towns and suburbs. You'll see them mostly while traveling through provinces and that's about it

  • @WoodysSteakHouse
    @WoodysSteakHouse Рік тому +13

    This conversation was great!😂

  • @MikeJones-rh4xk
    @MikeJones-rh4xk Рік тому +10

    4:15 its hilarious how Jim is joking about this, it cuts back to Joe and he is dead fuckin serious contemplating this human monkey fight.

    • @sking3492
      @sking3492 13 днів тому

      He says it with a straight face - if it was me l would lose it, start laughing like crazy.

  • @K.V.P14
    @K.V.P14 Рік тому +9

    " human beings have figured this out ..... BANG !! " 😂😂 first time I've ever laughed out loud at Joe , hahah well done

  • @Dxnttv
    @Dxnttv Рік тому +8

    “WHO’S COMIN WITH ME”. Jim is iconic.

  • @oscardavidgm
    @oscardavidgm Рік тому +7

    "All the things that bleed are now gone" that was a cold line.

  • @georgemcarthur488
    @georgemcarthur488 Рік тому +136

    Joe describing how to beat up a monkey might possibly be the funniest thing I've heard this year 😆🤣

    • @caulksqueezer
      @caulksqueezer Рік тому +1

      I can already see the memes

    • @joshuafloyd792
      @joshuafloyd792 Рік тому +4

      We're only 9 days in though 😂

    • @crustycritters6148
      @crustycritters6148 Рік тому

      Almost seems like AI but it isn’t 24 hit different

    • @jacobgay4032
      @jacobgay4032 Рік тому +1

      Me to I’m dying

    • @215JETS
      @215JETS Рік тому +2

      Joe: These monkeys stoned people to death, threw rocks at them"... Jim: 'Im a good Pitcher Joe.' lmao

  • @NickMK
    @NickMK Рік тому +18

    This sounds like the Joe Roganiest Joe Rogan topic

    • @Pratttty
      @Pratttty Рік тому +1

      That tongue twisted me in my brain lol

  • @Abhey_Singh_its
    @Abhey_Singh_its Рік тому +20

    as a Indian where there are lot of monkeys believe me they are powerful.

    • @jonaskarlstrom4152
      @jonaskarlstrom4152 Рік тому +5

      And people go in to the monkeyforrest hugging them, they are nuts. Did it once, never been so scared.

  • @pyregazer9210
    @pyregazer9210 27 днів тому +1

    I am high enough to appreciate this convo 11 mo's late.

  • @Itstimetoplaythegam
    @Itstimetoplaythegam Рік тому +66

    “You gotta pile drive that monkey” “ I think you’ll break it eventually “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @TTime685
      @TTime685 Рік тому

      "You gotta beat the sht outta that monkey" 😌

  • @goatbaaad3711
    @goatbaaad3711 Рік тому +105

    I love how Joes mind works
    “You dont think they would train monkeys to steal babies?! YOURE CRAAAAZY!”🤣🤣

    • @thomassparks36
      @thomassparks36 Рік тому +4

      Completely 😂

    • @Lilmickcrocodiledundee0001
      @Lilmickcrocodiledundee0001 Рік тому +9

      How could you not think of that? You're crazy not to think that 😂😂

    • @mariaribeiro8931
      @mariaribeiro8931 Рік тому +1

      I also love his footprint !! 😁

    • @Lykkos-321
      @Lykkos-321 Рік тому +3

      That means awareness, not being naive and think all possibilities is what make you anticipate many stuff in life

  • @ricwhite612
    @ricwhite612 Рік тому +6

    jesus, imagine you get a notification that read joe talks to jim breuer about fighting monkeys and not click on it

  • @callofdutyraper
    @callofdutyraper 7 місяців тому +5

    The thought of being kicked by Joe Rogan is scary….. the thought of him kicking a monkey… COMEDY GOLD 😂

  • @Iamjohnmiraglia
    @Iamjohnmiraglia Рік тому +80

    This gotta be the most Joe Rogan conversation ever.

  • @dccoletrain
    @dccoletrain Рік тому +132

    I love how Joe has strategies to defeat monkeys among everything else

    • @alphaturtle3806
      @alphaturtle3806 Рік тому +1

      He did call the kid a b for not fighting the monkey then goes on to say how you shouldn’t fight the monkey.
      What I see is the difference between strategy and reaction

    • @armondtanz
      @armondtanz Рік тому

      cant believe they got up the picture of the woman who had here entire face bit off, it'll stay with u for the rest of yer life...

    • @matthewbartke4424
      @matthewbartke4424 Рік тому

      @@alphaturtle3806 The reality is, the small woman easily pulled the kid away from the monkey. What could happen is always at war with what did happen.

    • @CantTellYou
      @CantTellYou Рік тому +1

      Jim Breuer trying to make bad jokes the whole time why Rogan seriously pontificates is content gold

  • @alphaturtle3806
    @alphaturtle3806 Рік тому +21

    Possibly the greatest conversation ever.

  • @ryanwilliams174
    @ryanwilliams174 11 місяців тому +4

    Now im sitting here stoned out my mind coming up with plans on how i could best give a monkey the business 🤣

  • @zachdelano7156
    @zachdelano7156 Рік тому +6

    0:26 "...but if they did" 😱

  • @loadtodeath7390
    @loadtodeath7390 Рік тому +29

    Gone from pretty confident to freakin terrified of a monkey fight

  • @RyanNorman-gn3qu
    @RyanNorman-gn3qu Рік тому +170

    This is classic JRE content. I love it! Also if Jim Bruer really was going to fight a monkey with Joe Rogan as his trainer I would literally pay 💰 more money than I have ever paid for all the other PPVs in my entire life put together to watch it. I’m not kidding either. 👏🏽

    • @MikeHawk8008
      @MikeHawk8008 Рік тому +9

      id stream it illegally just to piss dana off

    • @MAkAVeLlIiii
      @MAkAVeLlIiii Рік тому +2

      Joe had this particular guest as a response to what Kat Williams said about Joe pushing bad comics.

    • @trffinal1541
      @trffinal1541 Рік тому

      that monkey will win millions of banana 😅🤣 2 and a half banana for each PPV's views to 🤣😂

    • @offgrid1356
      @offgrid1356 Рік тому +3

      😂😂😂 funny but I couldnt pay unless it was Jim kinda sat around in *wherever* for whatever time needed for a monkey to start a fight with him. It could be made into a 3 part series, the plan, the hanging around, the fight. Couldnt sanction Jim beating some random monkey for no reason, or it killing him, would be a step too far 😂 I totally have some cash for the 3 parter tho, as messed up as that is. Its gotta be a chimp too, man vs wild, brains vs braun. Ive smoked too much....ignore me 😑...carry on, nothing to see here

    • @jade-vt2qz
      @jade-vt2qz Рік тому

      I had a realisation joe rogan was not as intelligent as I thought when he thought that first monkey video was real I thought everybody with a brain established that it was a monkey with a wire attached. Who thinks monkeys are getting about on little motorbikes kidnapping children that's some absolutely slow mentality

  • @bennybenny55
    @bennybenny55 Рік тому +15

    i once found a dying squirrel it was proper weak like couldnt stand up and i thought ill take him home look after him. It was like picking up a steel bar, like you could just tell that little thing was incredible strong even though it wasnt fighting or moving or anything, if monkeys are like that joes got a point.

  • @Dram1984
    @Dram1984 Рік тому +10

    Find someone that loves you as much as Joe loves thinking about fighting animals.

  • @93Mafu
    @93Mafu Рік тому +6

    I was winning my imaginary fight with a monkey until 7:27

    • @donotcareatall
      @donotcareatall Рік тому +1

      Basically everyone who hasn’t seen that video lol

  • @MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle
    @MorganFreemansFavoriteFreckle Рік тому +7

    Joe needs a channel exclusively for analyzing animal fights

  • @Ummyeah123
    @Ummyeah123 11 місяців тому +2

    Mr Rogan I just started watching your videos. I love them

  • @Mister_Cool
    @Mister_Cool Рік тому +47

    Incredible to know that some people use dogs to hunt these creatures. One breed they use is Pit Bulls. That makes sense. If you wanted a dog that would go up against a formidable animal, a Pit Bull would be one of the choices. They have been used throughout their history for catching and going up against a variety of different creatures from bulls, to wild pigs, etc. There are even some videos on UA-cam of them vs. monkeys. Many unsurprisingly get taken down, but some are still up.

    • @sisleymichael
      @sisleymichael Рік тому +8

      I live in south Texas. I used to hog hunt wild hogs in my youth. I always used Pits. I kept in contact with the dog pounds to get them. They can take a hog down a lot bigger than they are. They are fierce, tough, and never quit.

    • @jameserswell2161
      @jameserswell2161 Рік тому +4

      Thanks for giving me something to watch!

    • @noonecares7730
      @noonecares7730 Рік тому +10

      Pitbulls are misunderstood unfortunately. If they're raised right, they are one of the kindest dog breeds.

    • @ronnybaby1092
      @ronnybaby1092 Рік тому

      based. thank you for your service

    • @sisleymichael
      @sisleymichael Рік тому +2

      @@noonecares7730 Very true. I have one now. It is a big baby! Most animals if shown affection and good feeding, get their vet care, they will make excellent pets.

  • @bruhbruhhh6592
    @bruhbruhhh6592 Рік тому +124

    Classic moment of Joe describing in graphic detail how he'd fight a monkey 🙏

  • @noctilucent7396
    @noctilucent7396 Рік тому +5

    Pure gold boys. GOLD.

  • @devinplayseverything3764
    @devinplayseverything3764 5 місяців тому +3

    dude, that monkey scalp video is hardcore. ive never seen that before.

  • @DANNOS1993
    @DANNOS1993 Рік тому +4

    I loved Jim Breuer in the movie "Half Baked"

  • @sammy00000000001
    @sammy00000000001 Рік тому +9

    This is the most male chat ever 😂 Joe comes to life talking about fighting animals 😂

  • @SerjTerrible
    @SerjTerrible Рік тому +81

    I love how Joe doesn’t fully realize Jim is joking

    • @matriaxpunk
      @matriaxpunk Рік тому +26

      And how Jim doesn’t realize Joe isn’t joking

    • @ClownWorldEnjoyer
      @ClownWorldEnjoyer Рік тому +9

      Joe is always like this when he's talking about the strength of wild animals.

    • @LAMARCAMUSICA
      @LAMARCAMUSICA Рік тому

      Jim at the beginning of this exchange was 100% delusional enough to think he could handle that Monkey, now he's second guessing it.

    • @dogeknows6086
      @dogeknows6086 Рік тому

      @user-bi3vi2wx8x2literally no one but you ever has or ever will give a shit about that

  • @quadstackedscuba2655
    @quadstackedscuba2655 11 місяців тому +2

    Joe impression of the monkey at 1:18 is hilarious 😆

  • @tjhagan8754
    @tjhagan8754 Рік тому +25

    This might be one of the most Joe Rogan clips ever 😅

  • @conorflynn4905
    @conorflynn4905 Рік тому +10

    This is what the JRE is really all about 💪🏼🤣

  • @FullTexanEffect
    @FullTexanEffect Рік тому +12

    Hard hitting conversations that matter. 💪

  • @CryHavocWarDog
    @CryHavocWarDog Рік тому +7

    Stay strapped, fellas.

  • @mrmoderatormrbobmoderator69
    @mrmoderatormrbobmoderator69 Рік тому +4

    Don't ever show me that video again (grossed out)..... Joe moves on to talk about fight strategy. Wait, play that video back 😂

  • @Moondog1109
    @Moondog1109 Рік тому +137

    This is it! Peak Rogan...this podcast has really just been a build up to this moment, Joe's absolute expertise.

    • @harbosonius
      @harbosonius Рік тому +9

      You can see he's absolutely glowing while discussing the power of the munkee.

  • @Hbizz813
    @Hbizz813 Рік тому +16

    I love bruers laugh 😂

  • @Veggareactclips
    @Veggareactclips 5 місяців тому +1

    :32 seconds he did the laugh he did in half baked😂 1 the funniest movies eva 🗣"butter Scotch noooo"

  • @Subrata-Bhoomika92032
    @Subrata-Bhoomika92032 Рік тому +486

    AWT77K appears to be a landmark project, and Joes insights help us understand its groundbreaking nature.

  • @DjangoWineHeart
    @DjangoWineHeart Рік тому +8

    Jim's laugh is one of nature's greatest sounds...

  • @hankyugehog1865
    @hankyugehog1865 Рік тому +9

    That monkey struggled to even drag the small child. The mother swoops the child up like a feather. Joe Rogan; " Dude that monkey is way stronger then us." lol

    • @prokoppako3082
      @prokoppako3082 Рік тому +3

      it´s ridiculous how the majority of people are dumb when discussing animal strength, I remember when Joe said that if his golden retriever wanted to kill him he could easily do it 🤣

    • @bettywhite2694
      @bettywhite2694 Рік тому +1

      I mean joe is like 3 and a half feet tall 😆 ​@prokoppako3082

    • @okdude8215
      @okdude8215 Рік тому

      It's ridiculous I'd rather fight monkey than another man my size... 😅​@@prokoppako3082

  • @Dario.991
    @Dario.991 Рік тому +3

    Joe randomly howling during this podcast was the best thing ever

  • @shinypuller
    @shinypuller Рік тому +7

    this is classic Joe. I LOVE the enthusiasm towards monkeys Ucking up humans....the best

  • @bowlica1
    @bowlica1 Рік тому +26

    8 minutes in and Jim is just flabbergasted. Joe been talking this monkey dominance forever. Hilarious!!!

  • @SixWinsStudios
    @SixWinsStudios Рік тому +15

    Jim Breuer never apologized to Eric Weinstein for that PingTrip video 😂

  • @RicardoRodriguez-fg1kf
    @RicardoRodriguez-fg1kf Рік тому +5

    " You need to get on steroids immediately" 😂

  • @guyfantastico8268
    @guyfantastico8268 Рік тому +51

    Jim makes me laugh without even saying a word. Just his face alone is hysterical

    • @the_cheap_ones
      @the_cheap_ones Рік тому +2

      Sheep

    • @voiceofreason1629
      @voiceofreason1629 Рік тому +2

      Poor guy, imagine if you had a face that just made people laugh!

    • @guyfantastico8268
      @guyfantastico8268 Рік тому +3

      @@voiceofreason1629 Naw, not poor guy, it helps him as a comedian..

    • @guyfantastico8268
      @guyfantastico8268 Рік тому

      @@the_cheap_ones Sheep rhymes with cheap

    • @voiceofreason1629
      @voiceofreason1629 Рік тому +1

      @guyfantastico8268 yeah, but imagine if he had gone into insurance or something.

  • @stephengibbons2260
    @stephengibbons2260 Рік тому +25

    The most expected video title from Joe Rogan in 2024.

    • @YEEYEE-dy8tk
      @YEEYEE-dy8tk Рік тому +1

      Joe is so predictable and repetitive. Idk how people are still listening to this terrible podcast. Probably mostly indians listening at this point.

    • @Iris_and_or_George
      @Iris_and_or_George Рік тому

      So we don't need to watch the rest of the year?😅

    • @BonShula
      @BonShula Рік тому

      @@YEEYEE-dy8tk Because they love misinfo. Like the Trump civil war airport video

    • @Iris_and_or_George
      @Iris_and_or_George Рік тому

      ​@@YEEYEE-dy8tkrage bait? Why else are you watching and taking the time to comment on stuff you don't like? Seems strange to voluntarily do this meanwhile helping the stats to promote it and finishing it off by with throwing a random racist twist at the end. Do/watch things that make you happier instead of making hating things your identity.

    • @stephengibbons2260
      @stephengibbons2260 Рік тому

      I know it's mad, and people are still commenting in the replies of the videos making them even more popular, Mr. @@YEEYEE-dy8tk

  • @Hip-Gnosis1134
    @Hip-Gnosis1134 Рік тому +4

    8:12 😂 Joe gets real with Jim about monkeys

  • @rapidtransition2852
    @rapidtransition2852 Рік тому +2

    This is the best conversation Joe Rogan has ever had with anyone in the history of his entire podcast.

  • @bigzachful
    @bigzachful Рік тому +40

    This was an excellent podcast. Jim made a great guest this podcast

  • @joshlitman8310
    @joshlitman8310 Рік тому +6

    Classic Rogan topic

  • @johnnyseventeenseventysix3911
    @johnnyseventeenseventysix3911 Рік тому +5

    I miss these full episodes on UA-cam!!!!

    • @ripn929707
      @ripn929707 Рік тому +1

      Spotify is free, and you can skip the ads. These clips let me know who's on today. I watch JRE all the time. No issues.

  • @Stank_Dank_
    @Stank_Dank_ Рік тому +1

    This is such a specific area of interest to me, I've already seen all these videos and every example he's mentioned😂

  • @VermHat
    @VermHat Рік тому +8

    Joe Rogan monkey talks never get old.

  • @Wakk69
    @Wakk69 Рік тому +16

    Rogan is so serious it’s hysterical. But he’s probably right.

    • @kms08711
      @kms08711 Рік тому

      No fuccking joke here, monkeys are no joke you have to be serious

  • @adamwhitehead1253
    @adamwhitehead1253 Рік тому +12

    Classic jre content right here.

  • @Robinhood11B
    @Robinhood11B 4 місяці тому

    I love this conversation for some reason 🤣. “Going to break it eventually” 😂😂😂

  • @Jhilmil-Akriti936
    @Jhilmil-Akriti936 Рік тому +478

    Joes excitement about AWT77K is contagious, making it clear this project could be a major milestone.

  • @LutherQuest
    @LutherQuest Рік тому +4

    "Harness on that monkey"
    😂

  • @edwardgrimsley4401
    @edwardgrimsley4401 Рік тому +5

    That's why I like Joe Rogan, he's always team people

  • @P_JrH1013
    @P_JrH1013 Рік тому +1

    “I’m a good pitcher, Joe.” 😂😂😂😂