I personally never thought of fighting a monkey period. I’d honestly just not put myself in position to have to fight. It wouldn’t be any fun. Doesn’t sound fun to me
Yes. This is another one where it could have been interesting, and JR once again hijacks the podcast to talk about irrelevant subject matter. He's been doing it a lot lately. For example Graham Hancock does not want to talk about MMA and Hand-to-Hand Combat. In fact, he is quite literally disinterested.
The whole conversation and I'm thinkin what a stupid conversation, that would never happen to me or anyone I know. And yet..........here I am watching the whole thing and yakin with you. No regerts!
Dude, they are insanely strong.... I was talking to a caged monkey in a pet store one time. It was freaking out because a couple of kids were just bugging the hell out of it. It reached through the cage and snatched my hat off my head, and just as easy as butter it tore off the front emblem. The emblem was double threaded on, there's no way a human could come close to doing that.
i once found a dying squirrel it was proper weak like couldnt stand up and i thought ill take him home look after him. It was like picking up a steel bar, like you could just tell that little thing was incredible strong even though it wasnt fighting or moving or anything, if monkeys are like that joes got a point.
Again being able to wattch JR and JB are like kicking back with some of your bros maybe tilting a few back...like comfort food..But JR is 100% correct about monkeys...if ever you are around one...no matter how small it is...do not measure them as you would to a person...they do look like us to a degree and can let you drop your guard...oh how cute.. F%&* all of that.. they will bite your nose or ear, finger right off quicker than you could ever defend yourself
For the first half of the video I was screaming at the screen "MONKEYS CAN LITERALLY SCALP YOU!", then they actually brought the video up and I was so relieved lol
Jim's one of my favorite guests! Wish Joe had him on more often. He's funnier than certain other comedians Joe has on often... although I haven't seen the ones I'm thinking of on recently to be fair.
I actually think Joe is underestimating how strong he is. A 35 pound monkey is not gonna do serious damage to you. You'll get clawed, scratched and bitten, but you would easily overpower it.
@@cryptidian3530 It would all depend on where it bit you. If it got you in a very vital part of your body, you might be done for. 1v1 probably Joe wins. But 2 monkeys versus 1 Joe?
@@cryptidian3530 We had just seen a very small monkey completely fail to hurt a surprised man who was wearing sandals. Joe talks a lot of rubbish, most of the time.
@@CarlySB I mean, you saw what the monkey did to the mans scalp. Imagine then an alpha monkey who is angry, full of testosterone. I still think a human would win the fight, 9 times out of 10, if the man aint what you would call a "beta" and actually fight it. BUT, it could definitely create a lot of damage on you.
About 30yrs ago I was at the San Francisco Zoo and a Spider Monkey reached it hand thru the cage and I decided to shake hands with it. As soon as it got a grip on my hand, it pulled straight back, faster and much stronger than I could've imagined, and I pulled my whole arm thru the cage until my shoulder stopped it because it was too big to go thru the bars. I'm 6'1", 230lbs, with a strong upper body, and I was instantly shocked that a 10-15lb Spider Monkey had that kind of upper body strength to pull me like a ragdoll. Of course, I was totally relaxed and unaware of its violent intention, but I learned instantly to never underestimate a small primate, and I'd better be on my full and best fight mode if I ever encountered one outside of a cage. THEY DO NOT F*CK AROUND!
Yeah man and the worst part is irrelevant of its strength it could have easily bit you which creates a whole new world of problems😂 their speed is also very different than one would think at first.
the issue is we have limiters. they dont. they are ANIMALS. they put out way more power to weight ratio than we do. they easily just go max force instantly. like they guy saying just grab its tail. NO. their tails are dextrous they swing their entire body on their tails. monkeys are absolutely insane dude. we cant beat them in a 1v1, we have to use our brains. its our only advantage.
its actually insane the level of focus and concentration joe has from imagining fighting monkeys. look at his twitch at 5:11 when he talks about stomping the monkey lol
This feels like the place to mention that I once fought a whitetail buck rutting in my yard. Ran up on me in the garden that just had netting for fence so it had a lot of net tangled and there was a tree mostly between us that I could get behind. It was enough of a 'fight' that I grabbed both of its antlers while it skinned my forearms and thumbs on the bark of the tree thrashing around, but I kept ahold of it thinking it wouldn't be able to get around. Even in hindsight I like to think I could have bashed its head on the tree or got it to break an antler, but I really couldn't do anything but lean back and hold on while trying to keep my wrists from getting twisted off. Also, if I had done nothing it might have left me alone. I was pretty scratched up but its forehead was bleeding from where it had scraped itself. Managed a couple seconds of tug of war when it tried to rear up and then had to leg go when it kept tugging. It stumbled back but didn't even fall on two legs. I started throwing dirt in its face and it finally moved off. Animals are all the toughest, dumbest drunk guy you've ever seen. Now I just use bear spray on everything, even fawns. They should have stayed extinct.
I was in high school when “Half Baked” came out and remember countless times getting high as shit watching it lol. It and Friday where two of the best weed movies lol
My wife took me to South Africa after she'd volunteered there years previously. At no point had she told me they just roam wild in suburban areas like parks and the beach. I freaked out. They search through bins, steal bags from people, they're straight up terrifying as they're strong and don't give a frig about anything.
Those are only in specific areas and beaches where there's lots of wildlife/trees. I live in South Africa, and you'll never run into a monkey/baboon in 90% of cities, towns and suburbs. You'll see them mostly while traveling through provinces and that's about it
@@PiStOlNomicslmao Joe shouldn't be talking hes absolutely garbage at stand up big fan of everything else but man does he suck at stand up and nobody tells him because he's Joe Rogan not hating at all but just can't get into his stand up at all
He did call the kid a b for not fighting the monkey then goes on to say how you shouldn’t fight the monkey. What I see is the difference between strategy and reaction
Why isn't any big UA-camrs calling out Airrack and Mr Beast for faking the 30 day challenge? It's been proven to be fake. Smaller UA-camrs have covered it but big UA-camrs seem to be scared.
Jim learned a hard lesson about where we actually stand as a species today…I feel like we saw a bit of his innocence leave his eyes when Joe was destroying his dreams.
I never realised how scary it would be to fight a monkey until Joe vividly described every possibility for ten minutes straight
Omg yes!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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@@Gas_Station_Tampons this is just racist
I personally never thought of fighting a monkey period. I’d honestly just not put myself in position to have to fight. It wouldn’t be any fun. Doesn’t sound fun to me
@@Gas_Station_Tampons He didn't say anything about being sucker punched and/or jumped by a large group of them so you can dismiss that idea.
Jim kept trying to make jokes but Joe is laser focused on his monkey fighting strategy 😂😂😂
Joe and jokes don't mix
Exactly! 👏👏😭🤣🤣
His jokes are not funny! So why would Joe laugh?
Yes. This is another one where it could have been interesting, and JR once again hijacks the podcast to talk about irrelevant subject matter. He's been doing it a lot lately. For example Graham Hancock does not want to talk about MMA and Hand-to-Hand Combat. In fact, he is quite literally disinterested.
Lol yeah it was a good laugh
"I'm puntin' a monkey." 😂 This and Jim Breuer insisting on the effectiveness of spinning a monkey around by its tail had me cracking up.
Randy Orton enters the chat
I hope rogan can forgive me for laughing every single time he said... You gotta beat that monkey 😂😂😂
I can listen to Joe discuss hypothetical animal fights for hours
I have no idea how I got here but I loved it!
i loved this so much
Dead ass
I can’t
about 10 mins of joes arbitrary ramblings and I’m done
The whole conversation and I'm thinkin what a stupid conversation, that would never happen to me or anyone I know. And yet..........here I am watching the whole thing and yakin with you. No regerts!
Jim always looks like he gets a solid 2 hours of sleep every night.
swear bro always looks like hes fucke up 😂😂
Up late at night reading right wing conspiracies and falling for them hard
@@Fstatejust like people fall for left wing conspiracies
Jo been looking like that too a lot. They both need some Zzzz.
At almost 60, Joes doing pretty damn good imo
This was the greatest JRE I've seen in a while!!
Dude, they are insanely strong.... I was talking to a caged monkey in a pet store one time. It was freaking out because a couple of kids were just bugging the hell out of it. It reached through the cage and snatched my hat off my head, and just as easy as butter it tore off the front emblem. The emblem was double threaded on, there's no way a human could come close to doing that.
So, what were you and the monkey talking about?
@@LABOUMDECADANCEprobably monkey business
@@LABOUMDECADANCE THIS WHOLE THINGS BANANAS?
I was trying to chill him down but he wasn't going for it.
@@LABOUMDECADANCEwhole lotta monkey business?
How many hours has Joe thought/talked about combat with monkeys? I’m here for every minute of it.
It's verging on being an erotic fantasy for him i think.
Lol😂
The new frontier joe rogan hosts monkey ufc
AI should be compiling this for us right now. Jamie, pull up every time Joe talked about monkey fightin'
What a unintresting subject
Is it just me or is Joe way more passionate when talking about apes, monkeys, and gorillas as apposed to any other subject.
Don’t forget UFO’s, Comanches and bears…
You ever heard of someone's passion. Joe's passion is Apes.
Joe has mad respect for bears.
bears is his thing
And elk
"All the things that bleed are now gone" 😬 Monkey pulled that off like scotch tape.
Good god.. That scalping monkey was insanely ferocious, it made me realize there’s even more space or strength levels between us and primates.
"You can't treat a monkey like it's a little person." - what a quote bro hats down
"I think you need to reassess what you think a monkey is"! One of the most unintentionally funny things I've ever heard come out of Joe's mouth😂😂😂
yea im dying here
This has me laughing so hard!
And he kept hammering it home! No, I mean you really need to reassess where you are with monkeys. 😂😂
This JRE episode is getting me through my depressive episode…Thank you Joe and Jim 🫶
Breuer's reaction a 7:43 is both very real and priceless.
I’m like him where’s the blood
You always know it’s a real problem when Joe tells someone “it’s a real problem”.
Theres gonna be a problem, if you dont bring back the FUNYANS maaaan, and CHOCOLATE, dont forget chocolate!.....5 years for some weeed? GOD DAYUM
his high is hanging out
Joe successfully describes what it's like to have black people in your country
@@kornandfoofighters... yeahhh..
"Nothing like the simple pleasures of a monkey knife fight".
Homer Simpson
"What's fair?! F*CK FAIR" LMFAO
This conversation was great!😂
"Monkeys stealing kids, it's a big problem" lol
Hey man... times are rough
Politicans stealing kids is also a big problem lmao
@@trevorpachunka3352 Where? You can't send a single source. You are living a lie. YOU ARE LIVING A LIE
@@BonShula Russia has been stealing Ukrainian kids and it's decently documented
@@trevorpachunka3352 you pissed off the biden Bot
AWT77K appears to be a landmark project, and Joes insights help us understand its groundbreaking nature.
"All the things that bleed are now gone" that was a cold line.
Mr Rogan I just started watching your videos. I love them
I worked with macaque monkeys. During safety training we were told to think of them as “pit bulls that could fly!” 😂
did you have to spank the monkey?
Lmao that's fkn terrifying
I believe it monkeys always been that animal im terrified of
oh my fucking god that's terrifying
Joes excitement about AWT77K is contagious, making it clear this project could be a major milestone.
i once found a dying squirrel it was proper weak like couldnt stand up and i thought ill take him home look after him. It was like picking up a steel bar, like you could just tell that little thing was incredible strong even though it wasnt fighting or moving or anything, if monkeys are like that joes got a point.
Stay strapped, fellas.
Hearing Joe Rogan and Mr. Brewer go off on how strong monkeys are again, is oddly comforting after the crazy decade we've just gone through.
decade? the last 3 years have been the worst. Hold on for this year and stop watching mainstream media
Seriously was nice
Again being able to wattch JR and JB are like kicking back with some of your bros maybe tilting a few back...like comfort food..But JR is 100% correct about monkeys...if ever you are around one...no matter how small it is...do not measure them as you would to a person...they do look like us to a degree and can let you drop your guard...oh how cute.. F%&* all of that.. they will bite your nose or ear, finger right off quicker than you could ever defend yourself
It’s only been 4 years
What are your markers for a decade?
For the first half of the video I was screaming at the screen "MONKEYS CAN LITERALLY SCALP YOU!", then they actually brought the video up and I was so relieved lol
Jim's one of my favorite guests! Wish Joe had him on more often. He's funnier than certain other comedians Joe has on often... although I haven't seen the ones I'm thinking of on recently to be fair.
This is such a specific area of interest to me, I've already seen all these videos and every example he's mentioned😂
"I think you need to re access where you are with this monkey"! This is the funniest statement ever spoken, haha!
My knowledge of the danger of bears and monkeys begins and ends with joe Rogan
Joe randomly howling during this podcast was the best thing ever
Joe impression of the monkey at 1:18 is hilarious 😆
AWT77K might just be the key to unlocking a new era of tech, and Joes explanations make it clear.
Joes detailed examination of AWT77K reveals its potential to be a landmark in tech history.
This is now my favorite clip on UA-cam😅😅😅
This reminds me of that time Mike Tyson wanted to fight a gorilla.
This sounds like the Joe Roganiest Joe Rogan topic
That tongue twisted me in my brain lol
Joe hittin us with some hard truth some of us might not be ready for; we all need to reassess where we are with this monkey.
Reassess Rhesuses, eat Reese's Pieces
I actually think Joe is underestimating how strong he is. A 35 pound monkey is not gonna do serious damage to you. You'll get clawed, scratched and bitten, but you would easily overpower it.
@@cryptidian3530 It would all depend on where it bit you. If it got you in a very vital part of your body, you might be done for. 1v1 probably Joe wins. But 2 monkeys versus 1 Joe?
@@cryptidian3530 We had just seen a very small monkey completely fail to hurt a surprised man who was wearing sandals. Joe talks a lot of rubbish, most of the time.
@@CarlySB I mean, you saw what the monkey did to the mans scalp.
Imagine then an alpha monkey who is angry, full of testosterone.
I still think a human would win the fight, 9 times out of 10, if the man aint what you would call a "beta" and actually fight it.
BUT, it could definitely create a lot of damage on you.
Wild visuals.
Always here for a good Joe PSA.
About 30yrs ago I was at the San Francisco Zoo and a Spider Monkey reached it hand thru the cage and I decided to shake hands with it. As soon as it got a grip on my hand, it pulled straight back, faster and much stronger than I could've imagined, and I pulled my whole arm thru the cage until my shoulder stopped it because it was too big to go thru the bars.
I'm 6'1", 230lbs, with a strong upper body, and I was instantly shocked that a 10-15lb Spider Monkey had that kind of upper body strength to pull me like a ragdoll. Of course, I was totally relaxed and unaware of its violent intention, but I learned instantly to never underestimate a small primate, and I'd better be on my full and best fight mode if I ever encountered one outside of a cage. THEY DO NOT F*CK AROUND!
🐒MONKEY ISLAND!💀
Well, some of them do "fuck around" because there are tons of videos of them participating in juggling and doing all kinds of tricks.
Yeah man and the worst part is irrelevant of its strength it could have easily bit you which creates a whole new world of problems😂 their speed is also very different than one would think at first.
the issue is we have limiters. they dont. they are ANIMALS. they put out way more power to weight ratio than we do. they easily just go max force instantly. like they guy saying just grab its tail. NO. their tails are dextrous they swing their entire body on their tails. monkeys are absolutely insane dude. we cant beat them in a 1v1, we have to use our brains. its our only advantage.
@@kingjoe3rdoh you mean a tamed circus monkey? 😅
its actually insane the level of focus and concentration joe has from imagining fighting monkeys. look at his twitch at 5:11 when he talks about stomping the monkey lol
You gotta take that shit seriously, bro. You never know until you're in it.
This feels like the place to mention that I once fought a whitetail buck rutting in my yard. Ran up on me in the garden that just had netting for fence so it had a lot of net tangled and there was a tree mostly between us that I could get behind. It was enough of a 'fight' that I grabbed both of its antlers while it skinned my forearms and thumbs on the bark of the tree thrashing around, but I kept ahold of it thinking it wouldn't be able to get around. Even in hindsight I like to think I could have bashed its head on the tree or got it to break an antler, but I really couldn't do anything but lean back and hold on while trying to keep my wrists from getting twisted off. Also, if I had done nothing it might have left me alone. I was pretty scratched up but its forehead was bleeding from where it had scraped itself. Managed a couple seconds of tug of war when it tried to rear up and then had to leg go when it kept tugging. It stumbled back but didn't even fall on two legs. I started throwing dirt in its face and it finally moved off. Animals are all the toughest, dumbest drunk guy you've ever seen.
Now I just use bear spray on everything, even fawns. They should have stayed extinct.
@@danlowe Throwing dirt in its face was a pro move, that's some ninja shit.
funny shit love this pod cast
I was in high school when “Half Baked” came out and remember countless times getting high as shit watching it lol. It and Friday where two of the best weed movies lol
These are the convos I’m here for
as a Indian where there are lot of monkeys believe me they are powerful.
And people go in to the monkeyforrest hugging them, they are nuts. Did it once, never been so scared.
That scene in after earth... totally looking at it different now.
You gotta go full on aggressive to even stand a chance. You gotta go primal. A fight for your life, without a doubt.
Jim Breuer and Joe have two unbelievably infectious laughs.
Joe has the worst most annoying laugh ever
@@YEEYEE-dy8tk Clearly you never heard Jimmy Carr’s laugh
My wife took me to South Africa after she'd volunteered there years previously. At no point had she told me they just roam wild in suburban areas like parks and the beach. I freaked out. They search through bins, steal bags from people, they're straight up terrifying as they're strong and don't give a frig about anything.
Sounds like New York and LA.
Those are only in specific areas and beaches where there's lots of wildlife/trees. I live in South Africa, and you'll never run into a monkey/baboon in 90% of cities, towns and suburbs. You'll see them mostly while traveling through provinces and that's about it
This needs to be animated. Joe has put a lot of thought into this subject.
“I’m a good pitcher, Joe.” 😂😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This whole hilarious conversation had me 💀…
Apart from the scalping! 😱
Possibly the greatest conversation ever.
i bet it was for you😂😂
5:48 Jim dropping some gold
I can listen to Joe talk about how strong chimps and monkeys are all day or him go on and on about bears! I’m here for it
“WHO’S COMIN WITH ME”. Jim is iconic.
Last years were tough, but AWT77K gives hope. Thanks, Joe!
Dude is the posterchild for the song I woke up like this
This is the best conversation Joe Rogan has ever had with anyone in the history of his entire podcast.
I love how Joes mind works
“You dont think they would train monkeys to steal babies?! YOURE CRAAAAZY!”🤣🤣
Completely 😂
How could you not think of that? You're crazy not to think that 😂😂
I also love his footprint !! 😁
That means awareness, not being naive and think all possibilities is what make you anticipate many stuff in life
Pure gold boys. GOLD.
0:45
Curious George be fiending those infant subways
" You need to get on steroids immediately" 😂
I loved Jim Breuer in the movie "Half Baked"
Joe describing how to beat up a monkey might possibly be the funniest thing I've heard this year 😆🤣
I can already see the memes
We're only 9 days in though 😂
Almost seems like AI but it isn’t 24 hit different
Me to I’m dying
Joe: These monkeys stoned people to death, threw rocks at them"... Jim: 'Im a good Pitcher Joe.' lmao
Jim vs. monkey... I'll get in on that action 😂😂
Laughing out loud listening to this😂
Joe “you haven’t been paying attention to the literature” Rogan
Humans fighting primates is really what this show does best
The scope of AWT77K is vast, and Joes insights help us understand its potential to change the game.
This whole conversation 🤣
One of my favorite funny people: love his laugh; lmao.
nobody in this vid is funny
Gone from pretty confident to freakin terrified of a monkey fight
Always stay armed for man or monkey threats!
“You gotta pile drive that monkey” “ I think you’ll break it eventually “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"You gotta beat the sht outta that monkey" 😌
5:48 Jim like, I'd grab him by the tail (does swinging overhead motion). LOLOL!
Completely reasonable title for a Joe Rogan video.
This gotta be the most Joe Rogan conversation ever.
0:26 "...but if they did" 😱
Jim Breuer and Joe Rogan livin the good life. Smokin that kind bud...
definitely the best monkey video since the original
Have Kat Williams on!
He invited him on Twitter or X.
@@PiStOlNomicslmao Joe shouldn't be talking hes absolutely garbage at stand up big fan of everything else but man does he suck at stand up and nobody tells him because he's Joe Rogan not hating at all but just can't get into his stand up at all
Leave their b.s culture to them…..👌🏻
It's up to kat and he's smart enough to let it ride for a while.
Katts not wrong sometimes 😅@@PiStOlNomics
This might be one of the most Joe Rogan clips ever 😅
Love Jim!!!
Cage fight: Joe Rogan and a monkey, Cage fight! I'm in.
The possibilities of AWT77K are endless, and Joes breakdown of its capabilities is truly eye-opening.
What spam is this? 🤨
Lex and Bezos had a talk on this, if you don't get it don't call it out. Simple as that. Biggest company in the world knows what it does
not a spam got released today, you should have known
Scam
Scam
I love how Joe has strategies to defeat monkeys among everything else
He did call the kid a b for not fighting the monkey then goes on to say how you shouldn’t fight the monkey.
What I see is the difference between strategy and reaction
cant believe they got up the picture of the woman who had here entire face bit off, it'll stay with u for the rest of yer life...
@@alphaturtle3806 The reality is, the small woman easily pulled the kid away from the monkey. What could happen is always at war with what did happen.
Jim Breuer trying to make bad jokes the whole time why Rogan seriously pontificates is content gold
Now im sitting here stoned out my mind coming up with plans on how i could best give a monkey the business 🤣
Joe Rogan & Monkeys......Lol!! Can't get enough of that....Joe should have a channel just called "The Joe Rogan Monkey Experience"
jesus, imagine you get a notification that read joe talks to jim breuer about fighting monkeys and not click on it
4:15 its hilarious how Jim is joking about this, it cuts back to Joe and he is dead fuckin serious contemplating this human monkey fight.
wow i seen this video years ago, I think were going back around 6 years this went viral, I watched it multiple times and never noticed the wire!
joe u should check out the chimp swinging a monkey round vid
I love how Joe doesn’t fully realize Jim is joking
And how Jim doesn’t realize Joe isn’t joking
Joe is always like this when he's talking about the strength of wild animals.
Why isn't any big UA-camrs calling out Airrack and Mr Beast for faking the 30 day challenge? It's been proven to be fake. Smaller UA-camrs have covered it but big UA-camrs seem to be scared.
Jim at the beginning of this exchange was 100% delusional enough to think he could handle that Monkey, now he's second guessing it.
@@user-bi3vi2wx8x2literally no one but you ever has or ever will give a shit about that
The impact of AWT77K, as discussed by Joe, could be monumental in the tech industry and beyond.
Joe looks cooked 😂
Jim learned a hard lesson about where we actually stand as a species today…I feel like we saw a bit of his innocence leave his eyes when Joe was destroying his dreams.