he’s so real for that tho. every time i get a new machine for the kitchen it’s a whole new commitment that i have. cuz like i bought a waffle maker 2 years ago and i felt obligated to make waffles at least 3 times a week for the first like 4 months. and then like a year ago i got an ice cream machine and then i again felt the same obligation. it’s so bad. but now i lwk want to get a snow cone machine but i feel like it’s a bad idea. ig i could get like sugar free syrups and it wouldn’t be as bad for me but idkkk
@@luciaemerald at least some ppl get it 😂😂 im sureee based on the many videos he’s made about weed he just has a tolerance unlike Jake who I believe was the one who said he didn’t like to smoke very much. And I do not mean cigarettes ppl. Last comment I saw before typing this said “Jake obviously does smoke his fingers are almost brown” or something weird and I’m just in my head like no way these people don’t know they’re watching them after smoking a joint not a damn cigarette 😂😭😭😭
The fact they had the whole convo about getting cereal and then once they got to the cereal aisle they were like "why did we need to get cereal again?" is so real 😭
jake being high is like a rich child, and i love it sm😭 “if you want a coffee maker get it, but like make it memorable” 😭 i love them being able to show this, i feel like being high is a very vulnerable state because it makes u act in different ways (hence johnnie and jake switching personalities) and im glad they could share this
Last time I was high af my sister told me to try some edibles she got from work, I ended up consuming 500 mg of THC and started biting peoples feet! Luckily I was at home getting ready to go out to see a movie but I ended up passing out on my face after eating peoples feet and holding onto peoples legs😂 I’m not allowed to go near edibles again apparently
it puts your mind in an extremely comfortable state so you act completely at home, that’s if you’re in the “good high” a bad high at it’s worst can literally make you think about shit you’re afraid of and give you an ego death and change you on a personal level
Being high watching other be high is so fucking funny lol I'm just watching zoning out agreeing with them in every convo.Why does cereal sound so good rn though.
@@pinky1068 Johnny is an adult, im sure if there was an issue and it wasn't their online dynamic, im sure he's fully capable of talking to his housemate and best friend and communicate that. and also, the way they treat each other in these videos is just a bit
@@pinky1068 when did jake "bully" johnnie? do u mean the normal jokes between friends? if u dont get this and think its "bullying" then i really feel sorry for u its clear that u havent had any friends ur whole life.. jake always encourages johnnie and tells him hes beautiful even when johnnie starts bullying HIMSELF.. and johnnie himself said that jake helped him alot.. remember johnnie is an adult, even older than jake.. so if anyone was "bullying" him he would js leave easily.. he doesnt have to be friends w a "bully" for several years, calling him his best friend, doing everything w him, and even living w him right? so that doesnt make any sense.. please dont infer things from nothing
I feel like high Jake and Johnnie on camera is pretty much just normal Jake and Johnnie off camera. Chill, laid back, afraid of strangers, and craving snacks at all times. 😂
Dude you can tell how baked they are when talking to each other- they looked so confused and distraught- love yall this is one of the best videos. Actually hilarious 😂❤️
As someone who works retail, watching Jake put something he didn’t want back where it actually belonged makes me happy lol. Thank you Jake for not being a lazy douche 😂
20:38 the way Jake asked him if he’s always wanted one then he proceeds to tell him to get it is so sweet bro😭(watching this while I’m also high is an experience😂)
NEW NO NAME MERCH! Jakemerch.com
jake if i watch this high will i get the full experience
Do u eat poop ❤🎉
yay!😛ྀི🐺ྀི
I LOVE U PLS PUT A REESES CUP IN MY EAR
HIIIIIII
i think it’s funny how they basically switched personalities like johnnie is so talkative and goofy and jake is so quiet and chill😭
Dude yea haha
I love it
Jake has always been quiet and chill
Like Johnnie noticed things and got excited and Jake would slowly walk towards it like they actually completely switched
@lexycobb yeah but also at the trap house he was always very quiet I don't understand how people didn't realize he was autistic back then
Jake high : chilled,drowsy
Johnnie high: talkative, loud
I’m both it’s like Russian roulette when I smoke lol
@EmmaRaeWheeler-cd5elFR😭
Being high makes them the opposite of themselves 😂
they switched personalities lol
bro those are my two personalitys all the time XD
Jake: "I don't wanna get demonitzed" also Jake "were smoking meth"
Fr😂
frrr
REALLL 😭😭
Frr😂
They were not smoking Meth....
THE WAY THAT GIRL TRIED TO COME UP TO THEM 22:52 😭😭😭😭😭 ID BE SO EMBRASSED BROOO
FR
LMAO
i love how both of their personalities just seem clueless and disassociated when they’re high 💀
fr me too tho
I SEE YOU EVERYWHERE
@@chemicalcxnsumer have you seen me in your walls yet? 🥰
theyre just like me fr
Its almost like they swapped personalities 😭🤣
They’re so much nicer to eachother when high 😂
FRRRRR this is the first vid where they haven’t attacked each other 💀
That’s bc stoners are the nicest people usually! Compared to drunk assholes lol
One word...true
wonder if they're like this each other off camera too
they didn’t even hit on eachother much
Johnnie constantly telling Jake “We don’t need that” and Jake saying “just get it” to literally everything is so funny
Jake: “Vanilla bourbon” Johnnie: “that does not smell like vanilla burgers”
😂😂😂
"I just don't know if I'm ready to commit to, like, adopting a coffee machine."
-Johnnie Guilbert
he’s so real for that tho. every time i get a new machine for the kitchen it’s a whole new commitment that i have. cuz like i bought a waffle maker 2 years ago and i felt obligated to make waffles at least 3 times a week for the first like 4 months. and then like a year ago i got an ice cream machine and then i again felt the same obligation. it’s so bad. but now i lwk want to get a snow cone machine but i feel like it’s a bad idea. ig i could get like sugar free syrups and it wouldn’t be as bad for me but idkkk
sorry for the yapping tho
@@spoketothemoon lollllll
Going to be my senior quote 😭
@@utopia_jeonLOL SAME 😭😭Johnnie and Jake is lifeeeeeeee
they’re already naturally silly gooses, hitting the doink just amplifies it
Which is why its so lame. Not needed.
@@HeidisHereAndThere any jake and johnnie post is needed
@@HeidisHereAndThere any jake and johnnie videos are needed 😓
@@HeidisHereAndThere to each their own. It’s a good video nonetheless.
@@juliet1349 exactly.
Why does Johnnie seem so normal but Jake is genuinely confused 💀
Exactly like why is jake seem so much more high💀
diff tolerance probably
johnnie is probably more used to it than him lol he’s made videos about smoking
@@luciaemerald at least some ppl get it 😂😂 im sureee based on the many videos he’s made about weed he just has a tolerance unlike Jake who I believe was the one who said he didn’t like to smoke very much. And I do not mean cigarettes ppl. Last comment I saw before typing this said “Jake obviously does smoke his fingers are almost brown” or something weird and I’m just in my head like no way these people don’t know they’re watching them after smoking a joint not a damn cigarette 😂😭😭😭
frfr bro
3:57 “idk how im doing this i dont have a license” made me giggle
7:20
*Jake* :”vanilla bourbon?…”
*Johnnie* :“that does NOT smell like vanilla burgers..”
Thank goodness I am not the only one who noticed that
I literally died at that part 😂
I thought I was the only one😭
Lol
I thought I was the only one
Jake is so high that it makes Johnnie look like the less anxious one
you and @halotopp have almost the same pfp
It definitely helps the anxious be less anxious , sometimes it give the anxious panic attacks.. myself included 🥴
@@weedledeedum i don’t see it 😭
@@halotopp oh 😭
@@halotoppI do 🤓
22:51 the girl approaching them while these guys were high asf discussing which lego set to get is killing me
Real
NAH LITERALLY
I came to find this comment
Please it’s so funny
@@_.starr3_ same bahaha
Literally cried for an hour and then opened my phone and watched this through tears. This helped me calm down a lot.
Same
literally a month later but hope you're doing better dude !
The way they’re just crouched to the ground when they’re talking about the coffee maker for so long is making me laugh so hard 😂😂
Witchcraft with Doritos 😂
I think they crouched down to look at the coffee machines
Johnnie doesn't think about coffee, but I literally have dreams about it 😭
Then they figure it out and Jake blurts out “WHATS GOIN ON HERE” 😂😂😂
I read “it’s making me so hard” 😬
When they’re high, they switch personalities. Jake is quiet and Johnny is more active.
Ongggggg
johnnie*
Zoinking that doink is what im calling it from now on
Zoinking that doink
doinking that zoink
“Big zooted off maximum gas” 🤣💀
doinking that zoink
Zoinking that doink right now 😎
21:44 “sorry for making you indecisive”
Some real shit there
The fact they had the whole convo about getting cereal and then once they got to the cereal aisle they were like "why did we need to get cereal again?" is so real 😭
And then they didn't even end up getting the cereal they originally wanted 😭😂
I know 😭 I wanted to remind them so bad
Jake high: *sleepy drowsy*
Johnnie high: *really talkative*
🙏😭💀☠️
EXACTLY
its like they switched lol
Switched roles lmao
Literally me and my friend I always fall asleep
Jake’s hit him like a Mac truck. He was definitely zonked way more than Johnnie.
not johnnie pretending he didn't have a stoner phase in the beginning lmaoooo (I remember the b0ng tutorial)
Lol (btw 1 minute ago)
STOPP
Omg yes bahhahaa
Wait he did? I a new Jake and Johnnie fan
@@emilysioux2708 yhh scroll down to his older videos there's still evidence
The way that Johnnie got scared of his own reflection 5:27
Jake: "Vanilla bourbon" (candles)
Johnnie: "This does not smell like vanilla burgers" 💀💀
What part was that on I can’t find it
Oh I found it right after I asked it’s 7:20
19:01
@@LckilyAd180 why’d you comment that with no context
@@kennedychanpion7895 I completely forgot honestly
They are so much calmer then normal it’s so weird 😭😭😭
It's cuz they are ouuuutt offff ittt
they’re geeked lol
Right 😂
thats weed for u
This is the calmest I’ve seen Johnnie and Jake for some reason
😭😭literally the ADHD left
i wonder if it’s cuz they’re high
it might js be indica and that’s why
they were probably freaking out and trying not to show it
Cuz they zoinked that doink
The way they had a conversation about holding pants 😂😂😂😂
18:55 "I'm a victim of myself" is an unironically hard line
The 30-minute conversation about the coffee machine was hilarious 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Omg right 😂😂😂
The joint switched their personalities 😭
freaky friday type shit
@@kaitlynk3703fr
It's kinda weird but not all at the same time lol
10:18 "you get beans?"
"just get it" *slow frog blink*
THE RED HAIR IS ABSOLUTELY DEVOURINGG
-My Heart
REAL
fr
We have the same name
It looks so😍🔥
Jake and Johnnie having full blown conversations over random things is the funniest thing to me
They are so CALM in this video. It’s weird. Lol. Jake’s high face is hilarious.
5:28 took me OUT not johnnie getting scared of his own reflection I can’t😭🤣
The fact johnnie couldn’t commit to getting a coffee machine but committed to getting a hoverboard is hilarious 😂
HAHAH
And a whole switch 😂😂
jake being high is like a rich child, and i love it sm😭 “if you want a coffee maker get it, but like make it memorable” 😭 i love them being able to show this, i feel like being high is a very vulnerable state because it makes u act in different ways (hence johnnie and jake switching personalities) and im glad they could share this
LANGA PFP
@@Lancerrrssss YESS
It does, trust me. It turns off all ur rational decision makers
Last time I was high af my sister told me to try some edibles she got from work, I ended up consuming 500 mg of THC and started biting peoples feet! Luckily I was at home getting ready to go out to see a movie but I ended up passing out on my face after eating peoples feet and holding onto peoples legs😂 I’m not allowed to go near edibles again apparently
it puts your mind in an extremely comfortable state so you act completely at home, that’s if you’re in the “good high” a bad high at it’s worst can literally make you think about shit you’re afraid of and give you an ego death and change you on a personal level
BRO THAT GUITAR SOUND EFFECT EVERYTIME JAKE SAYS “BADASS”💀
That’s the funniest shi ever
the second read thisi heard the guitar
It's from the song Bad to the Bone :)
I giggled at this every time
@@AvaAlley-e4ksame lmao
Jake: "Keurigs are like vapes dude, coffee machines like a cigarette." 💀
johnnie saying "jake stop, youre gonna make me vomit." from anxiety because jake keeps yelling "help" instead of going up to someone is so real
i want to like this comment so bad but i legally cant cus its at 69 likes
(EDIT: Someone else broke the law so now I can like!)
24:08 is the time!
Frfr
21:55 "you're geeking out dude i love it" aww😭
“Panic at the target” made me laugh so aggressively I don’t know why-
Under 1 hour gang ❤
no but frrr
same
Me too lmao
Youre depressed
10:20 not me just vibing to Riptide in the bg
jake became eepy and quiet after getting high, johnnie was just himself and vibin` lol
Being high watching other be high is so fucking funny lol I'm just watching zoning out agreeing with them in every convo.Why does cereal sound so good rn though.
doing the same rn 😭
Same😭😭🤡
Literally smoked before watching this 😂😂
No literally. Me realizing they're literally me and my bff when we're high together 😂
Uhmmm
Johnnie getting wierded out by his reflection is sooooo funnyyyy
you saw that too 😂😂
I was looking for that comment 😂 he was sooo cute and confused oml
Literally 😭
What time?
@@emooy 5:29
8:58 I love how Jake looks like he's do clueless like bros in another univers😂
Theyre so calm and nice to each other in this vid its refreshing lmfao
yah this is almost the calmest theyve ever been in a store video.. i think drugs really calms them down lol its so cute
YES at least Jake isnt bullying him like he usually does it always makes me feel SO bad for Johnnie
@@pinky1068 Johnny is an adult, im sure if there was an issue and it wasn't their online dynamic, im sure he's fully capable of talking to his housemate and best friend and communicate that. and also, the way they treat each other in these videos is just a bit
@@pinky1068 when did jake "bully" johnnie? do u mean the normal jokes between friends? if u dont get this and think its "bullying" then i really feel sorry for u its clear that u havent had any friends ur whole life.. jake always encourages johnnie and tells him hes beautiful even when johnnie starts bullying HIMSELF.. and johnnie himself said that jake helped him alot.. remember johnnie is an adult, even older than jake.. so if anyone was "bullying" him he would js leave easily.. he doesnt have to be friends w a "bully" for several years, calling him his best friend, doing everything w him, and even living w him right? so that doesnt make any sense.. please dont infer things from nothing
@@_g0r3c0r3Bud typed a whole paragraph💀🙏
21:42 "Sorry for making you indecisive" is something i need people to tell me on an everyday basis
nahhh frrrr 😭😭
I feel like high Jake and Johnnie on camera is pretty much just normal Jake and Johnnie off camera. Chill, laid back, afraid of strangers, and craving snacks at all times. 😂
Dude you can tell how baked they are when talking to each other- they looked so confused and distraught- love yall this is one of the best videos. Actually hilarious 😂❤️
The way they just girl mathed themselves through this whole shopping trip is so funny
they did some real girl shipping 😂
5:27 when johnnie gets scared of his own reflection & just laughs it off had me deaddd 😂
Me to
@@Crayon-xo5nitoo*
LOOOOOL you noticed that too
0:39
@@samiraosman46 yess haha
Their friendship is so fun, they seem to make each other really comfortable and it’s nice
7:20 “that does not smell like vanilla burgers” 😂😂😂
“i don’t want people to know i have a butt” literally my level of social anxiety johnnie u get me
The sound affect when Jake says badass IS KILLING ME I HAVE TO KEEP COMING BACK TO THIS VID
11:15 “you make the coffee and then you can pour milk and shit in it”
“yeah, yeah i’ve heard about that”
😭
3:03 LMFAOO 😭🤣 “I’m thinking real quick” mad nervous to get a cart hahaha me asfff
i don’t think i’ve ever seen Jake look this defeated and tired but calm 😭
As someone who works retail, watching Jake put something he didn’t want back where it actually belonged makes me happy lol. Thank you Jake for not being a lazy douche 😂
If I saw Johnie at target while recording I’d scream “JŒEAGHNIIIIAAAEEEEEEEIIIIIIII”
20:29 Johnnie saying "Thank you so much dude" just does stuff to me man
🤨
Jake being a lightweight stoner is the funniest piece of information I could have received
20:38 the way Jake asked him if he’s always wanted one then he proceeds to tell him to get it is so sweet bro😭(watching this while I’m also high is an experience😂)
that's exactly what i'm doing rn
The way their so zooted made me pass away😂❤
Why is nobody talking about how spot on Jonnie’s Chewbacca impression was at 22:54
his yoshi Impression too
And the yoshies lol 24:55
The yoshi was wild lol
Or the girl behind them a little before that 😂
Plus that random girl on ft
5:28 JOHNNIE LOOKING AT HIMSELF IN THE MIRROR THEN GIGGLES IS FUNNY ASF 😭 💀
Fr 😭😭😂 id be like him if I went out in public high
Why are they a lot more calmer and not as loud when high 😭😭 love that for them
7:19 "vanilla bourbon"
"that does not smell like vanilla burgers"
Jake looks so high and Johnnie looks perfectly normal
26:20 the “i can’t wait to play switch with you” is so wholesome 😭 i like how nice they are to each other when they’re high
The fact they had like a 15 minute conversation about drinks on the ground 😂😂.
Time stamp????
@@emilylefever5653 huh
14:35 the way johnnie knew that was kpop cereal when he was high
5:27 johnnie getting a mirror jumpscare 😭
frrr so accurate when u look at yourself while are u high af
🤣🤣🤣
Dude I didn't even notice that thank you so much I laughed so hard going to that timestamp
☠️☠️☠️
Dude the whole coffee conversation has me dead 💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂 me too
4:04 “who likes running dude, I don’t even like walking” was the most relatable thing 😭😂
"We're ingesting Oscar The Gouch" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
" We're zoinking that doink" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
12:30 them hiding in the aisle contemplating coffee for 20 minutes is a mood. Lmao.
Jake: "help, help, help"
Johnnie: what? Stop- turn off"
i’ve felt his panic 💀
" i already feel high from existing " thts so real jake.
JAKE AND JOHNNIE ACT HIGH W OUT THE SUBSTANCES ALREADY.
Same with me and my best friend tho
So glad you guys are doing vids like this! Miss my digital escape so much
Johnnie needs to be high more. He’s so aware and surprisingly/seemingly more awake☠️
Let’s not encourage smoking 😅
@@smileyem7732💀
He needs to remember what strain he smoked to go for it again. I get MMJ prescribed to help with my autism and anxiety
@@smileyem7732let not not encourage smoking. Fuckin square.
@kaysi2989 it’s not weird to not want to kill your self with substances 💀💀
jake goes "vanilla bourbon ?" and johnnie goes *sniffs* "this does not smell like vanilla burgers."
I likevanilla buregr s
I feel high rn... Help 🥰
22:51 I love how the girl was tryna talk to them but just got ignored😭😭
It got clipped when she walked up to them, they probably did acknowledge her they just didn't keep it in the video.
RIGHT! hahahah. i bet they said hi but put the camera down lol. worst timing for her honestly 😅
didn't see it = didn't happen 👍
The fact that they act calmer when they’re high is hilarious
I love how chill Jake is you can even hear it in his voice, and Johnnie is just trying to act normal while both of em are high
It's so sweet how every time Johnnie says he wants something or says he likes something, Jake says "get it" 😭
Jake the entire time: “Oh, yeyeyeyeyeyeah.”
😭
Jake : vanilla bourbon
Johnnie: I do not like vanilla burger. 😭
them being so serious talking about getting a coffee machine is actually kinda funny
jake: "how often do you think about coffee"
johnnie: "this conversation is insane" LMAOOO
“The world is evolving at a rapid rate “ while talking about new cereals 😂
7:19 "This does not smell like vanilla burgers." - Johnnie 2024
**(I am also smacked watching this.)**
"we're smoking m3th!" - jake
"We're not smoking m3th-" - Johnnie
😂😂
Johnnie is so innocent 😭
I don’t know how to say it without getting demonetized few seconds later… We’re smoking meth!😂
Jake: Valinna Burben
Johnnie: That does not smell like vanilla burgers
It’s so wholesome to see these Latina Grandmas living their life and enjoying the target experience while being high 🥰
Fr🥰
Joke is so overused
Couldn't agree more 🕊
I can’t with Jake saying badass about almost everything 🤣🤣