I am not a Farmer
Nor a Grinder
Nor am I a Daily Fairy.
I play for the Mage Cocaine.
My Sith gives out cookies
To break her chains.
My Jedi hit people with his glow stick
With delusions of grandeur.
My Demon Hunter never went to the Black Temple.
Me and Illidan used to be friends.
And my Elf has epic glowing hands.
I'm not a fan of Stunties.
I'm a keybind clicker.
I have WoW PvP PTSD.
And still not friends with Morrigan.
I'm AFK .
And I love Battle Pets!
Lok'tar Ogar!
For the Grey Wardens!