I love the lady on the earpiece- she’s like astonished that they’re all being taken down while he’s just shooting them all in the back room not even knowing whether they’re targets or not.
It isn't a good deal if you live anywhere that uses metric, and its in Berlin which uses the euro and Litres. So the gas was €0.88 a litre and that's like $4 usd per gallon. That's the price for regular so i mean not that great of prices.
Love the subversion of expectations for this, starting off in a almost desolate creepy area, thinking you will be searching through a forest at night/abandoned power plant..... then next minutes rave hours start happening
The funniest part is when he's starting a spree with that 死亡 written on his back that literally means "death". Also, "what's wrong with that painting" is a reference to a restoration gone wrong.
The reason why I like smii7y is that when he plays any game he actually enjoys playing any games and it makes me enjoy watching him more keep up the good work man
Oh my god Smii7y if you had just gone with the meeting instead of killing montgomery immediately like a psychopath you'd have done one of the coolest sequences in the game
_sees a guy who was brutally murdered_
"that's not good"
@@AxxLAfriku ??????
@@AxxLAfriku I just had a stroke reading this
@@AxxLAfriku the fuucccccccck?
Logan Paul simulator 1:22
dead bodies is definitely a thing that i would say is not good
The only thing sadder than the guy who died by the flashlight was his bald patch
My man's going off on em🤣🤣
Our economy may be in recession, but his hairline gave me depression
You may be a bad hitman, but you're the fun hitman
thats what its all about, having fun. or at least, according to some people
not to be confused with the artistic hitman AKA Bedbananas
@@mugster_69 at least he got the job done.
@@katelyndietrich8314 Ummm buddy *turn you around to the all the civilians murdered in the process
@@GreenSpyro At least he got the job done
The most hilarious part about this video is that there was not a single moment where Smii7y knew who the targets are.
Kill first, questions never.
me at the start:ooo dramatic music
Smii7y: i'm here to hit men.
me:*Wheezing intensifies*
Me: *reads comment* *giggles*
I love the lady on the earpiece- she’s like astonished that they’re all being taken down while he’s just shooting them all in the back room not even knowing whether they’re targets or not.
"I'm kinda just here to kill people.." - Probably the best hitman.
"idek what happened last time, i think I killed a man with a fish?"
*Shphushhh*
That shit killed me
Imagine smii7y as an actual hitman
He would just apologize to everyone
He'd be killing people with laughter lol
Cracking jokes and promptly cracking your skull in two
He would leave with some flowers and a snack, and then remember he was supposed to kill someone and go back
He'd be the worst hitman of all time
"I'm here to hit men"
*crickets*
"I'm here to hit w-"
FBI OPEN UP
Hold u-
That sounds gay ngl
@@procyon. ...sorry?
@@ultimatexecutioner8260 you heard him, it. Sounds. Kinda. Gay.
@@ultimatexecutioner8260 no
Smitty: stumbles with every sentence
Npc: I think your coming on a little too strong
Lol
you having the wish to dj and then actually beeing fully able to do it and controll the dj set made me laugh so hard! :D i love it
Bruh if gas prices were that much in the real world, I would save so much money
It isn't a good deal if you live anywhere that uses metric, and its in Berlin which uses the euro and Litres. So the gas was €0.88 a litre and that's like $4 usd per gallon. That's the price for regular so i mean not that great of prices.
@@thatwhiteguy1562 €0.88 per litre is an amazing price in Western Europe! Right now, for unleaded petrol in Ireland it's around €1.48 per litre.
@@flowersbloominginspring2998 €1.60/L is about the cheapest you'll get at the moment in the Netherlands. And thats for the cheap E10.
Biden cranked that shit up
@@flowersbloominginspring2998 that sucks it is $2.50 a gallon were I live
“Just start hitting everybody!”
Me at a metal show
"Is that expensive for gas?"
...That joke aged well.
Very well
@@michael-levimclean hey bud good to see im not the only one from 2024
Don't know why he insists on saying he's a bad hitman. He's the most agile, quickest and smartest hitman ever!
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This is one of my favorite series, I keep finding myself coming back to rewatch these videos, Great job, Smitt keep up the good work!
Love the subversion of expectations for this, starting off in a almost desolate creepy area, thinking you will be searching through a forest at night/abandoned power plant..... then next minutes rave hours start happening
3:05
“HES JUST STANDING THERE MENACINGLY”
23:12
Smii7y: “smoking a bad for you”
Also smii7y: *continues to bash face in with elbow*
Smitty as a hitman would be so indecisive and easily distracted 😂
Imagine this being the actual movie. It would be hilarious
Turns out every time smitty looked badass when he was killing someone he was just disappointed in himself
your videos always seem to come out when I need them the most, thanks for making the bad days a little better
The funniest part is when he's starting a spree with that 死亡 written on his back that literally means "death".
Also, "what's wrong with that painting" is a reference to a restoration gone wrong.
No one:
Smii7y: beats people mercilessly to death with a fish
As any self-respecting hitman would
@@UnGodlyGod7365 true
Definitely my favorite hitman, I really hope to see more. The commentary and editing is the best!
He talks about the youth like he isn’t apart of it he’s only 23 🤣🤣🤣
I feel Smii7y would be the Hitman that the Ice King from Adventure Time would hire
I’m crying with joy smii7y made another hitman video
“I have been looking forward to this” - Count Dooku
May his actor r.i.p
@@fleam_5360 yep R.I.P Christopher Lee. Which is the actors name.
@@wizardmaster7475 oh ok I forgot his name
"Is that expensive for gas?" Man imma cry
4:53
Imagine saying "friend" instead of "friending"
*chuckle*
Couldn't be me
I say friending frequently and no one knows what I mean 😢
88 cents for gas that’s a steal
"I wonder if people react to me cutting"
- Smii7y 2021
You know, if Smii7y had sat down when Agent Montgomery had come in, he would have gotten into a proper shootout with the other agents/targets
Can someone make fan art of smizzy as the hit men but his hands are full of screwdriver
We need more smii7y hitman. I can’t keep just rewatching the old videos every couple of months
“Yeahhhhh”
Huh I didn’t Kryoz would be in this video, what a nice guy supporting Smi7y’s dancing
The reason why I like smii7y is that when he plays any game he actually enjoys playing any games and it makes me enjoy watching him more keep up the good work man
Smitty "I'm tired of today's youth"
Me any time I work retail
You’re literally the only person I can enjoy on a solo video, it’s awesome 👏🏽
Dang I missed the milk bag playing hitman.... ohhh good times
LOVE YOU SMII7Y
The “Im here to hit men” killed me xD
“Why does everyone overreact when i pull out a knife” Smi7ty 2021
"I'm here to hit men"
-Smii7y taken out of context
your videos are so cinematic and funny! you deserve all this support and more! i get genuinely excited when you upload
Mans is the type of hitman to drink his victim’s poisoned beverage for a taste test
Smii7y as a dj was the funniest and hypest thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 we need more of DJ Smii7y
that "is that expensive for gas?" definately didnt age well
"Is that expensive for gas"
2022: nah its dirt cheap
Smii7y: “whas goin on here?”
The game: **absolute chaos.**
I live for SMii7Y's panic moments.
Ngl I was waiting for the treadmill to show up at the start
14:03 Smitty drops a killer beat.
“Is that expensive for gas” I wish T^T
unfortunately the normal gasoline prices in Germany, very close actually
@@Domoptik bruh we over here w almost 4 bucks a gallon
So glad to see so many uploads in such a short time! One of my favorite UA-camrs!
Smii7y: "The youth is too obsessed with their phones."
Me, watching this on my phone: 👁👄👁
Genuinely think Smii7y’s content is the best. Editing is awesome. RP is amazing. Defo S class of creator for me.
this is officially a good day now
"I'm a hitman, if you wanted someone discreet you should've hired an assassin"
Smii7y, "I'm tired of the youth"
Smii7y indirectly just said he's a boomer
Lmaoooo
smii7y: this place is creepy
smii7y; *walks into the dark forest*
Amber Heard be like 0:12
😂
The Dj part was so fucking funny and awesome. love your energy man and your video are amazingly and enjoyable.
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normally i only like to watch his videos with his friends cause they all make me laugh like no one else, but these hitman videos are too good
This is why I love Smi7y’s Chanel
" Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment "🍒🍒🍒💜💜💜💜
Mans really put 2 of the same comments
Fake also
The price for gas is actually pretty cheap compared to today
That gas be dirt cheap
This is the peak of gaming entertainment on UA-cam, thank you, you beautiful milk bag
“Is that expensive for gas?”
Literally $.88 like holy shit I WISH that was expensive
I love this a lot. You should do more of these. Can’t wait for the next video 😄
seeing a smi77y video come up is the best thing ever
love how this came out right after I finished watching all your other hitman vids
I have now decided to make a document of my favourite youtube quotes.
first entry: "I'm here to hit men"
-Smii7y 2021
Oooooooo 25 minute video to watch while I’m procrastinating at work 😍😍😍😍
Smii7y: is that expensive for gas?
Me: I’m literally paying like double that right now
1.50 for diesel? heck yeah!
Love this series man.
Dude looking like Les Grossman @19:31 loving this playthrough.
“Is that expensive for gas?”
I fricken WISH.
This is euros/litre and a little expensive for germany
I’ve been waiting for this one! Turn it up!
That gas is cheap. Where is that gas station?
God, I love it when smitty plays this game!!
Smii7y as the DJ makes me want to see him do a DJ stream.
How long have I been in quarantine? Long enough smitty’s DJ set got me hyped
Whenever smii7y uploads a video my day just get so much better
I was literally gonna @ you on twitter to upload more hitman content cause I love it so much , keep it up smitty
I love the message near the end: if you smoke, you get smoked
"Smoking is bad"
*Proceeds to punch the smoker*
Ah yes, professional rehab
Smii7y: "I know some moves"
Guy in the public: YEEEAAAH!
More hitman please! This is a great series
Great vid man please make more of this
Oh my god Smii7y if you had just gone with the meeting instead of killing montgomery immediately like a psychopath you'd have done one of the coolest sequences in the game
smii7y: sees dead guy- also smii7y: tries to bottleflip a knife into his baldspot
20 seconds in and I hear “i think I killed a guy with a fish”😂😂😂
8:55 Random guy: "Let me see your hands."
Smii7y: "Very poor choice of words."