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CONGRATIONS FOR PATTI HARRISON FOR BEING THE FIRST WOMAN

THANK YOU i love theda so much

Love you both so much love you theta I hope you got a better foundation match after seeing this ❤❤❤❤❤

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The editing makes this 1000x better. I loved it when she said "With the power of my *violent deep voice* TRANS MAGIC" and they increased the reverb and darkened the scene. Brilliant...

"I have to keep my options open" "I would 69 Dirk" O_o 🤣🤣

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Helloo from Scotland, huge crush, but I'm a bald boy

Anyway I have super powers and I can speed read so here's my transcription from the credits Starring PATTI HARRISON Producer SACHI EZURA Editor TARA AUTOVINO First Camera BENJAMIN BODE Second Camera ROB SILCOX Production Assistants ALEXA AURO SIDNEY CORNIFF Props Department NIKOLAI BASARICH Biggest Set of Balls SCOOBY DOO! SCOOBY DOO HAS HUGE NUTS! HE'S GOT TO HE'S A GREAT DANE AFTER ALL HOW COME NO ONE TALKS ABOUT THE FACT THAT SCOOBY DOO ON OCCASION DRIVES THE VAN I THINK THAT IS JUST WEIRD ANYWAYS IMAGINE SCOOBY DOO'S BALLS SICK RIGHT. SO BIG AND SWINGING WHY DON'T WE EVER SEE THEM THINGS SWINGIN WHEN HE RUNS THEY GOTTA BE SOME BIG BALLS I CANT GET OVER THIS! MORE ON THIS LATER Special Thanks JENNY STEWART

Horrid

GOD BLEEEES

I tried doing the "scream a celebrity crush name that comes to mind" just now, and mine was Brad Bird.

please interview dorian electra

Chubbacca and Rachel from Firends is the best line ever dropped

Ruh Roh !

Patti is amazing

"Colonized desire". Man genuinely what in the fuck.

Patti being literally violent towards a NB person is wild 😂

But I’ll mace ya if ya don’t 😂

This is just Patti thinking the word Goobi is funny and trying to insert it into everything she says.

I love this

"colonized desire".........................................................

the pharmacist bit was the funniest thing ive seen this year

I hope everyone is cool

thank you for uploading all of these. you are like the library of congress except better because it is Patti videos instead of dumb books

Omg rasins and crasins - if i had a penny. Men trully are from Mars and women from Venus. Amirite fellas?

Why is Patti naturally funny?

I love that Nature Nick holds his own in a very subtle way. Obsessed with all three comedians

bravo

Patti! I absolutely adore your rockin titties!!!

How was that for you? Patti cracks me up

Family feud sound

last line best line

Im so sad all this Patti Harrison stuff is not as common anymore. Also love the Goobi gag. Thanks for the reupload!

Why did these get deleted!? This is top tier patti content

patti is the funniest person on the planet

Alligators -also- have tears

Classic

'Being hurt before taught me that sometimes, you get hurt.' 🤯

The target line aged painfully well

Goobi was such a good show, back when CVS was good.

I once had an amazing Sister that I looked up to. She was brilliant, smart and so courageous. She choose to make a decision in life…… I’m happy to say that I now have an amazing brother that I still identify with all these attributes by the name of Oliver! Yes, family can be messed up and our family I can testify from my own experiences is not the greatest. I hope you see this and I hope you understand that I never judged you and literally felt sad that you cut me off. I have always had your back and always looked for you. On days when I reminisce on how we would laugh and joke together I google you just to hear your voice or see your face and laugh at your jokes (I am your little sis so I know I can be annoying) however you can’t tell me that the love I have wasn’t mutually felt. I am stuck now going online saving pics and telling people I have an amazing brother called Oliver that I never see. I check on you and your website, your Twitter, just to make sure your alive !! Like the time in London when your neighbours where being Rick heads and you stood up to them. You cut everyone from the family off because it’s so much drama but I think it’s fair to say that we all had to deal with the drama, the hurt, the pain, and I looked up to you. I worried so much about you but I find peace seeing things like this and knowing that your alive thriving and still being courageous and outspoken …. Anyway I’ll end it by saying I am happy you found a tribe of people that bring you happiness it’s strange spending holidays with others but I can say that I also do the same. I had to go out there and make my own family because frankly my dear ours is not so nice. Your a survivor and know even if we don’t see or talk I still love you. ❤❤❤

Wow I loved this video and also never expect to see toki pona in the wild

Great content!

Love this!

Thank you SO MUCH for uploading this masterpiece

as a man whose gay and trans im a bit confused lol its kinda funny i guess

hrngh con f y

Lucy this is super good