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I see the real rationale for Jane's name, but my head cannon is that it is because of Jane GOODall. And the writers liked the pun

I enjoyed this video a normal amount🥕

The only reason i was so late to the descendants party was because i spent a lot of time mourning ever after high

In actual mythology hades has a magic helm of darkness...... they didnt have to make up a stupid rock man

I will say as someone who does work as a security guard, it's not that weird to have one security guard by themself, though I've never done a shift at a museum. I've only worked at one place where multiple guards were on duty at the same time and it was mostly because it was a chicken plant and the shipping office outsourced some of their work to us. Edit: also the thing where they say it was a false alarm is also sadly realistic imo... I hate to say it but most security guards aren't smart and we deal with faulty and stupid technology all the time. Also unless someone actually gets injured there usually isn't outside follow up.

cruella deville making it into this movie about fairy tale characters was always so funny to me because shes not from a fairy tale world. shes from normal early 20th century london

I have like 7 descendants books, my plan is to get all of them

I think describing Descendants as "fairytale characters exist in the same universe and they have children" would confuse anyone with Ever After High, the appropriate description would be "all the characters from classic Disney films exist in the same universe and they have children" because that's what it really is. this universe only uses the disney versions of these fairy tales.

this video is so good omg. i have never given a shit about descendants up to this point. but now? now i am insane

cerberus should have appeared and eaten dude

this is literally my favourite video on the internet omg, thank you for making this.

I would LOVE to hear your thoughts on Cinderella 2021 lmfao

This is one hell of a channel opener 🙌✨

I'm so sick and tired of pretending like Jane isn't the best character and that her and Evie aren't leagues ahead of everyone else Also I completely agree Doug sucks

27:50 pls don’t diss my girl Adora like that. Love this video though 😭😭😭

I actually need seven more videos just like this

iirc there is actual science done where different kinds of tears have different chemical composition, happy, sad, as a reaction to onion vapor... but I'm not sure if it's like, 90% or 80% true type of a science

i relate to the title so badly, how am i supposed to tell my friends my brain has been flooded with just thinking about the movie we all watched together as kids? gay descendants thoughts activating annually like its a sleeper agent. smh.

1:12:43 girls be busy they gotta cut time out of that schedule

58:43 If you have a magic spellbook, you should totally use everyday spells for quality of life things. Like if you could cast prestidigitation to clean you totaly should, mage hand would also be super useful for everyday applications. I feel like at some point if your doing spells that dont hurt anyone, you need to use them. Your busy, cut some of that time out of your day.

"I just really like Diet Coke, I think it's like my main personality trait after really liking Disneys descendants" ?? this is literally so me ?? this whole video is so me like how'd u get access to my notes app 😭

the 'chocolate?' scene was sooo charged like Audrey had to have ghost written 'ballad of a homeschooled girl'. (I love benlos and will always bring them up)

People who weren't born then but still obessed 0:53

Can’t believe this is your only video haha are you going to make one about D4?

Actually perfect video ur so funny and its 3 hours long and theres no background music hell yeah

Who was the lucky fella that got to shack up with Fairy God Mother and why was he so dumb as to be absent?

“If you see a stranger crying on the bus do you: a) arm wrestle them b) read them the dictionary c) throw a venomous snake at them d) HUFFLEPUFF😀”

Why can i not stop laughing…

I was for when this movie came out

Rip og descendants you would’ve loved apple by Charlie xcx

13:36 HOW DARE U HATE DOUG

phoebeeee give us commentary on the rise of red and my life is yourssssss

well i was not 7-12 when descendants came out and i love it sm lol

I would like to point out that, since Mulan exists, the official countries are Auradon, Evil Island, Wonderland, France, and CHINA.😭

Thank you for this video. I watched your review of each movie after rewatching each one and thoroughly enjoyed it. All your points were EXTREMELY valid. I will be FOREVER thankful that you didn't show the Evie kissing Doug scene😭.

When are you gonna talk about the new blue-haired lesbian⁉️⁉️⁉️

PLEASE POST MORE DESCENDANTS VIDEOS YOURE SO FUNNY 🙏🙏😊

Little people actually can give birth to average sized children. But im surprised the people making the movie didn't get someone else to sing for Ben and have him lip sync like they did for Zach Efron in highschool music 1

My dear friend may I introduce you to Eltanin is not recorded. They’re really fricking cool and understands descendants

Im sat

not me at 3:30 am with my pomegranate juice/monster mixture in my skull glass watching three hours of a video on a trilogy i haven't seen

Now going to read fics where Hades won the custody battle

absolutely love this video so much but i fear i may understand descendants more than you. i grew up w/ the franchise and watched them as they were released. anyways all of this to say i can explain what "my once upon a time" is supposed to mean. "My once upon a time" is about Mal looking over her past and deciding what she wants her future to be. That's why they show flashbacks of the various major points in her life. It's called "my once upon a time" because in their universe, it's all fairytale stories. she's choosing what she wants her story to be like. "Make sure the story that they write Goes once upon a time a girl tried harder Once upon a time she tried again." whole that verse is basically her saying that she wants people who hear her story to view her in a positive light. She wants it to be clear she tried her best, that she used her voice, etc. "This is not your mother's dark desire And no, it's not your father's hair on fire" Reiterating the reoccurring theme that VKs don't have to be like their parents. This is YOUR story, not theirs, so shape your story how you want it to be. "That's how I see my once upon a time This time" It isn't really character development for Mal, it's just a realization/change in motives. The song becomes more upbeat because she's now understanding that she can shape her own story, her own "once upon a time." The specific lyrics you mentioned that didn't make sense: "She changed her heart To change their minds" was supposed to mean something Mal wants people to say about her story. She had a change of heart (which tbh idk what the change of heart was) to change the other people's perspective of her. Maybe the change of heart was deciding to let the villains come to auradon? just as lost as you on that part.

Evie and Doug are a lesbian gay duo, I know because I want Doug and evie wants mal

wicked world im rotten to the core core rotten to the core im rotten to the core core who could ask for more im nothing like the kid next like the kid next door im rotten to the core im rotten to theee im rotten to the core.

This video got me through a crafting project and I’m indebted to you, however your chia seed concoction was deeply upsetting . If I had money I’d pay you to make the descendants the rise of red video. I’d also like to hear your opinion on Ever After High. Sincerely, a struggling student

26:10 In the books Carlos actually sleeps in his Mother’s closet with no blankets or way to keep warm all to protect her furs (fur coats) and Evie is actually the first one who gives him a blanket like ever.

can you believe my utter disbelief when after i finished this 3 hour video, i click on this channel for more only to realize this is not only the first upload, it is the ONLY upload. DAMN!!!!!!!!!! very excited for more :33

Sorry to say descendants came out a MONTH after gay marriage was legalised in America 😃 so safe to say a queer character, let alone main character like Evie, was NOT happening 😭😭

thank u for this amazing video