Christopher Talk To Massive Genius - The Sopranos HD

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  • @jayyt2969
    @jayyt2969 3 роки тому +2388

    I love how the yells towards Christopher were so distant in such a small restaurant.

    • @navy_flyer2331
      @navy_flyer2331 3 роки тому +43

      "Hey you a dick, man!"... lol

    • @emosam07
      @emosam07 3 роки тому +29

      Damn mics, mannnn lol

    • @ClothesCat
      @ClothesCat 3 роки тому +205

      The guy in the toilet was just really offended that someone was yelling. He's a nervous a pooer.

    • @1800aubrey
      @1800aubrey 2 роки тому +5

      Yep. The first season couldn’t pull it off

    • @chloedog47
      @chloedog47 2 роки тому +3

      Hey man shut the phuk up 🤣

  • @Hybzy
    @Hybzy Рік тому +269

    A lot of people forget how impressive Christopher was. He was able to find a party where business was to be done with only the suburb given as information and no specific address. That nose could sniff out a deal when he needed it to.

    • @ScapoloMichael
      @ScapoloMichael Рік тому +23

      Just follow the parked cars to the house with the music playing and a bunch of mulignans standing aimlessly about

    • @wildcard5830
      @wildcard5830 Рік тому +23

      He could sniff it out so well thanks to that natural canopy of his

    • @JathanielLunnington
      @JathanielLunnington 8 місяців тому +3

      He's a good kid, capable too.

  • @vensonj
    @vensonj 2 роки тому +647

    “Your woman looks embarrassed “ he went straight for Chris’s heart

    • @FreezinFury
      @FreezinFury Рік тому +33

      She wasn't embarrassed at the time but was when T crashed the range while she was blowing him .

    • @codyjohnson8959
      @codyjohnson8959 Рік тому

      Couldn't stand that dude and the big ass gap in his teeth.

    • @boobalooqwe4687
      @boobalooqwe4687 Рік тому +23

      @@FreezinFury you oughta know sweety

    • @SmfPawgy
      @SmfPawgy Рік тому +8

      @@FreezinFuryhe came all over the sun visor

    • @Ichorof
      @Ichorof 7 місяців тому +1

      @@FreezinFuryDid she blow him? I remnant it as nothing happened?

  • @xystumpy187
    @xystumpy187 3 роки тому +1367

    Vito: "Hey what security guard do you have to blow to get some Johnny cakes around here?"

    • @lucas18108
      @lucas18108 3 роки тому +98

      Phil: "Hey how many fuckin' years do I have to do to get a couple of three grilled cheese off the radiator?"

    • @christopherdelcioppio7209
      @christopherdelcioppio7209 3 роки тому +35

      At this point I check out Sopranos clips just to read the comments, because the jokes based on obscure references to the show are hilarious, and I’ve read a lot of them. That said, this is the funniest one I’ve ever read, including all the ones about Borko

    • @blitzy3244
      @blitzy3244 3 роки тому +2

      HAHAHA

    • @rogeliorodriguez8518
      @rogeliorodriguez8518 2 роки тому +1

      Ooooffffff

    • @davidbanterford3216
      @davidbanterford3216 2 роки тому +2

      The Johnny cakes? They were a joke I never liked em

  • @tendrams
    @tendrams 2 роки тому +278

    "Must belong to the homey with the blue hat"....cracks me up every time the way Christopher delivers that line. LOL!

    • @_zigger_
      @_zigger_ 2 роки тому +4

      He's your what?

    • @H.EL-Othemany
      @H.EL-Othemany 2 роки тому

      Why?

    • @joeblough261
      @joeblough261 Рік тому +2

      Someone's about to get sent to slip and fall school

    • @mikeg2491
      @mikeg2491 4 місяці тому

      @@_zigger_ You gotta G on yo hat

    • @TylerD288
      @TylerD288 Місяць тому

      *homie

  • @joeschmoe3665
    @joeschmoe3665 3 роки тому +944

    Chris was such an entertaining character hilariously offensive and short-tempered

    • @aleduck
      @aleduck 3 роки тому +24

      love him, make me nervous every time he's on screen tho...

    • @kiklocus4660
      @kiklocus4660 2 роки тому +6

      is it the same dude Tommy kills in good fellows

    • @guitarest452452
      @guitarest452452 2 роки тому

      @@kiklocus4660 Yeah

    • @inessa5923
      @inessa5923 2 роки тому

      @@aleduck Exactly.

    • @mattmaccaronio5990
      @mattmaccaronio5990 Рік тому +2

      Well use a ukulele or somethin

  • @roundhouse6595
    @roundhouse6595 2 роки тому +434

    The conversation outside could easily be a GTA cut scene

    • @Mrbrycejames
      @Mrbrycejames 2 роки тому +7

      Dude for real 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Mike419T
      @Mike419T 2 роки тому +4

      Nah fr tho 🤣

    • @novak1015
      @novak1015 Рік тому +4

      I know what time it is

    • @HyunaTheHyena
      @HyunaTheHyena Рік тому +1

      lol

    • @SuperChunk19
      @SuperChunk19 Рік тому +10

      It's so obvious how much inspiration GTA took from the Sopranos

  • @e.l.norton
    @e.l.norton 3 роки тому +718

    "My name is Orange J." 😂😂😂😂 How Christophuh didn't die laughing is a miracle.

    • @fieldofdreams1986
      @fieldofdreams1986 3 роки тому +12

      He wouldve got stomped....

    • @woooose
      @woooose 3 роки тому +27

      @@fieldofdreams1986 nope

    • @fieldofdreams1986
      @fieldofdreams1986 3 роки тому +13

      @@woooose He wouldve...plus the black cop was there.

    • @brawndothethirstmutilator9848
      @brawndothethirstmutilator9848 2 роки тому +29

      “Massive G” and “Orange J”. We also had the dealer “Quickie G” to find Matt Drinkwater. Hard to believe they came from the same writers that came up with tremendous nicknames like Big Pussy and Paulie Walnuts.

    • @dantesombra9463
      @dantesombra9463 2 роки тому +1

      "Served with hotcakes and bacon? I know what time it is."

  • @realpoetics
    @realpoetics 4 роки тому +4021

    Chris had balls to make those black jokes out loud in that restaurant, Mafia connections or not.

    • @waynebarry2597
      @waynebarry2597 4 роки тому +277

      Dank Sinatra yeah whatever 🙄 just say you have something against blacks. And a this is a television show. Mafia connections or not, if this was in real life he would’ve gotten his ass whooped. Lay-off them mob movie they’re fucking up your head. They had power but they weren’t untouchable.

    • @realpoetics
      @realpoetics 4 роки тому +1312

      @@waynebarry2597 You clearly didn't understand my comment, which wasn't even complex to begin with. If your reading comprehension skills were up to date maybe you would've realized that I'm not disagreeing with you.

    • @waynebarry2597
      @waynebarry2597 4 роки тому +22

      Dank Sinatra Sure

    • @realpoetics
      @realpoetics 4 роки тому +531

      @@waynebarry2597 That's what I thought.

    • @waynebarry2597
      @waynebarry2597 4 роки тому +16

      Dank Sinatra Sure

  • @abrahamm1325
    @abrahamm1325 3 роки тому +2298

    I love this scene it really shows how generous christopher was. Ill never forget how he cashed the welfare checks of everyone in that store at the measly cost of a burger. Truly heartwarming

    • @kentjosemateo
      @kentjosemateo 3 роки тому +6

      Hahaha

    • @mndsgn1
      @mndsgn1 3 роки тому +9

      @From the Shadows Emerges... JOHNNY BRASCO WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER

    • @xX54MXx1
      @xX54MXx1 3 роки тому +1

      @From the Shadows Emerges... It didn't have the makings of a varsity athlete I don't know what you see in that character

    • @flisko123
      @flisko123 3 роки тому

      @From the Shadows Emerges... lolloolol

    • @20thCenturySir
      @20thCenturySir 3 роки тому +4

      Lmao wtf is this

  • @elikosim848
    @elikosim848 7 років тому +1564

    The sound in the background "cash yoo mamas check" lol

    • @BlaneNostalgia
      @BlaneNostalgia 3 роки тому +10

      haha

    • @sham7022
      @sham7022 3 роки тому +7

      You are right. It’s there

    • @skxlter5747
      @skxlter5747 3 роки тому +13

      That's Jersey for u

    • @bmoney972
      @bmoney972 3 роки тому +13

      its called a voice

    • @sham7022
      @sham7022 3 роки тому +25

      @@bmoney972 geez someone didn’t cash their mama check. No need for the aggravation.

  • @millergoldagency
    @millergoldagency 3 роки тому +934

    The cop did a good job here. He's on his own, sees some shit is about to go down in a busy restaurant filled with civilians. Shit could've got ugly fast, if he did things by the book and directly stepped in, or waited til it kicked off and called for back up people could've gotten hurt. Instead he used his head and diffused that situation with a quiet word into the ear of someone involved.

    • @DeltaPi314
      @DeltaPi314 2 роки тому +85

      He just wanted a burger... just a burger.

    • @chuckkiephan6880
      @chuckkiephan6880 2 роки тому +14

      He's likes Master P's music & was too hungry to do anything

    • @LOLLYPOPPE
      @LOLLYPOPPE 2 роки тому +76

      The cop is just an actor and reads from a script, he didn't do a job at all.

    • @StopFlaggingVideos
      @StopFlaggingVideos 2 роки тому +17

      @@LOLLYPOPPE your comment is worthless

    • @willysnowman
      @willysnowman 2 роки тому +4

      @@StopFlaggingVideos thanks for the comment little lady

  • @Bigfrank88
    @Bigfrank88 3 роки тому +861

    I love how even the cop knows that at this point Chris is only 'semi' hooked up.

    • @afshonium5799
      @afshonium5799 2 роки тому +58

      And yet they all still feared him.

    • @Bigfrank88
      @Bigfrank88 2 роки тому +42

      @@afshonium5799 They didn’t though.

    • @afshonium5799
      @afshonium5799 2 роки тому +42

      @@Bigfrank88 So why didn’t they do anything about it?

    • @Bigfrank88
      @Bigfrank88 2 роки тому +114

      @@afshonium5799 Because they wanted to discuss royalties with Hesh, it’s literally explained in the scene.

    • @hiibillymayshere4238
      @hiibillymayshere4238 2 роки тому +27

      @@afshonium5799 They didn't fear him though, lmao. He walked up to him and confronted him directly.

  • @chriswade9871
    @chriswade9871 3 роки тому +426

    Chris had serious balls. He was war ready when they followed him out the diner. Had eyes like Balboa when they called to him haha

    • @TheDa6781
      @TheDa6781 3 роки тому +27

      that was probably coke talking

    • @deletedwaffles
      @deletedwaffles 3 роки тому +44

      He would have killed all those guys with his gun with pinpoint accuracy without even having to take it out.

    • @hankgonzalez6074
      @hankgonzalez6074 2 роки тому +57

      Could’ve beat them senseless with that beak of his.

    • @beorlingo
      @beorlingo 2 роки тому +5

      I reckon this show was well made. Everybody seems to think it's a real life stream.

    • @benisprobablyangry239
      @benisprobablyangry239 Рік тому +21

      It's funny that Christopher is cast as weak, because even in the pit of drug addiction he is by-far the mobster who least fears death. He repeatedly throws himself at no-win scenarios without a second's hesitation or regret afterwards.
      He stares down the barrel of Tony's gun when he thinks he slept with Adriana and doesn't even flinch at the idea of being whacked. He fights the entire crew at his intervention. After getting shot himself he does nothing but return fire until he bleeds out. He literally never once shows a single iota of fear in the face of death.

  • @PeekaBooo24
    @PeekaBooo24 3 роки тому +238

    Fun fact: Prior to this episode, Michael Imperioli (Christopher) and Bokeem Woodbine (Massive Genius) had starred together before in the movie Dead Presidents.

    • @vitolenocijr8797
      @vitolenocijr8797 3 роки тому +5

      Nah tht wasn’t Chris in dead pres

    • @rageius
      @rageius 3 роки тому +15

      @@vitolenocijr8797 yes it was, he was the one who got mutilated in Vietnam

    • @OmarScruggs
      @OmarScruggs 3 роки тому +3

      Starred together? Chris was in the movie for like 2 scenes

    • @OmarScruggs
      @OmarScruggs 3 роки тому +16

      Paulie is also in Dead Pres. Hes one of the cops that bust in the room when chris tucker is dead from heroin overdose

    • @hankgonzalez6074
      @hankgonzalez6074 2 роки тому +1

      They cut off his pichadele and shoved it in his mouth.
      Exactly what he wanted to do to Vito.

  • @yemalad1.
    @yemalad1. 3 роки тому +555

    The voices in the background are like GTA 😆

    • @sb_dunk
      @sb_dunk 3 роки тому +26

      So I told myself, Mario, take it easy!

    • @liamg1706
      @liamg1706 3 роки тому

      Gta Shut up

    • @misakiyoshida
      @misakiyoshida 3 роки тому +4

      "Ay, you a dick man!"

    • @DeepMedii
      @DeepMedii 3 роки тому +3

      @@liamg1706 wha? you gon' cry now?

  • @BenNBenInc
    @BenNBenInc 3 роки тому +653

    Adrianna's 'oh Maddon' was absolutely perfect.

    • @imgzrona09uc72
      @imgzrona09uc72 3 роки тому +15

      Well language sounds and letters can be tricky, so I may be wrong, but in my family it was "maron" with an r sound. Never saw it written.

    • @BenNBenInc
      @BenNBenInc 3 роки тому +1

      @@imgzrona09uc72 in subtitles I've seen it pronounced as I've spelt it but it's pronounced how you say it which makes no sense 😂😂

    • @Baktrianos
      @Baktrianos 3 роки тому +38

      @@BenNBenInc In Italian we say "oh Madonna" like english people say "Jesus.." or "Geez".
      Madonna as a word was used during old times (1200-1800 i think) in Italy to say "m'lady". So it's a form to speak with respect to a woman. Well, it was, now it's weird. Like in English would be calling a woman M'lady.
      Nowadays (1900-2000), there is only one case where you could say Madonna: when you speak about Mary mother of Jesus. My lady, or Our Lady -> M(i)a Donna (lit. My Woman, but never used to address your wife).
      So when you hear that from an Italian, he's 99,99% speaking about the mother of Jesus.
      Unless he's citing Dante's Comedy or some old text about knights, castles and ladies.
      To understand why it's written and pronounced differently, and why there is confusion:
      In Naples they say "MARONN"(MUH ROWNN) instead of "MADONNA", so it's a slightly different way to say it from Italian. They cut completely the last vocal and say R instead of D.
      If Adriana where to speak standard Italian, she would have said "MUH-DONN-AH".
      Poor guys writing the subtitles are not supposed to have a PHD in Old Italic Dialects, so.. yeah there are mistakes. But this show does an excellent job with the languages. And is an excellent show anyway.
      A curiosity: when hanging around with my friends in Italy, if I see a good looking woman(/man), a nice shot in basket match, a shameful display, an embarassing situation, or someone get a fist in the face, I would use MADONNA. But since I talk slang I (we) say MADU (MUH-DOO).
      With a very long U. MADUUUU.
      It's like Ice Cube's DAYUUUUM.
      So the word is, like 1000 y/o, but we kept and keep changing it. I'm not from Naples, and this is not a national thing, is mine and internal to my group of friends. Yet, everyone in the country can understand what I'm saying.
      Sorry for my english, ciao from Italy ;D
      PS: about the other comment ^ Marrone is Brown (MUH-RRO-NAY). But a Neapolitan would say it as MUHRROW. She clearly says MUH-ROWNN tho. Which, as I said here, is Mary mother of God ("...save me from this situation").

    • @calzonetrash
      @calzonetrash 3 роки тому +1

      @ME!_!_!KEPΩXT!_!_!E no, it’s a italian american short hand for “madonna” like saying “oh jesus” or “oh god”

    • @bowjana8128
      @bowjana8128 3 роки тому +1

      What does it mean

  • @BIKEMAN21
    @BIKEMAN21 3 роки тому +812

    imagine the logistics nightmare Adrianna has to over come just to kiss Chris without getting blocked by his nose !

    • @MichaelGiordano777
      @MichaelGiordano777 3 роки тому +25

      That Canopy?

    • @BIKEMAN21
      @BIKEMAN21 3 роки тому +8

      @@MichaelGiordano777 yes the canopy : P

    • @davidwatkins204
      @davidwatkins204 3 роки тому +17

      She'd have no need to carry an umbrella in the rain, that nose it's a, natural canopy..

    • @The4AMChannel
      @The4AMChannel 3 роки тому +17

      only guy i know who can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back

    • @Jedi101
      @Jedi101 3 роки тому +6

      We takin logistic or Wabistix over here.

  • @slappytheclown4
    @slappytheclown4 2 роки тому +65

    "Ey you a dick man" gets me every time

  • @sb_dunk
    @sb_dunk 3 роки тому +424

    "That black guy over there, he look familiar to you?"
    "Yeah, he looks like Mike Milligan from Fargo!"

    • @buddyisreal1408
      @buddyisreal1408 3 роки тому +10

      I would not have gotten this joke 1 week ago.

    • @leonelgalan9431
      @leonelgalan9431 3 роки тому +4

      That's Can't get right lol

    • @entertainme7523
      @entertainme7523 3 роки тому +2

      Mulignan?

    • @2qwik4u
      @2qwik4u 3 роки тому +2

      guy looks exactly the same, hasn't aged at all

    • @wiglafsfilms8418
      @wiglafsfilms8418 3 роки тому +11

      That's Bokeem Woodbine. He's an good actor, tho.

  • @FormerlyNYVulgarian
    @FormerlyNYVulgarian 3 роки тому +395

    Haha Chris called Massive Genius Uncle Ben

    • @simonevans6512
      @simonevans6512 3 роки тому +85

      Tony would have collapsed if he saw Massive Genius/Uncle Ben.

    • @Buugzy
      @Buugzy 3 роки тому +5

      😂😂

    • @albertandrews130
      @albertandrews130 3 роки тому +4

      Uncle Ben has been cancelled.

    • @johndevitt5619
      @johndevitt5619 3 роки тому +7

      Massive Genius ended up fighting Spider-Man so it works.

  • @AJTheGraftMan
    @AJTheGraftMan 3 роки тому +319

    They spit in those burgers 😂

    • @entertainme7523
      @entertainme7523 3 роки тому

      That's racist

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 3 роки тому +15

      @@entertainme7523 it's true. White or black or anything in between, you're getting spit in your food if you're acting up at a restaurant.

    • @vets923
      @vets923 3 роки тому +34

      @@entertainme7523 How is that racist? Black, white, asian or whatever doesn't matter. If you act like that you shouldn't be surprised if they spit in your food.

    • @savagefromtheraq
      @savagefromtheraq 3 роки тому +3

      they make minimum wage. that’s the joke.

    • @SP-td9xj
      @SP-td9xj 3 роки тому +3

      @@entertainme7523 yup, white people would never do that, in fact, go to a white restaurant and start saying awful racist things about white people and be confrontational like Chris was, trust me theyll never spit in your food, wouldn't think of doing such a thing

  • @polako256
    @polako256 4 роки тому +280

    "Hey you, Donnie Brasco"

  • @Greko-grb
    @Greko-grb 2 роки тому +83

    The way adrianna says “the gangster rapper” always cracks me up for some reason.

    • @Greko-grb
      @Greko-grb 2 роки тому +10

      @Johnny Caruthers for some reason

    • @samsoper3507
      @samsoper3507 2 роки тому +26

      @Johnny Caruthers some

    • @Elcore
      @Elcore Рік тому +3

      ​@johnnycaruthers7180Ahh, guys, sorry, looks like I ate up all our time. Shall I answer your simple question in New York...?

    • @SuperChunk19
      @SuperChunk19 Рік тому +3

      It's so static and straight forward like a soccer mom

  • @ryanclaridge8395
    @ryanclaridge8395 3 роки тому +154

    Im disappointed massive genius didnt inform chrissy that nobody disrespects the burger joint.

    • @J61-y4h
      @J61-y4h 3 роки тому

      LOL

    • @walzybby
      @walzybby 2 роки тому +7

      He can’t be seen in a place like dat…

    • @whips8
      @whips8 2 роки тому +6

      I wonder if he gets soft drinks of choice in there

    • @adewilson132
      @adewilson132 2 роки тому

      massive genius should have said go find a little ceasers before i tap your asses.

  • @ezragoldberg3132
    @ezragoldberg3132 3 роки тому +33

    That Mark Fuhrman comment from Chrissy was Gold

  • @Mystrohan
    @Mystrohan 3 роки тому +32

    I love Chris’ reaction to Massive Genius’ car.

  • @lowellcalavera6045
    @lowellcalavera6045 3 роки тому +240

    He's actually bold because he's Fkn crazy.

    • @Krakkokayne
      @Krakkokayne 3 роки тому +22

      And probably high too

    • @dariog36th
      @dariog36th 3 роки тому +3

      And a smack head

    • @mauricehawkins1147
      @mauricehawkins1147 3 роки тому +8

      He wouldn’t have said that in real life they would’ve beat him down or killed him and took everything this is not reality

    • @PizzaCake360
      @PizzaCake360 3 роки тому +3

      @@mauricehawkins1147 ya anything is possible

    • @kuroroluxifer8321
      @kuroroluxifer8321 2 роки тому +2

      @@mauricehawkins1147 no they wouldn't have...they surely wanted to at first, but then the cop warned them about his ties with the Soprano family...they weren't gonna start a war with a mob family over the line in a burger shop..

  • @operationNOBO
    @operationNOBO 3 роки тому +34

    "I dont mean to sound like an asshole, but I can't be seen in a place like this anymore"

  • @MrFerjurowns
    @MrFerjurowns 4 роки тому +202

    Mark Fuhrman (born February 5, 1952) is a former detective of the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD). He is primarily known for his part in the OJ investigation ...
    lol

    • @purplesword5536
      @purplesword5536 3 роки тому +15

      Johnny Cochran ovah here.. Hehehe

    • @marksuckaturd5098
      @marksuckaturd5098 3 роки тому +12

      Wasn't he the one who dropped the n-bomb while giving testimony at the trial?

    • @jesusluna4498
      @jesusluna4498 3 роки тому +5

      A white supremacist

    • @packergeek10
      @packergeek10 3 роки тому +12

      Framed OJ. OJ was just minding his own business helping the inner cities out when his ex wife was killed by a couple black guys. Fuhrman tried to pin on OJ. Poor guy can't catch a break.

    • @spottyblanks5199
      @spottyblanks5199 3 роки тому +16

      @@jesusluna4498 "everyone I don't like is a white supremacists" your theme song.

  • @lethrneck4
    @lethrneck4 3 роки тому +50

    "yo hairnet central...what am i mark furhman over here?" hahah classic!

  • @KeithsReviews
    @KeithsReviews 7 років тому +457

    Had to look up who Mark Fuhrman was. Clever writing as always.

    • @DCFelix67
      @DCFelix67 7 років тому +99

      You must be young.

    • @HovaNirvana
      @HovaNirvana 7 років тому +29

      DCFelix67 My thoughts exactly.

    • @danielcundiff290
      @danielcundiff290 4 роки тому +18

      Wait...you didnt know who Mark Furhman was? HAHAHAHAHA!!! EWWHEWHEEHAHA!!!! Thats priceless!!!!! LMAO!!!!!

    • @sully9080
      @sully9080 4 роки тому +18

      The People vs O. J. Simpson. It's a series, give it a watch.

    • @matthillegas3099
      @matthillegas3099 4 роки тому +11

      The reason OJ got away with murder. He said stupid things years earlier. He was accused of planting evidence, although the timeline of that makes it almost impossible.

  • @stuff4232
    @stuff4232 3 роки тому +56

    The weird thing about Chris was from the very beginning I thought he would at least be the good one out of all of them. And while in the end maybe he tried getting better he really was raised among criminals. Can't run away from your upbringing. Its too much in you.

  • @jasfordedits
    @jasfordedits 3 роки тому +35

    chrissy looks so gangster in this scene

  • @Dutc308
    @Dutc308 3 роки тому +46

    Shooting your mouth off to the people preparing your food isn't too smart!
    Chris wasn't the sharpest tool in shed!!😂😂

    • @deanfarr3249
      @deanfarr3249 5 місяців тому +1

      Exactly like Idk why he didn't just go to another restaurant

  • @CoolKidHalter
    @CoolKidHalter 3 роки тому +69

    Chris is feeling totally OSTRAFIED waiting for his burger

    • @rsmith7994
      @rsmith7994 3 роки тому +7

      It’s a shame he didn’t also chime in with: “What, like it’s so hard to rap? My bitch, my ho, my ho, my bitch. My bitch bitch...” And if he survived: “With what I said in that mulignan greasy spoon I should’ve been shanked right there. Boom!”

    • @hankgonzalez6074
      @hankgonzalez6074 2 роки тому

      He was creating a little dissentary amongst the burger joint crowd.

    • @jimreily7538
      @jimreily7538 Рік тому

      He was using the technique of positive visualisation.

    • @tyrellcobb4665
      @tyrellcobb4665 3 місяці тому

      Ostra who?

  • @bastymanguy
    @bastymanguy 2 роки тому +55

    I’ll have to try the “who’s welfare check do I have to cash to get a burger around here” next time I want jerk chicken in Harlem at midnight.

    • @xman777b
      @xman777b 8 місяців тому +4

      I mean, you could try it out

    • @NexusKin
      @NexusKin 5 місяців тому +2

      That'll probably be the last thing you ever say.

    • @tyrellcobb4665
      @tyrellcobb4665 3 місяці тому +1

      How does blood, teeth and jerk chicken taste when you only have gums to chew with?

    • @Kitten_Mittons
      @Kitten_Mittons 2 місяці тому

      ​@@tyrellcobb4665 we fuck with you cuz you're so triggered don't you get it

    • @Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave
      @Samsung-1.9Cu.Ft.Microwave Місяць тому +1

      ​@@tyrellcobb46652nd amendment baby

  • @AA-uv3uf
    @AA-uv3uf Рік тому +9

    I love how massive g has his own version paulie lol

  • @heroedeleyenda05
    @heroedeleyenda05 3 роки тому +142

    Adriana really aged in the span of the series, she looks super beautiful here

    • @UnitedSoundVideo
      @UnitedSoundVideo 3 роки тому +10

      Smoking cigarettes maybe?

    • @BeeHatGuy
      @BeeHatGuy 3 роки тому +91

      Tf are you on about? She was hot the whole way through

    • @heroedeleyenda05
      @heroedeleyenda05 3 роки тому

      @@BeeHatGuy read the other comments, im not the only one who noticed

    • @ricardom5699
      @ricardom5699 3 роки тому +23

      The scene where they are playing tennis with the lesbian coach...She was at her best

    • @heroedeleyenda05
      @heroedeleyenda05 3 роки тому +5

      @@ricardom5699 i mean, dont get me wrong, shes smoking hot throughout the entire series. But in this scene she looks a lot younger

  • @chanbla11mit
    @chanbla11mit 3 роки тому +80

    "that black guy over there, he look familiar?"
    do you have any idea how little that narrows it down

  • @breakfastsandwich3349
    @breakfastsandwich3349 6 років тому +340

    I WISH THEY WOULD'VE DONE MORE WITH THAT COP IN THE BURGER SHOP, HE WAS MY FAVORITE CHARACTER ON THE SHOW

    • @polizzi19
      @polizzi19 4 роки тому +43

      I loved him like a brother in law

    • @gwildordipkin6504
      @gwildordipkin6504 3 роки тому +27

      He never had the makings of a varsity athlete.

    • @at6686
      @at6686 3 роки тому +13

      He got ratted out. Did 20 in the can.

    • @marcosalazar3472
      @marcosalazar3472 3 роки тому +13

      @@at6686 Ate grilled cheeses off the radiator

    • @at6686
      @at6686 3 роки тому +2

      @@marcosalazar3472
      And we all know he wanted a woman...

  • @sergeanttentacles1359
    @sergeanttentacles1359 Рік тому +3

    I love how the angry callbacks from the blacks in the restaurant sound like they’re from outside and 50 yards away

  • @satrialesporkstore7889
    @satrialesporkstore7889 3 роки тому +19

    The store manager knows what time it is. That's why he didn't get shot in the foot.

  • @jerry85g7
    @jerry85g7 7 років тому +112

    Massive Genius = Master P

  • @deltaland7287
    @deltaland7287 10 місяців тому +3

    “Why’d they send you over I’m looking for a burger not converted rice” lmao

  • @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178
    @jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj178 Рік тому +5

    I love how Christopher says "Must belong to the homey with the blue hat." He sounds like a little kid.

  • @lean.2366
    @lean.2366 3 роки тому +15

    Chris is super bold here because he can shoot bullets through his nose.

  • @alcohol-freebeer3642
    @alcohol-freebeer3642 2 роки тому +24

    Props to Michael Imperioli's acting at the end of the clip here, you really see Christopher preen because he's getting validation he's important.

  • @cramirez3855
    @cramirez3855 3 роки тому +7

    Word on the street is The Baltimore ravens modeled thier logo after Chrissies profile
    1:27

  • @xSlackalot
    @xSlackalot 3 роки тому +21

    The Mark Fuhrman quip was good writing.

  • @frankbolin721
    @frankbolin721 3 роки тому +86

    "So what are we going to name the rapper guy?"
    "Hm. I don't know, but it shouldn't sound like a real rapper's name and be really stupid."

    • @Condobius
      @Condobius 3 роки тому +5

      @Uhhh Genuinely, writers were completely out of depth with this story line and while it showed one interesting angle (the conflict between creators and record industry), none of the characters introduced here were developed at all and you could tell the writers didn’t know shit about what they were trying to talk about..

    • @entertainme7523
      @entertainme7523 3 роки тому +3

      Master P

    • @lowellcalavera6045
      @lowellcalavera6045 3 роки тому +1

      “A real rappers name”!! You’re Fkn stupid, esé.

    • @11DNA11
      @11DNA11 3 роки тому +7

      Rappers all sound fucking stupid with their names.

    • @IamSuperEffective
      @IamSuperEffective 3 роки тому +2

      @@11DNA11 Rap?? more like cRAP lolol XDDD

  • @charliemoyse8334
    @charliemoyse8334 4 роки тому +43

    " semi hooked up to the soprano crew " are you sure fella ??

    • @bosschedda_
      @bosschedda_ 3 роки тому +5

      Lmaooooooooooooooo

    • @yodabaki970
      @yodabaki970 3 роки тому +11

      Chris wasn't that well known at this point and wasn't even made. Up until a few years ago he was essentially a driver and the reports naming him as an associate were still very fresh. Makes sense that general knowledge was a few months behind reality.

    • @johnsun6418
      @johnsun6418 3 роки тому +1

      @@yodabaki970 Chris’ father was Tony’s mentor , I’d think they would know Chris as being slightly more then semi hooked up with the sopranos crew.

    • @yodabaki970
      @yodabaki970 3 роки тому +4

      @@johnsun6418 thing is we don't actually know how big a deal Dickie was. He was a mentor to Tony but tony was like 17 when he died. Half a decade before Tony became a rising start in the mob. Tony thinks the world of him but for all we know he was just another crew member related to Johnny boy and Jr. Plus by this point Dickie has been dead what? Nearly 25 years, it's not that much of a stretch to thinks the general public think of Chris at this point as a young driver and associate on the come up but nothing huge.

  • @Boxing_Gamer
    @Boxing_Gamer 3 роки тому +25

    "Its fucking discrimination over here!" LOL

  • @mylo8294
    @mylo8294 6 років тому +54

    Converted rice lmao

    • @JordanPerrier
      @JordanPerrier 4 роки тому +1

      I don't get it

    • @christufuhh
      @christufuhh 4 роки тому +3

      J Perr Rice is white, Master Genius is black

    • @breakingcycles741
      @breakingcycles741 4 роки тому +26

      Uncle Ben's Converted Rice. It's an old stereotypical black joke like Aunt Jemima pancake syrup.

  • @WinslowLeach1974
    @WinslowLeach1974 3 роки тому +40

    "Hey whose fuckin' welfare check you gotta cash to get a shinebox around here?"
    Sorry I just noticed a severe lack of bad shinebox jokes under this clip.

  • @rainman42
    @rainman42 4 роки тому +17

    Anyone who disliked this or doesnt think this show is 1 of the best in HISTORY then i feel sorry for you...ive seen the series all the way through about 20 times no joke...my fav show of all time( then house and breaking bad)

    • @thedarkkontroller8160
      @thedarkkontroller8160 3 роки тому

      Yep best show ever. Some people say it was the wire but no it aint. The wire was to depressing and down right bold. Sopranos even at deaths and downfalls was so fun to watch and funny.

    • @wot4606
      @wot4606 3 роки тому +5

      Nobody cares

    • @thedarkkontroller8160
      @thedarkkontroller8160 3 роки тому +2

      @@wot4606 let me borrow your Batman technology so i can learn other things "nobody cares about"

    • @wot4606
      @wot4606 3 роки тому

      @@thedarkkontroller8160 No

    • @Jukeboksi
      @Jukeboksi 3 роки тому +1

      You watch shit

  • @cedrictripp2189
    @cedrictripp2189 3 роки тому +80

    I never understood the "semi hooked-up" line, at this point Christopher was a member of the crew.

    • @novak1015
      @novak1015 3 роки тому +47

      He wasnt a made gut yet the cop just knew he associats with them and is tony sopranos cousin

    • @jottaz144
      @jottaz144 3 роки тому +16

      He was associated but wasnt made

    • @Youre_Right
      @Youre_Right 3 роки тому +11

      @@novak1015 He was Carmellas cousin. Not Tony’s. So he would be Tony’s cousin in law if that’s even such a thing.

    • @jonathanl3068
      @jonathanl3068 3 роки тому +33

      @@Youre_Right i loved him like a cousin in law

    • @atyourservice
      @atyourservice 3 роки тому

      @TheShqipe98 Omg that's just sick !

  • @guatemalantomcat
    @guatemalantomcat 9 місяців тому +1

    "what am I, Mark Fuhrman?" Is such an underrated line.

  • @funasylumstudio
    @funasylumstudio 3 роки тому +12

    Bokeem Woodbine is one of my favorite actors cause of this and his role in Fargo

  • @sunsfan1246
    @sunsfan1246 3 роки тому +19

    I wish they would have done more with those burger baskets. They were my favorite on the show

  • @purplesword5536
    @purplesword5536 5 років тому +37

    So chrissy goes to a predominantly black 🍔 burger joint after Broadway

    • @waynebarry2597
      @waynebarry2597 4 роки тому +4

      Purple Sword 5 should he get a cookie for doing that?

    • @wjatube
      @wjatube 3 роки тому +5

      If you've ever been to Broadway post show you'd know that reservations are booked far in advance at the decent places. The best you can do is get walking food. I once walked for two hours just to get a slice and couldn't find one until I got back to Penn station.

    • @Dominian1
      @Dominian1 3 роки тому +4

      @@wjatube Yeah, New York is unbelievable. Once tried to get breakfast at 5am due to jetlag. Forget about it. We walked around 2hrs until some fucking shop finally opened at 7am at times square. Any other big city you got options 24/7. In NY it's all overpriced, overbooked trash that only serves the 8to5 crowd. Even the cool clubs are long gone. If you go to a restaurant they will pack you like rats because space is so expensive. No wonder the people who can do home office are all moving out of the city now. Living standard is garbage there compared to any small town with a 24/7 fast food place and people who actually own cars.

  • @pops1507
    @pops1507 2 роки тому +4

    "Humming the scenery" LOVE IT

  • @6680thSOG
    @6680thSOG 3 роки тому +18

    Homie with the blue hat 🤣

  • @nflcasual_
    @nflcasual_ 3 роки тому +11

    ‘And be one of those wives like Carmela soprano’ LMFAO her wanting to move coke and make money through the club led to her death

  • @wacobob56dad
    @wacobob56dad 3 роки тому +17

    I like how he was served when he said he was with the Vipers.

    • @ericfeick4270
      @ericfeick4270 3 роки тому +1

      What is that your girl Scout troop?

  • @Gabagool93
    @Gabagool93 3 роки тому +6

    1:54 lmao that dudes facial expression looks like he was about to risk it all.

  • @sunsfan1246
    @sunsfan1246 Рік тому +3

    “Yo donnie brasco!” 😆

  • @OneHungLee
    @OneHungLee 9 місяців тому +1

    “Yo hairnet central, what am I back here? Mark Fuhrman?”

  • @TheJcg14
    @TheJcg14 3 роки тому +186

    Bro no rappers has ever dressed like this😂😂😂 In 99 people was rocking Timberlands and Jerseys Not High waisted pants from the 70s🤣🤣

    • @pjetrs
      @pjetrs 3 роки тому +41

      Gotta agree but then theres always that weirdo (Flavor Flav) who could pull something of like this haha

    • @yodabaki970
      @yodabaki970 3 роки тому +63

      Yeha you can tell the writers didn't know a lot about rap at the time and more wanted to make a point about criminality and the music industry and how that aspect being taken by African Americans is another sign of the mobs decline. Shame the execution was off because it's an interesting premise and honest I wish they'd brought back the character as the shot rapper I season 6.

    • @drip7782
      @drip7782 3 роки тому +9

      They were wearing straight 90s

    • @h.epennypacker2598
      @h.epennypacker2598 3 роки тому +19

      Master P bitches

    • @ragehammer2212
      @ragehammer2212 3 роки тому +4

      He was a holdover from an earlier era.

  • @d3vi0uz1
    @d3vi0uz1 8 місяців тому +1

    Chrissy: yo I know what time it is!

  • @louismatassa9105
    @louismatassa9105 3 роки тому +13

    A total classic 📺 scene!

  • @billbixby557
    @billbixby557 3 роки тому +29

    Massive Genius and Chrissy made a small fortune with some Easter baskets...allegedly.

    • @Scripner
      @Scripner 3 роки тому

      Rofl

    • @easyto
      @easyto 3 роки тому +3

      I don't even know what that is. And to tell you the turth I don't wanna know.

  • @vinto34
    @vinto34 3 роки тому +19

    The 25 dislikes ended up getting converted rice.

  • @JacquesMesrine94
    @JacquesMesrine94 3 роки тому +8

    1:54 fifty cent's younger brother

  • @BillyBattsandtheShineboxes
    @BillyBattsandtheShineboxes Рік тому +2

    Dialogue felt like the start of a new set of GTA missions in that last scene

  • @Veldtian1
    @Veldtian1 3 роки тому +7

    UA-cam feeding me irresistible Soprano little life lesson tidbits on the daily.

  • @tanveerhasan2382
    @tanveerhasan2382 3 роки тому +9

    2:00 is that 50 cent?

  • @TrueSake
    @TrueSake 3 роки тому +8

    Dude called Chris "Donnie Brasco" and he said "yeah?"
    Would've thought he'd be insulted.

    • @JasonJones-ty1xb
      @JasonJones-ty1xb 3 роки тому +7

      I don't think he was worried about that, I think he was more worried about getting jumped, which is why he handed Ade the food.

    • @entertainme7523
      @entertainme7523 3 роки тому +8

      @@JasonJones-ty1xb that's so he could draw his gun

    • @gannon8594
      @gannon8594 3 роки тому +1

      I thought that was hilarious

    • @wawawuu1514
      @wawawuu1514 3 роки тому +5

      But Chwistofuh absolutely loves being recognized as a wiseguy. Remember when he buys all the newspapers with his name?

  • @ellemoe2919
    @ellemoe2919 3 роки тому +9

    I have a feeling that Margot Robbie’s Naomi and Harley Quinn acting styles were influenced by Adriana

    • @tyrellcobb4665
      @tyrellcobb4665 3 місяці тому

      But can she do Diarrhea as good as Adrianna?

  • @thesegawarrior2980
    @thesegawarrior2980 3 роки тому +9

    Who's box you gotta shine to get a burger over here?

  • @themonk957
    @themonk957 Рік тому +2

    I thought dave chappelle had entered the player haters ball😂😂

  • @WorshipInTruth
    @WorshipInTruth 3 роки тому +30

    "Semi-hooked up with the Tony Soprano crew"..... Seems like the cop was down playing his connections, maybe hoping for something to pop off.

    • @Aivottaja
      @Aivottaja 3 роки тому +3

      He probably meant he knew he was an associate instead of a made man. But you could still be right.

    • @Sengg0
      @Sengg0 3 роки тому +4

      I always found it weird that a random New York cop would know New Jersey mob associates and tell this shit to a random bystander on top of that.

    • @WorshipInTruth
      @WorshipInTruth 3 роки тому +6

      @@Sengg0 That actually isn't that strange at all.

    • @vensonj
      @vensonj 2 роки тому

      He wasn’t made yet

  • @JSL2000
    @JSL2000 3 роки тому +96

    Brilliant acting. I think this scene really brings home what low lives the mafia were. Arrogant and dismissive. Smashing the New York Mob has to be Mayor Giuliani's greatest achievement (alongside the thousands who worked on it for him)

    • @lewistaylor6241
      @lewistaylor6241 3 роки тому +10

      Shame Giuliani topped it all off by getting caught on camera intending to fuck a girl he thought was fifteen lol...

    • @JSL2000
      @JSL2000 3 роки тому +18

      @@lewistaylor6241 All that stupidity was a prank and I wouldn't read into any of it. Giuliani did a great job as mayor.

    • @brianpeterson5559
      @brianpeterson5559 3 роки тому +7

      js2000 intelligent comment, so rare on here.couldnt agree more👍

    • @scottmatheson3346
      @scottmatheson3346 3 роки тому +11

      @@JSL2000 it wasn't a prank on rudy's part, he was into it, and there's no reading in. best to just admit your guy's failing.

    • @danhibiki3359
      @danhibiki3359 3 роки тому +2

      @@JSL2000 Now all destroyed thanks to Commie DiBlasio lol

  • @whitedevil4435
    @whitedevil4435 Рік тому +10

    "I m lookin for a burger not converted rice"
    Lol 🤣😂🤣

  • @joshuafult84
    @joshuafult84 8 місяців тому +1

    " He's only bold cuz he can smoke a cigarette in the rain with his hands tied behind his back "

  • @Dutc308
    @Dutc308 3 роки тому +16

    You know chris was carrying shooting his mouth off like that!😂😂

    • @lean.2366
      @lean.2366 3 роки тому +2

      @Thomas dxb chris could shoot a bullet from his nose

    • @mauricehawkins1147
      @mauricehawkins1147 3 роки тому +1

      He would’ve never did this in real life They Would’ve beat him down if not killed him cmon this is not reality!!

    • @albertandrews130
      @albertandrews130 3 роки тому +1

      @@mauricehawkins1147 In the criminal world it takes one to know one. They didn't need the cop to tell them that he was a wiseguy. They all have the same objective, namely to further their criminal enterprises. The rappers knew exactly what to expect of Chris and let it pass. They are not as stupid as you presume them to be.

    • @kevinkibble8342
      @kevinkibble8342 2 роки тому

      @@albertandrews130 Yeah, some Italian looking/sounding guy, in New York, dressed like that, shooting his mouth off with racial comments, in a room where the only other white person is his girlfriend. They probably figured out why he had the balls to do such a thing.

  • @chrissaenz6213
    @chrissaenz6213 3 роки тому +2

    2:13 "My name is Orange J, in a bottle by Ocean Spray".

  • @Dominian1
    @Dominian1 3 роки тому +103

    Chris looks more like he's in the jewish mob than an Italian.

  • @incarnateTheGreat
    @incarnateTheGreat 3 роки тому +18

    I guess the food is good there....

  • @Despond
    @Despond 3 роки тому +3

    Whenever I am in line for food I bark out that line: "Hey who's fuckin' welfare check you gotta cash in to get a around 'ere?".

  • @vincent5318
    @vincent5318 3 роки тому +4

    If it wasn't television he would have never made it home.

  • @raymondrocco8607
    @raymondrocco8607 3 роки тому +3

    Christopher is the Goat LOL

  • @chloedog47
    @chloedog47 2 роки тому +3

    The look of disdain on Chrissy's face after he orders a coupla three burger baskets 👍

  • @stillcovalent
    @stillcovalent 3 роки тому +4

    1:14 yeah, anti-Italian discrimination is REAL!

  • @mrhyde7431
    @mrhyde7431 3 роки тому +2

    Chris was fearless

    • @vensonj
      @vensonj 2 роки тому

      No he was stupid..that’s why his own cousin killed him

  • @nicksandz3209
    @nicksandz3209 3 роки тому +3

    Up in da club, up in da club, up in the club!!!!

  • @roxannemua9350
    @roxannemua9350 3 роки тому +2

    2:30 dude talking to Christopher gives me some Eazy E vibes anyone else feel that

    • @big_boi_josh2766
      @big_boi_josh2766 2 роки тому +1

      Gives me generic thug vibes if that's what u meant

    • @xman777b
      @xman777b 8 місяців тому

      ​@@big_boi_josh2766 lol

  • @theseattlegreen1871
    @theseattlegreen1871 3 роки тому +4

    I'm sure no one spit in Chrissy's chicken after all the nice remarks he made

    • @tayshaunprince-pc9xi
      @tayshaunprince-pc9xi 2 місяці тому +1

      A lot of things like Furio beatinf the French scammer happen off the camera in the show, we never got to actually see Chris and Ade eat their order and for all we know there could have been some mucus between the lettuce and onions

  • @angelogandolfo4174
    @angelogandolfo4174 3 роки тому +6

    1:22 - the Cop is like “wtf? Only us cops are meant to get special treatment and jump the line, whatever it is we’re waiting for, wherever it is in town. This ain’t fair!!! What’s going on?! Just ‘coz of the crew he’s with…”. What goes around, etc… 😂

  • @skxlter5747
    @skxlter5747 3 роки тому +7

    If chris did this in Harlem he wouldve gotten shanked