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The Polis Box : Live!
Приєднався 2 лют 2015
The show that puts Doctor Who in the dock! Join Lee, Dave, Cameron and a plethora of special guests as they build the one true Doctor Who canon!
In each episode, we put a Doctor Who story on trial to determine whether it is guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who - the final verdict is in your hands…
In each episode, we put a Doctor Who story on trial to determine whether it is guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who - the final verdict is in your hands…
030. Arse Last, Under A Horse (2024 Christmas Special)
We're joined by Mark Donaldson, Joe Ford and Dylan Rees for our 2024 Christmas Special, where we undertake the - if not impossible - then certainly inadvisable task of rewriting the entire classic era of Doctor Who! A process which throws up some interesting combinations and some vital questions, such as :
Which doctor bypasses his early adventures solely to get his end away? Who can play a recorder, but in an unconventional way that would get her banned from the RSO? Which member of UNIT has been clubbing with Patrick Stewart? Which companions end their travels in a women's prison in Ibiza? And can anyone smell piss?...
This episode's intro music : "Rip It Up" by Orange Juice.
Which doctor bypasses his early adventures solely to get his end away? Who can play a recorder, but in an unconventional way that would get her banned from the RSO? Which member of UNIT has been clubbing with Patrick Stewart? Which companions end their travels in a women's prison in Ibiza? And can anyone smell piss?...
This episode's intro music : "Rip It Up" by Orange Juice.
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028. Genesis Of The Cyberslocombe (World Enough And Time / The Doctor Falls)
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It's the penultimate courtroom session in our trial of Series 10 of Doctor Who - World Enough And Time and The Doctor Falls are next to face justice, in the company of Trap One's Pete Lambert and Hannah Cooper! But will the two-part finale be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? Also in this episode : we introduce the crossover to end all crossovers, a member of the defence ...
027. Cairn In The Community (The Eaters Of Light)
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Hoots mon! There's an interdimensional monster loose about this hoose! We're joined by Mark Donaldson from On / In The Timelash in perhaps The Polis Box Live's most Scottish episode yet (and the bar was already high...). Rona Munro's The Eaters Of Light is next before the court, but will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? Join us to find out! Also in this episode : w...
026. Beanz Meanz Bastards (Empress Of Mars)
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It's a potential series decider as we enter the home stretch of our trial of Series 10 of (new) Doctor Who with Empress Of Mars next to go before the court! Dave "Dave" Rennie and Frazer "Fake Fake Dave" Gregory join us to determine it's fate - but will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? Also in this episode : who changes the show's format wholesale? Just how many Da...
025. Sylvester McCoy's Cock Spoons (Extremis / Pyramid At The End Of The World / Lie Of The Land)
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The time has finally come for our three-and-a-half-hour epic Polis Box Live Super Saturday! In this bumper episode, we clutch our referee's whistle and cards as we put all three parts of the Monk trilogy, Extremis, Pyramid At The End Of The World and Lie Of The Land on trial! Will they fire in a 30-yard screamer, win the man of the match award, or will they be punted to Albion Rovers for £50 an...
024. Tory Right-Wing W**k Fantasy (Oxygen)
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Si Hart joins us as we reach the mid-point of our trial of Series 10 with Oxygen going before the court! But will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? Join us and find out! Also : which of the Polis Boxers attempts to rip off Jim Allenby's podcast format? Can civil disobedience be stoked up via the medium of sequins and glitterballs? And just how many 50p vodka shots d...
023. Buff Your Mother To A Shine (Knock Knock)
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Dylan "Hail Mary" Rees and Mark "Fake Dave" Donaldson join us as the trial of Series 10 continues with Knock Knock next to go before the court! But will it be found guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? Also in this episode : what really goes on inside converted nunneries in Aberdeen? Who is definitely *not* Jimi Hendrix? Which of our fantastic four done nothing to stop an abductio...
022. Peter Sutcliffe, Space Racist (Thin Ice)
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It's Frost On Thursday as Thin Ice is brought before the court, as our trial of Series 10 of Doctor Who continues! Daniel Rawnsley wraps up warm and joins us as we determine whether it's guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who? But how did you, the viewers, vote? Also in this episode : how many new television pitches can we get off the ground in two hours? What would happen if John Ca...
020. A Cheeky Ribena In The Shower (The Pilot)
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The trial of Series 10 continues with The Pilot next up before the court! We're joined by Richie Morgan to determine whether it's guilty or not guilty of crimes against Doctor Who - will Pearl Mackie's first trip in the Tardis bathe in the cool waters of our Official Unofficial Canon, or will it be chucked down the well at the first opportunity? Also in this episode : what non-internet based is...
019. He's Just Sound (The Return Of Doctor Mysterio)
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019. He's Just Sound (The Return Of Doctor Mysterio)
018. S. T. A. R. S In Their Eyes (The TV Movie)
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018. S. T. A. R. S In Their Eyes (The TV Movie)
015. A Lesbian Pensioner In A Nicotine Waistcoat (Planet Of Fire)
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015. A Lesbian Pensioner In A Nicotine Waistcoat (Planet Of Fire)
014. Think Of Something Funny Then Do The Opposite (Resurrection Of The Daleks)
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014. Think Of Something Funny Then Do The Opposite (Resurrection Of The Daleks)
012. An Explicable Climax (The Awakening)
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012. An Explicable Climax (The Awakening)
011. I'll Be Mr Thursday (Warriors Of The Deep)
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011. I'll Be Mr Thursday (Warriors Of The Deep)
010. Intergalactic Booty Call (2023 Christmas Special)
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010. Intergalactic Booty Call (2023 Christmas Special)
09. Tiswas Does James Cameron's "Aliens" (Dragonfire)
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09. Tiswas Does James Cameron's "Aliens" (Dragonfire)
06. Here's Our Graham With A Quick Reminder (Time And The Rani)
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06. Here's Our Graham With A Quick Reminder (Time And The Rani)
03 : One In The Rib-Eye (The Sea Devils)
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03 : One In The Rib-Eye (The Sea Devils)
02 : Aggedor-dor-dor, Push Pineapple, Shake A Tree (The Curse Of Peladon)
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02 : Aggedor-dor-dor, Push Pineapple, Shake A Tree (The Curse Of Peladon)
01 : Comedy Communism (Day Of The Daleks)
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01 : Comedy Communism (Day Of The Daleks)
Smashing stuff this. I need to do more Who vids. I stick a random reference to Orcini in an Orson Welles vid, or quote Graham Crowden talking about a Criterion release...but need to get back to Who talk!
Can’t believe this channel has under 100 subscribers… this is great stuff
I don't think Moffat understands women, and I'm damned sure he doesn't unstand lesbians. Considering he once described his sex life during his early days at the BBC using the metaphor of a "mechanical digger" I think he thinks there are men... women... and lesbians, and some women fancy men, and some fancy lesbians... He's not sure how or why this works, but I think he must have had some very domineering female influences in his early llife, because he writes women as either dominatrix level control monsters (who he wants to fuck) scary domineering older women, (who he secretly wants to fuck) and the boring women who he doesn;t think are worth fucking. His stories that everyone regards as "Classics" are usually based around having a certain number of "Wow Points" such as "Bill is a Cyberman!" "Missy meets The Master!" "The Doctor runs round using the Sonic like its Worfs Purple Space Bazooka from Insurrection"... "The Statue of Liberty is a fucking Weeping Angel"... and the story is then contrived to hit those points. Some people ignore the inconsistencies in plot, character, physics and common sense and post weepy emojis, while others sit there wanting to know what the fuck is happening... With episodes like Blink and The Girl In the Fireplace the direction and acting is so good you miss a lot of the problems and they are good enough that you are prepared to handwave a few goofs. But by this point in his tenure the goodwill he built with those earlier great stories has gone, unless you are a relative newcomer, or a fucking "Neo-Shippper" And lets not get started on his obsession with bringing back something just because it was popular with fans, so its an easy win... regardless of whether that involves casually, OFF SCREEN, raising the fucking dead.
Without checking, didn't The Family Ness have a different song over the closing credits, that had a line that went something like 'you'll never see a Nessie in the zoo'?
The use of 'Air' by Talking Heads. 👌
If Mark Gatiss took the surname Chinnery from Dennis Chinnery, I rather suspect it was based on his appearance in Genesis of the Daleks...
I think that, and I appreciate I may be guilty of looking at 40 year old media with 2024 spectacles on, the biggest problem with the Doctor attempting to choke Peri is that it paints any later regret on the Doctor's part as akin to an abusive relationship, where a partner repeatedly shows remorse or appears to and then remains dangerous, with the victim remaining in a toxic relationship. If they'd just had the Doctor get paranoid that Peri could have been an alien spy...still with Turlough on his mind, perhaps...and start to rant about that without physically assaulting her, then that could have gotten the same point across in a less problematic way?
My own attitude to Caves is that it itself is epic, taut, suspenseful, almost operatic, and a great finale for Davison's Doctor. The problem was that it works as part of a varied palette, but its influence loomed so large over the following season that we didn't get enough light and shade in Season 22.
BTW - I'm lookng forward to when you guys get round to reviewing that appallingly bad Australian K9 series. The level of acting makes the average school play look like a production by the Royal Shakespeare Company.
Oh god, it's terrible. The twins' can't act for shit. And their 'computers' are clearly Grandstand Scamble games. But did you guys notice that part of Jabba the Hutt's hookah was stuck to the big gold wall (and sprayed gold). It appears in a shot behind Colin Baker.
Brilliant. The closing credits 😂
Superb @jasondrwho x
Best description ever.
Paradise Towners is great, I honestly don't see why some people dislike it so much.
Good god I was nervous.
Well done guys, cracking material!