Eggsnbaconbits is my name and I am a two-time hermit crab/octopus/worm/bacon impersonator.

I will eat anything you like, including glass, plastic, food, and my way-too-large body.

My coloration suggests octopus, worms, and bacons. (Vermind),
but my flukes hint at cephalopod and crayfish as well.

In fact, my shell is mostly cheese and protein.

I will disappear in the mouth of whoever is lucky enough to be eating me.

*Eggsnbaconbits will be hiding in plain sight.

Watch for me to appear on sandwiches and popcorn.