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Monty Python's view of the Reformation
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Monty Python's view of the Reformation
YAAAAAS!
Amen 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Have you thought about it
At least I’m polite
damn 5 years ago i went to Radez in Richmondville NY, what a time
The whole point of this is that it's a school assembly, not church. We had morning service like this at a c of e grammar school in the 1970s
We are not in need of daily repentance. Jesus took ALL OUR SINS. Yesterday, today and tomorrows. To repent and BELIEVE is all that's needed. The taking of the bread and wine is for the Jews. It's a covenant between Israel and Jesus. To which when Jesus returns he will again take up the covenant with his Jews. This ritual is not for the body of Christ. We do not share the covenant. We will not be in the kingdom. We are bound for heaven. Only those, Israel, who are God's people will enter the Kingdom. To take the Last Supper would as the body of Christ would mean you don't believe Jesus did it all. That you don't believe he took all your sins. That you look at yourself as unclean everytime you sin. God knew we would sin and sin again. Even if by accident. Not meaning to. It's still a sin. Since Jesus died for our sins we have no sin on us. Ever! So there's no reason to take communion. As The body of Christ we are in Jesus and he in us. When God our father sees us, he sees Jesus. It's wrong to take communion if your saved. When Jesus comes back to rule as King of his kingdom he will again have a covenant with his people. Not the body of Christ.
I think I am a Lutheran
How old is this? Time to modernize
I was born Anglican but thinking about changing to Lutheran
Have you changed? I am Lutheran but attend an Anglican Church mostly for logistic reasons
Anyone else upside down? Love Tom
The Lord in his wrath has turneth the video of Satan upside down !
It's a shame if I was dying on Battlefield and I trusted in Christ right there and I had no water I wouldn't go to heaven
It is not about religion (and not about a building, the building is not the Church). It is about "turning to God", seeking Him, for salvation, getting born again by the Holy Spirit. All can be born again if they repent and believe the Gospel of what the Lord Jesus Christ did on the cross to save guilty sinners. That He died on the cross (the righteous for the unrighteous) for OUR sins, that He was buried and rose again the third day. But most think they are a good person (even people who say they are Christians), so they don't really see the "need" for a saviour, first we must see we are NOT a "good person", that we are evil and on our way to hell, then we will call out in truth to the Lord Jesus Christ to save us. A "good person" trust they are good enough to enter heven (not understanding yet how wicked our heart is), and don't yet see the need of a saviour (trusting their "good works"). Someone on a battlefield also has to aknowledge this, so they can call out for Jesus to save them, no need for water, only a repentant heart who see they are guilty and need a saviour. Psalm 14:2 The Lord looked down from heaven upon the children of men, to see if there were any that did understand, and seek God. Jeremiah 29:13 And ye shall seek me, and find me, when ye shall search for me with all your heart. 1 Corinthians 15:1-4 Moreover, brethren, I declare unto you the gospel which I preached unto you, which also ye have received, and wherein ye stand; By which also ye are saved, if ye keep in memory what I preached unto you, unless ye have believed in vain. For I delivered unto you first of all that which I also received, how that Christ died for our sins according to the scriptures; And that he was buried, and that he rose again the third day according to the scriptures Acts 3:19-20 Repent ye therefore, and be converted, that your sins may be blotted out, when the times of refreshing shall come from the presence of the Lord. And he shall send Jesus Christ, which before was preached unto you: Romans 10:9-11 That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved. For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation. For the scripture saith, Whosoever believeth on him shall not be ashamed. Isaiah 55:6-7 Seek ye the Lord while he may be found, call ye upon him while he is near: Let the wicked forsake his way, and the unrighteous man his thoughts: and let him return unto the Lord, and he will have mercy upon him; and to our God, for he will abundantly pardon. Matthew 4:17 From that time Jesus began to preach, and to say, Repent: for the kingdom of heaven is at hand. Romans 3:19-26 Now we know that what things soever the law saith, it saith to them who are under the law: that every mouth may be stopped, and all the world may become guilty before God. Therefore by the deeds of the law there shall no flesh be justified in his sight: for by the law is the knowledge of sin. But now the righteousness of God without the law is manifested, being witnessed by the law and the prophets; Even the righteousness of God which is by faith of Jesus Christ unto all and upon all them that believe: for there is no difference: For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God; Being justified freely by his grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus: Whom God hath set forth to be a propitiation through faith in his blood, to declare his righteousness for the remission of sins that are past, through the forbearance of God; To declare, I say, at this time his righteousness: that he might be just, and the justifier of him which believeth in Jesus. John 18:36 Jesus answered, My kingdom is not of this world: if my kingdom were of this world, then would my servants fight, that I should not be delivered to the Jews: but now is my kingdom not from hence. Isaiah 9:6 For unto us a child is born, unto us a son is given: and the government shall be upon his shoulder: and his name shall be called Wonderful, Counsellor, The mighty God, The everlasting Father, The Prince of Peace. Colossians 3:2 Set your affection on things above, not on things on the earth. Matthew 6:19-21 Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal: But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also. 1 John 1:8-10 If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness. If we say that we have not sinned, we make him a liar, and his word is not in us. Isaiah 1:18 Come now, and let us reason together, saith the Lord: though your sins be as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow; though they be red like crimson, they shall be as wool. John 3:3-7 Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God. Nicodemus saith unto him, How can a man be born when he is old? can he enter the second time into his mother's womb, and be born? Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and of the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God. That which is born of the flesh is flesh; and that which is born of the Spirit is spirit. Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again. 2 Corinthians 5:16-21 Wherefore henceforth know we no man after the flesh: yea, though we have known Christ after the flesh, yet now henceforth know we him no more. Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creature: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new. And all things are of God, who hath reconciled us to himself by Jesus Christ, and hath given to us the ministry of reconciliation; To wit, that God was in Christ, reconciling the world unto himself, not imputing their trespasses unto them; and hath committed unto us the word of reconciliation. Now then we are ambassadors for Christ, as though God did beseech you by us: we pray you in Christ's stead, be ye reconciled to God. For he hath made him to be sin for us, who knew no sin; that we might be made the righteousness of God in him. Ephesians 2:1-5 And you hath he quickened, who were dead in trespasses and sins; Wherein in time past ye walked according to the course of this world, according to the prince of the power of the air, the spirit that now worketh in the children of disobedience: Among whom also we all had our conversation in times past in the lusts of our flesh, fulfilling the desires of the flesh and of the mind; and were by nature the children of wrath, even as others. But God, who is rich in mercy, for his great love wherewith he loved us, Even when we were dead in sins, hath quickened us together with Christ, (by grace ye are saved;) Psalm 118:8-9 It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in man. It is better to trust in the Lord than to put confidence in princes. John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me. John 3:12-21 If I have told you earthly things, and ye believe not, how shall ye believe, if I tell you of heavenly things? And no man hath ascended up to heaven, but he that came down from heaven, even the Son of man which is in heaven. And as Moses lifted up the serpent in the wilderness, even so must the Son of man be lifted up: That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life. For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved. He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God. And this is the condemnation, that light is come into the world, and men loved darkness rather than light, because their deeds were evil. For every one that doeth evil hateth the light, neither cometh to the light, lest his deeds should be reproved. But he that doeth truth cometh to the light, that his deeds may be made manifest, that they are wrought in God. Romans 10:17 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. Galatians 1:3-5 Grace be to you and peace from God the Father, and from our Lord Jesus Christ, Who gave himself for our sins, that he might deliver us from this present evil world, according to the will of God and our Father: To whom be glory for ever and ever. Amen.
@@1.Corinthians15.1-4 yes I am a Christian I'm sorry but I'm not going to read your whole comment it's extremely long I just wanted to be faith in the blood nobody is good but God Alone
@@emsdiy6857 Most of my comment was important Bible verses to help a brother/sister in the faith, or help a unbeliever come to faith. Sorry you felt it too bothersome to read. I hope you have read the whole Bible for yourself, because it is even longer and even more important (to keep reading). Because most "Churches" are filled with deceivers (freemasons pretending to be Christians), and wolfs who don't want people to read the Bible for themselves, so that they will keep trusting people more than God. That is how they can deceive naive Christians, because they don't know the word of God, but trust their "pastor". Very important to seek God for ourself and ask God for understanding of what we read in the Bible. "My people are destroyed for lack of knowledge..." Hosea 4:6 say. And that is, because people who say they are believers do not read the Bible, their enemies deceive them and can easily lead them astray. It is harder for our enemies to deceive us if we keep feeding on the word of God. People are dying from hunger, even tho they think they are not. Becaue they say they are in need of nothing. Amos 8:11 Behold, the days come, saith the Lord GOD, that I will send a famine in the land, not a famine of bread, nor a thirst for water, but of hearing the words of the LORD: Revelation 3:15-20 I know thy works, that thou art neither cold nor hot: I would thou wert cold or hot. So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth. Because thou sayest, I am rich, and increased with goods, and have need of nothing; and knowest not that thou art wretched, and miserable, and poor, and blind, and naked: I counsel thee to buy of me gold tried in the fire, that thou mayest be rich; and white raiment, that thou mayest be clothed, and that the shame of thy nakedness do not appear; and anoint thine eyes with eyesalve, that thou mayest see. As many as I love, I rebuke and chasten: be zealous therefore, and repent. Behold, I stand at the door, and knock: if any man hear my voice, and open the door, I will come in to him, and will sup with him, and he with me. Romans 10:17 So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. John 8:31-32 Then said Jesus to those Jews which believed on him, If ye continue in my word, then are ye my disciples indeed; And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
@@1.Corinthians15.1-4 I'm sorry that I said it was too long but it was thank you so much for trying to help me I just get confused if I trade too much at once but I do appreciate it yes I know to keep in the Bible and not watch too much videos I know thank you and God bless you
Fell asleep at church
Why is this upside down?
The one true living God is revealed in the life,death, and resurrection of the Lord Jesus Christ, not through the Scriptures. This is the great heresy of the legalistic of the LCMS..
The scriptures tell us about Jesus finished work…
You know you've got the denomination right when they're being simultaneously honest about why they're there. That, and them being upside down, I mean how are they being upside down without god, huh? You explain that.
I mean, that is basically Christianity isn’t it? Invariably switching between obsequious, nauseating praise, and petrifying fear of being burned to a cinder.
It’s upside down…..🤔
why is it upside down?
Thanks for posting this I appreciate it.
Upside down bolleaux.
Why is the video upside down?
No,no this film was titled "A Room With a View"
It's upside down
If I had to pick a denomination of Christianity, first it would be Lutheran (I am right now), then it would be an Orthodox Christian if there was no Lutheran Christian.
Perfect and logical
are you still lutheran?
40 Biblical Proofs: The Yahweh of the Jews is not the Father of Jesus ua-cam.com/video/Dx6LFET26X8/v-deo.html
pkcHainsaw: I remember filming this so well, Thank you for this very clear print, nice to see it on here, I am one of the small group of Professional Actors in the pews next to the teachers, (The one with clasped hands 2 row top right ( my Best close up) in this version, @01.06 most of the children were from the school we filmed this at on Location, but the close ups were Actors.
One of my favourite parts of Meaning of Life. Having spent every Sunday in church until I was twenty, this is the most honest set of prayers I have ever heard. The hymn is particularly apt. Love it!😄
It's not too late, you know. I'm meeting a couple of me mates round the back of the church tomorrow night at eleven. We're going to carry out Gods plan.
The fish will be delayed, apparently. Something to do with ocean conditions and weather bla bla bla. Stay alert.
Right! Enough of this silliness. Now, to more serious matters. who is here to learn how to defend themselves against a man with a banana??
With the comfy chair.
what if he's got a pointed stick?
Im here from r/atheism
It's been forever omg I miss this
I’m a Christian and this is hilarious!🤣😂👍
MARTIN LUTHER TAUGHT THE TRINITY..IF YOU'RE LUTHERAN EMBRACE THE TRINITY
This maybe a parody, but this is an exact replica of most reformed churches; DEAD! And it’s simply because the residuals of Roman Catholicism tenaciously thrive and is doctrinally alive in them.
You’re saved by Jesus Christ alone
I heard similar things from the SDA. They consider E G White "explanation" of the Bible- My question is why then there are a lot of Lutheran churches with different practise and believe? In my country, Lutherans can have pastor guy or transgender or woman.
Amen
Lutherans: Gawain and the Green Knight is my jam!
"and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon" - he meant Akira Kurosawa movie?
That's not how I remember it!
Well, I guess it depends on who you are and your point of view...
"Oh, and Jenkins? apperantly your mother died this morning. Chaplain..." "OH LORD PLEASE DONT BUUUURN US" 😂😂😭
"And there slew they the goats, YE! And place they the bits, in little pots.. ....here endeth the lesson." My favorite no context cut off line of all monty python films!
I may be stating the obvious, but Cleese is supposed 2 b reading from the Bible. It's satire on how archaic the Old Testament is. 🙂👍
I have it on good authority that SOMEBODY has been putting linseed oil onto the school cormorant.
whats this nonsense with jewtube? why are half of my subscriptions gone now? why do they keep shoving this crap in my face? what kind of bolsheviks run this circus?
Question: the Bible says you need to be baptized to go to heaven. Jesus was baptized so that means the concept existed before he died. So what was the point of Jesus dying for our sins if baptism was already in place?
Good question. The short answer is that baptism isn't a litmus test God demands of us. It is a tangible sign of the promise of eternal life made possible because of Jesus. Baptism was an existing Jewish custom that Jesus used and turned into a sacrament just as Jesus used the Passover meal to institute the sacrament of Holy Communion.
It is a shame that this kind of thing has not been updated and remade and a modern version produced for a contemporary audience, as beginners material for Lutheranism is woefully underrepresented.
Contemporary? What is that mean?
@@glorytofathersonandholyspirit modern
@@jessewilliams8655 I know what it is now, good thing I left Lutheranism and it’s progressive heresy for real Christianity: Eastern Orthodoxy
@@glorytofathersonandholyspirit you’re thinking of the ELCA I’m LCMS. We stayed true to the old church. But I respect orthodox and can see the attraction
I believe what our sibling in Christ is trying to convey is, this media material is dated and could be refreshed with that same message but with modern technology.
It is my sincere wish to one day to lead a congregation in this exact manner.
Your chance is coming. Happy Easter!
In Drerd mein Rabbi, in Drerd!
I was on a spiritual quest years ago to find something close to the early Church. I had been raised in a non-denominational church and felt it's teachings and practices were shallow and not at all much like the New Testament Church. Through my study and searching, I found the Lutheran Church and later became Lutheran. I felt at peace here and it seemed more like a modern form of the Church Jesus started.... but I noticed something that really bothered me. They mentioned the Blessed Martin Luther more than Jesus...a lot more. It didn't seem right, so I restarted my searching and went to a local Catholic Church. They welcomed me with open arms and after a time , I was confirmed into the Catholic Church. I felt like I was finally home. Then , in the last few years the awful things that have come to light concerning the Catholic Church and with some of the strange things coming from the mouth of the current Pope, I wonder if I made the right decision. I pray daily that I'll know what to do. So I just stand here where I'm at , not attending either church.NIot knowing for sure which way to go. Maybe this has all been for nothing. Maybe it doesn't matter at all where I attend . Does our Lord really care. I put my faith in God alone . In our Heavenly Father, His only Son Jesus and His sacrifice for all of us, and the Holy Spirit.
You are saved by grace, God's unearned love got everyone, not by going to church. The true purpose of church is only to keep reminding you of grace. I hope you can find one. It's not easy.
I was just talking about this...I worship God the Heavenly Father...Who Gave Us His Son Jesus Christ And He Died For Our Sins...John 3:16 For God So Loved The World That He Gave His Only Begotten Son So Whomsoever Believeth in Him Shall Not Perish But Have Everlasting Life...Jesus Said No One Gets To The Father But Through Me...The Holy Trinity Comes From This...God Is Spirit...Jesus Is Alive He Was Resurrected So...The Father The Son And The Holy Ghost...Through Jesus We Can Be One In Spirit With God...God Speaks Through Jesus And We Speak Through The Holy Spirit Like His Vessel...Its His Words Not Ours..God Said No Man traditions no man anything really...No idols no other gods no robes which comes from the Old Roman Catholic Church of Egypt...Temple of Baal not Temple of Solomon two different places...Therefore The sun god Baphomet Bel Baal is who they worshiped and the Freemasonry the stone Builders and Mormons follow this practice...Now All religions are man made...No church should be named after Jesus preaching false DOCTRINES and No Robes Satanic churches wear Scarlet ones...Catholics wear them and the Pope Wears white and gold like Royalty..Queen of England is part of the Womens Freemasonry and now the Pope...The bishops decided to use the Paganism calendar which dates and times don't go back to Adam and Eve...Paganism came during the Temple of Bel in Babylon....This is where DOCTRINES gets confused...Moses descendant of Noah....Went to Babylon and Ham the son of Noah his offspring started the Caanites Hittites and etc...And his offspring started Sodom Gomorrah and the Babylonian fall...Moses came to Eygpt and took God's children and to them to the promise land Mt.Sinai...then The angels destroyed the Cities...Lot and daughters went to where Ur was...The tribes were separated and Japheth went to what is now Asia... And Hams descendants went to what is Africa..Now this is when Joseph comes in and all that and I know you know this...after Christ The Samaritans and so forth...Fight and take over the lands and another descendant off of Japheth..So Shems offspring Samaritans and The Japheth descendants basically went into Jerusalem and Israel and destroyed the The ones that were not followers of Christ.. Then they all separated to all nations...Then the nations were split into continents and countries weren't togethers anymore...So America was Asia...Rome England Europe and so forth.....And There is where more history began...So The Queen Decides she wants to discover a place for Christianity...so Columbus discovers America and Brings the King James Version which was written correctly...Then new translations so we could understand it better...But the KJV and NIV is the same...Now CATHOLICISM PROTESTANT IS IN EUROPE..Ok but the Roman Catholic Church Wanted To Go Back To It's Old Ways...History repeating itself...Then The Puritans wanted to serve The One True God Csme To America...Greek Orthodox Church was in Sweden your Mediterranean Countries so forth...Based off the CATHOLICISM and Later Splitting And Eastern Orthodox Church So there is that religion...Judaism was off of the what they call Christianity and then Then they split and Muslims and Judaism And Christianity mixed....Then the Roman CATHOLICISM....Started Martyrs and killing all non Catholics so forth...Then came Constantine from Rome and choosing Christianity more or less Catholic-Christian before going into the Roman Catholic Church Today because Freemasonry the Temple from the Mormons and all of Europev will be this religion NWO.....BECAUSE NOW THEY ARE TRYING TO GET US ALL UNDER ONE RELIGION ONE GOVERNMENT ONE CURRENCY....AND THIS WILL DO AWAY WITH ALL MAN MADE RELIGIONS AND HAVE ONLY 1 BUT NOT GODS...THE Temple of Baal...Mormons preachings and the Roman CATHOLICISM...Satan's Bloodline....The rest will die or mark of the beast..But Jesus Comes Back We Fight The Battle Of Armageddon and all Nations turns on Israel...But we will be connected like it was in biblical times no split no nothing and all Jews and not what jews are today not jehovah witnesses none of that...All Descendants of Noah...The Jews....The Godly Bloodline of Abraham will be in Israel and then its on....Then Satan is destroyed and etc...So Religion Man made Temples idols etc...Man made false god Baal....The One True God In Heaven The Only Way....Hope this helps...Church is a building people make a church..Fellowship worship etc....God The Father The Lord Jesus Christ etc..Anti Christ descendant of satan will be in the Roman Catholic church and the rest you understand..Satan Copycats God.....To Deceive Man.....Man is sin....Listen to God through your spirit build your relationship with him...You don't have to label it...Don't let Satan steer you away from right because he has been hiding behind religion
Church is guided by God but led by man and therefore, it is in nature also sinful. Finding a church that lifts you up/strengthens your faith is hard and finding one you agree with 100% is near impossible. I hope you were able to find one you feel good in! I have been a Lutheran my whole life and very rarely hear Martin Luther’s name in our services but Jesus and the Bible are always central to our worship. God bless!
Churches aren’t perfect, but as long as the core doctrines are biblical, and they hold to the early church, and the traditions we are told to keep by Saint Paul, you should attend.
Q. How do Protestants make a liar of Jesus Christ? A. Jesus Christ says in Matthew @ - “And if he will not hear them: tell the church. And if he will not hear the church, let him be to thee as the heathen and publican." ---"No" say Luther and all Protestants, "do not hear the Church, protest against her with all your might!” Jesus Christ says in Matthew @ - "And I say to thee: That thou art Peter; and upon this rock I will build my church, and the gates of hell shall not prevail against it." ---"No," say Protestants, “This is false; the gates of hell have prevailed against the Church for a thousand years and more.” Jesus Christ has declared St. Peter, and every successor to St. Peter-the Pope-to be his Vicar on earth. ---"No," say Protestants, "the Pope is Anti-Christ." Jesus Christ says in Matthew @ - "My yoke is sweet, and my burden light." ---"No," said Luther and Calvin "it is impossible to keep the commandments." Jesus Christ says in Matthew @ - "If thou wilt enter into life, keep the commandments." ---"No," said Luther and Calvin, "faith alone, without good works, is sufficient to enter into life everlasting." Jesus Christ says to Mary Magdalene in John @ - ''And Jesus said: Neither will I condemn thee. Go, and now sin no more.'' ---Martin Luther - “BE A SINNER AND SIN BOLDLY, BUT BELIEVE AND REJOICE IN CHRIST EVEN MORE BOLDLY.'' Jesus Christ says in Luke 13:3 - "No, I say to you: but unless you shall do penance, you shall all likewise perish" ---"No," said Luther and Calvin, "fasting, and other works of penance are not necessary in satisfaction for sin.” Jesus Christ says in Luke @ - "And taking bread, he gave thanks, and brake; and gave to them, saying: This is my body, which is given for you. Do this for a commemoration of me." Jesus Christ says in John @ - ''I am the living bread which came down from heaven. If any man eat of this bread, he shall live for ever; and the bread that I will give, IS MY FLESH, for the life of the world.'' 1 Corinthians @ - Therefore whosoever shall eat this bread, or drink the chalice of the Lord unworthily, shall be guilty of the body and of the blood of the Lord. ---"No," said Calvin, "this is only the figure of Christ's Body, it will become his body as soon as you receive it." Other Protestants like you say, ''No, it is only bread. Jesus Christ says in Matthew 19:9 - "I say to you, that whosoever shall put away his wife, and shall marry another, commits adultery; and he that shall marry her that is put away, commits adultery." 1 Corinthians 6:9,10 - ''Know you not that the unjust shall not possess the kingdom of God? Do not err: neither fornicators, nor idolaters, {{[[NOR ADULTERERS]]}}, nor the effeminate, nor liers with mankind, nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor railers, nor extortioners, shall possess the kingdom of God.'' ---"No," say Luther and all Protestants, to a married man, “you may put away your wife, get a divorce, and marry another." Exodus @ “Thou shalt not steal." ---“No," said Luther to secular princes, “I give you the right to appropriate to yourselves the property of the Roman Catholic Church." Q. How do Protestants make a liar of the Holy Ghost? The Holy Ghost says in Holy Scripture: Ecclesiastes 9:1 - "Man knows not whether he be worthy of love or hatred"; Proverbs 20:9 - "Who can say: My heart is clean, I am pure from sin?''; and Philippians @ - "Wherefore, my dearly beloved, (as you have always obeyed, not as in my presence only, but much more now in my absence,) with fear and trembling work out your salvation." ---"No," said Luther and Calvin, "but whosoever believes in Jesus Christ, is in the state of grace." Q. How do Protestants make liars of the Apostles? 1 Corinthians 13:2 - "And if I should have prophecy and should know all mysteries, and all knowledge, and if I should have all faith, so that I could remove mountains, and have not charity, I am nothing." Galatians 5:6 - ''For in Christ Jesus neither circumcision avails anything, nor uncircumcision: but faith that works by charity.'' James @ - ''Do you see that by works a man is justified; and not by faith only?'' ---"No," say Protestants, "faith alone is sufficient to save us." 2 Peter @ - ''As also in all his epistles, speaking in them of these things; in which are certain things hard to be understood, which the unlearned and unstable wrest, as they do also the other scriptures, to their own destruction." 2 Peter @ - ''Understanding this first, that no prophecy of scripture is made by private interpretation.'' ---"No," say Protestants, "the Scriptures are very plain, and easy to be understood." Other Protestants say: The Holy ghost reveals the true interpretation to the individual. __ Which is the reason why we have over 50,000 ''churches'' claiming to have the right interpretation and fighting with each other. St. James @ - ''Is any sick among you? Let him bring in the priests of the Church, and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil, in the name of the Lord." ---"No," say Protestants, "that is a vain and useless ceremony." Malachi @ - ''For from the rising of the sun even to the going down, my name is great among the Gentiles, and in every place there is SACRIFICE, and there is offered to my name a clean oblation: for my name is great among the Gentiles, says the Lord of hosts.'' ---"No," says Luther and other Protestants, "There is no Sacrifice, it is only a meal".
“Gosh we really are all impressed down here I can tell you...” My favorite line. 🤣
Being God & wanting your ass kissed & praised every now & then is the Biggest Oxymoron in Post-Judaic Organized Religions & in Human History in general!
Me too. Pure Palin gold, that.