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Two brains for a total of 100 IQ points
#5 might even be a urban legend in the usa and not real like the rest! They are urban legends in the first world countries!
"Do you have a vaccine for homosexuality?" Ummmm, I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't work like that. 😂
Even if there was, if he's already caught the gay, a vaccine won't do shit
I'm bisexual, maybe I should get a shot before I fully turn XD
@@PaladinGear15I’d do it. I used to be bi and now I’m in my 30s I’m a raging homo
If there's a vaccine for that, then call me antivax lol.
I am assuming the person was asking about PrEP. You never know though some people are pretty dumb.
For # 25, “What am I supposed to eat? Salads?” YES, lots and lots of salads, with chicken or turkey, small amt. of dressing, preferably lemon or lime drizzle!
nah. They got GREAT drugs to keep that glucose down, when they eat whatever the devil they want. The A1C is crap, but the glucose is good enough for them. I'm married to one. If it weren't for spouses' sibling, going Keto to loose weight, spouse would still be eating crap. spouse is a territory rep and travels every week and stays with their sibling... and was FORCED to eat Keto. It's been two years, and spouse is FINALLY, eating better.
Just cutting out the sweet tea would help an awful lot. Switch to diet drinks if you must. Then make sure your meal carbs are complex, and balanced with proteins and fats to slow down absorption. Or so I understand. Google "diabetic plate".
The 30 cups of caffeine story is a lot worse apon closer inspection. The average cup of coffee has 80mg of coffee. 30 of those equals 2,400mg of coffee. The amount of caffeine to have for it to become toxic energy to cause major issues or 1,000 mg. This person a little over is doubling the max caffeine intake. I've had too much caffeine at once and under the limit and my heart beat so rapidly I felt like it was going to explode. The person is going to kill themselves at this rate.
That person’s only saving grace is the fact that their kidneys are likely working overtime
Take these stories, make them half as bad and you'll get a hospital show as iconic as House and more popular than Scrubs.
And people will complain the scenarios are too exaggerated and unrealistic. When they're shown half as bad.
The Tennesse one reminds me of a story of how a beach show, I think it was Baywatch. Struggled immensely to find people to stand in the background of the scenes.
Cause 99% of the people were WAY overweight, fat, awful.
They couldn't have a bunch of these fat people. I think they even tried this in an early screening and the people were off put by the amount of overweight walruses.
I don't get how nobody can every just stop and think "something is wrong" when they relate their bodily issues to Fat Bastard.
Just when I thought people couldn’t get any stupider, I hear about a mom letting her baby eat plastic bags…
But there was no sign that it was wasn't edible, so it must've been edible right? 😂
@@thehigherevolutionaryto busy doing what we can and not ask if we should 😂
And she’s got three kids. Those are the people reproducing.
I don't get what she's in about. A lot of those bags have warnings not to give them to infants, that theg can be dangerous in cribs and around pets.
Since I saw people, who honestly believes, that there are 1000 and 1 genders, I'm not surprised about mom, believening, that plastic is edible.
*THIRTY* cups of coffee?? How has he not shat himself to death already??
More importantly, *HOW* has he not DIED of a HEART ATTACK????
Tbh, coffee doesnt make me have to shit, theres lots of folk that can actually process it lol
@@brandonmullins7849 I envy your iron bowels
Jeez I don't even drink 30 cups in a day
Forget s***ing themselves, how had his heart not exploded?!
“But like my left or the dogs left?” Was probably the next question.
Bag woman is why stuff has warnings that seem like common sense.
There's always gonna be an idiot who needs the obvious explained to them
Safety regulations and warning labels are written in blood.
I believe that bag lady may have been posessed by a sea turtle, thinking the bag was a jellyfish and feeding it to the young
Story 5 may not have been about Spanish. In medicine it's all about asking the right questions. Nobody connected the pain in her stomach to hunger because no one thought anyone could be that stupid. No one asked what she was using the cream for as they figured it was just something she needed. So once the spanish doctor asked, the story finally came out. It could have been asked through a translator just was well if one of the specialists thought to ask.
Old people driving completely blind is frighteningly common. for years My 85+ yo great grandfather would drive himself despite being legally blind. Because he felt not being able to drive took his manhood away. Fortunately more responsible family members stepped in to prevent it from continuing
What Physics Defying Game Is This?
1:47, I'd Call CPS The Moment I Saw The Bags
5:54, At Least She Had A Year, When My Appendix Burst, I Didn't Notice Anything For An Estimated Three Days!
6:28, Insanely
I saw a story about a woman who had numerous contacts in her eyes. She kept putting contacts in forgetting that she had lenses in her eyes
This is terrifying.
Oh yeah, heard about her too.
@@HarvestLockwood Ikr I used to wear them and one time when I put them in one folded up under my eyelid, I was able to see with the other one, but had a lot of pain, took me hours to figure out where it was, and finally got it out.
@@rachelgarber1423 omg no thank you
I wanna cry just reading that
That's actually funny was just thinking about Idiocracy hearing about Gatorade.
I am a type 1 diabetic. As story 25 went on, I could almost feel my blood pressure rising because this dude was doing practically everything a diabetic should NOT do.
As soon as I heard "Gnawing severe pain in her stomach" I thought "I wonder if she's just hungry" I get those too when I'm hungry lol
I'm not surprised so many men are unaware if they are circumcised or not. I'm remember my mom explaining the concept to me and my brother when we were in junior high or so.
Brother: Glad you never did that to me!
Mom: Uh, honey, you ARE circumcised.
Can I get one of those vaccines against homosexuality please? I think I too, have the gayeee 😂
Oh I know a way to test for that!
@@iCodeStoneOak care to test that?
Well I'm bisexual, and I found out when I had a crush on a woman ( a fictional woman but it's still a woman unless)
@@marytichelaar7225 who was you crushing on before?
@@marytichelaar7225 girl, same. shego from kim possible and raven from teen titans did it for me.
My granddaughter used to say she had a dragon in her tummy when it growled, so maybe they should look into that.
"Brawndo...it's got what plants crave...electrolytes!" 😂
Not a doctor but story number 4 made me laugh. Worked in long term care and had a patient the house doc was looking to send out for a full GI work up due to complaints of chronic digestive upset. When I explained that the patient eats nothing and drinks nothing but 20-30 cups of coffee with lots of sweetened creamer the doc’s mind was blown and agreed with me that just MAYBE that was a large part of the problem. Told the patient they weren’t getting the referral to GI until we had a documented 2 weeks with 8 cups of coffee or less a day, at least 32oz of water each day, and three square meals each day. Patient was livid but agreed to try it. What do you know, all the GI issues resolved.
Story 19 she may have gotten confused as there is something like nail polish that you can paint on your teeth but it's definitely not nail polish 😅
Yeah, tooth polish, I’ve heard of it! Something tells me she saw someone else doing it, but without the clarification of “that ain’t nail polish”.
@@monroerobbins7551 yeah 😅
Know what you're talking about. We've used the darker stuff at haunted houses. Do agree that maybe she missed the part where it was a different product.
Oh, we have some DOOZIES! An eighty four year old lady I was taking care of had a prolapsed uterus. How prolapsed (fallen)? The organ was hanging OUTSIDE her body, held by a sanitary napkin belt and a cloth sling! I asked her why she had not had it removed. She replied "What if I decide I want more children?"
WHYYYYYYY
#4 that guy had WAY to much coffee
I feel like that guy was pulling all-nighters
@laylacharette2008 with that much caffeine I doubt he has slept at all in the past week!
Story 3... This woman is the reason why we have those incredibly stupid warnings on everything.
Story 5: was this in the US? Because if so, I could tell you why... Money. Unfortunately American medical is a business. They probably took advantage of her mental state and lack of English to get as much money out of her as possible.
I'm greatful for Drs like OP, who actually want to help people and put a stop to sleezy docs milking the insurance machine.
Story 25 is so true. People living back in the hills of TN/VA just do not care about personal health 😂
On the lactation, dairy cows that are used for milk have had a calf. Farmers keep the cows lactating by milking them every day. I had a friend who wore contacts. She never took care of them properly. She wouldn’t clean them, often wouldn’t take them out when sleeping, etc. From letting the contacts get dirty, she ended up scratching her corneas and getting some pretty bad eye infections. I think I’ll stick with my glasses.
Well as long as you take proper care. Though I do get where you're coming from.
Im a lazy person, so if/when necessary im gonna get glasses, because contacts sound like a lot of work and discomfort.
Me too
I frequently fall asleep in my glasses
Medical translators are a rare (and heavily needed) breed. Not only do you have to have a strong grasp of multiple languages, but you'd need a working grasp of medical science, know what all the equivalent terms are in both languages, and the raw ability to translate in real time, often while one person is panicking, in severe pain, or otherwise not thinking clearly.
9:30 He should've came and asked if he can vaccinate her against stupidity
Many of these cases illustrate something I've been saying for years: People WAIT TOO LONG to get treatment and/or medical questions answered.
Oh god these people
By the way, Cats and dogs eating grass does mean something. Not cancer, stomach ache. Let them eat grass unless it us a different poisonous to pets' type grass. So do your research about the plants around you and your dog or cat is fine. (+Get your cat a cat nip farm)
I’ve heard about cat grass and cat nip. Safe for their tummies.
Dogs just love grass, they will graze on it if it is long and available.
Cat grass is just oats generally, yes you can buy it or just plant a handful of budgie seed.
I'm just wondering why he thought to ask an emt and not a vet
As a person from outside the US I have a question: what is Gatorade? Is it some energy drink?
It is a drink with electrolytes. Many athletes drink it during practices and sports games to replace those lost in exercise and sweat, especially in hot and/or humid weather.
Yeah, what they said ^ it's meant to be used after exercising, since it's still pretty high in sugar, but some people have it as just a regular beverage without exercising, so it can be unhealthy too
Like the other two replies are saying, it's a drink for athletics and exercise. It's almost all water, but it contains carbohydrates (sugar), and electrolytes. The electrolytes can be important because drinking too much pure water can dilute your body's electrolytes, but unfortunately the majority of people who care about the electrolytes have no idea what they're talking about. But in summary, Gatorade is sports water, which is perfectly okay for athletics and exercise, that uneducated people drink like some kind of magical healthy flavored water.
It is not an energy drink. Energy drinks contain stimulants and do a lot of things to your body. Gatorade is more like water with additives.
(For the record, the gatorade everyone knows about is the G2 kind, but there are also some different kinds of gatorade, including a special kind of gatorade for after your workout which contains protein.)
As the other people already explained, it is a drink that has electrolytes and is meant to help people who do exercises or physical labour, specially when the temperature is high.
Drinks like Gatorade can also help people who are losing fluids due to sickness but the high sugar and low salt content can make the condition worse sometimes.
Where do you live that they don’t have Gatorade? (It’s a serious question, I thought it was an universal thing like Coca Cola. I live in South America and it’s all over here)
Kinda love the the story about Gatorade and Idiocracy but at the same time i am sad.
That movie started as comedy.
Now it slowly turns into a documentary.
As someone with a high metabolism, I will say that hunger for me is painful. And, if I get to a certain point of hunger, I’m nauseous and can’t eat. I was accused of being anorexic and “afraid to eat” when a new manager messed up our scheduled breaks where I couldn’t go grab a snack and got over hungry. I went out to eat that night and wanted to eat but couldn’t. Years later, met my husband who doesn’t have a high metabolism and can go all day without eating. He only feels hunger and no pain. Hunger for me is painful. I’ve met others who deal with the same pain.
Damn its like your expected to gain the universes knowledge when you hit 18 like seriously
Her breastfeeding husband wanted his milk and cookies lol
My 11 year old cousin thought only girls get pimples.
My friend's mother in law would walk off heart attacks. Tough lady.
As a 32 year old man who went through menopause, thats absolutely whats happening. I'm trans (AFAB) by the way.
Had to see local plastic surgeon for a skin growth. He asked why blah blah blah. We tell him that the doctor we saw said i had cancer. He has a look and begins to go red (I was not the only one she had sent to him that day). It was a benign growth that had grown from a misadventure at 8. He explains he is happy to remove it and will have a talk to the doctor. Apparently she sent in people like me all the time
I question the future of our species.
That is sort of dumb that they never brought in a Spanish interpreter for the poor women that thought she had bird growing inside her. There are probably many people in the hospital that are bilingual and it took years to figure it out
There's a lot of weird people out there. The weirdest are the ones who play the stupid rocket motorcycle game? playing in the background of this video!
Stories like the rubber lady are why sex ed is essential.
I facepalmed my desk😂😂😂😂
Who's gonna tell that one person that about 85% of the brain IS water?
The "my dog can't have nipples" story is a meme/copypasta that originated about 3 years ago. Highly unlikely that the actual person who posted it originally was the one who replied that.
I spent 2 summers working in a vet's office. The number of people who don't understand that male dogs (and cats) have nipples is a lot higher than it should be
The reason why it's a meme is because it happens ALL THE TIME.
Yeah yeah, but the fact that the text of the story reads *exactly the same* as the original makes it pretty clear they just paraphrased the original copypasta.
@@TheOfficialPSI the "original copypasta" was an ask Reddit response lol
Well, humanity every time I think about giving you another chance, I watch another one of those videos
Seems like a lot of patients are gigachad level at trolling doctors these days. Good for them.
The folks at the vet's home don't want to care for my dad anymore. But my mom and I *can't* care for my dad. He's too heavy, so neither of us can pick him up when he falls. He doesn't want to eat, drink, or shower. I work part-time, but I don't have a driver's license, nor do I want one due to past trauma (that my mom keeps undermining). We live in a rural area, so the nearest doctor is half an hour away. But according to the doctor at the vet's home, these are all "social issues'. So my mom is getting a second opinion from a neurologist.
I read vet as in veterinarian and was confused until the end. I hope things get better for your family.
Talk to a social worker at a VA clinic for options. If you are getting run around see if a law school nearby has a free veteran's legal clinic to show you what options are available.
@@talmoskowitz5221 There is no nearby law school. The only college in the area is FVCC. And the closest VA clinic we have is the one my dad is in. Living in rural Montana isn't exactly practical for this kind of stuff. 😔
How does some intake that much coffee? Assuming each cup is 8oz and not larger
About 1.875 gallons. What's even scarier is that coffee is actually dehydrating due to the amount of energy needed to process it, so honestly idk how this guy is doing this without feeling completely f*cked every single day
Story #9: oh that *Sucks*.
I was good until the eye surgery to remove the fused contact lenses.
Now my entire body is flinching.
The circumcision thing is true. I didn't know what it was until college. I knew it existed i just didn't knew what it was. I saw the before and after but could never connect the dots.
It was only after a Girl ,of all people, explained that it's less of chopping a cucumber 🥒 , and more like peeling a banana. 🍌 that i finally got the idea 💡.
I then proceeded too cry.
You ask the million dollar question - WHY...
ANSWER:
Because doctors DON'T care to LISTEN to the patients!!
As someone who's been through the ringer with doctors..
( Being told I have empty womb syndrome.. only to give birth three months later!
Being told I don't need cancer screening, even though my family on both sides have passed away from numerous types of cancer!!
😢😢😢😢😢
Yeah, I stopped going to the doctor after they told me that I would NOT live to see 50!!!
I'm 52- now and those doctors are dead..
🤪😉🧐
Makes you wonder, don't it!?
Women! The second you hit 40yo you need to start getting mammograms! Yes we can get cancer before then so self checks are vital. Do them as often as possible. If you're unsure how to check yourself, ask a doctor. I asure you they will be tickled pink to help you out. You should also be getting papsmears from the start of puberty/intercorse and onwards. Yeah, girl children probably don't need one before the age of 18 but if there is any dysfunction with the sexual organs (endometriosis or pcos) it is best to catch it early so the child can get proper pain meds as most female sexual dysfunctions are painful as fuck. I wish my mom had taken me in, it would have fixed a lot of my problems early on.i have pcos and my periods were torture but that's my mother's failing. Please take care of yourselves
The rubber band one 😆
Story 16. I was a nanny for 2 little girls. The older one would complain that her stomach hurt. I asked her if she was hungry. She insisted that her stomach just hurt. Somehow she had never realized that it was just being hungry.
STORY 8: the dogs left side or the left side while facing the dog? just like asking left or stage left. need to be very specific sometimes.
What is the difference between a delusion, and a misinformation that has never been put aright? I feel the Dominican lady had been given a joke explanation in early childhood and believed it, and we should be more careful what we tell our kids!
9:00 ish
The guy waking up in pain might be more sensitive to hunger than most people. Hunger can occasionally be a bit painful even for me, its not too hard to imagine someone with a little bit more nerves crossing like that.
He could also have mild acid reflux.
🎵Comet! It makes your mouth turn green; Comet! It tastes like Listerine; Comet! It makes you vomit, so get some Comet and vomit todaaaaaay!🎵
The rubber story makes my head hurt.
Sorry if you think i complain but the constant moving of the biker makes it difficult for me to follow the explanations as i am very deaf. Ot very distracting.
My mom and brother both have two uvula. The funniest moment with a doctor was when he looked at Mikes throat and told mom he would never talk if it wasn't fixed and my mom said well didn't bother her hers was never fixed.
What’s with the background video? It’s very distracting.
@ 6:01 I can see where the confusion comes from, if looking at the dog the left side is the left side but when looking at a car the left side is the right side as in the left side is the kerbside
No such thing as a big hospital in a rural area😂. What that person considers rural I consider a city😂
It’s a shame that docs should have to do sex education to grown people
this graphic is tough on older eyes,,,, enough to make one dizzy
Everyone of these stories are fake or could cost everyone of them their medical license.
that game in the background was threatening to give me motion sickness
Don't put it off for a year :-D I only get appointment for a year from now xD
What’s with the stupid back grounds??
Haven’t you heard pájaro is the word.
What the heck is the video in the background?
OH GOD THAT POOR DOG HOLY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST
Where are the "Brondo has electrolytes." comments
We speak English in this Country.
Please get rid of the guy on the flying scooter!
I don’t wait a year but it’s the 3 day rule
Yeeeee the baby Ballin🔥🔥🔥🔥🥶🥶🥶🗣🗣🗣🗣
Brondo the thirst multilayer
I want to be classified as handicap so I can carry a cane when shopping. People are always in the way.😂
I can admire the ambition
But you don’t have to be classed as disabled to carry a self defense cane, you can just lie
DURING BREAST CANCER AWARENESS MONTH TO???? Omg that is just :(
Story from Tennessee not entirely accurate. They wouldn’t say they had diabetes. They’d say they had “the shug”.
#11: Found Mrs. Twit
I don't even know what to say 😂
Story #14 - That poor dog!
Not sure why the husband with the lactation fetish was disturbing
Timestamp?
1:38 at least where i live, it has warnings on the bag, you should know not to give a baby a plastic bag to chew on
#2 OMG BRO BRED HIS DOG WITH HER BROTHER BECOUSE HE DIDNT KEEP HER AWAY DURING HEAT WHAT THE HELL...
I once had a dental hygienist tell me that me a minor could probably go into a bar and ask for a beer without getting ID checked
Wow, thank you for this info! Im definitely going to try it! Ill let ya know!
#22 Did...he not finish *Idiocracy*?
Tooth powder may feel like Comet, but it ain't!
lol oo
Its got what plants want, its got what plants need...
1:39
Tell me she didn't just say that.
Coffee guy would die very quickly
Story 20- Hot flushes in someone who isn't menopausal, is sometimes a sign of diabetes.
Both kinds of diabetes or just type 1 or type 2?
@EllpaFox47 It can be both. Or someone who is pre-diabetic. When I found out that snippet of information, I was having severe hot flushes, day and night. So, I thought there was nothing to lose by being strict with my carb intake for a week. By day four of having my carbs on the low side, my hot flushes had stopped. I now know that if I have a cereal breakfast and a sandwich for lunch, that is my limit of carbs. Dinner HAS to be as close to zero carbs as I can make it, or I'll have a hot flush that night.