ROASTING MY VIEWERS | EPISODE 1

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  • Опубліковано 29 жов 2024

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  • @jaack
    @jaack  7 років тому +1493

    15,000 LIKES BEFORE MIDNIGHT AND I’LL ROAST YOU MUGS EVERY SINGLE SUNDAY!
    NEW SERIES IDEA - SUNDAY ROAST!
    Much love - J

    • @ciaranryan8194
      @ciaranryan8194 7 років тому +1

      JaackMaate ok ya mug

    • @staticsyndrome2011
      @staticsyndrome2011 7 років тому +1

      I'll be waiting...........

    • @staticsyndrome2011
      @staticsyndrome2011 7 років тому +1

      Roast my music Jaack boi

    • @freyaxo8754
      @freyaxo8754 7 років тому +7

      "This UA-camr is about to fuck his audience" instantly clicks pause and jumps with joy ;)

    • @vunnah
      @vunnah 7 років тому

      JaackMaate I thought I was a cup

  • @charlotsart
    @charlotsart 7 років тому +690

    Omg the Tracy Beaker reference was gold

  • @izzyharrison1624
    @izzyharrison1624 6 років тому +177

    “There’s no way that’s a human” 😂“Wig on a slice of ham” has me dead 😂😂

  • @QuishaRosetta
    @QuishaRosetta 7 років тому +3314

    AS IF YOU EDITED A PIGEON BETWEEN MY EYEBROWS HAHAHAHAHA

    • @VillaBoys123
      @VillaBoys123 7 років тому +807

      The fact you think it was a pigeon does not surprise me.

    • @jaack
      @jaack  7 років тому +1232

      seagull Quisha ffs.

    • @roseydight1133
      @roseydight1133 7 років тому +14

      Qwerty Qwertyson pahahaha

    • @xsutlox8146
      @xsutlox8146 7 років тому +25

      Ur actually so pretty wtf

    • @honeymoontears
      @honeymoontears 7 років тому +12

      Quisha I LOVE YOU QUISHAAA

  • @sdarwkcabtenaj3423
    @sdarwkcabtenaj3423 7 років тому +270

    "Kristen, bless you for sending in your picture but I can't roast you. I can't because Ice Age was one one of my favourite films ever, and you were fucking amazing in it"

    • @kirstenkeggie8746
      @kirstenkeggie8746 7 років тому +9

      janetinvids lmao didn’t even get my name right. That alone deserves a roast, eh?

    • @sdarwkcabtenaj3423
      @sdarwkcabtenaj3423 7 років тому +3

      Kirsten Keggie that's brilliant!

  • @Georgia_Productions
    @Georgia_Productions 7 років тому +774

    Your wheeze laugh makes everything 10x funnier I swear

    • @procrastinating.fangirl
      @procrastinating.fangirl 7 років тому +7

      Georgia????! What are you doing here?! Surprised to see you here😅😅😅
      You must be wondering how did I recognize you? I watch your youtube videos...DUHH!!!
      LOVE YA~

    • @shanaimckeever
      @shanaimckeever 6 років тому +1

      Georgiaaaa ilyyyy

    • @sammyhilton-peet9768
      @sammyhilton-peet9768 6 років тому +1

      Oh hey Georgia I love your videos so much thank u ♥️

    • @chloe-dr4rk
      @chloe-dr4rk 6 років тому +2

      omg my two fave youtubers in one place aeaghshsnd can we get james in the scene pleaseeee

    • @aodhagriffin3924
      @aodhagriffin3924 4 роки тому +1

      Hi gOrGIA

  • @Madzlouis56
    @Madzlouis56 7 років тому +174

    "Alfie's got a new vlog out" 😂😂

  • @AuraAbsorber
    @AuraAbsorber 7 років тому +112

    "Someone's 100% just put a wig on a slice of ham" 😂

  • @RolyWestYT
    @RolyWestYT 7 років тому +2623

    I AM TRIGGERED XD This is now my highlight of being on UA-cam hahaha

    • @calzyadiggg
      @calzyadiggg 7 років тому +35

      Roly thats cos u ugly and gay bruh bald head having ass

    • @rika6108
      @rika6108 7 років тому +158

      Callum McHugh stfu

    • @calzyadiggg
      @calzyadiggg 7 років тому +12

      Rika u gay aswell bruh

    • @jaack
      @jaack  7 років тому +803

      Callum, fuck off mate.

    • @robyn3600
      @robyn3600 7 років тому +82

      JaackMaate Knight this man

  • @Famoomoo
    @Famoomoo 7 років тому +56

    7:27 "someone just put a wig on a slice of ham" LMFAO

  • @girlfrommetro
    @girlfrommetro 7 років тому +125

    “if you are too young to get that reference stop watching this channel... i mean...alfie’s got a new vlog out” 😂😂😂

  • @morganxoxo8423
    @morganxoxo8423 7 років тому +489

    imagine being too young to understand a tracy beaker reference

    • @kaygames956
      @kaygames956 6 років тому +4

      morgan xoxo BOI OMG YOU HAVE MATTY HEALY AS YOUR PROFILE PIC,PREACH YOU HAVE GOOD TASTE 😍😍

    • @kingmuizz708
      @kingmuizz708 6 років тому +2

      morgan xoxo tragic

    • @scorpzyt1558
      @scorpzyt1558 6 років тому +19

      People outside the uk wouldn’t know

    • @dustinschafer9199
      @dustinschafer9199 6 років тому

      A what breaker reference? Lol

    • @eloisewoood4262
      @eloisewoood4262 6 років тому +5

      Dustin Schafer How sad

  • @NOAHFINNCE
    @NOAHFINNCE 7 років тому +632

    THAT VEEONEYE JOKE FFFFF

  • @BECKYREBEKAH
    @BECKYREBEKAH 7 років тому +86

    'frank says he's on the left. thanks for clearing that up frank' 😭😭😭

  • @777-e1p
    @777-e1p 7 років тому +89

    "I've never seen a finger tryna do a runner from taking a selfie"

  • @paigehexley6947
    @paigehexley6947 7 років тому +56

    The Tracy Beaker jokes killed me 😂

  • @laurenwalesx
    @laurenwalesx 7 років тому +203

    The bird and the eyebrows😂😂

    • @jnightmare0
      @jnightmare0 6 років тому

      Lauren Wales 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @10thTigerProductions
    @10thTigerProductions 7 років тому +82

    Wig on a slice of ham😂😂😂

  • @TheRoarWithin
    @TheRoarWithin 7 років тому +636

    That intro was genius.

  • @pollycraig7208
    @pollycraig7208 7 років тому +214

    BEST VIDEO ON UA-cam I’VE SEEN ALL WEEK

    • @Josh-uq8yx
      @Josh-uq8yx 6 років тому +2

      Polly Craig Best video on yt i have seen all of 2001-2018

    • @jackshaw80
      @jackshaw80 6 років тому

      Y u need to butter him up

    • @BreezeBreex
      @BreezeBreex 6 років тому

      Best video I've seen all year.

  • @pinkunicornglitter
    @pinkunicornglitter 7 років тому +129

    Im dying at the Tracey Beaker one. So funny

  • @Dan-ze3wm
    @Dan-ze3wm 7 років тому +714

    Top photoshop skills jack

  • @milkssiah
    @milkssiah 7 років тому +688

    I see I was not roasted, you must be intimidated by my extensive milk knowledge

    • @kindergardenbandit6516
      @kindergardenbandit6516 7 років тому +6

      no one lickes u

    • @Hiyumpa
      @Hiyumpa 7 років тому +23

      kindergarden bandit how dare you insult my milk mommy

    • @estabannazam9906
      @estabannazam9906 7 років тому +10

      Doesn’t want to be ended by one of your disstracks like Stephen or thatcher

    • @maxmather2694
      @maxmather2694 7 років тому +2

      kindergarden bandit likes*

    • @BigJohnkrzlfgo
      @BigJohnkrzlfgo 7 років тому +1

      Ur the goat of youtube

  • @sophiabradshaw1956
    @sophiabradshaw1956 7 років тому +32

    SHIT OUT OF AN ELEPHANTS ARSE AAAHAHAHAHAH YOU NEVER FAIL TO MAKE ME LAUGH xx

    • @jaack
      @jaack  7 років тому +6

      I mean, is it possible to be TOO accurate that it's wrong?

    • @sophiabradshaw1956
      @sophiabradshaw1956 7 років тому +2

      JaackMaate 😂😭😭😭😭all your references are spot on I don’t know how your brain works in order to make these comparisons but still keep up the humour Ahahaha

  • @j_destro9227
    @j_destro9227 7 років тому +43

    The seagull part had me crying 😂😂

  • @sukiesmith9953
    @sukiesmith9953 7 років тому +12

    “Sick of the dumping ground” ahahaaahh

  • @effyschannel8815
    @effyschannel8815 7 років тому +38

    IM CREASING AT THE EDIT OF QUISHAS EYEBROWS

  • @globetrottinglottie522
    @globetrottinglottie522 7 років тому +468

    Can't believe I missed out on being roasted :(

    • @Cheers_Motherfucker
      @Cheers_Motherfucker 7 років тому +5

      Lottie Gibbons Now that'll be a challenge

    • @paikeakehlani5392
      @paikeakehlani5392 6 років тому

      Lottie Gibbons fuck off

    • @frankdriver2250
      @frankdriver2250 6 років тому +1

      Eibhlín Murphy y dont u bitch

    • @30m3
      @30m3 6 років тому +1

      Spit roasted?

    • @jannyboi260
      @jannyboi260 6 років тому

      Lottie Gibbons you don’t need to be mentioned in a video to be roasted

  • @eheilish5695
    @eheilish5695 7 років тому +86

    the fucking seagull eyebrows

  • @rachelnesbitt835
    @rachelnesbitt835 7 років тому +11

    I’m creased at the Tracy Beaker references and the photoshopping!!!😂

  • @loveinthefourthdimension9337
    @loveinthefourthdimension9337 7 років тому +82

    "you look like an ugly version of keith lemon"

  • @tylerrichard7640
    @tylerrichard7640 3 роки тому

    I’ve just discovered this and it’s amazing please bring this series back!

  • @leighs.space33
    @leighs.space33 7 років тому +8

    You're probably the only UA-camr that can make me laugh even when I'm feeling shit, so thank you x

  • @Georgia_Productions
    @Georgia_Productions 7 років тому +7

    Jack I just lost my shit, you are one of the only youtubers that actually make me laugh. LOVE THIS SERIES! "Turns out weird al has just discovered poppers for the first time" IM IN HISTERICS LIKE IM LAUGHING AS IM TYPING. It was just so random but spot on to the photo

  • @finb178
    @finb178 7 років тому +12

    please make this a series, the tracy beaker one had me ded

  • @traveltotsadventures4381
    @traveltotsadventures4381 7 років тому +121

    FML this is sooooo funny!! “A hat on a slice of ham” 😂😂😂😂🤪

  • @libbyholmes7672
    @libbyholmes7672 7 років тому +53

    This is the first video that’s made me laugh out loud in ages

  • @KempQ
    @KempQ 7 років тому

    Watched you like 7? years ago and then made a new channel, forgetting about lots of my subscriptions. Glad to have found you again! =D

  • @willlbaker
    @willlbaker 7 років тому +21

    You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain

  • @beatrixkiddo4693
    @beatrixkiddo4693 7 років тому +4

    The intro, Tracy beaker reference and 'careful Julia that waters boiling' has be in bits, mans a legend. 👍🏼

  • @ConorRyan2001
    @ConorRyan2001 7 років тому +46

    Wow a VeeOneEye joke, it’s been a long time since I’ve heard one of those

    • @jaack
      @jaack  7 років тому +18

      Just want to really eradicate any slight chance of that cretin returning.

    • @funnyvideos-ri1vy
      @funnyvideos-ri1vy 7 років тому +2

      same and the sam pepper one but he didn't and still doing better then jack mate

  • @marcelinas3655
    @marcelinas3655 7 років тому

    Subscribed last week and I’m totally not regretting it. THIS IS GOLD!!!

  • @gi4734
    @gi4734 7 років тому +64

    THE GUY YOU PHOTOSHOPPED AS HITLER DESERVES A PICTURE IN YOUR SHED/LOFT THINGY . WHO ELSE AGREES?

    • @jesperlust
      @jesperlust 7 років тому +11

      i am honoured thx

    • @gi4734
      @gi4734 7 років тому +1

      no problem xD

  • @margot2104
    @margot2104 7 років тому

    You're killing it with the videos lately. I'm so happy you're getting rewarded with new subs. You absolutely deserve it. Keep it up homie!

  • @aimeeashworth5454
    @aimeeashworth5454 7 років тому +8

    Omg I had that shark game too!!! When you made that reference I was pissing myself 😂😂😂

  • @orlyb1310
    @orlyb1310 7 років тому +33

    Who's got my Maroon 5 CD? It's gone missing !!!

    • @randomshit2407
      @randomshit2407 6 років тому

      Orly Burton follow my on Snapchat Daniel-em15

  • @louietulloch7998
    @louietulloch7998 7 років тому +9

    Been so excited for this since I saw your tweets yesterday 😂

  • @jessappel7030
    @jessappel7030 7 років тому

    I love that Jack is original this is such a great video! I also love his opinions on certain things i know its not relevent to this vid but i just had to say it. I wish more youtubers were more honest like him. He is an inspiration to me! How is he only on 400K?! If JaackMaate gets 500K by new years I will do a sky dive for charity holding a sign for his channel!

  • @tocc
    @tocc 6 років тому +13

    *A WIG ON A SLICE OF HAM* *FHKHSDFSJR*

  • @kellyannevoaden
    @kellyannevoaden 7 років тому

    Making the best of his Clair accessories vouchers, that's the best thing I've heard for a while

  • @princessladytanya
    @princessladytanya 7 років тому +7

    Onision is quaking lol this was great !

  • @d1want34
    @d1want34 6 років тому +1

    the bird and the eyebrows was fucking genius HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!

  • @nicolamckeating1644
    @nicolamckeating1644 7 років тому +9

    i’ve been waiting for this for too long!!!!!

  • @johall5560
    @johall5560 5 років тому

    Gazzas fishing rod reference cracks me up! Hilarious! But you forgot the coat!

  • @luken3992
    @luken3992 7 років тому +13

    Tracey Beaker reference was class

  • @mjb7689
    @mjb7689 7 років тому

    I literally love you😂 most genuine UA-camr I’ve ever watched , not forced keep it up

  • @CherokeeRoses
    @CherokeeRoses 7 років тому +6

    God bless that dumbass Zoellacalendar. I'm one of the many who found you through it. Love your content dude! Subbed

  • @10Birdy10
    @10Birdy10 7 років тому

    That Raoul Moat line was the first time in a while I've properly cracked up at a video. Great work.

  • @KayaLouise
    @KayaLouise 6 років тому +6

    ❤Can't believe only 33 seconds in and he's already dissing Keith lemon😂😂😂❤

  • @emzyy2552
    @emzyy2552 6 років тому

    The Seagull with that girls Eyebrows as Wings killed me!!! 😂😂😂

  • @kirstenkeggie8746
    @kirstenkeggie8746 7 років тому +29

    Lol thanks for roasting me Jack 😂 and, trust me, I don’t look like Sid the Sloth everyday! Those aren’t even my glasses lmao

    • @MLGLogy
      @MLGLogy 6 років тому +1

      Word. You're very good looking.

    • @kirstenkeggie8746
      @kirstenkeggie8746 6 років тому +2

      Mollie xD ha thanks! x

  • @charliebriggs2769
    @charliebriggs2769 7 років тому

    make this a series regardless, funniest video in a while tbh

  • @fellauk
    @fellauk 7 років тому +218

    I hope you get 15k likes as you roasting me would be my biggest life time achievement yet

    • @Josh-uq8yx
      @Josh-uq8yx 6 років тому +1

      Tozfu same...

    • @Shannxy
      @Shannxy 6 років тому +8

      Damn, you're already roasting yourself harder than he would

  • @nikeeweston
    @nikeeweston 7 років тому

    The slice of ham.....OMFG PLEASE KEEP DOING THESE

  • @awstenandersen2554
    @awstenandersen2554 7 років тому +27

    I just googled Keith Lemon. I liked your longer hair Jack...until now.
    Keep it short mate

  • @fatimapirzada1135
    @fatimapirzada1135 7 років тому

    This has got to be one of the wittiest videos you've ever done. The tracy beaker reference was classic and the nazi gags absolutely finished me.

  • @SummerKayleigh
    @SummerKayleigh 7 років тому +9

    YESSSSSSS I LOVE THAT YOU CHOSE ME 😂😂 even if you hate my eyebrows hahaha

    • @madting8082
      @madting8082 7 років тому

      SummerKayleigh you’re so gorgeous

  • @user-ph8pm8bt8s
    @user-ph8pm8bt8s 6 років тому +1

    THE SEAGULL and A WIG ON A SLICE OF HAM 😂😂😂😂😂😂 MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @daniellemcminn5953
    @daniellemcminn5953 7 років тому +13

    Fully dying at the ice age one

  • @hollygriffiths3114
    @hollygriffiths3114 7 років тому

    DO IT DO IT DO IT honestly top quality banter Jack 😂

  • @georgia9812
    @georgia9812 7 років тому +18

    Oli White has new merch out. Video please!

  • @morganbruce9087
    @morganbruce9087 7 років тому

    And this is why your channel has been doing so well recently. Another hilarious video

  • @andreasotterstad4971
    @andreasotterstad4971 6 років тому +3

    Could you make a video about fanboy/fangirls. How they always say WE instead of I, it's almost like their brainwashed in to believeing that they are one person. "Join the family" type of thing.

  • @elizabetha.1198
    @elizabetha.1198 6 років тому

    best quote: "100% someone slapped a wig on a slice of ham, that's all that is". Cannot wait for the next one!

  • @atenanosratzadeh352
    @atenanosratzadeh352 5 років тому +12

    I don’t get some of these “references” not because I’m too young but because I didn’t grow up in the UK 😂😂

  • @sarahbradshaw7579
    @sarahbradshaw7579 7 років тому

    I actually had to sit up to watch this because I was laughing so much I couldn’t breath when I was lying down.
    JaackMaate is one of my better addictions 👌🏼

  • @12edits91
    @12edits91 7 років тому +196

    24? Thought you were like 32

    • @jaack
      @jaack  7 років тому +87

      WAIT WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THIS

    • @12edits91
      @12edits91 7 років тому +39

      JaackMaate 😂 it’s the beard. and the hair. and the clothes. still fucking hilarious bring back the zalfie fanfic

    • @amritasarkar7893
      @amritasarkar7893 7 років тому +1

      JaackMaate Because you're way too smart.

    • @estherday2239
      @estherday2239 6 років тому +1

      me too!! glad someone else has pointed this out. not saying i look great for my age but honestly I'm thirty and look younger than him

    • @amritasarkar7893
      @amritasarkar7893 6 років тому +2

      I meant that kindly, Jack. I understand sarcasm is the thing to do here, but I think more than how you look and dress, you sound smarter than people expect a UA-camr like you to.

  • @Lucy-cb5en
    @Lucy-cb5en 6 років тому

    'you're too young for the dumping ground, ain;t you tracy?' LMAO

  • @goldenplated
    @goldenplated 7 років тому +6

    ok this has gOt to be a series

  • @jacobholmes3501
    @jacobholmes3501 6 років тому

    I truly think this is one of your best videos ever!

  • @hollyrowlinson2514
    @hollyrowlinson2514 7 років тому +22

    Why does he remind me of Iain Lee from I'm a celebrity?

    • @B70NWYN
      @B70NWYN 7 років тому +1

      Holly Rolo lmao

    • @orlavevo
      @orlavevo 7 років тому +1

      You’re not wrong tbf

    • @crackcocaine9091
      @crackcocaine9091 7 років тому +1

      I thought I was the only one lmaoo

    • @wilky8329
      @wilky8329 6 років тому +1

      😂😭😂

  • @harleyomallybennett5408
    @harleyomallybennett5408 7 років тому

    This video idea is brilliant! Can't wait for the next one. Boy done good.

  • @itspaddy2360
    @itspaddy2360 7 років тому +5

    So Proud of you Dad :)

  • @natemate7555
    @natemate7555 7 років тому

    Jack this is absolute CLASS. Love how you've given up on UA-cam money to produce gold like this. Genuinely - Thank you

  • @cameronpye1612
    @cameronpye1612 7 років тому +47

    10:41 I am dead ahahahahahahaha

  • @bchesh94
    @bchesh94 7 років тому

    Genuinely, it's not often something takes me by surprise and makes me actually laugh out loud. But fuck me this was hilarious! The Raoul Moat and Tracey Beaker one got me good!

  • @FM-mo2pq
    @FM-mo2pq 7 років тому +7

    5:00
    Looks like the " I'm in me mums car " girl

  • @dhoops616
    @dhoops616 6 років тому

    “Someone put a wig on a slice of ham” 🤣🤣🤣 I can’t breath! Hahha

  • @anushrighosh2202
    @anushrighosh2202 5 років тому +7

    Keith lemon 😂😭

  • @chrisshort4121
    @chrisshort4121 7 років тому

    Jack please make this a regular thing, funniest video ive seen by you!

  • @lalatte8294
    @lalatte8294 7 років тому +8

    I honestly thought this would be a bit cringe, totally wrong I’ve laughed the whole way through, legend!

  • @lucasespacito2063
    @lucasespacito2063 7 років тому

    Your videos gets better and funnier......im crying

  • @daveeaton5995
    @daveeaton5995 7 років тому +4

    Roasting yourself first to make it impossible to get hate... you know the youtube game too well

  • @zosia7241
    @zosia7241 6 років тому

    Love that, "ooooh, you're hating the dumping ground"

  • @iloveu975
    @iloveu975 7 років тому +13

    I've always thought you look like Marcus Butler but more facial hair...

  • @mxnissamartins1496
    @mxnissamartins1496 3 роки тому

    Jaackmate needs to do more off tgese this is my favourite kind of videos he makes🤣🤣

  • @aatiqahgirach9944
    @aatiqahgirach9944 7 років тому +6

    Write an essay that’s due tomorrow < watch the new upload

  • @patrick90013
    @patrick90013 7 років тому

    this needs to be a series!

  • @fnnrekkebye8210
    @fnnrekkebye8210 7 років тому +6

    I SEE QUISHA ON JACKS CHANNEL, I CLICK AND LIKE

  • @CherryBombzArt
    @CherryBombzArt 7 років тому +1

    😂😂 everyones got to be roasted now and again - we all need to be able to laugh at ourselves! 😂😘