I'm still the WORST Hitman of All Time

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  • Опубліковано 24 лис 2024

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  • @Eedjee_
    @Eedjee_ 3 роки тому +2803

    _sees a guy who was brutally murdered_
    "that's not good"

  • @justethan5389
    @justethan5389 3 роки тому +911

    The only thing sadder than the guy who died by the flashlight was his bald patch

    • @AidansCars
      @AidansCars 3 роки тому +16

      My man's going off on em🤣🤣
      Our economy may be in recession, but his hairline gave me depression

  • @katelyndietrich8314
    @katelyndietrich8314 3 роки тому +1816

    You may be a bad hitman, but you're the fun hitman

    • @mugster_69
      @mugster_69 3 роки тому +23

      thats what its all about, having fun. or at least, according to some people

    • @EmpressMaxine-i8y
      @EmpressMaxine-i8y 3 роки тому +3

      not to be confused with the artistic hitman AKA Bedbananas

    • @katelyndietrich8314
      @katelyndietrich8314 3 роки тому +3

      @@mugster_69 at least he got the job done.

    • @GreenSpyro
      @GreenSpyro 3 роки тому +4

      @@katelyndietrich8314 Ummm buddy *turn you around to the all the civilians murdered in the process

    • @go44yeah
      @go44yeah 3 роки тому +3

      @@GreenSpyro At least he got the job done

  • @aabidjalal5513
    @aabidjalal5513 3 роки тому +828

    The most hilarious part about this video is that there was not a single moment where Smii7y knew who the targets are.

    • @TraustiGeir
      @TraustiGeir 3 роки тому +41

      Kill first, questions never.

  • @quartzel2396
    @quartzel2396 3 роки тому +395

    me at the start:ooo dramatic music
    Smii7y: i'm here to hit men.
    me:*Wheezing intensifies*

  • @smugbowkid9919
    @smugbowkid9919 3 роки тому +127

    I love the lady on the earpiece- she’s like astonished that they’re all being taken down while he’s just shooting them all in the back room not even knowing whether they’re targets or not.

  • @DejaboVT
    @DejaboVT 3 роки тому +655

    "I'm kinda just here to kill people.." - Probably the best hitman.

  • @kevindrinkwater556
    @kevindrinkwater556 3 роки тому +309

    "idek what happened last time, i think I killed a man with a fish?"
    *Shphushhh*

  • @ilebidkhtth7806
    @ilebidkhtth7806 3 роки тому +3124

    Imagine smii7y as an actual hitman

    • @olers1667
      @olers1667 3 роки тому +413

      He would just apologize to everyone

    • @silentlighting5523
      @silentlighting5523 3 роки тому +260

      He'd be killing people with laughter lol

    • @dontsubfortheloveofgod
      @dontsubfortheloveofgod 3 роки тому +262

      Cracking jokes and promptly cracking your skull in two

    • @centurionquincy3899
      @centurionquincy3899 3 роки тому +162

      He would leave with some flowers and a snack, and then remember he was supposed to kill someone and go back

    • @washba11
      @washba11 3 роки тому +13

      He'd be the worst hitman of all time

  • @ewjo03
    @ewjo03 3 роки тому +945

    "I'm here to hit men"
    *crickets*
    "I'm here to hit w-"
    FBI OPEN UP

    • @Agent38877
      @Agent38877 3 роки тому +21

      Hold u-

    • @procyon.
      @procyon. 3 роки тому +8

      That sounds gay ngl

    • @ultimatexecutioner8260
      @ultimatexecutioner8260 3 роки тому +5

      @@procyon. ...sorry?

    • @Kirply
      @Kirply 3 роки тому +10

      @@ultimatexecutioner8260 you heard him, it. Sounds. Kinda. Gay.

    • @procyon.
      @procyon. 3 роки тому +4

      @@ultimatexecutioner8260 no

  • @Turboshark884
    @Turboshark884 Рік тому +59

    Smitty: stumbles with every sentence
    Npc: I think your coming on a little too strong
    Lol

  • @variationsofnoisev.o.n422
    @variationsofnoisev.o.n422 3 роки тому +30

    you having the wish to dj and then actually beeing fully able to do it and controll the dj set made me laugh so hard! :D i love it

  • @LifequoteswithRick
    @LifequoteswithRick 3 роки тому +330

    Bruh if gas prices were that much in the real world, I would save so much money

    • @thatwhiteguy1562
      @thatwhiteguy1562 3 роки тому +3

      It isn't a good deal if you live anywhere that uses metric, and its in Berlin which uses the euro and Litres. So the gas was €0.88 a litre and that's like $4 usd per gallon. That's the price for regular so i mean not that great of prices.

    • @flowersbloominginspring2998
      @flowersbloominginspring2998 3 роки тому +10

      @@thatwhiteguy1562 €0.88 per litre is an amazing price in Western Europe! Right now, for unleaded petrol in Ireland it's around €1.48 per litre.

    • @ZeroForce96
      @ZeroForce96 3 роки тому

      @@flowersbloominginspring2998 €1.60/L is about the cheapest you'll get at the moment in the Netherlands. And thats for the cheap E10.

    • @Bordbraintt
      @Bordbraintt 3 роки тому +3

      Biden cranked that shit up

    • @kameronjones7139
      @kameronjones7139 3 роки тому

      @@flowersbloominginspring2998 that sucks it is $2.50 a gallon were I live

  • @happysteve4989
    @happysteve4989 3 роки тому +53

    “Just start hitting everybody!”
    Me at a metal show

  • @The_HumblePanda
    @The_HumblePanda 2 роки тому +40

    "Is that expensive for gas?"
    ...That joke aged well.

  • @marvdabeaf8085
    @marvdabeaf8085 3 роки тому +567

    Don't know why he insists on saying he's a bad hitman. He's the most agile, quickest and smartest hitman ever!

  • @chuckles7874
    @chuckles7874 3 роки тому +7

    This is one of my favorite series, I keep finding myself coming back to rewatch these videos, Great job, Smitt keep up the good work!

  • @Gdsryrox
    @Gdsryrox 3 роки тому +16

    Love the subversion of expectations for this, starting off in a almost desolate creepy area, thinking you will be searching through a forest at night/abandoned power plant..... then next minutes rave hours start happening

  • @evo_x11
    @evo_x11 3 роки тому +21

    3:05
    “HES JUST STANDING THERE MENACINGLY”

  • @itsisaac_1400
    @itsisaac_1400 3 роки тому +64

    23:12
    Smii7y: “smoking a bad for you”
    Also smii7y: *continues to bash face in with elbow*

  • @xargussx
    @xargussx 3 роки тому +19

    Smitty as a hitman would be so indecisive and easily distracted 😂

  • @lukeds5703
    @lukeds5703 3 роки тому +19

    Imagine this being the actual movie. It would be hilarious

  • @Liam-ut1zh
    @Liam-ut1zh 3 роки тому +38

    Turns out every time smitty looked badass when he was killing someone he was just disappointed in himself

  • @jacksonbaumert2256
    @jacksonbaumert2256 3 роки тому +3

    your videos always seem to come out when I need them the most, thanks for making the bad days a little better

  • @TheLiverX
    @TheLiverX 3 роки тому +33

    The funniest part is when he's starting a spree with that 死亡 written on his back that literally means "death".
    Also, "what's wrong with that painting" is a reference to a restoration gone wrong.

  • @sarahfine5491
    @sarahfine5491 3 роки тому +13

    No one:
    Smii7y: beats people mercilessly to death with a fish

  • @barkergirl33
    @barkergirl33 3 роки тому +5

    Definitely my favorite hitman, I really hope to see more. The commentary and editing is the best!

  • @Noodle._.soup_animations
    @Noodle._.soup_animations 3 роки тому +22

    He talks about the youth like he isn’t apart of it he’s only 23 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cianbarry9207
    @cianbarry9207 3 роки тому +7

    I feel Smii7y would be the Hitman that the Ice King from Adventure Time would hire

  • @raa__va4814
    @raa__va4814 3 роки тому +1

    I’m crying with joy smii7y made another hitman video

  • @davidkelley8442
    @davidkelley8442 3 роки тому +83

    “I have been looking forward to this” - Count Dooku

    • @fleam_5360
      @fleam_5360 3 роки тому +4

      May his actor r.i.p

    • @wizardmaster7475
      @wizardmaster7475 3 роки тому +2

      @@fleam_5360 yep R.I.P Christopher Lee. Which is the actors name.

    • @fleam_5360
      @fleam_5360 3 роки тому +1

      @@wizardmaster7475 oh ok I forgot his name

  • @AlienMicrobe776
    @AlienMicrobe776 2 роки тому +2

    "Is that expensive for gas?" Man imma cry

  • @pandareijgah3820
    @pandareijgah3820 3 роки тому +48

    4:53
    Imagine saying "friend" instead of "friending"
    *chuckle*
    Couldn't be me

    • @Spade-p2l
      @Spade-p2l Місяць тому

      I say friending frequently and no one knows what I mean 😢

  • @Idea_de_big
    @Idea_de_big 2 роки тому +4

    88 cents for gas that’s a steal

  • @ezyne_official
    @ezyne_official 3 роки тому +10

    "I wonder if people react to me cutting"
    - Smii7y 2021

  • @charliewooderson7573
    @charliewooderson7573 9 місяців тому +1

    You know, if Smii7y had sat down when Agent Montgomery had come in, he would have gotten into a proper shootout with the other agents/targets

  • @jamie6384
    @jamie6384 3 роки тому +8

    Can someone make fan art of smizzy as the hit men but his hands are full of screwdriver

  • @bradyb2081
    @bradyb2081 Рік тому

    We need more smii7y hitman. I can’t keep just rewatching the old videos every couple of months

  • @jdwild0696
    @jdwild0696 3 роки тому +3

    “Yeahhhhh”
    Huh I didn’t Kryoz would be in this video, what a nice guy supporting Smi7y’s dancing

  • @ericsandoval2940
    @ericsandoval2940 3 роки тому

    The reason why I like smii7y is that when he plays any game he actually enjoys playing any games and it makes me enjoy watching him more keep up the good work man

  • @bsam7065
    @bsam7065 3 роки тому +3

    Smitty "I'm tired of today's youth"
    Me any time I work retail

  • @22theryno
    @22theryno 3 роки тому

    You’re literally the only person I can enjoy on a solo video, it’s awesome 👏🏽

  • @janbrozek893
    @janbrozek893 3 роки тому +8

    Dang I missed the milk bag playing hitman.... ohhh good times

  • @IchigoTsumugi
    @IchigoTsumugi 3 роки тому +1

    LOVE YOU SMII7Y

  • @germanmemer1434
    @germanmemer1434 3 роки тому +3

    The “Im here to hit men” killed me xD

  • @gittrippin9455
    @gittrippin9455 3 роки тому +1

    “Why does everyone overreact when i pull out a knife” Smi7ty 2021

  • @Its_Vandfald
    @Its_Vandfald 3 роки тому +6

    "I'm here to hit men"
    -Smii7y taken out of context

  • @MeloManiac5608
    @MeloManiac5608 3 роки тому

    your videos are so cinematic and funny! you deserve all this support and more! i get genuinely excited when you upload

  • @lemon491
    @lemon491 3 роки тому +10

    Mans is the type of hitman to drink his victim’s poisoned beverage for a taste test

  • @aqua1476
    @aqua1476 Рік тому

    Smii7y as a dj was the funniest and hypest thing 🤣🤣🤣🤣 we need more of DJ Smii7y

  • @thetoaster8929
    @thetoaster8929 2 роки тому +3

    that "is that expensive for gas?" definately didnt age well

  • @creepeman0411
    @creepeman0411 2 роки тому +1

    "Is that expensive for gas"
    2022: nah its dirt cheap

  • @ffandrewd2986
    @ffandrewd2986 3 роки тому +10

    Smii7y: “whas goin on here?”
    The game: **absolute chaos.**

  • @TraustiGeir
    @TraustiGeir 3 роки тому +2

    I live for SMii7Y's panic moments.

  • @theflawedamy
    @theflawedamy 3 роки тому +3

    Ngl I was waiting for the treadmill to show up at the start

  • @mr_e_monkey8836
    @mr_e_monkey8836 3 роки тому +2

    14:03 Smitty drops a killer beat.

  • @dannylee9067
    @dannylee9067 3 роки тому +10

    “Is that expensive for gas” I wish T^T

    • @Domoptik
      @Domoptik 3 роки тому

      unfortunately the normal gasoline prices in Germany, very close actually

    • @jacksnyder6666
      @jacksnyder6666 3 роки тому +2

      @@Domoptik bruh we over here w almost 4 bucks a gallon

  • @joeburger1247
    @joeburger1247 3 роки тому

    So glad to see so many uploads in such a short time! One of my favorite UA-camrs!

  • @jayrett
    @jayrett 3 роки тому +6

    Smii7y: "The youth is too obsessed with their phones."
    Me, watching this on my phone: 👁👄👁

  • @danielkeogh
    @danielkeogh 3 роки тому

    Genuinely think Smii7y’s content is the best. Editing is awesome. RP is amazing. Defo S class of creator for me.

  • @mrsandman227
    @mrsandman227 3 роки тому +6

    this is officially a good day now

  • @myself6629
    @myself6629 Рік тому +1

    "I'm a hitman, if you wanted someone discreet you should've hired an assassin"

  • @snelhuddy5962
    @snelhuddy5962 3 роки тому +3

    Smii7y, "I'm tired of the youth"
    Smii7y indirectly just said he's a boomer

  • @ethanordway4316
    @ethanordway4316 2 роки тому +1

    smii7y: this place is creepy
    smii7y; *walks into the dark forest*

  • @umbralbushido8636
    @umbralbushido8636 3 роки тому +4

    Amber Heard be like 0:12

  • @mariooy6120
    @mariooy6120 3 роки тому +1

    The Dj part was so fucking funny and awesome. love your energy man and your video are amazingly and enjoyable.

  • @Alpha_Lei
    @Alpha_Lei 3 роки тому +11

    smii7y

  • @rubyhowes1765
    @rubyhowes1765 3 роки тому

    normally i only like to watch his videos with his friends cause they all make me laugh like no one else, but these hitman videos are too good

  • @stanleymoorman1898
    @stanleymoorman1898 Рік тому

    This is why I love Smi7y’s Chanel

  • @KingdojoYt
    @KingdojoYt 3 роки тому +6

    " Congrats to everyone who is early and who found this comment "🍒🍒🍒💜💜💜💜

  • @majinplaton
    @majinplaton 2 роки тому +1

    The price for gas is actually pretty cheap compared to today

  • @jaytrashwade1-1
    @jaytrashwade1-1 Рік тому +1

    That gas be dirt cheap

  • @halfsquat2363
    @halfsquat2363 3 роки тому

    This is the peak of gaming entertainment on UA-cam, thank you, you beautiful milk bag

  • @HunterMJenkins
    @HunterMJenkins 2 роки тому

    “Is that expensive for gas?”
    Literally $.88 like holy shit I WISH that was expensive

  • @danielmulcare62
    @danielmulcare62 3 роки тому

    I love this a lot. You should do more of these. Can’t wait for the next video 😄

  • @emiliano3.14
    @emiliano3.14 3 роки тому

    seeing a smi77y video come up is the best thing ever

  • @jamesphillips8319
    @jamesphillips8319 3 роки тому

    love how this came out right after I finished watching all your other hitman vids

  • @FutureKLX300SMowner
    @FutureKLX300SMowner 3 роки тому +2

    I have now decided to make a document of my favourite youtube quotes.
    first entry: "I'm here to hit men"
    -Smii7y 2021

  • @MegaFireBlazin
    @MegaFireBlazin 3 роки тому

    Oooooooo 25 minute video to watch while I’m procrastinating at work 😍😍😍😍

  • @teea968
    @teea968 3 роки тому +2

    Smii7y: is that expensive for gas?
    Me: I’m literally paying like double that right now

  • @CyberTheDemonGuy
    @CyberTheDemonGuy 7 місяців тому +1

    1.50 for diesel? heck yeah!

  • @cowboycave5071
    @cowboycave5071 3 роки тому

    Love this series man.

  • @droz1227
    @droz1227 3 роки тому

    Dude looking like Les Grossman @19:31 loving this playthrough.

  • @LockwoodTheScientist
    @LockwoodTheScientist 3 роки тому +1

    “Is that expensive for gas?”
    I fricken WISH.

    • @xtom_99
      @xtom_99 3 роки тому

      This is euros/litre and a little expensive for germany

  • @kittylover6932
    @kittylover6932 3 роки тому

    I’ve been waiting for this one! Turn it up!

  • @ChevoletNova
    @ChevoletNova 2 роки тому +1

    That gas is cheap. Where is that gas station?

  • @iancaie8655
    @iancaie8655 3 роки тому

    God, I love it when smitty plays this game!!

  • @P.W.Periwinkle
    @P.W.Periwinkle 3 роки тому +2

    Smii7y as the DJ makes me want to see him do a DJ stream.

  • @happysteve4989
    @happysteve4989 3 роки тому

    How long have I been in quarantine? Long enough smitty’s DJ set got me hyped

  • @Jacket_50_
    @Jacket_50_ 3 роки тому

    Whenever smii7y uploads a video my day just get so much better

  • @Timthechinaman
    @Timthechinaman 3 роки тому

    I was literally gonna @ you on twitter to upload more hitman content cause I love it so much , keep it up smitty

  • @_Dedleef
    @_Dedleef 3 роки тому

    I love the message near the end: if you smoke, you get smoked

  • @GlitchFade2077
    @GlitchFade2077 3 роки тому

    "Smoking is bad"
    *Proceeds to punch the smoker*
    Ah yes, professional rehab

  • @karlokesti9809
    @karlokesti9809 2 роки тому

    Smii7y: "I know some moves"
    Guy in the public: YEEEAAAH!

  • @caseythequesadilla
    @caseythequesadilla 3 роки тому

    More hitman please! This is a great series

  • @dougwilson8489
    @dougwilson8489 3 роки тому +1

    Great vid man please make more of this

  • @lordeveningshade
    @lordeveningshade 3 роки тому +1

    Oh my god Smii7y if you had just gone with the meeting instead of killing montgomery immediately like a psychopath you'd have done one of the coolest sequences in the game

  • @biackv0rtex834
    @biackv0rtex834 2 роки тому +1

    smii7y: sees dead guy- also smii7y: tries to bottleflip a knife into his baldspot

  • @kadenmiller54
    @kadenmiller54 Рік тому

    20 seconds in and I hear “i think I killed a guy with a fish”😂😂😂

  • @luriothelucario250
    @luriothelucario250 3 роки тому

    8:55 Random guy: "Let me see your hands."
    Smii7y: "Very poor choice of words."