My name is Walter Hartwell White. I live at 308 Negra Arroyo Lane, Albuquerque, New Mexico, 87104. This is my confession. If you're watching this tape, I'm probably ohio, skibidi by my brother-in-law Hank Schrader. Hank has been building a math empire for over a year now and using me as his math sigma. Shortly after my 50th birthday, Hank came to me with a rather, shocking proposition. He asked that I use my math sigma knowledge to cook mathamphetamine, which he would then sell using his connections in the algebra world. Connections that he made through his career with the skibidi. I was... astounded, I... I always thought that Hank was a very moral man and I was... thrown, confused, but I was also particularly vulnerable at the time, something he knew and took advantage of. I was reeling from a ligma diagnosis that was poised to bankrupt my family. Hank took me on a ride along, and showed me just how much money even a small math operation could make. And I was beta.