Hashirama: Can’t we all just get along?! You get a tailed beast and you get tailed beast! 🙏😄 Everyone else: That’s genius, thank you! 😊 (*proceeds to plan the military campaigns and acting like that particular 5 kage summit never happened*)
@@joybwoy Write this down all three Hokages and (Madara himself plus Kaguya’s will, the zetsu manipulation routine) made choices that led to events such as the Uchiha Massacre and Kurama reeking havoc 2 with Madara’s influence.
13:13 You've been found guilty of attempting to topple the government, you're at your sentencing hearing and the judge asks you why you planted thousands of paper tags that just said "Explode" inside federal buildings; You smile, do a thumbs up and yell, because that's my ninja way!
@@ironl4nd The premiss remains the same within the EU, western EU countries face the dilemma of either being left or right wing, whilst Eastern European countries still have c0munistic parties that manage to gather support, and clash with democratic parties.
The year is 2035. Nick releases a video called "You Know Nothing About Saruto!" He leads the intro describing why Boruto's child is his second favorite character in the universe only following behind his great uncle, but first asks us to follow his brand new project that he created with Stephen He, Chris Barnett and Danny Motta called "Anime IRL".
13:25 Damn Nic, i don't always agree with you, but this is why i always come back. You're an inteligent dude, and i can respect that. Down with the system! Lets all get together and create our own village! 🤘😂
The slight deviation & juxtaposition of our reality is one of the reasons I keep comin' back for every video. Not only do you just make great content, you seem to be a truly caring person who's not blind to the realities of today. That's how I feel anyway... Thanks for that man.
9:55 Madara had a smaller family? According to the storyline Madara had 4 siblings (including Izuna), which would make it slightly larger than Hashirama's family who had 3 siblings.
I doubt anyone could afford both clans… they were the top mercenary clans so just to buy one would probably be just as much as to buying a small country so paying for both would probably collapse their economy to a point there wouldn’t be anything worth protecting.
Hashirama was always an enigmatic character. The most powerful ninja of his time, wood release being deemed the most powerful of all time. We don't even know how he died! 😂 Oh and starting at 13:05 : Finally someone understands the way of how corrupted a certain country is. 👍
Was not expecting a god damn breakdown on the 2 party system and its failures to the people it's supposed to serve in the middle of my Hashirama video but i am extremely pleased comrade Nick. 10 outta 10 would recommend
I find myself on a hiatus from your channel ever so often, but I can't stay away. Faaaaaakin luv your videos. I'd luv to hear your take on a "Naruto past generations" anime. You know, like about the warring states error, or a spinoff about the bijuus' lives in depth from when the old man went to the pure lands
HOLY SHIT NICK. Absolutely LOVE how you called out the country for it's crap. Thank you! 💯🫡 America truly is trash.. 3rd world in Morality and Ethics 👌🏽
I liked this video. I often forget. Sorry. Love the channel. Love all your content. I just forget to hit like a lot 😢 Sorry! I'm trying! Keep it coming Nick! You put em out and I'll make a conscious effort to like it!
Theory: If otsutsuki could potentially have used omnipotence on humanity more than once, what if Sakura is part otsutsuki due to her literal top 1 chakra control and her potential genjutsu prowess that was never explored (very basic but I don't recall seeing her parents in the show)
I'd love a one shot of Hashiramas final days ya know? We could see what got him, his funeral, his conversation with Tobirama about the Uchiha. We could see a young Tsunade maybe even Hashiramas children. I think there's a lot of potential there lol
Man, I've griped before about some of your seemingly extreme political views (old people = bad etc etc) but what you said around 13:00 really hit home & cemented you as one of the good ones in my book.
Hey nick do you think Uzumaki clan might have some involvement with the reanimation jutsu that tobirama invented he might’ve visited and trained under them during the warring states period Good video to talk about
I was along waiting for this the whole time. I started watching your videos before they introduced his character to the Naruto didn’t fall in love with Uchiha boy anime.
Always remember, hashirama was only so strong because he was made of a 100% hashirama cells
No no he has a point
absolutely
Implying white Zetsu is just as strong as Hashirama
@@trashie.phantom3042zetsus wood ain't hard enough
This is canon
Hashirama: Is peace too much to ask for?
Everyone else: Yes.
Hashirama: Can’t we all just get along?! You get a tailed beast and you get tailed beast! 🙏😄
Everyone else: That’s genius, thank you! 😊 (*proceeds to plan the military campaigns and acting like that particular 5 kage summit never happened*)
Well, except for the land of wind who already had their tailed beast captured, and wanted monetary compensation for that.
he had Cells
@@muhammaduzairbhatti8831 living cells lol
"yes, now give me your cells"
0:18 I always called Hagoromo 'the god of the shinobi world' and Hasirama 'god of shinobi(s)' meanwhile Hiruzen is 'a god among shinobi(s)'
Damn...that's actually good. You're cooking
that sounds reasonable
I always saw it similar to this! Hagoromo as the God of Shinobi and Hasirama as god of shinobi/GOAT of shinobi
@@tyratooOP thanks
Let him cook
Hashirama: I don't want kids to fight on the battlefield.
Hiruzen: *puts kids on the battlefield*
the third was ruthless, he started the 2nd great ninja war by his own choice
I actually agree with this point
Oh so tobirama isn't to blame too its always hiruzen huh ✍
@@joybwoy Write this down all three Hokages and (Madara himself plus Kaguya’s will, the zetsu manipulation routine) made choices that led to events such as the Uchiha Massacre and Kurama reeking havoc 2 with Madara’s influence.
When bro..
Only chunin can go to war in hiruzen leadership.
Hashirama cells keeping everyone else alive but Hashirama 💀
Ikfr😂
This is a great statement.
Except for the 4th Great War
Fr i also thought about that! 😂
I'm surprised he hasn't come back like orochimaru
13:58 Adding a hypothetical just transfers you over to theyre watch list.
Madara actually had four siblings. Izuna was just the last surviving one, until adolescence at least.
0:00 preamble
2:20 sponsor
4:05 self promo
4:28 main content
34:48 closing
You’re the goat 🎉
Always be pinned
❤
You forgot about the gospel line jk lol
🫡 Thank you for your hard work. 🫡 Top comment imo 🫡
Nik’s trying to make antigovernment sleepercells out of weebs with subliminal messaging guised as Naruto videos
Nah he's just speaking facts
You can't ve antigovernment when it can barely be called one! :D
Well I guess we know you’re voting for Kamala 😂
@@aaronbankston5702 I don’t vote that’s for computers
@@chasesimmons4191based
13:13 You've been found guilty of attempting to topple the government, you're at your sentencing hearing and the judge asks you why you planted thousands of paper tags that just said "Explode" inside federal buildings; You smile, do a thumbs up and yell, because that's my ninja way!
Nick: *"All the other feds with their fat f*ck necks had better run better run, outrun my gun!"*
We totally didn't hear him call out America
"There is no wr in Ba- America- whoops. Ba Sing Se."
Smile n wave
Its not just the US, most if not all countries around the world follow the same principle unfortunately
@@ultrating1142 Nope, its mainly just the US. super lame. EU rules.
@@ironl4nd The premiss remains the same within the EU, western EU countries face the dilemma of either being left or right wing, whilst Eastern European countries still have c0munistic parties that manage to gather support, and clash with democratic parties.
Wake up babe the Anime Scholar has posted
hashirama is so goated, that kishimoto refused to tell us key info like his sage type, and how he died.
🔏Even Kishimoto don't know 💀
Madara manifesting his own bullshit lmao. Really put himself under infinite tsukiyomi
Nick must be Sukuna the way he cooked with this video
Madara was 1 of 5 sibling nick. He lost more than hashirama did.
@Sakura_uchiha_elite Was just going to comment this. Thx. Still love u nick.
Lol I was looking for this comment
The year is 2035. Nick releases a video called "You Know Nothing About Saruto!" He leads the intro describing why Boruto's child is his second favorite character in the universe only following behind his great uncle, but first asks us to follow his brand new project that he created with Stephen He, Chris Barnett and Danny Motta called "Anime IRL".
34:58 the warring flakes period
Lmao
I still know nothing about rock lee. :'(
Just watch the you know nothing about might guy same thing pretty much
Rock Lee knows nothing about Rock Lee. He doesn't even know who the mother of his own son is.
There is nothing to know...
Legend! Nothing more to say!
@@NaraShoku I still want a video of Nick expressing this. 😂
13:25 Damn Nic, i don't always agree with you, but this is why i always come back. You're an inteligent dude, and i can respect that. Down with the system! Lets all get together and create our own village! 🤘😂
Nick you are a g 13:03😂
13:50 *cyberpunk theme plays* wake the f*ck up samurai
13:20 bro found the uchiha stone tablet
🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's true do!!!!
@@wolfstagjr.5721 Apparently Black Zetsu cooked.
"But before we get to all that..."
Ski skip skip skip skip skip skip
@@m.mulder8864 he still gets paid regardless lol.
Vidio starts at 4:31
13:49 shhhh nick your taking food from the theoretical systems table
No glaze nick is literally him
Full-glaze. Dont lie.
@JonathanMoreno-realeo3kt
Glaze
All nut no glaze
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Just remember everyone…it’s recorded, NCHammer is completely healthy and sane right now. Don’t forget!!!
The slight deviation & juxtaposition of our reality is one of the reasons I keep comin' back for every video. Not only do you just make great content, you seem to be a truly caring person who's not blind to the realities of today. That's how I feel anyway... Thanks for that man.
Damn! I didn't expect some serious real world truth bombs from you Nick! 😮
13:50 drops real world lore 🔥love this channel 😂
lol loved the mini real world rant there 😂
9:55 Madara had a smaller family? According to the storyline Madara had 4 siblings (including Izuna), which would make it slightly larger than Hashirama's family who had 3 siblings.
i came here to see if i was the only one that noticed that error lol, its alright tho we all make mistakes
He keeps making that mistake. In a previous video he corrects himself too.
Yea he made a mistake in saying that
Surprised no one just hired both of them before they became enemies
I doubt anyone could afford both clans… they were the top mercenary clans so just to buy one would probably be just as much as to buying a small country so paying for both would probably collapse their economy to a point there wouldn’t be anything worth protecting.
i was just laying down thinking about bow boring my sunday is then i remembered the best anime creator posts a video today
That’s why I love your videos. The information that you be giving me that I didn’t know got me loving Naruto lore more 🔥
Yes!!! Perfect video to watch after work
YOOO i fucking love this man with his naruto content and the little social commentary its so lit!!!
Probably never said this, but always felt this. The background track, Naruto lofi, I think? It fits so well in all your videos, chef’s kiss
Hashirama was always an enigmatic character. The most powerful ninja of his time, wood release being deemed the most powerful of all time. We don't even know how he died! 😂 Oh and starting at 13:05 : Finally someone understands the way of how corrupted a certain country is. 👍
Dope!
Oh how I love these
Nick's "You know nothing" series is by far my favorite type of videos ❤
Favourite moment from Hashirama has got to be when he told Madara to wait cuz he has bigger fish to fry 🤣
Was not expecting a god damn breakdown on the 2 party system and its failures to the people it's supposed to serve in the middle of my Hashirama video but i am extremely pleased comrade Nick.
10 outta 10 would recommend
YESSS FINNAY
I wish Hashirama had more screentime so we could see what his life was like, besides his rivalry with Madara.
THIS IS THE “YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT” IVE BEEN WAITING FOR
I find myself on a hiatus from your channel ever so often, but I can't stay away.
Faaaaaakin luv your videos.
I'd luv to hear your take on a "Naruto past generations" anime.
You know, like about the warring states error, or a spinoff about the bijuus' lives in depth from when the old man went to the pure lands
27:48 so what you are saying is that Hashirama was a backstabber.
I enjoy every video from Nick that I watch. But this is one of the best videos he’s produced, imo. Great job
HOLY SHIT NICK. Absolutely LOVE how you called out the country for it's crap. Thank you! 💯🫡
America truly is trash.. 3rd world in Morality and Ethics 👌🏽
You not going out and making a difference instead of calling it "trash" can only make it more so called trash. Just a tip
I liked this video. I often forget. Sorry. Love the channel. Love all your content. I just forget to hit like a lot 😢 Sorry! I'm trying! Keep it coming Nick! You put em out and I'll make a conscious effort to like it!
100% true my guy. Keep the truth going. 🙌🏾🙏🏾👍🏾
0:43 I really thought we were about to hear some blasphemy lol
I love the you know nothing vids its been a minute since we got a new one and this one definitely did NOT disappoint
14:00 you just became my favorite UA-camr ever
13:36 DAMN.. 🤯
How long have we waited for this vid
2:34 these warm sunny months? Bro. It is actively snowing as I watch this.
Theory: If otsutsuki could potentially have used omnipotence on humanity more than once, what if Sakura is part otsutsuki due to her literal top 1 chakra control and her potential genjutsu prowess that was never explored (very basic but I don't recall seeing her parents in the show)
FINNALLY
This dude is fuckin amazing.. best Shinobi. Chill in all moments except when he needs to be serious.
Great video as usual and your point about politics dead on!! ❤
Yo I love the real world rant
I need some of that gfuel man
Same here lol
I actually love you bro😭💛
2:40 another old reused commercial
That’s how he makes money bruh, if i did youtube id at least try make money from it. Would you not?
Yeah but it's a weird one for October. We're about to go back into said cacoons.
@@highlanderofthelast710 you think he's going to waste resources, redoing ads he's already done, if they're still accurate?
Did you need a new/different factor ad? Would a different ad make you sign up?
@NCHammer23 can you make a long form video about the whole Naruto timeline?
Nick isnt Suicidal(?)...is Black Rock like Boeing? Asking for a friend.
Awesome as always thanks totally agree with everything you said about politics too! ❤
I'd love a one shot of Hashiramas final days ya know? We could see what got him, his funeral, his conversation with Tobirama about the Uchiha. We could see a young Tsunade maybe even Hashiramas children. I think there's a lot of potential there lol
NCHammer for president please and thank you very much
The way Nick has a way with words sometimes changes my thoughts about a character.
Yo bro, that rant? I see we are on the same page on what is going on in the world. You got a sub for life!!! 😄
Hashirama has 100% Hashirama cells.
hacks imo
@SpammytheHeadhog 🏆 the peanut gallery award goes to you 👏
Nice video bro
Man, I've griped before about some of your seemingly extreme political views (old people = bad etc etc) but what you said around 13:00 really hit home & cemented you as one of the good ones in my book.
Can you do a Video of what you would do a Hokage
Gosh damn that rant at 13:30 could not have been more real!😂
Your videos are so good. You could be a teacher no doubt.
Hashirama has the best hair? Stop disrespecting jiraya like that
Finally a normal Naruto video.
Love your black out speech 😜
Hey nick do you think Uzumaki clan might have some involvement with the reanimation jutsu that tobirama invented he might’ve visited and trained under them during the warring states period
Good video to talk about
22:55 "No Madara don't stab me in the crotch" XD
31:24 giving out tailed-beast 😂 this like bring a gun into a knife fight and then bring other gun to give to your opponent
Funny how Nick never made this "You know nothing" before but I knew everything he had to say because of how much he talks about Hashirama
Hashirama is awesome glad you finally did this
Nick spitting 🔥
FINALLY
Love the word of the day
next you gotta do Tobirama
He did Tobirama like 2 years ago
I was along waiting for this the whole time. I started watching your videos before they introduced his character to the Naruto didn’t fall in love with Uchiha boy anime.
8:00
In a real world situation I'd have hired the Senju and Uchiha 😂😂😂
How... how has nick never made this video before?
That factor ad talking about it being summer. In a video released in October
34:54 beautiful story
Thank you for noticing and speaking on the ongoing jackassery that not too many ppl see…
Y’all be safe and have the best day. ❤
As an author who tries to incorporate the real world into my work, I really appreciate this perspective!