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Segment City Episode 211 - The Vatican's New Anime Mascot
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“Blessed Pope! The children, they- they-...”“Slow down my son. They did what?”“They turn away from the lord in order to watch something called ‘Anime’! It is the devil’s work!”The Pope then subtly closes a door to his One Piece merch collection. “Ah, yes, very unholy… But if you can’t beat em, why not join them?”
This week on the podcast, Will and Theo talk about Theo’s envy of a first class passenger on a flight having an Apple Vision Pro, some occupation based Hells (like how Gambler’s Hell is that they always win at the casino), Outback Steakhouses’ unhinged “Steakmas” promotion, the Vatican’s new Anime style mascot that is named Luci and the Internet’s naughty reaction, 9 of the most famous conspiracy theories concerning Walt Disney, and Will takes us through some McDonald’s urban legends!
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Segment City Episode 209 - BACK TO FORMULA?!
Переглядів 121 день тому
Source: www.podbean.com/eau/pb-q4hqs-1747349 Even though Norman Osbourn is the villain in Spiderman 1, I do find it relatable that when asked to redo his entire life work he was just like “Nah, I’m ride or die.” This week on the podcast, the boys chat about 19 Crime’s Frankenstein themed wine, the Rule 34 higher/lower game, a Japanese man who got a realistic dog suit, a scientific study that ru...
Segment City Episode 202 - Are YOU Addicted to Adult Diapers?
Переглядів 43 місяці тому
Source: www.podbean.com/eau/pb-qasmu-16ce557 Do you wake in a cold sweat at night thinking that cold sweat might be another body fluid? Do you salivate at the idea of doing a poopy in the middle of the grocery store? Answer the question! If so, then you might need to sign up for Adult Daycare… This week on the podcast, the boys talk about takin’ a big ol’ bite of a sandwich, ranking what pets T...
Segment City Episode 200 - What if we Kissed on the Frankenstein Rollercoaster?
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Source: www.podbean.com/eau/pb-mpxcm-16ab368 We could have a whole kissing session while that big green man with big bolts in his neck looks on. And we could even get a burger and then makeout later in the Frankenstein museum! This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Jerry Seinfeld’s new movie about the history of Pop Tarts, a Niagara Falls Burger King connected to a Frankenstein muse...
Segment City Episode 199 - The Kardashians' new look: Salmon Face
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Source: www.podbean.com/eau/pb-v7qrq-16962a0 Fashion. Glamour. Throwing wine in people’s face. Known around the globe for being morons, the Kardashians have done it again with a new beauty treatment that involves injecting something quite unexpected into their faces. I’m not going to give it away here, you have to listen to find out! Thought I’d give it away for free in the episode description?...
Segment City Episode 198 - Debunking Airhead’s Mystery Flavor
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Source: www.podbean.com/eau/pb-2zdej-168a49f Looks like Airhead’s mystery flavor isn’t going to be a mystery for much longer, huh? What kind of arcane trickery creates such a candy? Could it be an industrial production efficiency that doubles as giving us weird flavors? Actually it’s probably exactly that. This week on the podcast, the boys talk about a dangerously boozy 4th of July sangria, ho...
Segment City Episode 197 - At 4am on ESPN Ocho, the Michael Jordan of Excel
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Source: www.podbean.com/eau/pb-rquvr-1679c7d Fame. Glory. The eternal love of dozens of live viewers. Just think your how your life could change forever if you were to win the Excel championships and show the whole world how much of a freak in the sheets you are. This week on the podcast Theo and will discuss the new DiGiorno and Deadpool pizza collab, as well as a new flavor of cotton candy th...
Segment City Episode 195 - Paul Maud Cheez
5 місяців тому
Source: www.podbean.com/eau/pb-n5ncw-1668644 Put your hand in the box. What’s in the box, you ask? Pain. And Cheez. Mostly Cheez if we’re honest. Okay fine, there’s no pain it’s just a box of Cheez-Its, stop ruining this for me! This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the latest in Cheez-It technology, and Will has a scientific breakdown of what words are funny. Theo has a review of the ...
Segment City Episode 194 - Buy 1 Grill, Get 10 more for Free!
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Source: www.podbean.com/eau/pb-riezr-16533c3 “Welcome back to QVC! The channel for selling strange products even though the internet exists. Today we have a… Buy 1 grill, get 10 free? This can’t be right. I know I’m breaking character but that’s a really dumb deal. What does the company get out of giving out free grills? Ugh. Whatever. Next we have a lobster shaped monster truck for sale…” This...
Segment City Episode 193 - One Small Bird for Man, One Large Bird for Birder Kind
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Source: www.podbean.com/eau/pb-t42kh-1643d4f Everyone dreams of attaining eternal glory. This can come in many forms, perhaps winning a major battle, or inventing the next life saving device. Or maybe all it takes is snapping a photo of a single small bird. This week on the podcast Will and Theo discuss how life seems to slow down after listening to podcasts on 2x speed. Will has a story of a m...
Segment City Episode 192 - Date My AI Concierge
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Source: www.podbean.com/eau/pb-wm76v-162bb6a “Now just to make sure my AI knows my most intimate preferences so that it can date other people’s AI and find my perfect match… ‘If you don’t have a dump truck ass don’t apply.’ That should do it!” This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about Will’s embarrassing wader situation, the problem with glass ketchup bottles, what movies would be the ...
Segment City Episode 190 - A Lemon for Bathing
7 місяців тому
Source: www.podbean.com/eau/pb-8b8k2-1611f09 “Time to get ready for my shower! I have my towel, my luffa, and of course, my lemon! I can’t wait to be sparkling clean (with a little pulp)! WAIT! Where’s my lemon?! Hopefully this lime will be an ok substitute…” This week on the podcast, the boys talk about strange TV commercials, what is the future of fast food, the nasty Japanese restaurant that...
Segment City Episode 188 - The Unkillable Soldier
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Source: www.podbean.com/eau/pb-ruijc-1600664 Can a man get limbs blown off, had his eye taken out, and escape a POW camp well into his old age? Only if you are the most daredevil soldier who ever lived! Join us this week and you to can realize what a baby you really are!This week on the podcast, Theo and Will talk about “Boondock’s Saints”, a write in stupid thought about headlights being car’s...
Segment City Episode 187 - Airmchair Knife Swallower
7 місяців тому
Source: www.podbean.com/eau/pb-nbyq5-15f3d49 You ever go to the circus and see a man swallow a knife? And then of course you think to yourself - that looks easy, I bet I could do that. If so, please see a mental health professional, I cannot stress this enough you in no way should just try swallowing knives in your free time. If our podcast has done nothing else, please let this message reach s...
Segment City Episode 185 - What Does Cause and Effect Taste Like?
Переглядів 18 місяців тому
Source: www.podbean.com/eau/pb-jkh23-15db3b7 Nectar of the Gods. Modern Mummification. The taste of Nothing. How? Why? Stop asking so many questions and come into our pyramid. This week on the podcast Theo and Will discuss the latest, and worst, ideas from Wendy’s, a story of a gator visiting a ballpark, and in the latter half of the episode we stumble across what might be one of the most unhin...
Segment City Episode 183 - How Do I Stop Treasure Hunting?
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Segment City Episode 183 - How Do I Stop Treasure Hunting?
Segment City Episode 182 - The Adult Soup Zone
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Segment City Episode 182 - The Adult Soup Zone
Segment City Episode 181 - Making Goblin Noises
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Segment City Episode 181 - Making Goblin Noises
Segment City Episode 180 - Count Squirrelok
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Segment City Episode 180 - Count Squirrelok
Segment City Episode 179 - This is the Benihana Guy?
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Segment City Episode 179 - This is the Benihana Guy?
Segment City Episode 178 - The World’s Most Condescending Frenchman
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Segment City Episode 178 - The World’s Most Condescending Frenchman
Segment City Episode 99 - Nuns Driving Ferraris
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Segment City Episode 99 - Nuns Driving Ferraris
Segment City Episode 98 - Robbed by Three Scots in a Trenchcoat
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Segment City Episode 98 - Robbed by Three Scots in a Trenchcoat
Segment City Episode 97 - Milk Snakes
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Segment City Episode 97 - Milk Snakes
Segment City Episode 96 - How Buff is Too Buff?
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Segment City Episode 96 - How Buff is Too Buff?
Segment City Episode 95 - Sweating Mayo
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Segment City Episode 95 - Sweating Mayo
Segment City Episode 93 - Paying the Devil to Take our Souls
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Segment City Episode 93 - Paying the Devil to Take our Souls
Segment City Episode 91 - Peepsi
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Segment City Episode 91 - Peepsi
Segment City Episode 90 - Pokémon is Full of Dead Children
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Segment City Episode 90 - Pokémon is Full of Dead Children
Segment City Episode 89 - Waluigi on his Deathbed
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Segment City Episode 89 - Waluigi on his Deathbed