Space Station 13 - Checkers the Wizard Attorney [REUPLOAD]
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- Опубліковано 30 вер 2024
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Space Station 13 is a game that you're not going to understand unless you play. It's not a game you can learn by watching or reading, and it is a game you certainly won't master in your first day, week or month. Space station 13 is one of the most insane experiences of my life, a game that has occupied my time for over a decade now. Space station 13 is the roguelike of roguelikes for me, the most wonderful piece of human created madness, and certainly on equal footing with dwarf fortress in terms of sheer complexity. Please join in as I embark again, for just another day on space station 13.
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I uploaded the wrong version. This one came courtesy of NURSE, who is a fantastic Editor and fellow spessman.
Always a pleasure to help
Holy mother of god, a tex and nurse mashup. Incredible.
Also tex thanks for the sick adverts you recorded for us on goon. Love em
It really is Christmas.
Talk about a poggers moment, this is a pretty epic crossover
Was wondering why there was a link to Nurse at the end of the other one 🤣
Nice work @Nurse
I’ve been practicing law for over 10 years. Can verify, this is the single worst reenactment of the practice of law I’ve ever seen, “space law” or otherwise. First, no one threw a single piece of rotten fruit throughout the entire proceedings. So there’s that.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤪👌👍
"Tonight on Your station Today. Local Mad Lad lawyer stands up for wizarding rights, before single handily pacifying a Simian uprising in the kitchen with his judicial flamethrower. Later attempts suicide after blowing open a conspiracy about non existent space station ceilings by chugging gasoline. Saved by local wizard and turned into a space owl, only to be viciously murdered by security, because of course those bastards would be in on the ceiling conspiracy, in other news How much monkey meat is in your space burger the answer may shock you, more at 11"
You say how much, but by weighing the patty, we've quantified EXACTLY how much monke meat is in your borgar
I don't know about Tex's skills as a lawyer, but with those filibuster skills he'd be a great congressman.
Sick Ass Flip: NOTED.
It is noted.
Man, I knew you were a criminal lawyer. But I didn’t know that you were a “criminal” lawyer.
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS YOU? I WAS ONE OF THE WIZARDS THAT ROUND!!
Tex broke the first three rules of being a lawyer. He didn't arrange payment, he didn't get an agreement for payment, and he didn't get a payment.
I feel like demanding payment from a wizard may be a tactical blunder. Especially BEFORE the flame thrower is equipped.
At first I was like oh no short form SS13. This cant possibly capture the madness. Then it did! great job NURSE. and Tex too I guess.
This is an amazing video, Nurse killed it with the editing. The angry muttering as you journey through the halls towards a new shenanigan is pure goon. Nice work, Tex.
a tex round with nurse editing, have I died and gone to heaven?
I was like “hm this feels a lot like a Nurse video”
...gee I wonder why xD
I vote that this should be in the best of. i loved it, NURSE did a great job
Merry spacemas
I appreciate the amazing content. Thank you.
Wins the case, gets drunk, does drugs and starts gambling. Sounds like Space Lawyering to me.
Randolph Parcival Checkers Esquire is the embodiment of masculinity, reason and intellect .A beacon of wisdom who inspires us to be better.
Randolph P. Checkers the Denny Crane of Space Station 13!
I really love the improvisation and quickness of everyone's wit. Thanks for the archive of awesome.
Great job nurse and tex!
am totally stoked today, wife got me Moontrap and Moontrap: Target Earth. I know exactly what im doing today.
Oh sick
Merry Crimbus Tex!!
Could have sued the chef for animal cruelty
Well that was a hoot.
Rmeinds me of my only round as a wisard, getting caught instantly, serving my sentence and coming out as a Librarian.
I'd love to see the space owl working as a lawyer
Why did shitcurity kill an owl?
No owls space owls allowed by sec I guess
Beer and drugs and law... Another episode of Suits
"Oh cool he's got meth back there. I want some of that"
If there is no ceiling does that mean owls can fly without restrictions into other rooms and mug them innocents without restrictions?
Merry Christmas Tex.
You forgot to capitalize Space Law.
1 vote for best of list
Advocating for space wizards, bath salt beers, BBQing apes, this is grade 'A' lawyering.
What i really need, is that radio station song, on loop
Look at the description
@@LowRes_Corgi56 i stupid? Huh? What?
Oh my gods. I am dumb haha thank you!!
Ah but nvm its not that song
Can someone help me out? Its the one around 16mins...
I never did figure out where to find the radio song (starts at the 16min mark) 😭 if anyone knows, please.. PLEASE
i can't bleave after all that, shitcurity just kills an owl for hooting around. How dare!
And I'll take that advise under cooperation, alright? Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?
"Nothing like a Goon trial..."
So what does and does not constitute stairs in ones home?
Cool, I get it watch it again!
It's short but the editing is amazing, 11/10 would watch more space owl lawyer.
The Radio station medic being a wizard killed me, i cant stop laughing.
Merry Christmas, Tex!
Would love to see Tex with two lawyers, one as a judge, do space laws
You know, normal shit that happens every day
Merry Christmas 2
Hood video Tex, and good editing
I have been AMUSED!
I always wished /tg/station had the audible gasp/dying sound effect to help make it clear when people are in critical status. Just made it a lot easier to be aware that someone's in trouble nearby, and it's one of many things I like about Goon.
As a part time space owl. I feel that my rights are being infringed upon by unconstitutional laws. I do not need a license to snort cocaine and angel dust off a unregistered catgirl's buttocks. Also it's perfectly okay to hunt clowns with a plasma caster. A plasma caster is just a flamethrower that blasts its targets with superheated, ionized hydrogen gas.
nice
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Marry Christmas! A fun episode:) good editing
Nice, got a shout out to nurse too? Merry xmas to us all
Happy new year
Saul Goodman:ss13 edition.
Absolutely beautiful, someday: I will have kids, and I'll show them Papa Tex's wacky weird adventures as a space owl with a degree in LAW.
As any good lawyer knows, flamethrowers are not considered firearms in the U.S., but tools for defoliation and pest-control purposes.
You don't need any sort of license to own one or even make your own. Hell, you can even walk down the street with one as long as you're not menacing anybody. Just like a hammer.
(Disclaimer: this is at the federal level. They're illegal in Maryland [MD. Criminal Law Code Ann. § 4-503 (2020)] and California makes you get a license and pay like $500 for a permit from the State Fire Marshall [AB-1949 Explosives: flamethrowing devices.])
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