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Not gay but id definitely rock that hoodie

My answers 1) yes, plenty. Renee Rapp, Avril Lavigne, Madlyn Petch, Saylor Bell. 2) single asf, sadly 3) broke asf.

jack hoffmen, last sane person in the universe

The only kind of alpha male content i can get behind. Literally.

How to destroy a Twitter user:

What is "the hub"?? I'm being serious I really don't know what it is... Also love the way Jack can't help but look mildly irritated, while still trying to be polite, at the zesty AF remark😂

The fact that the character believes that IQ directly correlates to intelligence really sells it for me

I try to erase the memory of any white man in a Bass pro shop hat 😭 me to Emily, me too

I like to imagine that Brian rott is in his 30s.

Tbf if a gym or a house flooded once a month that would be somewhat consistent

Died watching Jack's face at the end 💀

How Jack hasn't lost his sanity at this point needs to be studied.

Being delulu is the solulu when it comes to the JJK manga and my favorite character whose definitely still alive after ch. 259.

the fact that jack understands everything he said is impressive

"Jack Hoffman: Wants to end it all"

“I bet it’s grippy” What the actual fuck 💀

I appreciate Leif, he cares about others in.. a weird way.

I don’t think a doctor is allowed to change your name, Owen Line.

Can we get another gus lighter video please he’s my favourite character

Just hear me out: We need to see Ashley's escape from Justin Case. It'd be funny if he had a compatible sign.

All vegans are unhealthy you need meat to survive

Wow Timothy, so you’re judging women based off their looks? Ever heard of the expression don’t judge a book by its cover? Apparently not.

brian is beyond saving at this point

Hes trying so hard😂

I met someone once damn near in full drag and they thought I was just a goth straight cis man. So I mean, some people just don't have an effective gaydar. Or maybe we shouldn't apply stereotypes to sexuality since sexuality isn't an aesthetic or personality trait

What people think when they first hear 'self impregnation': clone What they realize it is soon after: turbo incest

does he have a medical condition or something? Why does he speak like that

They're equally unstable.

If may harm finds out how much money he can get out of spiritual people by selling "ancient cures". He needs to team up with Sharon Post.

The way his face changed at the end 💀

I questioned what the hell “Delulu” was for a second before realizing it’s delusional. Or deluded.

Brians final biss will be Gus. I'm calling it

I wonder who Brian’s parents are (if we don’t already know)

the prescription killed me 💀

sue eside professional emo and Vern jin professional sex haver

When’s the video out?

Damn 💀

What does a real life anime even look like?

I think the offical term is Cuucko for Coco puffs

You mean to tell me that someone downloads facebook them they're an expert

Jack, can you adopt me?

Jack, literally wearing the “definitely gay” sweater: still doesn’t trigger the gaydar

stipl funny that this guy went from proffresional vegan to health nut

You should make a character named Rip Hoffman, definitely not a scammer. He’s related to Jack, his quotes are shown like closeted Chase Wood’s and Robin Banks’s, and he’s partners with Robin Banks. You should also make a character named Allen (Al) Caholic, definitely not drunk. He’s Caleb’s father who abandoned him and changed his name, not to be confused with Chase’s dad, Hunter. No Ting Planned/Noah Ting Planned, prepared for nothing. He is the opposite of Justin Case. He has an IQ of 65, which is why he’s never prepared. OTHER PEOPLE’S CHARACTER SUGGESTIONS Liz Bean, definitely lesbian. She basically Chase Wood, but she knows she’s lesbian and she’s ashamed and tries it hide it. She never knows if she’s being flirted with or not. Credits to @christaphillips953 for this one. Dr. Slade Ist, sadistic dentist. He’s a dentist who loves “accidentally” hurting his patients. He makes it seem like an accident, but he does it as much as possible since he can’t hurt them more or there’d be a lawsuit. Credits to @egguyt for this one. Pit Chi, professional SoundCloud rapper. He thinks he’s so good at rapping and that he’s so famous, but hardly anybody has actually heard of him. Everyone who knows him hates his music. Credits to @TheGhostKing126 for this one. Paul Titian, uncorrupt politician. He’s a politician who sounds corrupt, but he’s the opposite. He tries to actually help the people. This credit goes to @blueberrytheoneandonly. Em ply, talks in riddles. I don’t know the gender or how to pronounce the name, but I’m assuming it’s a girl and pronounced like the word imply. Credit goes to @TheStrangerOnTheInternet for this one. Bruce Force, overly aggressive. He’s basically just Chad Thundercock, but he actually wants to fight people. @green-spectre gave me permission for this one. Care Free, underprotective. She has children, but doesn’t get too involved in their lives. She’s what people call a “cool mom”, and she’s very laidback. @green-spectre gave me this one too. Care Ful, overprotective parent. She’s adopted sisters with Care Free, but has a much different parenting style. She’s extremely strict, and her kid(s) hate her. Credits to @zorualightning for this one. Karen Tumuch, extremely entitled. She’s Sharon’s sister, and Caleb’s aunt. She’s basically an ultra-karen. Credits to @Half-Blood_Hufflepuff for this one. Ree Morse, overly apologetic. He’s really nervous, like Tim. Every time he says something, he starts to think he’s wrong and apologizes for it. This one is from @5sibROBLOX. Miss Rabble, professional pessimist. She’s the opposite of Will Power, making everything seem bad. She’s Tim Iddboy’s toxic ex, and the reason he’s so shy and quiet. @BeansZuko gave me this one. Miss Demeanor, criminal teacher. She’s a “close friend” of Robin’s. She does illegal things related to school. These next 2 are from @TheSillyB0y. Amy Stery. She speaks in riddles (like a psychic) and nobody has any clue what she’s saying. She’s very confusing and most of the time nobody knows what she means. Aster Ical. He’s a lot like Kent, but he laughs at everything. He’s never serious, even when the situation is dire, like he’s at a funeral and says something like, “Well, I’m taller than him now!” This one is from @Kai-07LKa. Dee S Guise, definitely not an undercover cop. He’s an “undercover” cop who tries to get people to admit to crimes, but he’s so bad. Every time he’s about to get a confession, he does something to mess it up. Jack Pot, extremely lucky. He somehow gets himself out of every situation he gets into. He could’ve been captured by Justin Case to make a clone of him, and somehow a clone of Jack would’ve been created. Another one from @TheStrangerOnTheInternet! Emma Ho, dating every straight guy. She is somehow dating every single man attracted to girls in the CGCU at once. They think they’re the only one dating her. @noiwvernsonic1358 gave me this one. Denise I. Yi, professional do-it-yourselfer. She makes everything from floral sweaters to atom-splitting bombs! Her materials seem to appear out of thin air, because no one knows where she gets them (potential for Robin here). This one came from @mondaytrooper. Anita Therapist, dark past. She’s like Eve Enworse, but she’s actually traumatized. She doesn’t try to one-up other people, she just wants people to understand. Paige Turner, professional bookworm. She loves reading all kinds of books, always talks about them, and always has one with her. She’s fairly obsessed, but denies it at all costs. Credits to @Maypril1894. Credits to @Kai-07Lka for the idea for this one. Max Health, actually good doctor. He’s a doctor who’s the exact opposite of Max Harm, he actually tries to help people. He creates competition for the other Max, but “mysteriously disappears.” Officer Avoidy is the lead detective. A chance for Robin here too. Joe Mophobic. He’s kinda like Ray Cist, but instead of racist, he’s homophobic. He’s completely against the LGTBQ+ community and is proud of it. He’s actually pretty good friends with Ray. Credits go to @semkix667. Credits go to @Corvidfanatic1 for this one. Yura Gaylord, accuser of homosexuality. She thinks everybody is gay and isn’t afraid to talk about it. She accuses everybody of being homosexual no matter what. The next couple are from @potatopitoto3301. Martin Pilr, professional child maker. He pulls so much to the point where he has more children than a Mexican man. He believes everybody should have children, and talks about it so much to the point where people think he’s a cult member. Tray Nessman, passes too well. He’s a trans man who passes so well as a “macho man” to the point where people think he’s an anti-trans Republican. This one is from @paperflight6806. Al Enn, “professional” gambler. He’s a dude with a serious gambling addiction. He is almost always at the casino trying to win big. He pretty much never does. Credits to @jaydenrock_ian. Dill Doe, professional “adult toy” salesman. He tries to get everybody to buy his toys, even children! He has them in kid’s sizes! They’re surprisingly cheap and easily usable! Dill is very obsessed with trying to sell these. @ScorchedInfern0 created this one. Will Byet, extremely gullible. He takes everything serious and thinks anything anybody says is true. He’s best friends with Frank Leigh, purely because he’s really honest. Will gets really sad when someone tells him something they said wasn’t true. He needs to be kept away from Gus Lighter at all costs. He’s also probably slightly autistic. This one is from @NoahVercetti. Peter File, professional “personal trainer”. He is a private coach (women only) for weightlifting. He helps his clients learn how to do leg exercises properly. For some reason, he has a lot of bad reviews. @reddy161 gave me this one. Liz Ardmann, professional theorist. She has a podcast where she talks about conspiracy theories, like the Illuminati, lizard people, so on and so forth. She seems to be very passionate about the lizard people one, for some reason. Law Yur, professional persecutor. She is a lawyer who, instead of defending people, like Al Iby, she’s a persecutor. She has some beef with Al, but they know they need each other. Credits to @xSkysilver. Credits go to @belgiumcomics2537 for this one. Bo Ring, just a normal buzzkill. He’s a regular dude who for some reason loves to suck the fun out of everything. He’s a lot like Kent and Frank, but way more competent and less honest. This one is from @MemeCollectioncf3xi. Xavier Lyfe, actually good therapist. He is the therapist everybody goes to after trying to get help from Gus. People actually like him, and he gives actual good advice. @user-ye3ks9vz9u gave me permission to use this one. Wallace Brooken, professional 4th wall breaker. He’s like the Deadpool of the CGCU. His quotes are fairly normal, other than the wall breaking. Drop y’all’s ideas down below 👇 ™️

I mean he is right with the only fans. If you don't respect yourself than why shoild I consider your ideas. Theough I would rather still listen because even from people that have idiotic idea like opening only fans some do it to surive and whilst it's still wrong to open it the reason makes it acceptable.

character ideas bruce force: overly agressive emna ho: bi girl that's dating anyone into girls (and gunning for the others) nunya buissness: professional gatekeeper

Watching Jack loose faith in humanity is the funniest part of this video

I love this video actually, kinda has a bittersweet message to it

We still love your work. Dont care if its a repost. I am not stingy like that. I thought this was a banger the first time. Still a banger now.

We need Mrs Rott: Negligent Parent now