Jason Manford Reads Out Hilarious Messages From The Crowd | First World Problems | Universal Comedy

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2024
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  • @Vtarngpb
    @Vtarngpb 3 місяці тому +25

    “…and you’ve got no socks on…”😂😬😭

  • @EvieVermont
    @EvieVermont 2 місяці тому +5

    The light switch thing is just so true and funny!

  • @billyhills9933
    @billyhills9933 2 місяці тому +23

    I've got a Tupperware drawer if, by Tupperware, you mean old plastic Chinese takeaway containers that have been through the dish washer.

    • @richard6440
      @richard6440 Місяць тому +5

      If by dishwasher, you mean me with a sponge, then yes :)

    • @LarisaC.
      @LarisaC. Місяць тому

  • @EvieVermont
    @EvieVermont 2 місяці тому +2

    The wine thing I can relate to! 😂

  • @remusgrrrl
    @remusgrrrl 2 місяці тому +5

    I've done the phone one when using the flashlight on it and then want to call someone to ask them if they know where the item is and I can't find my phone.

  • @jamesedrupt1582
    @jamesedrupt1582 2 місяці тому +2

    Mary from Runcorn 😅😅😅

  • @brymorian
    @brymorian Місяць тому +2

    At long last a FUNNY proper new comedian

    • @steve_and_lolas_hikes
      @steve_and_lolas_hikes Місяць тому +3

      New....where have you been hiding? 😂😂

    • @neviatha
      @neviatha Місяць тому +1

      you view ikea furniture as antiques?

    • @GamingRobioto
      @GamingRobioto 19 годин тому

      New? He's been around for at least 15 years

  • @helenbaumander3953
    @helenbaumander3953 3 місяці тому +6

    It definitely says something about the difference between Canada and the UK that the Tupperware one sounds normal to me and not posh.

    • @tin-n-tan
      @tin-n-tan 2 місяці тому

      He's taking the pi55.

    • @EvieVermont
      @EvieVermont 2 місяці тому

      Tupperware in US is plastic and soooo 1970’s

    • @richard6440
      @richard6440 Місяць тому

      @@EvieVermont Plastic tubs full of chinese food , that you get delivered to your house , eat the food, then wash the tubs clean. Presto! Tupperware then didnt cost you anything. :)

    • @lordprotector3367
      @lordprotector3367 5 днів тому

      I think it might be more that they have a drawer specially for it?

  • @MF_JONES
    @MF_JONES 3 місяці тому +19

    When you want to tell the police what your uncle did to you but he threatens to post the pictures online

    • @pred8r273
      @pred8r273 2 місяці тому +1

      There's some proper nutters in this comment section

    • @pred8r273
      @pred8r273 2 місяці тому +2

      There's some proper butters in this comment section

  • @zuhalter0071
    @zuhalter0071 3 місяці тому +12

    Apparently, I'm "Posh"... but the issue in my house is completely the opposite!
    I've got 30 some dishes, and can never find a dang lid that fits!

  • @tedspens
    @tedspens 3 місяці тому +5

    Comedy is the universal language, just most people don't get it.

  • @beng4186
    @beng4186 2 місяці тому +1

    What kitchen doesn't have a tupperware drawer?! Not sure what the UK is like, but tupperware is fairly working class here..

  • @CeartGoLeor86
    @CeartGoLeor86 2 місяці тому +3

    Dame Judi strikes again with the dog poo in the tree.

  • @sheffkev
    @sheffkev 2 місяці тому

    🤣🤣🤣

  • @reneethorn145
    @reneethorn145 3 місяці тому +9

    I can't understand the problem with swapping the batteries from the kid's toys for your vibrator 🤔 it's mostly likely evening/night time, so the child is probably asleep 🤨

    • @jcdenton166
      @jcdenton166 3 місяці тому +1

      its just weird mate

    • @reneethorn145
      @reneethorn145 3 місяці тому

      @@jcdenton166 you've clearly never been a woman who needs to achieve a climax?! 😘

    • @stereoroid
      @stereoroid 3 місяці тому

      Fast forward to the morning 🌅

    • @HunterShows
      @HunterShows 3 місяці тому +1

      Like how do you think these kids got there...

    • @reneethorn145
      @reneethorn145 3 місяці тому

      @@HunterShows like, I don't know!? 🤦🏻‍♀️

  • @Pompey-Lad-800
    @Pompey-Lad-800 3 місяці тому

    😂😅

  • @jackodonnell9365
    @jackodonnell9365 3 місяці тому +11

    Even Stevie wonder can see he looks nothing like Michael McIntyre

  • @LarisaC.
    @LarisaC. Місяць тому

    The socks. 🤮

  • @Deadhorseflogger
    @Deadhorseflogger Місяць тому +1

    When you’ve paid to watch a comedy show and have to write the material yourself

  • @johnjames4834
    @johnjames4834 2 місяці тому +2

    everyday my neighbour picks up dog poo in a see through bag and walks up and down outside my window
    i dont have a dog but i was tempted to poo in a bag and walk up and down outside her window
    i said to her put it in a carrier bag
    she said thats a waste of a bag
    i said use the same bag

  • @DAKESIS17
    @DAKESIS17 2 місяці тому +1

    What a joke... How to fill in the time you are supposed to be funny by reading other ppls jokes. Nice way to make a living... Sort of an analogue social network:)

    • @Bromley68
      @Bromley68 2 місяці тому +2

      Shame you didn't think of it first eh?

    • @DAKESIS17
      @DAKESIS17 2 місяці тому

      @@Bromley68 im not a comedian eh?

    • @Bromley68
      @Bromley68 2 місяці тому +8

      @@DAKESIS17 You said it

    • @HeathSims-dz7rp
      @HeathSims-dz7rp 2 місяці тому +9

      This bit isn’t about him being funny. It’s about crowd participation/interaction. The audience also enjoys the experience.

    • @ferrumignis
      @ferrumignis Місяць тому

      @@DAKESIS17 _"im not a comedian eh?"_
      That much is obvious. Apparently you've never been to a live stand up either.