Patrick Ordish
Patrick Ordish
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I reflect on the phenomena of anonymous haters in the comments.
Merry Christmas to you all. And a happy new year.
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How to make beard balm (orange & sandalwood)
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00:00 This one is for those who prefer a light beard balm.. 00:10 Equipment 01:17 Beeswax and Cetyl alcohol 02:15 Solid oils 04:00 Liquid oils 06:40 The Clay 06:53 In goes the essential oils 07:06 In goes the clay (there's nothing else to say) 08:30 The pour 09:30 The result Beeswax 78g Cetyl alcohol 24g Mango butter 78g Shea butter 24g Coconut oil 66g Castor oil 78g Vitamin E oil 12g Sweet Ora...
Submit Cosmetic Products Notifications in 5 minutes
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SCPN run through to show how quick and easy this is. Do not let admin stand in the way of you and your goals.
How to make loads of beard oil at home
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00:00 Welcome. 00:13 Accoutrements. 01:20 Production begins. Knowledge nuggets dropped. 04:20 Dispenser, the red balled shaft. 07:00 Labeling. How to level up for beard oil making. I use a fancy bit of kit to dispense the beard oil, you don’t need one though. Recipe. This fills a single 30ml bottle. Scale from here: Jojoba Oil: 8 grams Sweet Almond Oil: 8 grams Avocado Oil: 6 grams Argan Oil: 4...
Very Small YouTuber Field Notes: The YT Studio app.
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Thoughts on the addictive nature of pointlessly checking my analytics.
Making vids is nice (the juice is worth the squeeze)
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How making content is good for your head, despite the effort involved. I talk about the ways it's helped me, and how it might help you too.
How to be a barely watched, barely subscribed to YouTuber with a 9-5.
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Creating content around the 40 hour work week is a pain in the ar$e, but it’s doable even as a beginner. Like me. 00:00 Don’t compare your life to influencers. 00:22 Premise: you have no time 00:50 Memos app 01:07 Canva mobile app thumbnails 01:18 Roll it in glitter. 01:40 Review
The surprising benefits of starting your own lil’ business.
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How a side hustle can benefit your life in unexpected ways. 00:00 No skills. 00:25 Side Business. 00:49 Digital skills. 01:06 The moment I thought I'd make a change. 01:22 Responsibilities. 01:30 18 months to big improvements. 02:05 Nothing wrong with manual work. 02:10 Plant the seed.
To dads with autistic children at Christmas.
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I talk about my little boy.
Englishman drowned off South Africa.
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I reflect upon a grave I saw. The unknowable story of a young lad, lost off the Cape of Good Hope. Rip the dead that lie at St Saviour, Chorlton-on-Medlock, Manchester, England.
How to make beard butter (sweet orange)
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00:00 START 00:06 EQUIPMENT 01:52 SOLID OILS 02:36 LIQUID OILS 03:50 IN WITH THE SOLID OILS 06:16 IN WITH THE LIQUID OILS 07:49 THE WEIGHING OF THE ESSENTIAL OIL (PLUS A BIG TIP) 08:30 THE OVEN 09:20 THE FRIDGE 10:00 THE WHISK 12:43 IN THE ESSENTIAL OIL 15:30 THE ICING BAG 17:24 THE RUBBER KNIFE 17:50 WIPE 18:59 MUSICAL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT A step by step guide to making beard butter. Each step of t...
Zambra Bartolome Calatayud
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Zambra Bartolome Calatayud
Cutting and stamping soap.
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Cutting and stamping soap.
Pasodoblio by Bartholome Calatuyud
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Pasodoblio by Bartholome Calatuyud
Ejercicio no. 10/9 Jose Ferrer
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Ejercicio no. 10/9 Jose Ferrer
La Borinqueña 30 easy spanish guitar solos
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La Borinqueña 30 easy spanish guitar solos
a good beard oil recipe.
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a good beard oil recipe.
a nice soap recipe
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a nice soap recipe
A simple beard butter recipe you can make at home.
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A simple beard butter recipe you can make at home.
The soap molds I’ve used
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The soap molds I’ve used
How to cut and stamp soap
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How to cut and stamp soap
Charcoal Soap making. (First tutorial attempt)
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Charcoal Soap making. (First tutorial attempt)
How to use a soap stamp
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How to use a soap stamp

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  • @SlicedPodcast
    @SlicedPodcast 41 хвилина тому

    they can bloody piss off

  • @loriw.9653
    @loriw.9653 5 годин тому

    Ignore the haters. I enjoy your videos and am making beard products for my family for Christmas, using your recipes. Thank you for them. God bless.

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 5 годин тому

      You are welcome and thank you too. God bless, and all the best to you.

  • @mattmiller5673
    @mattmiller5673 13 годин тому

    Dude you are hilarious!!!! I subscribed.

  • @vibezmandj9857
    @vibezmandj9857 3 дні тому

    Like the video Patrick. Can you let me know where you purchased the Dispenser. Thanks

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 3 дні тому

      They are available from amazon or eBay or direct from Vevor. Cheers, and good luck with your ventures.

  • @joshwoosley2398
    @joshwoosley2398 8 днів тому

    love it

  • @nontrickpony
    @nontrickpony 12 днів тому

    Apart from the argon oil and the choice of essential oil that’s basically exactly what’s in tattoo aftercare

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 12 днів тому

      Oh nice. I rubbed nappy ointment on mine. That was in my pre-product making days. The before times.

  • @SlicedPodcast
    @SlicedPodcast 12 днів тому

    👍

  • @BasedNozz
    @BasedNozz 12 днів тому

  • @BasedNozz
    @BasedNozz 12 днів тому

    Dutty

  • @simonnorris6370
    @simonnorris6370 12 днів тому

    That's it, I'm having it large this year.

  • @LibtardTears
    @LibtardTears 12 днів тому

    Easier, better looking and cleaner just to shave.

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 8 днів тому

      I think it depends on the state of your grid mate, mines improved by covering up some of it.

  • @Snoupity
    @Snoupity 13 днів тому

    What a vibe

  • @HarryJarrell
    @HarryJarrell 14 днів тому

    Why have a beard, and why do you need to butter it?

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 13 днів тому

      These are good, fair questions. 1. Why have a beard? Why do anything at all? Beards exist because they can, much like the mountains stand tall or the rivers flow. 2. Why butter it? Because in the grand chaos of existence, a little bit of order-like a soft, well-nourished beard-is a comforting act of rebellion against the entropy of the universe. Buttering your beard is proof that we care, even when nothing really makes sense, or matters.

  • @doyleltd2011
    @doyleltd2011 14 днів тому

  • @ivankoshelev5808
    @ivankoshelev5808 14 днів тому

    Cool! and the soap foam doesn't paint?

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 14 днів тому

      Charcoal streaks the bath/shower a bit, but it wipes off easily. I consider it worth the wipe!

  • @SlicedPodcast
    @SlicedPodcast 14 днів тому

    Nice and helpful.

  • @maturegents
    @maturegents 14 днів тому

    Well done. Any melting problems when shipping in the summer?

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 14 днів тому

      I’ve encountered no issues with sending beard butter out during the British summertime. The tins awaiting sale are kept in my fridge (bottom pullout draw). This is probably unnecessary though, when I think about it.

  • @doyleltd2011
    @doyleltd2011 16 днів тому

    Why did this make me hungry?

  • @doyleltd2011
    @doyleltd2011 24 дні тому

    👍👍👍

  • @SlicedPodcast
    @SlicedPodcast 24 дні тому

    Top stuff

  • @zaccrompton4104
    @zaccrompton4104 24 дні тому

    Best beard tackle in the game..

  • @SlicedPodcast
    @SlicedPodcast 25 днів тому

    NICE

  • @ivankoshelev5808
    @ivankoshelev5808 Місяць тому

    Do you have a recipe for beard balm?

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish Місяць тому

      Yes, i’ll make a video. 🤝

    • @ivankoshelev5808
      @ivankoshelev5808 Місяць тому

      @ great news 😎 waiting🤝

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 8 днів тому

      @@ivankoshelev5808 I’ve not forgotten about this, still playing about with video formats. Made the thumbnail for it already!

    • @ivankoshelev5808
      @ivankoshelev5808 7 днів тому

      @ Thank you for not forgetting. Your experience and work are very valuable. I'm waiting impatiently🤝

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 3 дні тому

      I have a beard balm video now 🤝

  • @ivankoshelev5808
    @ivankoshelev5808 Місяць тому

    Do you bring the soap to the gel phase specifically? In the oven or on the radiator?

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish Місяць тому

      I cover the soap loaves with towels for 24 hours, then chop & stamp. Cheers

  • @ivankoshelev5808
    @ivankoshelev5808 Місяць тому

    Do you somehow fix the aroma of essential oils? so that they do not evaporate and remain fragrant for a long time

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish Місяць тому

      I don’t find the essential oils in my range to be very flighty. I put them in just before reaching trace, and it’s not been a problem so far. Paddy

    • @ivankoshelev5808
      @ivankoshelev5808 Місяць тому

      Got it, thank you!

  • @ivankoshelev5808
    @ivankoshelev5808 2 місяці тому

    Hi Patrick!) Where is your receipt of beard soap?)

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 2 місяці тому

      Hello Ivan, I have a soap how-to video on my channel (it was Private, but it's Public now as you asked for it) I'm going to make an improved version of that video, but the information will remain the same. Thanks.

    • @ivankoshelev5808
      @ivankoshelev5808 2 місяці тому

      Thank you very much, Patrick for your work and kindness!

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 2 місяці тому

      You are welcome.

  • @monkeynuts7087
    @monkeynuts7087 6 місяців тому

    Hey mate that was a really good and informative video, I’m currently looking into making my own products and was wondering where you get your stickers made or do you make them yourself ? And also have you experimented with different ratios of oils as butters etc

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 5 місяців тому

      Thank you. They are designed on Adobe Indesign by a designer friend of mine and printed at a high street printers. I did do a fair amount of experimentation with recipes when i was getting into making my own stuff. Happy to answer any questions you have.

  • @PatrickOrdish
    @PatrickOrdish 6 місяців тому

    If I were to make this again i’d stick some music over the whisking part.

  • @AVAS_DRAGONS
    @AVAS_DRAGONS 7 місяців тому

    Only 26 subs? Underrated 🎉

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 7 місяців тому

      Outrageous isn’t it? Thanks for your support.🤝

  • @AVAS_DRAGONS
    @AVAS_DRAGONS 7 місяців тому

    I thought you said something else not thick 😅😅😅😅

  • @Crazylucy-u2o
    @Crazylucy-u2o 7 місяців тому

    Good luck!

  • @simonnorris6370
    @simonnorris6370 9 місяців тому

    Very dutty, thank you.

  • @isobeal
    @isobeal 10 місяців тому

    From Mrs Soap & Clay: lay plastic wrap over the top of the soap bars, then stamp.

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 10 місяців тому

      I was doing that for a little while, but I switched to Isopropyl as the tiger comes out a bit sharper. Thank you for your comment!

  • @isobeal
    @isobeal 10 місяців тому

    Remember: do NOT use aluminum!

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 10 місяців тому

      Thanks! Stainless steel all day long. 🦧

  • @elizabethloveday5119
    @elizabethloveday5119 10 місяців тому

    Great video 🎉 made me laugh too with the piping bag “what’s it called?” 😂

    • @PatrickOrdish
      @PatrickOrdish 10 місяців тому

      Thank you for your feedback! I’ve not made many videos as you can see, i’m still sussing it out. 😘

  • @thesoapcoach.
    @thesoapcoach. 11 місяців тому

    Brilliant Chat GPT tip 👍

  • @davidrhysevans1987
    @davidrhysevans1987 11 місяців тому

    Absolutely love this!!!! 😂