The Funniest/Most Questionable Metal & Rock Lyrics!
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- Опубліковано 10 тра 2021
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Kodak Black saying "I'm the shit I'm fartin, I don't know how to potty" is probably my favorite lyric of all time
"I'm the shit, I need some toilet paper" is my fav too
Lucky Luciano in Hoggin and Doggin with SPM.. “I’m the shit homeboy call me Lucky Diarrhea”
System of a down “What a splendid pie, pizza pizza pie. Pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives, pepperoni and green peppers mushrooms olives chives”
PEe. Therapy. Therapy. Advertising causes pee, therapy therapy.
Banana banana banana banana terracotta. Banana banana banana terracotta pie...
This is just a really good pizza recipe tf
Pull the tapeworm out of your ass!!!
But what a splendid pie that sounds like. What a splendid pizza pie. Yum.
“I’m not familiar with the tightness of a baby”
“Don’t ever let me catch you saying that again”
😂😂😂😂
I'm going to need a thousand edits of Jared saying that but with the "not" removed just for the future trolls.
My favourite cringey lyric is from Hail and Kill by Manowar "May your sword stay wet, like a young girl in her prime". How could anyone sing that without laughing or crying?
Those lyrics shure don't age well XD
@@LRM12o8 I don’t even know if it’s a matter of aging horribly or not, man. That’s just a no-bueno lyric lmao
@@LRM12o8 no point in history where saying that wouldnt come across as incredibly strange
@@LRM12o8 especially since their guitarist got busted for CP
I mean manowar in general is pretty cringe
“That’s called gaslighting, champ!”
Austin really knows how to end a video 😂😂
I really need a gif of this moment for everyday interactions xD
Jared’s face at the end when the lyrics hit
12:21
J: “isn’t this a cover though?”
A: “they added that part”
J: (O _ O)
Hahahaha the crushing revelation he has
JAJ
Am I The Only One Who Notices That?!?
Why would you do that omg? Just why?
whos the cover by?
@@bdub1682 it’s a cover of Justin Bieber’s song “Boyfriend” by the band Issues on the Punk Goes Pop vol.5 album from 2012.
Good god I miss watching you guys together again. Always love dickey and jared together! I wish to meet you guys in person someday.
@BF Chamb3 wtf XD
Winger: "She's only 17, daddy said she's too young, but she's old enough for me"
Winger is everything wrong with hair metal: a monumental waste of talent buried under 26 layers of lyrical cringe and formulaic songwriting.
Worth noting, when that song was written (1988), 18 was the age of consent in 13 states out of 50. So what Kip's singing about was illegal in over a 1/5th of the country then. On the other hand, the lowest age of consent at the time was _14_ in Georgia and Hawaii (which moved up to 16 in 1995 and 2001, respectively). Despite the common assumption and the fact that federal laws involving sex crimes against minors use the standard of 18, 17 is in fact "old enough" in the other 37 states (16 is actually most common). So yeah, it's kind of an indictment of Winger, but at the same time it's also kind of an indictment of us all.
12:23 When Dickey says “they added that part”
The look on Jared’s face, I can’t 😂
The Beatles "She was just seventeen, you know what I mean."
Yes Paul, we all know what you mean.
I mean to be fair a lot of artists from that Era were pedos 😂
@@devinstika1396 yeah man I used to idolize Jimmy page but then I found out some of the shit he’s done and I wanted to throw up
I mean, McCartney wrote it about his girlfriend who was 17 at the time and he would’ve been around 21 back in 1963, so it’s not that bad for the time
@@andrewpappas9311 I'm sure their parents would disagree.
Legal age of consent in a lot of places is 16-17
Nobody:
Jareds's lips: 💋
Right lol
Thank you, I searched for this comment
Like he was down on Hell Boy
I'm gonna start frequently saying "That's called gaslighting, champ."
"You yelled at me so I roasted some marshmallows on your kid.
I lit your, I lit your, I lit your
Baby on fire"
AxCx - I lit your baby on fire takes the cake for me 😂
hahaha soooo good
It's unfair to pick on Seth though, because he was TRYING to be horrible. He's the greatest troll the human race has ever produced, and his greatest joy in life was saying the dumbest, most awful shit, and then cackling all the way to the bank at the dumb fucks that took him seriously.
What AxCx song wouldn't qualify? They never had normal lyrics, it was either *"RRRUUUUUURGH!!! GYAAAAAAAAAH!!!"* or random awful shit, plus the occasional completely random one like "you live on a houseboat."
@@noesunyoutuber7680 their album title "morbid florist" is fucking hilarious as well
@@noesunyoutuber7680 see also adolf hitler was a sensative man
Love in last resort when he just yells “im crying” for like a whole minute
The full beard on Jared looks much better than the creeper stache
Lmao That last one after Austin says "no they added that"... Jared's face is priceleas
My mom brags about being the generation that put a man on the moon. We can be the generation that records thousands of asses clapping.
lol, imagine bragging about something that you contributed nothing to.
Just having been born at around the same time as someone who accomplished something historical 😂
I can tell by the intro that the depression is getting to you guys as well
Nope thats definitely a few bongs they look high as fuck
'Finger deep in the borderline,
knuckle deep in the borderline,
Elbow deep in the borderline,
Shoulder deep in the borderline,
Relax, turn around, take my hand'
-Stinkfist, TOOL
Genius lyrics, but terrifying.
I actually know someone who….ummm, I’m stopping there.
@@georgeprice4212 C o n t i n u e
@@chadthegiga6235 nope. Not gonna. You can’t make me. Partly because he doesn’t want it broadcast all over.
@@georgeprice4212 🧐
If there is anything better among Dines' achievements, Its that he introduced Dickey to us.
"Her playing the piano sounded like a thrifty camel in a lake" amigo the devil is a weird lyrical genius, if you wanna hear the whole song, it's called perfect wife
Not exactly cringe, but I always laugh at the fact that Brojob made McNasty’s outro song.
The fact that there are no lyrics from Falling In Reverse's 'Alone' song is shocking.
I got this recommended directly from that song, definitely a lot of cringeworthy lines there
@derp derpin I'm not huge on them but as a bass player... Pick Up The Phone's (or whatever its called) opening riff is such a fucking hook lol
I always liked the terrible lyric "Her body smoking, shit she died from cancer"
This better have Corey Taylor "I turn it around like an elf on the shelf"
I remember those lyrics, but never paid it attention until now. My brain just didn't process it, and now I'm confused as to where that line came from.
The actual lyrics are knife in the shell and it's from my plague.
@@picklerpickles2321 Well... That definitely makes more sense.
@@billgatesisinmybussy4938 no elf on the shelf is better lol.
@@picklerpickles2321 agreed.
I'm honestly surprised there was no System of a Down on here, they have so many hilarious lyrics
needles. the entire song.
@@Bastardcore. Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY!
>be young me, circa 2002
>hear about this badass political band called system of a down
>borrow the cd for toxicity from a friend
>play needles first cause its title sounds cool
>"pull the tapeworm out my ass, fuck me"
@@ackthegreat6697 Pull the tapeworm out of your ass, HEY
@@Bastardcore.Pull the tapeworm out of your ass!
I am super impressed they pronounced my name right.
Same here lol
@Omar Avalos I live in AZ. I have heard all the jokes.
These lyrics make me think: I think ive had enough internet for today. None the less a good video guys.
3:09 TBF, those lyrics is about two people who stay together despite the fact they don't love each-other anymore and the only thing the can think about they have in common is the fact that they think they like a movie. It's kinda clever in my opinion
Idk what else those lyrics could be interpreted as other than this haha. Personally it’s cheesy to me because it feels like it’s trying really hard to be raw but doesn’t land for me. idk having the commonality that y’all like a movie doesn’t do anything for me emotionally haha. That’s just me though, I am not here to say what’s good and what’s not. Just my thoughts to this, thank you for sharing :)
The band named themselves Deep Blue Something.
They were something. Deep was not one of them.
That is absolutely not clever at all but at least it's not completely awful in the context of the song. Still not really good though.
The thing is I've loved that song since I was 5 so.... Cringe of me
Kid Rock - Cool, Daddy Cool from the Osmosis Jones Soundtrack
"Young ladies, young ladies, I like 'em underage see
Some say that's statutory (But I say it's mandatory)"
DGD has some Questionable lyrics but man the songs are still really good
“I am the Table!!” Better be one.
I mean, "Breakfast At Tiffany's" makes sense in the context.
You could've told me one of the methheads in my neighborhood wrote the Lulu album and I'd believe it.
I looked up Archspire because of the album in the background, and it is now on my playlist. Thanks, whichever one of you put it there
Stay Tech \m/
Only 30 seconds in, and Austin is already having an exestential crisis
I have to be up at 4am but fuck it can't miss this !!!
The Mars Volta wrote some strange lyrics, but my favorite line is from Tetragrammaton: "The kiosk in my temporal lobe is shaped like Rosalyn Carter."
They did have some interesting lyrics
Jared seems tired, take care of yourself dude, we love you.
I like your videos because they make me feel somewhat validated with my unreasonably massive collection of funko pops
The Dickey Dines show needs to be a podcast
"Now that's what I call gaslighting 2021" available now on Itunes, Spotify, and Google Music.
“I’m smoking your pee pee and drinking all your poo poo poo!!!” from Lightning by Secret Band (Jon Mess never misses)
What about “classifying humans depending on size of ass. Ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass.” Truly a man of poetry.
Please do another one of these there are so many more awesome lines to cover. This was funny
whatever the lyrics to yellow ledbetter are. they’re almost indecipherable and im pretty sure it changes with every performance
Plot twist: all of these are Jon mess
Those snap! lyrics are copying Rakim's lyrics from I Ain't No Joke. The lyrics from that song actually make sense:
"I got a question as serious as cancer:
Who can keep the average dancer hyper as a heart attack?
Nobody smiling
'Cause you're expressing the rhyme that I'm styling"
Jared dines looks like my drunk step dad when he moved back to the trailer park with his sister
So how have you guys been? it looks like you're both living really roughly right now, hope you guys are ok
Nice to see a video from you guys as always.🤪
“I’ll just walk around the city telling chickens that I’m pretty” dance gavin dance
From a Kid Rock song.
"Young ladies, young ladies,
I like 'em underage see?
Some say that's statutory
But I say it's mandatory"
4:55 [these lyrics]
Ian Watkins: "tell me more..." 😏
So glad to see you two in a video again! Never clicked so fast.
Stopped everything I was doing to watch this!!
Worth it
DickeyDines never disappoints. Also digging the Willow shirt on Austin.
I sure wish UA-cam notified me so I wouldn't be a day late.
Good ol UA-cam! New video will be posted on Monday in case you don’t get the notification again :)
Just check back everyday, takes less than 30 seconds mate
12:21 the fact they added that in extra WTF🥲🥲🥲
It makes me happy to see y’all again
Happy birthday dickey
You guys have shown-off your favorite riffs and breakdowns, how about showing us your favorite catchy metal choruses?
idk why but Battery by Metallica is really catchy to me
I remember seeing this on FB but couldn’t think of a lyric at the time. So here’s one I have now. “Do me a favor and join Michael Jackson” - Rise of the Northstar
Growing up, the saying i always heard started off with, "Tw@t? I K#nt hear you!...."
I love how Jared dines bluntly says “my sisters HOT” in a video about yikes lyrics lol
Nobody gonna mention THAT part of Down With the Sickness by Disturbed (the part where he rants about killing his mother)?
i think david ellefson ghost wrote that theory of a deadman line
I gotta pay attention more to lyrics now... even after reading the Theory of a Deadman one 😳
Yeah no kidding, I remember listening to that album a lot but never caught that shit!
Paying attention to lyrics will enhance your music listening experience forever, or make you wish you never listened to music in this case
what's worse is that's a platinum selling song.
The first one with the dgd lyrics the next line is, “I don’t remember at all I guess sometimes lyrics lie.” I feel like that would’ve made it make more sense if they put that line.
Infant Annihilator.....
the john mess and the potato thing..
its about a homeless man that he met who would sit out in the snow and ask ppl for potatoes so he could make himself french fries
jon*
@@emolesbianbipolargenius wow thanks.
You want a prize or something?
Another gem from Theory of a Deadman's "Hate My Life" is the line, "How come I never get laid? Nice guys always lose/How could she have another headache? There's always some kind of excuse". That's not a joke either, he very literally says that.
Literally anything from The Mentors.... the self described 'rape rock' band. Even GWAR felt they needed to cover one of there tunes ("Golden Showers")
Should’ve had tool holocaust of the carrot on here. “Let the rabbits wear glasses!
Dickeydines is one of my favourite channels on UA-cam.
Yay! More new content to add to the content binge.
The gorge has got to be the best place to go see music, it's funny, because sometimes I forget you guys are from here and when you set the gorgeous like, "oh my God they're talking about Washington"
you guys have made my life so much better lots of love 💘 HOBZY
One of my favourites is a Merkules lyric, "I don't take showers, I don't wash my hands, so you can smell that I'm the shit when you cross my path."
Jared looks so high lol
I was hoping lulu would be on this list, and it was! Funnily enough those aren't even near the worst lyrics on the album. The more suspect lyrics include Lou Reed talking about being "dry and spermless like a girl" and "swallowing a cutter like a colored mans dick".
There's quite a lot of weird lyrics on half of this album. Including, Pumping Blood (a song about bloodplay?), Mistress Dread (a song about lesbian sub/dom bdsm?), Frustration (a song about sexual frustration?), Little Dog (a disgusting song about a cuckold relationship???) and finally Dragon. (a song about... sexual worship? I don't really know...)
I would never listen to those songs again of my own volition, but the other five songs on the album are actually pretty good! Brandenburg Gate, The View, Iced Honey, Cheat On Me, and Junior Dad, are all genuinely interesting, in my opinion of course.They stray away from the weird horny lyrics and go for some experimental stuff, which is what the whole album should have been.
I dont know how Metallica put up with some of these lyrics, but the instrumentaIs they put down are as solid as ever. I definitely recommend listening to the whole thing at least once, its an experience, for better or worse
According to some folks who know more than me about Lulu, a lot of the lyrical problems are because it's a concept album based on the German plays _Earth Spirit_ (1895) and _Pandora's Box_ (1904), known as Frank Wedekind's "Lulu plays" after their main character. It's a two-part story about a young woman who dreams of becoming a social climber and ends up a destitute prostitute. They were extremely dark and insanely shocking to mainstream audiences of their time (both lesbian encounters and Jack the Ripper show up), which is probably what attracted the ever-controversial and contrarian Lou. The problem, of course, is that those lyrics are being sung not by a young woman from the late 1890's, but by Lou goddamn Reed at the age of 69 in 2011. So the already fragmented and disturbing lyrics make absolutely no sense because you would never know it's a concept album and not from Lou's perspective.
@@noesunyoutuber7680 69 is a fitting age though, lol!
@OP judging from St. Anger, the guys of Metallica have no problem with awkward lyrics. At least not at the time XD
Been a minute since you guys did a video. Shit I was watching ye all back in 2018
I’m just amazed how Jared’s face is so round
“Monkey see, monkey do, monkey me, monkey do. Theory of a deadman
Wow, that's even worse than Five Finger Death Punch's implementation of that idiom:
"It's monkey see and monkey do / you're always doing what they tell you to!"
Yeah, thanks for clarifying that that's indeed what you meant by "monkey see, monkey do", as if it wasn't obvious 😂
I like the guy from X factor that raps “check yo bladder, I’m the shit”
Austin literally 10 seconds into the video: **Disintegrating into atoms**
I'm surprised steel panther didn't show up in this 😂
Because their lyrics are obviously ironic?
ooo full beard Jared giving me feelings.
'That's in a hit song jared' hahaha😂
"My lifestyle determines my death style"
Nuff said!
Dines with a beard is a whole snack. 😲
5:15 Austin sounding like a cool dad who's really disappointed in his son
T.S.O.L: Code Blue. Basically the entire song.... Necrophilia
True art
Waking the cadaver
I like shredded wheeeeeaaaatttttt!!!
"Even though you're seventeen I gotta tell ya' / You're too old for me"
- Chain Me Free by The Matches
I could be missing something though
Happy Birthday, Austin!!!
New Dickeydines!!!!!!!!!!!
You know what they say about guys who collect funkopops. They never seen deodorant.
I thought that was smash bros
@@Dickey7861 What's the difference?
5:03 “HE HE HE HE”
Why do you both look stoned and exhausted.
Why in the fuck am I still subscribed to this channel?