(This is literally me trolling my friends with inside jokes. Ignore it. Lyrics are mine, but the rest is just AI. I'm not that talented, and this is a meme post essentially.)
Lyrics:
She picked up the phone.
Is this so and so?
My buddy Donnie Corby
is just up the road.
I said are you still with Duke?
She said the bills real bad.
The kilowatt usage
is the worst we’ve had.
I said I’ve, feel, felt, found.
That cycle of pain.
But I’ve got a solution
and we’re not the same!
She said not interested.
I said I know how you feel.
Cuz the last one felt the same
before I closed the deal!
[Chorus]
Said let me stop you right there
here’s what I propose.
Have you heard about the dreamers and the Solar pros?
Now I'm not trying to sell you
My job’s simple as pie.
Can my solar technician
make a swing on by?
You get your bill online?
or does it come as a letter?
Does this evening work
Or is tomorrow better?
[verse2]
This is the one!
I stand corrected.
The number I just dialed
has been disconnected.
This one is perfect!
All day U.V.!
Too bad the dial-tone
will only beep at me.
But if I keep dialing.
I’ll get mine!
Cuz Jesus and the universe
are on my side!
[Chorus]
Said let me stop you right there
here’s what I propose.
Have you heard about the dreamers and the Solar pros?
Now I'm not trying to sell you
My job’s simple as pie.
Can my solar technician
make a swing on by?
You get your bill online?
or does it come as a letter?
Does this evening work
Or is tomorrow better?
[bridge]
I think I sold a deal, 15 kilowatt.
Donnie pushed the P.P.W. a lot!
Kha-ifa beat the system with every sale.
And Parker finally managed to escape the jail.
Tech showed Steven a thing or two.
Stats showed Hawaii what the sun can do.
Payton sold Jinkos, with his technique.
Mitchel made 50K in half a week.
Sparkle put a sparkle in the working day.
While Johnathan crushed numbers on a PPA.
Kenny sold snow to an Eskimo.
Gage bought a sloth just to watch him go.
[bridge2]
There’s like twenty other people
But I don’t get paid to sing.
Instead of selling solar.
So let’s get dialing!
[Chorus]
Said let me stop you right there
here’s what I propose.
Have you heard about the dreamers and the Solar pros?
Now I'm not trying to sell you
My job’s simple as pie.
Can my solar technician
make a swing on by?
You get your bill online?
or does it come as a letter?
Does this evening work
Or is tomorrow better?
Said let me stop you right there
here’s what I propose.
Have you heard about the dreamers and the Solar pros?
Said let me stop you right there
here’s what I propose.
Have you heard about the dreamers and the Solar pros?