Steven Seagal's Exit Wounds Ruined DMX's Career - Worst Movie Ever

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  • @SpaceIce
    @SpaceIce  5 місяців тому +123

    My Patreon: www.patreon.com/Space_Ice

    • @julesv8664
      @julesv8664 5 місяців тому

      Space Ice is the only reason more people don't go all seagal, in schools

    • @crossknight3030
      @crossknight3030 5 місяців тому

      Nemesis 4 angel of death, you have to do it 😂😂

    • @Tinkertown-x9z
      @Tinkertown-x9z 5 місяців тому

      3:24
      OMG that's at least spark plug level value for a callback what the F$*% was that even supposed to MAKE us believe?

    • @goofygrandlouis6296
      @goofygrandlouis6296 5 місяців тому

      Even the movie title, makes no sense.
      "Exit wounds".. 🙄

    • @cnelson1614
      @cnelson1614 2 місяці тому

      Has master Segal ever reached out to you, about these videos.

  • @mattscott2664
    @mattscott2664 5 місяців тому +421

    3 complaints filed for excessive force……
    46 complaints for sexual harassment
    109 complaints for stealing lunches

    • @jussikankinen9409
      @jussikankinen9409 5 місяців тому

      Most from fatsos that cannot see own mini penis

    • @mastergwaha
      @mastergwaha 5 місяців тому +9

      its that damn sasquatch thats who!

    • @Aaron-zu3xn
      @Aaron-zu3xn 5 місяців тому

      6:53

    • @AnikMonette
      @AnikMonette 5 місяців тому +4

      ​@@mastergwahaThat's the excuse Seagal gave up while having a mouthful of pizza sub he stole...😅

    • @momchilandonov
      @momchilandonov 5 місяців тому +3

      I read that during a movie fight scene Seagal crushed an actor's jaw breaking many teeth and didn't even had the audacity to properly apologize to him or compensate him for the physical trauma.

  • @paultapner2769
    @paultapner2769 5 місяців тому +505

    From Imdb re this:
    'Eva Mendes (who called this a "terrible movie") said her dialogue in this film was entirely re-dubbed by another actress. Mendes says she learned of this when she attended the premier with her family and realized "...Something was wrong. Something was just off." She says the producer later explained to her that her voice was replaced because she "didn't sound intelligent enough." Mendes told Jon Stewart on The Daily Show (1996), "A Steven Seagal film, and I didn't sound intelligent enough?!'
    IMagine her saying that last line in Space Ice's voice.

    • @toweypat
      @toweypat 5 місяців тому +72

      That sucks. She deserved better.

    • @rickm3779
      @rickm3779 5 місяців тому

      Eva Mendes has more talent and beauty in her turds than Seagal could ever dream of having in his whole body.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 5 місяців тому +17

      ​@@toweypat why? She's awful.

    • @Vortex_Feedz
      @Vortex_Feedz 5 місяців тому +26

      @@themonsterunderyourbed9408not in bed

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 5 місяців тому +29

      @@Vortex_Feedz Probably why she was even in movies to begin with.

  • @rigelc.hoffman2496
    @rigelc.hoffman2496 5 місяців тому +401

    Steven Seagal: I have an idea
    Every stuntman in Romania: Aw shit, here we go again

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 5 місяців тому +31

      Follow by intentionally hurting the stuntmen.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 5 місяців тому +1

      Every stripper in Romania: Aw shit, here we go getting groped in a trailer again.

    • @doublep1980
      @doublep1980 5 місяців тому +36

      There's a story from a movie he did in Bulgaria, where he deliberately injured several stuntmen during the shoot.
      The stunt coordinator, a former European Kick boxing champion, had have enough of his BS & allegedly knocked Seagal out cold and was fired afterwards.

    • @Pikkabuu
      @Pikkabuu 5 місяців тому +5

      @@evandaymon8303
      I read this as "intentionally hunting the stuntmen" IE. they have had enough of working with Seagal, so Seagal has to first catch some stuntmen to work in his movies!

    • @edgabrielocay3376
      @edgabrielocay3376 14 днів тому

      ​@@doublep1980God, i hope that's true.

  • @brucewillis542
    @brucewillis542 5 місяців тому +277

    Seagal being too fat to get out of the desk was the best.

    • @StevenSeagal245
      @StevenSeagal245 5 місяців тому +29

      The chair was just small.

    • @brucewillis542
      @brucewillis542 5 місяців тому +46

      @@StevenSeagal245 yeah, I bet they get smaller each year, don't they?

    • @donreid6399
      @donreid6399 5 місяців тому +10

      Belushi did it better in Blues Brothers! 🙂

    • @sambull2621
      @sambull2621 3 місяці тому +1

      Tbf, he’s not just fat, he’s also pretty tall

    • @Mr102405
      @Mr102405 2 місяці тому

      That’s not funny. He has a thyroid condition and a cholesterol,blood pressure condition too

  • @Stash_box
    @Stash_box 5 місяців тому +753

    Live by the chair, die by the chair
    -Steven Seagal

    • @niccolorichter1488
      @niccolorichter1488 5 місяців тому +6

      touching

    • @dystopian..
      @dystopian.. 5 місяців тому +22

      @@niccolorichter1488yes. Seagal has several charges for that

    • @machtron10
      @machtron10 5 місяців тому +2

      thought it was Shakespeare.

    • @christopherortiz9330
      @christopherortiz9330 5 місяців тому

      Out for Justice proved people die by the sock.

    • @dustinandrews3223
      @dustinandrews3223 5 місяців тому

      How big of a budget did they blow on this movie? So many famous actors for nothing.

  • @miaouew
    @miaouew 5 місяців тому +345

    when Tom Arnold isn't the most pathetic person in the movie, you know you're watching a Steven Seagal film.

    • @jif69
      @jif69 5 місяців тому +21

      The Tom Arnold bit was hilarious. It’s true he’s only associated with true lies and marrying Roseanne

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 5 місяців тому +9

      Facts. Dude is a knob.

    • @SuperOmnicronsj44
      @SuperOmnicronsj44 5 місяців тому +7

      @@stillcantbesilencedevennow And i'll still watch HIS films over the sh*t Hollywood is turning out now.

    • @allwoundup3574
      @allwoundup3574 5 місяців тому +20

      ​@@SuperOmnicronsj44 nobody cares

    • @jonS4426
      @jonS4426 5 місяців тому

      Lmao

  • @rob1nsky
    @rob1nsky 5 місяців тому +1462

    Fun fact: This movie was named exit wounds because most movie-goers injured themselves running out of emergency exits.

    • @joshuablack8221
      @joshuablack8221 5 місяців тому +29

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brucewillis542
      @brucewillis542 5 місяців тому +67

      Nice call, but I don't think anyone saw this at the theatres

    • @dustbagwx5186
      @dustbagwx5186 5 місяців тому

      Was gonna say no chance this was in theaters. Space Ice is probably the only person who has ever watched it.​ @@brucewillis542

    • @poochimayne7294
      @poochimayne7294 5 місяців тому +4

      Good one ROFL

    • @daezimba7436
      @daezimba7436 5 місяців тому +4

      😅😅😅😅

  • @ripper_r0090
    @ripper_r0090 5 місяців тому +153

    "And if Seagal can do side aerial, then anything is possible and now hes fighting a Jedi!" XD

    • @markrlondon
      @markrlondon 5 місяців тому +4

      Seagal hated doing rehearsals. Apparently that whole fight scene was improvised. If you notice, they almost never end up touching each other, just hitting each other with the weapons.

  • @SneedBass
    @SneedBass 5 місяців тому +306

    I love the lore that Seagal is just a spree killer who kills to either quiet the voices or for the thrill. It definitely makes his movies more entertaining

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 5 місяців тому +18

      Its mostly for the thrill and even if he isn't great with guns he still ends up killing anyways because he sucks at shooting. Not because he is masterful shot.

    • @jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378
      @jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378 5 місяців тому +2

      ​@@evandaymon8303 What a shame *lip smack* what a rotten career.

    • @Ohflipsnap
      @Ohflipsnap 5 місяців тому +15

      @@evandaymon8303 You don't have to worry about hitting the wrong target when everyone is a target...

    • @silversoulken
      @silversoulken 5 місяців тому +5

      Dude is the most psychotic actor ever lol

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 5 місяців тому

      @@Ohflipsnap Exactly my point

  • @313Hades
    @313Hades 5 місяців тому +99

    I used to watch people like Morgan Freeman and Jack Nicholson and think "man, I'd love to be an actor, but I don't think I m talented enough". But then I saw Seagal and I thought, "dude, there's a chance". Then i saw the Acolyte... Hollywood, here I come!

    • @davisjones7137
      @davisjones7137 5 місяців тому +3

      All possibilities for those who are total A holes

    • @MichaelF-cc8ri
      @MichaelF-cc8ri 4 місяці тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @namesake-uv8ug
      @namesake-uv8ug 3 місяці тому +2

      Yup , money for nothing

    • @BrianSmith-yq7ys
      @BrianSmith-yq7ys 2 місяці тому +1

      Under Sedge was such a good movie it took him a while to use up that magic

    • @D9t-p8w
      @D9t-p8w 29 днів тому

      We could have had a whole series of shitty movies. Maybe in another life brother 😂

  • @chubbrubb72
    @chubbrubb72 5 місяців тому +455

    I kept thinking: When does he go to the strip club? Then I started to think that maybe, finally, Seagal would have a movie where he doesn't visit a strip club. But 8 minutes in, ... there he is at the strip club.

    • @TrassseB
      @TrassseB 5 місяців тому

      Stripclubs are seagals temples/churches or what ever fuxking religion he decided to pretend to be this week

    • @tempslip
      @tempslip 5 місяців тому

      It's written in his contract along with unlimited cookies and sex scenes with whichever actress is the most desperate.

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 5 місяців тому +24

      ​@@OldPirate1718But was the strip club made in 2001?

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 місяців тому +1

      @bwj "Old" pirates were made in 2001. Why is he spamming that excuse @ ev1 lol

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 5 місяців тому +7

      Steven does have films without strip clubs but those are rare as his rare good movies which is very rare so rare that they become nonexistent

  • @AndrewCox-wl6br
    @AndrewCox-wl6br 5 місяців тому +34

    "He said f*** the script, and f*** science!".😂😂😂. That line alone made my day!!!

  • @doublep1980
    @doublep1980 5 місяців тому +525

    According to MJW, who plays the main bad guy here, Seagal deliberately injured a stuntman by throwing him on a glass table, during the movie shoot. The stuntman had to be hospitalized with numerous stitches.
    MJW then told Seagal: ''If you gonna pull a stupid stunt like this with me, when we shoot our big fight scene, I'm gonna kick your ass and I don't care if you're the star and what not."
    If you look closely at that fight scene, it's pretty much only Seagal's body double ''fighting'' MJW.

    • @CottonEyedBro
      @CottonEyedBro 5 місяців тому +65

      A stuntman actually died during the filming of this movie.

    • @wanderingvagabond1634
      @wanderingvagabond1634 5 місяців тому +124

      According to one interview with MJW, the filming staff were actually encouraging him to injure Seagall.

    • @Mutantgamer
      @Mutantgamer 5 місяців тому +140

      Yeah apparently the crew disliked Seagal so much that they scheduled the final fight at the end and basically told MJW "Please fuck him up, we dont need him for further filming anyway".
      Even MJW's agent was encouraging him to do it.

    • @docsays
      @docsays 5 місяців тому +26

      I believe it

    • @Vortex_Feedz
      @Vortex_Feedz 5 місяців тому +3

      Had me in the first half, ngl

  • @rebbel67
    @rebbel67 5 місяців тому +45

    Seagal: "I can't type"
    Space Ice: "Or read, or write, or act" 😂

  • @mikemckenna4778
    @mikemckenna4778 5 місяців тому +369

    Who the hell even knew Seagal had this many movies before this channel...lol

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 5 місяців тому +21

      Anyone who was around in the '80s and '90s.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 5 місяців тому +25

      There's one dude in Arkansas that collected EVERY Seagal movie ever. One.

    • @PointlessRhetoric
      @PointlessRhetoric 5 місяців тому +24

      @@MamaMOB Most of these turd nuggets were sadly made within the last ten to 20 years and literally no one has ever heard of them. I was born in the 80s and I only knew segal from under siege thanks to the classic cake scene. Legendary stuff for my generation.

    • @d1nonly14ever3
      @d1nonly14ever3 5 місяців тому +8

      ​@@MamaMOBI've never seen a Segal Movie.
      I knew he was an actor but I remember more of Mad Tv making fun of him than the real Segal.

    • @mastergwaha
      @mastergwaha 5 місяців тому +5

      @@d1nonly14ever3 will sasso!

  • @leemangaming1020
    @leemangaming1020 5 місяців тому +29

    The number of crimes Seagal committed in just this movie:
    Manslaughter
    Espionage
    First Degree Murder
    Second Degree Murder(his favorite)
    Assault (second favorite)
    Assault with a Deadly Weapon
    Sexual Harassment
    Reckless Endangerment
    Kidnapping
    Damage to public property
    Grand theft auto
    And much more that I can’t think of

    • @StevenSeagal245
      @StevenSeagal245 5 місяців тому +6

      That's a lot of false accusations against me.

  • @timothylewis2527
    @timothylewis2527 5 місяців тому +104

    This channel never misses an opportunity to knock Steven Seagal.
    Just like Steven Seagal never misses an opportunity to knock over an old lady in front of him in line at the buffet.

  • @joshuablack8221
    @joshuablack8221 5 місяців тому +71

    “No, from True Lies and you married Roseanne; that’s all you’ll ever be.”
    DAAAAAAAAMN! So true though 🤣🤣🤣

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 5 місяців тому +5

      Yep and that's ALL he'll ever be!

    • @jif69
      @jif69 5 місяців тому +4

      Truth

    • @jimspence0
      @jimspence0 5 місяців тому +4

      Actually forgot he was in True Lies.

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 5 місяців тому

      ​@MamaMOB factual statement. Dude is a colossal 💩.

    • @mastergwaha
      @mastergwaha 5 місяців тому +2

      @@jimspence0 he was awesome in it

  • @williamtoad8040
    @williamtoad8040 5 місяців тому +278

    Ahhh, the movie where Seagal walked off the boat right into the lake. Many Great Lakes cities are still recovering from the tidal wave to this day. It was by far America’s worst man made disaster of 2001.

    • @johnlawful2272
      @johnlawful2272 5 місяців тому +6

      Reminds me of the tub scene in family guy

    • @K37-h1z
      @K37-h1z 5 місяців тому +2

      😅😂🤣

    • @azombie8mybaby
      @azombie8mybaby 5 місяців тому +8

      I saw a video clip where "Mr. Roseanne" told the story about him walking off the boat. Hilarious.

    • @williamtoad8040
      @williamtoad8040 5 місяців тому +1

      @irwinisidro yea apparently he covered the front half of the top of his head in black tar to hide the fact he’s bald. Now his hairline is a perfect 90 degree angle.

    • @SarahMaywalt
      @SarahMaywalt 5 місяців тому +4

      Never forget.

  • @bigstackD
    @bigstackD 5 місяців тому +8

    Keep them coming BRO 👊🏻 always good to have a laugh at Steven‘s expense 😆

  • @Fire_Summoner
    @Fire_Summoner 5 місяців тому +485

    I'm still waiting for the day Seagal makes a movie where he slaps a helicopter and it explodes.

    • @hectoraccented5312
      @hectoraccented5312 5 місяців тому

      He's still looking for a double stupid enough to accept to do the stunt

    • @carry10mm
      @carry10mm 5 місяців тому +18

      That is Chuck Norris territory ;)

    • @gunkyzip
      @gunkyzip 5 місяців тому +46

      @@carry10mm nah, Chuck Norris just needs to look at the helicopter and it explodes by itself out of respect

    • @jimfazio85
      @jimfazio85 5 місяців тому +14

      While never leaving the confines of a chair.

    • @markrlondon
      @markrlondon 5 місяців тому +3

      Thanks for the laugh out loud moment.

  • @thekiller7994
    @thekiller7994 5 місяців тому +57

    Every Steven Seagal movie in a nutshell:
    -Steven Seagal is either special forces, government agent, pacifist with a high a kill count, vigilante, law enforcement, Harvard professor, doctor, philanthropist, ex special forces, ex government agent, or ex law enforcement
    -Seagal is treated like the second coming of Jesus Christ
    -Seagal will mumble his way through scenes or require the use of voice dubbing from other people
    -Seagal probably does his scenes in one take
    -Body doubles that do everything which includes fighting, walking, and standing
    -Loads of plot convenience
    -Opening scene that has no connection to rest of the plot and is never mentioned again
    -Steven Seagal will be portrayed as the hero but does plenty of illegal stuff
    -Seagal will hook up with women significantly younger than him
    -Sudden tone shift in Seagal movies
    -Seagal’s accent will either be Italian, Russian, Irish, Native American, Asian, Japanese, Russian, Black, or Hispanic
    -Multiple plot threads that go nowhere and abandoned by the end of the movie
    -Seagal will be sitting down for most of his scenes
    -In some Seagal movies, Seagal will sometimes appear for 10 to 20 minutes
    -Stupid sounding title names that try to sound cool
    -Seagal’s self insert oc will have stupid names that try to sound cool
    -The aspect ratio in some Seagal movies will be stretched out to make Seagal look slimmer
    -Whenever Seagal does a fight scene, he does his patented slap fighting or flails his arms like a weirdo (and will also never take a hit and be sitting down)
    -Whenever Seagal uses a gun, he does his patented no look shooting and gun will always have infinite ammo and never jam
    -Fight scenes will sometimes be shot with darkness, shaky cam, or jump cuts to hide Seagal’s weight or his stunt doubles
    -Every Seagal movie either takes place in Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia, random locations in the USA, or Mexico
    -Mandatory strip club scene
    -Whenever Seagal has a team, everyone will die, vanish, or do nothing while Seagal does all the work
    -Whenever Seagal has a sidekick, his sidekick will someone who is more competent at acting and fighting but will usually die, vanish, or do nothing
    -Whenever Seagal has a wife, love interest, or daughter, they usually end up dying or being kidnapped and someone younger takes their place
    -Seagal’s crappy movies will sometimes be a sequel to another crappy Seagal movie
    -Seagal will wear whatever he wants despite the situation
    -Seagal will always walk into the next plot point
    -Plots usually resolve themselves in the first 10 or 20 minutes
    -Reuse of footage
    -Filler that puts most anime to shame
    -Movies will abruptly end after hitting 90 minutes
    -Terrible special effects and green screen
    -Despite being an “action star”, Seagal will never hold a gun correctly and always flinches or blinks when shooting a gun
    -One liners and jokes that fall flatter than Seagal’s “acting career”
    -Use of random military jargon
    -Fully clothed s€x scenes
    -Seagal will sometimes have a family, wife, or love interest that appears at the end of the movie
    -On the movie’s cover art, Seagal’s head will be photoshopped on someone else’s body
    -Whatever government agency that Seagal works for apparently has jurisdiction over the entire world
    -Every Steven Seagal movie is a mega blockbuster hit movie
    Anything else I forget?

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 5 місяців тому +4

      -most of his films have names with kill in them

    • @evandaymon8303
      @evandaymon8303 5 місяців тому +3

      Although to be fair some of the titles sound pretty cool if only he wasn't the actor or main actor in the movie.

    • @jonahfalcon1970
      @jonahfalcon1970 5 місяців тому

      Christ loves strip clubs.

    • @Dan-di9jd
      @Dan-di9jd 5 місяців тому +3

      As far as wearing whatever he wants, I think it's because none of the clothes fit him. I recall that one movie Sniper, Special ops, the costume director was told that Seagal would bring in his own clothes and you can see in many scenes some of them were not fitted on his body and was instead just put over him because he couldn't reach behind him to buckle the straps or make adjustments. I think he insists on bringing his own clothes and costumes in, and he makes it out like he's bringing in cooler gear and stuff but really because he's worried it won't fit him.

    • @jonahfalcon1970
      @jonahfalcon1970 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Dan-di9jd How come narcissists always get so fat?

  • @xkingiii6573
    @xkingiii6573 5 місяців тому +349

    1:28
    Bro even edited the newspaper to roast Seagull, gotta respect the dedication.

  • @itsjustme8947
    @itsjustme8947 5 місяців тому +76

    I have a 45 year old cousin who thinks seagull is so great, he looks like him, acts like him, speaks like him, and shoots like him. He's applied to the CIA 6 times, was turned down by the Marines, but DID manage a spot as a reserved deputy sheriff who only gets called in as extra security for high school football games. I showed him your channel, he got mad and tried to kick my desk chair out from under me. He slipped and knocked himself out when my Stanley cup fell off the desk and bonked him on the head.
    I think he achieved perfection with that move.
    Opinions?

    • @AspasiaB
      @AspasiaB 5 місяців тому +19

      I dunno. How are his various fake accents? Does he have an obnoxiously greasy ponytail? He hasn't reached Full Segal yet so there might still be time to save him

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 5 місяців тому

      @@StevenSeagal245 "a good taste"... a good taste of what? I'm thinking something brown, smelly, and attracts flies, lol! He's a psycho!

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 5 місяців тому +12

      @@AspasiaB Oh, he's beyond all hope.

    • @rob.parsnips
      @rob.parsnips 5 місяців тому +11

      Damn I hope this is all true

    • @itsjustme8947
      @itsjustme8947 5 місяців тому +9

      @@rob.parsnips To quote Metallica: "You know it's sad but true..." 🙂

  • @tcaprecap1448
    @tcaprecap1448 5 місяців тому +337

    I wonder how Seagal feels about the fact that his older films are chock full of decent actors who’ve gone on to have really good careers after being in his movies, & Seagal is still making the exact same pile of crap as always.

    • @dickbuttbuttdick901
      @dickbuttbuttdick901 5 місяців тому

      @@OldPirate1718 That'd be 23 years ago.

    • @josip342
      @josip342 5 місяців тому +45

      In 2001 his movies still had some minimum production value

    • @user-ss3wb8he7h
      @user-ss3wb8he7h 5 місяців тому +40

      @@OldPirate1718 it made 80 million on a 33 million budget
      It was a hit

    • @AsuraOkami
      @AsuraOkami 5 місяців тому +34

      It still boggles my mind that Keith David's worked with Steven Seagal in a movie.

    • @retroman1990
      @retroman1990 5 місяців тому +37

      ​@@AsuraOkami To be fair, Seagal was actually in real movies at the time. His ego hadn't yet exploded. "On Deadly Ground" in '94 was the beginning of the end.

  • @CurrentlyOnLV-426
    @CurrentlyOnLV-426 5 місяців тому +19

    "And now he's fighting a Jedi."
    I just about died laughing there.

  • @eggy6815
    @eggy6815 5 місяців тому +196

    The worst thing about this movie is that Anthony Anderson lost 150 pounds after this movie due to the depression of being in a Steven Seagal movie whilst Seagal absorbed all the weight and kept making movies.

  • @dcdou7967
    @dcdou7967 5 місяців тому +23

    Actors: Tom Arnold, Michael Jay White and Isaiah Washington have some comments and behind the scenes stories about Seagal on that movie 😆😄

  • @JayG724
    @JayG724 5 місяців тому +322

    I dread the day you run out of movies with the human penguin.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 5 місяців тому +5

      Agreed.
      And 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @sunnyjohnson992
      @sunnyjohnson992 5 місяців тому +3

      🐧 😂

    • @Ysckemia
      @Ysckemia 5 місяців тому +37

      no problem, Space Ice will remake new videos with the same movies and it will be great anyway

    • @shammy8703
      @shammy8703 5 місяців тому +8

      seagal is putting out like 5 direct to videos a year... tons of material

    • @BobbySacamano
      @BobbySacamano 5 місяців тому +4

      He can do comedies, starting with Adam Sandler.

  • @alexandercarder2281
    @alexandercarder2281 5 місяців тому +13

    I just love the intros ‘WHERE HE SHOWED THE WORLD’ 😂❤

  • @williamtoad8040
    @williamtoad8040 5 місяців тому +130

    That high bounce kick with the thugs right by his truck. Looked like he slipped on a puddle and they reversed the footage halfway through the fall 😂😂😂😂

    • @hollowjack8711
      @hollowjack8711 5 місяців тому +11

      I was thinking the same. How's that possible even in fantasy movies like these?

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 місяців тому +8

      I think there was some wire-work going on lol including the shin kicks!

    • @theascendunt9960
      @theascendunt9960 5 місяців тому +16

      @@favoritemustard3542 I bet the wires used to hang Seagal were industrial strength wires that they use on bridges.

    • @williamtoad8040
      @williamtoad8040 5 місяців тому +4

      @@hollowjack8711 not gonna lie I was half expecting Space Ice to use the cartoon banana peel slip sound effect for that bit

  • @conradhauser17
    @conradhauser17 5 місяців тому +9

    Eva Mendes hated this movie and wasn't happy about her voice being dubbed . The studio explained they had to do it because she didn't sound smart..... that's right in a Seagull movie .

  • @SirWilliamKidney
    @SirWilliamKidney 5 місяців тому +94

    That break dance kick was the funniest thing I've ever seen 🤣

    • @davisjones7137
      @davisjones7137 5 місяців тому +2

      The day Segal learned a new technique

    • @csabagall8811
      @csabagall8811 3 місяці тому

      @@davisjones7137 *invented

    • @MyRegardsToTheDodo
      @MyRegardsToTheDodo 3 місяці тому +2

      I am pretty sure it was supposed to be a capoeira move. Emphasis on the "supposed to be".

  • @mckill85
    @mckill85 5 місяців тому +18

    "And leaves while she vomits" 🤣🤣🤢🤢

  • @erikwilliams1562
    @erikwilliams1562 5 місяців тому +75

    I remember seeing this in theaters.
    Everyone cracked the hell up at the Seagal breakdance-kick

  • @roxx188
    @roxx188 5 місяців тому +13

    the waddling sound at 0:40 😭

  • @steamspirit7665
    @steamspirit7665 5 місяців тому +89

    My new favorite word….Jigglewaddling!! 😂😂😂

  • @justinroberts7373
    @justinroberts7373 5 місяців тому +10

    "No! It's True Lies, and married to Rosanne, that's all you'll ever be." 😂

  • @dantanna3161
    @dantanna3161 5 місяців тому +127

    Even chairs are kicking Seagals ass now 😮

  • @SCARFACE_806
    @SCARFACE_806 5 місяців тому +11

    If Seagal didn't take himself so seriously and did comedy I feel like he wouldn't be hated as much as he is.
    The dude literally thinks he's the best at everything 😂

  • @ebbderelict
    @ebbderelict 5 місяців тому +127

    After years of pretending to be able to shoot guns, it's ridiculous his face still looks like each shot is his first. But, whatever, more fuel for Space Ice to put on the fire that warms my soul.

    • @ebbderelict
      @ebbderelict 5 місяців тому +20

      @@OldPirate1718 And Above the Law came out 13 years before. And in movies he made 18 years after, he still makes the same dumb face.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 5 місяців тому +8

      Seagull is in permanent pray-&-spray mode.

    • @jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378
      @jamesedwardladislazerrudo1378 5 місяців тому +6

      ​@@ebbderelict Every thumbnails of space ice were Steven's Goofy looking face.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 5 місяців тому

      @@OldPirate1718 Quit spamming you stupid bot.

    • @Laneous14
      @Laneous14 5 місяців тому

      @@ebbderelict It's a bot, report it

  • @HoYuPhat
    @HoYuPhat 5 місяців тому +25

    "Jiggle waddling." Got me CRYING I'm laughing so hard...🤣🤣🤣

  • @kzrmxmln
    @kzrmxmln 5 місяців тому +68

    And now he's fighting a Jedi. 😂

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 5 місяців тому +9

      That took me out. 🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @jeffreydean5112
      @jeffreydean5112 5 місяців тому +4

      😂I died

    • @motionless360
      @motionless360 5 місяців тому +4

      darth seagal

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 5 місяців тому

      @@motionless360 Seagal would be the Jar-Jar of the Sith. Can you imagine him with a lightsaber? Especially with Darth Maul's? Even worse, Lumiya's (cat of nine tails saber). There would be decapitated innocents everywhere. I want to see that now.

    • @davisjones7137
      @davisjones7137 5 місяців тому +1

      Anything can happen in Segal Universe

  • @returnoftheredeye
    @returnoftheredeye 5 місяців тому +13

    He obviously heard the term "Desk jockey" in a cop movie once, and thought it meant riding a desk round a room like a horse.

  • @StevenSeagal245
    @StevenSeagal245 5 місяців тому +2585

    I make great movies.

  • @nekroy3385
    @nekroy3385 3 місяці тому +1

    I'd really like it if you focused more on the absurdity of the scenes and the plot, and on Seagal's psychotic and maniacal nature. Like you used to do on some of your older Seagal clips. Anyway, great video! Keep up the good work, you always make me laugh.

  • @ravenspeaks483
    @ravenspeaks483 5 місяців тому +57

    Carl Muthafukin Winslow, now that's a movie.

    • @mastergwaha
      @mastergwaha 5 місяців тому +3

      theyre for my WIFE... huh huh.... shes PREGNANT! uh huh.... just bag it!

  • @ryanm540
    @ryanm540 3 місяці тому +1

    Space Ice is my new favorite guy on UA-cam. These Seagal videos are gold

  • @jtcone
    @jtcone 5 місяців тому +66

    YES! Friday, Space Ice and Seagal!

    • @vitokorsic4372
      @vitokorsic4372 5 місяців тому +9

      its a great day, when Space Ice drops a new Seagal movie review!!!

    • @onepiece666
      @onepiece666 5 місяців тому +2

      A blessing from the lord

    • @StevenSeagal245
      @StevenSeagal245 5 місяців тому +1

      Space Ice is using my movies to get views. I find this hilarious actually. He hate towards me doesn't mean anything. It just gives more popularity to me.

    • @thesnowspeaksfinnish
      @thesnowspeaksfinnish 5 місяців тому

      ​@@StevenSeagal245It's a Win-Win in that case. :))

  • @chendaforest
    @chendaforest 5 місяців тому +46

    A Seagal comeback is less likely than a DMX comeback.

    • @centocerez
      @centocerez 5 місяців тому +2

      In fact DMX Is featured on the latest FFDP single 😅

    • @chendaforest
      @chendaforest 5 місяців тому +2

      @@centocerez I guess there's still hope for sensai seagal ;)

  • @kingcrimson1773
    @kingcrimson1773 5 місяців тому +60

    > Be me
    > Having bad day
    > Open UA-cam
    > New Space Ice Seagal video
    > Day immediately improves substantially
    Thank you Mr. Space Ice and Sensei Seagal

  • @The_ZeroLine
    @The_ZeroLine 5 місяців тому +3

    I got exit wounds just from watching this movie.
    “His love of rap ended up being a typo..” 😂😂😂

  • @4g63t8
    @4g63t8 5 місяців тому +66

    this movie is crazy entertaining and bad at the same time. Personal favorite.

    • @wookienutsack5481
      @wookienutsack5481 5 місяців тому +11

      I agree, if it's on TV I'm definitely dropping everything and watching it.

    • @choysakanto6792
      @choysakanto6792 5 місяців тому +8

      So bad, it's good.

    • @4g63t8
      @4g63t8 5 місяців тому +2

      @@choysakanto6792 the very essence of it

    • @knowEyeDeer
      @knowEyeDeer 5 місяців тому +4

      This movie is certified SBIG. It's featured on Jason Brandt's So Bad It's Good (SBIG) movie review channel.

    • @xL0stKIlah
      @xL0stKIlah 5 місяців тому +2

      Segal in a nutshell

  • @slappy0079
    @slappy0079 5 місяців тому +10

    Seagal definitely has a compulsion for attacking minorities completely unprovoked in his cop character movies. Great character development and research.

    • @thereviewer3862
      @thereviewer3862 5 місяців тому

      Attacking minorities? Don’t be ridiculous. He’s seagull he traumatizes everyone equally, like a real cop.

    • @davisjones7137
      @davisjones7137 5 місяців тому +2

      Sad he terrorized the entire city all night

  • @neemotho2627
    @neemotho2627 5 місяців тому +33

    Space I cannot get enough of these videos 😭😭

  • @mm860
    @mm860 5 місяців тому +3

    12:07 wow Space Ice freeze framing some creepy stuff thx Space Ice!

  • @ssoory6343
    @ssoory6343 5 місяців тому +10

    "Jiggle Waddling" must be included in the Oxford dictionary 😂😂😂

  • @JohnDoe-io5zi
    @JohnDoe-io5zi 5 місяців тому

    You are literally my favorite UA-cam creator brother! Whether Steven Seagal or whatever movie you narrate, keep up the great work and please NEVER STOP making these videos 😂 you’re the best Space Ice!

  • @thefallensoul9945
    @thefallensoul9945 5 місяців тому +21

    Not the SpongeBob footsteps 😂😂😂😂

  • @2BumpkinsOfficial
    @2BumpkinsOfficial 5 місяців тому +2

    Always love these videos. You gave me the chutzpah to start my humor based true crime channel.
    Keep up the good work man!👍💥

  • @CthuluWalkingBackwards
    @CthuluWalkingBackwards 5 місяців тому +17

    Escape from L.A. PLEASE! The people need to hear you comment over this great superhero movie!

    • @OratoryJamesIV
      @OratoryJamesIV 5 місяців тому +6

      I unironically love that movie. 😅

    • @cane6074
      @cane6074 5 місяців тому

      ​@@OratoryJamesIVme too, despite its flaws.

  • @Floodsye
    @Floodsye 5 місяців тому +9

    A joke about a sexist joke while making fun of his own over-the-top absurdist comedy to make fun of Seagal being a horrible human being. Space Ice is playing 4D chess with comedy and winning.

  • @spencerherron5539
    @spencerherron5539 4 місяці тому +3

    That poor girl was never seen again- I think that may be the darkest joke by Space Ice yet. 😂

  • @chrissharry500
    @chrissharry500 5 місяців тому +14

    5:14 "Now they have a Truffle Shuffle contest which Segal dominates." Liked the clever reference of The Goonies.

    • @Hbrixx
      @Hbrixx 2 місяці тому

      It’s a shame not many people will get this reference

  • @Illustraful
    @Illustraful 5 місяців тому +2

    Steven Seagal goes to a restaurant. The waiter asks "What would you like to order?" Seagal says "Bring me the menu." The waiter says "But sir, the menu is right in front of you." And Seagal says "Exactly."

  • @RodFromGod7
    @RodFromGod7 5 місяців тому +77

    Honey wake up. New space ice video just dropped!

    • @anti-liberal7167
      @anti-liberal7167 5 місяців тому

      Well crap you made the comment before I could lol 😂

    • @guillaumedarcoit7371
      @guillaumedarcoit7371 5 місяців тому +9

      Space Ice's Brand New Mega Blockbuster Hit Video

    • @artOVtrolling
      @artOVtrolling 5 місяців тому +6

      This meme comment is more cringe than Stevan Segal’s computer chair martial arts style.

    • @anti-liberal7167
      @anti-liberal7167 5 місяців тому +5

      @@artOVtrolling using the word cringe is very cringey LMFAO 🤣

    • @flakerflip01
      @flakerflip01 5 місяців тому

      Ruff Rydas ain’t gotta follow parking rules

  • @illCMAC
    @illCMAC 5 місяців тому

    This is probably my favorite channel on UA-cam, I can't get enough

  • @TSHHVA24
    @TSHHVA24 5 місяців тому +11

    Someone needs to update the Doomsday Clock if the Sparkplugs are in league with Seagal. That combination of spittin', jiggle waddling, slap fighting evil is a threat to the entire human race.

    • @TheGuruStud
      @TheGuruStud 5 місяців тому +1

      spark plugs are the antihero

  • @SamFisher.
    @SamFisher. 5 місяців тому +4

    Love the newspaper and those secret little Seagal burns!!
    1:29

  • @MegaNafo
    @MegaNafo 5 місяців тому +10

    "High flying Seagal " 🤣🤣😅😅😅😅

  • @stevesoucy5932
    @stevesoucy5932 5 місяців тому +1

    Man am I glad the algorithm blessed my feed with this. Absolutely hilarious!

  • @shadowleon659
    @shadowleon659 5 місяців тому +41

    I personally think that Exit Wounds was his last good film. But that's just me.

    • @brandon_jo_el
      @brandon_jo_el 5 місяців тому +9

      It's not just you.

    • @sharpfalcon6196
      @sharpfalcon6196 5 місяців тому +6

      I think Exit Wounds was still watchable.

    • @DontKnowDontCare6.9
      @DontKnowDontCare6.9 5 місяців тому +2

      He didnt have any good movies. Even the ones from the 90s. As a kid watching them, they were nonsensical.

    • @billyray9925
      @billyray9925 5 місяців тому +3

      @@DontKnowDontCare6.9There were 2 things I liked about Under Siege.
      (it was the boobies)

    • @kmatic1981
      @kmatic1981 5 місяців тому +2

      I liked Exit Wounds too. I didn't expect it to be Masterpiece Theater.

  • @vespasianflavius8778
    @vespasianflavius8778 5 місяців тому +4

    The Acolyte has made me really appreciate Steven Seagal.

  • @Thatswildpimp
    @Thatswildpimp 5 місяців тому +29

    SPITTIN

  • @bananaempijama
    @bananaempijama 5 місяців тому +6

    Steven Seagull saying "i have something solid" made me want to vomit 🤢

  • @jessegriffin9
    @jessegriffin9 5 місяців тому +13

    1:00 Did he shoot a semi-full auto handgun for like 120 rounds?

    • @sparky4878
      @sparky4878 5 місяців тому +1

      Yes. You doubt the abilities of the greatest shot in the history of the world?!

    • @sts25186055
      @sts25186055 5 місяців тому

      Just because you run slower than Robocop doesn’t mean you get an Auto-9.

    • @tobyalder42
      @tobyalder42 5 місяців тому

      The sensei Seagal's fingers are just as fast as other parts of his body

  • @bc9477
    @bc9477 5 місяців тому +1

    This channel is the best promotion for Seagal's movies xD

  • @tailedgates9
    @tailedgates9 5 місяців тому +3

    "He and his chins" fucking ended me. 😂😂

  • @reignfire85
    @reignfire85 5 місяців тому +3

    You can still see the dealership's window sticker at 3:39. I don't know why that made me laugh so hard. Now the "it's a test drive they won't return" joke is even funnier.
    And Tom Arnold has gotten his life in better shape after leaving Roseanne (whose life is a disaster over the past several years and only getting worse). I don't know what he's been up to lately but he's definitely improved from this film.

  • @Kroggnagch
    @Kroggnagch 5 місяців тому +6

    13:00 that sparkplug... it be spittin

    • @976HIKE
      @976HIKE 5 місяців тому +1

      What’s the new running gag with the spark plugs?

    • @markrlondon
      @markrlondon 5 місяців тому

      @@976HIKE It's actually not new. I've traced it back to 4 months. But now he's inserting graphics of spark plugs, rather than simply mentioning them. :)

    • @markrlondon
      @markrlondon 5 місяців тому +1

      Thanks dude. It was so well done, that my brain didn't realize that Space Ice added it himself into the video. Until I saw your comment.

  • @juliancampelll
    @juliancampelll 5 місяців тому +2

    My wife and i watch space ice together and use the voice when trying to make a point. Love this channel

  • @dareka9425
    @dareka9425 5 місяців тому +3

    Seagal fighting a Jedi is something that should be made into a fully-fledged Disney+ series.

  • @lonewolfgames7779
    @lonewolfgames7779 5 місяців тому +2

    " Party Up got me through some rough times."
    Never change Space Ice

  • @petebrook534
    @petebrook534 5 місяців тому +4

    "and leaves while she vomits"😂😂

  • @Mrmuscelz1
    @Mrmuscelz1 5 місяців тому +2

    “ sit down rampaging”😂😂

  • @noiranight
    @noiranight 5 місяців тому +3

    3:19 "after throwing what was by far the highest kick of his career"!! Laughing with tears!!

  • @slapshot0074
    @slapshot0074 5 місяців тому

    This channel really has been a breath of fresh air from day one. Love it.

  • @mr_quasterhopper
    @mr_quasterhopper 5 місяців тому +4

    This move represents Segal's "Blue period," where he's experimenting with using 2 syllable movie titles.

  • @AleksandrasGedmintas
    @AleksandrasGedmintas 5 місяців тому +3

    “ Party Up got me through some rough times but this S… is unforgivable.” Brilliant

  • @TheIceman567
    @TheIceman567 5 місяців тому +3

    "IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS!" LOL THAT KILLED ME!

  • @YourWelshRaptor
    @YourWelshRaptor 5 місяців тому +6

    8:58 A new opponent approaches! 😂

  • @mikaelkanervo8128
    @mikaelkanervo8128 5 місяців тому +4

    the real national treasure is space ice!

  • @davidmcneil2296
    @davidmcneil2296 5 місяців тому

    Your narration has gotten a whole lot funnier. You’ve obviously done some prep work on Steven, and knowing his hunting tactics on women. Keep it up an. 👏👏👏

  • @golftangosierraxray
    @golftangosierraxray 5 місяців тому +4

    0:13 that joke was hilarious

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 5 місяців тому

    You sir are the king of Steven Seagal Bad Reviews and I love it.

  • @kevinhuening5274
    @kevinhuening5274 5 місяців тому +3

    1:10 It feels like Seagal was inspired by Time Crisis 2, specifically the parts where the pistol became a machine gun.

  • @nickmattio3397
    @nickmattio3397 5 місяців тому +2

    “I’d Love To Show JCVD “Whose Boss” With My Mastery In Aikido.”-Stefan Seagull

  • @matthewkennedy5741
    @matthewkennedy5741 5 місяців тому +4

    I've waited years for this review, I saw the movie opening night in Baltimore. Fatman Waddles was actively booed when he appeared onscreen. 🎉

  • @jamesondoggomus4023
    @jamesondoggomus4023 5 місяців тому

    You and Seagal are a symbiotic organism at this point; these videos always make my day