Rebel Moon - Part 2: The Scargiver - Movie Review

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    Zack Snyder gives us part 2 of his Star Wars inspired fan fic. Is it any good? Does it feel like it's leading anywhere worth looking forward to? Here's my review for REBEL MOON - PART 2: THE SCARGIVER!
    #RebelMoon
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  • @destructo6t942
    @destructo6t942 Місяць тому +4066

    Netflix could have made the remaining 3 seasons of MindHunter from the budget of this movie. Let that sink in.

    • @rwaters11
      @rwaters11 Місяць тому +342

      Thats ruined my day 😂

    • @NoneYa831
      @NoneYa831 Місяць тому +224

      It’s been 5 years since I’ve cried. Damn you

    • @MarkArandjus
      @MarkArandjus Місяць тому +81

      The OA...

    • @dboyjealouss
      @dboyjealouss Місяць тому +42

      Ugh thanks for the reminder 😢

    • @duedecimal6622
      @duedecimal6622 Місяць тому +7

      after season 2 being super dark, im fine we wont have season 3

  • @mr.heisenberg1570
    @mr.heisenberg1570 Місяць тому +4421

    I think that whenever Zack Snyder has a pen in his hand, someone needs to be there with him with a spray bottle and say “NO! Bad Zack Snyder!”

    • @legion24100
      @legion24100 Місяць тому +49

      Idk i love 300 and watchmen

    • @Agent789_0
      @Agent789_0 Місяць тому +343

      @@legion24100Those were a long time ago. And they were both adapted from graphic novels not written by him.

    • @VVVY777
      @VVVY777 Місяць тому +206

      @@legion24100 Which Zack Snyder had no hand in writing, and did absolutely slavish adaptations of. The dude has his strengths, but is an absolute id!ot writer when it comes to anything original.

    • @FoxDie77777
      @FoxDie77777 Місяць тому +30

      ​@@legion24100those were comics

    • @mrfreeman2911
      @mrfreeman2911 Місяць тому

      did he write them?
      It is like with Lucas. THere were many on set und writing.
      SOmetimes it is the others who make the magic.
      @@legion24100

  • @Slothful_Healing
    @Slothful_Healing Місяць тому +217

    Calling this lady Scar Giver is like giving John Wick the nickname Pencil Pusher.

    • @christopherregan1654
      @christopherregan1654 Місяць тому +20

      Actually, Pencil Pusher is more deadly and applicable to John Wick, since he pushes pencils into people's faces, which definitely kills them, as opposed to only giving a scar and not killing them.

    • @andrewwilliams6963
      @andrewwilliams6963 Місяць тому +15

      Yea, my childhood skateboard was the real scar giver.

  • @FrostWolf52849
    @FrostWolf52849 Місяць тому +719

    I liked the part where the villain said "it was you! You were the scargiver this whole time" and then Sofia Boutella was like "thats right, and now it's time for this moon... to rebel" and then they start rebelling and mooning all over the place

    • @mad2403
      @mad2403 Місяць тому +56

      it's mooning time

    • @kukuricapica
      @kukuricapica Місяць тому +15

      Zack was in the K hole when he wrote this Nile of shit, lol

    • @skillaideducation
      @skillaideducation Місяць тому +5

      hilarious

    • @system0fadowner251
      @system0fadowner251 Місяць тому +30

      Whats hilarious is i cant tell if this is a joke since it sounds like something Snyder would write and be like, "yeaaa, thats badass"

    • @doesitmatter1670
      @doesitmatter1670 Місяць тому +16

      ​@@system0fadowner251same. I'll never know if this happened or not cause I'll never watch it. I got Fallout to enjoy and finish. Lol

  • @pondoorwastaken
    @pondoorwastaken Місяць тому +1958

    "Snyder needs better writers" is such a great line considering he was the writer for this😂

    • @Psycorde
      @Psycorde Місяць тому +41

      He's absolutely ruthless in this LOL

    • @gatoblanco5756
      @gatoblanco5756 Місяць тому +44

      Why do people still employ him? It’s obvious his skill set is limited as hell

    • @DRHightower
      @DRHightower Місяць тому +30

      Writer, director, producer....etc
      It's just more evidence that he has been overinflated.

    • @johnconstantine7442
      @johnconstantine7442 Місяць тому +12

      He also needed other writers and something to rein him in.

    • @tropicata
      @tropicata Місяць тому

      @@gatoblanco5756 I'm convinced Snyder has got some serious dirt on certain WB/Netflix execs and there's straight up blackmail involved, that's the only explanation for how he keeps getting these massive studios to fund and produce his films. The counter argument is always "bUt HiS mOvIeS mAkE mOnEy" except that's literally not true. Go look at the budgets for his last 5 films and tell me they were remotely finanical successes - they weren't. It's absolutely staggering that this guy continues to find work

  • @jamez6398
    @jamez6398 Місяць тому +743

    The best use of slow-mo in any movie is in Dredd...

    • @stormtraitor6545
      @stormtraitor6545 Місяць тому +38

      Absolutely, yes!!!

    • @joshpaul6417
      @joshpaul6417 Місяць тому +81

      and matrix probably

    • @WH250398
      @WH250398 Місяць тому +26

      Wanted as well!
      And despite overuse of it in Mission Impossible 2, some shots just look glorious.

    • @Paraguai123
      @Paraguai123 Місяць тому +7

      And it was done by a UA-camr.

    • @carlrafa9699
      @carlrafa9699 Місяць тому +9

      Don't forget 2 hours of cutting grain slowly....very slowly......

  • @jennifere.pergola598
    @jennifere.pergola598 Місяць тому +51

    Jeremy talking about memorable character nicknames and referencing Daenerys's titles in "Game of Thrones" instantly made me think of Jaime Lannister's unwanted "nickname" of "Kingslayer", which had so much backstory and character development surrounding it while simultaneously sounding epic.

  • @JayFingers
    @JayFingers Місяць тому +58

    “Why not call her the Dentist?” I laughed SO HARD at this. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @julio1148
    @julio1148 Місяць тому +317

    “The most anticipated number 2 of the year” is such an underrated line 😂

    • @patrickpol6156
      @patrickpol6156 Місяць тому +4

      yeah that 1 cracked me up to

    • @jermeycoldworld1898
      @jermeycoldworld1898 Місяць тому +1

      Especially when it came out the same year as dune 2

    • @EmaryTegan
      @EmaryTegan Місяць тому +6

      ​@@jermeycoldworld1898 it means a sh*t

    • @BedbugGaming
      @BedbugGaming Місяць тому

      this review was way too positive.

    • @sprinkle61
      @sprinkle61 Місяць тому

      I expected the blood and the corn, but the explosive force of this release really caught me off guard, and now I've been Snydered...

  • @KillahMate
    @KillahMate Місяць тому +1279

    The tragedy of Zack Snyder is that he is too big to ever let someone else write his movies, which is the very thing he desperately needs.

    • @karabomasibi2331
      @karabomasibi2331 Місяць тому +71

      He really needs writers and needs to listen to them. He can do the visuals but someone else needs to handle the story

    • @Erichwanh
      @Erichwanh Місяць тому +24

      People said that exact thing about Lucas when he made the Prequels, and that's why the Prequels suck. Then he sold it so other people could write, and people bitched that he wasn't the one that made the Sequels, and that's why the Sequels sucked.

    • @TheRibottoStudios
      @TheRibottoStudios Місяць тому +20

      ​@@Erichwanheven as messy as they are, at least they're enjoyable to watch. I do rewatch them more than the PT cause the acting is just. Bad. For prequel content I just stick with clone wars.

    • @KillahMate
      @KillahMate Місяць тому +33

      @@Erichwanh I think that anyone who wasn't a child when they first saw the prequels can probably tell that they are a good idea for a main story surrounded by plot and dialogue written by someone who doesn't like actors and doesn't like writing dialoge. The fact that other people came in later and _also_ did a bad job doesn't make it any less true.
      In other words, when I say that Zack Snyder needs writers it is _implied_ that I meant he needs _good_ writers.

    • @Moist369
      @Moist369 Місяць тому +22

      That's how he got lucky when James Fkn Gunn WROTE 2004s Dawn of Dead Remake. It's was awesome (still is) Zack had virtually NOTHING to do with it. Look at the Genius of James Gunn all these years later.

  • @HotelWhiskey12
    @HotelWhiskey12 Місяць тому +21

    "Behold, my field of f***s is barren, for I have no more left to give."
    Essentially my thoughts during the Mediocre Seven's exposition scene.

  • @jordanwang1035
    @jordanwang1035 Місяць тому +20

    Didn't expect a Broforce reference in 2024. Well done, Jeremy

  • @drunkenmonkey31
    @drunkenmonkey31 Місяць тому +133

    Slow mo of some guy taking water out of a barrel was a winner for me 😂

    • @fireboy1996
      @fireboy1996 Місяць тому +16

      It was kind of funny (unintentionally) when they had that round table discussion that they had to mention that the guy now drinks spring water instead of alcohol. Like anybody cares what he drinks.

    • @seonghuat871024
      @seonghuat871024 Місяць тому +7

      The slow mo when the wheat starts falling, like wadafakkkkkkkk. Shud change his name to Zack Slowmo 😅

    • @FirstnameLastname-my7bz
      @FirstnameLastname-my7bz Місяць тому

      @@fireboy1996 I care

    • @yahyarisqi7879
      @yahyarisqi7879 Місяць тому

      you know what, that's where i stop it. lol after like hundreds of slomo before. damn is he have some kind of fetish with slo mo

  • @TwinsenR
    @TwinsenR Місяць тому +385

    This movie, both parts, would be the ultimate drinking game. Take a shot, everytime there's a slow-motion shot. Sadly, you'd be dead by the halfway mark of Part 2.

    • @Shlogger
      @Shlogger Місяць тому +21

      Dude is out of control with that shit. Lol

    • @tsheporabekane4172
      @tsheporabekane4172 Місяць тому +3

      😂😂😂😂

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Місяць тому +23

      Part one had slow mo within slow mo in some the scenes. Shit's genuinely unhinged as hell

    • @SeekingGodsWill
      @SeekingGodsWill Місяць тому +14

      Such a spot on comment. The Slo Mo that really bugs me are the sweep kicks. There is no way these women are kicking the legs out of all of these Soldiers. To me it's bad action, not realistic or cool. A shot for every slow motion Sweep Kick would also get you really messed up. I may be alone in that peeve, but gosh if that isn't the Dumbest slo mo shot to capture.

    • @ltb1345
      @ltb1345 Місяць тому +1

      @@shawklan27 lmao

  • @mathsalot8099
    @mathsalot8099 Місяць тому +8

    Lots of these characters I kept asking, "why are you here?" And not in a narrative way, with their backstories, but a meta-narrative way with the plot. For example: Oceans Eleven has a ton of characters doing a heist, but each one had a specific set of skills and was necessary to do a specific part of the plan. Sometimes more than one part, but each one was indispensible.
    In Rebel Moon, what was the absolutely necesssary skill that each person brought? Why did we need all these characters? I don't need backstory if each has a skill and a personality. I don't know Don Cheadle's backstrory in Oceans 11, but he was the demolitions guy that was going to give them their power outage window. I wanted him to succeed because without him the plan would fail. I never felt that with these side characters. I get you have a "main character," but if the others aren't indispensible, then you should cut them from the script and streamline the story.

  • @LastBastian
    @LastBastian Місяць тому +8

    Not likely to watch the movie... But can't wait to watch the pitch meeting for it!

  • @BalrogUdun
    @BalrogUdun Місяць тому +455

    I’m honestly grateful for “Rebel Moon” it has completely destroyed the idea of Zach Snyder being some cinematic genius. We seemed to have collective amnesia of Sucker Punch.

    • @Mantosasto
      @Mantosasto Місяць тому +35

      Hey! ...uhm.. no, no, you're right.

    • @christophermarabella5683
      @christophermarabella5683 Місяць тому +2

      *Zack*

    • @SumDumGy_formerly_Tim_Walden
      @SumDumGy_formerly_Tim_Walden Місяць тому +15

      I only made it 15 minutes into Sucker Punch before turning it off.

    • @SkyExplosion
      @SkyExplosion Місяць тому +22

      I never thought he was good though I will say I thought Watchmen was fine but to be fair it was already written. But hey the first 80% of dawn of dead was awesome

    • @MrApplebee
      @MrApplebee Місяць тому +49

      @@SkyExplosion Maybe that has more to do with the fact that, Dawn of the Dead was written by James Gunn.

  • @MrDe4dGuy34
    @MrDe4dGuy34 Місяць тому +632

    The film should have been called Rebel Moon - Part 2: Epic Slow-Mo Farming Simulator

    • @Kokong
      @Kokong Місяць тому +12

      Thing is, a title like that would actually make me interested in the movie.

    • @chrisdraper845
      @chrisdraper845 Місяць тому +6

      Half an hour in and that’s exactly what I’m watching.
      This film is stacking up to be worse than the first one….if that’s possible.

    • @rajithfernando6200
      @rajithfernando6200 Місяць тому +9

      That shit was infuriating. Who needs to watch slo mo farming sequences. Most of his scenes can be easily cut down

    • @user-xj3ve7wt8k
      @user-xj3ve7wt8k Місяць тому +3

      Yea, that's it.

    • @shawklan27
      @shawklan27 Місяць тому +6

      ​@chrisdraper845 seeing a orchestra be present in that betrayal scene early on definitely clued me in to the type of self indulgent movie this shit is going to be

  • @avideomakr
    @avideomakr Місяць тому +6

    Just purchased $450 of displates with your coupon. Thanks for saving me a few hundred dollars. Long time watcher, first time commenting. Love your reviews - never stop, unless you want to. :P

  • @rhetiq9989
    @rhetiq9989 Місяць тому +13

    You know a movie doesn’t offer much of anything if Jeremy spends about 1/3 of this video just making fun of the main character’s nickname

  • @ryderls2729
    @ryderls2729 Місяць тому +779

    It's insane to me that Snyder apparently wants to make 6 of these, he really did peak in 300

    • @Lyndonswing
      @Lyndonswing Місяць тому +70

      Na.....he peaked with his version of Justice league and Dawn of the dead.

    • @ryderls2729
      @ryderls2729 Місяць тому +147

      @@Lyndonswing Justice League, no. Dawn of the dead, yeah

    • @mr.heisenberg1570
      @mr.heisenberg1570 Місяць тому +59

      Zack Snyder is trying to be like Frank Herbert but he ended up being Brian Herbert instead.

    • @DavidMartinez-ce3lp
      @DavidMartinez-ce3lp Місяць тому +62

      ​@@LyndonswingJustice League sucked. Took me 2 sittings to finish the movie because it was so boring

    • @kylerayner9167
      @kylerayner9167 Місяць тому

      Dawn of the Dead is DEFINITELY Where he peaked ​@@ryderls2729

  • @joelgirard7369
    @joelgirard7369 Місяць тому +320

    Someone needs to start telling snyder "no"

    • @KabbalahSherry
      @KabbalahSherry Місяць тому +3

      Or maybe studios need to quit chopping his projects up & forcing him to water down R-rated films, into unrecognizable PG13 disasters. 🤬 I'll be waiting on the Director's Cut to hit this summer, cuz I'm not dealing with this bullsh*t again. Not after Justice League. Never again.

    • @spidavenom4
      @spidavenom4 Місяць тому +47

      Don’t tell that to his fanboys. They’ll just say he’s the only director ever that have studio interference that make his movies bad. Like no other director has had to deal with issues directing movies but his are the ones consistently bleh or bad due to it 😂😂😂

    • @kayenat10
      @kayenat10 Місяць тому +30

      ​@@KabbalahSherry Snyder had full control this time. Why can't he make a competent movie without multiple cuts? He's also saying the extended cut is an alternate reality. What's the point then?

    • @Iwillone
      @Iwillone Місяць тому +1

      It’s how Star Wars came out the way it did.

    • @Moist369
      @Moist369 Місяць тому +10

      ​@KabbalahSherry we'll see the rated R version and judge it there. If it's legit then fine BUT a great writer / director is NOT incapable of making a great film regardless of MPAA rating. I.e. James Gunn

  • @samuellee257
    @samuellee257 Місяць тому +5

    Adding an Outro at the very end of the video, is something I looking forward to in Jeremy videos!

  • @dimebag505
    @dimebag505 Місяць тому +2

    Whenever Jeremy has a glass of Whisky in his thumbnail you know the review is going to be wild😅

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus Місяць тому +214

    The OA, Mindhunter, The Get Down, 1899, The Dark, Glow, Dark Crystal--oh, don't mind me, just listing all the shows Netflix cancelled midway so it could have money for crap like this...

    • @KingKhanate1997
      @KingKhanate1997 Місяць тому +14

      THE BROTHERS SUN

    • @michaelroberts3898
      @michaelroberts3898 Місяць тому

      We’re being tested. Testing our limits for self hatred or something. This thing is unwatchable in a serious context. Unintentional comedy is a possibility I guess but even then it’s too stupid for that. The wheat growing granola warriors are up against a fighting force that has “space coal” powered ships and moves weapons to firing positions with hand cranked machines. Wtf

    • @Shapershift
      @Shapershift Місяць тому +21

      1899 being cancelled was such a disappointment.

    • @ramonaflowers2813
      @ramonaflowers2813 Місяць тому +4

      The OA was so good❤ I'll add Society on this list

    • @FlyingFocs
      @FlyingFocs Місяць тому +9

      I will always be salty that we never got a Dark Crystal Season 2. I'll say it, that was the best fantasy I've seen in a while.
      And instead we get this... And a live-action Avatar we never needed.

  • @joshuarogers4073
    @joshuarogers4073 Місяць тому +254

    The moment rebel ships popped in at the end and started airstriking the bad guys I was like "cool Zach saw the eagles from Return of the King also"

    • @Cryten0
      @Cryten0 Місяць тому +38

      The arrival of the cavalry is a tried and tested technique in movies and novels. But generally you need to be invested in the stakes for it to work.

    • @Chas-OTE
      @Chas-OTE Місяць тому +7

      ​@@Cryten0Yeah, if I liked and was emotionally invested the stakes that would have been a cool scene...

    • @yetipotato8567
      @yetipotato8567 Місяць тому +4

      Those ships arrived too late and were almost not needed. It would have been uderstandable if empire ground forces would retreat when their ship explodes off the sky and they have been beaten back again and again and their trumpcard of walker tanks are destroyed AND a invincible killer robot is carving them up.
      I was expecting the villagers to be angry at bloodaxes for not coming to their aid before the battle is almost finished.

    • @jamalej65
      @jamalej65 Місяць тому +2

      @@yetipotato8567 Agreed late as fuck, wasn't effective, and none of them appeared to have died or the sister, should have at least sacrificed herself , i mean that late arrival was unemotional...

    • @MoneyGist
      @MoneyGist Місяць тому +2

      @@Cryten0 Yup. Avengers End Game gets a totally different reaction at the "Cap, on your left" scene.

  • @cjstenzel
    @cjstenzel Місяць тому +6

    Jeremy, I've been watching your movie reviews for...years, now and well, thank you Brother, you really are my favorite movie reviewer. Bravo my friend, I hope you keep doing this for as long as you're able.

  • @kenttate9530
    @kenttate9530 Місяць тому +2

    You know it’s gotta be good if Jeremy is drinking in the thumbnail. 😂😂

  • @kwasiquartey
    @kwasiquartey Місяць тому +198

    I don't understand why he doesn't just focus on cinematography, and action set pieces, and leave stories to others

    • @mr.heisenberg1570
      @mr.heisenberg1570 Місяць тому +22

      Zack Snyder is trying to be like Frank Herbert but he ended up being Brian Herbert instead.

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic Місяць тому +40

      Ego, that's why.

    • @vanmeilleonardallego5187
      @vanmeilleonardallego5187 Місяць тому +8

      ​@@mr.heisenberg1570trying to be like Nolan and sucks at it.

    • @DavidMartinez-ce3lp
      @DavidMartinez-ce3lp Місяць тому +1

      ​@@vanmeilleonardallego5187I'd say that for Matt Reeve's The Batman as well.

    • @doc8013
      @doc8013 Місяць тому +14

      ​@@DavidMartinez-ce3lpexcept The Batman was nothing like Nolan's Batman and it was actually very good.

  • @GhostPoynt
    @GhostPoynt Місяць тому +188

    That Max Holloway cameo was the best thing ive ever heard
    “The Dollmaker” 😂

    • @SpadeApeiron
      @SpadeApeiron Місяць тому +1

      Title "Scargiver" is because Jack Snyder wanted to give mental Scar for those who watched his passion project expecting it to be good. ;) Best way to subvert Expectation is to give a SCAR lol

    • @dexterdon6988
      @dexterdon6988 Місяць тому +4

      The blessed man forever

  • @andreworozco2868
    @andreworozco2868 Місяць тому +1

    did not expect a mention of the Max Holloway ko against Gaethje, ur a legend Jeremy

  • @yamagata008
    @yamagata008 Місяць тому +3

    I continue to enjoy your DOGSHIT reviews. They always are insightful and entertaining -- a winning formula all through the years.

  • @AtlantaGuns
    @AtlantaGuns Місяць тому +437

    Zach Snyder said I like that simple Jack haircut, I think I’m gonna let my main character and villain have that same cut 🤣

    • @Nanobrker
      @Nanobrker Місяць тому +76

      He also apparently let simple jack write these movies. 😂😂

    • @tails5907
      @tails5907 Місяць тому +7

      @@Nanobrker 💀💀💀

    • @bozzutoman
      @bozzutoman Місяць тому +2

      NGFR

    • @huyphan7825
      @huyphan7825 Місяць тому +10

      Insane that all his writing decisions throughout his entire career are decided exclusively by his intrusive thoughts

    • @cokemachine62590
      @cokemachine62590 Місяць тому +9

      @@NanobrkerThat explains all the slow mo. That’s just normal mo for Zach

  • @James_Smith862
    @James_Smith862 Місяць тому +140

    They call me....Tazerface!
    Same deal as Scar Giver

    • @heymistercarter.
      @heymistercarter. Місяць тому +23

      *immediately cuts to Rocket Raccoon almost peeing himself from laughing so hard at the name*

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 Місяць тому +9

      Be honest. Scargiver sounds WAY more intimidating than Taserface.

    • @Subject_Keter
      @Subject_Keter Місяць тому +2

      Same for LotR 😂

    • @oscarstainton
      @oscarstainton Місяць тому +12

      "It's... METAPHORICAL!!!"

    • @bowserwowser7212
      @bowserwowser7212 Місяць тому +5

      Bro thinks he's Skar king

  • @tellmesomething2412
    @tellmesomething2412 Місяць тому +2

    "I was such a drag." - Shikamaru

  • @timmyc3152
    @timmyc3152 Місяць тому +4

    That Halloway reference was more entertaining than both films put together

  • @maxsa4192
    @maxsa4192 Місяць тому +31

    I feel like Scargiver is just Snyder was looking at “Skywalker” and wondering how he can make it edgy.

    • @stormtraitor6545
      @stormtraitor6545 Місяць тому +2

      The fact that Ray Fisher plays a character named “Bloodaxe” as well, if you thought “Cypher Rage” from ‘After Earth’ is ridiculous, think again.
      Even “Duncan Idaho” sounds less stupid, and the ‘Dune’ novels have been around for decades.

  • @Rainbowhawk1993
    @Rainbowhawk1993 Місяць тому +171

    “Anticipated No. 2.”
    😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @eddybaro7170
    @eddybaro7170 Місяць тому +5

    Damn. Neva has a Jeremy review vid hit so hard for me. Shieeetttt where’s my drink.

  • @25jessieg
    @25jessieg Місяць тому +127

    Zack Snyder using slow-mo meme is the new JJ Abrams lens flare meme.

    • @AscendantStoic
      @AscendantStoic Місяць тому +11

      Next thing they announce making a movie together, and thus a new meme is born...slow-mo lens flare 😅

    • @stormtraitor6545
      @stormtraitor6545 Місяць тому +13

      At least J.J. used far less of it in ‘Star Wars’… Zack seems to be doubling down on his…

    • @mrvad3r198
      @mrvad3r198 Місяць тому +4

      Don't think it's new. It's been his gimmick since his 1st movie. Overstayed and dude never evolved

    • @jmsmys13ify
      @jmsmys13ify Місяць тому +14

      At least lens flares don't make a movie twice as long as it needs to be.

    • @viktormuerte
      @viktormuerte Місяць тому

      There was lots of lens flare in the first one.

  • @ExplorerFam
    @ExplorerFam Місяць тому +35

    I think Jeremy secretly knows we love watching him review these particular films.

  • @austintangen1879
    @austintangen1879 Місяць тому +4

    God of War, Broforce, and Max Holloways KO in one video we are now best friends ❤😂

  • @8darth8
    @8darth8 16 днів тому

    When Zac Snyder was on the Joe Rogan podcast, he said that Rebel Moon parts 1 and 2 on Netflix were nothing he imagined or wrote. And Netflix gave permission and money to do "Sniders Cut," but that, he said, will be completely different from what we see now. And I am really interested in what he is going to put out, just the way he writes things.
    Ikd, I just hope it will be amazing as he pitched it, because I love his work work and style.

  • @realdac7899
    @realdac7899 Місяць тому +62

    Hands down some of the best sarcastic critique I’ve heard in a full minute… “some of the action almost… and by that I mean didn’t…. “ Absolutely Rolling

  • @nomorenames
    @nomorenames Місяць тому +180

    The thumbnail says everything xD

    • @RajeshJustaguy
      @RajeshJustaguy Місяць тому +6

      he needed alcohol to get through it.. lol

    • @peachycupcake
      @peachycupcake Місяць тому +3

      haha I already started laughing when I saw the thumbnail 🤣

    • @musicaleuphoria8699
      @musicaleuphoria8699 Місяць тому +2

      "I'd like another round."

  • @biguy617
    @biguy617 Місяць тому +3

    Snyder cult will love this no matter what

    • @TimoCruz177
      @TimoCruz177 Місяць тому

      snyder cult only exists in social media, aka mostly bots
      never seen someone or heard of someone irl that was a snyder fan

  • @giddeo
    @giddeo Місяць тому +7

    Why? Why is this happening again? If ever there was evidence that Zack is sleeping with someone at Netflix, this is it. Jeremy plays Bro Force!!! Ooh you have earned your brownie points, that game is so good

  • @jacksondavies3595
    @jacksondavies3595 Місяць тому +145

    "The most anticipated number 2 of the year." I guess you could say that...

    • @MrChryz707
      @MrChryz707 Місяць тому +7

      Should be called the Shit Giver!

    • @huyphan7825
      @huyphan7825 Місяць тому +5

      I just had my most anticipated number 2 earlier today

    • @OkayYaraman
      @OkayYaraman Місяць тому +9

      No you couldn’t because that would be Dune, but I do appreciate the pun.

    • @bloodangel13
      @bloodangel13 Місяць тому +1

      From the look of Jeremy Jahns here, he would rather watch that Fallout TV series than this shit.

    • @jacksondavies3595
      @jacksondavies3595 Місяць тому +8

      @@bloodangel13 Hey, Fallout was great.

  • @JayUchiha17
    @JayUchiha17 Місяць тому +107

    You know your movie is bad when Jeremy throws actual shit on your movie's poster. Never change Sir, you are only honest and unbiasedly best reviewer in modern times.

    • @michealbloom9893
      @michealbloom9893 Місяць тому

      You could say the same about stuckman

    • @everythingisawesome2903
      @everythingisawesome2903 Місяць тому +3

      ​@@michealbloom9893 No. Ever since Stuckmann started to make his own movie, he refused to give ratings and criticise bad movies cause he is afraid if his own movie turned out to be bad, he's hoping people will give him some grace.

    • @samzilla567
      @samzilla567 Місяць тому +1

      @@everythingisawesome2903 God I miss the days of his hilariocity videos.

    • @JayUchiha17
      @JayUchiha17 Місяць тому +1

      @michealbloom9893 I wouldn't say I hate Struckman but I want nothing to do with him. I used to watch him years ago.... (maybe 7 years ago) But then he just started lying and I couldn't stand it.

  • @austinwagley2813
    @austinwagley2813 Місяць тому +3

    Jeremy referencing UFC in a video is a multiverse crossing event for my interests. Amazing

  • @ByMonitorLight
    @ByMonitorLight 21 день тому +1

    *Apparently* parts 1 and 2 were originally supposed to be a single (albeit +3 hour), hard R movie, but it was split in two and toned down (probably because Netflix wanted this to actually be their Star Wars, and those are always family friendly), *but* (again) there is a Snyder cut incoming at some point (assuming Netflix don't do a Jupiter's Legacy and just shrug it off because no one cared), and the man himself has said it completely changes the movie (here's hoping).
    Then again, he did say the same about the BvS director's cut, and it really didn't.

  • @racheltheradiant4675
    @racheltheradiant4675 Місяць тому +92

    Scargiver is probably his version of Starkiller, lol

    • @INRamos13
      @INRamos13 Місяць тому +10

      Oh God you're probably right. She'll start using it as a surname, won't she? Kora Scargiver

    • @andrewrice9362
      @andrewrice9362 Місяць тому

      Isn’t there a girl in it that looks slightly like the girl in the game. I’ve never played it just seen the promos

    • @juskahusk2247
      @juskahusk2247 Місяць тому

      Should be Scaregiver because the studio and investors are a bit scared right now that this *won't* be the new Star Wars.

    • @93siguy
      @93siguy Місяць тому

      I tried watching it. Turned it after a 30 minute scene of harvesting wheat ….

    • @cadethumann8605
      @cadethumann8605 Місяць тому

      ​@@93siguy TBH, I can see a video or short film of harvesting wheat to be enjoyable (you know, like those videos of seeing satisfying or calming things being done)? The problem is when it's being shoved into a story and not advancing it or adding anything at all.

  • @DeltaEcho303
    @DeltaEcho303 Місяць тому +21

    The thumbnail of Jeremy helping himself to some "Movie Tolerance Juice" tells me all I need to know.

    • @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
      @jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii Місяць тому

      Part 1 already should have told you everything you need to know.

  • @Kizaru3314
    @Kizaru3314 Місяць тому +9

    Even James Cameron, *_James Cameron_* has other people writing Avatar sequels, and Avatar 1 was a phenomenon.

  • @jonathansalazar4630
    @jonathansalazar4630 Місяць тому +93

    Best way to describe these films are Zack Snyder tropes taped together with the promise of "extended cuts" is in of itself is part of those tropes.

  • @scnoz1430
    @scnoz1430 Місяць тому +13

    No, Jeremy, you have to watch the 6 hour directors cut. That’s his glorious TRUE Snyder Vision. It fixes everything and explains everything!

    • @endlessorbaggins8223
      @endlessorbaggins8223 Місяць тому +3

      Sadly there is Snider fans here that may not see the sarcasm behind the comment.

  • @Lily-oz2dq
    @Lily-oz2dq Місяць тому

    Always worth watching your reviews. Bravo sir saved me time again.

  • @Sean-tn7xm
    @Sean-tn7xm Місяць тому +2

    Props to you for making it all the way through this movie.

  • @shawklan27
    @shawklan27 Місяць тому +15

    The part where Zack decided to leave in a physical orchestra in that family betrayal scene early on was definitely a choice

  • @PB-ye3xv
    @PB-ye3xv Місяць тому +65

    The fact that you referenced the legendary Max Holloway and his epic UFC 300 appearance has made my day.

    • @Natsam_33
      @Natsam_33 Місяць тому +4

      Same 😂

    • @PB-ye3xv
      @PB-ye3xv Місяць тому +9

      @@Natsam_33 It's crazy cause I don't know anyone else irl who likes or watches the UFC like I do and UFC 300 is one of the best events so far.

    • @piercecleary4228
      @piercecleary4228 Місяць тому +1

      Also 300... Zack Snyder

  • @JWEATHERSBY
    @JWEATHERSBY Місяць тому

    I know this was a review of the second part of Rebel Moon, but I just have to say that I felt so validated when you mentioned "Bro Force"!! Such an amazing game. Solid pull.

  • @E_Chap
    @E_Chap 29 днів тому

    Love the out of nowhere Broforce reference haha. That is indeed a good time.

  • @BryanCostner
    @BryanCostner Місяць тому +71

    Rebel Moon Part One was so terrible, imagine my shock how terrible Part Two will be 😂😂

    • @KabbalahSherry
      @KabbalahSherry Місяць тому +1

      The studio should have never chopped this R-rated project up & forced Snyder to water it down into an unrecognizable PG13 disaster. 🤬 Sick of this happening...

    • @thomaskoshy2933
      @thomaskoshy2933 Місяць тому +19

      ​@@KabbalahSherry i don't think it will make a difference.

    • @kostaspassias3815
      @kostaspassias3815 Місяць тому +9

      @@KabbalahSherry The rating wasn't the problem, it was the shitty writing. Can you imagine how little money Rebel Moon would have made without kids and teenagers watching this crap?

    • @Mattinator95
      @Mattinator95 Місяць тому +5

      @@KabbalahSherry given that they are releasing his cut anyway didn’t see the point. Not like the director cut will save it anyway

    • @robp6021
      @robp6021 Місяць тому +4

      ​@@KabbalahSherrysorry. The rating and the studio has nothing to do with how bad this series is. Zach just doesn't have it anymore. He is literally a parody of his past self. Kind of like the wachowski's. ( Yes I probably spelled their name wrong.. don't care. )

  • @Zethonring23
    @Zethonring23 Місяць тому +108

    In the run up to the first part, one of the producers was lamenting on the Lucasfilm rejection and said "F*ck Star Wars", Disney really dodged a bullet there

    • @davymugire8581
      @davymugire8581 Місяць тому +13

      Kathleen Kennedy is somewhere laughing at him with Jon Favreaux saying "thank god"

    • @christophermarabella5683
      @christophermarabella5683 Місяць тому +13

      @@davymugire8581 Kathleen Kennedy is coming off a huge flop with Indiana Jones 5 though

    • @darthmexihcah2270
      @darthmexihcah2270 Місяць тому +6

      Huh? Disney already destroyed star wars , lore and continuity .

    • @kodybuffettwilson
      @kodybuffettwilson Місяць тому +3

      Dodged that bullet before emptying a magazine into their own feet.

    • @christophermarabella5683
      @christophermarabella5683 Місяць тому +1

      @@kodybuffettwilson Lucasfilm would have killed to have Indy 5 have RMs success and viewership

  • @lexman500
    @lexman500 Місяць тому

    @jeremyjahns LOVE that Max Holloway UFC300 reference!

  • @joshuab3715
    @joshuab3715 Місяць тому +2

    The fact we got a Holloway shout out is epic. ✊💪

  • @unclefatbloke
    @unclefatbloke Місяць тому +15

    'And by almost, I mean DIDN'T!'
    I almost choked on my drink when you said that!!

  • @foggylensefilms4735
    @foggylensefilms4735 Місяць тому +22

    The BROFORCE reference maximises respect.

    • @endlessorbaggins8223
      @endlessorbaggins8223 Місяць тому

      Just before this I was watching a music reaction stream and there was a reaction to Manowar. Someone said that the album cover looked a bit like Broforce game. Never heard of Broforce before. Coincidence that the next video I watched mention Broforce!
      This just made me think of... what if in the future with AI capacity I would watch something on youtube and AI would be able to "insert" on the spot content into other videos based on the content I recently viewed. Like I could see a future where personalised ads are inserted subtely into any content that we would barely notice. Or worse, targeted audience propaganda subtely inserted here and ther by AI.

    • @mar10ssj1
      @mar10ssj1 Місяць тому +1

      Only real men of culture would understand the BROFORCE reference.

  • @cYYAN88
    @cYYAN88 Місяць тому +2

    I love how the guy, forgot his name.. With two axes survived not only an assault of 250 marines, but also survived head to head against a tank and an military aircraft. All while fighting right in the middle of no where. His only loss was one of the axes. Good job guy!

    • @rebeccaimpey9986
      @rebeccaimpey9986 Місяць тому

      He's been in 2 movies now. And still, it's guy with the axes. 😂😂. Leader dude was djimon cause at least I knew the actors' names. Then love interest guy that died was bradleycoopercopy in my head. And spiderlady. And "the rest"

  • @milestrombley1466
    @milestrombley1466 Місяць тому +1

    Zack Snyder: "But wait! There's more!"

  • @jeffreygrant3383
    @jeffreygrant3383 Місяць тому +16

    I appreciate the BROFORCE shoutout

  • @frankmalditx
    @frankmalditx Місяць тому +19

    6:08 a max holloway reference was not in my bingo card

  • @NormanOz
    @NormanOz 21 день тому +2

    The most absurd thing about this movie is that this galactic empire was willing to risk a ground assault with these guys over some grain. Like they could've nuked the entire village from space and not have to deal with any of this bs. But no, they needed the grain for their survival or something 😂😂😂

  • @alefunzouzzle4049
    @alefunzouzzle4049 Місяць тому +1

    I loved this movie! It gave me the action and visuals I wanted.. The battle scenes were amazing! I can't wait for part 3.

  • @creekzythemenace2251
    @creekzythemenace2251 Місяць тому +10

    I’ve been watching you since middle school, I am 21 now, you are the goat man.

  • @PBurns-ng3gw
    @PBurns-ng3gw Місяць тому +10

    Ny favorite part was when they're debating about tactics, and out of nowhere Digimon Honsou is just like, "LET'S EACH TAKE TURNS EXPLAINING OUR TRAGIC BACKSTORIES, I'LL GO FIRST," and then we have to sit through a bunch of 15-minute slow motion vignettes for each character

    • @cuchelo1
      @cuchelo1 Місяць тому +4

      And then Djimon tells a story abt how he tried to sacrifice himself to save his men from the evil empire and the evil empire evil empired and slaughtered his men to punish him and then a scant few hours later Kora says she'll sacrifice herself so the evil empire won't slaughter the village and honestly it didn't make her noble it made her absolutely stupid. And I'm sorry but they have the ability to literally raise someone from the dead but they don't have a machine to beep-boop mashed potatoes so they need to go to the ends of the universe to get some wheat thins... like, WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HELL IS GOING ON HERE.

    • @RiverSanguine
      @RiverSanguine Місяць тому +1

      My favourite part was when the end credits came up until I realised I wasted 2 hours of my life hoping it would get better. I did learn 2 things though... 1) pretty sure the casting couch was involved. 2) also pretty sure that the people making this saw every thing I have seen from Firefly to Star Wars and the Magnificent Seven.

  • @AlexaBob
    @AlexaBob Місяць тому +1

    Its not even that bad. Y'all are just living in an social media, echo chamber. Movies can be fun, and not be overly complicated or need to be exactly what you believe they should be. Id love to see each one of your personal takes on the product, maybe your own edits and quality you put into it.

    • @josezapata4237
      @josezapata4237 Місяць тому

      A lot of people have watched the movie and didn’t even feel compelled to finish it past the first half. Most of the comments come from
      People that have attempted to watch it. Nobody expects a movie to be complicated or deep. At minimum it has to be entertaining and interesting and apparently this movie doesn’t check those boxes for most people.

  • @zakali4195
    @zakali4195 Місяць тому +1

    Impatiently waitinf for jeremy to review shogun

  • @chadculotta8278
    @chadculotta8278 Місяць тому +6

    Massive props for giving Max a shoutout. That is strongly in the running for 2024 KO of the Year. Thanks, Mr. J!

  • @genreonlinenet
    @genreonlinenet Місяць тому +1

    You know I still find it fascinating enough that I really wish I could interview Mr. Snyder and just ask him, why? Not to disparage him or make fun of him, but I know he has had things occur in his personal life that were tragic, but I have to see that all of his films have this dark tone in them and when you direct them features and everyone can see the almost depressive expression in Snyder’s art, I think to myself. That is coming from within. We all have our internal worlds. Jeremy has a sincere and kind vibe to him. You can tell that he actually cares about what he does and that passion makes his reviews among the best on UA-cam. It comes from within. While I am not a psychology professional and therefore you should not read anything I have written to be fact, but never the less, I have begun to believe Zach Snyder has a depressive quality within him and it probably has been there a long time before he started directing features. Than you Mr. Jahns.

  • @tonygmichael6434
    @tonygmichael6434 Місяць тому +20

    Good to know that in 2024 there's still reviewers/critics/Jeremy out there to call Dogshit Movies....Dogshit!!
    ...Never change Sir

  • @RandyCassidy-xc3ep
    @RandyCassidy-xc3ep Місяць тому

    Your reviews are always funny

  • @juztyne28apattad59
    @juztyne28apattad59 Місяць тому +27

    "anticipated #2 of the year"
    hahah well
    I guess #1 is Madame Web
    lol I knew it

    • @MrChaotic4
      @MrChaotic4 Місяць тому +4

      This doesn't deserve to be spoken in the same sentence as Madame Web. There's nothing that this did bad that Madame Web didn't do ten times worse.

    • @oXRaptorzXo
      @oXRaptorzXo Місяць тому +10

      @@MrChaotic4they are both equally terrible in their own very special way

    • @skychieftain
      @skychieftain Місяць тому +1

      ​@@MrChaotic4 Madame web is better than this crap of a movie

  • @aaronmoore9417
    @aaronmoore9417 Місяць тому +10

    Totally agree with your summary. I totally wanted part two to stick the landing but it failed epically.

  • @pvd2488
    @pvd2488 Місяць тому

    This is exactly the review I was expecting for part one.

  • @lad4694
    @lad4694 Місяць тому

    She was called the scar-giver long before she stabbed that evil space dude in the final battle. She was in charge of legions before she gave all that up. Don't you think it could have been her name from then? The evil space Nzi even calls her scar-giver after they're captured around 1:43:40 movie-time.
    I genuinely think you all don't give a crap about the movie. It's just fun to rip on it as a community. And that's fine too I guess.

  • @golden90s57
    @golden90s57 Місяць тому +12

    Happy 420 people. Jeremy jahns pouring scotch has the same effect as lil wayne flicking the lighter. You know it's about to be 🔥

  • @Johnmyork23
    @Johnmyork23 Місяць тому +4

    As a farmer myself, I must say that the farming parts were more spectacle than realistic or instructive, still the movie as a whole, with the struggles of farmers vs their corporate overlords is timely, important, and I enjoyed it.
    I do wish the movie included more legitimate farming info or maybe a more in-depth portrayal of a particular seed or husk that is important to them as a people... but I'm nitpicking here and it's not time to harvest the nit yet.

  • @isurus2478
    @isurus2478 20 днів тому

    i can't believe you referenced broforce. that game is fuggin amazing!

  • @optillian4182
    @optillian4182 14 днів тому +1

    Someone should speed up all the slowmo scenes in Snyder's films and force him to watch them all at gunpoint.

  • @andeekumar2817
    @andeekumar2817 Місяць тому +8

    I like Jeremy so much I even entertain his ads. You da’ man Jeremy

  • @6coins
    @6coins Місяць тому +4

    I'm so glad I let the outro play out, that last line got me heaving 😂

  • @undeadchainsaw
    @undeadchainsaw Місяць тому +1

    Thank you for your review sir. Now I don’t have to waste my time. I saw Part 1 when it came out and was genuinely excited. I liked it. A few days later after the wave of excitement washed out of me I tried to remember plot elements from the movie. It took a few minutes to get there. I totally forgot everyone’s name. Now that we’re a few months out I can not for the life of me remember a goddamn thing from part 1. The excitement I had for part 1 is not there for part 2. I couldn’t care less about part2.

  • @BlazerManiacNumber96
    @BlazerManiacNumber96 Місяць тому +14

    Zack Snyder is not a good filmmaker. People say he needs writers, but a good script won’t save a bad director

  • @andykww
    @andykww Місяць тому +11

    Someone needs to tell Zack Snyder "no". Well Lucasfilm did and this is what happened.

    • @stormtraitor6545
      @stormtraitor6545 Місяць тому +1

      Warner Bros. also said “no” to him after ‘Justice League’… they knew.

  • @js1879
    @js1879 Місяць тому +33

    Mention of Broforce, you sir continue to get my love lol

  • @luisco21
    @luisco21 Місяць тому

    That "That is to say...DOGSHIT!" made me spit my drink

  • @capsjukebox
    @capsjukebox Місяць тому

    Scargiver feels like a nickname someone gives themselves

  • @whitters1980
    @whitters1980 Місяць тому +4

    The best reviewer on UA-cam. You always say it how it is and we love you for it ❤

  • @Ladykyra101
    @Ladykyra101 Місяць тому +14

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    • @GripEnemy.
      @GripEnemy. Місяць тому +1

      How obvious could you get? You're either a bot or an employee of the sponsor mentioned. Either way its cringe.