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It's written '90s * The apostrophe represents the missing "19". Please edit the title to fix it.

This is so incredibly excellent

I don't understand why Jerma doesn't do more content with Grotto Beasts. He never even streamed himself playing the game. He just dropped it one day and made a 90's commercial about it and nothing happened after that. I love card games and he should try more of it.

Jerma's dedication to the craft is such an uplifting and joyous thing to watch in action. Not to be parasocial andy or anything but he is genuinely such a positive force in my life.

dope

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Excuse me but I have a question at how I am supposed to play the game when my friend just runs sus guy. I tried playing rats and theres no support for them at all compared to sus guy who can run the fire shark who is just a 3 mana 5 attack that mills your deck. And you may ask how this is unfair due to the fact that it mills your deck. Well you see not only does it mill 5 cards every turn but it gives itself 3 power bringing it up to 5 attack. Early game there is nothing that can contest with that kind of power without set up or pure luck. And lets say you use hard removal on it. Well bang they have other cards that just mill their deck or just put down another shark that continues to win the game within 6 turns. Not to mention if it lands fully its milling TEN CARDS PER TURN OUT OF A 40 CARD DECK! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BEAT THIS IT JUST GIVES THEM CARD ADVANTAGE COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT WITH ZERO DRAW BACKS. THE CARD HAS ZERO FREAKING DOWNSIDES, HOW IS IT NOT A EPIC?! But seriously I just had the most unfun experince in my life. You are probably not at fault for this but either way I am not having fun.

Bugleberry saying that Jerma is "pretty strong" in a deep heroic tone reminds me of those Thea Stilton books where the majority of the book is in third person, then suddenly it says "Then I showed up and everyone loved me!" Sure they did, Thea.

This is so fantastically made! I'm in love with this commercial

THATS ZANDER FRON ZANDER ZONE CHANNEL! 00:43

This has a criminally low view count holy shit that was good wtf

90s commercials really were this unhinged though

Wtf IS THAT FUCKING JERMA!!!

i genuinely do not give a shit about the manufactured lore and this whole larping about from the fanbase is irritating i just want to know why these people think selling a CCG in 2023 is a good idea if your response is any sort of gaslighty "what are you talking about this has always existed" i am going to block you

I wanted these cards, I REALLY wanted these cards, then I saw The Greedy Grinner, and I bought 4 packs.

It really sucked when they stopped making Grotto Beasts because of all those health violations.

Cant wait to bring my Sus Guy deck to locals

I just thought this was a random indie card game i didn't know this was a fucking jerma985 tcg

what the fuck is even this world anymore

Wow the AI upscaling looks amazing!

This commercial always gave me nightmares as a kid, I'm really glad the Jerma card isn't real

Love how they used Ludwig and Schlatt's copyright free music so cute!

This whole community is an Active future historian sabotage campaign

This is absolutely the best thing ever

The only thing that'd top this is seeing this play on TV and being able to go into a big box store and pick the cards up. Hoping the game blows up to that level one day!

Can't wait for the rest of the How-To-Plays!

4k jerma

Love this

Back when the show was still at it's peak in '97, I remember I got a holo Bugleberry in a booster pack! Everybody at the playground wanted to see it and I would've finally been one of the popular kids if one of the older kids hadn't taken my Bugleberry card and ate it right in front of everybody. He hadn't seen the show and only knew the commercial so he did a bad Bugleberry impression as he ate the card. I was so sad and upset, I never got over it. I've heard through the grapevine that the older kid is a streamer now. I wouldn't know his channel at all, but the kid was born '85 so he's likely too old to be streaming now anyways.

Holy crap!

Man, I STILL haven't got mine. Fuck DHL. They somehow manage to fuck up the documentation for the customs clearance. I bought DAY ONE. Mad af

grottos........ beasts....... what more could a lad wish for.....................

this is SOOOOOOO good 😭

i ate all of my cards can i get a refund

BEAUTY FUCKIN BEAUTY

Man this old ad takes me back to when my friends and I would race to see who could eat a pack of Grotto Beasts the fastest. Good times

This gave me so much joy and I haven't even gotten around to buying the cards yet

Glad to see this commercial in all it's 4k glory! Man, I remember seeing this as a kid and hoping to get a pack or two.

0:25 I love these frames where his face looks all goofy

can’t believe they made an edited cleaned up version of this commercial, I remember seeing it way back when and it’s so cool seeing it in hd now!

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Certified Classic

I loved this show as a kid! It's weird how nobody talks about it anymore. Though it probably wouldn't fly today thanks to the meatgrinder scene. I keep trying to find links to it, but they keep just redirecting to the FBI's most wanted page.

Wow, the quality makes Jerma look so realistic! God, I wish he wasn't just a Grotto Beasts character

im sorry but it is such a sin that this was released squished with a bad filter at first

I wish this commercial was as crusty as those from the 80s/90s

meowdy owo

This is awesome!!!

HELLO JERMAMITES!!!!

remember guys, the 21th, the 23th, and the 27TH!!