8 Meat Gadgets put to the Test

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  • @charlierezek1323
    @charlierezek1323 5 років тому +1327

    *literally destroys meat*
    “Wow, that is a bit too tenderised”

  • @drvNYK
    @drvNYK 5 років тому +1541

    Instead of stabbing, this one rolls it.
    *Starts stabbing*

  • @Twtybird1
    @Twtybird1 5 років тому +2504

    Somewhere, Gordon Ramsay is screaming (spelling of last name corrected).

    • @michellerivera5193
      @michellerivera5193 5 років тому +21

      Haahahahahahahah your profile pic fits perfectly with what you said😂😂

    • @mikeyhammerfoot2904
      @mikeyhammerfoot2904 5 років тому +11

      I'M screaming

    • @alexandrosbekiari4802
      @alexandrosbekiari4802 5 років тому +2

      well…, yes, because you misspelled his last name

    • @jillcann4077
      @jillcann4077 5 років тому +10

      Remarkably, our crazy Russian has 2 MILLION more subscribers than Ramsay. Just checked. 2019. That is insane.

    • @w.dieterich7077
      @w.dieterich7077 5 років тому +3

      somewhere vegans are crying

  • @xeroxzamg7503
    @xeroxzamg7503 5 років тому +228

    Lets try it with pork
    *DROPS MEAT*

  • @gustavooo13
    @gustavooo13 5 років тому +288

    "Welcome back to my laboraberbarobaratory" turned into "Welcome back to my kitchen".
    Evolution.

  • @UnheiligerGeist
    @UnheiligerGeist 5 років тому +496

    "If you need to beat some meat, this works great " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @MichaelJungmann1704
    @MichaelJungmann1704 5 років тому +609

    They should promote their products with "As seen on Crazy Russian Hacker".

  • @SubscribersWithoutAVideo-wi8of
    @SubscribersWithoutAVideo-wi8of 5 років тому +1700

    A crazy Russian beating his meats ferociously
    Circa 2019
    Colorized

    • @blazingeek
      @blazingeek 5 років тому +1

      Power!

    • @lucasshadle6085
      @lucasshadle6085 5 років тому +1

      Lol

    • @MamaKailey
      @MamaKailey 5 років тому +23

      My husband just asked me what I'm watching, and I hold him I'm watching some guy beating his meat 🤣

    • @irenerodriguez663
      @irenerodriguez663 5 років тому

      It ain't Russian you mean?

    • @TYEGaming
      @TYEGaming 5 років тому +1

      Should be R rated 🤣🤣

  • @bakedmacaroni7078
    @bakedmacaroni7078 5 років тому +349

    "Look at those holes, nice"
    -taras (2019)

    • @Sonnenblume997
      @Sonnenblume997 5 років тому +16

      "you can bang it like that"
      "and you can do it like that"
      -taras 2019

    • @michaelraad857
      @michaelraad857 4 роки тому +1

      Even better he said it while beating his meat

    • @viewer1755
      @viewer1755 4 роки тому

      burnt bacon iS tHaT a jOjo rEfreNcE.??

  • @kylezengel4648
    @kylezengel4648 5 років тому +993

    4 days later on the news
    Famous youtuber crazy Russian hacker dies of salmonella

  • @chrisfosker
    @chrisfosker 5 років тому +803

    Basically mashed the chicken by tenderising too hard and way too much, blames the chicken by saying it explodes

    • @marcusmeb
      @marcusmeb 5 років тому +26

      I was laughing so Hard to that

    • @elijahliestman7911
      @elijahliestman7911 5 років тому +13

      *Vietnam flashback intensified*

    • @montygamervlogs1775
      @montygamervlogs1775 5 років тому +60

      He said "this is some weird kind of organic chicken" like hes used to chernobyl chickens which are made of cement

    • @michaelvonhaven105
      @michaelvonhaven105 5 років тому +7

      Chicken exploding with a BOOM

    • @TinFoilFart
      @TinFoilFart 5 років тому +2

      Continues to best chicken😂😂

  • @loop12210
    @loop12210 5 років тому +533

    **VEGANS HAVE LEFT THE CHAT**

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 5 років тому +702

    I wonder if companies just make stuff just for him to put it to the test

    • @soonivan2887
      @soonivan2887 5 років тому +4

      Spongebob SquarePants 😂I think companies did cuz it’s the Russian hacker 😂🤷‍♂️

    • @prukutkin
      @prukutkin 5 років тому

      They do

    • @RainbowRose769
      @RainbowRose769 5 років тому

      Yep, that’s how marketing works!
      Hahaha

    • @likkyball8736
      @likkyball8736 5 років тому +3

      I’ve seen you before

    • @fang9891
      @fang9891 5 років тому

      So ur here

  • @marcusmeb
    @marcusmeb 5 років тому +263

    I think youre misstaking flattening for tenderizing :'D

    • @RainbowRose769
      @RainbowRose769 5 років тому +6

      marcusmeb it’s true though. Most people (chefs) just use a mallet to smash the meat thin to tenderize it.

    • @xVampyreMoonx
      @xVampyreMoonx 5 років тому +3

      I thought he was trying to make deli meat.

    • @James-dq9yv
      @James-dq9yv 5 років тому +19

      Don’t u mean misSTEAKing ;D

    • @Lioness006
      @Lioness006 5 років тому +1

      I was just thinking the exact same thing. lol

    • @nurraheemahmohamadalmutang6288
      @nurraheemahmohamadalmutang6288 5 років тому

      Dis is too tenderized

  • @LeFan21
    @LeFan21 5 років тому +169

    Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location

  • @llamaseatfruit9757
    @llamaseatfruit9757 5 років тому +473

    Me: go to bed
    Also me: **watches man tenderizing meat with various gadgets in his kitchen**

  • @ivanstoilov279
    @ivanstoilov279 5 років тому +1010

    99.99% of these gajicks are usless lol but thumbs up for you

    • @JoeKurr5
      @JoeKurr5 5 років тому +2

      Ivan Stoilov xd

    • @Omar-hg3sq
      @Omar-hg3sq 5 років тому +2

      Gajicks 😂😂😂

    • @skyhound4373
      @skyhound4373 5 років тому +6

      What's the .01% useful gajik?

    • @xNecromancerxxx
      @xNecromancerxxx 5 років тому

      @@skyhound4373 That was funny...

    • @jeremyvillegas572
      @jeremyvillegas572 5 років тому

      @@blugerbarguger4092 so what does tenderizing a meat mean? Is it suppose to help it cook?

  • @bradymayers1898
    @bradymayers1898 5 років тому +608

    "I really like this"
    GAJICK

    • @Yak-uj3jl
      @Yak-uj3jl 5 років тому +2

      Its GAGJICK

    • @bradymayers1898
      @bradymayers1898 5 років тому +4

      Its alahu akbar

    • @3dmodel391
      @3dmodel391 5 років тому +2

      And this is why UA-cam disabled some youtubers comment because most of the people like you Brady Mayer’s are being racist

    • @ProudPelican
      @ProudPelican 5 років тому +4

      3D MODEL how is that racist

    • @krispyclips_xbl105
      @krispyclips_xbl105 5 років тому

      Oh nvm your gonna look it up now🤣🤣😂

  • @yung_lemon6314
    @yung_lemon6314 5 років тому +72

    Buys gadget
    *wastes 100$ on steak*
    “It almost didn’t have a problem”

  • @R3IMYSS
    @R3IMYSS 5 років тому +46

    8:37 - "Make is softer, then pound it." My girlfriend said this to me once. Once.

    • @tebb23
      @tebb23 4 роки тому

      Carl Du Plessis love the Johnny dangerously reference. :)

    • @Matthew_Chand
      @Matthew_Chand 3 роки тому

      😂😂

  • @niki5239
    @niki5239 5 років тому +502

    Dude what are you doing with this meat...

    • @aktan4ik
      @aktan4ik 5 років тому +37

      feeding his dogs

    • @blazingeek
      @blazingeek 5 років тому +65

      Feeding his goats, chickens, parrot, bees, iguana and fish. Why would he feed his dogs with meat? They eat paštet.

    • @qravix44
      @qravix44 5 років тому +5

      flying Niki523 he throws it aways..:(

    • @Core10knee
      @Core10knee 5 років тому +38

      Destroying it and beating into oblivion

    • @LINKKART8
      @LINKKART8 5 років тому +3

      @@Core10knee these other fools didn't get the joke

  • @heryad_me
    @heryad_me 5 років тому +595

    Crazy Russian hacker
    Before : reviewing survival kits
    After marriage : reviewing kitchen gadgets !!

    • @heryad_me
      @heryad_me 5 років тому +25

      @theogfortniteegggod01 just a joke brother 😊

    • @stylishrabbit799
      @stylishrabbit799 5 років тому +14

      think you mean gagjicks

    • @jonnyboy3164
      @jonnyboy3164 5 років тому +8

      Heryad Serkewt I think you mean “gadgiks” 😂

    • @heryad_me
      @heryad_me 5 років тому

      @@jonnyboy3164 😂😂😂

    • @sonsiehollingsworth5342
      @sonsiehollingsworth5342 5 років тому

      Hahahaha 😂😂😂

  • @Joe.Rogan.
    @Joe.Rogan. 5 років тому +181

    What did you do to that steak!!?? Blasphemy

  • @jl-dt9wg
    @jl-dt9wg 5 років тому +87

    Let’s try the pork... (uses same meat)
    Ye ThE cHiCkEn WoRkS BeTtEr

  • @mufaddalezzi9959
    @mufaddalezzi9959 5 років тому +21

    Taras: so i got here meat pounder
    Me: ahh.. here we go again (directly into comment section)

    • @noahcline1921
      @noahcline1921 4 роки тому

      This is exactly what i did at 6:40 😂😂

  • @darkpheonix2038
    @darkpheonix2038 5 років тому +69

    You're probably better off just using a 2 sided meat tenderizer hammer.

  • @tarjei99
    @tarjei99 5 років тому +151

    Put the meat between two sheets of plastic before using the pounder.

    • @mikedoe1737
      @mikedoe1737 5 років тому +11

      Only if you want to end up with bits of that plastic ground into the meat and then eat them.
      Wrap it in a dishcloth instead, and be sure to wash it with boiling water and soap immediately afterward, especially if used for chicken.

    • @swatkabombonica4103
      @swatkabombonica4103 5 років тому

      Why?

    • @serraramayfield9230
      @serraramayfield9230 5 років тому +8

      @@swatkabombonica4103 To prevent cross-contanination, or metal contamination from ions. Ever wonder why you are supposed to wash canned food?

    • @isanmoldonado4587
      @isanmoldonado4587 5 років тому +2

      @@mikedoe1737 U aren't supposed to rinse or wash raw meats.

    • @coltenpounds8761
      @coltenpounds8761 5 років тому +7

      isan moldonado he meant the washcloth lol. after you use the washcloth on the meat, immediately wash it in boiling water and soap

  • @ML-du8ie
    @ML-du8ie 5 років тому +104

    WAIT WHAT!? If you have better chicken? 7:16

    • @magicUFO
      @magicUFO 5 років тому +10

      What ? If your chicken was better, it wouldn't explode like that

    • @Skybaby79
      @Skybaby79 5 років тому +17

      In Soviet Russia, Chicken beats you!

  • @drunkenhotdog3355
    @drunkenhotdog3355 5 років тому +21

    “If you ever need to pound some meat, this works” good job Taras

  • @psibiza
    @psibiza 5 років тому +34

    the result looks more like minced meat. slaughtering vs tenderizing

  • @enzoTHEferrari
    @enzoTHEferrari 5 років тому +90

    Russian guy attempts to make dinner, ends up contaminating the entire neighborhood with tapeworms and salmonella

  • @skillz101989
    @skillz101989 5 років тому +178

    That poor meat suffered more now then when the animals were alive haha

  • @psychohpompos
    @psychohpompos 5 років тому +186

    At 2:59 the box says Meet Tenderizer instead of Meat Tenderizer 🤔

  • @thomas_brunson827
    @thomas_brunson827 5 років тому +18

    This is the best part of my day, watching your videos. I love your accent

  • @pyroforlife6051
    @pyroforlife6051 5 років тому +29

    Wish: You need Meat Gadgedts
    Taras: Okay lets's BEAT THE MEAT
    Wish: ...

  • @idevicehelper1339
    @idevicehelper1339 5 років тому +44

    6:55 "some kinda arganic chicken exploded inside"

  • @sietievdw5404
    @sietievdw5404 5 років тому +110

    Crazy exploded chicken....
    He destroys all the meat 🥩

  • @ariestheaadel3252
    @ariestheaadel3252 5 років тому +53

    imagine what his kitchen drawers look like....it's filled with thousands of gadgets

  • @jamesalex5895
    @jamesalex5895 5 років тому +13

    This is heart breaking to me😂 being a chef is hard

  • @itsmike9032
    @itsmike9032 5 років тому +23

    1:23 , lemme try wiv this pork
    *drop*
    I instanly laugh xD

  • @Beskar181
    @Beskar181 5 років тому +90

    *cross contamination challenge!!!!* 😆 aka the salmonella purge! 😂

    • @ricksundberg5659
      @ricksundberg5659 3 роки тому

      He just needed some kind of fish to make the superfecta.

  • @mollynakamori
    @mollynakamori 5 років тому +35

    You turned New York Strips into cube steaks???

  • @jaydent4641
    @jaydent4641 5 років тому +65

    As an experienced culinary chef, I can say this is the way to do everything

  • @the-wv6wx
    @the-wv6wx 5 років тому +21

    me: Jesus Christ , that's pork has had enough
    him: *I still have more*

  • @Chuckknotts2000
    @Chuckknotts2000 5 років тому +17

    Wait, what? Is he using a cutting board??

    • @anythingatall8550
      @anythingatall8550 5 років тому +1

      I mean he is married now happy wife happy life

  • @brandonsimmons552
    @brandonsimmons552 5 років тому +82

    Maybe it’s just me, but who tenderizes chicken...

    • @flaix31
      @flaix31 5 років тому +3

      Nobody xD We just tenderize cutlet

    • @ttttakahashi
      @ttttakahashi 5 років тому

      Now,taras kul tenderizes a chicken

    • @nuke0584
      @nuke0584 5 років тому

      ikr

    • @probablynotabigtoe9407
      @probablynotabigtoe9407 5 років тому +9

      Anybody trying to cook Chicken fried steak, or a chicken sandwich... any recipe that calls for thinner chicken breast or thigh meat really.

    • @Debic0n
      @Debic0n 5 років тому +1

      He tenderrizes rumpsteaks.... its the same in red

  • @jesusjoestar3892
    @jesusjoestar3892 5 років тому +32

    2:06 thank you for telling otherwise i am going to put my finger their

  • @MildchildMines
    @MildchildMines 5 років тому +52

    I just spent 14:22 watching a grown man beat his meat.

  • @yourfriend8052
    @yourfriend8052 5 років тому +22

    The first meat “tenderizer” was a meat grinder

  • @xx-lexrocks56-xxalexis15
    @xx-lexrocks56-xxalexis15 5 років тому +32

    This guy is really cross contaminating meat right now 🤦‍♀️

  • @JuliusLandman
    @JuliusLandman 5 років тому +86

    I think he enjoyed it too much. Looks very scary😂😂

    • @RainbowRose769
      @RainbowRose769 5 років тому +2

      A Russian farmer in his natural habitat...

    • @gamershull5423
      @gamershull5423 5 років тому

      😱😂😂😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @laspilipinas5189
      @laspilipinas5189 5 років тому

      Classic russian

  • @StephenGA1982
    @StephenGA1982 5 років тому +7

    Dude the cross contamination is heavy in this video. LoL Bleach that chopping block. 😂😂😂

  • @GmodFilmsTR
    @GmodFilmsTR 5 років тому +71

    8:07 neighbor's kid on restroom at 3am

  • @abdulali4917
    @abdulali4917 5 років тому +8

    CrazyRussianHacker: let me try to do this with pork...
    *Drops It* 😣😣😂😂

  • @maryluharmon3267
    @maryluharmon3267 5 років тому +1

    I agree, Taras! Those two devices worked the best of all the ones you tested. Thank you for your (as usual) great video!

  • @donttouchmyspaghet9547
    @donttouchmyspaghet9547 5 років тому +14

    "Wassup everybody welcome back to McChicken"

  • @mathias6469
    @mathias6469 5 років тому +87

    8:07 when you find the good stuff

  • @frankievaloy5314
    @frankievaloy5314 5 років тому +15

    He he he made a pork chop into a slice of ham... i I didn’t think it was possible

  • @showtaito1075
    @showtaito1075 5 років тому +32

    *touches raw meat and everything around it*
    Hygene level: 0%

    • @longnosemonke798
      @longnosemonke798 5 років тому +2

      Showta Ito yeah I get the joke but I get that he can wash the meat off

    • @showtaito1075
      @showtaito1075 5 років тому +1

      The Real Captain Crunch raw meat on the table and possibly on the floor

  • @plus2579
    @plus2579 5 років тому +5

    7:51 - 7:53 "There you go, if you need to pound some meat," 😂😂

  • @jah4666
    @jah4666 5 років тому +21

    13:55 when your mom calls and you gotta finish the job

  • @z2eight
    @z2eight 5 років тому +23

    4:43 "Maybe if my pork was a bit smaller" hahahaha

  • @jamarclark4921
    @jamarclark4921 5 років тому +11

    You know how many times I could pull one off a day, if my arm had the same endurance as his 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jonathan-sl6xl
    @jonathan-sl6xl 4 роки тому +8

    1:25 Oh dear, there is nothing called too thick

  • @Swifty878
    @Swifty878 4 роки тому +4

    8:37 "Make it softer and pound it." - Taras
    "I sometimes do that multiple times a day!" - Me

  • @kevinruehlen8504
    @kevinruehlen8504 5 років тому +5

    "look at those holes, nice" people with trypophobia have left the chat

  • @melihsen38
    @melihsen38 5 років тому +28

    01:40 Maybe it will work with chicken better
    *Trys with chicken*
    *Chicken gets stuck*

  • @beamzontoast
    @beamzontoast 5 років тому +41

    “Let me try to do this with pork”
    *drops on floor*

  • @fozzy4045
    @fozzy4045 5 років тому +3

    8 ways to deal with people that annoy you

  • @ЙЇффА
    @ЙЇффА 5 років тому +5

    Nobody:
    Vegans : wait that's illegal

  • @MisfitBiscuit-yo
    @MisfitBiscuit-yo 5 років тому +13

    "Maybe if my pork was a bit smaller it would work a bit better."...

  • @jackalpartisan
    @jackalpartisan 5 років тому +19

    He grind
    He slap
    But mostly, he shows meat gadgets to give hacc

  • @faroofaroo8511
    @faroofaroo8511 5 років тому +7

    Funs:we want MRE taste test videos.
    Taras:that is soo kool.
    👍 if you want mre taste test videos!

  • @ariessiera3432
    @ariessiera3432 5 років тому +10

    "looks like its been left for days and attacked by cat"-Gordon

  • @loannes.lindley3949
    @loannes.lindley3949 4 роки тому +1

    The first meat tenderizer was my favorite, because it's very inspiring and it's supposed to be industrial as it's heavy duty, especially with a crank. I wish it's spikes were a little more longer as the other tenderizers, but I would go with the first one, that's for sure.

  • @saqib7761
    @saqib7761 5 років тому +13

    _Salt Bae wants to know your location_

  • @gelvincent7730
    @gelvincent7730 5 років тому +7

    This should be a serious product review kind of video
    But why is it too hilarious to me🤣😂

  • @pavelski1
    @pavelski1 5 років тому +12

    actually this gadgets only destroying meat

  • @lofidusk9814
    @lofidusk9814 4 роки тому +1

    "Simple, yet works... and also you can go like that too" *BAM BAM BAM BAM*

  • @Mittens...
    @Mittens... 5 років тому +2

    Episode 56 - Taras cross contaminates

  • @MyDaumenHoch
    @MyDaumenHoch 5 років тому +51

    What's up laboratory welcome back to my everybody

  • @andrewpimentel1799
    @andrewpimentel1799 5 років тому +24

    Mom: what are you watching?
    Me: this guy pounding meat is interesting!

  • @cornsmut3275
    @cornsmut3275 5 років тому +5

    8:36 “Make it softer... and pound” -Taras Kul 2019

  • @tonygray7888
    @tonygray7888 5 років тому +7

    7:50 I think my hand works just fine thanks

  • @paulinasilva7872
    @paulinasilva7872 5 років тому +1

    Alton Brown would be shaking his head in disbelief at the carnage but Mythbusters would love this guy.

  • @ronaldb9
    @ronaldb9 5 років тому +12

    use saran wrap covering the meat when pounding

  • @necrobeast6666
    @necrobeast6666 5 років тому +16

    A lot of meat beating in this video ahahah.

  • @abdallahelbaroudy8573
    @abdallahelbaroudy8573 5 років тому +7

    he is just destroying good meat

  • @garbagopanda
    @garbagopanda 5 років тому +3

    "You know what. This piece is way too thicc"
    Thats what she says

  • @summonthedemons
    @summonthedemons 4 роки тому +1

    He BEATED the MEAT

  • @Caaffee
    @Caaffee 5 років тому +3

    I’m definitely on the comment section looking for all of the “beating his meat” comments lol.

  • @pinobove6749
    @pinobove6749 4 роки тому +3

    6:13 when boys hit puberty

  • @ricksundberg5659
    @ricksundberg5659 3 роки тому +2

    Tenderizing beef by beating it thin works for chicken fried steak or steak sandwiches but it is hardly the way you'd want to serve a New York or ribeye. The tools at 03:05 and 08:05 are appropriate for thicker steaks. Typically you serve thicker steaks like New Yorks and ribeyes medium rare to medium and want to maximize the amount of meat at the desired temperature.

  • @MingoMango1402
    @MingoMango1402 4 роки тому +20

    6:48 “me the whole day in corona quarantaine”

  • @Drew-lc1ry
    @Drew-lc1ry 5 років тому +4

    Russian mans gadget explodes
    Thumbs up for me

  • @jokermotorcycle
    @jokermotorcycle 5 років тому +4

    Just took my job break perfect timing lol

  • @pizzatent1235
    @pizzatent1235 5 років тому +12

    I love his voice

  • @mxlique4366
    @mxlique4366 5 років тому +1

    Haven't watched you in a while and you haven't changed one bit. when I last was here you had 800k subscribers now you have 11 million good job.

  • @elijahliestman7911
    @elijahliestman7911 5 років тому +1

    I feel like channeling all the inner strength you’ve ever had was a little unnecessary but that’s just me

  • @nicholassarhan7903
    @nicholassarhan7903 5 років тому +3

    CrazyRussianHacker
    FBI OPEN UP!!