Life is Hard, Yo.

[Lyrics]
OH I FUCKIN LOVE THIS ONE ALREADY!
HERE WE GO!
Once upon a time in a really shitty city,
Lived a young goth girl named abbey,
and you know she's sitting pretty,
Got a scar on the gut from a stabbing,
what a pity
But they missed all of her vitals and now she's getting kinda witty
And since I'm off the chain so often you know I'm getting nitty-gritty
Yo, life is hard.
Life is hard, yo.
Now, my parents weren't the best, and I will be blaming drugs,
Because all you needed was heroin, when all I needed was hugs,
And I'm not trying to be a downer, don't you dare think I'm that smug,
I'm just saying there's a reason when you hand me booze I chug,
All I wanted was a childhood, or at least some help and I got shrugs.
Life is hard...
Life is pretty hard, yo.
HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO!
(Guitar Solo)
HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO!
Now I'm gonna talk about my first real relationship.
And how that dumpster-fire woman was a piece of shit!
How she dominated my life like a fuckin bad sadist,
Verbal, mental, and physical abuse, and the way that she gaslit,
And I'm telling you that ain't the fucking HALF OF IT!
YO, LIFE IS HARD!
LIFE IS FUCKIN HARD YO!
After that my life got better, at least for a small while,
and while it's fuckin on fire now at least I still have a smile.
Cause my most recent heartache has got me swallowing bile,
watching them putter along, and they struggle all the while,
I'm just marching along, there's no need to be hostile.
It's only your fuckin intentions, I revile.
(And the lack of respect to others.)
(Honestly you sicken me, this song is over.)
YO, YO LIFE IS HARD!
LIFE IS FUCKIN HARD YO!
Yo, Life is hard.
LIFE IS FUCKIN HARD YO!