Spider-Man could legally sue Jameson for deformation and harassment. Also, there were times where Jameson falsely said Spider-Man was a terrorist and traitor to the human race.
Jameson called Spider-Man a terrorist? What?! Green goblin, rhino, doc ock those guys are fucking terrorists. Hell after the Demon bombings at the Osborn Rally in Spider-Man for the ps5 Jameson on his podcast goes “I know people think I blame everything on Spider-Man, but where was he when the bombs went off why couldn’t he have come and saved us,”
Yes. He can sue. And yes any court would rule in his favor. But he won't ever win. Firstly he would never see a cent of the payout he might earn because it would be made out to Spiderman and not Peter. And as Spidey learned long ago. He can't cash that kind of thing in no matter how much he would like to. Because Spiderman is an alias and not his real name. So he would have to out his public persona to get the money, or donate it to charity. Secondly he would be out of a job. The Daily Bugle would go under and he would lose his job. Also no other newspaper would dare to run a story about Spiderman for fear of being sued.
@@Kennywatsthere is a comic about that- spider man ended up giving up 300 million in order to get the guy writing the things to wear a chicken costume while apologising for lying
And he really shouldn't. Matt Murdock is one of the worst lawyers in the business. Yes, his powers makes him one of the skilled people on the bench. His Daredevil persona causes him to miss trials, fail to do research, and causing him to lean on Franklin Percy "Foggy" Nelson to do most of the work for him. And Foggy has his own cases to do. And then there is Matt's greatest weakness. Woman. Elektra is the most famous example but by no means the only one. The guy dated Typhoid Mary! If a lady is involved at any level of this lawsuit and Matt is doomed.
@@Kennywats I like how most of us comic fans that read Marvel & DC can agree that yes, the running meta joke is that Batman and Daredevil *literally* have the same problems (minus being permanently blind).
@Kennywats while a do agree with your opinion somewhat on Matt but when it comes to his close friends or a case he really is completely locked in he is like trying to run away from a tracking and homing bullet in a open field plus he can tell when a lie is made via hearing your heartbeat and he can in a sense see more then what most would
@@KennywatsI dun o the two seem like really good friends there's even a panel in one of the comics with Daredevil hugging Spider-man. Its understated but they're good allies
He actually did this in a comic. SpiderMan: After years of slander. I know why he hates me. Cuz I’m black JJJ: What? I-I-I didn’t know. I have nothing against. I don’t even. SpiderMan: Nah I’m joking. In the end Peter Parker was added to the lawsuit for helping the Bugle for years with pictures and SpiderMan needed to settle. Because he was suing himself at that point
Which, given it was another supe' that was his lawyer, is a really stupid thing to happen. If you're on the prosecuting side of a civil lawsuit, always check with the client BEFORE calling in a new Witness. She-hulk fucked up on that one, if he'd gone for Matt Murdock like in this skit, he'd probably have won outright, if for the sole reason that Matt knows Peter Parker is spiderman and therefore wouldn't have even considered making that fuck up. I genuinely hope that out there, there's a cut panel with spiderman saying to She-Hulk "Because you didn't ask me before calling in another witness and adding them to the Suit, I've just lost out on a million dollars, because you made me sue myself. Thank you for that, please consider the possibility of secret identies in an future cases where you're representing masked supers'"
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 If memory serves, while She-Hulk was helping, she wasn't leading the case, one of her employees was. (I think his name was Pudge or something?) He was a huge Spider-Man fan and it was his decision to add Peter to the witnesses and suit.
@@ShadyDoorags Fair enough, it's still fucking stupid for a lawyer not to consult the client of a civil suit before adding a new witness for your prosecution.
@@Guyontheinternet469 to be fair, JJJ had been anti-racist since 60's. That's a terrible argument, but his best friend is black. When JJJ isn't focused on Spider-man, he is actually a great journalist and has some decent qualities as a man
One thing I always liked about Jameson is that in the comics when Peter tells him that he’s Spider-Man he basically does a complete 180. He couldn’t trust some anonymous guy, but he can trust Peter.
Tbf there are some comic issues where JJJ knows peter is spiderman and helps him such as the issue where sandman dies. And JJJ has revealed why he hates spiderman.
Funny part is. This did actually happen in the comics. Except Spidey had She-Hulk as his lawyer. Edit: If Spidey had a dollar for every "clever" "He lost cause of she-hulk" joke in the replies he wouldn't need to sue Jameson.
@@duelist4512If I was a betting person, he’d probably need to reveal himself to win OR he realized he’d be out of a job. Now we wait for someone who actually read the comic to answer…
@@edrianraneses5864I mean, the supervillains he's funded did cause quite a bit of trouble that he didn't intend, so it's safe to say he took a hit on that.
In the comics this happens, only Spidey ends up dropping the case halfway through when he discovers that Peter Parker would also be held accountable for the defamation, since he always supplied the pictures used in the articles.
@@gerstein03 | It's not like he ever got Spidey's permission for any of those pics though, right? If I remember correctly the judge wasn't opposed to Peter fighting such a ruling, but it'd require him coming to court to testify, which may have been a LITTLE tricky with Spiderman already in the room.
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth a) all those pictures are taken in public where you don't have the expectation of privacy b) Spiderman would have to actually press the issue in order for that to matter and c) even if neither of the above were the case, using someone's image without consent is still a completely separate issue from defamation
@@gerstein03 If I understand the comic correctly, the lawyer added Parker to the lawsuit without consulting Spider-Man. And we're some of those pictures taken of Peter fighting in labs/buildings with security clearance?
@@boy123istacken In the court Spider-Man said and I quote " I don't wish to put Peter Parker to pay me anything as he had taken just the picture which I do look very beautiful in So I will not press charges towards Peter Parker " and so Peter didn't had to pay anything
The beginning conversation reminds of the landmarking photos in Spider Man 2018 on PS4. You go so high and you get good photos of landmarks around NYC.
I bet Jameson knows that Peter is Spider Man, but doesn't reveal it to keep getting cheap yet great quality photos of Spiderman that no one else can get.
fun fact: there's a comic where a spider-man fan sues JJJ for defamation (he intends to give the money to spider-man) they were going pretty well in the trial, winning at every turn, and than the guy Sueing jameson decided to also sue peter parker for taking the photo's. just when things where looking up for spider-man...
The fact that this actually happened in the comics is so fucking hilarious, and JJJ's punishment was even more hilarious. He had to wear a chiken suit in front of the daily bugle.
If anything Peter should've acted more aggressively considering that if the Daily Bugle loses this case then EVERYONE from Betty to Eddie gets put out of a job.
For the first question, couldn't he have said that he just asks spiderman to get him up? As far as I'm aware, he told J. Jonah that he knows spiderman and that's how he takes such good photos of him.
1:28 Like 75% of the internet saying "they're gonna kill all the Furries" is for comedic effect, right? 1:40 Matt Murdock is a great lawyer! He was able to get the "murder" charges dropped against Spider-Man after his identity was revealed! (No Way Home) 0:15 Why is there an impostor disguising himself as Betty Brant?
In the comics, there are superhero laws for that as far as i know. That's how this lawsuit actually happened there. For any other media, I'm not actually sure, but i would assume that superhero laws would still exist at some point.
What's funny is that, this did happen. Spiderman won but couldn't accept money due to not revealing his identity. So the judge made JJ wear a chicken outfit and try to apologize to everyone. Spiderman did it as well as a way to joke around with JJ
He could have said that Matt Murdock is not only a great lawyer but also a closest friend of him and Aunt May and he cares a lot of blind people cause, that way Peter could have got away with yelling without sounding suspicious or senselessly disresepectful and unprofessional.
1:45 Mr. Incredible got sued for saving Oliver Sansweet who apparently didn’t want to be saved and another sued was filed by the victims of the El-Train Accident, Mr. Incredible’s court losses cost the government millions with dozens of Hero lawsuits the world over.
"Well Spiderman you have a case. It's a slam dunk, you just need to reveal your identity and it's all set! Spiderman??" _window open and Spiderman nowhere to be found_
Please keep in mind that he actually knows Spiderman is a hero, hell in some comics he knows his secret identy, but he realase the papers to make profits. Every time someone has come after spiderman legally james johnah Jamason was the one who helped him. I forgot which comic it is though so dont ask.
Betty’s voice is so calm and soft, it is the PERFECT depiction of Betty.
You can’t fool me, that’s Dr.Girlfriend
It is perfect
You got me tho
i read this before she started talking 😢
That's how we know she's from Brooklyn.
Spider-Man could legally sue Jameson for deformation and harassment. Also, there were times where Jameson falsely said Spider-Man was a terrorist and traitor to the human race.
Jameson called Spider-Man a terrorist? What?! Green goblin, rhino, doc ock those guys are fucking terrorists. Hell after the Demon bombings at the Osborn Rally in Spider-Man for the ps5 Jameson on his podcast goes “I know people think I blame everything on Spider-Man, but where was he when the bombs went off why couldn’t he have come and saved us,”
Yes. He can sue. And yes any court would rule in his favor. But he won't ever win.
Firstly he would never see a cent of the payout he might earn because it would be made out to Spiderman and not Peter. And as Spidey learned long ago. He can't cash that kind of thing in no matter how much he would like to. Because Spiderman is an alias and not his real name. So he would have to out his public persona to get the money, or donate it to charity.
Secondly he would be out of a job. The Daily Bugle would go under and he would lose his job. Also no other newspaper would dare to run a story about Spiderman for fear of being sued.
Don't forget Jameson created the Scorpion and Spider-Slayers.
Yeah, Jameson is screwed
@@Kennywatsthere is a comic about that- spider man ended up giving up 300 million in order to get the guy writing the things to wear a chicken costume while apologising for lying
I like how he loses it when he makes fun of the Daredevil
And he really shouldn't. Matt Murdock is one of the worst lawyers in the business. Yes, his powers makes him one of the skilled people on the bench. His Daredevil persona causes him to miss trials, fail to do research, and causing him to lean on Franklin Percy "Foggy" Nelson to do most of the work for him. And Foggy has his own cases to do.
And then there is Matt's greatest weakness. Woman. Elektra is the most famous example but by no means the only one. The guy dated Typhoid Mary! If a lady is involved at any level of this lawsuit and Matt is doomed.
@@Kennywats I like how most of us comic fans that read Marvel & DC can agree that yes, the running meta joke is that Batman and Daredevil *literally* have the same problems (minus being permanently blind).
@Kennywats while a do agree with your opinion somewhat on Matt but when it comes to his close friends or a case he really is completely locked in he is like trying to run away from a tracking and homing bullet in a open field plus he can tell when a lie is made via hearing your heartbeat and he can in a sense see more then what most would
@@KennywatsI dun o the two seem like really good friends there's even a panel in one of the comics with Daredevil hugging Spider-man. Its understated but they're good allies
@@fenrirsrage4609 Yes they are friends but Daredevil still sucks as a lawyer.
JJ is lucky to have Dr. Girlfriend on his staff.
Oh damn, didn't expect to see you here
i thought the exact same thing
Ol' Monarch isn't paying what he used to
DR MRS THE MONARCH
@@kaelisprime9087damn right
He actually did this in a comic.
SpiderMan: After years of slander. I know why he hates me. Cuz I’m black
JJJ: What? I-I-I didn’t know. I have nothing against. I don’t even.
SpiderMan: Nah I’m joking.
In the end Peter Parker was added to the lawsuit for helping the Bugle for years with pictures and SpiderMan needed to settle. Because he was suing himself at that point
You also forgot the fact that Spider-Man would stop the lawsuit with Jonah if they wore chicken costumes for a day
Which, given it was another supe' that was his lawyer, is a really stupid thing to happen. If you're on the prosecuting side of a civil lawsuit, always check with the client BEFORE calling in a new Witness. She-hulk fucked up on that one, if he'd gone for Matt Murdock like in this skit, he'd probably have won outright, if for the sole reason that Matt knows Peter Parker is spiderman and therefore wouldn't have even considered making that fuck up.
I genuinely hope that out there, there's a cut panel with spiderman saying to She-Hulk "Because you didn't ask me before calling in another witness and adding them to the Suit, I've just lost out on a million dollars, because you made me sue myself. Thank you for that, please consider the possibility of secret identies in an future cases where you're representing masked supers'"
Miles foreshadowing?
@@kiritotheabridgedgod4178 If memory serves, while She-Hulk was helping, she wasn't leading the case, one of her employees was. (I think his name was Pudge or something?) He was a huge Spider-Man fan and it was his decision to add Peter to the witnesses and suit.
@@ShadyDoorags Fair enough, it's still fucking stupid for a lawyer not to consult the client of a civil suit before adding a new witness for your prosecution.
He was going to do it eventually let's be honest.
theres already a comic about that, actually!
@@shelbybunny name and number of issue plz
@@megasenpaiiid8768 She-Hulk Vol 1 #4 from 2004
@@Guyontheinternet469
That one is where Spiderman say "because i'm black"?
@@Guyontheinternet469 to be fair, JJJ had been anti-racist since 60's. That's a terrible argument, but his best friend is black. When JJJ isn't focused on Spider-man, he is actually a great journalist and has some decent qualities as a man
One thing I always liked about Jameson is that in the comics when Peter tells him that he’s Spider-Man he basically does a complete 180. He couldn’t trust some anonymous guy, but he can trust Peter.
That happened the second time. When he found out in Civil War, he sued him.
Welp.. It's about time Spidey stood up for himself against JJJ
Tbf there are some comic issues where JJJ knows peter is spiderman and helps him such as the issue where sandman dies. And JJJ has revealed why he hates spiderman.
I love how you gave Betty Brant the deepest voice out of the characters
Channelling Dr Girlfriend energy.
That's because it's not her it's a lawyer in disguise to serve him
Fun fact this was an actual comic
Wait really!?
@@DestroyerThedefender yeah it's she hulk vol.1 #4 from 2004
@@wellingtonafonsodecarvalho9842 oh cool, thx I'll have to check that out some time
@@DestroyerThedefender I just did. It's pretty funny.
@@Mourtzouphlos240this is how you do an adaptation of a comic 🗿
I’m surprised you haven’t made a joke about Spider-Man basically being the world first Onlyfans model.
Wait what
I hate the fact that that statement isn't at all inaccurate
@@ASimpleGodzillaFan nigga that's true
@@scar2377 That's literally what I just said
@@ASimpleGodzillaFan it was a question
Funny part is. This did actually happen in the comics. Except Spidey had She-Hulk as his lawyer.
Edit: If Spidey had a dollar for every "clever" "He lost cause of she-hulk" joke in the replies he wouldn't need to sue Jameson.
who won
JJJ or spider-man
@treeko101official spider man had to drop the case
@@possible-skeleton69why?
@@duelist4512If I was a betting person, he’d probably need to reveal himself to win OR he realized he’d be out of a job.
Now we wait for someone who actually read the comic to answer…
@@duelist4512because Peter Parker was part of the loosers team as a Daily Bugle employee
That: "Yurrrrrr right. I'm gonna go... before I say anything I'm going to regret." Got me good
Didn't Jameson literally fund and create supervillains to fight Spider-Man that ended up endangering innocent people?
Yes yes he did
Yes scorpion and spider slayers
And he should be held accountable for that and be responsible for his actions until the recent comic he did now
@@edrianraneses5864I mean, the supervillains he's funded did cause quite a bit of trouble that he didn't intend, so it's safe to say he took a hit on that.
@@indumatipngtuber2790 how?
It is completely on-brand for Jameson to dismiss someone because of their disability. 10/10 characterisation.
*second lawsuit for defamation against a disabled*
"The next Shane Dawson" Oh HELL no that's way outta pocket.
Who's Shane Dawson? Like a Michael Vick but with cats or something?
@@prestonjones1653no, Michael Vick only made the dogs fight
@@prestonjones1653kind of but instead of violence it's rape
oh boy.
Betty's voice sounds like her name would be Betty "The Boulder" Buford
Doctor Girlfriend
@@Mourtzouphlos240*Doctor Mrs The Monarch
In the comics this happens, only Spidey ends up dropping the case halfway through when he discovers that Peter Parker would also be held accountable for the defamation, since he always supplied the pictures used in the articles.
I'm not sure how that would make Peter need to be held accountable for anything. All he did was provide pictures. It's not like he wrote the articles
@@gerstein03 | It's not like he ever got Spidey's permission for any of those pics though, right? If I remember correctly the judge wasn't opposed to Peter fighting such a ruling, but it'd require him coming to court to testify, which may have been a LITTLE tricky with Spiderman already in the room.
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworthspiderman did give him permission
@@PotatoPatatoVonSpudsworth a) all those pictures are taken in public where you don't have the expectation of privacy b) Spiderman would have to actually press the issue in order for that to matter and c) even if neither of the above were the case, using someone's image without consent is still a completely separate issue from defamation
@@gerstein03
If I understand the comic correctly, the lawyer added Parker to the lawsuit without consulting Spider-Man.
And we're some of those pictures taken of Peter fighting in labs/buildings with security clearance?
Peter a bro for defending Matt
After that J. Jonah Jameson lost the case and he had to pay spider-man 20 Million dollars for damage
But 5 million of those dollars would have to be paid out by Peter Parker who is complicit.
@@boy123istacken In the court Spider-Man said and I quote " I don't wish to put Peter Parker to pay me anything as he had taken just the picture which I do look very beautiful in So I will not press charges towards Peter Parker " and so Peter didn't had to pay anything
I love it whenever Betty has a deep voice.
The beginning conversation reminds of the landmarking photos in Spider Man 2018 on PS4. You go so high and you get good photos of landmarks around NYC.
I bet Jameson knows that Peter is Spider Man, but doesn't reveal it to keep getting cheap yet great quality photos of Spiderman that no one else can get.
fun fact: there's a comic where a spider-man fan sues JJJ for defamation (he intends to give the money to spider-man) they were going pretty well in the trial, winning at every turn, and than the guy Sueing jameson decided to also sue peter parker for taking the photo's.
just when things where looking up for spider-man...
If he can’t get away with it through violence, he’ll win with the power of law. Or something like that.
All spidy has to do is call the IRS.
Caus we know he didn’t pay taxes for the tech he used to make scorpion
It's not defamation! When it's in print, it's libel. -JJ Jameson Spider-Man 2002
Love how he stands up for matt, he is a true friend
0:16 Well hi there Dr. Mrs. The Monarch
The fact that this has actually kinda happened in the comics.
The fact that this actually happened in the comics is so fucking hilarious, and JJJ's punishment was even more hilarious. He had to wear a chiken suit in front of the daily bugle.
J. Jonah Jameson getting sued by Spiderman, never thought I'd see the day.
There is a comic book of this
If anything Peter should've acted more aggressively considering that if the Daily Bugle loses this case then EVERYONE from Betty to Eddie gets put out of a job.
in the spiderman movies Jameson literally says outright why spiderman cant sue him since in the newpaper is libel so jameson will win that court case
No, you Very much Can sue For defamation In a Newspaper.
the Only difference Is slander Is spoken, In print It's libel.
But both Are defamation.
@@dr.blockcraft6633 both are defamation yes
can you use a newspaper for defamation? no
For the first question, couldn't he have said that he just asks spiderman to get him up? As far as I'm aware, he told J. Jonah that he knows spiderman and that's how he takes such good photos of him.
I thought matt murdock was a famous lawyer. Guess jjj didnt really knw lawyers that well.
And after Spider Man won the court case, his roommate Iceman took all the money and proceeded to waste it all on expensive stuff for the apartment!
Betty sounding like she just came pack from smoking a pack 😂
It's funny beacuse this actually happened in the cómics, it was going pretty well until Peter Parker got acussed as well
The funniest part to me is how Peter just has this fake suprised tone to his voice which so much funnier lol
1:28 Like 75% of the internet saying "they're gonna kill all the Furries" is for comedic effect, right?
1:40 Matt Murdock is a great lawyer! He was able to get the "murder" charges dropped against Spider-Man after his identity was revealed! (No Way Home)
0:15 Why is there an impostor disguising himself as Betty Brant?
Lmao Betty sounds like Dr. Girlfriend from Venture Bros.
Why does Betty legit sound like a 60-year old man who smokes every day, oml-💀
Dr. Girlfriend.
@@Mourtzouphlos240Dr Mrs The Monarch
Matt murduck, is best lawyers
When in doubt use *lack of female voice actress" works everytime
Honestly j Jonah's voice is perfect
Tony Stark: You are doomed JJ
I honestly see Peter doing that and wouldn’t surprise me if he actually did save a cat out of a tree
*later at court*
Judge:the court finds in favor of Spider-Man! *hits the gavel*
JJJ: S#$%...
Matthew Murdock may be blind, but he's a really good lawyer
I felt my soul leave my body through my nostrils after that Betty voice
this actually happened but it was She-hulk who represented spidey.
the immediate switch to peter parker mode is funny.
Realistically, could someone with a secret identity sue someone else in the state of new york?
Probably not as far as I am aware, but if you have a good lawyer then he might know a work around.
In the comics, there are superhero laws for that as far as i know. That's how this lawsuit actually happened there.
For any other media, I'm not actually sure, but i would assume that superhero laws would still exist at some point.
Another good video! I love how smug Peter's being!
Also, what has Betty been smoking?
🤨
From the sound of her voice I'd say about 4 packs a day.
@@robertjohnston-mp5im 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"She has that 3 pack a day voice."
@@keithharrissuwignjo2460 She's been smoking since those three or four packs everyday since the 60s. 😆😆
In the comic's this happened. Only that instead of Daredevil it was She-hulk
The funny thing is that an actual comic dub for when Spidey sues Jameson popped up immediately after the video ended😂
I want to be in that courtroom
"Is something wrong Omni- I mean Mr. Jameson?"
J Jonah Jameson laughing at a blind lawyer, that's not gonna look good at court
JJJ: Slander? I resent that in print it's libel
The look on Peter's face when he asks what's wrong LMAOOOO
My favorite part about Jay Johnson is when Green goblin comes and grab some and Jj refuse to tell him who Peter Parker is he deserves our respect
I love the Doctor Girlfriend voice used
Now they're gonna have to make court video next
I feel like JJ would know to be scared of Matthew Murdock, he's been part of a good number of big trails and has a good track record.
What's funny is that, this did happen. Spiderman won but couldn't accept money due to not revealing his identity. So the judge made JJ wear a chicken outfit and try to apologize to everyone. Spiderman did it as well as a way to joke around with JJ
He could have said that Matt Murdock is not only a great lawyer but also a closest friend of him and Aunt May and he cares a lot of blind people cause, that way Peter could have got away with yelling without sounding suspicious or senselessly disresepectful and unprofessional.
Notice that parker is smiling in almost every picture
This is the calmest J.J.J. I've ever heard
nvm saw the end part
I honestly want a part two of this 😂
Betty’s voice, Oscar-worthy.
I believe if it’s written, it’s legally described as Libel.
Fun fact: in the comics Peter's lawyer was She-Hulk
Spider-Man has to reveal his identity in order to sue.
In all honesty, Spidey should have done this years ago lol
JJJ: First of all defemation is different what we do is libel
Just imagine the internal laughing and grinning happening here.
Some of the stuff JJ has done in attempts to incriminate Spider-Man I'm surprised he's not in prison
The irony is that in the 1994 animated series Jonah hies Matt Murdock to be Peter's attorney when he's convicted on treason.
As soon as he said Matthew, I knew he was done
I love how Betty sounds like Jaboody's version of her.
Spider-Man 2099:
"That's not cannon peter..."
We need a continuation on this
Solid JJ energy
Dr. BETTY Girlfriend!
Betty has been smoking since the 60s
Your can hear the tiny sarcastic grin in Peter's voice.
Next part we gotta see jameson in the courtroom crying
For the record, Spider-Man has sued J. Jonah Jameson.
1:45 Mr. Incredible got sued for saving Oliver Sansweet who apparently didn’t want to be saved and another sued was filed by the victims of the El-Train Accident, Mr. Incredible’s court losses cost the government millions with dozens of Hero lawsuits the world over.
"Well Spiderman you have a case. It's a slam dunk, you just need to reveal your identity and it's all set! Spiderman??"
_window open and Spiderman nowhere to be found_
Your Christopher Daniel Barnes impression is really good dude!
I hope there's a part 2, lmao
Brevity is the soul of wit. C+
TIL prior to being Dr. MRS. The Monarch, she was Betty - assistant to J Jonah Jameson
i love this channel, its underrated
Betty eventually leaves the company and became an infamous Villain under her husband, the Monarch
Lore of Spider-Man sues J. Jonah Jameson... Momentum 100
Please keep in mind that he actually knows Spiderman is a hero, hell in some comics he knows his secret identy, but he realase the papers to make profits. Every time someone has come after spiderman legally james johnah Jamason was the one who helped him. I forgot which comic it is though so dont ask.
"Mistah Jamehsan" has the same energy as MISTAH JAY