As a Nigerian, I'm very embarrassed by these scam emails but I'd like to speak for myself and the genuinely honest and hardworking Nigerians out there- we aren't all scammers. Some of us live our lives with integrity and work hard for what we have.
this is amazing! i always used to send back emails scolding the scamer and telling them they should be ashamed of themselves! this was fun listening to!
100 Zimbabwe Dollars. Even the guy in Burkina Faso had to laugh at that one man! funny. I've also done this with a guy in Jamaica. But I really played it up and strung him on for a few days.
yup it was one of those times I which I wished I was there to see the three step process of him waiting for ages.... ringing me up 29 times in under 30 minutes to find where I was and the eventual realisation he'd been had. It was so sweet winding him up. I said I'd pay for a first class British Airways flight as well.... I wondered how much that cost him??
Ok chap you've made your point. We can't talk at the same level. I'll find some one else who has issues but who is willing to be civil. Just remember my bloke that the more you nurse your grudges, the more the sub - humans will rob you. Unfortunately you can't win your fight because there is more of them and less of you. Have a good life!!
Thirty years ago, 100 Zimbabwe dollars was worth more than 100 rand, 100 pounds or 100 US dollars. How things change. Today, even 100 Burkina Faso francs or Nigerian naira would be worth more than 100 Zim dollars!
Well done. These wankers have no respect for human life whatsoever, so you can imagine how they feel when they 'scam' people out of money. No big deal. Life is meaningless for them, so they will do whatever it takes to make money and to hell with the consequences. Whatever you do, you're better off making these phone calls from a phone booth if you want to mouth them off, rather than a traceable device. I currently have an 876# calling my cell phone constantly, annoying to say the least.
I have been robed before. I hate it as much as you do. In fact when I was last mugged at park station, I composed myself in a few minutes and hunted down the suckers. I caught one of them and beat the living lights out of him in public then I sent him to the cops. I wasn't taking the law into my own hands but I just wanted to show on lookers that if they tolerate these criminals, then it will just go on. Two days later I visited the chap at the station, dropped all charges and posted his bail.
After some protest the police let him go when I threatened to hire a lawyer for him. Why did I do that? Because the boy is just 16 years old. It wasn't because the chap is a black like me. I was inspired by a story I read in the papers about a white afrikaaner boy who attacked his schoolmates in Krugersdorp with a sword killing some of them. The way that the community responded brought a solution sooner rather than later. They were disgusted by the crime but they went out of their way to find
On my profile for a dating site, under occupation, I entered: FBI agent. I specialize in arresting internet scammers; especially Nigerian ones. I wonder if that's why I haven't been gettin many of them lately.
yeah lol or from "barristers whos client was killed in Absbygen". I played with this guy from Nigeria and got him to fly to Heathrow. Haha got loads of death threats haha.
@blomstersenter Every time you worked in Nigeria, you paid bribes to government officials. I'm not saying the government isn't corrupt or the country doesn't have bad people but that doesn't make everyone bad or a crook!!! A few loud and ignorant Americans doesn't make all American's loud and ignorant! Maybe this world would be a tad better if we stopped generalizing and were more tolerant of people as individuals!
You guys do realize that... a lot of Nigerians live on less than a dollar a day? On any given day you might live on less than a dollar a SECOND. Just something to think about.
As a Nigerian, I'm very embarrassed by these scam emails but I'd like to speak for myself and the genuinely honest and hardworking Nigerians out there- we aren't all scammers. Some of us live our lives with integrity and work hard for what we have.
Lol ain't finna fall for your scam too😂 15 years no one commented.... We getting smarter 😂
Thanks, Mr Simpson, for creating and extending an awereness, through comedy, for a very real problem in Africa.
this is amazing! i always used to send back emails scolding the scamer and telling them they should be ashamed of themselves! this was fun listening to!
what makes me laugh is that these people are always desperate to offload the fortune they hold for the deceased person.. lol
As a Nigerian, I can only say:
GO WHACKHEAD!
"Yeah I don't want to say Nigeria or Burkina Faso."
LOL.
can you imagine what a maniac this scammer is...
100 Zimbabwe Dollars. Even the guy in Burkina Faso had to laugh at that one man! funny. I've also done this with a guy in Jamaica. But I really played it up and strung him on for a few days.
yup it was one of those times I which I wished I was there to see the three step process of him waiting for ages.... ringing me up 29 times in under 30 minutes to find where I was and the eventual realisation he'd been had. It was so sweet winding him up. I said I'd pay for a first class British Airways flight as well.... I wondered how much that cost him??
05:41 when the wife says NO and you really want it.
Anyone can be next of kin🤣🤣😅
LMAO did you hear the last bit!?
"MAY ALLAH BLESS YOU"
Ok chap you've made your point. We can't talk at the same level. I'll find some one else who has issues but who is willing to be civil. Just remember my bloke that the more you nurse your grudges, the more the sub - humans will rob you. Unfortunately you can't win your fight because there is more of them and less of you. Have a good life!!
Thirty years ago, 100 Zimbabwe dollars was worth more than 100 rand, 100 pounds or 100 US dollars. How things change. Today, even 100 Burkina Faso francs or Nigerian naira would be worth more than 100 Zim dollars!
I find it ironic Burkina Faso translates from Moore as "land of upright men"
i hope she comes back been 5 months no contact and tomorrow is my birthday and i still lover her.... will be the best gift if she meets me
Why does the guy from Burkina Faso bother yelling? Down a phone, from thousands of miles away.
I got that same email like 5 times already...some of them even get your info from posting ads on craiglist
Egypt is North Africa. Thats not the case in any West African or East African country.
i couldnt understand one fuckin thing that guy was saying lmao i love whackhead
Well done. These wankers have no respect for human life whatsoever, so you can imagine how they feel when they 'scam' people out of money. No big deal.
Life is meaningless for them, so they will do whatever it takes to make money and to hell with the consequences. Whatever you do, you're better off making these phone calls from a phone booth if you want to mouth them off, rather than a traceable device.
I currently have an 876# calling my cell phone constantly, annoying to say the least.
100 zimbabwe dollars hahahahah, they just made a 50 billion dollar note there.
I have been robed before. I hate it as much as you do. In fact when I was last mugged at park station, I composed myself in a few minutes and hunted down the suckers. I caught one of them and beat the living lights out of him in public then I sent him to the cops. I wasn't taking the law into my own hands but I just wanted to show on lookers that if they tolerate these criminals, then it will just go on. Two days later I visited the chap at the station, dropped all charges and posted his bail.
LOL anger issues
Sadly enough yes!!
After some protest the police let him go when I threatened to hire a lawyer for him. Why did I do that? Because the boy is just 16 years old. It wasn't because the chap is a black like me. I was inspired by
a story I read in the papers about a white afrikaaner boy who attacked his schoolmates in Krugersdorp with a sword killing some of them. The way that the community responded brought a solution sooner rather than later. They were disgusted by the crime but they went out of their way to find
Ha ha ha eish he's cross!
I got a e-mail like this!
:D
Seriously...how do people fall for this??
>.>
Whackhead, love you man
On my profile for a dating site, under occupation, I entered: FBI agent. I specialize in arresting internet scammers; especially Nigerian ones. I wonder if that's why I haven't been gettin many of them lately.
who's voices are similar?
haha.. the dude's awesome
@ndlelantle i was thinking the same thing. they actually fool doctors, lawyer, and professionals.....craziness.
I got a bit confused :S He sounded like Jabba the Hutt ^^
HOw many dead cocoa magnates are there in Nigeria anyway??
I sent this same scammer R78 000 just so he'd leave me alone 😀
Suuuuureeeee
Hahahaha Must try this!!! lol
He will send you proof if you send him some cash.
Hahaha... what a doos this scammer is.
yeah lol or from "barristers whos client was killed in Absbygen". I played with this guy from Nigeria and got him to fly to Heathrow. Haha got loads of death threats haha.
how does a person fall for these scams...yho!!!!!!
Whackhead, very good
Post the phone number, I want to call him up at 4am
ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
@blomstersenter Every time you worked in Nigeria, you paid bribes to government officials. I'm not saying the government isn't corrupt or the country doesn't have bad people but that doesn't make everyone bad or a crook!!!
A few loud and ignorant Americans doesn't make all American's loud and ignorant!
Maybe this world would be a tad better if we stopped generalizing and were more tolerant of people as individuals!
Fuckin A !!!!!!!!!!
It's not a lie. Africans who speak ARABIC use the word Allah no matter what religion they follow. Have you ever been to Egypt for example?
In africa, chrisians, muslims jews all use the word Allah (which means 'God')
MUGU😡🤬
@eyeola1 hard to belive
lol....
Ha ha
You guys do realize that... a lot of Nigerians live on less than a dollar a day? On any given day you might live on less than a dollar a SECOND. Just something to think about.
Can’t understand a word
@eyeola1 Ja we all know that m8. when South Africa bomb out of the FIFA world cup i will sopport Nigeria.
Why does everything have to be racial for you buddy! Is Tannebaum Black African. C'mon dude! lets build a better country. We can do it!