Відео

My bird stays to the ground just for the thrill of the fight

True

Flashy rhymes, coated with spangles

real

Bard really went FUCK IT WE BALL also I bet the barbarian is the the most hype about this and then joins the bard

Flat earthers when they realize there balls are rounde

I never played a dnd campaign before, but it looks hella fun. Keep doing that.

Monster hunter, rwby, the owl house, fullmetal alchemist, and bloodborne all rolled into one

You're supposed to do that

Lol me

How to make the greatest dnd campaign 1. Your kink 2. Your political power fantasy 3. Esoteric Magic System 4. Characters (optional)

Arknights magic system, for honor drip, warhammer fantasy-esque map, bosses feel like a souls-like, some random stuff from Code Vein: Insert/edit my list:

Me who just uses my own characters and anything that resides in my primary world building project such as a serpentine creature that is literally too large to exist in most campaigns.

“Tolkien made this in a trench! During WW1!”

Warhammer, monster hunter, lovecraft, and one piece all in one

YES!

The next day is just "How one goldfish, a fork and three tabaxi ruined my campaign"

All you gotta do then in do all the charcters yourself too, write it down, and you'll be an author of a fiction story

Me (the barbarian) killing every character you loved because “he looked at me funny…”

Nah, that's when you push someone's PC into the pit and look at the DM who either will look disappointed or get yelled at by the person you pushed or option 2 while pushing the PC you fall into the pit on your own.

Probably was humping a dragon

Bro really said this is sparta

R.I.P boblin the goblin

You are never late, nor are you early, you arrive precisely when you mean to.

Always one homie in the sessions be doing this

Bread?

Beautiful

Hype!

When the barbarian has four int instead of 2

did the barbarian also level from leveling the building with all those people in it?

I read that as a barbarian that likes to party and i have a new character idea

Good meme

Reminds me of my RWBY TTRPG character. It was some weird west march with zero group making so GM basically acted as moderators, world builders, and event creators effectively controlling hundreds of players at a time. It worked surprisingly well except for combat which boiled down to who could hide the best to sneak attack the other guy first. I for one said F that, realized how affordable armor was and watched as the entire game got turned on its head because my armor was to thiccc to stab through.

*frantically checks notes

Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems! Like overpopulation

As long as he keeps up the apples for a while, hunting seasons gonna be eaaasy

Wait what did they do?

WHY THE FUCK DID THEY NERF RANGER WHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Never thought I would see Not Like Us used for a DnD meme... and I'm here for it

Crazy this stuff is like fr fr

Lol I need those 2 silver

I've never had an issue with giving them a good piece and telling them to keep the change. Helps with building connections.

I have no silver I only have gold guess we sleep outside then 😂😂😂

Tiger king even looks like a custom made character someone slightly mentally unstable would make.😅

Me any time I play a caster and a single thing changes

I hate being myself cuz I never have a clue what I'm supposed to do and when I try to do something cool everybody's like what the hell you doing man you could use like a spell slop and or something cool But now you just nearly died because you tried to move a bench

Me

Signed: -DM who would rather complain about their players than try to meet them halfway

This would be me, I would be a first timer, and I never played dnd yet :(

It's the guy on his phone the whole time.