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What's the difference between Elite modelling agency and quantum mechanics? Elite has models that actually work!

Simply amazing that the 1% all seem to be in the comments section….

I’ve had a look at the Heisenberg uncertainty principle… and I’m still not sure I get the joke 😂

Spuk unterm Riesenrad war ein toller Film.👍👍👍 Aber mit Baerbock, Habeck und Scholz als Hexe, Riese und Rumpelstilzchen in den Hauptrollen wäre doch mal eine gelungene Neuverfilmung. Ich meine damit, hätte auch was...😂😅😎😁😀👍

Ditsche ist auch gut aber......Poetry Slam - Max and Morris Consulting....Genial!!! Warum sind die Kommentare dort deaktiviert? Die Frau ist einfach genial! Gerne weiterleiten.

Eine ganze Flasche?, da wird man erst im Frühling wiederwach. 4:03

Bei lustig video ich denke diese 😂 "Mehmet Wo ist alem?" "Alem heute krank ja"😂

Heute fliegen Sie Passagierflugzeuge, und ich habe Angst

Werner Heisenberg, Erwin Schrödinger, and Georg Ohm are in a car and they get pulled over. Heisenberg is the driver and the police officer asks him: “Do you know how fast you were going?” “No, but I know exactly where I am,” Heisenberg replies. The cop says: “You were doing 55 in a 35”. Heisenberg throws up his hands and shouts: “Great! Now I am lost!” The police officer thinks this behavior is suspicious and orders him to pop open the trunk. He checks it out and says: “Do you know you have had a dead cat back there?” “We do now, asshole!” shouts Schrödinger. The police officer moves to arrest them. Ohm resists.

😂 I wanna like twice.

physics jokes > regular jokes

One percenter here. Guess I gotta go get a life...

I got the third joke. Danm

This guy's proof that you don't have to go far on AGT to get a career out of it.

hahaha... very funny indeed

Alternative ending of the electron joke: "Mr. Officer, either you lying about my speed or I cannot be here" Also: when we plug in the numbers then we will find out that if electron was speeding within a margin of error, then his position uncertainty would be on the order of way less than a size of a policeman. Provided it is a human-sized policeman. So he was faking the 'lost' part

Atoms should never be trusted. They make up everything.

thought it was a back to the future joke... but now i understand back to the future even more lol

So, I told that last joke to my daughter. Of course i messed it up some. Told it as an atom is stopped by the state trooper.... She doesn't laugh. So i feel good. Then she says, that joke would be funny if it were an electron though. Now i am worried

I can finally say I am in the 1%. I thought he was going to say "The police man asks; Do you know how fast you were going? and the Electron says no, but I know right where I am"

Hey, I'm a one-percenter. ;)

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first one says, I'll have an H2O! Bartender serves it up, guy takes a mouthful, swishes, drinks, and says Perfect! Second one says I'll have an H2O too! Bartender serves it up, guy drinks it, and drops dead!

F(x) walks in a bar and asked the barman of a drink, the barman refused and says, "we don't carter for function"

Officer to driver: Do you know how fast you were driving? Driver to officer: No, but I know where I am.

The amount of information and knowledge i got from the clip, and then from the comment just ridiculous

This guy is good! 😂

AN electron is driving down the freeway and a cop pulls him over walks up to the car and goes, Do you realise you were doing 88mph? Exactly 88 mph? Yes, exactly. Oh great - now I'm completely lost.

I was forcing to laugh at these jokes just to feel nerdy

I was really confused by the third one for a couple of seconds then the moment I understood it laughed, then regretted it because no one else near me did

This audience...

im not a native english speaker, and just find out that if i watch this video at 0.75x speed, it becomes understandable :V

Great way to explain a joke without making it unfunny.

72% overlap which way? That 72% of those who understand physics have been to a bar? Or that 72% of all that have been to a bar understand physics? Those are, after all, two distinct and potentially radically different propositions.

I actually got the Electron Joke. But then, I'm a nerd. Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve bacteria in this bar!" One responds, "But we're staph!" A helium atom walks into a bar. The bartender refuses it service. The helium atom doesn't react. Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

A control system joke. An airliner with international passengers flying over Europe crashed. The investigators discovered why. All the poles were on the right-hand side of the plane. (That might be less than 1%.)

Why did Van Allen discover the 'radiation belt'? To hold his theories up!

Good one

A friend of mine took his temperature down to absolute zero. He's OK now.

A black hole walks into a bar. Bartender says, what'll ya have? Black hole says, everything.

We are finally able to prove Einstein's Theory of Relativity. It's about time.

Schrodinger's Cat walks into a bar, and doesn't.

A neutrino walks into a bar. The bartender asks: what can I get you. The neutrino replies: nothing, just passing through.

Good request

I got the last one, but I do have a life and a sense of humour.

A chemist and his assistant walk into a bar. The chemist says, "I'll have some H2O." The assistant said, "I'll have some H2O too." The assistant died.

The pause before laughter in the 3rd joke was because 88% of the audience was expecting a Back to the Future reference.

That’s one hell of a way to discover I have no life 😢 Just kidding, I’m living la vida loca! 😅

Let's reiterate that last joke. Werner Heisenberg gets pulled over for speeding. Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg: "No, but I know where I am." Badum tish

but catalysts don't _start_ reactions... they only make already happening reactions _faster_ ?

Muy bueno. Nos colaboras con un chiste? O con un cuento tipo Landriscina?